#Wild ride

[raining-anonymously]

i still can’t believe there was a phineas and ferb episode where a man hunted perry and doof for sport with the implicit goal of murdering them both and keeping them as trophies

[saranilssonbooks]

Had a wild ride the other day reading a Moby-Dick blurb in which, among many a thing, Ishmael was described as "a normal young man".

Could you please help me point out what can be considered normal about Ishmael and his behaviour?

[lizpaige]

remember that part in greywaren when ronan watches declan and jordan make out and hes like wow my brother is happy??? and has emotions??? and he doesnt wanna watch them hook up so he goes back to his body where adam, his bf, is setting up a scrying pentagram and counting and being a lil witch boy?

[palmettoshenanigans]

Twinyards as DCOM Twitches!AU

[cubiccle]

Laying in bed and thinking about that one podcast where Jere told about him leaving the hospital in shitty diapers to buy an xbox controller and then shitting on a neighbor's lawn in the middle of the night

[littlemissbigears]

You know what Thomas? You can tackle Judas :)

[secretcheesecakecowboy]

I'm loving this Joonie situationship theory happening on X and TT. After shaving his head, going on Live to talk about love ain't shit, putting out 2 albums, and it probably took just one text from emoji man for Joonie to unarchived their pics and make it official again.

I'm imagining the text was "hey, I hope you're well. Just wanted to say happy birthday."

Hook, line, and sinker!! Just to show idols are just like us, hahaha. Joonie noooo. Never take an ex back. Love yourself, my guy.

[monzterzack]

Adulting with your friends!!

[spiritualseeker777]

[krowkeeper]

I told my husband the story tonight, he literally fell to his knees lmao. He now knows. He has been tarnished

[waiting4yourcall666]

steve-o icons ★

[odyooles]

some art for my jojo fanpart, wild ride. heed where you go late at night..

[saranilssonbooks]

A friendly reminder that the chapter in which Ishmael announces he would like to place a shrunken sperm whale skull on a plate together with human ones to trick people into thinking it had no self esteem in life, declares whales to be thinking with their spinal chords, and admits he prefers to feel a stranger's spine rather than their head is titled The Nut.

[fortunaestalta]

[howifeltabouthim]

To experience intensity is to not know how things will end.

Chris Kraus, from I Love Dick

[yourwattpadmom]

I can’t even with this man. Teasing the best ride ever and never selling tickets.