#Won’t you stay with me

[lionblaze03-2]

While I’m on the crane wives wings of fire train. curses is very perilcore

[imthursdaysyme]

When you gotta use your homie as a blanket, stobin edition

[weregonnabecoolbeans]

I love when I become a fan of something and there seems to be endless content

[whereismyhat5678]

Me when I actually draw Kaufmo:

👁️💗👁️

Anyways- did some doodles of the silly 🫶🫶💕💕

And Tw: for body horror 👇 (It’s him abstracting..)

(If the quality looks like shit I am so sorry, for some reason IT ISN’T NOT BLURRING THE LINEART AND I HATE IT‼️‼️ >:(()

[merakiui]

I blame you for making me think about Professor Ashengrotto. Now I bring you Professor Rosehearts.

Professor Rosehearts who has a favorite student and it’s so blatantly obvious <3 after class he’ll take you on his desk and kiss you so deeply all while rubbing your tummy fondly <3

Soon you’ll be having morning sickness and you’ll have no clue why! When your pregnancy test comes back positive you’ll go crying to Professor Rosehearts saying that you guys made a huge mistake and that you need to take care of this quickly so you can get back to your studies- but Professor Rosehearts stops you.

He says that he won’t let you go and that he wants you and this child, no matter how unexpected it was. You can unenroll quietly from the university and go to live with him in his manor in the countryside in secret <3 You won’t need your degree when he’s knocking you up every other year.

He’s so glad he switched your pills out with placebos, but you never need to know that.

ALWAYS RUBBING YOUR TUMMY!!!!! OTL and a manor in the countryside… wooooo,,,,, truly the dream life. He makes you his always-pregnant housewifey. No more student stresses for you! You don’t need to keep studying for your degree! Although if you insist, he won’t stop you. He’ll provide you with some textbooks on the material, but he would love it if you could read up on some cookbooks so that he can come home to delicious homemade meals and baked goods. <3 he can already imagine how lovely summer will be, where you’ll put pies out on the windowsill to cool while he tends to the strawberry garden, picking the ripest ones and offering one to you through the window. And the flowing spring dresses you’ll wear!!! If he isn’t fantasizing about you breastfeeding the adorable baby he’s created with you, then he’s thinking about you in a spring dress while he’s putting grades in, so very pleased to know he’s finally getting the life he’s always wanted with his favorite student.

Professor Rosehearts will take very good care of you and the baby (and all future babies you will have with him)! He wants to be the best father and husband in the world. You’ll let him because you have no choice. :)

[smply-sktchng]

why won’t you fly away?

[tennessoui]

Counseling AU Anakin hacking Obi-Wan's records (again) and learning that the chest pains are from loneliness/sadness and losing what remains of his sanity. Obi-Wan wakes up and their apartment contains half the creche, Ahoska, 3 new pets, the Council, and - in the noblest sacrifice of all - Bail and Quinlan.

Obi-Wan, blustering when anakin confronts him about being diagnosed with “lonely” and “inappropriate attachment to former padawan” by healers: you hacked into my medical records again????

Anakin, unapologetic and boundary-less: our records ❤️

Couples counselor: ok so. so much to unpack here. thanks for bringing this up five minutes before the session ends.

[skiitter]

At the end of his quest line, Astarion repeats the words he said to Tav on the night they let him feed on them and the narrative poetry of that choice is exceptional.

[kitamars]

in which i take the aa-tnb pipeline and shove it into the hadron collider

[pixelatedraindrops]

You can't just leave him to suffer all alone Makoto... ;w;

So this is essentially a role-reverse of this comic XD (idk why)

Makoto may be super moody and fussy when he catches the flu; but if Yuma catches the flu, he's super needy and clingy when delirious. And it looks like Makoto can't say no to him... x'D

I guess your work is going to have to wait after all. Now you better properly take care of your sick original! (just try not to get sick yourself hehe)

I know this comic is usually supposed to be heartwarming but...I made it more silly.

because they're silly lil' guys... x'D

Based on another skit from @foxes-in-love

[chrollohearttags]

imma sound like a hippocrip but the only ‘put in your place’ dynamic EYE am accepting is ace giving reader that act right.

[snzluv3r]

No hate to your girlfriend, but does she actually take care of you? You always post that you’re sick and they don’t do anything? Seems kinda shitty

this is insanely presumptuous and weird and just because you slap ‘no hate’ in front of it doesn’t make it any less rude…

i don’t post about everything (or even CLOSE to it) so i don’t know how you would even KNOW if she’s taking care of me or not, but i’ve absolutely posted on here about her taking care of me when i’m sick multiple times already so i don’t know how you could’ve possibly missed that if you’re as concerned with our relationship as this message makes it seem.

she quite literally bought my dinner tonight and is the only reason i have tissues right now because she knows me So well and is so good at taking care of me. she sits on the phone with me every single night for hours and helps me sleep when i don’t feel well and keep waking up so fuck you. i know this was to bait me but i don’t want anyone to think you can get away with sending me nasty shit like this about someone i love

[hamable]

I’ve been so caught up thinking about the fight sequences and the animation styles and the writing and the antics aand the everything about Spy Family Code White that I forgot about the Ferris wheel. Oh my god oh my god oh my god the Ferris wheel.

[amherstdice]

Just pulled these absolute BEAUTIES.

They’re not inked or sanded yet, so yes they’re “difficult to read”

But just LOOK at them.

[batwynn]

A Recipe for Grief

With shaky hands he crushes the chunks of still-too-cold butter into the sugar, impatient for the taste of it. It’s a gift, his mom’s chocolate chip cookie recipe that has no recipe. He can’t write it down, it’s made of handfuls and feelings. It tastes just right. Tastes just like the memories of tall kitchen counters and the smell of cheap vanilla extract. Of the excitement of creation, and the sweet reward of the work.

His mom is still here, in the other room. But today he’s letting the grief creep in as he mashes a fork through the slowly melting butter. He knows he doesn’t have the memory like her, to keep this recipe alive. He knows he has no one to pass it down to, no one to teach by showing the handfuls and speaking the feelings. He knows there isn’t a lot of time before she can’t correct his mistakes with it anymore.

The words “pregame grief” pop into his head, and he laughs a little as he cracks the eggs. His whole life has been pregame grief, one batch of cookies at a time. He knew what the threat of death was when he was five, knew there was an inevitable end to the familiar. To the safe and comfort of old, green sweaters and chocolate chip cookies. Predictable as the sliver of eggshell that always makes its way into the dough.

Maybe it’s a gift. Learning early on that that one and only person could be gone at any moment. Maybe it steadies the hands when you get the news that the end is predictable, written down like everyone else’s recipes. Maybe it keeps you up at night, trying to find ways to re-write the measurements. Ways to avoid burning when you have to bake them. Trying to find ways to let it go, and let the science and time do their work.

But letting it go is hard. Measuring with your heart when your brain tells you that’s too many chocolate chips. Letting go says the whole bag, why not? Life is short. Life is short, but it’s coming together now and forming something cohesive. The wet and the dry. The whole bag of chips, she says from the other room. It’s a gift.

[mixedbag-o-beans]

listen there a lot of reasons why having a dead friend sucks. but currently the #1 reason is THERE IS TEA ABOUT SOME WEIRD GUY SHE TALKED TO AND I CANT TEXT HER THIS NEW DEVELOPMENT! like wtf girl, i wanna kiki but NOOOOO YOU’RE DOWN THERE KICKING IT WITH THE GRIM REAPER.