#Wukong has...issues; so many issues ^^;

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I don’t even ship shadowpeach but what’s with the attitude let people have fun.

The post you're talking about had a rather joking tone, so I'm just going to assume you're having a bad day! Hope it's gotten better!

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This whole channel {✧} is just Wukong vibes; these three {✧} {✧} {✧} are my favs and are him 100% X'D

[lotusloong]

Bāba Wukong Headcanons!

Hnnggg I can't stop thinking about Sun Wukong just absolutely dying inside to be a bāba. He wants to have so many babies with you, and being immortal means you have plenty of time~

(I swear I am working on requests as well, this idea was just bugging me non-stop this past week. I do also have 1 or 2 requests that ask for similar ideas, but I'll be dedicating more time to those asks individually :3)

Sprinkles of smut and talks about baby making and baby raising ahead. You have been warned.

Reader is written with a female body in mind and is referred to with feminine titles like māma.

LMK Wukong - 

So you already technically have a kid. 

MK is an amazing successor and you both love him so much you're willing to die to protect him. 

He may not call you and Wukong his parents, but you like to think of him as your first official son. (MK totally wants to call you both bāba and māma but is waaaaayyyyyy to embarrassed by the thought. What if you think he's weird, what if you don't see him that way, what if what if what if-)

Mei eventually helps with this issue, and you both now get to officially call him nicknames and tease him and guide him like good parents do. 

And then the day comes where Wukong has to acknowledge (at least to himself) that he desperately wants more kids with you. 

It's a secret he's tried to keep buried for thousands of years at this point, because he doesn't want to push anything onto you. The time period you both come from had certain expectations of wives, and Wukong is not about to force that on to you.

Even so, it slips out in small ways that he's not even aware of, that you very much are. 

Sex often includes doggy style and mating presses, anything to get your hips angled up and womb angled down for him. 

His hands grip your hips and pull you close, his happy trail of fur tickling you clit as he cums balls deep inside you.

There are times where he forgets himself, that you can hear him, and he will growl and huff in your ear - “Fuuck, take it all baby…gonna fill you up, such a perfect pussy, so good for my little ones-...”

He will not move after cumming, keeping his softening cock inside your fluttering walls because an instinct inside is telling him he has to stay still. If he moves, all the cum he just pumped you full of will spill out and that's not allowed.

He will not acknowledge this about himself. Denial is not just a river in Egypt, it flows strong in this monkey’s brain.

The best thing you can do is pull him aside and ask him straight out if he wants kids. 

“Wh-what!? Pffftt, no! No, of course not that would-...I mean they’d be really cute…and have your eyes, and your cute nose…and maybe my fur color? And MK would make such a good big brother…Bu-but that's crazy! I wouldn’t force you into such a thing-”

Why does he assume you would be ‘forced’ into it? You never told him you didn’t want kids after all.

“O-oh…I guess that's…right isn't it? Uhhmm…”

You laugh and take his hands, bringing them up to kiss his knuckles. There’s a steady growing blush on his face now.

You ask your king to take you to bed, you’re ready to add some new members to your large family.

HIB Wukong -

So again…you do have children already.

Liuer does still have Fa Ming as a parental figure, but the little girl he rescued has no one left. Liuer asked if you could call her Hua, and neither of you could say no to him.

And so your little family settled down on Mount Huaguo. Liuer was excited to see the famed home of his hero and would carry Hua with him everywhere to see all the flowers and fruit trees and of course, the monkeys.

Wukong would follow them around the whole place, climbing up trees and standing off to the side with an air of nonchalance, but you could see how carefully he was watching the two. Hua would stumble only the slightest bit and he was down next to her, hands holding her up to prevent any skinned knees or palms.

It was, to put it simply, absolutely friggin adorable.

You would spend your time watching them, but little did you know Wukong was watching you as well.

Everytime Liuer ran over to you and hugged your legs like he was born a monkey, everytime Hua fell asleep curled in your arms, everytime they got a cut or a scrape you were right there to kiss it better and soothe them.

And it was driving Wukong up the wall.

This wasn’t something he thought he would ever want, and yet his thick walls were broken down by these two kids, walls that up until now, would only lower for you and you alone.

Now when he watches you walk through the peach tree orchard with Hua sitting on your waist and Liuer dragging you by the robes of your hanfu, all Wukong can see is how motherly you are. How much he loves the three of you.

How desperately he aches to see your tummy round and swollen with a new little one.

He shoves those thoughts away, frustrated with himself. Taking care of two kids is already a lot of work, and you didn’t even have to do the harder stuff like actually going through pregnancy.

And yet, everytime you two get together to be alone for a little while, the thoughts come back.

You’re currently sitting on top of him, hips rocking over his cock, his hands gripping your waist as he watches your tits bounce in front of his face. And suddenly he’s imagining those same tits leaking milk for your little ones, and he wants a taste so bad his mouth runs dry. He imagines your belly, round and big making it hard for you to keep your pace and your frustrated pout at not being able to make yourself cum. How he would lean up and kiss you, teasing about how much of a pillow princess being pregnant has made you, and your retort about how growing another living being is hard work. He’d take pity on you and roll you over, giving you the release you desperately crave, and definitely deserve.

Your hips stop moving.

“Everything okay my love? You…you looked distant.” You’re biting your lower lip in worry, and suddenly everything comes spilling out.

He wants more kids with you, he wants to see you pregnant, caring for more little ones that look like perfect mixes between you both. He wants to teach Hua how to properly hold a baby and see the look on Liuer’s face when learning he’s going to be a big brother.

Wukong is worried for a moment that he’s let too much slip, that you’re going to get off him and leave, tell him that you can’t do this anymore, but only for a moment.

Your hips start rocking again, and you give a breathy moan.

“W-well…we better get started then, right?”

The groan he gives in response is answer enough.

MKR Wukong - 

Honestly, Reborn!Wukong is so oblivious to how relationships and families work, he doesn’t even realize that having kids is something he wants until someone else brings it up to him.

Namely you, albeit without thinking about it.

You’re in a marketplace of a small town, grabbing supplies for your journey like dried fruits and meats, herbs for cooking and medicine, and some new clothing.

The new clothing is where it starts.

As you’re browsing the different garments that have been made and the bolts of cloth the tailor left out for purchasing, Wukong stands behind you with his arms crossed and a stalk of grass in his teeth to chew on while waiting for you. One of the tailors is currently sewing something up and it grabs your attention.

“Oh this? One of our neighbors just had their second child! Since the winter chill will be here any day, I’m making something small but warm for the little one.” And they hand you a tiny robe thick enough for the coming winter.

You coo over the clothing, about how small and adorable it looks, and “Oh Wukong, look at it! It would look so cute on the babies at Mount Huaguo, wouldn’t it?” And now he’s looking at the tiny robe and imagining a mini version of himself with your sweet eyes staring back at him and sucking their thumb as you coo over how cute they are. 

He tosses his grass stalk into the road and grunts at you, an affirmative noise that means he’s listening even if he doesn’t look like it. You beam at him in response, and hand the robe back to the tailor before going back to your shopping.

For hours afterwards, long after you get back to your companions, the thoughts of baby monkeys and you stick in his brain, making all his thoughts feel slow and difficult to think through. He just wants to see you holding a baby now. 

His baby.

It doesn’t help that once you get back to your meager campsite, you coo and fuss over Fruitie like he's a baby of your own and not a thousand year old spirit of cosmic power.

He struggles to get you alone that night, pulling you away from your camp with urgency you recognize and tease him for.

“Can’t wait any longer, big guy~? Alright, alright I’m coming!” You giggle, letting him lead you far into the trees for some privacy.

He pushes you to bend over and lean on the bark of a tree, pulling your robes off carelessly to get to your skin as fast as possible. He takes you like that, laying his chest across your back and biting the juncture of your neck, his arms wrapped around your waist to hold your shaking form up as he pounds you from behind.

You cry and moan for him, he shudders and growls above you, tail thrashing. ‘Breed mate breed mate breed breed-’ is on a loop in his mind, the image of you heavily pregnant driving him feral.

He keeps his teeth buried in your neck to stop himself from moaning these thoughts out loud. Eventually he’ll have a proper talk with you about it, when your journey is finished and kids are a possibility he can enjoy.

NGNR Wukong -

Now with Nezha Reborn!Wukong things are a bit…complicated.

Before the events of the movie? You both spend years living from place to place as China grows and changes and adjusts to modern times, it wouldn’t be surprising for Wukong to bring up the topic of kids at some point and then you have them by the time the events of the movie play out.

But if for whatever reason you decided to hold off, the events of the movie make you feel glad you did. If I recall correctly they don’t actually give a time frame in the movie for how long the mortal world has been in a drought, but based on the world building we know it’s a couple generations of people, at least.

So long in fact that they have special machines and “government” approved systems in place to distribute water. These are hard times to raise a family in.

It isn’t until Li releases the river dragons and rain comes back to the world that Wukong shyly broaches the topic of kids again. Not before whining to Li about it while black out drunk of course.

“I jus-….so beautiful Li!! She’d make a great ma-mama, I kn-...know it! I want it so baaadddd-” Li can’t believe the yaoguai laying dramatically across the couch infront of him, nursing a bottle whiskey like it is a baby, crying about how beautiful you are and how gorgeous your kids would be…is THE Monkey King. What is his life?

He decides the god has had enough to drink for the night and throws Wukong’s arm over his shoulder, ready to walk him home. He has to endure even more gushing about you the entire way back.

“Have you seen her-...her smile!? Li, it’s so beau…just, damn…and those hips, fuck I love her hips-want to grab em and-” “Okay, let’s just focus on getting you home and not tripping, hm?” “I don’t mind tripping if it’s on top of my pretty mama…baby girl…hmmm, she’s so soft, you know-?” “Please shut up.”

When Li finally gets to your place he shoves the stone monkey into your arms the second you open the door.

“Heeeeeyyy baby mama~! Lookin’ so…so pretty-” You laugh at the state of your husband, blushing at his muttered compliments as he buries his face into your chest. You give Li a questioning look. “Please just…give him a kid or something so I don’t have to listen to him ramble on like this anymore.”

Jokes on him, it doesn’t matter how many kids you two have, drunk!Wukong is always going to take the opportunity to gush about you. It just gets worse when you actually have kids cause now he has more to ramble about loving.

The following morning while nursing his hang over you broach the topic.

“So…Li said something interesting last night…” “...hrm…?” “Something about giving you a baby to gush over~?”

He freezes in place under your bed covers, peeking out to meet your gaze. His wild mane of white hair is more untamed than usual as he rubs his temples to banish the pounding he feels in his head.

“I…may have mentioned something like that…?” He mutters. You lean over the bed to him, placing a soft kiss on his forehead before rubbing your noses together to look him in the eyes.

“When you feel better, how about we give it a shot, hmm?” His only response is a delighted chirp.

Netflix Wukong - 

Okay out of all the Wukongs, I really think Netflix is the one who would want kids the most.

To the point that if you didn’t want kids, it may end up being a deal breaker on the relationship for him. Other Wukongs I can see being more willing to let it go, as long as they have you it’s a desire they can sacrifice, but Netflix wants a family so badly.

I mean, the first thing this guy did when he was born? Try to get himself adopted by a random mama he never met. Then when he’s older he has an entire fake family made of plants to “love” him.

Having a loving partner and a couple to a dozen kids to come home to and greet, who are just as ecstatic as him to be reunited? That’s the dream for him.

He’s learned his lesson from the Immortals, no matter who it is he tries to impress, from mortals to the Jade Emperor, none of them will truly “accept” him.

Except Stick and you, of course. You and Stick will always be there for Wukong.

It’s actually Stick that helps him acknowledge this desire instead of just brushing it off the way he normally does when it comes to emotions. 

Back at Mount Huaguo, you’ll be there, trying to settle into your home with your mate. It’s been years since he’s been home, and things have changed considerably. The tales of his exploits have been passed down through his people, and the ones still living on Mount Huaguo grew up hearing stories about him. They genuinely admire and revere him. (Is Wukong slightly bitter that he never got to see the old man’s face after being proven wrong before he died? Yes. Yes he is.)

Many of the young mother monkeys want to spend time with you, ask about your adventures with their king, and chat throughout the day. As you talk their little ones crawl and scamper around you, chittering and climbing into your lap for cuddles you freely give.

When Wukong and Stick come across the sight, Stick does what he does best. Give Wukong an idea.

“Stick vibration noises.” “Huh? Oh yeah, yeah it is…really cute…heheh, look at em all. She’s so good with ‘em…” “More stick vibrations.” “I mean…the topic of kids came up a couple times…and we’re nice and safe here…” “A final Stick vibration of acknowledgement.” “You know what? You’re right! I want some, she wants some. Let’s do it!”

And when he brings the idea up to later that night, that he wants to finally get started on that family, you’re overjoyed. He catches you when you jump into his arms, laughing as you pepper his face in kisses.

When he takes you to bed that night, the love making between you both is soft and sensual. You whisper in his ear to cum inside, and the words actually get him emotional. You want to stay with him, you want a family with him. You’re currently holding him close to you, your heartbeat pounding against his and your legs locked tight around him as he melts into your heat…

It’s too much, too overwhelming. He cries as he cums, kissing you like he can’t breathe without your touch. 

When you finally catch your breath, simply wipe his tears away with your thumbs and kiss his nose. It’ll be an emotional night, but it's one of the most tender and sweet ones you like to remember.

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LOVE IS A GENTLE THING . ۫ ꣑ৎ . things they love about you.

(˶ ˘ ³˘)ˆᵕ ˆ˶) warnings. fluff、angst、hurt/comfort、gn!reader、overthinking、insecurities、suggestive if you squint on wukongs、mild ooc!wukong、ao lie is a bit short、established relationship、fell-hard boys ໒ ᩧ꒱characters. macaque, aolie, nezha, wukong. 1.2k wc

MACAQUE loves your loyalty.

now, Macaque genuinely loves every quality of you. There is no words nor anything to express how eternally grateful he is for you, how you gave him a try, giving the spark in his eyes back. Without a doubt his feelings run deep.

to be precise, if he has to be specific about one; LOYALTY is the first things on his mind.

Because of his rough history and past, Macaque has developed many barriers mentally. He faced a betrayal from a certain someone that still left a scar on him, It would be an understatement to say he does have trust issues and even to say he doesn’t see himself in a relationship, having something so… vulnerable, with someone.

That was before he met you, at least. he had years to build those walls up only for you to bypass them, and he allows it. he allows it.

He enjoyed it even, he felt so free and feather-light, the overthinking and doubtful thoughts all vanished. Because he trusts you. The unwavering loyalty you are giving him brings him a tingly feeling in his stomach, adoration.

The disloyalty and betrayals from the past left his heart in a racing conflict. Your determination of your character to assure him that you’ll never leave or choose anyone over him, and it never faltering brings him to believe he thinks he’s dreaming. That you’re dreamy.

at first, it took awhile to have him open to you, if he catches himself doing it, he honestly feels so heavy in his chest he would probably do anything to just get away from you before he thinks he’ll get more hurt than he already is. he has a feeling to just, cry. he’s just so tired.

It’s not often he would usually admit this, or ever, but there’s a glint in his eyes (if you look close enough) and blush clustered on his cheeks when you voice being faithful with him; even in small moments.

you being communicative is a plus too, he really needs communication, even if he’s shit at it himself. The relationship would really cease if you both are bad at communicating so.

by thus, you’re a really significant person in his life. he wouldn’t dare have anyone or anything take you away from him, and you reciprocated this too.

AO LIE loves your patience and energy

Ao lie is overly clumsy with things, so if your PATIENT with him, he’s relieved honestly.

not canon but i imagine him having somewhat of a harsh and bitter past so he gets pressured a lot. so, you being patient with him gets a weight lift off his chest basically.

also you being ENERGETIC kinda gives him a boost and like encouragement, you know? and then gets all motivated with you which you think is cute

also you both are literally that one meme “HE SAID NO PICKLES!” and he’s all like melting himself on the chair beside you looking down in humiliation

he gets flustered easily when around you, because he gets scared that he’s gonna embarrass himself in front of you ( Despite him already doing that in multiple occasions. ) and you really don’t care if he falls over in front of you or maybe you laugh at him idk

NEZHA loves your kindness

either you’re kind to him or others, even in small or major situations; he admires it, he admires you. something simple as that can make him have that fuzzy feeling. the way you gently tend his wounds while sweetly saying praises for his work and efforts or softly scolding him for being more careless of his safety, putting his duty above his safety.

it’s honestly the simple thing such as KINDNESS can bring nezha to be lovesick. actions or words he’s astonished how genuinely kind someone can be.

whether you can fight for yourself or not, he has a strong vow to protect you. he knows how cruel the world and how twisted people can really be, he has a fear that they’ll target you somehow.

he developed a protective nature, he’s not possessive per say, he just wants you protected. not extremely protective either, he knows limits and when to step in.

though if you can fight for yourself, surely, he lets his guard down only a little. he doesn’t want you to think he doesn’t think you can defend yourself or you’re weak.

is a little unsettled if you’re friends with wukong, it’s obvious he isn’t sure what to feel about the guy. wukong betrayed nezha before, and is cautious if he’ll do the same to you. if you’d reassure him; he’ll feel better and mentally slaps himself.

(wukong defiantly noticed and mocks nezha about this)

but he truly treasures you and your kind soul, seeing how strong-hearted you are made him impossibly more in-love with you. the little gestures you do on autopilot that others wouldn’t consider doing, or the kind words you speak thats soft-spoken and feel like they run deeper than anything.

WUKONG loves your matching energy and empathy

theres obviously a majority of people who get annoyed and agitated at wukong, he’s slightly off-put when you MATCH HIS ENERGY or surprised even, but that goes a second it comes.

before you two were even together, he may not act or look like it but he still has his guard high, despite for his attitude he keeps a lot of people at arm length. wukong seeing you match his energy and even having that same mischief in your eyes too get you both along well.

most weren’t even surprised at the outcome with your relationship, at-most it’s certainly expected to happen. maybe some even thought you were together before. even so, you two were like two peas in a pod, a match made in heaven.

you two were certainly a power couple, much to some people’s dismay and unimpressed-ness. you both were practically inseparable.

I expect you to be strong in some way, if you are, wukong lives for seeing you fight; it makes him feel a type of way, you can decipher what that would mean.

he feels blessed honestly, there’s a small chance of you not catching up with him in a relationship or getting tired or bored of him, which he’s secretly insecure of and wouldn’t admit it, soberly.

if your attentive, you catch on sooner or later about this and he hates it. wukong usually runs away from his problems than face them and if he crumbles too much in front of you, he feels like he’ll make a rash decision and he’ll make you leave like others have also.

there’s only so little people that can make out wukong and that side of him, you can may or may not EMPATHIZE with him. assuring him, that you will not leave him and no matter how tempting to leave or difficult he gets, that promise will always linger within you both.

wukong makes many mistakes, but he sure as hell wouldn’t make one that would loose you, maybe you’ve seen too much of him, but you have empathy. empathy for wukong is something he never really felt before, being understood despite his history and action, how easily you decipher because you emphasize with him. it warms him like no other fire that would keep him warm, how how he cherishes the feeling. how his heavy heart always having conflicts finally feel calm, calm even for a moment of being understood.

[sakurablossoms-world]

Shadowpeach Headcanon:

(Art belongs to @kazehita)

General:

Macaque is FtM and the only person he trusted with this secret was Wukong (and the little monkeys)

Macaque is Demi (romantic and sexual), he wants a genuine relationship with someone but struggles to truly connect with anyone until he met Wukong

Wukong is aroace and had no interest in relationships prior to meeting Macaque

They met when Macaque washed up on FFM sometime after Wukong returned from his training with Sabodi

Macaque is very insecure about his ears, but Wukong adores them and makes sure to always praise them

Despite being the flirt of the two Wukong is easily flustered

Macaque loves to put on performances for Wukong because it’s the only time he feels like he can truly impress his king

Despite what others would assume Macaque was the one to courtnap Wukong

Due to his insecurities Macaque is a very jealous lover, despite this Wukong is the one who will get aggressive if anyone flirts with Macaque

The reason Wukong doesn’t typically take Macaque with him on his adventures is because Macaque has expressed a dislike for the world beyond FFM

The two are very cuddly and affectionate with each other, with unique expressions of affection being Macaque kissing Wukong’s eyelids and Wukong nipping Macaque’s ears

Macaque’s nicknames for Wukong are: My King, My Hero, My Sun, Peaches, Sunlight, Sunflower, Sunshine, Sunstone, Sunny

Wukong’s nicknames for Macaque are: My Queen, My Warrior, My Moon, Plum, Moonlight, Moonblossom, Moonbeam, Moonstone, Mooncake

Havoc in heaven/JTTW:

Even amongst the brotherhood, not many people knew that Wukong and Macaque were mates

Macaque never spoke out against the havoc (or the camel ridge trio) because he had too much faith in Wukong’s abilities

The fight under the mountain (while not their first fight) was the first time Wukong had actually insulted Macaque

Macaque was never angry at Wukong for killing him, he was angry that he was abandoned and practically forgotten by Wukong

Wukong meanwhile pushed Macaque away because he was still haunted by his death and didn’t want to hurt him further (even if he won’t admit it)

Post-LMK:

Despite having once been a very affectionate couple, they now can barely touch each other without feeling guilt for their past actions and can only hold each other’s pinkies

They struggle to talk to each other because they’re so used to fighting and don’t want to fall into that same pattern

They have weekly therapy sessions with Sandy’s therapist to help them with their communication and affection issues

Wukong has the bad habit of shouldering the blame for Macaque’s past mistakes, and Macaque has to always remind him that he’s responsible for his own mistakes

They often go on dates to try to redefine their relationship and build something new together

Macaque has now become the bigger flirt of the two, though he mostly does it whenever Wukong is in a self loathing mood

Despite struggling to be affectionate, whenever either has a nightmare/panic attack, they fall back into old comfort habits very easily

It takes a while, but eventually they manage to become a strong, stable couple once again (now with the experience and maturity to survive any hardship)

[miifu666]

Detective and Killer Househusband Au!

An idea thats been fermenting in my mind maybe because ive been rewatching brooklyn 99! Buttt Househusband Wukong and his detective wife hihihi. Took me a while to make this cause I was confused on which role would they have but some moots in discord helped me so! HOUSEHUSBAND WUKONGG. This is modern normal AU? Ish???

Detective! Suklha

A well respected detective who managed to have the most cases broken in her youth, yet somehow a new case stumped her. The motives are sporadic and unpredictable, there has been dosen of detective investigating the case before but eventually it was handed to her as a referral.

Her advice are considered to be the highest priority. Less anyone has a different opinion, Suklha is ready to drain them dry for any reason why, will went as far as chasing them at every corner. She will never let anyones opinion go to waste and accepts criticism.

Is known to be Cold and mysterious, some officers learnt she has a soft spot but only a few and is an obscured knowledge in her precinct. They never would’ve guessed she’s married to the neighborhood’s well known monkey.

Was offered promotion a couple of times but rejected it. Already comfortable with her position and reputation, she works for her passion rather than money. Fortunately shes good at money managing, and Wukong has a good way of using his knowledge to do household chores as cheap as he can but still effective.

Introverted, she strictly works alone without a partner. For her own purposes, less she gets overstimulated she claims. In truth, she just hates social interaction when its unneeded and has a lot of trust issues she wont work on. Has been in therapy for a couple of times but in the end showed no improvement due to her stubborn attitude.

Met Wukong during her therapy session, talked to him while waiting for her. Turns out they both had the same psychologist. A psychologist who specializes in addiction and behavioral issues.

Cant stop obsessing over theories and plans, although she makes this habit of her into a job. It also made her highly paranoid, to the point she’s afraid to work with a partner. This however died down after she got married, has been taking better care of herself or should i say a certain monkey has?

This bias towards her husband, someone she deeply trusts. Made her blind from making him a suspect, doesnt help that Wukong stalks every move on his own case.

People has seen her blush an occasional time, the day she had a fever while clocking in and when she had to introduce her husband. Which shocked a lot of officers, it was the first time a police department went silent.

Yan! Househusband! Wukong

Met Suklha while he was going to therapy. Lied about his issues to get on her good side. Kept it up since then. In truth, He has an obsessive disorder.

A househusband who is well known in the community especially to the elderly, very active in terms of community services and also kind hearted. He’s very extroverted and warm. Some elderly calls him “The monkey who’s equal to heaven” referring to the many good deeds he has done.

Has a habit of giving baked goods to new members of the community, occasionally gives out free food for Suklha’s precinct because “he accidentally made too much”

Wouldn’t it be funny if his Ruyi Jingu Bang is a folding staff that he disguised as a broomstick? The name comes from Suklha cause each time she tries to use the broom it always detached itself from the broom and so far only Wukong is able to use it? Its also very heavy lmao.

Gossips with EVERYONEE its his way of getting intel and he feels like it helps Suklha in a way besides stalking her throughout her work yk-

Has a large network of “someone i know”, Macaque is the only one who knows of his bad habits and what he’s fault for. Tried to tell Suklha before they got married, after that he kind of stays out of the couples way.

Killed some people because he thought he’s lessening his Wife’s workload, even went as far as making sure they’re considered “missing” butt when the case got onto Suklha’s hand. He realized it’ll only gave her more overtime and late night, he stopped for awhile. Till he started again when he found out some cops arent… able to keep their hands to themselves when its about his wife.

Got the name “Heaven’s Sage” because the internet has been blowing up about him doing “Gods work” only killing suspected killers and perverts so far. In a gruesome and bludgeoned way, notable trademarks of his victims are : Marks of blunt objects, fatal multi-organ inflammation, left barren without clothes or valuable.

VERY obsessive of his wife, its been going on for almost a decade now… he is NOT joking. He can tell if she walks funny or smells differently.

Taglist : @phoenixeclipse-lmkau @skymoral @tuskstudioart @whatisev04 @forge-the-idiot @masterqueso @monkieshad0w @lilchickie @mehiwilldoitlater @missrosiesworld @sleepingdramaqueen @epochal-oracle

[blackknight-kai]

Just Busty things:

This is a Drabble about that hot as fuck way too detailed bust. You know the one 🫵.

(Edit: I am writing this fic 👀)

The “life size” bust of Sun Wukong from the video game attracts his dormant spirit- you bought it / go a hold of it. (Somehow you have it!)

You’d activated his spirit because like a weirdo you kissed the damn thing once - just for fun. You couldn’t help it and giggled to yourself as you did it because “haha I kissed Sun Wukong”. (You’ve been into Sun Wukong so your attraction and ‘want’ magically do something here).

After doing so you don’t notice as its glass eyes follow you as you walk around your living room. (Ngl I was thinking a bit of a horror scene for this so…idk if Wukong is ‘good’ or ‘yandere’ here up to you).

He knows you don’t notice and makes sure to look normal if you happen to look at him. Over time he gets to know you through those glass eyes watching you, those ears listening as you talk to your friends on the phone or mumble to yourself. Starts to fall for you (because duh). You walk around naked or with little clothes on in front of him - he’s a bust and you live alone.

You kiss him a few more times- surprising the ever loving shit out of him because, why are you giving a bust chaste kisses????? Each time bringing him more and more to life / animating his face.

Which you don’t realize is happening because giving his bust a goodbye kiss or I’m home kiss has now become habit. Good night/morning kisses too! Because whos gonna know? You even pet the fur on the side of his face and sigh, tell him how handsome he is or sometimes you talk to him like you’re talking to someone else. You aren’t crazy, just talking through your own problems or issues and you know the bust isn’t gonna answer- it’s like talking to a house pet. Even call him your “boyfriend” jokingly or tell your friends “I miss my husband” as a joke when you’re out with them.

What you don’t know is the more you treat that bust like it’s a real thing (joking or not) and bestow your feelings on it, Wukong’s spirit is able to start manipulating it and manifesting it to come to life, eventually while you are gone for the day he’s able to magic up the rest of his body. He doesn’t reveal himself right away, no. He fiddles with the stuff in your home and learns things about you / this world while you are out. If you notice things out of place, you DONT. Because you do not want to think your house is haunted.

You’re in for a surprise. 😈

(There are so many ways he could reveal himself, while you kiss him he kisses you back, waiting for you on the couch in his full animated now REAL body, crawls in bed with you one night - this one is a darker thought so…moving on, talks back to you when you tell his ‘bust’ about your day, just so many things his mischievous ass could do.)

[genderfluid-insomniac]

Hai!!!

I saw your Lmk Macaque x pregnant reader post!!

I was hoping for Maybe one with Wukong, but with a baby boy?

I loveeee the stuff u write :D

-Cobi

Hey! Thank you so much!! I hope you like it!

Sun Wukong x pregnant!reader

Wukong during the pregnancy:

Try to imagine how protective he is when he finds out you’re pregnant. Done? Alright, throw those expectations away because it’s even more than you think. This god has enemies and lots of them, many of which have tried to get back at him recently so it’s valid that he’s not going to leave you alone for a second.

If you have work then he’s probably going to shift into a small animal or insect so he can watch over you and protect you when necessary. A bonus is that you always have your lover nearby and someone to talk to when you’re alone, turning back into his regular form and cuddling you and his child.

He and you agreed that you wouldn’t find out the sex of your baby until it was born because you wanted it to be a surprise and both of you also heard something about a gender reveal party starting a fire in another country. Considering the track record of the gang with chaos it was a smart decision to not have a reveal party and besides he’d love his cub no matter what gender they were.

Wukong fully rebuilds his hut so it’s more spacious and baby-proofed, assuring that you or his baby wouldn’t have any issues like stairs or outlets. He first enlists the help of Sandy since he feels like it’d be helpful and the friendly river demon is always calm or steady which turns out to be a great decision.

He is of course worried about you and the symptoms that come along with the pregnancy like morning sickness, weird cravings, aches or pains, and exhaustion. Anytime you have morning sickness or pain he panics and is worried that you’re in so much danger, comforting you and worrying as you throw up and shake.

Later on, he learns that most of those are normal symptoms and what to look out for although one thing he can’t get over or not find worrying is your weird food cravings. Some of them are very strange and contain foods he doesn’t even have on the mountain which is strange considering the name of his mountain and he goes to the city to get the food you want. You will have to help with the food since he’s not exactly the best at cooking.

Anytime you’re walking or show tiredness he’ll come up behind you and either pick you up entirely or lift your belly up to relieve you of the added weight you’re forced to carry. Forget about walking later in your pregnancy or at all because carrying you lets him cuddle you and be close to his precious cub.

When the time finally comes and you feel pains in your tummy followed by your water breaking all you need to do is call Wukong into the room if he isn’t already next to you, instantly he’s rushing you to the hospital and staying right by your side. Of course, he doesn’t bother throwing on a disguise of some sort since he is more concerned with you, and anyone who bothers him about being the Monkey King is getting at least a glare.

Throughout the whole process, he is right beside you, and the doctors are all sworn to silence about who the father is during the whole ordeal aside from the legal documents. His hand is in yours and practically begging for you to squeeze his hand whenever you feel pain even with the anesthesia in you.

If anything goes wrong he paces back and forth and biting his nails, resorting to praying to any of the gods he once wronged for his child to be alright. Luckily any problems are solved quickly and you both hear a soft cry, looking over to see a ginger-furred baby cub with a mix of both your features. He has a baby boy. You both have a son.

Wukong after the pregnancy:

After your son is born Wukong is constantly doting on you and temporarily putting training with MK on hold until you’re back to health, taking shifts in caring for Qinyan which is what you both decided to name your boy after all he was heart’s sunshine. Unfortunately and unlike Macaque’s little girl his son is almost always energetic and awake, wanting attention and affection much like his father with you.

Due to this, you both work as easily as possible and he insists that he takes most of the time watching over Qinyan since he doesn’t need as much as you despite your protests. Every glance at his precious son makes him feel straight joy and vows to protect him no matter the cost.

From his enemies. From everyday demons. From people with grudges or hatred for him. From heaven itself. This also means training up his son like he did with MK except better since he does admit there was a fair amount of things he could have done better and so he enlists the help of MK who happily agrees.

When the gang meets Qinyan they all flock to him and coo over the stone cub, Mei taking many pictures and the other three men murmuring how good of a parent he was going to be which of course he took offense to. Pigsy did offer him some parenting tips which did help him when he was raising MK and thanked them all, heading back with you in his arms.

There were a couple of dangerous parts of raising his son but there would be a couple of times he would wake up to show you that Qinyan was carrying his staff but not just carrying…walking around and on occasion waking stuff around the cave.

[newkatzkafe2023]

How about a male monkey reader that's can make the most delicious wine of any flavor and their most famous peach wine for their kings especially when they in a certain mood if you know what I mean

Sip, Savor, and Celebrate love🍾🥂

(Lmk Wukong) Now Wukong would enjoy a glass of wine every now and then, so when he met you a wonderful relationship bloomed. Wukong would tell you all kinds of stories as he would try different wine flavors, always opening up about his past. Wukong also gets a bit flirty and handsy whenever he drinks a little bit more then usual, giggling and looking at you with hearts in his eyes. It's always so adorable when Wukong would chirp and grow clingy, before you both end up getting it on at your winery. Wukong can't get enough of your wine just like he can't get enough of you 🤭

(NR Wukong) Ohhhhh, you're a hot man after his heart, everyone knows that Wukong loves wine and to have a sexy husband making Wine yesssssss please. Wukong would always come by to watch you make wine or have him try different samples of new flavors, it's his favorite time of the day. Especially when Wukong made one all by himself Peach and rose water wine, aged to perfection and the same one he always busts out when he wants some late night lovin😉😉😉

(MKR Wukong) you won his heart with your famous addictive peach champagne, he had to break alot of noses just to get a bottle. You did this to him, Wukong was having a very difficult day when you first met and you offered him a drink to calm his nerves. EVERYBODY I KID YOU NOT THE SECOND HE TOOK A SIP OF YOUR WINE the scuffy monkey king was in heaven😇😇😇 you would have him drooling and drinking straight from the bottle. Like seriously he would throw claws trying to get it you would think he has a problem, but besides that he also loves the monkey who made it........you😉 one night Wukong got a tab bit tipsy and you both began to make out going wild. I hope your proud of yourself cause he can never go back.

(HIB Wukong) LIFE IS HARD!!!!!!!! and because of this, Wukong needs a little bit of something to get though the day. That's when he went to your winery house and once Wukong got a sip of the adult juice, it was all over. Wukong would come by every night to drink away his issues and his dark past, as you would sit and listen to him while pouring drinks. Sometimes when Wukong gets really drunk he started slurring out secrets about things he'll never say as a sober man, and alot of it was about you. How much he wants you and everything you have, your fur, your body, your scent how he wants you to touch him and take him on every service in your home. Once he's in his right mind he would be in a state of horror, but your not mad otherwise he wouldn't be naked in your bed😆🥰.

(Netflix Wukong) Now i wouldn't see him as much of a drinker, I mean i seen him kinda drunk but that's because of that fruit he ate. However when he met you that's when he started to explore the world of alcohol and tasted so many types. His favorite being the your famous peach champagne and he loves to drink it with you, especially when he it means he wants to get frisky overall you have a gift and he wants more😉

(BMW Wukong) Man, this guy just looks like he's a heavy drinker, so when he met you and tried your famous peach wine, there was no getting rid of him. Most of your dates was just of you and Wukong drinking wine late at night and sharing stories, and soon Wukong would start saying ranchy things and purring in your ears. You know what that means....Wukong wants you, and he wants you to take him all night long🤤

(Destined one) He's not a drinker but will definitely try it for the occasion. Which is why he likes your wine so much. The Destined one rarely finds wine flavors he actually likes, and the fact that you make delicious drinks and cocktails of course he would be coming back. When the Destined one who rarely gets drunk actually does get wasted, he ended up getting pretty shy and would lean on you for support. Of course you tried to help him and get him to at least drink some water, until he popped off his robe and gave you a spicy hand Jester that says give me your D😳 that's was the fastest way to know what a creampuff feels🫢

(Lotmk Wukong) Man he's can't hold his alcohol at all, Like if he's not drunk the poor baby is puking his guts out. Unfortunately dispite this fact he can't stop drinking your peach and rose water champagne, it's to addictive and delicious. He adores you and loves your talents and is always willing to try whatever you make. He also tends to get a tad bit frisky as Wukong will tell you how beautiful you are, and then began making out with you. Baby boy isn't so innocent anymore now that's he's wasted😉.

FEEL FREE TO REBLOG🍷

[bluephoenixprincess]

Courting Tournament: Spicynoodles edition~<3

and now to outline for you all here, the premise of a Courting Tournament fic i plan on Actually Writing.

So, its post Season 5, and for the moment at least, MKs hero life has slipped back into the comfortable rhythm of jobber demons causing trouble and MK stopping them, as many weak or low level demons get emboldened by the powerboost from the Pillar Stones.

But then things start getting weird. Slowly but surely the Various Demon attackers get less and less focused on whatever Mayhem or theivery or whatever they were up to and start focusing more and more on MK himself. Not in a "defeat you for glory way" either, in a much more uncomfortable way.

And if that werent bad enough, MK finds himself slipping into his Monkey form more and more often, thankfully without emotional distress or uncontrollable power outbursts, but it just keeps happening and MK still isnt very used to the form to begin with.

Mk being Mk of course tries to hide slash ignore these issues until he cant anymore. Culminating in a fight with a stronger than average demon who get MK on the back foot for a hot second and starts saying some very uncomfortable things about how he cant wait to take MK home and make him his little wife/husband/mate.

MK hearing that immediately goes monkey mode, puts that guy through several walls, and flies off to FFM to find out what the hell is going on.

And Like, MK knows about courtnapping, the basics at least, that demon tradition considers whisking away prospective mates and showing them how well you can protect them and provide for them the height of romance. A little weird but hey, humans have had some weird romance traditions as well.

But the realization that all the demons he's been fighting want to courtnap HIM? combined with the weird stuff going on with his monkey form? MK cant deal with this.

By the time he gets to Wukongs house he's crying and stuck in his monkey form with no idea what to do about everything. Wukong immediately bundles his successor onto the couch and, after a glass of water and some comforting fur grooming, manages to get out of him whats wrong.

Needless to say Wukong is Concerned and a bit miffed that MK didnt tell him or anyone else what was going on. But concern and caring for his crying student whos clearly stressed the fuck out now, lecturing later.

With his eyes of truth and maybe a magic test of some sort, Wukong discerns the cause of all the nonsense.

MKs body has Reached the demonic state of full maturity, which most notably includes the core of his magic fully maturing. Because of this, not only is he more or less stuck in Monkey form for awhile, but every demon for miles around can feel vibrant energy coming off him in waves.

And they want a peice of that.

So, Regardless of how widespread the knowledge of Sun Wukongs successor (and basically heir) was before, its spread to all corners of demon scociety now. And just like his mentor before him poor MK is getting swarmed.

MK is understandably upset by these revelations and may or may not start hyperventilating while trying to play it off and insist he can totally handle it. Wukong decides to call in the rest of the Monkie Kid Crew to come up with a plan.of action. Cause while MK could probably handle most of his suitors, he shouldnt have to.

Some explaining, arguing and tea brewing later the whole crew is gathered in Wukongs house, Mk cuddled up between Mei and Tang.

Options are gone through and discarded, letting MK just deal with them as they come is out. Wukong offers MK to stay on Flower Fruit mountain till the suitors get the hint and leave him be since thats what he ultimately did, but when asked how long that could take Wukong makes an uncomfortable noise and avoids eyecontact as he remembers it took over a century. So... no.

Eventually Wukong Sighs and brings up a solution he knows can deal with these types of situations, at least for awhile, If they Hold a Courting Tournament for MK, they can deal with all of his suitors at once and turn what could be months of headache into a couple weeks at most.

Theres a lot of yelling and explaining, and Wukong ultimately puts the decision in MKs hands. Mk thinks long an hard but ultimately decides a couple weeks/few days of being a spectacle is preferable to who knows how long of being harrassed.

"*sigh* Lets do the tournament thing"

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So wheres Red Son in all this? At some big fancy Demon gala/festival thing with his parents, bored out of his mind and surrounded by people he mostly dislikes. As is typical for such gatherings.

He and his parents are there to shmooze, make alliances and work on properly reestablishing the Demon Bull Families influence in Demon high society.

Redson, after having one to many snide comments made his way about his families repeated defeats at the hands of Wukongs successor, is hiding in a corner sipping a drink waiting for the night to be over.

And definitely not thinking about how much he'd rather be hanging out with the Dragon Girl and Noodle Boy, especially Noodle boy.

Until the host of the event calls the whole rooms attention to make a big announcement. That theyve just recieved a messenger from Flower Fruit Mountain. The mere mention sends a stir through the crowd, the Monkey kinds been basically a reculse for the last several centuries so him sending out a message is big.

And it is big. As the announcement, to this gathering and all of the three realms, is that Wukong and company will be holding a Courting Tournament, no not for the Monkey king again, but for his Successor.

Red Son Drops his glass and cant even begin to care when it shatters on the floor.

~○~▪︎~○~▪︎~○~

Back with Monkie Kid Gang plans are being made.

Mei all but insists on being MKs Champion. And While MK is worried she might get hurt, Wukong swears to him that he as host will enforce Strict Rules to prevent such things.

Thus, the stage is set. I'll come back to this, but since i plan to write this as a full fic, i dont want yo spoil too much.

[smilesatdawnmain]

WHO is Chyou? How did she and Wukongs eldest meet and fell in love 😍

I AM HAPPY TO EXPLAIN~ (THIS IS A BIG LORE DUMP SO BE READY) Next to Flower Fruit Mountain, there is a smaller domain of Spiders. There are many spider factions, but this is a separate one- and has nothing to do with the self-proclaimed "Spider Queen". She is not allowed in their domain as she immediately tries to take charge.

This domain is small but very wealthy as they weave and produce all their own products and it is high high quality. From clothes to fabrics, yarn- many trade with this domain.

This small kingdom is run by "The Violet Spider Demon", who was a well-known powerful demon in her youth.

She settled down however and had 6 daughters, but is in weak health in her older years now. Her daughters now run the domain in her place, but none have officially taken over as head of the family. They most likely won't until their Mother passes away.

Chyou, is the fourth daughter.

The eldest daughter, Lihua, realized when her Mother fell ill that all other domains might take advantage of her poor health, and thus they needed to ensure they had strong allies to protect their lands. She sent out a few different offers to neighboring domains- and was VERY surprised when Flower Fruit Mountain showed an interest in an alliance and trading system between the two domains.

All the sisters are all very aware that they don't have the physical prowess to expand their lands and ensure security. Despite Chyou being their top fighter- legit don't fight this girl- they needed more than just her.

They know it would be best to marry rich and powerful. They are known for their beauty and many demons try to earn their favor and hands in marriage. So far all have been denied or just led on- the sisters are quite manipulative. Often gaining many things from suitors, and convincing and manipulating through flirtations.

Except for Chyou, who was far better a fighter than a charmer, despite having her Mother's beauty.

The sisters know they need to get married, but none are in a rush to. They are cold and calculated- but all very much like their Mother and secretly wish to find love. Even Chyou in a way.

Chyou is very distrustful of men when she is first introduced. This is due to issues with her Father. A man who does not support them in any way, yet for some reason, her Mother insists isn't as bad as she perceives him. (He is. he is that bad -_-)

He left their Mother to raise them all alone, showing up only when he needed something. She believes love like that is a weakness, and despite loving her Mother- she has a struggling relationship with her too for allowing this man to still come and go as he pleases.

One day, however, Lihua announced that Flower Fruit Mountain was sending their heir to discuss the terms of the alliance and trade system. This is a test for Haoyu in a way as well, as it will give him an insight into the deeper details of how to run their kingdom and keep their connections. Haoyu is nervous however- as he knows nothing about clothes. Or string. Or fabrics.

The sisters realized that Haoyu was a "Rich and powerful" candidate, and thought "Hah, he'll be eating out of their palm like every other male" As any guy they have encountered has fallen for their beauty at face value.

To them, they are often disappointed by the candidates that come to try and win their hearts, as it is clear they only see their beauty and want a trophy wife. There is some merit to it, as they often can gain power, supplies, and other things for free by batting their eyelashes.

Well, they all try their hand in flirting a little. To their surprise, Haoyu is not tempted by any means. He is respectful, polite, and honestly misses a lot of their flirting because he doesn't hear them XD He has no interest in them and is there to fulfill his duty/role to the best of his ability. This does surprise them- but is also kind of refreshing as the sister, especially the second oldest Zhihoa actually really enjoys the business side of things and discussing future avenues of sales and merchandise.

Chyou is actually the coldest of them all. She is the defender of the family and the muscle. She is the last person to even TRY to flirt with Haoyu.

In fact, she threatens him when she first sees him. This is to make her other sisters seem more favorable in hopes Haoyu falls for their tricks but also makes it clear he can't try anything while here.

Little did they all know that Haoyu fell quite smitten at their first encounter XD

A strong, independent woman who isn't afraid to kill things on sight for her family? ....Badump badump went Haoyu's heart XD

Haoyu delays the finalizing of the alliance and trade system a lot- as he has to double-check with Xue to make sure they aren't getting tricked. This gives him many opportunities to see Chyou. The sisters quickly begin to tell he has an interest in her- as he does actually ask for her when he comes to visit. He doesn't do that with anyone else. They are more confused than anything but are so fascinated to see where this goes. So they often force Chyou to lead the discussion on the alliance.

As this also isn't normally her area of expertise, this has put negotiations at a snail's pace as she too has to double-check with her sisters often.

The more she spends time with Haoyu, the more she likes how... mellow in nature he is. Serene is soft-spoken. Preferring to listen than talk- but isn't afraid to stand for what he believes is right. He is also gentle with her youngest sibling- and all the spiderlings in the domain. Letting them play tricks on him.

She finds herself unable to look away. She tries to deny any attachment for a long time, so it is a bit of a slow burn between these two~ _____ THE SISTERS Oldest: Lihua (Dark blue) Head of the family and the decision-maker. Caregiver and the peacemaker. The most level-headed. Handles all the internal affairs of the domain. Often too busy to even humor suitors, despite being often the most sought-after. (31) Second daughter: Zhihao (Pink and Yellow) The businesswoman, the manipulator, the one to steal from you and make you think it was your idea. Always fights with Chyou. Handles all the finances of the domain. Becomes good friends with Xue, Shadowpeach's second youngest. (28) Third Daughter: Shui (Blue and white) The seamstress/weaver of the family. Her skills in the craft are unmatched. The love sick sister who is the most eager to get married. She supplies everything they sell within the domain. The sweetest of all the sisters. (25) Fourth Daughter: Chyou (Green) The fighter/defender of the family. Isn't concerned with appearances and will make it very clear how she views you. Does wish to travel the world. Always looking out beyond the domain. Fights often with Zhihao. Her Mother was an excellent fighter and weaver- she takes after her mother most in fighting. (22) Fifth Daughter: Lei (Red) The warden of the family. She is willing to play the part of "The bad guy" to those falling out of line in the domain to make her sisters seem nicer. Shui is often too soft-spoken to scold someone who did something wrong- Lei is not afraid to chew someone's ear off. Currently still finding her role in the family, but is quick to bark at anyone her sisters are too "polite" to tell off. (17) Youngest Daughter: Aihan (Yellow) Quite the troublemaker. Typically more in her spider form than her human form. She is around 6 and her only task at the moment is to grow and learn. She accompanies a different sister every day, learning from them in the many different fields. She shows a lot of potential in everything she do- a jack of all trades, and many suspects she is the closest to their Mother in overall skills and can't wait to see how she will be when she is older. (Holds a very big secret that only her sisters know) (6) ----

Who is your favorite so far? : D

[evanvison]

Mentors!

I noticed that I love the "flawed mentor with a student that they treat like their child" trope a lot and wanted to see how many of my fav shows and books (+ a musical) had this trope. In no particular order, here they are!

7. Ursula Callistis "Little Witch Academia"

she is such an amazing character! More people should watch this show. Her relationship with Akko is so fascinating especially after the twist about why she is so determined to help Akko specifically is revealed. I need to rewatch this show again.

6. Athena "Epic The Musical" (1st 2 pics by Luiza Xavier Mazzei)

Athena is one of my fav Epic characters and I love her arc so much. Seeing her start as the Mentor to Odysseus and then switch to Telemachus' mentor is so cool. Also, Teagan Earley (her singer) is awesome! (3rd pic is by @wolfythewitch and 4th is by Luiza Xavier Mazzei again)

5. Toshinori Yagi (All Might) "My Hero Academia"

All Might is an interesting character in his own right. I actually wrote an essay about his heroism and how it has changed for a class. His perfect symbol idea that he built and then decided to move on from and grow from his inability to maintain it. Oh, how I love it.

4. Frieren "Frieren: Beyond Journey's End"

Frieren is an amazing main character and it's rare to see the mentor be the focus of a show. Her growth over the course of the story is lovely in its pacing and I love how when she meets Fern her sense of time does start to slow down as she helps to teach and raise her.

3. Sun Wukong "Lego Monkie Kid"

Wukong has a slew of flaws that have caused issues for him and his loved ones for as long as he has been alive but seeing him grow and change both for himself and for his new loved ones is so beautiful to watch. He sees how his past actions have caused issues for his successor, MK, and actively tries to make sure MK will not have to suffer for his actions.

2. Edalyn Clawthorne (Eda) "The Owl House"

Eda is flawed in ways that are mostly due to her being an outlaw and taking some time to figure out how she should be training Luz. Once those motherly instincts kicked in she started doing a fantastic job. She started taking better care of herself as well. She is a wonderful caretaker of Luz and King. I love you, Mama Eda!

Qifrey "Witch Hat Atelier"

Qifrey is a broken man who is able to hide his pain pretty well from the people in his life (well enough anyway). He loves his students so much but he can get carried away by his grudge against the brimhats. Luckily he has a whole family's worth of people to remind him to relax and take in the calm while he can. Hopefully, he's able to keep Coco from going down a similar path.

That's it! That's all of them! I hope you all liked seeing these lovely mentors and their respective pupils. This all started because a while ago I was talking to a friend about Wukong and I realized that he and All Might fit into the flawed mentor role and from there it spiraled. Now you all got to read this! I also hope this lets other people who love this trope find new characters to obsess over from this list.

[jttw-monkeybusiness]

"You will be next, Swine!"

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Tripitaka accompanied by Sandy was away at the local temple and the monk gave a task for Sophie to get some supplies from the nearest market. Pigsy and Wukong were tasked to help her to carry them back to the temple so they can continue the journey the next morning. This will make sure that things will go smoothly.

After walking thru many and mostly nervous people Sophie realized that Pigsy was gone! Wukong quickly pointed out that the pilgrim was at the local fruit salesman's shop. Unfortunately, it seems that there was an issue so the Monkey King and Sophie were going to investigate. It seems that Pigsy ate a few of the watermelons before paying! After Wukong beats Pigsy for acting so recklessly Sophie offered to pay for the watermelons that the pilgrim ate, but it seems that the salesman wants double the price! Clearly wanting some extra because the damage was made by a pilgrim.

Feeling nervous and obviously overwhelmed after seeing more than a few angry farmer men Sophie asks Wukong what they should do. The Monkey King has always an answer that would definitely help them to get out of this trouble. He always wakes up and chooses violence, after all.

[ducky-dawn47]

WELCOME TO THE FLOCK, MY DUCKLINGS!!

Come! Come! Settle down while Mama spins you a sorry tale of Legends and their Trials...

(EVERYTHING TO DO WITH THE LEGENDARY AU BELOW THE CUT)

So I recently have been QUITE hyperfixated on Lego; Monkie Kid, Watching the show religiously with my boyfriend, Finally coming back to Tumblr to be fed more Art (Looking at you, @kyri45 , @swagginmun , @quesocheeso and @madabapf ) And eventually venturing out into the rabid ocean that is Ao3! for wonderful fics like those made by @smilesatdawnmain , @starsfic , @cloud-somersault and of course @zephyra-in-the-house ! I have gained such an incredible amount of inspiration from the creators around me that it eventually dragged my ass out onto the metatheoretical stage that is these platforms by the scruff of my shirt- Via @bluephoenixprincess 's 'Demon Courting Tournament' post- And led me to making this post! and hopefully many more!

THIS FIC IS FOR MATURE AUDIENCES. AGES INTENDED ARE 18+. And though i cannot force anyone to not lie about their age or use the internet however you want, Know that this is your only warning that I give. Whatever content you choose to consume at whatever age is between You and Your Gods should you have any. Just don't come crying to me when you suddenly become aware just how psychologically damaging all the shit I put these monkeys through can be. There's also like a lot of smut that I refuse to be shamed for

Legendary Guide

A world where Wukong and Liu'er were separated very differently from Canon, and where Demonic and Celestial Courting is far more important to the Legend of the Monkie Kid.

Follow the Monkey Trio as they navigate a world of heartache, persecution, harassment, retribution, justice, and eventually...

Reunion.

Concept Outline/Prologue

"Legendary" -The Biggen! This is the main story, a canon-rewrite of the whole show starting from the Season 2 Special and onward!

"A Million Dreams" - A smaller side project, made for worldbuilding, a showcase of past ShadowPeach, the Brotherhood, and Mac and Wukong's last conversation

"The Journey and the Aftermath" - Another small side project, meant for more worldbuilding, a showcase of what Wukong's relationship with the Pilgrims was like, Wukong's initial Greif, and the First Tournament

"Of Obsidian and Wind, The Samadhi Son" - A Sub-Plot to the larger story of Legendary. showcasing Red Son's initial 2 week therapy sessions from the timeframe of him getting to FFM to him 'waking up' Mk in chapter 9. with a couple of therapy sessions between him and Sandy talking about future events. will update alongside Legendary.

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The Cicada and the Infant - The Golden Cicada. One of the Buddha's first disciples, now cast out of Paradise. And cursed to live 10 pious lives in accordance with Heaven's command. Or, in short; Cicada is Heaven's slave. Until they say he is done. He just wants to go home.. He is on his 8th Life shackled to the Jade Emperor's command. He is almost done. At the end of this life, he is tasked with "Securing the Jade Emperor's Rule." By killing Sun Wukong and Liu'Er Mihou's son.

In the Dark of the Night - Mk has some trouble with his clones, and his magic, and sleep, and training- when did he last eat again? He doesn't quite know... But he does know His Family is safe. Because he stays Awake. A certain Mr. Shadow takes issue with this.

When the Noodles are Free - A Collection of Memories Tang and Pigsy share, their First meeting, Dating, taking in Mk, Wedding Night, and some fluffy and difficult memories of raising their little Xiaotian.

Champion, Warrior, King - The New Jade Emperor calls upon a well- renowned Prophetess to tell him his future of his Reign over the Realms.

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[nekohime19]

The "problem" with Macaque's redemption arc

So I want to talk about something that is slightly bothering me regarding Macaque's redemption arc and see if others agree with me on those points. I genuinely like Macaque's redemption arc (you are free to disagree with me on that) and I indeed think it's not over yet and we will see more of it.

I really like how LMK handles Macaque's character in the first three seasons, and especially how they add depth to him in season 3. But I have a bit of a problem with season 4 and 5 and it is the lack of interactions between Macaque and the other members of the main cast.

In my opinion, when it comes to MK and Wukong, Macaque's redemption arc work well. We especially see how MK see Macaque as more than a common villain in season 2, how he offer a helping hand after realizing why he works with LBD in season 3, and how they work together in season 4. Same with Wukong, I think it's well built and their tentative allyship/réconciliation in season 5 makes sense.

BUT when it comes to other characters (Pigsy, Mei, Tang, Sandy) the interactions are... lacking.

I think, Pigsy, after seeing that Macaque hangs around MK in season 4, should come forward and have a confrontation with Macaque. Especially with how protective Pigsy is.

Mei should have a confrontation about the whole samadhi fire debacle. The two characters fight together in season 4 and there is no words exchanged regarding that incident.

Tang, who had a whole episode with Macaque in season 3 and is in a position to emphasize with him on certain points (being "benched" / left out) should, at least, try to have a conversation with Macaque.

Sandy, with his history of anger issues, could also have very interesting interactions with Macaque.

In my opinion, one of the reasons why his redemption can sometimes feel "rushed" or "plastic" is because he doesn't truly have any interactions with the rest of the group despite having serious issues that he needs to solve with some of them (Mei and the samadhi fire incident/ Pigsy and his protectiveness over MK / Tang and everything that happened in the "benched" episode...). So this feels as if those issues that Macaque has with the group are brushed aside in favor of Macaque's interactions with MK and Wukong.

Don't get me wrong, I love MK, but I think the show would gain more by shifting the focus from MK and highlighting the interactions between its side characters a bit more.

We have a lot of interactions between side characters when it comes to specific duo : Tang/Pigsy often interact with each other and share episodes, same with Mei/MK (or recently Mei/Red Son)... But we don't have a lot of interactions between, let's say, Mei/Pigsy or Tang/Sandy.

I like the MK/Sandy episode in season 5 very much because I don't see those two interact one-on-one very often and it was a nice change of pace. I kinda want to see more of that, I think a Mei/Pigsy episode would be so funny or even a Pigsy/Macaque episode. So many potential and interesting dynamics.

Besides MK and Wukong, Macaque has no true interactions with the rest of the group. And I get that Macaque is a reserved person, but I feel like those interactions (Mei/Macaque, Pigsy/Macaque, Sandy/Macaque...) needs to happen to make his redemption feels more genuine. In fact, I think the main cast needs to have a lot more interactions for them to feel more compact. Sometimes, it feels like the main cast itself is divided in specific duos (or trios) and characters don't interact with each other that much outside of that.

That being said, I'm waiting for season 6. I feel like Macaque character will be more central in season 6 considering how his powers were linked to the chaos at the end of season 5. I'm hoping that by being central to the season he will have more interactions outside of MK and Wukong and we'll get to see a resolution of his redemption arc! Of course I also hope both monkeys will come to terms with their fight and becomes sort of friends again. Crossing my fingers on that 🤞.

[halfdeadhalfpaniced]

Monkie kid is wasted on the 10 minute toy commercial for children it’s stuck as. I don’t have the energy or skill to write a full rewrite or au right now so here’s some loose ideas for stuff I would add or change:

LBD deserves a full on cult her motivation and villain speech already reminded me a bit of a cult leader and mayors already there so why not just give her a few more goons in the form of some other minor demons and even humans she’s manipulating. It could be difficult for the gang to properly beat these people up because they’ve been brainwashed so they feel a bit bad doing so.

More Mei stuff! She has such an interesting back story being the descendent of Ao Lie why not show how that affects her life more? Show the pressure she’s under and the guilt her family has pushed on her for wanting to be herself! Maybe she has some kind of double life and they don’t even know she’s sneaking out to do things like motorcycle races and extreme sports with a good Mei centric episode showing them finding out somehow and her proving herself to be capable talented and an important part of the team. They don’t completely understand approve or stop working about her but learn she’s an adult who has her own life and as long as she’s still doing some of the important family traditions they can’t really stop her. They still worry but there’s also a deep pride they won’t admit since she’s helping so many people.

Give Macaque AND Wukong more clear fuck ups and motivations for them! I already mentioned giving LBD cult leader charisma and manipulation skills that could be affecting Macaque but make it clear Wukong still holds a grudge too and acts even more irrational and impulsive when Macaque is involved. Show in subtle ways they both deep down still care for each other show the way they’re prior healthy relationship affects them struggling subconsciously to cause proper damage to the other! Show them trying to reason with each other from skewed perspectives and memories of their issues both full of bias and things the other forgot or dismissed as unimportant have them both be unintentionally unreliable narrators of their own lives forced to get a neutral mediator and tons of individual and couples therapy to figure out what actually happened.

Show more demon culture especially in parallel to human culture! Something like how for generations many demons have abandoned or never even engaged in the brutality they as a species are known for just trying to live their life’s without causing problems and distancing themselves from those that do. Many humans still show fear and discrimination towards them but that’s one of the things that makes Pigsys special because it’s owner a pig demon is in a healthy relationship with a human who’s always there so they treat every customer the same and give every paying customer the best possible food they can provide at affordable prices.

Show demons not fully trusting MK because of his ties to Wukong someone who was previously considered a hero for them and a rebel to heavens tyranny but in their eyes ended up turning against them to slaughter their family’s and friends for a monk basically becoming “heavens pet” to them and “cheap entertainment for humanity abandoning those who supported him from the start” or “a sell out who forgot where he came from and wishes you did too” many of which Macaque echos back to him during fights just fueling his perception of Wukong being a heartless traitor.

More of the major demons that actually are problems fully adapting to modern society and using that as a weapon. Opening business running smear campaigns starting gossip ect. Not just physical fights but mind games and playing the game to inconvenience the gang even selling products that cause problems for the city or being celebrity’s or influencers of sorts manipulating the people that way. Stuff like the new mayor diverting funds or canceling a Monkey king festival to use the money for other things like soup kitchens affordable housing or park maintenance because while the gang knows this was done out of spite you can’t really argue about it much because yea those things really did need the money and they are really good things for the community so what’s a few less booths and rides at a festival?

On the mayor make him a genuinely amazing mayor who even loves and is actually great at his job. He’s solving problems charismatic happy and the best the city has had in years. So when the gang does realize he’s an evil demon working for a complete psycho cult leader ( willingly or unwillingly) anything they say just sounds like a crack pot conspiracy theory badmouthing the beloved mayor out of spite or because he decided a monkey king festivities funds could go to helping a community because of course the biggest monkey king fan boy from a loving safe background wouldn’t understand that there are more important things in life!

Connected to a few previous comments but have people who don’t fully support or trust the gang especially MK. Bad newspaper article’s gossip side eye in the streets slanderous social media posts conspiracy theories about him and the gang ect. Just some good old fashion background conflict and drama! Obviously also show all the fans and supporters too like people giving them free stuff or extra business for pigsys but that’s a little bit less fun

I’ll probably post more stuff for this eventually or I’ll answer any questions faster depends what happens first ig

Also Ik I might have torn into Wukong a little bit more after saying they both fucked up but it is so much easier and makes more in the universes content to come up with ideas for him in this since it seems like nobody knows who macaque even is in this world and the centuries of opinions and feelings towards wukong just built more naturally