#Who volunteers

[stupidlypregnant]

A dumb little pet who has no idea why their belly has been swelling over the last months or why their chest ist so sore.

They're so confused, they haven't been eating more, actually even less with all the nausea they've been experiencing. Their belly isn't soft either, it's firm, the skin over it already stretched so tight stretchmarks are showing at the underside. Their lower back and hips are hurting all the time now with how heavy their middle became.

But their owner has told them it's alright. Nothing's wrong, it'll go away soon. He's telling them right now, as they're laying in bed, wincing because their chest is feeling unbearably full, they've been leaking all day, trying to hide it from him in embarrassment.

He's kneading their aching chest, making his pet whine and whimper, putting pressure on their sensitive nipples until streams of transparent white fluid are running all over their ripe body and the pressure dissipates a bit.

The poor little pet places their owner's hands on their taut belly next, begging him to make it better too, maybe if he rubs it enough it'll go down too. But he just laughs, calling them dumb and cute while he digs his fingers into the sore muscles, showing them that all that happens is it stirring up that weird fluttering feeling as if something's growing inside them.

[ciderjacks]

ok but real talk the dsmp was fuckcing crazy like the fandom was crazy the creators were crazy it was all crazy

[needybiboy]

Sooo how about some rough and nasty sex with snuggles and video games after? Who’s down?

[luvsicdog]

im gonna choose a mutual to make me shut up every 30 min cuz i be yip yapping on here like theres no tomorrow and its going to be the death of me

[pinkzier]

I want to play Roblox with someone

[org4n-failur3]

Alright time to find someone to obsess over but not confess , so our happiness is based around them.

[incohorace]

feeling extra sapphic today. might have a homoerotic sword fight

[purplemotif]

i need to curl up in a ball on the floor and i need someone to wrap themselves around me like a human blanket

[angelbvn]

dancing in the middle of a street <3

[godlessgrl]

I think more girlies should be kissing Quinn (she also thinks this)

[fixxxd]

this summer i need:

• cute sundress

• river days

• VERY QUEER CODED fling

[femmelated]

u know whats not fair, the fact that im gonna be a bridesmaid at my friend’s wedding and i dont have a butch to dance with all night…..homophobia

[lastoneout]

the whole guilt-tripping language in posts about important topics paired with how I'm still getting bitches in my notes talking about why it's actually good to tell "bad" people to kill themselves continues to prove to me that a lot of people have absolutely no concept of social justice or activism outside of assuming the worst of and then viciously attacking strangers on the internet

[watcher0033]

Y’all, the Archive admins are made up of VOLUNTEERS. And they have been working for 12-13 HOURS STRAIGHT.

I better not hear any complaints when donation period comes around. OR ELSE.

cosplay by @woahchriswoah on Twitter

EDIT: How do we show appreciation to the volunteers? For me reading these deep dives on OTW issues u guys apparently it's been said multiple times that one of their objective statements is to have paid staff for ao3 and there's a surplus of donations they haven't used up or the other community solutions that needs to address. For those more financially literate feel free to analyze, snipe me or add to the discussion etc. linked here by deepa. They’re cool and these yearly analysis they did aint no joke.

But Seriously what can we do for these volunteers? The probable burn out from this entire fiasco would be no joke. @ao3org

[ok-ak]

i think having a crush would heal me

[theysaywhatasadsight]

Need to boink a man. In all senses