#Yeah we don't believe in Klaus either.

[adeathsentence]

❝  i don’t believe in vampires. ❞ / lmaooooo

"If only it was that easy, huh? Well, I'd say I don't believe in witches, but that'd mean I don't believe in you..." She reached out and poked Hope on the nose, grinning at her. "Which is something I can't bring myself to do."

[fictional-orphan-smackdown]

BOOK ORPHAN VS BOOK ORPHAN, GO!

All propaganda and what each competitor is from under the cut (tw for suicide mentions in Harrowhark's propaganda)

Harrowhark Nonagesimus (The Locked Tomb)

She is literally so powerful okay. Like she's a huge bitch and I love her. She knows how strong her necromancy powers are. To be able to control not one but TWO adult corpses for YEARS from the time she was like? 9 years old!? There is so much more to her but I don't wanna get too spoilerly but uhg I love this little gay necromancer

IS SHE REALLY IN LOVE WITH A CORPSE??

Harrowhark is a necromancer and nun on Pluto where they pray about a tomb remaining closed and not releasing the body inside that could kill their god, but Harrow opens said tomb when she was 10 so her parents commit suicide and help her tie her own noose. They die in front of her and she doesn't follow through, so seven years later she's still alive to torment the only other child around (also an orphan) while running the planet through the puppeted corpses of her parents, who the rest of the population are led to believe are alive (but no, it's a 10-17 year old doing incredibly advanced necromancy, this is fine)

Unlike most orphans, Harrow has been keeping her status secret. After her parents committed suicide, she told everyone they had taken a permanent vow of silence and started puppeting their bodies around with her necromantic powers. She has been doing a Weekend at Bernies for the past eight years.

The Baudelaire Orphans (A Series of Unfortunate Events)

The epitome of orphans, they’re the best

“I’m having a very terrible childhood right now”-Klaus

The story deadass begins with them being told that their parents died in a fire and that they're orphans now. They then bounce from guardian to guardian who tend to always meet a gruesome fate at the hands of Count Olaf. Not only have they been orphaned once, but have been orphaned multiple times and are called "The Baudelaire Orphans" by not only characters in the book but by the narrator himself. They're called "The Baudelaire Orphans" so many times that it might as well be a defining character trait of theirs, and honestly it sort've is. The series doesn't even end with them finding a home or guardians of any kind, it ends with the Baudelaires fate being completely ambiguous with them literally sailing away from the island they were stranded on in the final book (yeah this series is quite the journey, I highly suggest it). These poor three kids are probably the most orphaned kids of all time since their orphaned in a new way almost every book and they deserve at least one win in their unfortunate tale.

These guys are like the poster-child of orphaning, we open the series with them finding out that they're orphans and also have no access to their money so now they hop around from place to place from weirdo caretaker to another weird/crazy/murderous caretaker and it's all fun and games and murder and decieving and surviving and thriving and---my point is, these three are a wonderful trio of siblings who love and rely on one another through all their trials and tribulations.

Literally every single one of their problems come from being orphans. They’re continually referred to as orphans and the plot of the first half of the series is them being shuffled around to guardians.

These kids are so orphaned they never even get a found family outside themselves. At least most stories featuring orphaned kids see them fulfill some sorta epic destiny or have them find a new home or set of loved ones of sorts. The Baudelaires? They're thrown from one fucking failure of a home into the next, ignored, hunted, etc.. It's been years but like, even in the end, they still have to set sail alone. As individual characters, they aren't bad either. Violet's the dependable big sister who's knack for inventions comes in handy, Klaus is a well-read chap and Sunny is a lovely gremlin. They make a good trio.

Every single guardian they try to obtain throughout the series turns out to be someone who wants the large inheritance left for them and is willing to do whatever it takes to get it.

They basically fend for themselves the whole series when no adult will listern to them. The whole series is them being resourceful and clever the whole series despite the misfortune. Violet is a brilliant inventor, Klaus reads and collects knowledge, and Sunny learns to be a good cook over the series

their parents die tragically in a fire and then everything awful proceeds to happen to them

I haven't read these books in years but if any orphans deserve to win a smackdown it's these fools, they are constantly in the trenches in those books goddamn. Also that baby is like a shredder they have that on their side, I think that beast literally solo'd a snake?

(This one was specifically for Klaus, but I'll put it here still) He and his sisters being orphans is kinda the point. As in many books, it's the trigger for them to change lives and navigating hardships. The thing is, their hardships just grow worse and "unfortunate" (read "dreadful") events keep happening to them as they stick together instead of the story getting better. Klaus and Violet become Sunny's subtitute parents and get through their more and more miserable lives together keeping hope things would eventually get better

Arguably more famously orphaned than Bruce Wayne, if not for how their story happens while they’re orphaned children versus an orphaned adult. Definitely have the most famously tragic post-orphaning story. All three are incredibly brilliant in their own way, including the literal baby. Pursued relentlessly by the leader of a maniacal theater troupe and letdown by a slew of adults, so it’s all the more impressive how amazing they each turned out to be. Book series was so good it got turned into a pretty great movie and then a successful TV show years later. Also can’t forget how these three are orphaned repeatedly as the distant relatives who take them in get killed off in increasingly inventive manners. Let’s be honest, ain’t no characters out here orphaning like the Baudelaire orphans.

this series taught me so many cool words and phrases and I love each of the 3 main characters so much

Violet, Klaus, and Sunny are peddled from caretaker to caretaker over the course of 13 books, always being chased by the evil Count Olaf who wants to steal the Baudelaire fortune that the children are meant to inherit once they reach a certain age.

Spoilers ahead, the Baudelaires siblings story starts with them going from being the Baudelaire kids to the Baudelaire orphans, after their parents pass away in a mysterious fire. But they arent the only paternal figures that they lost, they go from tutor to tutor, almost all the good ones dying in front of them, and even the ones that survive at first their future is uncertain since the last time the kids see them they are blindfolded in a burnind building, and we never found out who make it out alive and who didnt. Even the main villian, Count Olaf their first tutor, and the only constant adult in their life after their parents death ends up dying in front of them. These three are orphans ten times over.

They are THE orphans. They have lost not only their parents but multiple guardians that they went to live with as well.

They're THE Orphans. The childhood book orphans we all read, Orphans Prime if you will. They lose their parents, every caregiver who's ever kind to them, then say fuck it and live on a deserted island on their own to raise themselves abd fully embrace their orphan status. On the island, they learn their parents survived the shipwreck then died again - double orphaning even.

OH MY SWEET LITTLE CHILDREN THAT FUELED MY LOVE FOR READING AND THE MACABRE Violet- Won her first of many invention competitions when she was five with an automatic rolling pin (comprised of a window shade and six pairs of roller skates). Extremely innovative and genius, foiled by her kindness to others. And she knows how to make a Molotov cocktail. Klaus- Absolute monster of a bibliophile, conducts research for fun, and has a photographic memory. He is known to want nothing more than "a good book, a comfy chair, and the warm glow of a reading lamp". He also is a Herman Melville fan, which is points for him in my book. Sunny- Most people know her only for her penchant for biting, but Sunny is a distinctly distinguished character. She has sharp wit (as long as you can read it through her babbles), her poker skills are phenomenal for a baby, and she has quite the knack for cooking! Also yeah, the teeth. She climbed an elevator shaft with them once.

They are constantly going through it, give these kids a break for real

[ladybirdswritings]

BEAUTY AND THE HYBRID - Klaus Mikaelson Fanfiction

summary: the slip of burlap rope brings an unsuspecting girl into the arms of a vicious, bloodthirsty creature.

warnings: mentions of ab*se, stockholm syndrome, captivity, dea*h, and violence.

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one

"Oh fuck yeah!"

"Birdie!"

My face tints a rose-like pink, burning at my cheeks as I scold my sister with wide eyes. She is happy today, and that's rare for us. Regardless, happy or not, her sailor's mouth never fails to mortify me. The patrons of this syrup scented diner stare for a moment, but return to their meal soon enough.

Birdie is fourteen today, and her eyes are eager and swimming with starvation as she inhales the powdered sugar air. I can't really afford this, not right now at least. Probably not tomorrow either, but today is her birthday. She'll only be fourteen once and- mom would have done the same thing. In fact, mom did do the same thing. Many times for me. When I turned twelve, we snuck into a cake shop and ate each sugared treat cased in glass displays. That was my favorite birthday.

I am not brave enough or- stupid enough to steal from anyone else. I have done enough of that this week.

"Dude, they have french toast coated in chocolate syrup."

Birdie is drooling now, I smile at her.

"Whatever you want, Birdie."

It's sad, how this is like Christmas for her. A warm meal at a shitty Mystic Falls Diner for the big one four. I will do more, soon. This however, it will be dealt with if I just take over Riley's night shift at the Grille- she won't mind the time off anyways.

The waitress is a strawberry blonde, her legs seem to go for miles. Her eyes are a pretty blue and her smile is tinted pink. Birdie wastes no time.

"Chocolate syrup french toast please! Heavy emphasis on the chocolate syrup... Ooh! And a stack of four pumpkin pancakes with whipped cream and lots of bacon and eggs on the side. Some orange juice too."

The waitress stifles her grin as she jots Birdie's order down on yellow pad paper.

"And for you?"

Birdie looks at me hopefully. I gaze into her eyes for a moment and pretend that my next words will be a request of pumpkin pancakes too.

"Oh that's everything, I'm not hungry."

Guilt floods them,

"I can hold off on the pump-"

"No Birdie, really I am not hungry."

I'm starving. My stomach growls in protest, luckily quiet enough for only me to hear. Birdie believes me, at least I hope she does as she sinks back into the booth.

The waitress smiles sympathetically, nodding once before scurrying off.

Birdie is impatient, drumming her fingers on the cherry wood as we wait. It isn't just the food she's impatient for. She groans.

"Ahhh- apple! C'mon- can't we just take a two second peek at what's in the big dumb thing?"

My brows twitch in discomfort and urgency, and I lift my finger to hush her. Maybe what that man said was all just to scare me, maybe he thought it was funny. It is the month of halloween after all, I have learned in my years here how serious all of Mystic Falls takes it. Still, I don't wan't to take any chances.

I shake my head at her,

"No. Not happening. That dude told us to keep this locked tight under all circumstances."

Birdie only rolls her eyes at that,

"Pfft. That guy was probably just trying to scare us. Ooh! I bet its drugs, or illegal weapons! Or illegal drug weapons!"

I shush her again.

"It doesn't matter what it is, it's not ours. I'm not opening it. I need it safe till midnight, till I get the payout and we get the hell out of Mystic Falls."

Birdie frowns, eyes gazing at the lonely jack-o-lantern glowing golden on the concrete outside.

"You think all that money is gonna buy us real fancy meds for dad? Like ones that'll get him better quickly?"

I wince at the question, I want to say yes but I truthfully don't know. He's worsened this month, I only hope these days. So does Birdie. It's her birthday, I can't make her sad.

"I'm sure we'll figure it out, we always do. Dad's gonna be fine. We're gonna have lots of money, money for medicine and money for unlimited pumpkin pancakes until you're at least forty three."

Birdie nods in agreement with that statement, "fuck yeah." she whispers. She tries to keep it discreet but, I hear it anyways. I ignore it.

The strawberry blonde waitress returns, juggling Birdie's food on a golden arm. She places four plates down in front of my lanky sister, her eyes light up like a million fireworks have ignited within them.

"Brought you a coffee pot sugar, its on the house."

The waitress, Karen, she smiles softly and it's warm like the coffee pot. She throws pink packets of sugar and small cups of cream in front of me. It'll keep me awake, I'm grateful. I thank her as I pour the bitter drink into the mug and breathe in the aroma.

Birdie is devouring her food as if it will up and leave her.

"My my, all this food. Today a special occasion?" Karen inquires, I nod with a warm grin.

"It's her birthday."

Karen gasps, "A birthday!? Well how old are you sweetheart? Old enough to pay the bill?" She jests.

Birdie shakes her head, teeth crushing a mixture of chocolate whipped pumpkin toast topped with bacon and egg. Whatever she could fit in her mouth. "Nope. Fourteen." She speaks muffled with a mouth full of food- her words are hardly audible, masked by her chewing. I repeat it to the waitress.

"Well then, a birthday calls for a special treat don't it? I'll go get one."

I nod gratefully, "Thanks. Hey um- do you guys have a bathroom?"

She points to the right and I slide out of the booth-gripping the white oak case in my hands. I'll bring it with me. I would be a fool to lose it, let alone leave it with my very occupied sister. I almost don't believe it's anything of importance, probably just some cruel prank. My intuition reminds me just how too good to be true it sounds. Yet, I am hopeful this month. So I'm playing along anyways.

My eyes are glued to the case as I walk right, so much so that I don't see the polished boots in front of me. I gasp, accepting the fate of the floor before it even greets me. We never meet. I clutch on to the fabric smelling of maple and bourbon. It tethers me, lifting me to my feet.

It is silent, I meet ice blue eyes.

Christ...

They bore past my very being, into something I don't even see myself. My soul, maybe. He is tall, tall enough that it makes me feel quite small. He has golden brown hair that curls at the tips, and golden brown stubble that surrounds pink lips. His eyes, they're all I see.

I stumble, he steadies me again with two strong hands.

"Holy shit!" Birdie calls, maybe amused- maybe relieved. She saw that, everyone saw that. My cheeks are pink again, as are the tips of my ears. The man's eyes wander around us, and it seems like that is enough for everyone. They all mind their business and return to their meals. As if he just cast a spell to detour their gazes.

His hands still grasp me as his eyes devour my composure.

"Are you all right?" His voice is like honey, stuck in a glass pot but glazing sweetness dripping from the very lid. It is deep, accented. He isn't from here.

I can't speak, I feel like I am crushed under his boot, the same one I tripped over. I only nod.

He releases me, slowly.

His eyes remain on mine, until they don't. He peers at the white oak case with an expression I cannot begin to describe. I watch him for a moment, analyzing. Fear strums at my core... its familiarity- I think. Or maybe I am just paranoid. I gulp, bending down to collect the case in my hands in an instant before he gets the chance to. I gaze at it, praying my fall didn't disrupt whatever lay inside.

He gazes at it too.

I have to speak now, otherwise I will be stuck frozen here.

"I apologize I um- I should have been paying more attention."

He doesn't tear his gaze away from the case. Not at first, for a moment that seems far too long for me to stomach. He breaks, eventually and a part of me is relieved but it seems a bigger part of me wishes he would just return his stare toward the case again. His eyes feel like they're burning through me. Like as if I try and speak again, my voice will falter to nothingness.

"You're alright, sweetheart. On you go."

Sweetheart. It calms the nerves. I nod gratefully, but his eyes returning to what is grasped in my hands just reminds me of why exactly I should be stepping rather than shaking. A gulp, then I am on my way, feet clashing against the noir tiles. Birdie is accompanied by the waitress, I catch glimpse in a napkin holder and sigh in relief as I push through the faded blue door.

I am eager to release the case from my burning hands, I was gripping it tight enough to callous my reddened palms. I throw it on the ceramic sink as the faucet squeaks, my trembling hands splash my pink face with warm water. I heat even more.

The mirror greets my pallid features, sunken in with exhaustion and hunger. It also meets my eyes, swimming with a melting pot of emotions. My breaths are shallow and labored, and my heart is pounding on its cages.

I splash my face again and yet? I cannot shake the feeling that this won't be the last time I see that man again...

[countrymusiclover]

51 - The Lane Family Darkness

Part 52

Family is More than Blood

@secretdreamlandmentality

Jacob’s pov

I couldn’t believe my sister right now. She would never understand with her and her hybrid husband being able to keep making babies. I decided to take matters into my own hands and figure out the spell that Klaus's dead mother used that gave her the ability. Stomping through the woods I removed the duffel bag off my shoulder and sat it down on the hard dirt. “This should be a good enough spot.”

“Care to tell us what we are doing out here, J?” Hayley asked me, arms over her chest.

Andrea, my daughter , tilted her head in confusion. “Yeah dad. You said you needed help but with what I don't get.”

“I need you to siphon the magic out of this.” Rummaging around in the duffel bag at my feet I drew out the Ascendent that I had taken from Josie and Lizzie when they had brought it back to the school.

My wife Hayley eyed me. “Why does she have to do it? You’re half siphon witch too. So I suggest you start telling us what is really going on.”

“I have to do another spell once you have the magic inside of you and the spell requires the family blood.” I lied the best that I could knowing that dark magic hadn’t been good in the hands of Josie or my twin but she refuses to help me.

Andrea takes the Ascendent from my hands, closing her eyes beginning to chant the siphoning spell. “Magia tollux de terras…Magia tollux de terras.” Her hands on the object turned red until she dropped it on the grass and I saw black veins crawling over her arms.

Hayley gasped, stepping forward to touch her. “Jacob, what the hell are you doing to her!”

“Be quiet, Hayley! Okay give it to me, sweetheart.” Grasping my daughter’s hands in my own I drag a knife across her right palm, letting the blood drip onto our intertwined hands. She winced when our hands turned red and I started siphoning the dark magic from her. “In unum edito, dominus sae domina. Cuplas sino lieros. In unum edito, dominus - shit Klaus!”

“What the bloody hell do you think you're doing, Jacob!” The hybrid growled in my face, the fangs and veins appearing very quickly.

Hayley stepped forward asking. “Yeah what are you doing, J?”

“Urgh it's none of your business Niklaus - motus.” I grunted siphoning off of his forearm lunching him into the nearest tree.

He shakes his head with some wounds healing over. “It is my business when you are part of the reason my wife was terrified to take her magic back.”

“What's wrong with Aunt Rae?” Andrea asked her uncle with a lot of concern in her tone of voice.

Klaus rose up from the ground dusting his hands on his pants. “He hasn't told you because he doesn't even know himself. She's in a coma because of my idiot daughters who tried consuming the Dark magic inside of that.” He pointed at the Ascendent laying in the dirt.

“Dark magic!” Andrea cried out looking at her hands that once had the power inside of them.

Hayley glared at me. “Jacob Lane, how could you trick your daughter like that. And all for what?”

“So that we could have more children like we talked about years ago. Andrea doesn't deserve to be an only child!” I shouted back at the three of them with some of the trees around us suddenly bursting into flames.

Hayley stepped over to our daughter holding her against her chest noticing something on my arms. “J, if giving me more babies means you'll have to die for real this time then I don't want any.”

“Hayley I'll be fine.”

Klaus scoffed under his breath. “No you won't, mate. Look at your arm because I remember quite clearly that magic nearly killed your sister.”

“You’re just trying to talk me out of what I want. There’s no…marks.” I raised up my arm gasping under my breath seeing small thin black lines crawling up my arms.

My brother in law snarled. “I’m not bluffing anything, mate. Now either you are going to help me save my wife, your sister or you will face some very painful consequences!”

“Uncle Klaus, don’t hurt him.” Andrea begged me with some watery eyes.

Spinning around on my feet I snapped at my niece even though I didn’t wish too but her father needed to understand how selfish he was being to let his sister suffer. “I’m sorry, Andrea. Bu he refuses to accept the weight that his sister is suffering in agonizing torment and now he is only thinking about himself.”

“Shut the hell up, Klaus!” I yelled towards the hybrid, turning my hands into fists at my sides.

The hybrid vamped forward grabbing me by my throat and slamming me into the nearest tree that I hadn’t sent up in heavy flames. “Klaus don’t!” Hayley warned him with her eyes glowing golden but she remained by our daughter's side.

“Don’t worry, little wolf. He will heal you know.” Klaus held his gaze on mine intensely.

Andrea croaked out. “Uncle Klaus, don’t hurt him. I’ll help you save Aunt Rae.”

“Oh this is now about more than needing his help, dear.” His eyes turned dark gold following the dark veins and fangs of his vampire side coming through. “The reason for this chokehold is on the fact that I don’t understand why your father’s desire for having more children is overshadoweding his desire to help his sister.”

“I’m angry with her - that’s enough of a reason.” I winced when his fingers closed tighter around my throat.

Klaus pressed his nose against mine getting in my face. “Your sister was so broken up years ago when she was tricked to kill you. She would have gone through hell on Earth to protect you but you don’t seem to be the same. From where I am standing I don’t see how you two are related. You may share the same blood yet that seems to be the only thing you have in common.”

“Klaus, I get you upset. So just put him down and we can find a way to help you.” Hayley touched his shoulder before he moved his hands tightly around my neck more and snapped it where I grunted falling to the dirt at his feet.

Andrea gasped, covering her mouth with her hands. “Was that necessary?”

“He needed to be taught a lesson and don’t worry he’ll come back you know that, Little Lane.” Klaus dropped his hands to his side eyeing the knocked out vampire. His phone vibrated in his pocket till he put it up to his ear. “Melissa, have you found anything?”

“Lizzie thinks she can help us.” The young heretic answered his question.

He responded by vamping away from the two other supernaturals. “Brilliant. I’ll be there shortly. This could have gone less violent if he just helped me.”

“Sometimes I really don’t like the Mikaelson family.” Hayley hugged her daughter to her chest while they waited for Jacob to wake up.

Missy’s pov

Remaining in a sitting position at my mothers bedside I felt a huge weight on my shoulders from not being there to stop my sisters from putting her in this situation. They had no right on not telling me in what they were doing especially if they knew about mom’s situation. Footsteps were heard coming up the stairs and the door creaked open. “Dad, Lizzie isn’t here yet. So we’ll just have to wait a second - Ethan what are you doing here?”

“I know you said that you don’t want me around sometimes because you’re worried about me getting hurt. But I uh…brought some French fries and a chocolate milkshake from the Grill.” He nervously stands in the doorway revealing a paper bag and a shake cup from behind his back.

Flipping my hair out of my line of sight I sighed. “E, I really don’t think - I can’t believe you remembered one of my favorite things from there.”

“Of course I remember. You are my girlfriend after all.” He walked over handing me the shake and then the bag before he sat down beside me on the bed.

Shoving my hand in the bag of fries I ate one talking with my mouth full. “Thank you for this. I actually haven’t eaten much all day given what’s happened with her.”

“Do you wanna tell me what is happening with her or not?” Ethan asked me, trailing his voice off.

Swallowing some more fries I shifted my gaze to my unconscious mother. Her hair was slightly tousled and you could see the black veins crawling up her body. “My sisters made her take her magic back when she wasn't ready for it. Now she's under some coma or something. And we're not sure if we can wake her up.”

“That's scary. But you’ve a Mikaelson. From what I've seem you guys don't go down without a fight.” My boyfriend responded before I sat my drink down and hugged him without saying a word.

He wrapped his arms around my waist and embraced me back with the same comfort level. “Thank you, E.”

Footsteps came into the room and so we separated from one another seeing Lizzie. “So I think we should be able to just siphon it out of here.” She sat down a Grimor on the edge of the bed.

“Siphon it into what would be helpful to know, Elizabeth.” My father vamped into the bedroom standing by her side seconds later.

She flipped her hair over her shoulder. “I don't know. I assume we could put it inside the Prison World that it was previously in.”

“Uhhh! My head hurts…” Everyone in the room quickly turns their heads in the direction of the new voice. My mother slowly pushed herself up in a sitting position holding the side of her neck.

I gasped with Ethan reached out to her. “Ms. Mikaelson. are you okay?”

“Ah! I will be once I…kill you.” My mother slowly revealed her fangs from her mouth. The veins under her eyes appeared as she launched herself straight for my boyfriend.

I screamed out. “Ethan!”

“Expello.” Lizzie gripped my father’s forearm siphoning from him, managing to create a quick boundary spell that my mom hit her forehead straight into.

I dragged Ethan off the bed and he sucked in a breath seeing my mother standing there up against the barrier. She pressed her hands against it, baring her teeth. “I didn’t think she’d ever do that. Is something wrong with her?”

“She definitely would never hurt you unless you deserved it.” I bent down on my knees seeing no injuries on him. Ethan grasped my hand in his slowly getting his breathing under control.

Lizzie pointed her index finger, gaining our attention. “Were her eyes like that the last time she consumed Dark Magic?”

“Get out of here right now. I’ll handle her and don’t do anything reckless or stupid until I tell you otherwise!” My father turned his hands into fists at his sides, instructing the three of us to leave quickly and we all scrambled out the doorway with me shutting the bedroom door behind me.

Raelyn's eyes turned black as night, slamming her hands against the barrier. “You can’t beat me, hybrid!”

“I’m not trying to beat you whoever you are that has passed the love of my life.” Klaus slowly stepped forward until he reached the barrier as close as he possibly could. “But I am going to get my wife back.”

Dark Raelyn tilted her head to the side with a cheeky smirk playing on her lips. “Are you sure you don’t love me instead of the other Raelyn?”

“What do you mean by that, witch?” He snarled at her.

The heretic held her smirk when she spoke her next words leaving the hybrid in front of her speechless. “What I mean is you only think that you want goodness in your life. But the truth is deep down inside I can feel that you’re drawn to her darkness just as much as she is to yours. What do you say to that, hybrid?” Klaus just blinked his eyes wishing he could be staring back at his wife’s beautiful eyes rather than the mistress of darkness.

[kiss-my-freckle]

To be clear, I consider the vervain necklace more of a Delena thing. Damon was the entire reason Stefan gave it to Elena in the first place. It was 100% about Damon's humanity. You had to know where they were going with it.

Damon: I have a date. Sweaty palms. Wish me luck. Caroline: Yeah, Elena wasn't so lucky today. Stefan: I'd very much like it if you'd wear it for me, for good luck. Matt: Good luck tonight. We're lucky to have you.

3x5

6x2 reveals the reality of 3x5, and every reason why I did a post about this not long ago. Either Damon always knew where Stefan kept that necklace, or he found out after Elena took it off. Had he found out after Elena took the necklace off, Stefan would've known she didn't want it anymore.

What you get in 3x7 is this.

Elena: Look, I don't have the necklace. Damon has it somewhere. Text him.

Damon had the necklace, which means Stefan didn't. Had Elena told Damon to give it back to Stefan, and Stefan put it where he wanted it stored, she would've asked Stefan where it was. Girl was in the torture cell with him, so... lol

Caroline: So the necklace isn't where Damon said it would be and now we can't reach Damon.

When Caroline calls Elena back, they're searching for it in Damon's bedroom.

Caroline: Ugh! I give up. It's not anywhere in this room.

They were STILL searching Damon's bedroom for the necklace. Anna stealing it was the ONLY reason they couldn't find it. What you're then given is a 3x15 - 6x2 necklace jump. The only necklace scene you get is 4x1, and that's only because of Damon's compulsion in 2x8. I'm talking about 38 episodes without the necklace because it became Damon's in 3x5.

Elena: You're still wearing her necklace. Rebekah: Do you want it? Is that your last request? Here. It's all yours.

I don't follow the wiki page because they're wrong about a lot of things. Fact is, Rebekah threw it at Elena in 3x15 because she didn't want it. She was offering it to Elena. Throwing it the way she did was her way of saying it didn't matter to her so much anymore, and if Elena wanted it, she had to pick it up off the ground like Stefan did at the end of 3x3.

Going backward

You're given a repeat. Katherine steals the necklace in season 2 because she's pretending to be Elena. When Klaus takes over Alaric's body, he holds Katherine captive in his loft. Alaric would've found that necklace after Klaus and Stefan left town together in 2x22. That's when Katherine was able to leave to give Damon the cure, and when Klaus no longer had use for Alaric's loft.

I'm saying that I believe Damon held onto that necklace all summer UNTIL he gave it to Elena on her birthday. I believe he held onto it until he actually got a good lead on Stefan, and gifted it to her when he got that lead. For him, giving it to her was giving her hope of saving Stefan. So it's my belief that after 3x5, he hid the necklace in the same place he hid it all summer. So when Caroline and Bonnie searched for it in Damon's room in 3x7, it was in the same place he kept it all summer.

Damon: You're still wearing this necklace. Elena: You're the one whose mother's trying to kill you. Damon: I stole it back for you. Elena: You're still wearing her necklace.

Katherine steals it again in season 3 while pretending to be Elena. Elena doesn't want it back as they put her in parallel. Esther nearly killed Rebekah just as Stefan nearly killed Elena after he flipped his switch and bit her.

Damon: Isn't this the reminder of your unbreakable bond with Stefan?

A necklace proven unbreakable AFTER she takes it off and gives it to Damon... lol

Going forward

Like I said, 38 episodes without the necklace in scene because it became Damon's in 3x5. Keeping it in the Lockwood tunnels where Rebekah threw it has multiple purposes.

Why Elena wouldn't pick it up and give it back to Damon in 3x15 is simple. At the time, Elena was still very angry at Damon for sleeping with Rebekah. She probably figured she could go back and find it when it suited her, only to turn around and become a vampire. Thus, Elena couldn't cross that vampire seal to get it because she was a vampire. Had she, that necklace probably would've made its way back when she chose Damon in 4x7 because she was reminded of the necklace in 4x1.

The writers are then left with enough purpose to keep it in the Lockwood tunnel. The sire bond and Elena's humanity switch in season 4. The doppelganger curse and the Augustine storyline in season 5. Lily and Rayna in season 7. Sybil and Cade in season 8. When they remove the necklace for Damon, they remove his hope. When they give it to him, they give him hope. Thus, he gets it in their 1994 prison world, and again during Sybil's arc. In Sybil's arc, Caroline knew right where to find it, and the reason for that is simple. She knew where it was supposed to be in 3x7: Somewhere in Damon's bedroom. They never tell you where Damon kept it stored in his room, but there might be some in-show clues. Best to focus on 3x1 and 3x7 if you search for some.

Another purpose, you make Damon human so that if he truly wants it back, he can go into the Lockwood tunnel and get it himself. Find it? Come on... it's a necklace. All he'd need is a metal detector. Both Rebekah and Elena know where it was left.

Damon himself would KNOW if there were two necklaces, since he's the one that brought back the second, and he knows the last time he saw the original necklace... It was on Rebekah's neck.

The cure that made Katherine human. The cure that made Elena human. The Ms. Cuddles Caroline dug out of the ground, the Ms. Cuddles Bonnie sent home with her magic. When I say there are two necklaces, trust me... there are two. One at Stefan's grave for Stefan, and one in the Lockwood tunnels for Damon. Fitting for the 1994 prison world necklace to sit at Stefan's grave. Damon considered 1994 his hell. Stefan killed Katherine and destroyed hell. Best to view Elena's parallels with Damon in season 6 to get why I consider all of this fitting for Stefan's grave.

Damon: Nice trick with Elena. Let me guess... vervain in the necklace?

Because it's Damon's necklace, and a man wouldn't wear a woman's necklace, it's every bit what Damon himself would gift their daughter... Stefanie.

[spn-s16]

No. 1: Luther

I don't have much to say on Luther other than that the romance was completely unnessesary. It did nothing for the characters and moved the plot forward none, and furthermore it wasn't even interesting. The characters moved into it way too fast to be believable, and to be honest I was just bored with it, because it was a boring, cookie-cutter romance with no real substance.

His death didn't even move forward the plot at all either, they could have killed Klaus and left him alive-- the result would have been the same, given that Five was already certain that Reginald was up to something.

No. 2: Diego

Diego was honestly the most bearable character this season, partially due to the fact that he was actually in character, if you ignore the fact that he looked at a white kid and was like "yeah sure that's mine and Lila's". Did nobody think of that?

His character didn't really move forward either, partially due to the fact that his entire arc was focused on a kid that wasn't even related to the plot, and then focused on Lila, whose involvement didn't even really make sense. His reaction to Klaus's death-by-Stan was extremely underdone, and didn't really have any emotional impact.

No. 3: Allison

Allison was villianized heavily this season, what with her grudge against Viktor and her newfound willingness to rumour anyone for any reason. And honestly, I don't blame her. The writing was shit when it came to her, but I'd be angry at Viktor too, even if she did go overboard at times. The assault scene made zero sense for her character (at least in my opinion) given that she seemed to be dedicated to Ray and her daughter, and it had zero impact on the plot OR the characters, which is even worse. Her character overall had the most impact on the plot, which is laughable given that the majority of her actions were being mean to Viktor and rumouring people unnecessarily to show that she was having issues, which could have done numerous other ways.

No. 4: Klaus

Klaus had none of the charm that made him likeable past episode 2. His weird alliegance with Reginald did nothing for the plot other than working to move his powers forwards, which could have been done with multiple other people, and getting Reginald off the pills, which was a weird and convoluted subplot that didn't make any sense other than to explain why he hadn't completed his project already.

 He didn't move forward character-wise at all except for his powers, the entirety of which made zero sense given that he hated Reginald more than any of his other siblings save maybe Diego, and overall his death(s) made no difference, even the ones by automobile accident. And seriously, did nobody stop to check on the guy they killed with their car?

No. 5: Number Five

God, okay, here we go. Five was (and unfortunately still is) my favourite character. That said, he was unrecognizable this season. He has very few actual personality traits, most of which relate to his motive-- save the world, or rather, as we've been shown, save the world (but mostly his siblings).

We've been shown multiple times over that he will go to extreme lengths to keep his siblings both alive and somewhat happy, and this season completely obliterated that. Out of his five (ahaha get it?) or so personality traits (asshole, sarcastic, tsundere-like, secretive, cares incredibly deeply), we got shown three, and the ones that were missing are the ones that make him bearable and sensical as a character.

None of his actions from seasons one and two make sense if he doesn't love and care for his family incredibly deeply, but if you were to just watch season three, you wouldn't know it. His reaction to Luther and Klaus's deaths were both underwhelming and also counfounding-- we were shown a very OP and useful power last season-- turning back time. He could have used it multiple times to at least try to save Luther and Klaus, but ultimately didn't, for... what reason? Don't ask me, I have no clue.

Furthermore, his having started the Commission makes no sense-- he hates authority and rules, and hates the Comission even more.

Overall, his character fell bland, flat, and nonsensical.

No. 6 2: Ben

I don't have much to say about Ben. He was an interesting character, that's for sure, and I enjoyed his reconcilliation with Klaus in episode... eight? Nine? But he needed something more. His sudden turn-around to wanting to be part of the family was out of the blue, and it needed more to prelude it.

His character made the most sense, but overall I felt like I was left wanting more of him and less of his weird grab for power, which brings me to the fact that for the Sparrows, numbers seemed interchangable? For the Umbrellas, it was more of a "we're our numbers and then our names", but the Sparrows had a "names then numbers" approach, which was never explained.

A lot of things when it came to the Sparrows were never explained-- Christopher, whatever the "Jennifer Incident" was and why and how it killed Ben, and probably other things I'm not remembering at the moment.

No. 7: Viktor

I'm going to prelude this by saying that Viktor is and has been my least favourite character for a number of reasons, and that hasn't changed.

I went into the season hoping that they wouldn't do a big 'trans narrative', partially because I'm trans and also aware that no matter what they did, it was going to come off weirdly, partially because they weren't planning for it ahead of time, and partially because I was concerned that it would end up being his entire character arc.

It was a lot better than I worried it would be, but I did spend the entire time cringing at the stilted way they addressed it-- especially Five's reaction. (I don't think he'd be a transphobe, but he spent ages zero to thirteen sheltered and being raised by a robot, an alien, and a monkey, and ages thirteen to fifty-eight (ish) alone in an apocalyptic wasteland, and I can't imagine that reading up on trans stuff would be a priority for him).

My personal issues with the way they handled the trans bit aside, Viktor was focused on way more than he really needed to be, especially with his conflict with Allison. I'm still salty about the fact that he tried to sneak Harlan out and had way more loyalty to him than he did his entire family, but to be honest that's more of a personal issue I think?

I genuinely just don't like Viktor all that much, and this season didn't help-- he was babied by the narrative, and Allison blaming him (somewhat rightfully, even if she went about it badly) was treated even worse.

She was correct in that he never faces consequences for his actions, especially given that they still haven't adressed the fact that he tried to kill her and very nearly succeeded.

TLDR; Luther was boring, Diego was the only bearable one, Allison was villianized and OOC, Klaus was weird (derogatory), Five was just an asshole instead of a lovable asshole, Ben needed more personality, and Viktor was just annoying.

[lookingforhappy]

In the TUA comics there’s a character named Carla who has reality warping powers like Allison but instead of “I heard a rumor” she saids “ I don’t believe you” to activate it. What if S4 Claire has Carla’s powers from the comics?

Is that the sparrow girl that chats with Vanya? I've read the comics once or twice but they're not really my thing - too fast and too removed from the characters.

Yeah I think that would be really cool actually!

It would be a really good way for Allison's powers to be negated too! Like how we thought Klaus vs Alphonso was gonna work out. (Alphonso pings his pain back onto his attacker but ghosts don't have a physical body so Klaus was the only one who could have stood against him - oh that would have been so cool!)

A reveal scene with Allison rumouring Claire only for her to completely 180 it by just saying "I don't believe you" would be so fucking epic!!

It's doubly good bc it fits my hc on how the powers should get passed down thru the bloodline too:

Ik a lot of people want the kids' powers to be totally random but I want there to be some connection - not a lot! but like...

take Allison for example, her power is a combination of The Mind and The Voice, so her kid should have a power that is either of The Mind (Mind control, Mind reading, Telepathy, etc etc) or of The Voice (Banshee Scream, omnilingualism, Voice Mimicking, etc etc)

so yeah Claire's power being basically a warped version of Allison's power would be so cool!

[mikasimaginairyworld]

The Umbrella Academy: Firecracker - The Day that Wasn't (6/30)

Umbrella Academy Masterlist

warning: nothing actually

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Wednesday, 8:15 AM. The Umbrella Academy.

"Three days?", Allison asked handing everyone their coffees.

"That's what Five said.", Luther confirmed.

"That bastard did mention the apocalypse now that think of it.", Klaus commented sitting next to Nailah on the sofa. "He just left out the part how soon."

"But can we trust him? I don't know if you've noticed but Five's a little...", Allison swirled her finger next to her head signalling craziness.

"Our little psycho.", Nailah chuckled affectionately which earned her a disdained look from Diego.

"He was pretty convincing. If he wasn't trying to stop an apocalypse, those lunatics wouldn't be chasing him.", Luther assured.

"That's why they were after him?", Diego asked clearly still in disbelief. 

"What did Five even see?", Allison asked Luther.

Luther began stuttering:"Uh, apparently, we all fought together against whoever is responsible." Everyone looked at him expectantly.

Luther just stood in front of them in a presenting manner: "Okay. So, here's the plan. We go through dad's research..."

"Wait, what?", Allison interrupted him.

"Wait a tick. What actually happened the first time around?", Klaus asked. At the word tick, Nailah straightened her back. Hurriedly she grabbed a notebook and pencil that were lying around and began aggressively scribbling some numbers, symbols and letters. Everyone looked at her in confusion but chose to ignore it.

"Yeah, what are you not telling us? Come on big boy, spit it out.", Diego asked. Luther looked at Nailah in a questioning manner. "Don't look at me. You're Number One, Primo.", she said not looking up from the paper.

Luther sighed heavily:"We died.", he said and took a large sip from his coffee.

"What was that?", Allison asked not quite believing what she just heard.

"He said we died.", Nailah helped him out. Everyone looked at each other in shock.

"It is just us?", Allison asked.

"No, it's everybody."

"In the house?"

"No, outside the house. The whole planet dies."

"Hey, what's going on?", they all turned around to face Vanya who was now standing in the saloon with Leonard by her side. Nailah's gaze darkened and Allison was equally pleased to see him there.

"It's a family matter.", Allison said and immediately bit her tongue.

"A family matter.", Vanya repeated. "So you couldn't bother to include me."

"No, it's not like that. We were...", Allison tried to rescue herself but to no avail.

"Don't let me interrupt.", Vanya said in a sad voice and turned around to leave the house.

"Wait. I'll fill you in later, when we're done.", Allison followed her.

"Please, please don't bother. And I won't either.", Vanya said facing Allison. Leonard positioned himself right behind her to which Nailah silently moved to do the same behind Allison. Even though Nailah had absolutely no opinion about Leonard she didn't like him securing Vanya's back the way he did. It was almost as if he was showing off his toy that had learned to speak.

"That's not fair.", Allison said.

"Fair? There's nothing fair about being your sister. I have been left out of everything for as long as I can remember. And I used to think it was dad' fault. But he's dead. So it turns out you're the assholes. Especially you two. Always two against one.", the last part Vanya clearly directed at Nailah standing behind Allison. 

Vanya left the room leaving Leonard behind. He scanned both sisters with an unreadable expression. Allison and Nailah both send him a warning glance and he too followed Vanya to the exit. Walking back to the group Nailah whispered to Allison:"I get why you don't trust him." Allison send her a grateful glance.

"I'm gonna find Vanya and explain.", Allison announced but Luther stopped her: "Wait! There isn't time. We need to figure out what causes the apocalypse."

"Now, there are loads of possibilities. Nuclear war, asteroids but I'm thinking this is about the moon.", Luther began.

"The moon?", Nailah asked crossing her arms.

​​​​​​​"Dad must've send me up there for a reason. And I was giving him daily updates on the conditions, I send him field samples. The first thing we need to do is find his research."​​​​​​​ ,Luther explained.

"Hold the phone. We all died fighting this thing the first time around, remember?", Klaus said sprawled out on the bar.

"Klaus shockingly has a point. What gives us a win this time?", Diego asked.

"Five. Last time we didn't have him. We weren't all together.", Luther said while Klaus paled dramatically clearly not feeling well.

​​​​​​​"Yeah, where is he, by the way? I might have a solution to his problem.", Nailah said waving the notebook full of equations.

"Well, he had a plan to change the timeline. He'll be back soon.", Luther said and Nailah scoffed.

"Great. Then I'll just run the tests by myself."​​​​​​​, Nailah scoffed and went upstairs too get some more of her old calculations.

"I'm going after Hazel and Cha-Cha.", Diego announced gathering his stuff and joined Nailah on the stairwell.

"Look, I know you wanna avenge your friend, but we've got bigger problems here.", Luther tried to stop Diego.

"She wasn't just some friend! If I'm gonna die, I need to know that I killed those bastards first.", Diego  shouted shaking off Luther's hand from his shoulder. 

"Klaus?", Luther asked confused at the sight of a stumbling Klaus.

Klaus didn't react until Luther shouted at him. "Yes! Sorry. What do you want?"

"So what? You're giving up on the world, too?", Luther asked.

​​​​​​​"Yeah. Pretty much. Mm-hmm.", Klaus confirmed. 

"So that's it. You're cool with all of us dying in three days?"

Klaus just turned around groaning not bothering to further engage in this conversation. Luther scoffed turning to Allison. "I can't believe it. It's just us.", he said but immediately spotted the regret on Allison's face.

"Oh, please. Not you too.", he sighed.

"I have to book a flight back to LA. If this happens I have to be with my daughter, custody be damned. And you've said it yourself... we need the full force of the Academy to even stand a chance. I'm sorry, Luther.", Allison gently stroked Luther's cheek and she too left the room.

"Ah, shit.", Diego groaned trying to tie his boots. His broken arm was absolutely killing him.

"Hey.", Klaus said shyly appearing in the doorway with a bundle of rope around his shoulders.

"Hey, uh.. do you mind?", Diego asked.

​​​​​​​"Oh yea, yea sure. I'll tie that up. If you tie me up later.", Klaus said tossing Diego the rope.

"Come again?", Diego asked confused.

"Sounds kinky.", Nailah commented appearing behind Klaus with a dark backpack filled to the brim with books and notebooks.

"How is it that you always seem to have more scientific stuff in your room?  It's like a black hole.", Klaus asked in a sleazy voice.

Nailah shrugged:"Science isn't a hobby. It's a lifestyle full of year long research. What'd you do anyways?" She motioned her head to Diego's arm.

"A souvenir from Hazel.", he said. "Again, why's you need me to tie you up?", Diego asked Klaus again.

​​​​​​​"You know, last time I was sober was that roaring good time when those freaks had me tied up in the motel room.", Klaus said.

​​​​​​​"You are one twisted bonehead.", Diego snarled.

"Why? You're that one that's always like 'Klaus, you need to. get sober, bro.'"

​​​​​​​"There's better ways to get clean, though."

"Not for me there isn't. I need someone to take away my options."

"Fine. But she's coming too. I'm defiantly not taking full responsibility for this.", Diego said tossing the rope to Nailah.  "Fine by me.", she said and they all made their way to the attic.

Luther was frantically looking for any sign of his samples but to no avail. 

"Everything alright, Master Luther?", Pogo asked.

Luther spun around facing the ape: "Where are they? The boxes, the reports, the samples? All the correspondence I sent from the moon?"

"I'm not sure. Your father was a very private person... ", Pogo began.

"Stop it, Pogo! You know everything out dad did.", Luther panted heavily.

Pogo sighed in defeat and pointed to the floor with his cane. Luther immediately tipped the wooden foorpiece out and began scattering the packets he had send from the moon all over the floor. To his confusion he saw that they were all unopened. 

Diego and Nailah had chained Klaus to the chair and were now circling him with the rope.

"I hate this room.", Diego grunted annoyed.

"Tighter, higher.", Klaus ordered sweating.

Nailah looked at him with scepticism and then at Diego. She shrugged and both she and Diego pulled harder.

Klaus winced: "Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Ah! Ahh!"

​​​​​​​"Yeah, if I see a boner, I'm done.", Nailah said with a disgusted look on her face. ​​​​​​​"That would be too weird even for me."

Diego glared at her. "What?", she asked. "Too weird even for you? Didn't know that existed."

"You're one to talk. You're in spandex trying to make a reasonable impression."

"It's leather."

"Whatever."

Nailah and Diego glared at each other again.  "End of the world and you wanna get sober all of a sudden. Don't get me wrong, man. Good by you. But I'd think you'd wanna pop every pill on the planet.", Diego scoffed at Klaus.

"Yeah, that thought crossed my mind, believe me, but there's something I need to do, and the whole pesky thing doesn't seem to work unless I'm sober.", Klaus groaned.

"Is this about conjuring the one you lost?", Nailah asked softly.

"What was her name?", Diego asked after a minute of silence from Klaus.

"His name was Dave. We soldiered together at the A Shau Valley in the Mountain of the Crouching Beast.", Klaus corrected.

​​​​​​​"Well, Dave must've bee a very special person to put up with your weird-ass shit.", Diego said and earned a light slap from Nailah on the back of her head and a tired chuckle from Klaus.

"Yeah. Yeah, he was... kind. And strong. And vulnerable. And... beautiful. And I was...  foolish enough to follow him all the way to the front line.", Klaus lost himself in the memories for a moment.

"You fought in the shit?", Diego asked impressed.

"Oh, yeah, baby."

"How'd they let you do that?", Nailah asked.

"Let me? War couldn't take enough bodies. Please. Including his.", Klaus sniffed sadly.

Nailah looked at Diego then back at Klaus. She carefully leaned down and put her arms around Klaus. Everybody knew Nailah hated being touched and Klaus enjoyed the demonstration of affection, knowing it came from the depths of her heart.

"Hey, look at us. Loggin' in some quality sibling time before the end of the world.", Klaus commented when Nailah let him go.

"Yeah, might as well.", Diego said securing the last part of the rope.

​​​​​​​"Everyone I like is already dead.", Diego mumbled to himself. ​​​​​​​"Ah, yes. The lady cop.", Klaus said. "Yeah, mom, too. I let them both down. So here I am. Alone with you two."

Klaus looked at his siblings in an affectionate manner. Diego pat his shoulder and both he and Nailah made there way down.

"Ah, shit!", Klaus shouted in the last second. "What?", Diego and Nailah asked in unison.

"I need to pee.", Klaus confessed.

"Not it!", Nailah screamed running down the stairs.

"Nailah!", Diego shouted after her. He sighed and made his way to untie Klaus again.

Allison quietly entered Reginald's old study where Luther was sitting on the floor.

​​​​​​​"So, I couldn't get out a flight until tonight, and I don't know what to do. I can't just sit here so I'm gonna head to the airport and wait.", she said.

​​​​​​​"I just wanted to say goodbye.", she added after Luther didn't react.

"Luther?", she asked placing a hand on his shoulder. Luther inhaled sharply.

"I've found dad's research from my mission on the moon.", he said in a dead voice. Allison looked around the room confused. 

​​​​​​​"Every single package was still sealed. He never opened them because he never cared what I was doing up there.", Luther continued. "Four years of my life. A lie."

"What an asshole.", Allison commented.

"I'm not the right person to stop this apocalypse, Allison."

"Hey, Luther. Don't say that"

"No, the world needs a leader and I'm not it. I'm not. Dad knew it and now I know it. I'm done."

Allison smiled mischievously. ​​​​​​​"Can I show you something?", she asked. 

Allison led Luther to the for they had build as kids. They shared a sweet moment together which included over ten year long expired sodas and Allison showing Luther that she still had the locket he had given her.

​​​​​​​"You know what? I think I'm okay. I think it's better if I don't do this.", Klaus said standing up from the chair having changed his mind about contouring Dave.

​​​​​​​"Nope. Sit down.", Diego said putting a warning hand on Klaus' chest.

"Diego, listen. Listen. Just listen.",  Klaus began and tried to run past his brother but Diego knew the drill. He quickly punched Klaus in the stomach and dragged him to the chair. 

"Damn it, Diego! Stop! Stop it! No, no! Get off!"

Diego grabbed Klaus in a death lock. "Shut up! "

"I can conjure her for you. Patch. I can...", Klaus began in desperation.

"Don't use her name like that!", Diego screamed. "You can't conjure shit until you're clean. I don't wanna see her until I can tell her that I've buried those bastards that killed her."

"Please, Diego. Please.", Klaus begged but Diego only fastened the rope.

Diego reached for a blue bucket nearby slamming it on the floor causing Klaus to flinch: "This is for next time, hmm? Puke, pee whatever you need. Multipurpose. See?"

Diego stood up angrily and left the attic without looking back. 

Klaus shouted after him:"Diego! Come back! Diego, you prick!"

In Nailah's apartman hell seemed to have been loose. Loud, harsh rock music was playing through all possible speakers as Nailah scribbled around her notebooks in frustration.

​​​​​​​"Where the hell are you, Five.", she mumbled to herself angry that she wasn't able to solve the equations by herself.

She'd had a brilliant idea. Hell, she'd even been snooping around Five's room in hopes of finding some useful information but all she found were time and space altering functions.

Nailah got up from her chair and took another sample of her blood. After quickly checking it under the microscope she then placed it in the pod and changed the parameters with the variables she had gotten from her last calculations. She let the pod close with a dull thumb and set it to 5 minutes. This should equal about a month of aging.

The machine whirred and then went silent. Only the green screen indicated that it was still working. Nailah sighed in exhaustion and ruffed her curly hair out as if to shake out the nerves. Why wasn't it working.

As soon as the 5 minutes were over, Nailah placed the blood sample under the microscope. Stunned she actually saw changes. Quickly she placed the sample in her Ager and waited for the result. With a quiet ping the screen was illuminated with exactly 2.678.400 seconds more age than before it was placed in the pod. Nailah nearly screamed in happiness. 

It had worked. 

Quickly she grabbed Five's bloody bandage she had found in his room. She checked the vitality of the blood and as soon as she was sure it was still living, she placed it in the Ager. It showed pretty exactly the age of a 13year old body.

Happily she placed the sample in the pod. She adjusted the parameters to fit Five's specifics as well as his ability to time travel. She had a long time ago figured out the molecular and biochemical differences between him and the rest of their siblings. 

The machine whirred again and after 5 minutes Nailah put the sample in the Ager again. She began chewing on her nails, nervous if. it had worked. The Ager pinged quietly making her jump up. Nailah glanced at the screen.

2.678.400 seconds more than before.

Nailah Hargeeves had just managed to artificially age up an organism without damaging it.

What an addition to her portfolio it would be.

Vanya leaned down in Leonard's house to pick up socks he had forgotten to take with him to put in the dryer. Something in a familiar red color flashed before her eyes. Leaning down further Vanya peaked under the bed and pulled the object out.

It was a red notebook with golden letters on it: R.H.

Reginald Hargreeves.

Vanya opened a page and scanned the contents. They were all about her. Number Seven.

Why did Leonard have this?

Five grabbed a briefcase from the commission's storage room. The commission was going down in flames, or at least Five hoped it did. He may not have the capacity to end it but he very much had to capacity to cause havoc.

Five ran out of the storage room leaving a grenade inside. A few seconds later the storage room exploded. Five opened the briefcase. He could only hope he travelled enough time back to save the world.

 

Wednesday, 8:15 AM. The Umbrella Academy.  (...again)

"The moon?", Nailah asked crossing her arms.

​​​​​​​"Dad must've send me up there for a reason. And I was giving him daily updates on the conditions, I send him field samples. The first thing we need to do is find his research."​​​​​​​ ,Luther explained.

"Hold the phone. We all died fighting this thing the first time around, remember?", Klaus said sprawled out on the bar.

"Klaus shockingly has a point. What gives us a win this time?", Diego asked.

The air around the bar began swishing and crackling with electricity. A blue light appeared and Five fell down from thin air onto the bar.

The siblings stared at Five for a moment in silence.

​​​​​​​"You guys, am I still high or do you see him too?", Klaus asked. 

​​​​​​​"I'm not high and I see him.", Nailah said moving some strands of Five's bangs from his forehead to see if he was still breathing.

"Five, where have you been?", Luther asked.

"Are you okay?", Allison wanted to know. Five just rolled down the bar nearly injuring himself even more.

The group spotted his scratched face full of soot and blood. "Who did this to you?", Nailah asked in a tone mixed out of. disgust and concern. 

Five spared her a glance: "Irrelevant." He grabbed Allison's coffee mug and emptied it in one huge gulp. Nailah scoffed at the arrogance.

"So, the apocalypse is in three days. The only chance we have to save our world is, well, us."

"The Umbrella Academy", Luther confirmed.

"But with me, obviously.", Five added.

"Modest.", Nailah commented.

"So if y'all don't get your sideshow acts together and get over yourselves we're screwed. Who cares if dad messed us up? Are we gonna let that define us? No. And to give us a fighting chance to see next week I've come back with a lead.", Five announced holding a piece of paper up.

​​​​​​​"I know who's responsible for the apocalypse. This is who we have to stop.", he handed the note to Allison.

"Harold Jenkins?", Klaus asked confused. 

"Who the hell is Harold Jenkins?", Diego added at the same time.

"That's what we have to find out. Nailah, how are you doing on the aging me up thing?", Five slurped the last bit of his second coffee.

Nailah raised a brow: "What's that now? What happened with getting over ourselves and getting. our sideshow acts together?"

"Will you, please, for once, just cooperate and answer the question?", Five sighed.

"Not quite done yet. But I'm close.", she said.

Five nodded satisfied:"I suppose that's better than nothing." Nailah scoffed in annoyance.

"Guys? Mind figuring that out later? We're kind of in the middle of saving the world.", Diego interrupted.

-> Umbrella Academy Masterlist

Hiii! So we're more than half of season one into the fic and I just wanted to encourage you to give me any feedback you can think of (just please be respectful and kind <3) and I hope you are enjoying reading this just as much as I am enjoying writing this series.

Love ya &lt;3

[artinandwritin]

Alright I have some time to spare and ngl I really wanna talk about some aus I have for my bbies Niv Siri and their friendos cuz like,,, most of them I created with friends and they're very dear to me so I love to just. Infodump so that I have it written down somewhere <333

The Happy!AU;

One of my actual faves! In which absolutely nothing bad happens, Siri doesn't lose Niv, doesn't have any infertility issues, no-one dies, etc etc. GusSiri end up in a more than happy marriage and have five kiddos, with Niv, the oldest, being born in 1023, Konrad being born in 1024, Sunniva in 1027, son Even in 1030 and Helene last in 1037. And those kiddos don't have trauma either!! It's really cute and adorable and domestic and i adore

Heidi AU;

The au in which Siri got into an arranged marriage with Fredrik Dagtan and had only a daughter, Heidi. I believe i posted some drawings I made for this au a while back, but hey i love talking about it so. Yeah. Siri be being a bit sad in this au but she does love her little family (even if she and Freddie aren't in love and Freddie has a boyfriend outside of their marriage. They only had Heidi out of necessity as to not raise suspicion about them not being in love - and because Siri really wanted a family and was really sad thinking that they couldn't have one) with all her heart.

Royalty AU;

I have posted an entire post about this but yeah. I love it. Me and my friend Bean over on insta actually made this up!! We had a lot of fun coming up with storylines and such and omg i miss it fr

Modern AU;

Aka in which everyone has to do homework and has to get a job. Yay. Siri works in a flower shop in this after school hours (she studies to become a kindergarten teacher) and it's all really wholesome. Also best cousin Astrid and Siri shenanigans as they live their best lives.

Niv Stays!AU;

Aka a Niv doesn't die au!! In this he grows up as a Berkian with his loving mom and dad and it's cute af. In this, the rest of the Assassin Gang are also Berkians (Klaus unfortunately still dies. This time by being pushed off a cliff :() and Niv just has fun running around through New Berk and having friends all around <3

Ghost Hunter AU;

An au me and my friend Sol made like. Over a year ago?? Two years ago? I am not sure anymore but omg i love this au. So the basic idea is that Sol's ocs and GusSiri are ghost hunters with a YouTube channel where they put their videos (a bit like buzzfeed unsolved supernatural lmao) and they have a lot of shenanigans. Sol's main oc and the main ocs daughter are mediums and Siri gets possessed while pregnant with bby Niv! All fun and games >:)

Tags for @rosiethedragongeek ! Had a lot of fun writing this lmao, hope you enjoy! <333

[lightbringer-ultimate]

Shad Plays Future Redeemed: 📻

Warning a big chunk of this has me theory crafting.

OKAY

What

WHY

How

UM

Radio with Vector branding? Same Vector that made KOS-MOS in Xenosaga?

The radio mentions Project Exodus and mentions an Arc Ship called Icarus, which fits the naming convention of Xenoblade X.

But also name drops DIMITRI? XENOSAGA AGAIN?

Look Na'el and Matthew's Heart to Heart is probably really wholesome and sweet but YEAH NO I WAS LOOKING AT THE SUBTITLES ABOVE.

Some people in the Xenoblade netspace claim that the Xenoblade X nods here are like...just nods and aren't really confirming anything while the Saga stuff should be important.

Look. That's a bias, plus I really think something more deep is going on here. Something that's kinda big? Takahashi is definitely cooking a buffet for us.

What I mean here is, okay okay hear me out. Monolith might be getting the Xenosaga IP back? Namco hardly does anything special with it other than have Tales characters wear the corpse that the games have become.

The last major appearance any Xenosaga character has had was in Xenoblade 2. And then we get this.

We have lore from artbooks that already confirmed the possibility that Vector exists in Xenoblade given they're still responsible for KOS-MOS (And Tel-os too) and with it being in Alpha's memory space it retroactively explains things just like a lot of things.

I don't want to turn this gameplay summary into just a huge theory board but it's like...I GOTTA take a whack at this.

Yes X has aliens and Saga doesn't , big woop. Xenoblade already established alternative dimensions and the possible way to interact with them via things like the Conduit.

What if a Vector exists in a world where there IS sentience beyond Earth? It's possible! Keep in mind that KOS-MOS is canonical to Xenoblade 2, as she's in base game.

Future Redeemed established that all quests you do are canonical as is fighting every Unique Monster.

So Rex at some point woke KOS-MOS.

Its mentioned in the artbook that both battle androids were on the World Tree and fell to the clouds if my memory is correct.

The idea of core crystal technology wasn't nearly at the point it becomes once 2 starts, but given Vector exists...this version of of the company probably used core crystal tech in their designs. Not sure if Klaus believed in open source but like...KOS-MOS definitely knows what the World Tree really is.

Okay yeah I'm scraping just the surface of Xenosaga stuff but like, I feel under qualified to talk about it. Leave that to the diehards.

But X I feel perfectly qualified in.

We see a reformed world in the post credits scene with SOMETHING careening down to it. Saga fans will claim we're looking at somewhere important from their game, but X fans will say its Mira. Meaning what we see falling is either the White Whale...or a Saga Spoiler.

Keep in mind this is a Xenoblade game.

It's probably Mira and the White Whale. Which yes, would be conflicting since "WELL THEN WHY HAVE THE VECTOR STUFF AND MENTION DIMITRI AND ALL THAT?! THERE'S SPACE COLONIZATION. "

X had a lot of Saga blood for sure, but this seems to pretty much hint that something wacky is happening in greater Xenoblade lore.

Earth went BOOM in X, but Klaus destroyed it/split it in the trilogy. So that's the argument people make. How can the reformed world be Mira if earth died a different way in X?

I...I really don't have an answer other than it's possible that Mira has some strange way of pulling other universes peoples in to preserve life because it's core is Origin or something?

Look I'm stretching here I'll admit. But I'm just wondering if time and space warping caused something?

This DLC broke me, Matthew says his full name at the end confirming that the house titles are indeed Last Names and as far as I care, Ortiz is Shulk's and Rodes is Rex's since that's the last names their kids chose to use at least.

They fused into a huge mech. Alpha's second phase belongs in Bayonetta, N actually has pretty damn good writing with depths I didn't expect.

But I'm still not gonna calm down about that DAMN RADIO!

Edit: Okay so after giving more thought, I can see the Xenosaga connections more clearly, and yeah they're important. Namco did snag the copyright to Xenosaga a while back (the Fandom went nuts). And while I don't think the future connections will be as glaringly obvious as some might hope, I do see Namco popping in to allow references moving forward. I expect them to use X substitutes when needed if they can't agree to do __

X definitely is its own separate universe within the multiverse, but I would at least say that hypothetically some characters from X would exist in a Trilogy universe, just not in the same exact roles due to timeline wackiness. (No Elma though, she would break the No Xenoforms rule).

[feralnumberfive]

I h8 how they changed emo bens look in d new trailer d directors r so dumb it wouldve been real funnyy if they kept the look n some1 in d umbrellas point out how EMo n lame his look is and he just caves in and have it cut or sumth

Y'know I agree with you also for the continuity part of it too. I know a lot of people are probably thinking "It's a haircut, it's not big deal lmao" and yeah it's not something huge but did they really just decide to show a sudden change in Ben's haircut right away instead of cutting it later? Just to probably make him look sharper right off the bat instead of his emo haircut? We could have had a scene of Diego or Klaus making fun of his hair and it would have been funny! And the fact that you're saying that they make fun of him enough that he gets his hair cut is even funnier!

I know the sudden change of his haircut is either just because they didn't shoot this scene first and shot it after Justin got his haircut for later in the season and then they shot this scene but didn't want to put a wig on him or it's just something the directors/producers or whoever put in as "Yep we changed his haircut and we're not going to say anything about it and people are just going to have to imagine that he's had it like that the whole time" but I personally think that it's just dumb and like I said, it's still a continuity error (I don't know if I want to use "error" since they're aware of what they're doing but it's a continuity "wtf?" nonetheless I guess lol)

And I haven't seen anyone else talk about this either, but Five's hair changed too. I'm not talking about his emo hair either (granted his hair has just flopped lower in the mini promo clip and we've seen from the few promos of Aidan and the new Five poster that his hair is almost exactly like his S2 hair) but the sides of his head are now suddenly buzzed down in the mini promo too right off the bat.

Okay well the S3 screenshots of him aren't the best but it's all that I have lol but you can tell from the top left screenshot of S2 that it has slightly changed. With Aidan's hair I know that it definitely has to do with just the way his hair was cut for S3, but it's still a difference in his haircut right off the bat. This one however isn't as noticeable as Ben's sudden hair change. So again, this scene of them meeting right away just might not have been shot first and the actors already had their hair cut from future scenes (without bothering to make their hair look like it did in 2x10) they filmed or this is just a "Pretend nothing has changed!!" moment.

I'm inclined to believe though that this was a "Pretend nothing has changed!!" moment because we didn't get to see the Sparrows at the end of 2x10 so they didn't know what any of them would look like, let alone they didn't have them cast at that point, which makes me believe that they didn't really know what to do with Justin's Sparrow look either

[super-unpredictable98]

Half Virgin | The Umbrella Academy AU

Fandom: The Umbrella Academy Pairing: Klaus x Vicky (OC - The Eighth Child’ Verse) Word Count: about 900 Warning: Strong language, sexual content

a/n: just a quick disclaimer, this takes place right after they get married, just ignore the fact that I still know nothing about their wedding and how this is gonna go lol

(Masterlist)

I had been feeling a little under the weather all day. Klaus noticed and we just stayed in, he brought me (probably stolen) chips and pretzel m&ms, my absolute favorite since I was little, and we watched movies the entire time.

In the middle of Magic Mike, Klaus took it upon himself to get me riled up. First, he made a show of taking his shirt off, then his hand on my thigh, and finally the soft kisses on my neck.

"Hey, Schnucki," he purred next to my ear. "Is this movie doing anything for you?"

"These guys are not really my type," I mumbled, trying to ignore his advances.

"I could dance for you if you want... I can even wear lingerie."

His open-mouthed kisses on my neck were really distracting, but it's not like I had the option to jump his bones:

"Sorry, Klausie, I'm on my period."

"I'm not scared of a bit of blood."

"I'm not really into period sex, I'm sorry."

"Have you ever tried it?"

"No, of course not! I had barely done anything until we started dating, you were the first guy to go down on me."

"Wait, what?" Klaus nearly screamed. "Are you fucking kidding me? Who were those guys you've been dating?

"They were more interested in receiving rather than giving."

"Un-fucking-believable! Eating a girl out is such a turn on, half the time I do it because it gets me off too."

"And that's why you're my husband and not them," I smiled. "None of them was even able to give me an orgasm."

"Oh my God! How is that even possible? You're so sensitive and easy to please... Before me, you only ever came by yourself?"

"Yeah," I shrugged, I thought most girls did.

"What about Michael? The hot surfer guy... He looked like he was good in bed."

"He tried, but he wasn't that experienced."

"You should've told me, I could've given him a few lessons. I'm clearly very good at making you cum," Klaus murmured against my neck.

"Of course... Hey, Michael, why don't you get some tips from my brother? He's a sex god and I would much rather be fucking him right now, but I'm too scared of what people might think."

"You really think I'm a sex god?" he wet his lips with a cocky smirk on his face.

"I think that even might be an understatement..."

"I feel so honored, you know? The first and only guy to ever make Victoria Hargreeves cum. No one can ever say I didn't achieve anything in life ever again."

"Damn this fucking period! All this talk is turning me on."

"That's alright, I can take care of it! Maybe we could try another way?" he bit his lip suggestively.

"Do you mean like I give you a blowjob or something?"

"Well, it sounds nice, but I was thinking more of... You know..."

"Klaus! Are you suggesting what I think you're suggesting?"

"Well, that depends what you think I'm suggesting."

"You wanna fuck my ass? Really?" I shouted as his thoughts entered my mind, loud and clear.

"I'm assuming you've never done that either..." by now the movie had been forgotten, my husband was much more interested in my sexual experiences.

"No, I haven't."

"Aw, that's cute, you were still half virgin when you married me! Would you like to try?"

"I'm scared, I know I don't get hurt, but-"

"You don't need to worry about that, I know how to do it. What kind of sex god would I be if I didn't know how to do anal?"

"I don't know..."

"It feels really good, I can tell you that, but I think you know, huh? You see how I get when you fuck me from behind."

My cheeks turned deep red and Klaus laughed before pressing a tender kiss on my lips.

"You're all flustered, it's adorable. It's just another part of the body, Liebling."

"I know, it's just... No one has ever asked me that before."

He muted the TV and got on top of me with his mischievous grin, the same one he had when he brought weed to hide behind my vanity.

"Are you really embarrassed of me? Me of all people?" he chuckled. "I know every inch of you, inside and out."

"Not this inch."

"I'm certainly familiar with it," he placed his hand on my lower stomach to soothe my cramps like he has been doing ever since the first time I ever had cramps. "Do you really think when I fuck you doggy style..."

"KLAUS!"

"Okay, I'm just saying it's not a big deal, it's lovely!"

"You're weird."

"Yeah, I know."

"If I were to ever try that it would be with you, cause I trust you and all, but I'm not so sure if that's a good idea."

"Ok, how about this: I'll use my finger and if you are not into it, I'll stop and never bring it up again," he held up his pinky for me to take it.

"You'll stop right away?"

"Just tell me to stop and I'm done. I swear on mom's motherboard."

"Alright, I guess we can try," I would be lying if I said I wasn't curious. "But be gentle."

"I will, but if I know you at all, and I do, by the end of the night you'll be asking me the opposite, Schatzi."

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[handonhaven]

At first I really liked the idea of them bringing in Hopes family for cameos. Now I wish it never happened at all. They completely ruined their characters. It makes me glad that Phoebe and Joseph don't want to come back. Bc I can only imagine how badly they would mess up Klaus and Hayley.

I mean really.... They really expect us to believe that the Mikaelsons, Hopes family would let Hope go off with no humanity and not care one way or the other where she is, what's she's doing, how she's doing. And just let her be because that's what Hope made clear that she wants. But what makes that even more OOC is that Freya knows that Hope had to kill Landon the person she loves and isn't/won't do anything to help Hope through that. Or let anyone else in the family know about that either because Rebekah didn't seem to know what was going on with Hope in 4x05 just that she was a full Tribird now. But then again these are the same writers who wrote Freya going to go get a milkshake shortly after helping Hope die.

Sorry but that whole thing is just really frustrating. If you're not gonna write these characters right and in character they don't bring them in or mention them at all. I rather it be that way or what they've given us.

Yeah, it’s seriously so irritating because it would still be so ooc for none of Hope’s family to show up, but then they bring them in and for whatever reason can’t ever have them for more than one episode, so they still end up being ooc. So it’s kinda hard for me to decide which way is best because we lose either way and it sucks. I just wish they could give some sort of reason as to why they aren’t there that would actually justify their absence and make sense, you know? Like, at least have them in another country or something, idk. But something like Freya getting a milkshake? Really? So yeah, I agree, I’m quite glad that Phoebe and Joseph don’t want to come back. And I honestly hope Candice never wants to come back idc. They’ve ruined the twins for me anyway tbh and I’m not even interested in seeing them all interact at this point, and don’t want them screwing up Caroline either.

And exactly, there’s just no way the Mikaelsons would let Hope do who knows what without her humanity. They would be doing whatever they could to help her and wouldn’t give up. And yeah, the fact that Freya knew what Hope had to do and that apparently Rebekah also found out that she killed Landon, yet didn’t actually talk to Hope about that? Didn’t show compassion or concern over the fact that Hope had to kill the love of her life? Rebekah had nothing to say about it, neither of them tried to help her through it, really? There’s just no way. And right? How is it Rebekah didn’t seem to know that Hope most likely had to kill Landon and that she took as long as she did to realize Hope’s humanity was off? I mean, even Clarke figured it out faster than her? Makes no sense at all. But so true, if they had Freya leave Hope while she’s transitioning to get a milkshake, they’ll pretty much do whatever, no matter how absurd and ooc it is.

So yeah, it’s super frustrating. And it does kinda make me feel like it would be better to not bring the characters in if they’re unable to have them acting like themselves or come up with good reasons for why they aren’t there or have to leave. But they can’t even write their own characters in their own show consistently so idk what I expected. The way I’ve been coping is I’m just not even counting so much of this show as canon within tvdu because it’s become such a mess.

[countrymusiclover]

14 - Deerfield vs Lehnsherr

Part 15

She's Human or Weapon

@tyrionsprincess30 @groovy-lady @bigbendyhorns @logolepsic-insomniac @the-big-bad-klaus

Charles entered the room first seeing Raven in her blue form laying on the floor. He dropped down on his knees softly reassuring her. "I'm going to keep you safe. I'm going to keep you out of their hands." He rests a hand to cheek while I watched Erik. He eyes the short man with curly hair standing in the corner staring at us in awe. Erik glanced my direction where I felt him plotting a plan in his head to either kill the man or somebody else. Flashing before my eyes he made a gun fly into his hand aiming it directly at Raven. "Erik, what are you doing?" Charles whipped his head around raising his freehand. He uses his body to still shield her from him. Whipping my head around Logan us having a panic attack against the wall. Hank and I share the same worried look when Erik spoke. "Securing our future...forgive me Mystique. As long as you're out there we'll never be safe." Erik started to pull the trigger until Hank tackled him raising the gun in the air. Raven breaks through the glass window with a bullet in her leg.

Charles gets knocked to the ground when Hank slowly turns into his beast form chasing after Erik. Turning on my heels I jumped through the broken glass levitating myself in the air. Hank tackled Erik to the ground punching him. Everyone in the crowd has there eyes on us as I try helping Raven to her feet. She grunts seeing blood run down her leg from where the bullet was. Erik and Hank fight in the ar until he wrapped the metal around Hank getting him off him. Erik gasped getting out of the water until I threw him backwards onto the concrete. He grunts holding himself up with his hands completely soaked head to toe. "Aurora stay back. You don't need to be involved with this." He rises to his feet but I shake my head clutching my hands into fists at my sides. "Yeah I do. I have to get involved when you try and kill one of my friends...you promised you wouldn't hurt one of your own. But you lied." Erik opened his right hand drawing some of the metal fencing towards me. People scream running away afraid he will use it on them but he tries wrapping it around me.

"I put my trust in you for years, Erik. Looking at you now that was a mistake. How am I supposed to know you won't come after my child if they are have powers like Raven." I wave my hand crunching the metal pole with a clutch of my fist. He opened his hand dragging me forward by my mother's metal necklace around my neck. Halting in my tracks I throw my hands forward screaming to throw him backwards towards the building. "I'm trying to save us all, Aurora. If they get Raven your child will live in a war. Do you and Charles really want that for the boy or girl?" He croaked out seeing police coming towards us. He just waved his hand pushing them back like they were nothing to him. The wind blows my hair into a crazy mess shaking my head no to him. "Of course we don't want that to happen. But I am not going to kill my friend to save the world. Charles says we can do better, killing people who hate us isn't the best thing to do." Erik raised his hand about to throw me but I opened both of my hands screaming again. The glass behind him in the building breaks when he flies backwards getting scrapes on his body, screaming fills around me with the sound of clicking cameras. "Leave Raven alone, Erik. She deserves to live." I mumbled to him on the ground running towards an alleyway hoping to get out of view.

Pressing my head into the brick wall I try catching my breath. Clutching my hands into fists at my sides I can't believe I was stupid enough to do that. I could have just tried fighting my friend without showing my mutations. Now we will be all over the news, made to be feared by the tiny man we saw in the office. I hear people all speaking around the corner in a massive panic so I pick up my feet starting to run again. I haven't had to run from people for years. I thought I was done with this after Erik killed Shaw but he's now the reason I'm running again. Halting in my run I end up on the side of a road seeing a car so I wave it to stop and it actually does. "You need a ride?" The driver asked and I nodded getting into the car giving him the address. He drove me to the airport and I got through security fine by using my mind power making them forget my face. Exiting the airport I see Charles car waiting for me outside. Climbing in the backseat he gives me a hug looking for injuries. "Are you hurt, Roa?" Shaking my head no I brush hair from his eyes seeing the fear going away slowly. Laying my head against his chest he wrapped an arm around me until I heard a strange voice in my head, one that I had never heard before. "Mommy, daddy." The voice belongs to a child just by the different tone making me shoot my eyes opened sucking in a breath.

Comments really appreciated ❤️

I just discovered a kitchen scene that was cut from Days of Future Past with Raven and Charles talking. Should I include that in this book????

[kaiparker-avengerssmut]

MAKE YOU SCREAM

Pairing | Lucien Castle x Reader

Warnings | smut, vaginal sex, unprotected sex, oral sex (f reviving), swearing

Word count | 1085

Summary | Lucien made a bet with you that he could make you scream

"Fuck, Lucien." You moaned, hands grabbing your tits desperately, legs thrown over his shoulders as his tongue drove you through another orgasm. He pulled away smirking, his thick fingers still buried to the knuckle in your cunt, never relenting as you moaned and squirmed.

"Told you I could make you scream." He threw out with a wink, his smug expression never faltering as you threw your head back with a particularly loud moan with another release.

It all started with a stupid bet. You were cocky enough to believe he would go through with it, but here you were - laying sprawled over his king-sized bed, eyes rolling and back arching in pleasure as he brought you orgasm after orgasm.

You lent against the bar, chin propped on your hand as you bent forward slightly, cleavage on display and legs crossed elegantly as Lucien chided away.

"There is no way a girl would pick you over me." Klaus teased, taking a big pull of his drink before setting the now-empty glass on the hard wood counter. Lucien cocked a brow.

"Oh yeah? When was the last time you made a girl scream?" Lucien jeered and Klaus' smirk grew, a puff of laughed escaping him as she shook his head.

"Why don't you ask this little one." Klaus said with a smug expression, gesturing towards you pitched beside him at the bar. Lucien took the time to look you up and down, his brows raising as his tongue poked out to smooth over his bottom lip. When both men proceeded to look at you but neither spoke, you took it as a hint it was your turn.

You were Klaus' bitch, if you like. He paid you to fuck him, and you would be more than happy to let him, for free. Your ultimate goal was to be turned, but Klaus insisted you would need 'strengthening up a bit' first. He wasn't particularly protective of you, as he saw you more as a stress relief and mid-night booty call than anything else.

"No-one can make me scream like Niklaus." You purred, leaning forward even more, tongue darting out to wet your lips seductively, a lustful fire burning in your eyes with mischief. Lucien lent forward too, his chin now propped up by his hand, too, mimicking you.

"Oh really?" He inquired, intrigued.

"Really." You confirmed, sitting back and up straight again. Lucien seemed to ponder for a moment.

"So, old friend, do you reckon it'd be okay if I took your lovely...lady for a spin? Maybe, we can test her theory." Lucien proposed, attention now on Klaus. Klaus sat back with a smile, eyes trained on his hands knowingly as he spun his glass.

"Well, shed not mine, per say. Do what you like, mate, just make sure you don't break her completely." Klaus approved, standing from his chair and starting to walk off. He turned around before he could get too far, adding, "oh, and do tell me who the winner is, sweetheart." Klaus said to you, throwing you a wink before adorning his coat and graceful walking off.

Lucien slowly pulled his fingers from you, maintaining eye contact as he slowly licked them clean, moaning around them as he tasted you.

"Fuck, you taste good, darling." He praised, his thick accent making arousal pool at your core almost instantly. Lucien stood, stripping out of his dress shirt and trousers, making quick work of shedding from his boxers and climbing over you. "Now, to make you really scream." He murmured, eyes bright with lust and he teased your entrance with his cock, running the tip through your folds before slipping the head into your begging hole.

You whined, making to grab onto Lucien but he hand other plans, collecting your wrists in his hand and holding them over your head. You were completely at his mercy, and the throat made you groan hornily.

"So...fucking...tight." He half moaned, half groaned, pushing into you inch by inch, stretching his walls deliciously around his cock. He withdrew slowly, until only his tip remained before slamming into you, hitting your cervix and making you cry out. His pace soon picked up, his pelvis smacking into yours ever time his hips snapped forward. He fucked you deep, the original burn of the stretch fading into pure pleasure as he pounded you.

You moans were loud, desperate, pleading. His grip on your wrists soon disappeared, his arms resting either side of your head, caging you in. Yours reached for his shoulders, your nails taking down his biceps and drawing blood which soon healed over. His lips dipped you your neck, sucking and licking until it was scattered with purple and red marks.

The bus teeth sank into you. At first you screamed in pain, shock. But after a moment it turned to pleasure, need. It felt so good, so exhilarating, having his fangs sunk into your neck as his dick thrusted ruthlessly into your pussy. He pulled away, having taken only enough blood to get a taste, the red liquid running from his lips and over his chin, purple-grey veins trickling down his cheeks. He smashed his lips to yours, hungrily, passionately, violently. It was all teeth and tongue, clashing and banging as you swallowed each others moans.

He pulled away, his hand snaking around your throat and squeezing lightly, resting the waters. When you moaned in response he smirked, tightening his grip so you struggled to breathe. His other hand made its way down to your clit, flicking the swollen nub a few times - sending your hips jolting up into his - before running his thumb over it in tight circles.

Your orgasm crashed over your, your back arching up and a scream so loud ripping from your throat it could have been mistaken for someone being murdered. Lucien kept going, chasing after his own release and soon getting there with how tight your walls were squeezing him.

He slowly pulled out, marvelling at how his cum leaked out of you as you payed there, utterly knackered and panting. He flopped down on the bed desire you, pressing sloppy kisses to the side of your neck before nibbling on your earlobe.

"I think I won." He smirked in your ear.

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My Top Posts in 2022:

#5

hi guys its been exactly 6 hours and 50 minutes since tua s3 dropped

i uh,,,, i finished it

17 notes - Posted June 22, 2022

#4

GUYS.GUYS!!! GUYS!!!!! RELEASE DATE FOR TUA!!!!!! JUNE 22!!!!!

I HAVE BEEN IN HTIS FUCKING FANDOM SINCE SEPTEMBER 2020 I HAVE READ EVERY SINGLE FIVE FIC THERE IS AND I DON'T JUST MEAN THE ONES UNDER THE FIVE-CENTRIC TAG I MEAN ALL OF THEM.

I AM GOING COMPLETLEY OFF THE WALLS I CANNOT BE CONTIANED THIS IS THE BEST DAY OF MY LIFE

20 notes - Posted March 13, 2022

#3

No. 1: Luther

I don't have much to say on Luther other than that the romance was completely unnessesary. It did nothing for the characters and moved the plot forward none, and furthermore it wasn't even interesting. The characters moved into it way too fast to be believable, and to be honest I was just bored with it, because it was a boring, cookie-cutter romance with no real substance.

His death didn't even move forward the plot at all either, they could have killed Klaus and left him alive-- the result would have been the same, given that Five was already certain that Reginald was up to something.

No. 2: Diego

Diego was honestly the most bearable character this season, partially due to the fact that he was actually in character, if you ignore the fact that he looked at a white kid and was like "yeah sure that's mine and Lila's". Did nobody think of that?

His character didn't really move forward either, partially due to the fact that his entire arc was focused on a kid that wasn't even related to the plot, and then focused on Lila, whose involvement didn't even really make sense. His reaction to Klaus's death-by-Stan was extremely underdone, and didn't really have any emotional impact.

No. 3: Allison

Allison was villianized heavily this season, what with her grudge against Viktor and her newfound willingness to rumour anyone for any reason. And honestly, I don't blame her. The writing was shit when it came to her, but I'd be angry at Viktor too, even if she did go overboard at times. The assault scene made zero sense for her character (at least in my opinion) given that she seemed to be dedicated to Ray and her daughter, and it had zero impact on the plot OR the characters, which is even worse. Her character overall had the most impact on the plot, which is laughable given that the majority of her actions were being mean to Viktor and rumouring people unnecessarily to show that she was having issues, which could have done numerous other ways.

No. 4: Klaus

Klaus had none of the charm that made him likeable past episode 2. His weird alliegance with Reginald did nothing for the plot other than working to move his powers forwards, which could have been done with multiple other people, and getting Reginald off the pills, which was a weird and convoluted subplot that didn't make any sense other than to explain why he hadn't completed his project already.

 He didn't move forward character-wise at all except for his powers, the entirety of which made zero sense given that he hated Reginald more than any of his other siblings save maybe Diego, and overall his death(s) made no difference, even the ones by automobile accident. And seriously, did nobody stop to check on the guy they killed with their car?

No. 5: Number Five

God, okay, here we go. Five was (and unfortunately still is) my favourite character. That said, he was unrecognizable this season. He has very few actual personality traits, most of which relate to his motive-- save the world, or rather, as we've been shown, save the world (but mostly his siblings).

We've been shown multiple times over that he will go to extreme lengths to keep his siblings both alive and somewhat happy, and this season completely obliterated that. Out of his five (ahaha get it?) or so personality traits (asshole, sarcastic, tsundere-like, secretive, cares incredibly deeply), we got shown three, and the ones that were missing are the ones that make him bearable and sensical as a character.

None of his actions from seasons one and two make sense if he doesn't love and care for his family incredibly deeply, but if you were to just watch season three, you wouldn't know it. His reaction to Luther and Klaus's deaths were both underwhelming and also counfounding-- we were shown a very OP and useful power last season-- turning back time. He could have used it multiple times to at least try to save Luther and Klaus, but ultimately didn't, for... what reason? Don't ask me, I have no clue.

Furthermore, his having started the Commission makes no sense-- he hates authority and rules, and hates the Comission even more.

Overall, his character fell bland, flat, and nonsensical.

No. 6 2: Ben

I don't have much to say about Ben. He was an interesting character, that's for sure, and I enjoyed his reconcilliation with Klaus in episode... eight? Nine? But he needed something more. His sudden turn-around to wanting to be part of the family was out of the blue, and it needed more to prelude it.

His character made the most sense, but overall I felt like I was left wanting more of him and less of his weird grab for power, which brings me to the fact that for the Sparrows, numbers seemed interchangable? For the Umbrellas, it was more of a "we're our numbers and then our names", but the Sparrows had a "names then numbers" approach, which was never explained.

A lot of things when it came to the Sparrows were never explained-- Christopher, whatever the "Jennifer Incident" was and why and how it killed Ben, and probably other things I'm not remembering at the moment.

No. 7: Viktor

I'm going to prelude this by saying that Viktor is and has been my least favourite character for a number of reasons, and that hasn't changed.

I went into the season hoping that they wouldn't do a big 'trans narrative', partially because I'm trans and also aware that no matter what they did, it was going to come off weirdly, partially because they weren't planning for it ahead of time, and partially because I was concerned that it would end up being his entire character arc.

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59 notes - Posted June 24, 2022

#2

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144 notes - Posted March 17, 2022

My #1 post of 2022

they couldn't do COVID in the Miraculous universe because no one would be able to recognize anyone at all

like, they'd all get to class and someone calls the police because that's not their teacher at the head of the class

there's a headline like 'who is the new masked superhero saving Paris?' only to have one a few days later that's like 'mysterious superhero revealed to be LADYBUG'

(post brought to you courtesy of my older sibling)

307 notes - Posted January 23, 2022

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