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adrien never went to public school / adrienette have never met AU where Ladynoir are dating but Marinette has beef with Adrien Agresteβ’ on twitter, spurred by her interest in the fashion industry and her friendship with Mylene. ads are all over the place of Adrien promoting products like air in a bottle and NFTs and just generally so many products that are extremely poor taste/bad for the environment. Marinette tweets about beauty standards in the industry and all the shit Gabriel brand does to the environment and how Adrien Agreste perfectly encapsulates it all.
Adrien, of course, never responds to any of her tweets. her tweets are just white noise in the background. she is nowhere near on his level. one day Marinette tweets out something akin to "if I saw Adrien Agreste irl i'd punch him in the face" and her twitter gets banned for Threats of Violence, Alya draws attention to the injustice of it via the Ladyblog and suddenly "I want to punch Adrien Agreste in the face [gets banned]" becomes a bit of a meme. NOW people know who Marinette is and are listening to what she's saying (on her new account or whatever). Chat Noir also tweets that he wants to punch Adrien in the face
A hashtag trends. Marinette caves and starts tweeting about the scandals of the industry on her Ladybug twitter too. Adrien's twitter and instagram comments are flooded with both threats to punch him but also just generally critical comments like "nice pic and all but are you not going to address the sweatshop allegations?". Adrien still does not address it. At most he turns comments off. Marinette is gnawing at the wood of her desk.
Then a Ladybug and Chat Noir identity reveal happens.
Marinette is stunned. Absolutely mouth agape. Cannot form words. Chat Noiβ NO, ADRIENβ ADRIEN FUCKING AGRESTE looks at her and is like "oh ha :) .... Marinette Dupain-Cheng, right? You're the girl who wanted to punch me hahaha"
after recovering from her world being shattered, she's like...... "hahaha...... um............... yeah...... uh..... so you... DO know who i am. and you're just. ignoring it then. hahaha... ok... thats....... fine..... anyway..... u-uh...... im not... gonna actually punch you. but. um. k-kitty do you um. maybe want to stop promoting deforestation and all that"
he's like "I don't"
she's like. "yes you do. literally in your newest ad you said to the camera 'who needs trees when bottled air is the way of the future'. like did you really read that line out loud and not see a problem with it"
"yeah, that wasn't me"
"what are you talking abouβ"
"it's deepfaked"
"..... what"
"all of my ads in the past few years are deepfakes. I complained too much so my father fired me. turns out that i signed away all rights to my face and voice to him when I was 13 or something. he can just use my face and voice and name however he wants. he generates ads. i dont even have access to the 'Adrien Agreste' twitter or insta accounts. sometimes he makes me do runways but beyond that I'm not involved in all."
"... ... ... ... ... what"
"yeah haha... :") im sorry. i wish i could help you more. but he never listens to me. i don't like it either, i.... i've asked him to stop sooo many times. but he never listens to me. i hate seeing my face used without my consent but haha.... i don't... have any rights here so. sorry. i really wish i could help more"
and now marinette hates "Adrien Agreste"β’ ads/posts EVEN MORE and is threatening to kill Gabriel Agreste himself. all while kissing the real adrien agreste silly
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treat you better | carlos sainz
face claim: none β‘
request: here !
requested: Could I request a Carlos smau where another driver breaks your heart and heβs there to pick up the pieces and make you whole again? Please and thank you β€οΈ
cw: cheating, bad guy charles, mentions of unwell family members, cursing
a/n: charles and alex i love u guys i promise this is just for the au <3
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f1gossip Trouble in paradise for Charles and Y/N? Charles Leclerc was spotted on a long walk on one of Monaco's more secluded islands with a mysterious brunette and his and Y/N's dog, Leo, this weekend. Sources say the pair were often looking to see if there were cameras around, the two of them giggling as they held hands and played with the puppy. Y/N L/N, Charles girlfriend of 2 years, is currently said to be on a trip home to see family, we wonder if the two have broken up or if Charles is back to his old ways?
fan f1gossip tagging charles is so shady i love it
fan when i catch you charles
fan no bc remember when a fan said they met y/n in her hometown and she was visiting her gran bc she's not doing too good? charles u fuckin suck bro
β³ fan wtf really???? oh i hope his tyres stick to the road next race
β³ fan kmag you know what you need to do
β³ fan we put our hopes and prayers in the paddock terror ππ
fan ok but the girls gorgeous
β³ fan THAT'S YOUR TAKEAWAY FROM THIS?
β³ fan im just saying damn
fan this is not what i meant when i said i wanted silly season to get more interesting
fan *looks around* wow i'm so surprised... not like charles has a bad rep with women or anything
fan i hope y/ns ok... my heart is hurting for her
β³ fan the paddock adore her, charles has got a big storm coming next week
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y/npriv my gran is doing so much better (nothing can keep the old girl down), my hometown is still as gorgeous as always and my sister got me a cake :)
kellypiquet my girl :((( i'm so happy your grans ok π€
β³ y/npriv thank u kelly bear π€
β³ kellypiquet did i have to physically hold max back from going after he who shall not be named?? yes... did i consider letting go?? very much so
β³ y/npriv ππ hes not voldemort babe π you should have just let him go
β³ kellypiquet now is that really how you feel?
β³ y/npriv ... no but i wish i did
β³ maxverstappen1 she has to go to sleep at some point, then i shall be free
β³ y/npriv thats so ominous you strange creature (i appreciate you)
carmenmmundt me and george have been keeping your gran in our prayers angel π©·
β³ y/npriv i love you carm π©·
β³ georgerussell63 and me?
β³ y/npriv i tolerate you :)
flavy.barla esteban nearly joined max
β³ y/npriv love him dearly but este's about as intimidating as a teddy bear
β³ estebanocon ?? hey???
β³ y/npriv sorry king xo there's a reason your nicknames estie bestie
β³ estebanocon let it DIEEEEE
β³ y/npriv never π«Ά
schecoperez I am glad your gran is ok, y/n. Let me or Carola know if you need anything x
β³ y/npriv thank you checo :( give the little ones and carola a big hug from me x
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lilyzneimer he shall d word at my hands
β³ y/npriv i fuckin love you lily
lewishamilton he will never know peace next year.
β³ lewishamilton i am however happy to hear your gran is well x
β³ y/npriv lewis π thank you x
francisca.c.gomes pierre has been shouting at Him on the phone for like an hour...
β³ y/npriv π ... what are they saying
β³ francisca.c.gomes a lot of french and things i don't want delicate eyes (yuki) to read...
β³ y/npriv pierre i appreciate you
β³ pierregasly i'm gonna kill him
β³ y/npriv ok maybe tone it down frenchie
lilymhe alex is setting his zoo on him
β³ y/npriv that's how you know it's serious wow
β³ alex_albon tinky's gonna boot him in the head
sebastianvettel i am very glad to hear your gran is ok, y/n, sending her and you all my love x
β³ y/npriv thank you seb :( miss you x
β³ sebastianvettel come and see us soon! the kids miss you x
β³ y/npriv you got it! x
danielricciardo he's a cunt
β³ danielricciardo and i don't mean that in a nice aussie way
β³ y/npriv DANIEL
β³ oscarpiastri no he's right, in the nasty aussie way, he's a cunt
β³ y/npriv oscar i did not raise you to talk like this
β³ oscarpiastri we are literally like 4 years apart in age...
β³ y/npriv kicking a girl when she's down WOW oscar
β³ oscarpiastri ... i am sorry mother dearest
β³ y/npriv that's better
carlossainz55 hermosa, he may be il predestinato but to me he is carne morta (dead meat)
β³ y/npriv carlos π
β³ carlossainz55 also i'm glad to know your gran is well, send her my love
β³ y/npriv she already fancies you enough as it is
β³ carlossainz55 my plan is working :)
β³ y/npriv what plan? are you seducing my family members??? hiding my mum as we speak
β³ carlossainz55 something like that ;)
yukitsunoda0511 happy to see your gran is ok! and i am sorry about the other thing :(((((
β³ y/npriv yuki my angel you have nothing to be sorry about
kevinmagnussen i know what i have to do
β³ y/npriv kevin NO you're like 2 points away from a race ban!!
β³ kevinmagnussen worth it :)
β³ y/npriv nicohulkenburg pls talk some sense into your teammate
β³ nicohulkenburg unfortunately y/n i too will be joining kevin in his "defense"
β³ y/npriv haas i am so sorry
landonorris i may have done a thing...
β³ y/npriv i am terrified...
β³ landonorris i'll text you :)
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y/nstagram angel baby, dumb and dumber and my girls π©·
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carlossainz55 ... am i dumb or dumber
β³ y/nstagram do you really want to know? π€¨
β³ carlossainz55 for my own sanity im saying i'm dumb
β³ landonorris why am i dumber?????
β³ carlossainz55 do you really want to know? π€¨
carmenmmundt don't forget about lunch today xx
β³ y/nstagram been looking forward to it since i boarded the plane π«Ά
landonorris you're welcome for the lift and the room btw π
β³ y/nstagram my saviour xx
β³ landonorris and for stealing leo for you
β³ y/nstagram I NEVER ASKED YOU TO STEAL HIM???? π
β³ landonorris well i did because i'm an amazing friend and am willing to sacrifice all my bloody furniture
β³ y/nstagram you leave the baby alone, he was probably stressed :(
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(estrellita - little star) (uy, quΓ©carechimba - ugh, that dickhead)
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y/nstagram did y'all think i would miss the first race week?? ft dumber and roomie x
fan mother has returned!!!!!
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fan if looks could kill, carlos would be six feet under ... charles was FUMING
β³ fan given the way his girly hid when y/n appeared i would say he has no right to be mad at all
β³ fan if the girl i cheated on rocked up to my teammates garage whilst i was with my side piece i quite frankly would walk onto the track midrace
β³ fan how do we know charles cheated? they've not said anything
β³ fan exactly. if they had been broken up surely they would have put out some sort of announcement to clear things up ????
scuderiaferrari always good to see you in red, y/n β€οΈ
β³ y/nstagram FORZA FERRARI SEMPRE!!!!!! ππππππ
carlossainz55 i hate this new nickname
β³ y/nstagram what else should i call you?
β³ carlossainz55 yours
β³ fan CARLOS I SAW THAT????????
landonorris i have been demoted from bestie to roomie... this is the thanks i get...
β³ y/nstagram thanks roomie xx btw bins go out on tuesday :)
lewishamilton now you're free of your ferrari obligations, you should come across to mercedes next time ;)
β³ mercedesamgf1 we would love to see you over here y/n!
β³ mclaren um no us next??
β³ alpinef1team no us!!!
β³ redbullracing come to the winning team :)
β³ scuderiaferrari y/n will always be a ferrari girl, back OFF π€Ίπ€Ίπ€Ί
β₯οΈ carlossainz55
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y/npriv that bitchass man... idk how he thought he was gonna spin that story but not on my watch
oscarpiastri did you really have to use my meme though?
β³ y/npriv yes it was funny and otherwise i was gonna call him a cheating lying bastard on main so π€·π»ββοΈ
β³ oscarpiastri understandable, please continue
danielricciardo lando was laughing so hard i think he bust a rib
β³ landonorris it still hurts to breathe but holy shit y/n i love u
β³ y/npriv love u too stink :) also don't forget to pick up leo's food from the shops
β³ landonorris you do know you can text me this stuff?
β³ y/npriv yeah but reminding everyone we're roomies is funny to me
maxverstappen1 walked past ferrari hospitality and fred was PISSED
β³ y/npriv ππ carlossainz55 can you confirm?
β³ carlossainz55 oh, absolutely... i was worried he was going to have a heart attack or something
francisca.c.gomes ok but did he not even think to talk to you first before posting that? it's literally been months
β³ y/npriv apparently not π texted him about it and suddenly he was sorry
β³ francisca.c.gomes men π
β³ pierregasly ????
β³ francisca.c.gomes i stand by what i said
β³ y/npriv yeah is there a problem gasly?
β³ pierregasly no problem at all ma'am, as you were
scuderiaferrari we had no knowledge charles was going to post that. we love you y/n
β³ danielricciardo FERRARI? why are you on y/ns priv?
β³ y/npriv me and the social media intern are besties xx
carlossainz55 estrellita, lets go for dinner, you deserve it
β³ y/npriv π are you paying?
β³ carlossainz55 of course, i am a gentleman
β³ y/npriv pick me up in an hour :)
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f1gossip Carlos Sainz and Y/N L/N were spotted at dinner last night. The two enjoyed a meal before taking a stroll along the Monaco pier front where, as pictured, the pair were in high spirits. We're happy to see Y/N looking so happy following the revelation that her ex-boyfriend, and Carlos' current F1 teammate, had cheated on her. The two were then joined by Y/N's current roommate and F1 driver, Lando Norris, who then whisked them off to a local nightclub. We continue to send Y/N our support and hope to see more of her happy side.
fan i don't think i've ever seen y/n laugh like that, we love to see it
fan this coupled with the photos of charles and his girly arguing in the paddock π€π€ we know who won the breakup
fan why do i kinda think carlos and y/n would be cute together
β³ fan woah, she's only been broken up with charles for a few months and under really shitty circumstances, she needs time to heal
β³ fan ofc ofc!!! i just mean when she's over ch*rles, the two would make a really good couple
fan happy y/n and happy carlos, my two favourite things β€οΈ
fan y/ncarlos fans we rise!!!
β³ fan he would treat her so right
β³ fan the entire time she dated That Man, carlos has always been so nice to her, i wonder if he secretly fancied her all along π
β³ fan or maybe he's just a good guy
β³ fan that too π€·π»ββοΈ
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carlossainz55 swipe across to see me and oomf
Another Carlando podium! We know what you guys wanna see and we love to deliver! The car drove like a dream today, shame we couldn't get more points but it's always nice to celebrate a great race with some champagne showers!
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fan WHO TAUGHT CARLOS WHAT OOMF WAS???
β³ fan either lando or y/n 100% π
fan CARLANDO PODIUM!!!!!!!!! WE DREAM OF DAYS LIKE THIS
y/nstagram FORZA FERRARI SEMPRE !!! ππππ congrats winner π₯³
β³ carlossainz55 i think i was right when i said you would be my good luck charm π
β₯οΈ y/nstagram
β³ fan oh they're so sick for this
β³ fan y/ncarlos'ers we're so winning
charles_leclerc congrats
β³ fan ik for a fact he was forced to comment
landonorris carlando are back baby!!
β³ landonorris also cant believe im either oomf or roomie...
β³ y/nstagram stop leaving your smelly socks in the bathroom and maybe i'll change the nickname
β³ landonorris oh that was mean
fan "shame we couldn't get more points" carlos you shady shady man
fan who else cheered when kmag pulled through and took * out of the race
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y/npriv oh we eating good tonight
kellypiquet i'm sure we are π
β³ y/npriv KELLY???
landonorris carlos is so sexy
β³ y/npriv real
β³ landonorris back off my man???
β³ carlossainz55 i'm gonna hold your hand when i say this lando...
β³ landonorris WOOOOOOW.... i see how it is carlos
carlossainz55 gorgeous as always
β³ y/npriv you can't even see my face in that photo carlos π€£
β³ carlossainz55 don't need to see you to know you're gorgeous
β³ maxverstappen1 i hate to say it but that was smooth
β³ danielricciardo they don't call him the smooth operator for no reason
scuderiaferrari power (soon to be (fingers crossed)) couple
β³ carlossainz55 π
β³ y/npriv not from the main acc damn
francisca.c.gomes need you biblically
β³ y/npriv come here then babe xx
β³ flavy.barla lemme join
β³ y/npriv i got two hands babygirl
β³ oscarpiastri estebanocon pierregasly you gonna let her snatch both your girls?
β³ estebanocon unfortunately there was a clause when they agreed to date us and it was that y/n is wifey, we are simply the Others
β³ pierregasly ^^
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y/npriv decided to put him out of his misery :)
carlossainz55 and who is that sexy man?
β³ y/npriv idk but he keeps speaking spanish to me even though he knows i dont understand it π
β³ carlossainz55 but do you like it? π
β³ y/npriv i think you know i do x
francisca.c.gomes AND YOU DIDNT UPDATE THE GROUPCHAT???????
β³ lilymhe FR!!!! I LITERALLY SAID TELL US AFTER YOU KISS HIM
β³ y/npriv SHUT UP RN
β³ carlossainz55 no do go on
β³ lilymhe what happens in the y/n gf's gc, stays in the y/n gf's gc
carlossainz55 estΓ‘s muy guapa, vuelve a la cama cariΓ±o β€οΈ
(you look so pretty, come back to bed sweetheart)
β³ maxverstappen1 we have the translate function on ig you horndog
β³ y/npriv don't be mad i snatched ur man
β³ maxverstappen1 ... he'll never forget the redbull days
landonorris RUE WHEN WAS THIS??????
β³ y/npriv hiiiii lando... um so.... ππ»ββοΈππ»ββοΈππ»ββοΈ
β³ landonorris GET BACK HERE U RAT EXPLAIN YOURSELF
β³ landonorris carlossainz55 WHAT ARE U DOING WITH MY ROOMIE ????
β³ carlossainz55 i mean i could tell you but instagram does have guidelines
β³ landonorris ew ew ew that's so gross i dont even wanna know
β³ landonorris happy for you guys or whatever but ew never tell me anything remotely sexual about y/n or i will vom
β³ y/npriv lando wtf????
β³ landonorris you're like my annoying sister i'd have to remove my skinsuit if carlos opens his fat mouth
β³ carlossainz55 hey?
β³ y/npriv you're so fuckin weird ily
danielricciardo HE SHOOTS, HE SCORES!!!!
β³ carlossainz55 you were right, they don't call me the smooth operator for no reason
β³ y/npriv you were literally giggling and kicking your feet after i kissed you
β³ carlossainz55 y/n :(((( my reputation :((((((
lilyzneimer wait do was taking the photos?
β³ y/npriv ... self timer
β³ lilyzneimer down horrifically bad wow
scuderiaferrari OH Y/NCARLOS'ERS WE WON!!!!!
β³ y/npriv admin π not u too
β³ scuderiaferrari not even sorry i've been WAITING for this one!!!
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f1gossip A surprise twist in the Charles and Y/N drama? Following Sainz's back to back victory in Australia and then Silverstone, Y/N and Carlos shared what looks like a loving kiss. Eagle eyed fans then spotted Charles on camera arguing with a Ferrari employee in the garages following the Y/NCarlos moment. Finally, Carlos was spotted outside where he was soon joined by Y/N, the two leaving the circuit hand in hand. It is noted Charles' new beau was nowhere to be seen.
fan Y/NCARLOS'ERS WE SO WON!!!!
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fan she upgraded wowow
fan charles throwing a hissy fit was so funny i was cackling watching it
fan kika in the likes... what do you know queen?
β₯οΈ francisca.c.gomes
user not her being a homie hopper π€’
β³ carlossainz55 can't be a homie hopper if we're not homies :)
β³ fan CARLOS?????
β³ fan oh he ate them up
β³ fan carlos has not been fucking with ch*rles for a WHILE, even before all the drama
fan y/n's face... she looked so happy my heart is so full β€οΈ
fan queen y/n we trust your judgement
fan ik the entire grid is cheering rn
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y/nstagram carlando podium again!!! anything else interesting happen at Silverstone? :)
fan the carlando bears π her boyfriend(?) and bestie π
β³ landonorris roomie*
β³ y/nstagram you love me shut up
fan she's so unbothered im giggling
francisca.c.gomes the last slide...
β³ y/nstagram don't worry baby, he was just dropping me off for our date x
β³ carlossainz55 all i am to you is a glorified taxi driver
landonorris couldn't even post a photo of me for my podium... see how it is
β³ y/nstagram don't want your ugly mug messing up my feed
β³ y/nstagram also grey bin needs to go out on tuesday
β³ landonorris you're on bin duty this week?
β³ y/nstagram actually i'm gonna be on a boat in spain soooo
β³ landonorris i hope y'all break up
β³ fan LANDO ?
β³ y/nstagram he's joking dw he did the whole "big brother" speech with carlos, was kinda funny knowing carlos would flatten him in 2 seconds flat
β³ landonorris oh now i really hope y'all break up
fan y/n please we know you have bf carlos pics... i only ask for one thing
β³ y/nstagram i'll post some soon x
β³ fan the most unserious soft/hard launch
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y/nstagram my boyfriends so hot, do you guys mind if i chew on him a lil?
carlossainz55 please don't chew me???
β³ y/nstagram it's internet sla- never mind, ok mr sainz
fan her captions are always so real i love her
fan unhinged y/n is back, we missed you best friend
β₯οΈ y/nstagram
scuderiaferrari HARD LAUNCH HARD LAUNCH HARD LAUNCH LETS GO Y/NCARLOS'ERS!!!!
β³ y/nstagram i love u admin β€οΈ
β³ scuderiaferrari our ferrari girl, forever β€οΈ
landonorris i hate this
β³ fan your ex and your roomie π
β³ landonorris you get it π
β³ carlossainz55 stop calling me your ex π
β³ landonorris you dare deny the love we shared?
francisca.c.gomes never mind him, can i chew on you a lil?
β³ kellypiquet ^
β³ lilymhe ^
β³ lilyzneimer ^
β³ flavy.barla ^
β³ carmenmmundt ^
β³ y/nstagram everyone grab a limb x
β³ carlossainz55 please don't chew my girlfriend
fan thank you for the pic y/n! sorry for interrupting your holiday π₯Ί
β³ y/nstagram don't be silly!! it was lovely to meet you <333 dont forget to send me the link to the dress!!
β³ fan on it!!
β³ fan omg how was it meeting them?
β³ fan they're honestly so sweet, they were just holding hands and walking around and carlos was yapping away and the way y/n was looking at him π₯Ί they're endgame fr
β³ fan could actually cry??
β³ fan also when they were on the beach, carlos twirled her around and they started dancing to the music playing from a nearby bar... it was actually like a movie scene ππ
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carlossainz55 dicen que ver una estrella fugaz da buena suerte, y tenΓan razΓ³n, mi estrellita β€οΈ
(they say seeing a shooting star is good luck, and they were right, my little star)
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francisca.c.gomes that first picture... i love my girlfriend
β³ carlossainz55 can't even have peace on my own hard launch
β³ francisca.c.gomes you snatched y/n from her girlfriends, you will never know peace.
fan he bagged a baddie wowow
fan the caption??? oh hes in LOVE
β₯οΈ carlossainz55
y/nstagram π₯Ί carlos..i'm so grateful to have you in my life β€οΈ
β³ carlossainz55 i am the one who's grateful β€οΈ
scuderiaferrari heyyy y/n *with rizz*
β³ carlossainz55 even my own teams admin wow...
β³ scuderiaferrari not my fault your girlfriends hot
user homie hopper
β³ carlossainz55 eat glass :)
β³ y/nstagram CARLOS
β³ scuderiaferrari we love that you're happy but please carlos this is still your official account
lilymhe y/n i could treat you so much better
β³ carlossainz55 back off i've waited years for this
β³ y/nstagram YEARS???
β³ carlossainz55... ππ»ββοΈππ»ββοΈππ»ββοΈ
β³ y/nstagram you're literally sat right next to me ...
β³ y/nstagram he just got up and ran away...
β³ fan this is so fucking funny sddjsdhdk
β³ landonorris danielricciardo what was that about him being a smooth operator?
β³ danielricciardo hes also fucking dumb
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a/n: hope everyone enjoys! i am working hard on part 2 of girlfriend of the enemy so we can have some happy charles <3 also 2-3 posts in one week who AM I? (i'm gonna be busy w work so i'm trying to give u guys some food in case i have to disappear)
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enhypen where they love to kiss you βΛβΉα‘£π©
fluff fluff fluff !! small amount of smut , soft , idol au : clingy bfies
rq for any idols / groups π
a/n am I tired. yes.
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heeseung | ν¬μΉ
knuckles , cheek , OBVIOUSLY UR LIPS
okay letβs set this straight heeseung gets what he wants and heβs good at it as well. so if you are giving him silent treatment heβll give you puppy dog eyes for a kiss or not heβll probably tickle you to the point you stop. i think if you guys are on a date and youβre across from each other heβll grab your hand, caress it and play with any jewellery and then kiss your knuckles. UGH i love this man heβll probably stand behind you and hug you then kiss you on the cheek in public and heβs not shy for pda either.
βplease baby can i have a kiss :(β he pouted in front of you literally kneeling on the ground facing you which youβre currently laying on the couch on the side facing him. βnoβ then rolling to the other side. wondering why this happened? well he ate the last packet of chips when he knew you were on your period. βIβm sorryyyyeeeeyyy that I ate your chips.. Iβll buy you more! if u give me a kissβ he stated still in his position poking different spots on your back to face him and it took a bit of nagging and promises but in the end you rolled back over and gave him the SLOPPIEST kiss on the cheek ever. he literally was jaw dropped why not the lips?? what did he do this time?2! βyou missed the spot where you were supposed to kissβ he frowned at you while you were holding in a laugh before kissing his lips and smiling at him. at this point he would of called it, itβs time heβs on the stairs of heaven, he can see the pearly gates. but itβs okay heβs happy he got the kiss and is running out of the house to get your chips.
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jay | μ μ΄
forehead, lips, shoulder
jay is a gentleman and is always asking if itβs okay to kiss you LIKE OMG he takes your head in both hands and smooches your lips like thereβs no tomorrow. i think heβll be more respectful towards you and if u donβt feel like having a smooch heβll just hug you instead. he loves loves LOVES kissing the top of your shoulder and your forehead itβs just easier for him to access sometimes. while youβre asleep and he gets home from practice heβll basically flop on top of you and kiss everywhere he can be able to make.
the sound of someone opening the door could be heard and then two little bangs of supposedly shoes. little footsteps down the hallway and lights turning off that were previously on for the figure whoβs currently walking through the hallway. and that figure was jay.. a sleepy man who just wants to snuggle with HIS girl. he opens the bedroom door only to see you sound asleep with soft breaths escaping your mouth. he smiled softly and quickly gets ready for bed. that was until he flopped on top of you and littered little kisses everywhere. cracking an eye open you were given quite a sight on top of you but all you did was brush his hair out of his face and gave him a little kiss on the cheek before collapsing back to sleep. Jay chuckled at your actions before rolling next to you and hugging you until he fell into a deep sleep.
jake | μ¬μ¬μ€
lips and thigh wink wonk (AN INCH OF SMUT)
jake is the definition of a golden retriever boyfriend like you know how thereβs the golden retriever and black cat relationship, well thatβs you guys! he definitely uses his pout and sad eyes on you for a kiss that turns out into a makeout and into something else sometimes. being with this man means youβll probably end up doing it in some awkward space BUT THATS FOR ANOTHER TIME TO GET INTO!! anyways after a long tiring day jake would place his head on your lap and start kissing your thigh because OBVIOUSLY he couldnβt reach your face so he had to improvise. which obviously escalated and yuh
βbabbbbyyyyyyβjake yelled from the bed still snuggled in the sheets and comforter until he heard footspets which made him internally smirk at his plan. you stood at the doorway in your dance practice uniform and one shoe on. βwhat.β you said continuing to put your shoes on while mentally scoffing at jake because of his schedule. βcan i have a kiss please :(β he pretended to be sad while trying not to peak out a smile. you saw right through him and just tsked. you walked to the bed and grabbed his face and smacked your lips on his. he grabbed your hips and semi lifted you on top of him. he kept going with kisses before you pulled away and flicked his forehead. βim going to be late and you know how my manger is when im lateβ you looked down at him but he was pouting with lip tint stains on his lips. couldnβt help but chuckled and rubbed your fingers in his lips and kissed him once more. βbye babyβ you said before running out the door.
sunghoon | λ°μ±ν
lips and hand (a lil spicy NOT really u gotta squint)
heβs a mix of jay and jake. I feel like he would be the polite gentleman boyfriend but behind scenes heβs literally on top of you half the time. heβs the type just to flop around all day with you and kiss you. definitely the boyfriend to be the politest in public but cheeky behind doors. "please one more" like he'll be asking even after saying one more for the tenth time. i feel like being in the idol industry, it'll be hard for him and stressing him heaps but your kisses make him feel loved. i think on the first date (spoiler for next post) when he's either walking you home or dropping you via car he'll walk you to your door and kiss your hand. like every single finger and look at you lovingly like HAJBAHJDBBHJQS.
"please baby one moreeee..?" he whined from the couch where you last were. "hoon i have to get dinner sorted and after that i'll give you as many kisses as you want". getting ready to make dinner a certain figure with lip stain kiss marks on his face groans from the couch and gets up to get you. as soon as he sees you back to him and that was his time to shine. little pecks could felt on your neck and arms slowly making their way up your shirt rubbing your stomach. you could feel the smirk on your neck so to make him stop distracting you from cooking, you twirled around and gave him a MASSIVE smooch. now whos the one who's smirking.. defo not sunghoon now.
sunoo | μ μ°
cheeks and lips
guys before i even start this man is the most delicate man ever. so this means he'll be delicate with every kiss he gives you. its almost like an angel kissing you but wait he already is one so you're getting angel kisses. he loves to bite your cheeks sometimes but give them kisses. he's the type to squish your cheeks and kiss them heaps like he just loves how soft and squishable they are. but sometimes he just wants to lay on top of you (romantic not sexual) and keep his lips on yours like not even kissing he just wants them to be touching. but normally he'll just love to give you a little peck and then go to your cheeks and kiss them heaps.
"baby why do you have such kissable lips and cheeks?" sunoo questioned laying down on the couch while you sitting on his hips because he asked to help him fix his hair so you sat up from your position (laying on top of him). you were fixing bits of his hair while he was pulling at your cheeks and monologging on how they are so kissable and squishy. chuckling softly because you were already done ages ago with his hair but wanted to see how long it would take for him to realise. which eventually took four minutes and thirty seconds in total, a higher record than last time. hovering over his face with hands right next to his head and leaning done touching his nose with yours. "why do you have such pretty lips to kiss?" you stated while he was instantly fan girling over you. giving him a sweet little kiss before laying back down on his chest, he was happy and will be for the rest of the day.
jungwon | μ μ
lips and ear
strawberry with chocolate? jk! kisses! no but jungwon would be so sweet but rough with his kisses just like his english. I bet if your hair was tuck back he would kiss your ears i dunno I just feel like he would be the type to kiss your ear or chomp on your cheeks. but with your lips he loves teasing you at the same time. itβs practically a morning routine, mid day routine and night routine just to tease you or try getting a reaction out of you. definitely wants strawberry and chocolate flavour lip balm on your lips so he can basically eat your lips. sometimes itβs hard for him to kiss you because of being an idol but makes most of his free times with you and your lips.
βmmm baby you taste like strawberry and chocolateβ jungwon muttered above you devouring your lips. itβs been a solid ten minutes of jungwon kissing your lips ever since you both got home. it felt ticklish but warm whenever he kissed you and would leave you in a blushing mess. he smiled while looking down at you seeing your red face with the little light adorning your skin and lips. licking his lips which became a habit from jake and coming back down to give you a smooch. βiβ one kiss. βloveβ second kiss. βyouβ third kiss. βsoβ fourth kiss. βsoβ fifth kiss. βmuchβ sixth kiss. before looking back down at you waiting for a response. βi love you too wonnieβ.
ni-ki | λν€
lips, fingers and hair
ni-ki being the most cheeky meaning he has a girlfriend who is the cheeky one out of her group. basically you both match energy but behind doors you both are the chilliest and calm people. from making food together to movies to laying on top of each other kissing ROMANTICALLY while itβs WHOLESOME. anyways ni-ki would fiddle with your hands while you lay on him or beside him and bring them up to his mouth and kiss them. sometimes if heβs acting like a little shit heβll lick them to annoy you. but most times heβs kissing them. he LOVES the height difference so he can kiss the top of your head out of nowhere or kiss your hair. but his most favourite spot is your lips heβll just love to kiss you and stay there for a long time.
βriki stop licking or sucking on my fingers youβre not a childβ not moving your gaze from the screen while he lays behind you with one of your hands. he frowns at your comment before snuggling in behind you still got your hand and watching the movie. now and then heβll kiss either your hair, neck or you guessed it fingers. he knew the movie was about to end but he started to tickle you to the point you flipped over and tickled him back. you guys didnβt even notice that the movie ended and it popped up with the recommendation trailers running. all that could be heard was laughs and stops. βokay okay you wonβ you said sighing and panting from the tickles while he smirks βwhat did i win?β he says looking at you before you smirked. βmeβ.
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the mclaren boy mystery | part two
l. norris / o. piastri
summary: in which your boyfriend is a formula one driver for team mclaren and when you finally decide it's time to start hinting to the world, the internet is confused on exactly which driver is your boyfriend.
pairing: social media au || lando norris / oscar piastri x reader
fc: jazmyn makenna
a/n: sorry this took a little longer than i expected! it was so fun to make though. i didn't want to say who she's actually with because i feel like it's fun for the readers to have to figure that out too! so please share any guesses you have lol i'm interested to see what people think the outcome will be. hope you enjoy and thank you sm for reading<3
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yourusername happy birthday to my favorite brother, i love you and am so grateful to know i have someone in my life who looks after me like you do<3 here's my fav pics of us of course they're all racing related lol, our first love
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yourbrother "my favorite brother"... As far as I know I am your only brother π
β€· yourusername π₯±π₯±π₯±π₯± technicalities
yourbrother Thank you least favorite sister, miss those days. Have to get back out on the karting track, been too long since I've beaten you
β€· yourusername been too long since you've been beaten, you mean?
β€· yourbrother Yeah, yeah we'll let the track times speak for themselves
β€· user1 ok but we have to admit the brother sister banter is kind of adorable
β€· user2 no bc she seems so sweet π
user3 nah because what is max verstappen doing in this girls likes now????
β€· user4 and the plot thickens π―
user5 she saw everyone calling her a fake f1 fan and said take a look at this
user6 yn hater club how you guys feeling right about now
β€· user7 π€‘π€‘π€‘π€‘
user8 honestly kind of hope she's dating one of them
β€· user9 yall switch up so fast please ππ
user10 seriously..... you HAD to only post f1 related photos lmfao so totally pandering to the landoscar fans
user11 f1 school of wags next graduate
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landonorris DOUBLE PODIUM!!!!!!!! couldn't have asked for a better race, congrats @/oscarpiastri and a huge thanks as always to @/mclaren π§‘
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user1 I SAY THATS MY BABY AND IM SO PROUD π
user2 mclaren double podium... oh i used to pray for times like these
user3 oscar piastri you are insane omfg
user4 MY POOKIES LOOK AT THEM !!!!!!!!! π«
user5 save me landoscar SAVE ME
yourusername jumping up and down screaming and crying losing my mind
β€· landonorris you should probably get that checked out....
β€· user6 THATS IT, ITS YN AND LANDO IM CALLING IT
β€· user7 nah nah nah this is so giving gf of the bestie banter
β€· user8 agreed hopping on the oscaryn train πͺπ»
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yourusername qatar gp smiles <3 practice timeeee
πΈ @/kellypiquet
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kellypiquet so beautiful
β€· yourusername all you
landonorris eye spy a mclaren car down there?
β€· yourusername ? i just see a tractor
β€· landonorris not funny. π
β€· yourusername i certainly laughed
β€· oscarpiastri same actually
β€· user1 i dont know how much longer i can take this
β€· user2 GUYSSSS i am telling you its so oscaryn
β€· user3 WHAT literally look at the Proof its so landoyn π₯±
β€· user4 i am giggling we're literally in a shipwar
user5 she's so pretty i'm sorry guys i love her π΅βπ«
β€· user6 well yes!
user7 patiently waiting for one of the mcl boys to main feed post her then we know for sure βΌοΈ
β€· user8 at this rate it still won't clear anything up
lilymhe miss u beautiful
β€· yourusername omg i miss u more ms lily
β€· user9 she has The wag stamp of approval WE MOVE!
user10 theres four e's at the end of 'time'....... landos number is 4 i've got it guys ππ
β€· user11 seek medical attention STAT
β€· user12 bro thinks this is a taylor swift album release
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yourusername oscar piastri sprint race winner AND mclaren double podium, better start calling me the good luck charm
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user1 nah bc you're onto something.....
user2 she can't be serious π
β€· user3 well no shit it's just an instagram caption
user4 i cannot be the only one who finds the caption extremely weird
β€· user5 nah i'm with you i've never liked her π
β€· user6 its just so odd like forcing yourself into the mclaren narrative completely taking away from the boys achievements writing it off as your own doing...
β€· user7 omfg yall are so dramatic just say you're jealous they're not dating you lmfao
β€· user8 no fr because it is not that serious it's clearly a joke like she loves them cmon now
mclaren BRB getting your paddock passes for the duration of the season
β€· yourusername i'm giggling, i love you guys π
β€· user9 see mclaren is fine with it so yall should be too
β€· user10 now i'm going to need all the haters to sit DOWN and shut the fuck UP
oscarpiastri wait can you send me that picture
β€· yourusername i literally did already but okay
β€· oscarpiastri ok could do with less attitude
β€· yourusername you have not seen real attitude piastri
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β€· user11 i think this just converted me to team oscar
β€· user12 nah this is literally landoyn confirmation
landonorris π
β€· user13 i am picking up what he's putting down
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the thorn in your side.
synop: nobleman!gojo being annoying asf, but heβs also kinda cute?
tags: fem!reader, royal au, gojo is a nobleman, reader is crown princess, reader is a lil mean to him but itβs really just playful banter, slight suggestiveness..? and by slight i mean very slight. not historically accurate (donβt jump me)
note: dk where this came from. prob all of the historical manhwas thats been on my fyp but wtv. uhh this is lowk fun tho, might make more of this if i have motivation!
βprincess! i got a favor to ask.β
βohhhh, princess!β
βhey, princess?β
your eye twitches in irritation. how many questions can one nobleman have in one day? youβve answered each one with the dignity and grace expected of a future queen, but thereβs only so much of that dignity and grace one can have.
you look up from your book, bright cerulean eyes staring down at you. βyes, lord gojo?β
his grin widens, and you have to resist the urge to slap it smooth off of his face. βdo you know where i can find those little cookies? yβknow, the ones you had at the banquet last week?β
... seriously?! heβs asking you about macaroons?!
βi believe youβre consulting the wrong person about that. perhaps you should ask the head chef.β your voice is strained, as if answering satoruβs questions for the umpteenth time today is making you physically ill.
satoru sighs and leans back in his chair, one long leg crossed over the other. βyeaaah, but i wanna ask you. since youβre the princess nβ all. unless...β
he tips his chair closer to yours, and his warm breath ghosts across the conch of your ear. tingles dance down your spine and heat creeps up the back of your neck. does he have regard for personal space?
βperhaps our kingdomβs queen-to-be is too dumb to know where macaroons come from?β
you should just ignore him. satoruβs entire purpose, it seems, is to just get on your nerves and force you to lose your well-maintained composure. you know this. and yet...
βi am not dumb, satoru. it is you whoβs the idiot, considering you cannot seem to use basic logic to realize their origin,β you snap, words coming out in a hot, angry rush.
you are sick of him testing your patience, sick of his silly little grin and glossy pink lips, and stupid, ugly eyes that always seem to have a twinkle of mischief in them. how dare he speak to you that way? heβs only a nobleman, and you could easily strip him of that title.
a soft chuckle from satoru interrupts your mental tirade. what is he laughing for? is he laughing at you?
βwhatβs so funny.β you fold your arms over your chest, your brows knitted together.
βoh, nothing. itβs just...β he laughs again. itβs a soft, light sound, quite unlike the usual hearty and loud giggles and barely stifled snickers. yuck. βthis is the first time youβve used my first name, princess.β
ah.
did you really?
your mind replays what you said, and, unsurprisingly, heβs right. you called him satoru, not lord gojo.
the heat now burns your cheeks, and you look away, focusing your gaze on the nearly infinite rows of books in the library. βa mistake. even i make them, but do not think that will be happening again, lord gojo.β
satoru simply hums, drumming thick fingers against the table. βah, but my name sounds so nice coming from your lips. are you sure it wonβt happen again? perhaps in a different, more intimate context?β
how hard would you have to throw a book to get him to finally shut up?
you all but shove yourself out of your seat, tucking your bookmark in between the pages. you smooth out your gown and get rid of invisible specks of dust. βthat... will not be happening either. good day, lord gojo. i hope i will you in the future.β
without waiting for what would definitely be some cheeky response, you spin on your heel and exit the library, rushing down the castleβs halls.
why does satoru gojo have to be so infuriating?!
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shift shenanigans - social media au (pt. 2)
note: yes thereβs the main work chat w carmy, the secret coworker chat w/o carmy, and the secret secret bestie chat w syd, marcus, and yourself. it would be canon.
warnings: crude humor, slightly offensive jokes
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chefboyardee: life lately
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syd_adamu: that pho was life changing
β³ chefboyardee: i think it was the best iβve ever had
marcus.brooks11: feet off the table @syd_adamu
β³ chefboyardee: leave my girl alone
β³ richietheking: I knew you guys were lez
β³ syd_adamu: we arenβt and you canβt say that
β³ chefboyardee: oh.. we arenβt? βΉοΈπ
β³ syd_adamu: π
carmyberzatto: π²π₯
THE GOLDEN TRIO
[ 7:45 AM ]
y/n: did you see
did you see
did
you
see
ogmgokggkowkfofsk
syd: pardon??
what did richie do oh my god
did he post another picture of him with the gun from that one day
fuckkkk carmys gonna be so mad
marcus: nope i wish
y/n: he commented on my post ππππ
syd: who
marcus: think about it
who else would cause this reaction
y/n: carmy!!!!!!!
i woke up to him commenting π²π₯ ππππ
syd: woah and the heart eyes?
y/n: no thatβs my addition
syd: the bar is in hell
HES YOUR BOSS
y/n: AND I WANT HIS BABIES??
marcus: yβall so hype to be pregnant THEN BOOOMMM βΌοΈ THE BABYβS UGLY AND BALD WITH ECZEMA π©π€¨
syd: LMFAOOOOO WHOS YALL THO????
y/n: bye im done
im leaving for work.
donβt talk to me ever again
done.
marcus: bye π
why do you leave so early fool
syd: so she can be teachers pet
marcus: smh always there before everyone
y/n: not true.
syd: i thought you werenβt talking to us
y/n: π
marcus: want me to bring yβall an iced latte again
y/n: β¦. π
WORK
[ 8:15 AM ]
y/n: AYOOOO
great job cleaning up after work yesterday ππ
richie: Is this a joke?
y/n: why would i joke about such a thing
carmy: Y/n what are you doing
y/n: u said to tell everyone their housekeeping is shitty
carmy: No I said I was going to tell them that, and you said no Iβll do it
This is not what I meant
y/n: well you yell too much
marcus: ouch
thatβs my station π
carmy: Well clean it better
y/n: im using reverse psychology and positive reinforcement
carmy: Not what that means
y/n: well notice how no oneβs mad at me
im making alliances day by day
richie: Youβve worked here for two years and we are already friends
y/n: so youβre saying you arenβt my ally
richie: No
We are definitley in an alliance
y/n: love u richie
richie: Donβt go that far
chefboyardeeβs instagram stories
WE HAVE THE BEEF π₯©
[ 3:25 PM ]
y/n:
he so fine im bouta cermmmmm
syd: β¦..
marcus: :O
y/n: why are you acting shocked
like i havenβt said this daily
tina: Woah girl who?
y/n: HUH
richie: Iβm not in the picture I donβt get it
syd: letβs just keep working before carmy notices
tina: I donβt care Iβm on smoke break. Who are you talking about girl? Spill the tea..
marcus: she was talking about me you guys
y/n: the guy in the back
oh i mean yeah marcus
tina: The meat delivery guy? He has a wife..
y/n: we are having an affair
marcus: no itβs about me
richie: I didnβt know Marcus and Y/n were a thing..
tina: Something ainβt right. No way they are.
marcus: we arenβt itβs just our sense of humor
y/n: i was just being funny!
tina: What did Jeff just yell inside?
syd: came out of the office and said βjust cuz weβre slow doesnβt mean you can play on your phonesβ ππ―
tina: Whatever. No chance Y/n meant Marcus. You got the hots for Jeffrey?
y/n: what no
tina: Well I wouldnβt blame you. Heβs cute
y/n: OMG RIGHTTTTTTT
its the tattoos isnβt it
richie: You have to be fucking joking
tina: I was playing..
y/n: im confused
syd: that was cruel
marcus: who cares itβs not a big deal
y/n: so you donβt think heβs cute tina?? βΉοΈβΉοΈ
tina: No he is cuteβ¦ for you π
y/n: this is humiliating
richie: Iβll tell him
y/n: NO
stop
sSTOP THATS NOT FUNNY
richie im not joking iβll put a bomb in your floorboards
richie: Iβm just fucking with you kid
tina: This isnβt over.
THE GOLDEN TRIO:
[ 3:40 PM ]
syd: y/nβ¦.
marcus: you look like a ghost y/n
y/n: i cannot believe i sent that to the wrong gc
iβm done im so done
marcus: stop looking so sad itβs making me feel bad
syd: itβs okay! just be thankful it wasnβt to the work groupchat with him in it..
marcus: true it could be worse
y/n: i guess so
thank you for trying to cover for me marcus
marcus: anytime you know i got you
syd: letβs get back to work before we start looking obvious
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Would you ever consider including nurse ann in more of your art/ stories? She's one of my favorite characters and I think your design for her is amazing lmao- I'd also sort of like to know what her relationship with the others would be like
yes. actually. i would love to . ok i have some vague ideas for how shed fit into the lore so thatll be under the cut !! i also start rambling about lulus lore too cuz i decided theyre friends.
ok so, again, my au is based around slenders forest being like... some sort of magnet for the paranormal. slenderman wants to keep all of these cryptids within the forest.
since its in a fictionalized forest in tuscaloosa, where marble hornets was filmed, i decided to move the abanonded hospital they visited up north of the tuscaloosa lake. she roams there.
SOOOOO nurse ann is just... a demon. slenders forest is sort of like limbo for a lot of the cryptids and kinda puts them in like.. a long daze and loops unless they're consistently leaving or being grounded by humans.
i dont EXACTLY know why/how she's in that specfic hospital, especially since i dont believe she has an official origin? maybe when the hospital shut down, she was let go and wasn't transferred to work in a new hospital, so she lost her shit and preformed some crazy rituals that ended up making her an undead nurse ? now she's forever roaming the hospital. or maybe she was killing patients when she was a human and kept doing weird demon shit with their bodies and the operator/zalgo fed off of her bad vibes. LOL IDK.
now about lulu cuz i drew her too.
i used to be sooo fond of lulu. and i originally said she was just going to be another ghost roaming the forest pointlessly, mourning everything and being incapable of interacting with humans, BUUUUUT. she is 24 and NOT A GHOST?!?!??!?! IDK WHY ALL THIS TIME I THOUGHT SHE WAS JUST A GHOST WHO AGES CUZ YK HOW CHIBIWORKS STUFF WAS BACK THEN LOL... i def am tired of little kids being tortured and all these children ghosts tho so im kinda glad to have smth new to write. anyway. so im thinking lulus just another little demon thing... i'm thinking her story goes.
she was in strict private schools all of k-12, and went to uni on her own in tuscaloosa. she wanted to branch out, have a little rebelious phase, make friends, etc. tried to join a co-ed frat. she experienced an absolutely horrific hazing when she was like 19, the frat fully believed they killed her by accident and in their panic, tried to bury her in slenders forest, and some demonic entity in the forest infected her before she was buried fully. she ends up climbing out of her shallow grave, never having died. perhaps the operator did it, perhaps zalgo like in her og lore ? PERHAPS ANN CUZ SHES A DEMON HERSELF?
anywaaayyyyy :3 l think theyd be cute friends. they just look really cute together and i could see good chemistry so i totally would love to expand on them and make them friends. maybe expand more on the type of species they are, what kind of powers they have(esp if i make ann the demon who infects lulu).
BUUUUT ALSO this made me realize i should totally look into adding zalgo to my lore. cuz it doesnt make sense for the operator to make anyone a demon, thats not really what he does.... and i dont want him to do that i just dont like the vibes. so mmm yes.
anyway in terms of relationships..
lulu and her are cool good besties beautiful they would take selfies and do tiktok dances together.
masky and hoody are incredibly indifferent to her, because they dont have to worry/visit her often. she stays in the hospital thats in the forest, and thats exactly where slenderman wants her, so theyre content. theyre kinda grateful she keeps lulu in the hospital too, cuz lulu actually freaks them out bc she'll be jumping at them and shit talking about their eyes.
tobys EXTREMELY scared of ghosts (bc of his hallucinations of his sisters ghost . . ). he eventually gets over it(kinda?) with sally, but he keeps accusing ann and lulu and the sort of being ghosts cuz they just.. kinda pop in and out. at least jack has to walk into the room to show up. so he doesnt like them
mmm jack wouldnt like her IF he knows that she kinda turned herself into a demon through like, a ritual or smth. he'd be beyond pissed to know someone CHOSE to be what he is. if he doesnt know, he doesnt care for her. he kinda jokes about 'well why dont YOU be their medic' and shes like 'dont fuckin wanna be'.
jane and liu and kate prob dont know her... kate might but wouldnt care.
jeff would prob think shes hot or some bullshit and nina would be beyond pissed. at first ninas like AHHH SHES SO COOL cuz shes a fangirl at heart, but the second she hears a single 'goddamn' from jeff shes livid.
ben prob wouldnt care much for her... hes so uninterested in demons idk why i just feel like he doesnt care.
clockwork would LOVE HER. she'd think she's so fucking cool. she'd try talking to her all the time but ann prob wouldnt be interested in clocky at all...
ofc the proxies purposefully come into contact with the paranormal the most because thats their job, so i wrote the most for them, but that doesn't mean theyre the closest or anything.
ok thank u anon you did smth to my brain that benefitted my mental health cuz i love writing this shit for the creeps thank u sm .
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ur social media auβs are sO GOOD iβm so investedπ can you do a social media au with luke castellan x daughter of hades where sheβs super into poetry (like edgar allen poe, etc)
"take me to the lakes where all the poets went to die"
luke castellan x daughterofhades!poet!reader
smau - luke is y/n's muse
π§ - the lakes by taylor swift
a/n: omg tysm and thank you so much for requesting! i added a little gracie abrams (in this au the reader's poetry is gracie's lyrics) because her writing is super poetic but i still kept the poe! i hope you like this!
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Gojo punishing his puppies!
satoru gojo, you, and his bff π©·
nsfw minors dni.
au! where everyone is happy no one dies and theyre happy forever
satoru will always be here for his cute bunny!! even if his cute bunny decides to not be so innocent and turn out a cock hungry whore for his bsf, but thats okay! he can always punish you both. β‘
pairings: best friend! gojo x bimbo! reader , geto x bimbo! reader , geto x gojo
characters are probably ooc for the sake of the fic!! sorry..but hot men!!
Warnings: 18+ ,use of pet names, porn with the tiniest of plot, manhandling, degradation, threesome, oral (fem receiving), p/v sex, anal (masc recieving) pussy slapping, spitting, choking, slightest praise if you squint, virginity loss, hickeys, missionary, backshots. bimbo reader, lmk if i missed anything.
NOT PROOF READ SORRY!!π
You knocked loudly on Gojoβs apartment door. You tried to clean up your runny nose, you did, and you also tried to stop your eyes from tearing up, but you couldnβt, not after you woke up extra early to get all cute for your boyfriend ex. you were supposed to go to a cute date just you and him, but instead you stood there like an idiot as you watched your own boyfriend make out with a girl outside the cafe you were supposed to meet him at.
you decided to show up early to surprise him. Instead he ended up surprising you. You didnβt bother confronting him. instead, you blocked him on everything. you didnβt know what to do, so you called your best friend.
βtoru?β your voice clearly trembling from your crying.
βYou okay, y/n? What happened, you sound shaken up-β
βToru! are you home? need you really bad right now..please.β you didnβt know why you were calling him, it isnβt that serious.
βYeah. βm home. friendβs over though, you sure you still wβna come?β he said, sounding unbothered. it was probably something about your boyfriend
βmhm. be there in 5.β you hung up. you wondered, was his friend cute?
here you were, infront of gojoβs door.
βHey pretty, come in.β he hugged you slightly before you walked in
you bent over to kick your shoes off at the entrance. you only came to cuddle and let him comfort you like no other.
β mβ so sorry im coming out of nowhere.β you smiled as you looked up at gojo through your lashes.
he was always taller than you maybe by a couple feet. you always admired his beauty, how his hair was so soft and perfectly layered. his blue eyes, the way he looked at you, a way he never looked at anyone else. his pale skin, and his pink perfect li- what am i thinking. you stopped before you got too carried away.
βdont worry sweetheart, its nothing. come, let me introduce you to suguru.β he took your wrist gently and pull you into the living room.
suguru? you thought. a part of you wished he looked as good as gojo.
βSuguru, this is y/n. Y/n this is Geto. I think its funny how both of my best friends have never met eachother.β he let out a slight laugh. so cute you thought.
βhi geto kun.β you gave him a bright smile. slightly crossing one arm to your other to press your boobs together βits nice to meet you!!β you giggled. he was cute, just like gojo, maybe he could be your next boyfriend.
βno need to call me by my last name, feel free to call me suguru, its nice to meet you too.β
he smiled back at you. he didnβt say much but you didnβt mind. he had a soft voice, higher than gojo, but still a tiny bit deep. it made you feel fuzzy.
βgo βhead and sit with suguru, im getting you a jacket. you need to cover up.β he glanced down at your outfit.
you didnt think you were wearing anything bad. a white crop top, tied around your neck by strings, with a jean miniskirt, leg warmers and of course your white toes.
yes maybe you were showing your breasts to much.. and nipples, and stomach. and too much thighs and legs. but you thought it was fine, a part of you wanted to be seen like this.
βhi suguru kun!! watchu watching?β you skipped over to him, making your boobs jiggle on purpose. you caught him looking.
βi dunno, some action movie. you gonna come sit with me and watch the movie, pretty?β he said tilting his head slightly, smiling, while patting the empty space on his left.
you were surprised at his boldness, maybe it was because gojo wasnβt here you thought. you paid no mind and went along with it.
βmhm, dont mind if i do.β you sat next to him, your plush thighs touching him. he was about to place his hand on your thigh until..
βhey, y/n here. i got u some pants and a hoodie.β he was clearly ticked off, jealous maybe?
βI dont wanna!!β you whined, as you got up. feeling getoβs eyes on your butt.
βmm.. theyre to big anyway toru!! and its so hot.β you hugged him as a way to convince him into letting you keep what you had on.
βatleast put the hoodie on, bunny.β
βwhy should i, hm?β you gave him a sly smile.
βso you donβt seem like an attention seeking whore to my friend.β he flicked your forehead
βughh, fine.β you were definitely taking this off later.
gojo stared at you looking annoyed, βwerenβt you just crying?β
oh. right, you remembered the whole reason you even came here.
βoh yeah, i forgot. I cought shin kissing some other bitch in-front of the cafe he was supposed to be taking me to, its nothing though, you made me feel better.β you smiled at him before grabbing a beer from the fridge. you chugged it before adding on, βi blocked him on everything though.β
βI dont get why you didnβt do that from the start.β he said flicking your forehead. again.
βouch!!β you pouted
a few hours went by, you had gotten to know geto a little more, and you were pretty drunk, they both scolded you the whole time but you didnt care, you wanted to forget about your ex.
it was around 10pm when gojo decided to say..
βoh yeah, suguru is staying the night, so if you wanted to stay you might as well.β he placed his hand on your head before getting up from the floor where you were all sitting on from the previous board game.
β i was .. hiccup .. plan- planning on it anyway.β you glanced over at geto, who was clearly staring at you.
you smiled at him before crawling over to him.
βhey. youβre cute..β you tilted your head and smiled. just looking at him made you feel fuzzy..
βhey. youβre drunk. come on get off before satoru comes back.β
βrelaxxx~ hes gone! itβll.. hiccup β¦ take a while.β you scooted closer to him. lips ghosting over his
βdontcha wanna kiss me?β
βcant, even if i wanted too, pretty. your toruβs girl.β
you pouted at this. you didnβt like his rejection.
you quickly got up and rushed to find gojo, who was in his room getting blankets and pillows.
βtoruuu!!!β you barged in
βyes bunny? whats up.β
you went up to him and pushed him onto the bed, half lidded eyes tracing over his features. you cupped his cheek.
βdid you tell suguru weβre dating?β
βno, i didnβt, princess. why?β he raised a brow attempting to get you off, cleary failing.
βmm.. he wont let me kiss him. he said he cant.. because im βtoruβs girlβ, mm.β your finger tracing over his lips, legs closing in tightly at his waist.
he doesnβt look to happy, you thought.
βy/n, get off.β he said trying to push you off.
βwhy are you mad? you jealouss?β you were still on him, not going anywhere. you giggled at this.
βno, stop acting like a slut and just act normal for once.β his voice was stern. and harsh. he never talked to you like this, he was really mad.
you unconsciously started to tear up, maybe it was your drunk self, or your horny self, but you knew how to manipulate gojo into giving you what you want. what is it that i want?
βtoru, mβ sorryyy..i love you okay? only you..im sorry for this.β you braced yourself. god you hoped your drunk self wasnt going to ruin everything.
βfor wha-β gojo quickly being cut off.
there you were. cupping your best friends cheeks and making out with him, inviting your own tongue into his mouth. you grabbed his hand and placed it onto your waist. pushing him deeper into the mattress, gojo now laying down completely.
you pulled away to catch your breath.
βy/n. what the fuck are you doing?β he was confused but part of him liked this. he could never admit it right now though.
βsatoruβ¦ im tired of pretending i dont like you. i dont wanna ruin anything but, hiccup..i love you. more than best friends.β you kissed his cheek, the corners of his mouth, his forehead and neck.
βy/n, your just drunk talking, you dont mean it.β
βmβ not. i mean it.β
βyouβre a fucking whore.β was the last thing he said before yelling at geto.
βyo suguru, come here!β he manhandled you to a position where he was on top now.
βya called?β geto came in.
gojo leaned into your ear whispering, βsince you wanna be a slut, make a show for suguru, okay?β
βtoru, i want you. i need you please..hiccup.. pleaseee.β you had no idea what was making you say this but you guessed it was just the horniness making you talk.
βsuguru, your gonna fuck her, okay?β gojo glanced over at geto.
βwith pleasure.β geto took his shirt off in one go and untied the strings of his sweats.
βt-toru! waitβ¦β
βhm?β
βi want you..and sugu, to eat me out.β you covered your face with your arms.
βis that so, princess?β gojo grabbed the back of your knees and pressed them against your shoulders.
βhold on tight for me, βkay bunny?β he flashed you a smile. βsuguru, ya ready?β
βletβs see what our puppy tastes like gojo β‘β suguru said kneeling down next to gojo spreading kisses down your thighs and tummy, putting your panties to the side and bunching your skirt up to your stomach.
βh..hurry.. need it, now, pl-please!β you were getting impatient for their touch. you felt like you were about to explode.
almost immediately gojo lapped at your cunt on command rubbing his finger up and down your hole while occasionally sticking his tongue in while suguru sucked on your puffy clit.
βn-ngh! a..hah! sug..toru! more more more..!β you began to blabble already to fucked out from barely any action.
βtaste so fuckinβ good, bunny.β satoru said sticking his digit inside your weeping and needy hole. βlook how wet she is, suguru β‘β he said pulling out his finger pulling it up so geto could see.
βmm..sheβs so pretty, all wet glistening in her juices.β geto grabbed gojoβs wrist and pulled his middle finger up to his mouth, sucking off all your juices.
gojo blushed at this.
βtou..touch me, touch me mor- hah! ngh yes.yesyesyes!!β your head rolling back into the mattress, and you swore, there was stars on the ceiling.
gojo stuck in 3 digits inside your leaking pink hole. βgotta get you niceee and ready, love. donβt want me and sugu-chan hurting your poor cunt do we now?β
he giggled seeing your flushed and confused expression. gojo moved out of the way leaving geto to eat you like a starved man. βh-hah!! wha.. you? sugu?? cant..take..both cant..at once! nghh, suguru!β
βim sure you can, be a good girl and let us stretch you out, hm?β gojo grabbing geto, who wouldve probably never let go of your pretty cunt, by the hair to get him off and fully undressed.
βbut before that, im gonna get suguru to stretch you out okay?β he goes to your side caressing your cheek. βyouβd like that wouldnβt you? you just love sugu-chan so much you want him to stretch you out nice and good, hm?β
βt-toru!! cantβ¦ i..im a ..β you hesitated. fuck it. βvirgin! virgin, im a virgin toru toruβ¦ ngh!β you could barely talk with how getoβs fingers curved and scissored across your gummy walls.
he laughed. βpfftt, you act like a slut and youβve never even gotten any action, youβre such a whore.β gojo wrapped his hand around your neck choking you softly.
βSuguru, you okay with fucking a virgin dumb?β gojo flashed him his fangs as he smiled, softly slapping your cheek.
βiβd be more than happy.β he pushed your legs further onto your shoulders aligning himself at your entrance.
he spit on your cunt and gave it a slap, earning a muffled moan from you as gojo bullied his tongue into your mouth.
βbreathe, βkay? and relax, im βbout to go in.β he slapped the side of your thigh to make sure you heard him.
βmm-mhm!!β you mumbled, gojo finalizing the kiss by biting your bottom lip, kissing your forehead after. βget ready, baby. it wont hurt, if you just welcome him in β‘β
geto slowly pushed in your tight little hole.
βn-ngh! hah..big..big!!!β you looked down, realizing this was the first time you saw getoβs dick. it was thick, you would have to guess it was around 6 inches from what youve seen in those porn videos.
βsuguru, donβt go easy on her, dont hold back. its her punishment for being such a whore.β gojo said finding his way into the crook of your neck giving you hickeys.
βsorry, princess.. hold your breathe for a sec yea?β
you were confused at suguruβs request, but you complied too drunk to understand. and suddenly-
plap!!!
βF-FUUUCK!!. ngh..yaβ¦.hah.. ow, sugu.. too much.. too-t- big!!β you struggled against the two boyβs hold on you.
suguru began to slip in out of you, occasionally stopping to bottom out all his length inside your cunt.
βso! soo good. more!! faster sugu please!~β crossing your eyes, your whole body moving up and down from his thrusts.
βcan..feel you! in my tum..my!!..mmβ you were cock drunk.
βtoru..touch..touch me!!β you looked at him with heart filled eyes, you wanted him to touch you too.
βsuch a brat. at least say please, ya dog. so nasty and needy.β you slapped your cheek making you shamefully moan. βknew youβd like that, fuckinβ whore.β he slapped your pussy occasionally rubbing your clit.
βyes!! yes so good! toru, sugu! im..im..close closecloseclose..!!β you lolled your tongue out, eyes teary, pools of drool coming down your tongue.
βya on..ngh..the pill, doll?β suguru said while getting sloppier with his thrusts.
βyeah, she is.β gojo speaking for you, being too fucked out to respond.
βcan i c-come..inside, satoru?β geto said glancing over at gojo, him taking notice of getoβs sweaty trembling body knowing he was about to burst.
βgo for it, didnβt know ya was a fuckinβ dirty slut just like y/n.β gojo walked over behind geto, biting on his ear lobe lovingly. teasingly.
βfu..fuckkβ¦.cant!! cant hold..β geto gave his last thrusts, shooting warm ropes in your cunt.
βhhaa!! so warmm.. ngh..!! good..β
βcreaminβ all over suguruβs cock huh, princess? just like the fucking slut you are.β
gojo pushed geto down, making him shift his weight on your tiny body, bending him over making sure geto was still inside you.
βsat-toru? what the fuck.. hey..he-ngh!~ fuck..β geto protested, but getting interrupted by gojo spitting down his ass, wetting his hole.
βpunishment for being cock-whores, sugu-chan and y/n β‘β. gojo sticked two fingers inside getoβs warm unopened hole.
βsuguβ¦again..please! so ..horny.β you said cupping his cheeks, lips meeting. eventually sloppily making out as geto started to begin his slow thrust.
you felt his dick twitch as he moaned in your mouth possibly from gojoβs fingers.
βsatoβ¦ruu! slow down, cant..focus!! ngh.β geto too overstimulated to concentrate on your pleasure.
βlemme take over then, βkay?β he kissed geto down his spine, slowly pushing in the pink tip of his cock inside geto.
βf-fuck!! i..nghhh!!β geto trembled eyes never leaving yours. never breaking eye contact.
gojo wasnt even all the way in when he started to forcefully thrust into getoβs poor hole, making geto move harsher inside you.
βfuckk, so tight yeah baby?β gojo grabbed getoβs hips getting better grip as he slammed into him, projecting his strength to geto, thrusting into your poor overstimulated hole.
βslow..slow down!! suguuβ¦cant take!! it..β you felt like you were going to break having twice the weight on your legs now. barely remembering how to breathe and talk.
βtoru!! so ..good~ ahh.. wait!! slow..down!! y/n cant take it..β geto trying to get up forgetting he was leaning half his weight onto you, but immediately being shoved back down by gojo.
βmmm!! m sorry prin-cess!β he shoved his face into your neck moaning into it. you felt his drool slip down.
β..goβood!! goodβ¦.mytummy! cant..its comβ¦ing!!β
βhahβ¦look! the bitch canβt even fuckinβ talk no more, sheβs so fucked out.β gojo laughed at you.
βtoru, just..go sl-ah!!-lower, pl..please!!β geto cried out, as his body was holding on tightly to you.
βouch..sugu!! too tight!!β you took notice on his grip on you, thinking he was about to break your bones.
you all were clearly about to explode, on the edge of cumming. you couldnβt take anymore.
βcome on suguru! just cus im fucking you dont mean you can forget all about our girl.β he gave a harsh slap to getoβs ass making him remember to keep thrusting hard into your poor cunt.
βnyaa!! cumminβ¦d-daddy, toru!!!β how cute. gojo thought hearing you say that, already trained to say his name while cumming despite him not even laying a finger on you.
βme ..too. βm cumming satoru!β geto put his hands on both sides of you getting up slightly to give you room.
βfuckkβ¦on the count of three yea? ya slutβs gonna come for me, βkay?β gojo fastening his thrusts, also making geto unconsciously move his hips into your pussy.
βoneβ¦β
βtwoβ¦β
βnghhh!!! toru, suguru!!!β you squirted all over getoβs dick and stomach.
βfu..ck. toruuu..y/n.β geto moaned softly as his body slowly gave up, shooting his last load into your cunt.
βattaβ girlll, squirt faβ sugu-chan.. so proud of you suguru.β he planted kissed down getoβs spine and back, also cumming in getoβs little abused hole.
gojo pulled out, geto slowly following behind.
you curled into a ball, trying to regain your regular breathing rhythm, about to pass out.
βweβre not done yet, puppies. β‘β gojo said as he wiped the sweat off his forehead, white hair sticking to his forehead.
βweβre going all night.β he smirked.
i hope u guys liked it!! lmk if u want pt. 2 :33 this was my first time hehe im sorry if its badπ₯²
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Hey! Your social media fics are so freaking cute, I love them so much π₯Ή If you do take requests, could you please do one which is Charles x singer!reader (who's pretty famous, on like a Taylor Swift or Selena Gomez level) announcing their relationship or just like a random vacation post? Thank you so much, I hope I didn't make the request too long <33
relationship release πΏ
pairing: charles leclerc/fem!singer!reader
type: instagram imagine/social media au
notes: tysm for requesting this, anon π€ my first time doing a request so i hope you like it! used hailee steinfeld for the faceclaim :') not revised so please expect errors hehe lmk what u think!
about: you and charles go public just in time for your album release!
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yourusername A photo dump to commemorate the busiest months of my life π· from recording my new album (which I am very excited for you guys to hear), taking time for myself, to rehearsing for my world tour. Grateful to be doing what I am passionate about every single day of my life β€οΈ
zendaya You look amazing, can't wait for the album, love! ππ
y/nqueen MAM DID U JUST SOFT LAUNCH A MAN
filmsy/n ik what the fuck she did not just casually drop a soft launch in the middle of the noise of her new album π
popgirlsz Am I seeing this right or is the queen of pop in a relationship....
selenagomez Excited for the tour β€οΈ Will be in front row for sureeee
singzqueen THIS IS NOT A DRILL SHE HAS A BOYFRIEND OH MY GODDDD
f1fan Oh my god Charles liked? Maybe hes the guy π«£
popthusiast u reaching too much lmaooo maybe hes just a fan
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yourusername My new album Red Letters comes out in 3 days. β€οΈ It has been an incredible journey working on this masterpiece and I cannot wait for you guys to enter the pages of the stories I want to share. Red Letters is all about being wrapped in a heart-shaped dynamic, letting an amalgamation of sensations embrace us as we finally let love in.
As for me, well, loving him has always been red.
florencepugh Loving everything already and it's not even out yet! Such amazing work you've done β£οΈ
taylorswift My girl β€οΈ
popgirly/n girlie telling us her new album is about love after soft launching a week ago oh i cant breathe
lanadelslays She knows how to keep us on the hook π
yn4ever "Loving him has always been red" QUEEN WHAT DOES THIS MEAN
popfan21 guy lucky as hell imagine being talked about like that... by y/n... living his best life fr
ynlover THE PICTURE IS SO CUTE TOO THATS PROBABLY THEM
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charles_leclerc Immensely excited about the Red Letters release: not only because of the new, amazing music Y/N will be sharing to the world but because today is the day I get to show everyone the love of my life. Every day it feels like I'm in a fever dream because I'm with someone so talented, charming, and kind.
Mon angΓ¨, you never fail to amaze me. My heart is full just seeing you conquer the world. Je tΓ ime, yourusername β€οΈ
PS. I guess I am the red guy, yes?
carlossainz55 Finally! Charles has been waiting for this moment for quite some time now π€£
danielricciardo Okay we see you Mr. Red Guy π
zendaya Take care of her or there will be consequences!
ilpredestinato KINGGGG SO DESERVED U GUYS ARE SO CUTE
charlos1655 such a hot couple too god they are so
pierregasly Finally went to Y/N's concert without wearing a disguise I am happy for you mate π
itpopgirl power couple ugh we love to see it
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tagging: @slytherheign hope ure doing well mwah
notes: this took me some time lmao anyways pls bare w me if i use the same usernames for the fan reactions on twitter its so harddd thinking of new usernames everytime π i hope u liked this, anon! lmk what u guys think <33 tysm for reading!
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Characters: Lucifer, Mammon, Leviathan, Satan, Asmodeus, Beelzebub, Belphegor x Gn!Reader
Au: Canon Universe
Description: Random scenarios with the demon bro's, most of them revolve around gaming.
Contents: Fluff, Cussing, Silly Anger and Angst, Silly Writings,
Word Count: 940 words
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β₯ Lucifer β₯
"No. Absolutely not."
"Come on Lucifer pleaseeeee! Just this once!" You beg, trying to convince the eldest brother to indulge in your interests for once.
"I have better things to do than play video games" Lucifer says with venom, what would Diavolo think if he slacked off to play games with some human?? Lucifer couldn't risk it, so he continued to go through the stacks of paperwork on his large desk.
"Afraid you would lose old man? Too pussy to play against a human?" You knew you were playing with fire by insulting him, even playfully, because if Mammon had said that he would be tied upside down, hanging from a chandelier somewhere in the house of lamentation.
"What the fuck did you just say to me?!" ... Uh-oh. "You've got some nerve, I just hope that nerve is brave enough to groom Cerberus after you lose." Lucifer stands up from his desk, grabbing your arm and dragging you into the common room where the shared gaming console is.
β₯ Mammon β₯
"Huh?! You think you can beat the Great and Powerful Mammon at gambling?? HAHAHA ARE YOU FUCKING SERIOUS??" The demon of greed almost keels over from laughter, slapping his knee at the joke he thinks your making.
"Yes, I am completely and utterly serious. How about this, winner not only gets all the money, but also the title of Devildoms best gambler, and loser has to slap Lucifer in the face." You smirk, knowing Mammon will do anything to win as the embodiment of greed, he wins at everything when money is involved. However, you have a trick up your sleeve.
You talk the rest of the brothers into playing poker with you and Mammon, except for the eldest. They are all willing to cheat and help you with your little trick just to see the chaos unfold when he has to slap Lucifer.
The whole game, everyone gets amazing cards, everyone except for Mammon. Unfortunately for him, you use your pact to force him into placing down his cards every time, losing more and more money until he eventually loses the game, and all the brothers immediatly forfeit after that, leaving you as the technical winner.
~ ~ ~ Not long later ~ ~ ~
"MAMMONNNNN COME BACK HERE YOU LITTLE SHIT, I'M GONNA TEAR YOU APART AND FEED YOU TO BEEL"
β₯ Leviathan β₯
You just got a brand new video game, one that is only available in the human world, but due to Diavolo favoring you, he found a way to get it in Devildom stores for limited time.
"How....how did such a normie get this game down here!"
"I asked Diavolo...."
"And he agreed? He went through that much trouble to give a normie some random video game? OMG Lollllolollol! *random video game ramble*"
"Just put the damn game in and turn on two controllers."
β₯ Satan β₯
"She's mine Lucifer!" Satan yells, dragging you out of Lucifers office. "W-We were just playing Chess, what the hell are mad about?"
"I'm mad that you are alone with a man like Lucifer. I don't want him rubbing off on you."
Satan drags me away from Lucifers room, dragging you like he is holding you hostage. He takes you back to your room, securing you on his lap as you watch documentaries.
"You didn't have to drag me away from your brother. I get you hate him, but my god- "
"It's just...we are so similar I don't want to see you fall for him instead."
β₯ Asmodeus β₯
"Really~? You wanna play with me~? I guess it was only a matter of time before you fell for my charm~"
"A-Asmo....I meant the succubus rpg game-"
"Oh...well thats a lot less fun. Oh well! Lets go play."
Once you go to your room, you get the game up and suddenly Asmo pulls you into his lap. "Uhh? What're you doing?"
"Just getting comfortable. I can't stand being without your touchhh~" You just ignore him as both of you begin to set up your characters.
β₯ Beelzebub β₯
"Nonononono!!! Beel that isn't food!" You freak, trying to get the candle out of his hands.
"Huh? But it smells good." Beelzebub pouts at you, and you feel like you've just kicked a puppy.
"Just, put that down darling." I put my hand over his and lower it back down onto the table, making him drop my scented candle. "Lets go get you some cheeseburgers." Beel nods ferociously, mouth already drooling at the thought.
You take him to the 24 hour magic food place in-between the campus housing. Their menu is anything you want, they use magic to conjure up the tastiest version of what you request.
"Feel better?" You ask, smiling softly at his silly nature. "Very much. Thank you Mc." He talks with his mouth full, shoving as many cheeseburgers as he can straight into his stomach.
β₯ Belphegor β₯
"Belphiiieee, wake up!" You try to shake the sleepy demon awake, wanting to show him a new game you bought for your Devilswitch.
Suddenly his tail wraps around you and he pulls you into his bed with him, his chest against your back. He rests his head on your shoulder, slightly opening his eyes enough to see your switch. "Mhm, nice. How did you get the money for that?"
"I sweet-talked Leviathan to buy it for me, he wanted it to and it has a co-op option so."
"You could have asked me. I never spend any of the money I get, too tired to ever go out."
"I tried, you wouldn't wake up."
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I hope you guys enjoyed! It's 1am and I just wanted to get a quick debut fic out! This is my first fic on this account :)))
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OKAY BUT I HAVE MORE IDEA FOR BLUNT READER CUZ I LOVE THAT AU SO MUCHANDMDJFKSLDKF
So you know how french people's insult are always outta pocket (from a person who's first language is french I can tell you that no other language compares in insult -apart for African languages)
Like,, some "bad" insult here would be : bitch, fuck off, whore,..
Which we can all agree is boring...
BUT THEN IN FRENCH!!!
We be getting creative with it
Eg.
"mange tes mort" wich translates to "eat your dead (relatives)"
"vas te fair enculer" means "go get yourself pegged in the ass"
(yes, we have a specific word for being fucked in the ass π)
AND THOSE WOULD BE THE COMMON ONES AS WELL
English could never compare β¨
BUT ANYWAYS
how would the characters react if reader was from france/ belgium/ canada(or any other french speaking country) and started cursing people out like they eould do in their home countrie !?!?
The eay their face would drop
We would make a couple of people cry
AND GOD(us haha) FORBID A KID OVER-HEAR US AND STARTS REPEATING US
Trying to un-teach them would be hell *cries*
Your thoughts?
Love yaaaa~
ABSOLUTE TOP TIER ORAH MY BELOVED!!
Nobody has any idea how much I HATE ENGLISH both for its rules/pronounciation BS/etc. But also, most importantly, THERES LIKE NO GOOD CUSS WORDS- OR LIKE CUSS PHRASES??
I HAD TO PUT THIS GIF BC THAT WAS LITERALLY ME WHEN I HAD THE REALIZATION TO LOOK UP OTHER LANGUAGE CUSS WORDS AND I WAS JUST BLOWN AWAY BY HOW GOOD THEY WERE- HOW CREATIVE- π«ππ₯² ENGLISH WHY R U SO SHITY IN EVERY POSSIBLE LANGUAGE SITUATION-
like idk we got "eat shit and die / fuck off / go fuck yourself" ???? Like- thats pathetic π.
I love hearing someone just cuss smbody out their native language/non-english, itβs so badass and cool to see
Anyway u already know i love non-native english speakers from the bottom of my heartβ¨οΈ
GOD I FUCKING LOVE BLUNT LANGUAGE AU ITS LIKE ONE OF TOP FAV AS U CAN PROBABLY GUESS I COULD WRITE A LITERAL FANFIC ENTIRELY OFF THIS SIMPLE PREMISE ππππβ€οΈβπ₯β€οΈβπ₯β€οΈβπ₯
omg so i HAVE SPECIFICALLY HEARD ABT FRENCH BEING RLLY CREATIVEEE
and i researched french cusswords/phrases,,,
π BRO IM CRYING
βbΓͺte comme ses pieds!β IM ROLLING ON THE FLOOR-
(trans: youβre as stupid AS YOUR FEEEEEETT)
idk whatβs funnier, you translating urself in real time and saying all these phrases to ppl,
OR just scaring the ever-loving shit out of every teyvat citizen within a mile radius bc oh wow- you look pissed, so yeah somebodyβs about to lose all their self-esteem for the rest of their life bc ur insults are known to be extra cutting bc ur so blunt-
OH CREATOR ABOVE (β¦oh creator, present??)- you changed to your holy language FOR THIS???
everybody just giving the npc the most bombastic side-eye for pushing you to do this,
or even just you stubbing ur toe/ate food when it was too hot
or my favorite, getting onto ppl like Wanderer when they do smth silly lmao
STOP I HAD A FOUL THOUGHT OF GETTING ONTO Ei AND WANDERER (like ei for not keeping him/at least giving him to someone else to raise, then all the shit he did as Scaramouche lol)
AND THIS CUSSWORD COMES OUT UNDER UR BREATH OR SMTH- DOES THIS FIT BC THIS KILLS ME:
βPutain de salopeβ¦β (whore of whore, I LIED IT MEANS FUCKING BITCH LMAOπ)
JUST GETTING THE MOM AND THE SON IN ONE FULL BREATH CRYINGGGG
STOPPP wanderer using it against other ppl ever since u used it lol
oh no stop dont bring the kids into thisss ππ
Klee would deffo be the first one to pick up ur words and use them, omg she just uses them as catchphrases like when throwing her bombs π
βMange tes mort!β JUST WITH A SMILE ON HER FACE AS SHE THROWS HER HUGE SKILL BOMB INTO A FISH POND
Venti would definitely make sure the winds βpass along phrases of the sacred All-God language!β
which just means anyone who UNDERSTANDS YOU JUST GETS GENTLY CREATIVELY CUSSED OUT BY THE WIND IM SOBBINGGG
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i hope u guys are having a great summer! its basically too hot to go outside where I am, not unless ur going straight into the water or smth
which hey, ill be doing that this weekend, floating down the river about an hour away from my house with friends! :]
which,,, if anyone sees this, U GOTTA HELP ME THINK OF A 1000 FOLLOWERS MILESTONE THING TO DO IDK WHAT TO DO BUT I WANNA CELEBRATE IT BC I NEVER THOUGHT THATD HAPPEN!! lmk what u think in the comments if u read this!
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Safe Travels 0rah,
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β‘the belovedsβ‘
@karmawonders / @0rah-s / @randomnatics / @glxssynarvi / @nexylaza / @genshin-impacts-me / @wholesomey-artist /Β @thedevioussmirk / @the-dumber-scaramouche / @chocogi
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What if the turtles were in the pokemon world? And what if they were never turtles, but in fact, mutated pokemon? What if they lived in the Castelia sewers of Unova instead of New York?
Meet my Rise/Pokemon AU!! Waaaah this has been on my mind for MONTHS now. Pokemon is that one fixation that'll never leave me. I'm THAT pokemon fan that knows WAAAAY too much about the games and lore. For those that don't know,
Raph is Drednaw
Leo is Wartortle
Mikey is Torkoal
Donnie is Lapras
Yes. They are all shiny. I started with raph, since him as drednaw is pretty much a no brainer. The shiny form fit too well with him and his color scheme. Than I realized if I made him shiny, I had to make the other bros shiny as well so THEY ALL SHINY. (draxum shiny hunter confirmed?) Also dual rock typing fits well with raph's character.
Wartortle for leo was also a pretty obvious choice. I MEAN LOOK AT HIM. Long flowy tail? Yes please. I had to keep his markings somehow. Wartortle has little dark cheek spots, so I just changed them to be leo's markings. Water typing leo. Go with the flow, think on the spot, it worked out too well.
Torkoal for Mikey was another easy one. Fire turtle? Passionate, warm, also DANGEROUS (he can be a menace ok) Say no more. His powers in rise are already pyro related. Also having him shiny helped a lot with the color scheme. Torkoal is normally orange so having mikey be the yellow shiny form meant I didn't have to mess with his mask colors
Donnie on the other hand....OHHH BOI I STRUGGLED WITH YOU. I went through 4 DIFFERENT POKEMON, before deciding on the least turtle like of them all. I am aware that we do have a softshell pokemon with enamorous, but it's a legendary so thats not happening. But it was really important for me to keep donnie's soft shell and battle shell. I wanted this to be a RISE au and donnie's battle shell is pretty tied into his character. (there's also tirtouga which I almost went with, but I didn't like that both he and raph shared the exact same dual typing) Soooo, Lapras. Its more of a loch ness monster but it also draws inspiration from a placochelys (prehistoric seaturtle esque species) so IM COUNTING IT. Very unconventional but I have my reasons. Ice typing is a good offensive type, but is pretty bad defensively. Which ties into rise donnie's fighting style. If I wasn't a coward, I wouldve made donnie the biggest of the bros. Since lapras is like 8 feet tall compared to the others being like 1-3 feet. But uhhh, I swear I have an in universe explanation for why he's so small ok.
And than there's April. She is not a pokemon trainer in this au. At least not in the traditional sense. I've been with pokemon for all of my 26 years of life, and I always wanted to know what the normal people of the pokemon world are up to. Not everyone is out here collecting gym badges, travelling, or catching them all. How do non-trainers interact with the pokemon world? So that's where I'm at with April. She will get a pokemon partner, but other than that, she's just an average high schooler who befriended the turtles from a young age and takes part in all their shenanigans. I took some design elements from rosa and hilbert with her outfit, but otherwise its pretty much the same.
We'll see how far I'll take this. I've been using this as a break from my many other projects, but like everything I do, it grew too many legs and is slowly becoming its own thing.
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rip to rian johnson but star wars sequels would be way better if ben solo was just kinda cowardly and han solo coded so he defected from the jedi and went to be a fun swashbuckling anarchist space cowboy instead
and finn and poe have to find him and try to convince him to come back to the rebellion but hes afraid who he is and what he could become
also instead of luke trying to kill his nephew for NO REASON (so insanely out of character it boils my blood) he just realises after ben dips thats hes not cut out for teaching. and is living on a mandalorian colony as rebellion liason/ambassador with chewie and sometimes lando i guess (din djarin is there) he aids the rebellion (because of course he would fuck that plotline) but he wont stay on the rebel base because he doesnt like all the chosen one clout and mandalorians are very chill and mind their own business
han and leia are still together and play active parts in the rebellion because fuck that plotline too although they do disagree about the ben situation (leia is annoyed and han is understanding) poe and ben childhood friends and for what.
in this au, rey is raised in the empire and is a sith lord but she has doubts and isnt as abjectly disgusting as kylo ren because of course not. (appears slightly too interested in the rebellion when poe is captured and maybe??? possibly lets finn and poe escape but thats up for debate.) rey gets more evil over course of movies before turning to light for plot drama and a satisfying zuko arc.
force awakens timeline
prophecy that a new jedi will rise and take down the dark side. rey and sith lord (dk who but fuck snoke im writing him out) assume it is the missing ben solo (its finn and rey tho fr) and are intent on finding him. movie opens on rey being evil probably and capturing poe. also finn as a character actully needs no real changes hes great. and then next scene space pirate ben solo doing his thing (but without identity revealed so we dont know who he is yet he may go by kylo because funny)
instead of luke poe has a lead on missing almost-jedi before he dipped ben solo and is searching for him on leias orders.(rebellion also believe the prophecy is about him. but nuh uh) torture scene and escape scene doesnt need to change but show reys nuances and how lost she is.
in the interest of narrative poe and finn still crash on tatooine but finn manages to pull poe out of the crash. (finn still gets the jacket at some point because i say so) poe is too injured to fly so they seek out help and and meet ben solo who saves them from pirates or something idk. (but neither know who the other is)
finn and poe convince ben solo to be their pilot still thinking hes a random smuggler named kylo. they get along very well, especially finn and ben. rey by this point is tracking their whereabouts
they end up on that lightsaber planet and ben gets the weird darth vader nightmare and freaks out, (hes afraid of being evil or something idk) poe is getting suspicious now also finn feels the force and takes up the lightsaber. rey comes and finn trys to hold her off. finn get hurt and drops lightsaber. ben is forced to take it up and his identity is revealed as rebel reeforcements led by han and leia arrive and they see him fighting. rey and ben have a weird charged moment (yes i guess i am still making reylo a thing but its reyben now and its woke so shh) and in a dramatic desperate effort he manages to knock her lightsaber away with the force. poe crawls into a plane at somepoint and blows up reys ship. the rebels destroy the stormtroopers but rey captures finn and escapes in a stolen ship.
ben has a oh-shit-i-said-id-never-use-the-force-again related existential crisis which makes him freak out and leaves. a distraught finn-less poe calls him a coward. poe picks up the discarded lightsaber and the jackettm and sadly packs them up. leia tells him about the starkiller and poe volunteers to go on the starkiller and save finn. han and leia have a sweet moment and han decides to go with poe on the suicide mission, chewie goes too.(chewie arrived at somepoint i guess)
mid hostage situation finn blocks reys force attempt and shes shook up. he sees something in her (finn is a beautiful sweetheart) and he trys to appeal to her. she force chokes him and books it out of there. but it is clear she fears him a little. he escapes with mind tricks and runs into han poe and chewie on the deck. finnpoe moment fr. poe gives him his jacket back in order to get the keep it it looks good on you line.
meanwhile ben is back on his ship(i guess its the falcon?) and he thinks about finn and his mom and luke or something.. a dream maybe?? idk something emotional and motivational for his arc. and he goes to a box under the floor in his ship and pulls out a green lightsaber. he turns the ship around.
on the ship poe finn han and chewie are planting the bombs and escaping when they get stopped by stormtroopers ordered by rey. poe is about to be shot by a big droid thing when it is cut in half by ben wow big reveal hes here oooo ah. rey is shot in the shoulder by chewie and angrily orders more stormtroopers. they cant take them all. han sacrifices himself by blowing up the bridge. he tells finn and poe to find luke in the mandolorian colony ben is distraught him and han have an emotional goodbye he tells him to tell leia heβs sorry and that he loves him and he proud of him then he makes chewy get ben out of there and he blows himself up. leia senses it v sad rip man but he had to die to intensify plot drama
rey chases them onto the ice planet and another weird charged moment. mind link established??? this time ben is too angry and grieving though so its not a good match and she wounds him real bad all over hes v scarred now. poe shoots at rey and throws lightsaber at finn. he gets ben onto the ship and finn and rey have the big force awakens show down. finn uses the force v powerful all that jazz the good guys get away. on the ship finn mentions how he felt a connection with rey to poe and claims he sees good in her
movie ends with meeting luke on mandolore. ben is very traumatised wont really speak to finn or poe and avoiding luke. finn returns lukes lightsaber and rey has doubts movie over. movies ends with ominous rey ben mind link
final notes (on first movie and overarching rewrite plans)
finn
finn is the protagonist of this movie so it would be much more character heavy on him them the original. more in depth on his stormtrooper trauma, how he always chooses the people he loves over the cause and his reluctance to join the rebellion. his friendship with poe and the han/leia parallelβs especially. relationships with han and ben important for his character exposition and he plays a key role in supporting both rey and bens character progression. possesses the strong sense of mercy and kindness at the heart of the star wars franchise.
rey
rey is raised in the first empire and does not know anything different. when she meets finn who was able to rebel and escape from the same system she is trapped in she becomes plagued by doubts and projects all of her hatred and resentment onto finn to compensate, but it is clear she fears him. to escape from her doubts she fixates on finding and capturing ben solo imagining him to be a frightening and terrible adversary. however when she meets him they see eachothers minds, and she sees how plagued by doubt and fear he is, how he runs from everything and he sees her too. they connect and develop a strange mutual fascination/understanding. this is put askew by finns appearance at the end of the movie in defence of ben. reys fear of finn increases when she sees the true extent of his power. she fears and hates equally finns strength of character and easy goodness and by extension hates ben for his alliance with finn. she blames finn for βtakingβ ben from her.
ben solo
kylo ren is a disgusting blight on the star wars names so ben solo is being completely reclaimed by me into a different character because i fucking hate that stupid pretentious eboy. instead ben solo is an incredibly han solo coded character with a heart of gold and deep love and loyalty to his friends and family. his main weakness as a character in this rewrite is his fear and lack of self belief. ben is terrified of being a jedi and of his own power. he fears his own nature and was so afraid he would become his grandfather that he ran from the jedi altogether. ben solo is a runner that wont face his problems, he runs from the jedi and from his parents to avoid failing or becoming something terrible. finn and ben recognise the need to run in eachother (although important distinction finn runs because he doesnβt want to fight for a cause. and ben runs because hes afraid he will be the reason the cause fails) and ultimately encourage eachother to break the cycle and stand their ground (well finn motivated ben in this movie, finns not fixed yet.) Bens arc in these movies is about learning to live with his own nature and fighting for what he believes in despite his fear. also dealing with mommy issues (ben is kind of jealous of poe and leias relationship the son she wanted or something blah blah blah etc) and being a malewife to his murder girlfriend. his job is kind of to support and fight with finn and later rey and help them save the world
finnpoe (will be a gay couple)
their friendship will be front and centre in these movies because they represent duty vs personal loyalty. poe puts the cause above all else and values his own life and personal relationships little. finn on the other hand is disillusioned with establishment cause of stormtrooper trauma and wants to protect himself and others from it. poe is the first person that finn truly bonds with and loves. he puts poe above everything, including being a jedi and the rebellion. this leads to a lot of fighting and discord between finn and poe as finn doesnβt understand how important the rebellion is to poe and poe doesnt get why finn is trying to protect him from it. ultimately though poe teaches finn faith and belief and finn teaches poe to accept love and value himself. (also many hanleia parallels) the two of them are the harbingers of a new age. poe as future leader of the new republic and finn as the jedi messiah or whatever. in terms of romance, im thinking slowburn. baity first movie, kiss at the end of the second and established relationship by the halfway mark of the third.
also when rey eventually joins the light in the beginning she refuses to talk to ben (cause of romantic drama i havent thought of yet but centres around some sort or betrayal in the second movie) or finn (because hes her narrative foil and slow burn best friend forever) so her first friend is poe and she kind of follows him around in her first few months before she eventually bonds with finn 4eva. her poe shadowing has lots of cute friend moments where they fly together and he tries to talk her down about finn and the ben drama but also more importantly it foreshadows her leadership ability and tactical mind as she gives him advice and aids him with the rebellion behind the scenes (also leads to leia taking rey under her wing probably because poe is her surrogate son and mirror) which will eventually lead to her and poe leading the republic together because in my mind rey is a jedi but actively a member of republic government because ben canβt do politics and finn wonβt but shes great at it so sheβd be a perfect jedi liason and vice president to poe. meanwhile finn and ben lead the jedi. finn as a knight travelling across the galaxy and ben as a teacher. (luke is happy in retirement rn on mandalore but leia is still probably an advisor in the republic because retirement is definitely not for her) and everyone is happy the end. force ghost han solo is clapping.
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