#Why you do this

[garrison-of-leaves]

A new Splatoon relationship chart from the latest issue of Famitsu. Eight is notably absent here.

I’m happy to see another chart but I’m kind of pissed off that there’s nothing connecting Three and Eight together

[ilovemesomevincentprice]

Vincent Price guest stars as a psychiatrist, pretending to see birds because his client, Cauliflower McPugg (Red Skelton) is seeing birds that aren't there. It's a rather unorthodox method that *kind of* works in the end.

Vincent Price guest stars -

Red Skelton Show; Cauliflower Loses His Birds (1962)

[harkthorn]

Soggy crow bro (photo from other day) was not much of a bro today-after years without issue, he finally threw the box off the window sill earlier

[shit-people-probably-didnt-say]

Me: Giving my cat endess love an affection

My cat: Fuck you, bitch *bites*

[witch-hazels-musings]

since autumn is arriving and i feel the need to bake, here’s a little sth that i think would fit diluc well

The door fell into the lock heavily behind him, a tired sigh escaping his lips as he shrugged off his heavy coat after an exhausting shift at the Dawn Winery.

Diluc waited for a moment, normally he could’ve heard your steps rushing down the stairs to greet him by now. His hands flexed inside his leather gloves as his heart missed a beat. Without the flurry of your feet against the carpeted floor, the manor was eerily silent and he tried to rationalise the anxieties filling his mind.

Not even Adelinde came to greet him this evening.

But then he heard it. Your pearly laughter coming from the direction of the kitchen and he exhaled a sigh of relief, his shirt not constricting his airflow anymore. Willing his heavy boots not to make too much noise against the tiles, Diluc stopped in the kitchen doorway to survey the scene.

You and the head housemaid were standing side by side at the counter, leaning your weight onto the wooden dowel as you tried to roll the pastry dough laid flat before you. Something steamed on the stove and filled the air with the comforting scent of apples and cinnamon, making Diluc wonder how he didn’t notice it before.

As you turned to Adelinde, your face was illuminated in the glow of a the candles, highlighting the warmth of your smile. Whatever you wanted to say died on your tongue as you spotted him from the corner of your eye.

“Diluc!” The pastry was abandoned on the counter as you flung yourself into his arms, trusting him completely to catch you. “You’re home!”

Gently cradling the back of your head in his palm, the fond smile he wore went unnoticed as you buried your face in the crook of his neck. He wasn’t sure if what he said next was for you or for him, but it was true nonetheless.

“That I am.”

♡ ～('▽^人)

[cherry-pop-elf]

AND ANOTHER PERSON

IM BEING BULLIED

[hyrules-warrior]

LMFAO TOM CRUISE WHAT THE HELL

[sunxeclipsesimp]

WHY DID THE LUNAR AND EARTH SHOW GET DELETED??!?!?!?!?!?😭😭😭😭😭

[the-simple-creature]

What on god's green Earth is wrong with reddit?

Why is Tumblr so much nicer than reddit?

[thelionsship]

WHY???

[the-bonclave]

Beckett, you dumbass.

[ramblingsfromthytruly]

horror story: my mom just called me out of my safe sanctuary (my room) to say hi to one of my dad's old friends in the living room who's come over. and then my dad goes on a little rant on what i want to pursue in the future (stop fucking telling everyone 😭) and talks about how i never study blah blah blah and the other man is just smiling and saying no she'll do it she'll study well and i'm just awkwardly standing near my room's door in my ugly ass clothes and nodding and giving strained smiles

[bro-atz]

NO ONE TOUCH ME I AM FERAL WHO THE HELL DOES CHOI SAN THINK HE IS DOING THAT I CANNOT THINK I CANNOT EAT I CANNOT SLEEP I CANNOT FUNCTION OH MY GOD

[scentedluminarysoul]

I prefer a slow death actually

[legitalicat]

For the asks,

Aethelhelm, Aethelred, and Aethelwold 😈

-🦊

You right now

Listen I know it's not an option, but I'm gonna say kick Æthelhelm out and stab him in the fucking eye.

Æthelwold (or as I like to call him, Æthelcunt Jr) is gonna stay for the cuddles. I think some genuine affection would have fixed him, okay?

And Æthelred (Æthelcunt) is gonna have to meet my parents. I feel like they would judge me less for him, but also if it goes wrong (or right, maybe) he'd end up getting an Appalachian dad welcome and I think he'd shit his pants.

[zborsos]

[ PhotoSeriesNo 057 12 - 34 ]

[ Budapest, Hungary / Bratislava, Slovakia]

camera • Nikon F65

lens • AF Nikkor 50mm f/1.4

film • 35mm Lomography color negative 400

scan • Epson Perfection V600 Photo

[ © 2023 Zoltán Borsos ]

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