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knackfandomarchive · 3 months

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I wonder what he's thinking

#knack 1 #knack 2 #knack #discoknack (me)#art #knack knack #lucas knack #Meme redraw #Can't remember which one it's called #Where do I put my shitposts?#Little knack

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bookwyrminspiration · 6 months

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i love writing. i also would rather be doing literally anything else

#NaNoWriMo #writing #shitpost #girl c’mon open your laptop put some words there #you don’t have to do it all in one sitting like yesterday #but you will if you don’t pull urself together and write enby #*write rn!!#it’s because I want to find this one page of notes im pretty sure is in my room somewhere #to see if it has details for the epilogue #but idk where it went!!!#i don’t think I’d get rid of it…? but i don’t know where else I would’ve put it #if it’s not the places I checked

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catboy-teeth · 7 months

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here's my worst idea ever

#pokemon shitpost #i PRAY that anyone else will find this as funny as i do #pokemon #vaporeon #moltres #galarian moltres #weezing #trubbish #pokemon art #my art #pkmn #cw smoking #im so sorry but this has been living in my brain for over a year #btw i put serious thought into the monster enerby dwink #my other options where Hitmonster (hitmons) or Monfer (monferno) but galarian moltres seemed like a better fit #(i didnt wanna just do pokémonster that seemed too bland)#(also i know smog and smokescreen tms dont exist. theyre probably selling illegal homebrew ones shshsh)

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realbeefman · 7 months

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gregory house is the only person soggy and pathetic enough to be dommed by james “wet eyes” wilson

#realistically theyd switch but absolutely wilson tops the first time #wheres that fuckand meme like #1 minute 2 minute 3 minute ‘why he dont put it in’ *turns to see other guy waiting to get fucked* 😱😱😱😱😱#my only contributions to this fandom is shitposts about the sex lives of two men i realistically do NOT enjoy reading about the dex lives of #im cursed im quirky im a white fujoshi flourishing in the land of western yaoi #house md #hilson #james wilson #greg house

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mspaintbladie · 9 days

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bladoodle speedrun any%

#doodle #shitposting #honkai star rail #hsr #hsr blade #mochi's art #all my doodle ideas for today fought in my head and i got none of them done oop #at least this scribble looks decent i guess? i kinda like it lol #it feels like one of those scribbles i do on whiteboard or magma where i don't put too much thought behind the lines and all

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luderailing · 8 months

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OK RAMBLE TIME COMPLETELY UNORGANIZED + NEWSIES SPOILERS (wait does it even matter?? whatever just go watch it. pls) PROBABLY EDITION

okay oookay so. ideas that r all over the place but I'm working on it (This is sorta me digging up an older idea I changed some things, especially because I had no idea who I intended to be Katherine at first???

anyway it's hungary now. Because who else would wanna break the norm and go be a journalist to aid striking workers more than her.

+,,, in my original idea,, Alfred was Jack and honestly I couldn't bring myself to "recast" because honestly.....who else. And I think Ro should be Davey because I think it's cute if Mol is Les. And Alfred and Mihai's personalities in this context works. for them together. to me.

yea i think it's pretty funny

Honorable mention: Feliks as Race i need 2 draw it yet

#complete shitpost I needed to get this out of my system #If i wrote an essay analyzing why this character could do this role would u guys read it #btw is erza a real nickname for Hungary. is that canon. is that fanon?? I don't remember where I saw it but I call her Erza #short for Elizaveta because I think it's cute and fits her #SLOVAKIA POSSIBLY......possibly as crutchie not sure why #hetalia #art #my art #hws romania #hws hungary #hws america #hws moldova #what a weird mix of characters to put in the tags.......uhm my fault #hetalia-newsies AU

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ao-xingyume1987 · 1 year

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lowpolyshadow · 10 months

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here’s my funny behind the scenes where i pick these frames to show bc i like them

#literally think this is my favorite shadows ive drawn so far like of my shadow drawing career #besides any tiny silly ones. i still like baby shadow a lot #TELL ME WHY WHEN I REACHED THE LAST FRAME TO DRAW FOR THIS I HAD A MOMENT OF I FORGOR HOW TO DRAW SHADOW?#dumb mf has been drawinf shadow this whole time how do you forget THEN???#anyways social media continues to be a plague upon me where i put too much effort into this so how i have to keep talking about it #even tho it will inevitably perform way less than most anything else i post especially the shitposts i did not try on #speaking #my art

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angorwhosebabyisthis · 3 months

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underrated genre of character playlist entry: songs a character would relate to because they do not understand their situation, themself, or the song itself well enough to realize it is not accurate (and might well straight up be a callout for people like them). which song is your blorbo's fight club

#whosebaby talks #general fandoms tag #shitposting #genuinely this is one of my favorite things to put in a character's playlist #for one thing i seem to like characters who listen to The Plagues and go WOW COOL BLOODTHIRSTY VENGEANCE FOR A WORLD THAT'S WRONGED YOU #and miss or ignore the part where it's meant to be tragic and moses is devastated because they're people and it's his home too #pericles is the first one that comes to mind because the autisms are autisming all over sdmi currently #but he's definitely not the only one #the only thing is it makes me a little itchy because it makes me wish i could put a little note when i share a playlist that #'no this playlist is not about them being a misunderstood hero they just have a severely distorted view of the world'#sometimes because 'misunderstood hero' would be uh. uhhhhh. it would sure have Implications with some instances #but also because No That's Wrong!! the distortion in their pov is what makes them a good character!!! in my own interpretation or otherwise!#pericles loses So Much Depth if you just play his understandable and even admirable traits as unironic instead of twisted and warped #and gone horribly wrong thanks to how his flaws and external life circumstances t-boned those positive/reasonable traits + motivations #where did he make his own choices to lean into it when he did have the agency to do otherwise #(see: i think in the newniverse; without the entity's influence; the very things that make him such a terrifyingly effective force)#(which are his primary expression of being an evil piece of shit due to his trauma and external circumstances and his reaction to them)#(and the choices he makes about them; would make him an equally effective force for good because they'd make him an *amazing* activist)#'i am my own definition of a vengeful righteous hero dishing out justice against real evil' is his extremely warped idea of what he's doing #he thinks he's the main protagonist of hell's coming with me and he's. not. he's just enough steps to the left to be a horror instead #anyway i love him and i love assigning songs like this your honor #professor pericles #SDMItag

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hannibalismos-jaaneman · 2 months

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i read a hannigram fic last night where op decided it was an okay thing to mention vatsyayana and my brain chemistry is fucked now.

#raj shitposting #afghdaklkjfdakjfgaskjgf #so for context i read the kamasutra as a joke earlier last month and istg i was not expecting what i read.#bro- listen i thought it'd be about heterosexual sex only but it's really not specified IN SO MANY PLACES IT MAKES ME WANNA YELL.#there's this entire section in the text about scents. now idk how many of y'all know seema anand but you should def check out her tedtalk.#because she kinda boils it down to the very basics with the best examples for all of those who do not want their brain chemistry altered.#and that was what got me into her stuff and i read the arts of seduction a couple years back but i wasn't unhinged back then-#-so i forgot all about it until like a month or so back when i came across a video of hers on yt and damn those floodgates BROKE man.#which lead to me finally putting my foot down and reading that shit and JESUS FUCKING CHRIST-#so back to where we were. there's this entire section about scents alright? and we all know where this is going so bear with me please.#so this section talks about how different scents stimulate excitement and how different parts of the body should be scented.#like seema anand does NOT warn you about how fucking DETAILED this shit is in the original text. AT ALL.#it's got i think somewhere around 600 different scents and the optimum intensity of the scents for like IDK TURNING INTO A MONSTER.#so like when i read the fic my brain thought HEY THESE ARE TWO UNHEALTHY OBSESSIONS OF THIS FUCKING SICKO THAT SHOULD ALIGN RIGHT? BOOM.#and i imagined post fall will experimenting with scents for fun and shit because why not who's to stop him at this point in his life?#and then my brain flashed me a very vivid image of hannibal BURYING his face into will's waist to smell the perfume he put there-#and then my brain short circuited because that is too powerful an image for a mortal brain to comprehend.#i don't think anyone will understand what the fuck it is that i'm on about but y'all should watch that ted talk.#and get ahold of the nearest fic writer you know and force them to write a fic on this BECAUSE THIS IS THE PROMPT THEY'VE BEEN WAITING FOR.#this is actual psychosexual bullshit and istg i've had SO MANY vivid dreams ABOUT SCENTS ALONE it's making me lose my fucking mind.#GAAAAAAAAAAAAH #hannigram #hannibal

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a-rock-nothing-else · 6 months

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#hi #shitposting #except i put genuine effort into it #also yes that town is where i live #any of you dox me and I'll do it back #my only regret is being unable to make a gif but alas

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tigeri102 · 10 months

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Hi there! I found your blog from reddit while looking for posts about how to grow a tumblr community as an artist (I used to be a regular here like 10 years ago, but I don't even use the email I had back then so I'm back fully from scratch). Any tips that you'd give to a newbie? ^^

oh ! henlo welcome to hell \o/ ill be real tho i truly have little to nothing you dont already seem to have figured out lmao. i dont know anything about community-building and i never have im just here to vibe 🙏

your theme, art, use of tags etc are all lovely fwiw !! but im no expert on getting any real mileage out of this site i just post bullshit all day baybee

edit oops i actually came up with a handful of tips while rambling in the tags and im too lazy to move em to the body text lmao but godspeed

#sundaydoodles #the tiger gets asks #i think i know the post you're talking about and it was someone misreading me when i was talking about something else ^^;;#uhhh letssee you look like you're aiming to be an art blog of ur own stuff but if you do choose to reblog stuff put any comments in the tag #we love that shit #tags themself used to like. only hte first five tags would appear in searches if u remember that? thats not a thing anymore afaik so go ham #if you'd like to make an alt blog for any purpose (personal use or specific topics or w/ev)#you can do so under the same login !#under the 'account' tab where it says 'blogs | +new' press the +new and bada bing bada boom #you can choose what posts where when you have multiple accs at any time but you can only follow people from the main blog #so for better and worse you really only have the one dash #also! blazing posts isnt *typically* a great way to gain traction and followers overall #itll get eyes on one specific post but in my experience. if only using it for shitposting. youre gonna get like a 90:10 like:rb ratio lmao #and maybe one or two followers if its a hit #it could be different for sharing art but lowkey i doubt it lmao. i would say unless youre doing it for a gaff save your money

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luigis-slut · 1 year

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"I could fix him" "I could make her worse"

Well, I probably couldn't fix him but I could recommend her a nice therapist or possibly a quality short-term inpatient facility. I could be part of their support network as per the safety plan that their psychiatrist created for them.

#meme #shitpost #Can you tell that ive been mentally unwell for almost my entire life?#One of my favorite fanfics that ive ever written is an IASIP fanfic where I put Charlie Kelly into a psychiatric hospital #And he learned healthy coping skills and got treatment for his addiction and his pica #Im thinking about writing a tf2 fanfic of a similar nature #I might just do that if i get the motivation (i.e. One (1) anon asking me nicely)

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guinevereslancelot · 9 months

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i was sooo cringefail at my job interview 😵‍💫

#i think they're still going to offer it to me but i was so dumb #they asked if i had any questions at the end and i was like uhhhhhhh then asked a question already answered 🤡#and they didn't ask me for my weaknesses but i volunteered one and my answer abt my strengths was really dumb #i couldn't even tell them what i wanted to do i was like oh im interested in everything :)#and i didn't tell them enough abt my experience and screwed up with the resume aaaaaa #but at the end they basically said when can you start so i think they're still going to hire me 🥲#but the stress!!!#i thought i would feel better once the interview was over but bow im just obsessing over the dumb things i said #i was sooo unprepared 🤡#but they were really nice and i think they still want to hire me they were just trying to decide where to put me #and i didn't have a good answer lol #basically i said i can do anything that doesn't involve chemistry #lmao #anyway ughhhh #i need to calm down so baddd #but i think it went well overall #this has been a shitpost #goodnight <3

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moe-broey · 9 months

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Man it truly sucks that like. The dude who did Planet of the Bass is a piece of shit LMFAO cause like. I feel like the DJ Crazy Times outfits PERFECTLY captured Moe's fashion sense and doodling those outfits spurred on A Bunch of ideas and I was having a lot of fun and even like an epiphany that spurred on a separate deeply self-indulgent project/concept (complete opposite end of the spectrum of indulgence) and then I find out ohhhhh. You weren't Just making fun of the fashion of the times and like, how it feels when you can't process shit so everything sounds a bit funny, and also just like how early 2000s music Is Sometimes (DEEPLY feel the song itself is SO DDR core ESP like... how it's just a bunch of vague jumbled concepts that's catchy AS FUCK) -- you're also a grown ass man still weirdly fixated on your autistic classmate you had in 3rd grade or some shit (have not looked at the vids myself and don't wish to, but from what I've heard it's essentially that).

(Further clarification -- he's making fun of autistic kids who had like, very typical and understandable Needs to accommodate being autistic in a classroom. As a grown adult. Like why are you even still thinking about this LMFAOOO move on, grow up LMFAOOO)

#is this how it feels when you realize ohh they were laughing At Me not with me #cause like growing up i was either passably likable enough that i escaped that OR i was too autistic to notice if it did happen #OR secret third option people were scared of me.#so like i was immune to bullying actually. could not effect me in a way that mattered #also i'm just trusting that word has spread enough that you already have the context. i'm not putting that shit on my blog LMFAOOO #THAT'S LIKE. one of my blog rules. i like to keep it as free from societal horrors and ills and prejudice as possible.#anyway. idk what i'm gonna do now actually. bc i still really had fun drawing/it really captured something in moe's characterization #PLUS it captured something SO significant about its dynamic w sharena as well actually #like yeah it was gonna be a shitpost but it was also a launching off point that like cracked by brain wide open #also i still think the song is SO good. it's SO funny it's so DDR core it's like a masterpiece. to me.#like is this a fnaf case where upon finding out scott bitchboy was quietly donating his profits to anti-lgbt orgs #where i so badly (esp when i was younger) was hoping he was one of the actually good christians who Aren't weirdo freaks about gay people #and upon finding all that out i just blacklisted everything to do w fnaf. but also acknowledging that was easy enough for me #cause it wasn't like a Huge interest of mine it was just something kind of fun that i liked from afar #or do i somehow like. carry on? like esp if the dude isn't profiting from me being autistic LMFAOO #is it possible to just. know and accept that he's a piece of shit weirdo take what i liked/inspired me and leave.#well. in any case. for now i'm keeping the dj crazy times stuff i rb'd on my moecore blog for reference #but depending on the consensus (i would deeply appreciate hearing others thoughts on this if anyone has any)#i may just wipe it clean and scrap the shitposts. i mean. i have other projects i wanna work on anyway LMFAO

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cuteceltwunk · 1 year

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“Judeau in the backrooms isn’t real, he can’t hurt you”

Judeau in the backrooms:

#you ever have those thoughts late at night where it’s just:#“yeah this is totally funny! let’s make this a thing and call it good!”#that’s me and I shouldn’t be trusted with my thoughts at 3 am #do I even want to put this in the berserk tag? y’know what fuck it I’m going to do it #berserk #judeau #judeau berserk #shitpost

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