my dad went to the library to get some books (his goal is to read more this new year) and he brought me back a lil announcement abt a 'bring your own craft' kinda event that happens every Friday from 10 to 12
on the one hand: possibly a cool way to make crafting friends, get out of the house, go to the library more often
on the other hand: the odds of me being conscious before 12pm most of the time is Extremely Low
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Robber: Get out of your fucking car!
Jake: Wow, it's okay man, no problem *gets out*
Robber: Now back off and give me the key!
Jake: What?
Robber: GIVE ME THE DAMN KEY!
Jake: There's no way! You can have my car but if you want the love of my life, you have to fight me first!
MC: *whispering* He wants the car key, not me...
Jake: Oh. Phew, okay. Here you go-
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Every single piece of anon hate comes from someone who is a cat mad you locked them out of the bathroom except they're not even YOUR cat and are in fact just a weird guy who wandered into your house and is frothing at the mouth over the fact that not only did you lock your bathroom door; you also did not offer them their specific favorite drink when they wandered into your house uninvited. The day you realize this is the day you will know internet enlightenment.
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