#Wouldn't that be fucked up

[mossmittens]

recently realized that i didn't learn my parent's full names until i was in my early teens -- i only knew them as mom/dad or their nicknames.

do we think that kabru knew his mom's name when she died? is it possible he only knew her by nickname or just as mom?

[cassettemoon]

and I'm still here

[griffonatrix]

what if statler and waldorf were zoomers

[icy-book]

Me on my way to go write a really cool concept for a fic I'll never finish but will daydream about for the next few months

[scorittanius]

came into the second bout of pkmn uranium brainrot hoping i'd get out of artblock but alas i only leave with the stupidest hc ever (protag being severely allergic to chloroform and finding out in the Worst Way Possible)

[bubbloquacious]

What if pi was a normal number but only in base 10

[halo-eater]

What if we had a son and he was king farting but we named him women and he could do anything

[brainrotcharacters]

TW: Wolverine Badonkas

I laughed rewatching because like

[prokopetz]

Fact: The earliest reliably dated use of the phrase “fucked up” appears in the court records of a US Navy court-martial case from 1863; the way the phrase is used suggests that its meaning was already well known at the time, but this is the first known printed record of it that we can confidently put a date to.

Additional fact: Bram Stoker’s Dracula is set in 1897.

Conclusion: It would not anachronistic for your Dracula fanfic to have a character describe the Count as a fucked up old man.

[somewhereincairparavel]

To the people saying "Jason wouldn't have jumped into tartarus for Piper, like Percy did for Annabeth" as a way to demean him. Jason, plunged into the sky from the grand canyon to catch Piper in the first few pages of the lost hero without even knowing who she was, and without the knowledge that he could fly. so he basically jumped to his death attempting to catch her. In the first few pages of his journey, he didn't mind dying to save Piper, and ironically, that's also what he did in the last few pages of his journey. Y'all just be making the most out of pocket claims abt jason fr

[sandflakedraws]

re : how each brother reacts learning that they can't go back

you'll have to pry the "all the Brozone Bros knew what happened at the tree" headcanon outta my cold, dead dead dead hands.

[zivazivc]

. . . 😳

[kdd-works]

What if a guy on the internet tried to doxx you, but he got the wrong IP address, so you're like, "Nice try, idiot," but then you look up the IP address, and it's the address of the place that contains your most precious childhood memories, except everything that made it so special has been completely scrubbed away, demolished, scraped clean, leaving all your sweet, nostalgic memories damned to the past. What then. Idiot

[the-velvet-worm]

actually one of the craziest things about harrow and gideon's relationship is the fact that they're like, unhealthily obsessed with each other but also both think the other does not care as much as they do. gideon literally died for harrow and thinks that harrow hates her so much that she erased her from her memory. harrow lobotomized herself because she couldn't allow herself to destroy gideon's soul. and they're both still just like, "she could never love me." ARE YOU BOTH FUCKING STUPID??????? (the answer is yes)

[jaypentaghast]

The whole world stops and stares for a while. Here's to more smiles in season 3.

[rocketrrush]

what if blaze coughed up flaming hairballs