#You can't even imagine how loud I screamed and squealed

[chodzacaparodia]

Me rn:

[ashtheketchum]

How would the Sawyer family react to their first kiss? (+ Thomas Hewitt)

A/N: I thought for a long time about whether I really wanted to start something with the horror fandom here and I've decided to do it! I'm a huge Texas Chainsaw Massacre fan and accordingly I'm going to write something about these characters. This is my first time writing for the Sawyers and Thomas, so please show mercy!

Warnings: GN.Reader, mention of s(c)ex, mention of cannibalism, I use they/them pronouns for Bubba

Characters: Bubba Sawyer, Drayton Sawyer, Chop Top Sawyer, Nubbins Sawyer, Thomas Hewitt

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Bubba Sawyer:

They would squeal loudly and mumble something that you can't understand

They never thought that someone as adorable as you would ever kiss them!

They would also be so happy that they would hug you and spin around on the spot

If your ribs aren't broken from the hug, they wouldn't let go until you couldn't breathe anymore

Then they would apologize with loud whimpers and squeaking noises

If the brothers found out, they would be a little shy before admitting it

They would make fun of it in their own way, but you didn't mind

But they themself would never kiss you on the mouth afterwards, but on the cheek or forehead

They just feel too insecure to kiss you on the mouth without really knowing that you want it too (But oh boy, you want it)

But you also respect that they doesn't want to step out of their comfort zone

Drayton Sawyer:

This poor old man would say insults under his breath

Don't expect too much of a reaction from him, he doesn't believe much in love and (as he would spell it) scex

But he's an old fashion man that means he would also give you a peck back (But only if his brothers aren´t around-)

But nothing more

"Why would you kiss an old man like me now?" would be a question he would ask you, but he still has a slight grin on his lips

Sometimes he also teases you that these lips recently ate a human

If his brothers found out about this, he would beat them with his broom

Bubba would just shyly turn away and cover their eyes, so Drayton only insults them

Don't you dare kiss him in front of his family! He doesn't like to do it, but if you provoke him, he'll use the broom on you too!

With him, there would only be small pecks, don't expect more from him

Chop Top Sawyer:

He would jump around happily and scream loudly

"I just got a kiss! I just got a kiss!"

Then he would ask you for a kiss again

And then again

And then again-

His brothers wouldn't even have to find out, he would tell his brothers himself

When Drayton acts disgusted or disappointed, Chop Top just teases him about being jealous

When you're alone, you always listen to music together and while listening to the music, you would kiss over and over again

Chop Top says that you should time your kisses to the beat

After your first kiss, there would be no more "normal" kisses, only passionate kisses

Nubbins Sawyer:

He would be similar to his twin brother

After your first kiss, which was just a small kiss, you wouldn't kiss normally anymore

Sometimes he would take pictures of him kissing your cheek or gently biting you (aka. His way of kissing you)

I can really imagine that sometimes he would just gently bite you instead of kissing you

"B-b-but this is m-my way t-t-o kiss you, y-y-y/n!"

You accept it as long as he doesn't bite you hard

The pictures he takes he would hang on your wall or try to sell to some victims

Just like his twin brother, Nubbins would just tell everyone (Even the victims-)

He would be like: "Y-y-y-you know…! I-i just ha-ad my first k-kiss!"

He might be a little too proud of it, but give him this moment

Thomas Hewitt:

At first he would be completely overwhelmed

For a whole minute he would just stare at you and not move at all before he would flinch and shake his head slightly

Although you could hardly see it through his mask, he would turn completely red

After that he would gently stroke your cheek and grunt quietly

Luda May would just smile lovingly at you two and murmur quietly how proud she was of her son

Hoyt would just gag quietly before sending Thomas back to the basement to continue working on the ,,dinner"

Thomas would only kiss you in the basement or when Hoyt wasn´t near you two

When you go to sleep, you sometimes kiss more passionately, but only when you go to sleep

You would play with his long hair while he would stroke your back

Before he goes out to hunt the victims, he gives you a quick kiss on the lips

[kurooandkenmasslut]

ANYTHING FOR YOU.

𝐆𝐞𝐭𝐨 𝐬𝐮𝐠𝐮𝐫𝐮 𝐬𝐦𝐮𝐭!!

Based on this link

unprotected sex, neighbours listening... nipple play & sucking, cowgirl (riding) pregnancy (baby fever guys mb 😓), slight hair tugging, heavy makeout, sloppy sex, aftercare king & drabbbbbleeeee

reblogs are appreciated, don't be shy & minors pls don't interact, ageless blogs will be blocked <3

You weren't really sure on how of this happened.

All you remember is being at your boyfriends birthday celebration at the bar, his followers, drink, sweat, and chatter surrounded you. A certain pair of cat eyed eyes stared at your figure all night, already knowing who it was.

Back to the present, your now situated on sugurus lap, his big hands exploring your lower half, peaking his hands under your dress.

Tounges tied to each other while your hips grinded, you let out a moan, feeling his big bulge hitting your clit under your thin laced panties.

He smirked through the makeout, pulling the straps of your skimpy dress down, aswell as your bra, letting your breasts be free.

"suguu.. mmhf.."

"hush angel, I needa see to them first, ya know?' He panted through breaths, continuing sucking on your nipple like a newborn baby.

You grinded harder, as if your pussy wasn't already dripping with slick. Suguru groaned, earning yourself a loud slap on the ass.

Your hands focused on his buttons on his trousers, with shaky hands, you pulled down his briefs, (with his help of lifting his hips up), his big cock sprung out at you.

"sugu, i dont think it'll fi- mhhff!" Interrupted by the sudden push sliding down his cock.

"yeah angel? take me so nicely, i think it fits perfect- fuck.. your so tight baby, ease a lil' bit yeah?"

You groaned as he stretched you out. No matter how many times or how long, the feeling of being streched will never become old. After the pain subsided, you slowly bounced on his dick, while he sat back, a big cheeky grin plastered on his face, watching the gorgeous view.

You, panting and tits bouncing as you struggle to take him, trying to be wary of the complaints of the neighbours.

But in this moment of time, you seriously couldn't give a fuck. Riding your boyfriend raw and loud sounds better than being self conscious that someone is listening. not that you could properly form a thought if you tried anyway.

Every vein, every twitch of his cock, you could feel it, making you reel your head back in pleasure. jesus, this cock will be the death of you.

A tight knot formed in your stomach and your legs were twitching. you were close, both you and him knew it. suguru smirked, rubbing his hands on your ass, messaging it almost.

"sugu.. i-i can't, help- nghh.. sugu!"

"what's the magic word, sweetie,"

"Please sugu! please please! I'm so close!"

the cheeky grin never left his face, only widening. He then took your place, grabbed your ass, rutting his hips into yours at inhuman speed.

"shit.. im starting to get- cl-close.. where do I-" he panted, his eyebrows knitted together as he was coming close.

"inside!! sug-uuhh.. p-pluhhhease!" You squealed, desperate to feel the familiar warmth in your womb.

he raised a brow, of course, you two have talked about having kids, he had the money, you had the time, the house, the two loving parents, everything was perfect.

For some reason that thought of your stomach round with his baby, your tits blown and filled with milk, whining for his help and how sore it was. that egged him on, because he imagined your beautiful face, a grin plastered on your face as he served you the weird craving you were crying for.

As if he could go harder and faster, he did. He then put you on your back, you were startled by the sudden force and speed, you cried out, no, screamed, out. Words couldn't even form in your heads you couldn't warn him that you were cumming.

Cum dripped down your pussy, squelching loud and ringing out in the bedroom.

You gripped onto his back, leaving red marks on his back, your legs around his waist. Suguru held your hips, his eyes stared into you, watching every reaction. He had a habit of being observant.

Soon enough he emptied his seed into your womb, slowing down, riding out his high. You two heavily panted, exhausted from the hard intercourse.

Suguru let go of your waist, holding your hands as he slipped out, making you shiver.

He kissed your forehead and then your lips.

"You alright? want me to get something?" He asked while he rubbed your knuckles.

"Um.. a-a hot bath, please!" he smiled, muttering an "of course,"he slipped on his silk robe you gifted him, before heading out into your shared bathroom.

two minutes later he came back, carrying you bridal style to the bath, carefully setting you down into the bath. It had your favourite scent and favourite flower petals, bubbles reaching to your neck.

"Sugu? can you join me and help me wash my hair? I'm exhausted."

"Of course darling, anything for you." He chuckled.

[etoiile]

whipped ooc fluffy clingy grumpy sae. enjoy!

as much as sae hated to admit it, he couldn't sleep without you.

it felt so stupid. so childish. he was an independent man. he needed no one - especially not for something as trivial and mindless as sleeping. that was so dumb. lukewarm. half-baked! (am i using itoshi lang right)

but he just couldn't help it. when you were gone, he'd look longingly over to your side of the bed, wishing your warmth was filling it. he'd position your pillow vertically so that he could snuggle into your scent, but it wasn't nearly the same. he'd roll around, trying to find a comfortable position, but he couldn't stay in one for more than 5 minutes without getting antsy. he would constantly subconsciously reach out to grab you, only to realize that you were, in fact, much to his extreme dismay and disappointment, not there. he'd pout before rolling over with a sigh.

each night you were gone, sae would get an hour or two of sleep maximum, and none minimum. he'd begrudgingly roll out of bed once his alarm sounded, grumbling some nonsense about how the world sucked and was a terrible place and all the losers in it should just die as he shuffled to the bathroom to go brush his teeth.

he sucked at soccer practice. he missed a bunch of passes, he was screaming at all his teammates for taking a singular wrong step, and he looked like he was about to crash at any point. it got so bad that his coach pulled him out and made him sit out for the rest of practice, which, as you can imagine did absolute wonders for his already wonderful mood.

on the way home, sae decided that the world was simply a horrible place. everything around him was awful. those flowers were too purple. they were probably fake, just like all the people in the world. that dog is too loud. why is it barking so loud? it's not that deep. it was so dramatic, just like all the people in the world. the sky was too blue. how dare it be so bright and beautiful if the only not-awful person in the world wasn't here to see it? discrimination. the world sucked.

that night, as sae hopped back into bed for another night of no sleep, he imagined what it would be like if you were here with him. he reached to the lump of blanket on your side to pull it close to him, but was very surprised when the lump squealed and moved.

sae was speechless when you pulled the blanket off of you, giggling, "surprise!" as you explained how you got to come home from your work trip a day early. sae sat there frozen for a second before the initial shock wore off and he crashed into you immediately.

"and so- WOAH! sae?" you questioned, flat on your back with your nearly 6 foot boyfriend completely on top of you and smushing you into the bed.

sae was silent as he nuzzled his nose deep into the crook of your neck and inhaled your scent like it was some sort of addictive drug. "missed you," he mumbled into your neck, which made you giggle.

"yes, yes, i missed you too, my dear. now would you please get off of me? i can't breathe." you chuckled, rubbing his back soothingly.

he paused a moment to think before nestling deeper into you, if even possible. "no." he replied. "you've been gone too long. i wanna stay here."

you sighed, knowing there was no way to shove him off of you. "alright, my love." you smiled. "i love you lots."

he mumbled an "i love you too" before drifting off to sleep in your arms.

it was the best night's sleep he'd ever had.

not proofread. idk why he lowkey became nagi at the end.

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[milksuu]

Imagine Yone having a wife, which the rest of Heartsteel doesn't know about, I mean they never asked, and then one day he brings a child to the bands apartment. Since his wife has to work late hours and the nursery is already closed, he has to take care of their child. What would the reaction of the band be? And how would they be with children? (Also the wife is the reader since I love self indulgence with Yone)

❥ prompt: Yone never talked about his personal life. The Heartsteel gang had a few assumptions, but they were just theories. Nothing proven. Until the gang found a toddler running around the apartment. ❥ content/warnings: fluffy fluff, gang shenanigans ❥ characters/pairings: v!Heartsteel & yonexreader!gn!kid

KAYN

"What the hell is that thing!? And since when did Yone spawn anything into existence!?"

Kayn isn't used to children being within a five-foot radius of his presence. He tends to not surround himself with booger eating, snot crying, whining little crotch gremlins. Even worse, their damn parents.

Kayn's chaotic nature in public can't be stifled. And he's met his fair share of parents trying to lecture him on his behavior. He always has two words ready for such an occasion: Fuck off. And then proceeds to flash both middle fingers in the air, and laugh when the child behind the fuming parents drops their ice-cream. Absolute poetry.

This was a little different. Scratch that—a lot different. Not only does he know the damn parent (Yone) but the child has managed to infiltrate his room, and infect everything with a thousand unnamed child born diseases. He's about ready to blow a casket. Until the kid accidentally starts playing his Pentakill vinyl album on the record player. That's when he saw a rockstar be born. The way that little tyke started headbanging would put a bunch of mosh pit psycho's to shame. And the screeching? A future screamo lead-singer, easily.

An all out heavy-metal concert ensued. With Kayn rifting his guitar with the song instrumentals, and the kid jumping and screaming into a cheap cordless mic he found under his bed. When the song ended, Kayn chanted "Jump! Jump!" into the mosh-pit of one. And you don't need to tell a child to launch themselves off of anything twice. The tater-tot squealed and laughed, being caught in Kayn's hands and praised into the air for a killer performance.

From the bedroom door, an audience member leaned cooly against the frame. Clapping at the spectacle. "Dada!" The kid raised their fists higher into the air. "I'm a rwockstar!"

Yone lifted a brow, crossing his arms in pure amusement. "I can see that."

"Y-Yeah. Next time, tell your kid not to barge into other people's rooms," Kayn coughed, quickly setting down the kid and patting them towards Yone. "Teach it some manners, o-or whatever. So that I don't have to deal with it."

Yone chuckled under his breath. Taking his child by the hand, he smiled. "Come with me. We should go before someone gets a little too attached."

Kayn huffed red. Slamming the door and shouting behind it, "WOULD NOT!"

APHELIOS

".........!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!?"

So, there was a child. An actual living, breathing one. Stumbling. Running around. Knocking things over. Yelling at the wall and ceilings like some deranged lunatic out on the city streets. What a disaster. What a nightmare. Aphelio's wasn't scared by most things; monsters, zombies, ghosts, spam mail. But children were terrifying creatures. Destructive and loud. The worst kind of combination in a singular human being. Kind of like Kayn.

He swore he broke out into a cold sweat when the child barged into his room. Not quietly at all. His heart pounded. His fingers turned cold. And his eyes trembled against his computer screen. He hoped the child would grow bored of terrorizing his room like some miniature version of Godzilla. He also hoped someone would see the calamity, take pity on him, and come to his aid. Someone like Sett.

He then heard a familiar note. He cursed himself twice. He shouldn't have left his electric portable keyboard out in the open. Aphelios turned cautiously in his chair. He swallowed hard and braced himself for a horrific sight. He thought he'd find the child bashing the keys in or trying to pluck the knobs right off. Instead, he saw a small round face filled with wonder at the sound. Carefully, the child pressed another. Smiling, delighted by the next note. Aphelio's eyes rounded. That's when he saw a little bit of himself.

It didn't take long for Apehlios to gather his spare headset and cord link. He plucked the kid up and placed him right on his lap at his desk. He was going to show this little one all the instruments in his digital toolbox. The workflow of an absolute musical genius. And they were going to make a mixed bite that would leave people speechless.

"Oh! Oh! Dat one. Dat one." The toddler tapped Aphelio's hand against his computer mouse. A few clicks and the instrument was spliced into the mix. When Aphelio's replayed the bit, the child kicked their legs back and forth, clapping their hands together. Wanting to gauge the tots overall opinion, he flipped between thumbs-up and thumbs-down. Back and forth. The little one took his hand, and kept it thumb-side-up with a cheeky grin. And they both nodded in agreement. This mix was a certified banger.

EZREAL

"Hey, guys. Has anyone seen my phone? Nevermind. Found it! Someone's totally random kid has it. Wait—HUH!?"

Ezreal doesn't mind kids so much. They could sometimes be a lot of fun. The only thing Ezreal can't handle is once a crying session starts, or a random tantrum erupts. He gets a little nervous when the meltdowns start. Because he has no freaking clue how to handle it. So for the most part, Ezreal does like kids—from a distance. Where he can smile and laugh at their antics, without having to actually deal with an emotional ticking time bomb. Kayn was bad enough already.

The other thing he can't deal with is someone messing with his phone! And unfortunately, his habit of misplacing it has caught up to him. Because now a toddler has it. Deleting and messing up his apps. Possibly trying to look for some silly game he doesn't even have installed. And if Ezreal thought he was fast, well, this kid took the crown. Call that tyke 'Lightning McQueen', because they were leaving sneaker marks on the floor.

But this game of chase had to come to an end. Ezreal caught up to the road-runner, and slipped the phone right out of those tiny fingers. Ezreal cheered himself thinking he won. Ezreal quickly figured out he was actually about to be the biggest loser. He witnessed those round eyes growing in watery magnitude. Face wrinkling with pure, unfiltered raw emotion. The hiccups increased in volume, and those puffed cheeks were getting more red by the minute.

"H-Hey! Don't cry. No, no. Shhh—Shhh! It's okay." Ezreal smacked his hands together, begging and pleading for mercy upon his sensitive soul. Ezreal sunk his top teeth into his bottom lip. He wasn't prepared for this at all. And if Yone ever found out he made his kid cry, then mostly likely, he'd make sure Ezreal was crying too (and bleeding) on the floor. Then forced to clean up his own murder scene!

A few quick taps and he knelt down with the hiccuping toddler. With the cat filter setup, Ezreal pretended to be a kitten; meowing and licking his paw and rubbing his cheeks to clean himself. The kiddo sniffed back their brimming tears, giggling when they saw they had their own whiskers and ears! After a couple of loud meows, the child hopped up and down. "Doggy next! Doggy next!" One tap and now they were puppies, barking and panting.

Many cute pictures were taken. Ezreal picked out a few and messaged them to Yone.

[Yone:] Thanks. The wife will be happy to have these. [Ezreal:] np! 😋 [Yone:] By the way. Have you finished cleaning the bathrooms? [Ezreal]:..............................................yes. 🤗 [Yone:] Finish the bathrooms. Now. Or I'll be confiscating your phone for a week.

Ezreal almost broke down in tears, falling to his knees. He was so close to having his own meltdown. Just from the sheer thought of losing his phone privilege's. Honestly, he should be off the hook for entertaining the kid and sending cute pictures. Life totally wasn't fair!

SETT

"Well, hello down there. You wanna play a game or—shoot. I didn't mean to scare ya'h off! I swear I'm a nice guy if ya'h give me a chance!"

There was no doubt about it. Sett really, really, liked children. There was something about them that brought him joy whenever they were around. All of his personal baggage and adult stress would simply melt away from a simple giggle or smile. And Sett had his fair share of babysitting other single-moms' and their children while growing up. It was one of his part-time jobs from middle to high school. All to help Ma' with paying the bills.

Unfortunately, kids didn't seem to like him too much (at first). With his overwhelming mass, they'd think he was some sort of monster. The one their parents told them would gobble them up if they didn't shower before bed. So, here he was, trying to entertain the little one. But anytime they caught sight of him, they'd cry in terror and scamper away. Sett had to think bigger. He tapped his chin a couple of times before a light bulb went off above his ears.

He laid out the scene in his room. He thanked his Ma' for one of the plushies she sent came with a tea set in the box. He went as far as to grab a few outfits and materials he stitched up as small replicas of larger projects him and K'Sante worked on. Him and the surrounding stuff toys were dressed appropriately for the most exquisite tea-party. Dress, hats, neck pearls and all!

Curiosity always got the best of any child. When the tater-tot heard the laughs and conversations, they had to sneak a peek. And once they entered the room, the child found Sett sitting on the ground, surrounded by his plushies, all served with tiny cups and plates.

"Oh! Quiet down everyone. The prince/princess has finally arrived. Mr. Chonk, please. Show our honored guest to their seat." He motioned his tea-cup to a free spot at the 'table'. The child glowed with excitement, scurrying to their designated placement. With a fancy tilt of their teacup, they took prim and proper sips of their tea. "More tea, Mr.Swett?" The toddler wiggled forward and picked up the teapot.

"Why, yes. I would love some more. Thank you." Sett raised his cup at the offer. The giggles and excitable conversation could be heard throughout the entire apartment. It wasn't long till the rest of the gang stuck their noses through a crack at the door. Opening the door, they couldn't help but burst with laughter at the display. Ezreal, of course, snapping pictures. Aphelios chuckling to himself behind his mask. Kayn roaring with laughter and tears. And K'Sante commenting on how he'd never expect some of his designed outfits would be used at a kid's tea party. "Nuh-Uh. You can't come in." The toddler hoped on their feet, pushing all of them all out the door. "Dis invitation onwy. No stinkers!"

"That's right, fellas. No stinkers." Sett laughed, raising his pinky into the air. "This is an exclusive tea-party. Better luck gettin' invited next year. Right?"

K'SANTE

"He-He. You think you have what it takes because you are Yone's kid? Show me and prove it."

K'Sante grew up with a large family. Brothers, sisters, first cousins, second cousins, the neighbors next door and their kids. Heck, even that laundromat lady his mom was friends with and her kids. Actually, just about everyone in the community. Seemed like it was always a party at his parents home. No matter the day or week, K'Sante had always dealt with a high-energy household. And when the adults pulled out the bottle of Akpeteshie, you knew it was going to be a rager. And at the kids table, K'Sante was in charge of watching over the parade of younger children.

Being a certified older sibling within his family unit, and apparently, Heartsteel as well, handling one little wasn't going to throw off his cool or cramp his style. In fact, he was more than prepared. If there was one thing he knew from growing up, kids loved to play dress up. And he had a full wardrobe of runway worthy outfits.

K'Sante busted out a long carpet down the hallway. Borrowed some plushies from Sett, and made them the audience and judges. Dimming most of the surrounded lights, the hallway bulbs illuminated the catwalk with intensity. Let the show begin!

"Higher energy! Yes, show them a 'ting or two about what fashion truly means." K'sante clapped his hands as the kiddo strutted down with dramatic sass. "That is it. Right there. Now, finish them off with the look." At the end of the carpet, the child titled their head back, and narrowed their eyes before sharply turning with a fling of the boa around their neck. K'Sante cheered, pushing one of the stuffed animals as if it passed out from sheer cut-throat fashion! He blew kisses into the air. "They can't even handle you right now. You are new, you are fresh, but also timeless. Molded by the hands of Gods. Your power is infinite."

Wardrobe changes were a must. K'Sante wasn't going to let such talent go to waste. His work of art and the tiny fashion model would display it all for the world to see. Well, the stuffed animal world, he had to remind himself. Seemed like a game of pretend was feeling like a real runway gig! And after the runway show was over, it actually wasn't truly over. K'Sante had pulled out a magazine from behind a display case. Showing the kiddo a picture of their father walking down a runway in an all black-attire event. "Dada," the kid placed a hand against the glossy page. "Supah cool."

"That's right." K'Sante said proudly, puffing his chest. "And your Dada looks cool because I am the one who designed his suite. But, I'll give him credit. He is a pretty cool guy all on his own."

an: this req was too cute to write omg. sorry if i just focused on the gang and the kid, rather than the yone x reader part you also requested. felt it was getting a bit long, and i wasn't sure if i could incorporate it well enough. very sorry about that. but don't worry! i have another yone x reader req. incoming.

[redrabbitspod]

Neiliooooo can you tell us a funny story 🥹

Okay so I don't think this is funny but every once in a while Andrew will stare off into space and let out a lil Andrew giggle and I know this is what he's imagining 😔

So a few weeks ago I was asleep on the couch. It was Andrew's fault because he basically forces me to nap by putting on episodes of Parks and Rec and scratches my head which he 100% KNOWS will have me catatonic in less than 5. He says it's for the quiet but I'm not even loud so whatever.

Anyway so I'm asleep on the couch and in my dream I keep hearing this squeaking sound. It sounds like a sneaker on a hard wood floor so I'm like dreaming about Exy like normal. But it keeps squeaking and so I finally wake up when it's like a really loud squeal. I'm immediately on alert bc idk if you heard but someone tried to rob us and Andrew stabbed him so I thought maybe this guy is back for the fine China or some shit and I'll have to stab him this time but he wasnt. It was so much worse.

When I run into the kitchen there's definitely blood on the floor and Mads is definitely involved because he's just THERE and he's giant and fluffy like normal but he has...something. And that something was a mouse. A bloody and mangled MOUSE. That he MURDERED.

So immediately I'm horrified. I start screaming and panicking because this mouse is DEAD dead and there's nothing I can do and Andrew runs downstairs and sees it and is like MADS GOOD BOY.

GOOD BOY

The way my phone jumped in my hand to dial Abby to start divorce proceedings 😔

Before I can petition to change my last name back, Andrew's like you can't scold him for this, he's protecting our family, this is a GIFT. And like...he's kind of right. This is Mads just catting and he is a fursome beast who was making sure this mouse didn't murder us in our sleep.

So Mads is standing there now, very regal and proud with this poor mouse between his paws and I'm like literally gagging at this point. Im like MADS *hurk* GREAT JOB *uek* SO *gurgle* STRONG.

Andrew is literally guffawing at this. It does not phase him. After he sends me into the other room and cleans up the mouse he's like Neil. My love (jk he would die before saying that out loud). Why is it that I stab a guy and you're casually talking about blood in the grout but Mads kills a mouse and you're screaming like it's the most horrific thing you've seen? And this is a great question because I've seen some SHIT. I was HEIR to a THRONE OF MURDER okay but it's just how it is. A bloody person in distress is 100% fine. Find me some dental floss and a needle and I can probably fix it but an animal?

A teeny mouse?

I still see that little guy. He was so young (probably). He had so much life to live (if the chickens didn't get him).

Anyway, Andrew still thinks it's hilarious and I'm trying to just forget.

THE END -Neilio

[phoenix-manga]

Quick question for your Pokemon AU, you mentioned a few champions but how would the boys react meetinf the other champions-both current (depending on game) and past? I really think the Pomefiore dorm would like Wallace and Diasomnia would like Iris and Lance.

I'm going to pair up a dorm with a champion I think would fit and just go from there.

Imagine if Heartslabyul met Blue and Red. Those two were champions and they would most likely impress the boys.

They became champions at such a young age? Wow!

Though the seniors look between the champions and ADeuce and just see a mirror image. Of course, Ace woul protest that he was not THAT cocky!

Sure Ace... keep telling yourself that.

Alder with Savanaclaw would be like a grandpa that can sumo wrestle you. Though Leona would have to be convinced to et along with lder because he looks like Farena with his cheerful personality and bright red hair.

But Alder would be more supportive of Leona, though the tsundere cat would try to deny his friendly interactions.

Octavinelle would have a field day talking to Steven. He's kind of like Azul's look-alike but less greedy. He'd talk all about rocks and Azul wuld talk all about coins.

The Leech twins would feel like they're looking at two Azuls and they think it's amusing though also a bit weird.

Cynthia would love to know the history of the Great Seven but there were also a lot of things to discover from Scarabia dorm. It did mention the great Sorcerer has built unique inventions.

Kalim would be so amazed by Cynthia and how strong she is. Jamil would also be amzed but can't help that something tells him that Cynthia is basically someone you don't wanna make your enemy.

The Gen 4 kids shudder in fear.

Wallace and Diantha would have Pomefiore thinking that they have been graced with a god and goddess. Diantha being an actress would hav Vil wanting to know about her history in the film industry.

She still looks immaculate even as years pass by.

Wallace has flair on pageants/contests and would totally put on a show for Pomefiore. Rook and him would get along well.

Epel just wanting to get away because they have doubled. Seven help him ahahah.

Imagine Peony, beging such a supportive dad and always tagging Idia and Ortho into adventures. He's ready to support them and encourage them espite Idia wanting to go back into his safe place.

Ortho would enjoy Peony's company, and he thinks of him as Vargas but more of a dad vibe.

Lance and Iris at Diasomnia. Malleus wants to know of their history of Dragons. He's like a little kid who wants to hear stories, he might also internally squeal when he sees their Pokemon. Such powerful dragons!

Imagine Lance's Dragonite cradling Silver though! So cute!

Sebek would get in a screaming match with the Dragon-types for being so casual with his waka-sama. He's all yapping until-

ROAAAAR!

He was sent flying by a loud roar.

Lilia would want to give them snacks in the meantime but Silver is rushing to stop him before he kills the trainers' dragons.

[harventheblorbo]

Hey so I was wondering if you could write a fic for renji falling for one of his squads member aka male reader but he’s in denial about it since he doesn’t think he likes men and Just assumes he’s very close with reader so he leaves saying anything to him and over the next couple days every time they speak he blushes and when they touch renjis loses his mind with this feeling of love and wanting to kiss and hold read so he just instead runs away and one day read snd renji are sent to kill some hollows in karakura town but in the fight male reader gets injured but manages to kill the hollow snd renji runs over to examine the wound but readers tells him it’s not a big deal but renjis doesn’t care and mend the wound and picks him up an takes him to the seritey to squad 4 to get healed and when they have some alone time reader finally asks him what’s up and why he’s been acting so strange and renji finally caves in and tells reader that he loves him and how he knows how stupid it is an he knows reader won’t want to be around him anymore but he doesn’t care cause he needed to tell reader but suddenly he gets kissed by him and reader tells him how he was always talking to him and hugging him hoping he’d figure out the reader had feelings for him and renji is shocked but happy and kisses him again and then they lay down with reader comforting renji saying he’s not stupid for feeling like that or weird and he loves him lots…. (Sorrry it’s so long you don’t had to do it if you don’t want to or you can shorten it..

Renji x m!reader oneshot

Containing; Renji!

Reader is Male

Warning: none

Authors note; I legit haven't done something that isn't HCS in SOO long so I apologize If it's abit rusty 😅 but either way, this was fun writing and wanted to wish happy holidays!

Each and every day, renjis love for ___ is growing bigger and bigger and it's starting to show alot. Even to the point where the other squad members are asking about it. But, of course, like every other love story, he is in complete denial.

He just doesn't believe that he likes men. Poor guy. He trys to convince him that it's just his imagination and he just attaches to who ever is the closest to him like a bug. He trys to reason with himself that it's just a small crush and nothing big. Yet.

Whenever he gets near you now, he can't help but feel his cheeks heat up and hear his heart skip a beat and getting flustered. Even the simplest contact gets him head over heels for you. He starts stuttering and running off. Of course, this saddens you to see him run off.

It runs around the seireitei about renji and his feelings and people start pushing you two together and gets a laugh out of it. Renji loses it whenever people do this and blames you a little.

One day, you we're tasked to go to the world of the living. With renji. Out or everyone. Now the captains are in it.

"This is great!" Renji flares his arms in the air in frustration. "You can definitely say that again.." You grumble as you look on your soul phone. They sent you on a supposed mission to go hunt for a particular hollow.

The only thing is, you can't find the damn thing! "How are we supposed to kill the damn monster if it isn't here!?" Renji cried out in anger. "My god just shut up! It should be here anywhere. If anything it's probably hiding." You snap.

Hearing renji complain would definitely be exhausting. A beep comes from your twos phone and a loud explosion goes off in the distance followed with screams. You two snap your heads to the direction and go off to the sound.

It was a hollow that was relatively large. It was large enough to take down a powerline with one swipe of its claws. It roared and trapped a poor spirit soul underneath it's deathgrip of its claws.

"Shit!" Renji exclaimed. "Stay behind and make sure that everyone else is safe!" You bellowed and pulled out your zanpakuto and struck it making it squeal in pain and drop the spirit. Renji quickly picked up the kid spirit and let him pass on as you battled with the hollow.

It didn't look good for you at this point. It grabbed your waist and threw you against a back of a office building. You tried to scream in agony but your breath was taken by the force of the throw. "___!" Renji called your name as he helped the kid.

You quickly get up with a limp and cut the hollow in half, purifying the hollow. He rushed over to you as you sat down on the pavement for a quick second. He tried to swoop you underneath your arms in order to help you get back. "renji I'll be fine." You coughed out, not knowing about the hole made by the hollows claw.

He didn't listen what ever and took you back to the seireitei. He took you to squad 4 barracks and managed to get you into a room. Unohana suggested him to get rest for the day as his injuries were minor and small.

Renji couldn't sleep with the thought of you dying in the back of his head. He finally admitted to himself that he loved you and couldn't hide it anymore. He felt guilty for not telling you before hand.

Whenever he was able to go back to your room in the squad 4 barracks, he immediately went back in a hurry. He couldn't hold in his anxiety anymore and rushed. Whenever he saw your state, he felt guilty.

The nurses left the room and left you two alone. "I'm sorry" he mumbled. "What for? It didn't kill me." you glanced at him. He couldn't look back at you and hung his head low. "I'm sorry for not protecting you when you needed it." he replied. "Pssh, it's nothing. Hey, at least you visited. Its the thought that counts." you grinned at him.

"But I do have a question for you." you frowned a little. Renji picked his head up and looked at you. "How come you have been ingoreing me and just Running off?" you asked. It was getting annoying whenever you would want to talk to him and maybe finally confess but then he would just Run off!

"Well uhm," Renji pondered on his words for a few moments. "I really couldn't stand being with you without turning into a mess. And I always felt like I liked you know, women until I met you and thought I was dumb for liking someone like you. So the answer is, it's because I like you" Renji finally confessed.

You laughed. "You idiot. That's why I've been approaching you this whole time! Ive been trying to tell you my feelings as well." You smiled at him "Oh... I wished i knew that." He chuckled.

You pulled him into a hug and gave him a quick peck on the lips. Renji turned red as his hair, he quickly shaked it off and kissed back. Renji kicked off his sandals and crawled in bed with you as you comforted him.

[mirrorhunt]

In the place where I live now, there was a couple of days with nice, warm, sunny weather, and obviously a ton of kids were out of their homes playing in the last days before school started. Laughing, squealing, running, singing. All the stuff happy kids do. And while I listened to it, I teared up.

I'm not a parent, nor am I ever planning to be one, so I cannot imagine how it must feel to those who are. To those, whose kids ran from war to some country still at peace. Because I kept remembering all those kids that will never play outside, never laugh or sing. Or of the terror of parents who let their kids outside in the country at war, knowing that at any moment a bomb can fly right in the playground, like it did far too many times before. But they have no other choice, because you can't really keep a kid locked up in the basement all the time. Hell, even the basement isn't safe. No where in Ukraine is safe.

In Orikhiv, we lived on the street with many kids. They would gather after school or on the weekends, and ride their bicycles, play games, or discuss some children's troubles. You could always hear them, especially in summer, when windows will be open. Yes, it was annoying at times, yes, they were being rather loud when you wanted silence, but they were children. And then the war knocked on our doors. Literally. With shrapnels.

That day, a horrible, cold, terrifying Thursday of 24th February, 2022, everything stopped. Since that day, there was no childish laughter, no racing bikes, no loud screaming turned giggles. It was eerie. Everything was since that day. So to hear children being children, happy and safe, is bittersweet, knowing how many had suffered. russians took their childhood, stole it from them, banished from their home, burned their cities. I'm an adult, and they did all that to me, and it's fucking hard, I cannot even imagine how traumatic it is for a small human. To have your safety ripped out so savagely, your family is torn apart, everything you knew and loved is broken, burned to ashes. And you have to build it all up from point zero somewhere else. Somewhere, where they have no idea who you are, with no friends or family behind your back, perhaps with language that you don't know, everything around foreign, strange, and you are so alone and scared. And no one understands what you have been through. Not if they came from a similar place.

I hate russians. Every single one of them. I want them to burn for every little tear my people shed during those horrible times. For every scared child, for every orphan, for every childless parent, for everyone gone and everyone injured and everyone broken. I hate them beyond any words, want them to suffer the worst tortures, die the most horrific deaths, and to never, ever find peace. I want them gone from this planet.

[mod-kyoko]

Sakura,Nekomaru,Mikan,and Kirumi with and S/O that’s the ultimate MMA fighter

bro i don't even know how long it's been since you sent this ask because i've been on a long ass hiatus but i'm going against everything in me that is telling me not to answer it because it's been too long but i wanna freakin write. anyway sorry for not getting to it sooner, friend.

sakura, nekomaru, mikan, and kirumi x ultimate mma fighter!g/n!reader

the absolute best thing sakura could have in a relationship is a sparring partner

every single person she has sparred with in her career has left her dissatisfied, she barely ever broke a sweat

but with you, she has finally found someone who will give her a run for her money

sometimes, not always, but sometimes, she'll get distracted while you're sparring because she's in too much awe, but she'll quickly regain her composure

when you're done fighting, she will grab a couple of towels and start wiping you down softly, taking her sweet time caressing you, putting all her love into a simple service

all of the pride she has gained from winning matches, all of that pride combined, does not compare to the pride she feels standing next to you, and being able to call you her partner

you already know nekomaru is the type to never shut up about his passions, and that includes you

constantly goes around saying things like

"you know, you guys should be more like y/n"

always thinking and talking about you

like sakura, he's never met a sparring partner that engaged him this much

spends all his time trying to convince you to spar with him

and he's always laughing this guttural, booming laugh during it

you know how convenient it is to be in a relationship with the ultimate team manager?

you were already recognized as the ultimate mma fighter, but now with him, you were able to get noticed more than ever before

you were fighting people from all around the world, it was televised, you were even making hella bank from it too

nekomaru also acted as your personal body guard. not that you needed that, but he was so proud to just get to stand next to such a successful and beautiful person

as much as mikan absolutely adores you and your muscles, she would be far from the sidelines at your matches

she can't do crowds, or loud noises

she'd watch your televised matches from home, with the volume turned so low she could barely hear it

her way of supporting is wearing your clothes (that are way too big for her) and screaming at the TV

though, watching you fight people scares her more than anything

every time someone throws a punch or kick at you, she squeals and covers her eyes

by the time the match is over, she's usually in tears, but most of the time they are tears of relief that you didn't get beat up

when you get home, you'll find her with war paint under her eyes, clutching a pillow to her chest wearing an oversized shirt with your name on it

she'll jump off the couch and run over to you with the reddest little face

just imagine this dainty little thing perched up on your shoulder

kirumi always thought that her whole life would be spent dedicating herself to some rich hotshot of authority, but when she found you, you made her feel girly

girly is something she never really felt

she had to grow up fast and act classy and mature around her clients so she could keep her job and title as ultimate maid

so being with you, being with a person so strong, makes her feel like a girl

she's a pretty quiet person, but she'll always show up and cheer for you at your matches

she's really good at anything crafty, so expect her to show up with the most well-made poster with your name on it to show off

and, honestly, she finds out that she really likes the scene

she's mingling with your other fans, throwing her arm around people's shoulders, really getting out of her comfort zone

because of you, she's been able to drop her facade as an uptight maid whose only love is serving others

♤♡♤♡♤♡♤♡♤♡♤♡♤♡♤♡♤♡♤♡♤♡

it feels so good to write again

i love writing for less common characters like kirumi and nekomaru, those two are seldom requested so i'm super happy!!

-mod kyoko revamped

[lemonsuponlemons]

Matt Murdock and virgin!Reader

We have said that he has an innocent/corruption kink

So dude's got a thing for virgins most probably

Not specifically seeking them out because that's creepy and predatory

But definitely not backing down from an opportunity

So, anyway, you let it slip in a conversation that you've never had sex

Because it's nothing to be ashamed of! The social construct of virginity and its importance is misogynistic!

Matt doesn't make you feel bad about it or anything, maybe makes a humorous remark but that's it

"Waiting for someone specific?"

And what if I was, smartass

I know we're all imagining Matt to have a rabbit-style railing and I agree but this one time it's a lil different

He might even get a little sentimental, the girl he's hopelessly simping for is letting him have her v-card

The amount of trust and affection you must have for him??? His heart is busting a nut

You know how athletes put their trophies in glass cases and shit? Yeah

His sensuality surprises you, simply because he doesn't seem like that type of guy, no matter how dramatic he gets

So Matt's very careful, gentle and relaxed, at least on the outside

Because inside his thoughts are completely incomprehensible like someone screaming gibberish

It's not the first time he has kissed your neck but it is the first time he gets a moan out of you

And boy did that send him to the afterlife and back

He might be a little more vocal than he usually would be, just trying to get you more comfortable with your own reactions

Asks "You okay?" every few minutes

Matt's just making sure, ok

Definitely fingers you

(i mean have yall seen those hands bye)

You're cumming undone all over his fingers, thinking that it can't get better

Lemme tell you how wrong you are

Matt's keeping your leg on his hip, giving him a nice angle that works wonderfully on you

He's got one filthy mouth but tries to keep it PG for now, telling you only the nice stuff

"You feel so good"

"Fuck you're pretty"

Calls you "good girl", "baby girl" or "baby"

His other hand is holding your face

Kisses wherever he can

Nibbles on your neck, jaw and earlobes

You're moaning and squealing right into his ear

Your fingernails will leave very unambiguous scratches on his biceps and back

He groans softly against your, now bruised, skin

Although Matt's having the time of his life slowly and passionately railing you

Your reactions are very inviting and he's *this* close to losing his damn mind

When you quietly moaned his name, Matt was ready to cum right there and then

Now he wants to find out how loud you can get

Having you cry out his name is currently #1 on his bucket list

You can ride him but considering his iron grip on your hips, he's still the dominant one

Your arms giving out and fingernails digging into his chest when you're cumming

If you're up for a second round, he's up for going wild and getting you mewling

(that filthy mouth will have its glorious debut)

And if you're not, he's gonna be thinking about it for quite some time because now that he got a taste of your sweet cunt there's no going back

Matt brings you water and a towel no questions asked

Post-sex Matt is all smiley

Whispered pillow talk while he's holding you against his chest and trailing your bare skin with his rough hands

You're falling asleep with your face mushed into his chest and he kisses the top of your head

[sohcah-toa]

imagine trying to Dom xiao bc hes shorter than u so you try to be the top and use cuffs but he switches them around and cuffs you instead

screaming on the inside and outside rn aahghhuh 😩😩

xiao x taller afab reader ˏˋ°•*⁀➷

➳ nsfw, smut, 18+, dom xiao, established relationship, modern au, unprotected, fluff, minors dni

➳ ik u love the color pink <33

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You have a surprise for Xiao. You just know he'll be shook. He's usually quiet and innocent, this is going to be so fun.

You can't help but smile creepily as you go inside the house, laughing a little bit as you go near Xiao.

"Oh Xiao ~" You called, excited, holding a small paper bag. Swear to God, he's so adorable, you're taller than him.

He immediately hugs you when he saw you, you pat his head with a smile "So cute!"

"What is that?" Xiao asked, pointing to your paper bag, curious.

You smiled and pulled him towards the bedroom. You pushed him down on the bed, crawling on top of him with a smirk plastered on your face. You take your clothes off, even your underwear then you take the cuffs off the paper bag.

"So that's what it is" Xiao said, calm but under there he wasn't. His face was red and he immediately got a boner and held on to your waists, grinding himself softly.

You blushed after realizing "Xiao! That was too fast!" you just sat on his cock and it's already this hard.

"And you're wet" He pulled your face closer to his and whispered "I've been waiting all day" he kissed you, his tongue roaming in your mouth aggressively, making sure you lose your composure before he sat up, grab the cuffs and use it against you.

How the tables have turned. Now, he's the one above you "You'll regret this" he has a small smirk on his face before cuffing both your hands on the bed. He then stripped in front of you, doing it as fast as he can.

"What? XIAO!" You yell but he immediately kissed you to shut you up, cupping your face with his hand.

You melt into the kiss immediately, you were too weak, Xiao won. You moan, feeling his fingers on your thighs then to your pussy. He inserted a finger and you squealed, the cuffs making a sound everytime you squirm.

"Ngh, Xiao!" You moaned, still trying to fight it, he then inserted another finger. You try to put your legs together, your mind going feral but he keeps stopping you "O-h my go—" you were a moaning mess while he's smirking, watching you struggle.

"And to think you'd do this to me earlier" Xiao chuckled a little, finally positioning himself in front of your entrance.

You were begging at this point, just wanting to feel full in your hole "P-Please, just put it in"

He stopped, only his tip is in and he looked smug. You were about to explode "Please!!" you panted, looking at his throbbing cock, almost drooling.

"Fuck I can't take it anymore" He grunted then jammed himself inside you. You shouted as he continued to thrust aggressively. You stretch your legs up so he could go deeper, your eyes rolling at the back of your head, it felt so good.

The cuffs were so noisy. Xiao grabbed your boob then rubbed your nipples, making them erect "So sexy" he grunted, losing his breath but he didn't stop. The sounds of your bodies colliding turned him on so he went harder, making you scream from the pleasure.

Your movements being restrained definitely turned you on "Faster Xiao!" you keep begging "Deeper! fuck don't stop!" you yelled, going crazy. Moving your own hips and forcing to remove the cuffs but it's hard so it's really just noisy.

Your pussy tightened which made Xiao moan out loud, he was so hot. His grip on your breasts hurt a little. He then slapped your breasts "Don't move" he ordered then you stopped grinding "I got this" he said, holding your waists then making you lay on all fours.

You adjusted according to the cuffs, but it was kind of hard. You then felt a slap on your ass "Xiao" you called out softly "M-More" you blushed.

Xiao laughed a little "So you want it? Alright" he used his hand to separate your folds, looking at your pussy "You're so wet" he whispered before putting his tongue inside your hole. You were surprised, your knees were about to give up but you tried to keep it up.

The cuffs clang everytime you try to move, you were desperate to remove it bdcause it was too much. The pleasure it gives you is too much.

You feel his tongue in your hole, going in circles, going in and out. It felt cold "X-Xiao, s-s-stop" you shivered. Then he slapped your ass and rubbed your clit "X-Xiao! shit" you can't even talk to him anymore, he was doing such a good job sucking you off "I-I'm cumming!!"

That's when he stopped and slapped your ass again, making you squeal "You're mean!" you told him, looking back a little.

"Well, you were about to cuff me earlier so—" he slammed his cock inside you then moved "I'm going to do anything I want with you"

He kept slapping your ass until it turned red, you feel the tip of his cock on your womb, you felt so full, you're moaning and screaming his name like crazy.

He was sweating and breathing hard himself, he was pantind but he never changes his pace "I'm gonna— cum inside you" he grunted, making sure thr cuffs made a lot of noise.

"C-Cum" You moaned, you were out of your mind "Let me cum too" your knees finally gave uo so your body fell on the bed but this didn't stop Xiao.

He rubbed your back, making sure he was going deep inside you "I-I'm — cumming" he grunted, thrusting one last time inside you before releasing all his load.

You then came too, feeling weak, your body shivered. You felt warm inside you. He plopped on top of you and removed the cuffs before pulling his cock out. His dick was all white because of you.

Your wrists were a little red from the cuffs so you rubbed it. You and Xiao were laying together in bed, catching your breaths. He held your hand then kissed your wrists "I didn't know it was tight"

You shake your head "No, we were just rough" then giggled "That was so good so—" you take this moment to get revenge. You cuff him on the bed while laying down.

He immediateoy noticed and looked at you "N-No!" he was surprised. You laughed then kissed him, slowly.

"I'm getting back at you" You say, getting on top of him again.

end

[nishiannoya]

hii! omg i loved ur "2d vb bf writes fanfic abt u" fic! is it possible for u to write a pt 2 for that? (only if it's not too much trouble ofc) have a nice day [or night] ( ´ ω ` )

I do not have a squeal post planned, but hopefully this shall suffice 🤍

𝗜𝗻 𝗔𝗻 𝗔𝗹𝘁𝗲𝗿𝗻𝗮𝘁𝗲 𝗨𝗻𝗶𝘃𝗲𝗿𝘀𝗲: 𝗬𝗼𝘂𝗿 𝟮𝗗 𝗩𝗼𝗹𝗹𝗲𝘆𝗯𝗮𝗹𝗹 𝗕𝗙 𝗥𝗲𝗮𝗱𝘀 𝗙𝗮𝗻𝗳𝗶𝗰𝘁𝗶𝗼𝗻 𝗔𝗯𝗼𝘂𝘁 𝗬𝗼𝘂

18+ Only

gn!reader x haikyuu, humor, satire, masturbation

(part 1 found here)

✷ Lurker. Clears his browsing and search history after every fic binge. Absolutely no one can know of his shame. Cringes at himself for being such a simp.

ASAHI, Kenma, Yamaguchi, IWAIZUMI, Kindaichi, Yaku

✷ Gets genuinely upset when he reads something he thinks mischaracterizes you. Vague-posts about it. Stews on it for days.

Ennoshita, Yamamoto, Yahaba, SAKUSA, Oikawa, Sugawara, Semi, Ukai, Atsumu, SHIRABU

✷ Will read anything with your name in it. Does not give a fuck if it's OOC. Is willing to imagine you any type of way. The brainrot is real.

TANAKA, Makki, Koganegawa, BOKUTO, Goshiki, Terushima

✷ Reblogs with a full on meltdown in the tags. Leaves paragraph comments on AO3. Keyboard mash king. Cries when he gets the "you've already left kudos here" message.

Atsumu, SUGAWARA, Lev, Oikawa

✷ Horny but doesn't touch himself. Squirms and maybe whimpers a little bit while reading. Face contorts when he reads a particularly juicy line.

KITA, Asahi, HINATA, Kenma, OSAMU, Yaku

✷ Horny and touches himself. Maybe just palming himself through his pants. Or full on hand pumping while imagining it's you as he reads.

Sugawara, Suna, Atsumu, TERUSHIMA, Tendou, OIKAWA, Noya, Makki

✷ Has to set the mood to read fanfiction. Puts on a reading playlist. Turns down the lights. Makes himself a cup of coffee. Lights a candle. Cozy clothes.

AKAASHI, Aone, Akiteru, Kai, Osamu, Daishou

✷ Will shamelessly read fanfiction anywhere. On public transport. In class. While hanging out with friends. At the dinner table. Zero fucks given.

MAKKI, MATTSUN, Suna, Bokuto, Terushima, Tendou, Kageyama, Kunimi

✷ Complains about the fanon version of you but won't write his own content. Has only a select few authors he'll read content from.

Kyoutani, DAISHOU, Osamu, Hoshiumi, Hirugami, Yahaba

✷ Can't or won't read anything over 500 words.

KAGEYAMA, NOYA, Hinata, Hoshiumi, Ushijima, Kenma, Kunimi

✷ Sets an entire night aside to read a 60k+ multi-chapter slowburn.

Kuroo, UKAI, Asahi, Sugawara, AONE, Ennoshita, Shirabu

✷ Just freezes after he's done reading a fic. Stares at the screen while trying to process his feelings. Has to remind himself to breathe. Blinks blankly.

Tsukki, AKAASHI, Kita, Kenma, Daichi, Akiteru, Aran, Hirugami, Suna

✷ Makes audible noise if something he reads catches him by surprise and gives him any kind of strong feeling. Sometimes has to read with a hand over his mouth to keep himself quiet.

Aran, Asahi, Hinata, Yaku, LEV, Iwa, Semi, AKITERU, Komori, Kageyama, Kindaichi, Osamu

✷ Finds himself reading the reader's lines out loud. Maybe even acts out some of the scenes a little (especially angsty fight dialogue). Don't let the theatre majors know how good he is.

Akaashi, ATSUMU, Oikawa, YAMAMOTO, TANAKA, Tendou, Hoshiumi

✷ Blushes like mad. Screams into his hand. Bites fist. Makes vocalized keyboard mash sounds. Squeezes his phone to the point of shaking.

YAMAGUCHI, Kuroo, Atsumu, Goshiki, BOKUTO

✷ Can read with a completely straight face from start to finish. Maybe his brows will raise just a little bit for a second at the good parts. Otherwise anyone who saw would think he's reading some dull news article.

USHIJIMA, Daichi, TSUKKI, KUNIMI, Kita, Mattsun, Kyoutani, Ukai

✷ Sends smut to his friends. "Here, I read this porn and thought of you." He's everybody's favorite friend.

Tendou, Akaashi, MAKKI, Fukunaga, SUNA, Kuroo, Koganegawa

✷ Has actually woken up family members or roommates from screaming, choking, and wheezing with laughter at some headcanons.

Hinata, NOYA, FUTAKUCHI, Tendou, KUROO, ATSUMU, Osamu, Komori, Oikawa, Makki, Tanaka, Sugawara

[cahmilo]

Ending Page ⁠— camilo m.

summary: not all stories end happily. oftentimes even the most popular fairytales are sugarcoated, the true dark endings are hidden underneath the flutter of the heart to fool even the most oblivious and in this story, camilo madrigal takes the hit as the ending page of his fairytale unfolds right in front of his eyes.

pairing: camilo madrigal x female reader genre: fluff to angst tags: 3.9 wc, requested, one sided love, childhood friends to strangers, cussing

a/n: icb its been a week and i come back with angst lmfao sorry yall

"So that's it? That's the ending page?" 

A young boy raised up the book and flipped the page frantically, browsing each and every piece of paper before he's met with a blank page before the hard cover, "The princess doesn't even meet the prince at all?"

"Maybe there's another book to continue, Camilo" A younger girl from across him sighs as she fixed the book that got messed up. The boy, Camilo, exhales rather deeply. He stood up to look at Y/N, the little girl who was rather cozy on the floor, flipping the pages of the now-fixed book. 

"Oh!" She squealed, "What if we make our own ending? Like, after the princess escapes from the dark bubble—" she pointed to the illustration, "She goes back to her horse and meets the prince in the castle?" 

Camilo's eyes widened brightly, "That's perfect! Then they would get married and they become King and Queen!" 

The two kids cheered in laughter, jumping up and down as their creative minds cleared up a missing fairytale that they couldn't understand. Though it seemed unclear on what the story offers, two 5-year olds don't even seem to bother when they can make up their own. In the mind of a growing child, imagination runs wild and in this case, Camilo is the one with lots to offer. 

"Your gift ceremony is tomorrow, what do you think your gift will be?" Y/N asked enthusiastically, her words slurred but all understood for the boy in the yellow ruana. 

"I can't tell" Camilo answered her, "But I want to have the gift where I could be anything and anyone!" 

"You could be a prince! A prince with fire powers!" The girl cheered. Camilo smiled and changed character, suddenly standing straight up to act elegant. He held out his hand for her. 

"If I could be the prince, you will be the princess" He spoke with an accent. Y/N giggled at his theatrical demeanor, standing up as well to do a curtsy. But before she was able to speak, a voice of a woman interrupts their moment. 

"Camilo, it's time to go home now" Pepa, Camilo's mother entered the library, bringing her own book with her. Immediately Camilo's shoulders dropped and he pouted to Y/N. 

"But it's still early!" The little boy whined in a rather loud voice.

Pepa hushed him immediately, giving a coy smile to Y/N who was looking at them. "You will see her at your gift ceremony, right niñita?

"Yep!" Y/N gave a toothy grin before she ran to Camilo and gave him a big hug. Pulling away, she said to him,

"Goodbye, my prince!"

—

Camilo was definitely the happiest during his gift ceremony. After the door revealed that his new gift was shapeshifting, he was over the moon. Like the outgoing and mischievous 5-year old kid that he was, he almost used up all his energy randomly transforming into different people the entire night. Not that it didn't bother anyone, all of them cheered at how fitting the gift was for a child as imaginative as Camilo. But after all the 'congratulations' he got from the people, there was one person he needed to see to show his gift to. 

"Y/N!" Camilo repeatedly called out to her after he caught sight of the girl he was looking for. Turns out, she was at the Casita's dining area, stuffing her cheeks with more arepas thinking no one would notice. When the familiar call of the little boy was heard, she dropped everything to run to him.

"Camilo!" Y/N screamed, "You're a spashesifter!" 

Too much happiness made her stumble upon her words. Camilo laughed too, he still couldn't name his own powers well. The two kids got their own tongues tied trying to pronounce the gift Camilo received. 

"Y/N, look!" Camilo pulled away from the hug and dramatically spun his body, he shapeshifted into himself, but with a more fancy royal get-up, "I can be the prince now!" It was the power of his imagination that made it possible, though he never saw a prince in real life, his imagery was almost spot-on. Y/N now looked at his shifted form in awe. 

"I wish I could be a princess" She trailed off sadly. Camilo jumped in front of her and called to her attention.

"You can! Look!" With the sudden dramatic swipe of his ruana, Camilo spun and shapeshifted into her. Y/N couldn't believe her eyes, there was an exact replica of her. She reached out to touch Camilo's face in her image, but he wasn't done with the transformation. Another spin and he shifted into the same girl, but now with a sparkling dress. It was Isabela's dress, the prettiest one Camilo could think of. 

"See?" He beamed at her, "This is what you look like if you're a princess!" 

The little girl laughed in awe, "I look beautiful!" Camilo smiled before he shapeshifted back to his original figure and said,

"You're always beautiful, Y/N!" 

—

You're always beautiful, Y/N.

Camilo thought to himself. It was the same words he said to her since they were kids. Now he's a teenager, but he never stopping thinking about her. Camilo stood before his mirror, only that the reflection didn't show himself but rather, a shapeshifted image of Y/N. Obviously she looked more older, her features became more defined and mature. The same image Camilo loved to see everyday, from the earliest of dawn to the latest of dusk. From a pretty kid, Y/N grew into an attractive woman. 

To Camilo, her beauty never changed. He still found Y/N a beautiful princess he wants to have. Now that he's older, his feelings became clearer. It wasn't puppy love anymore, nor a small crush, he was in love. 

A rather harsh knock in his door interrupted his daydream. In panic he stumbled upon his feet, shapeshifting frantically back to himself. Camilo was alarmed, he recognized that pattern of knocking and he knew that him being seen in his her form staring at it in the mirror is that last thing he would want to be seen in. 

"You're late!" A cheerful voice burst into his door. Camilo sneakily leaned on the mirror, acting as if he was fixing the strands of his curly hair. In the back of his reflection he could see Y/N jump to his bed whining, "I waited for so long, even Casita got impatient and dragged me here!" 

Camilo let out a chuckle hiding his face while he did so. Y/N was slightly annoyed, but nothing to be worried about. She was too oblivious to notice from Camilo's lovesick grin that the thoughts of her in his head was the one that made him lose track of time. While Camilo knew he was sure of his feelings for Y/N, he wasn't confident that she felt the same. Sure, there were signs, but the back of Camilo's head was constantly reminding him that he might have misread a few signs. The last thing he would want is for his friendship with Y/N to be broken just by his feelings that seemed to grow more as he kept spending time with her. 

The boy glanced at the girl that kept his heart at ease, and just from her smile, it felt like he was walking in the cotton skies of cloud 9. There was color, bright and vibrant like the fluttering of his heart. It felt like he was in Euphoria when all she did was just show her presence in the same room as him. Of course as much as he wanted to, he would never admit to it, at least not now. He could only widen his smile at her, and lovingly think to his head,

I love you, Y/N.

—

"I love you, Y/N."

The very words he thought to his head 2 years ago. This time, Camilo found the courage to say it out loud, in front of her in the grassy flower field just before the sun set. Y/N was over the moon and was just as happy as he is. Her smile brightened even more as she ran to his arms and repeated the same "I love you's" which made Camilo's heart pound louder, once with uncertainty, but now with ease. The moment felt like a dream he never wanted to wake up from. 

"You don't know how long I've been wanting to say this to you" Camilo pulled away but kept a firm grip on her waist, facing her with such teary eyes and a wide grin that he could no longer hide. Y/N smiled back and shyly looked away, "Me too, Cami. I was only waiting to see if you felt the same.."

"Are you kidding me?" Camilo exclaimed with wide eyes, "You mean, all this time, we could have been together if I just wasn't so dense and cowardly?" 

Y/N laughed as she brushed a strand of curly hair that covered Camilo's green eyes. She cupped the side of his jaw and stared deep into his eyes as she started to giggle, "Dummy, I was just as dense and cowardly as you!" 

Camilo soon laughed along with her before he spun her around and slowly swayed her along the direction of the cold breeze of the wind. It was a perfect moment, the sky was golden, the birds were singing, the flowers were blooming, and their hearts were fluttering. Like a perfectly captured painting, Camilo hoped that this image would remain in his memories forever. 

They danced along the wide grassy field to their heart's content. Camilo felt like he was the happiest man in the world. Who knew that one day, he would get his princess? And it wasn't just any princess. It was his long time princess, the girl that he had admired since they were kids. The girl he read fairytales with. The girl he was so certain, he would spend the rest of his life with.

Now that he was hers and she was his, Camilo practically leaped off the moon and rode along the shooting star that made his dream come true. Finally, he can dance alone with her, he can wake up to the sight of her, he can hold and kiss the back of her palm and most importantly, he can sleep soundly at night knowing that his heart was well rested now that he was reassured that all the anxious loud pounding and fluttering was worth it. 

Before the sun bids goodbye, Camilo leaned close to Y/N's figure. Foreheads leaning and his nose brushed against hers. As he was just about to seal a loving kiss that he had been longing for, he softly whispered to her, 

"I'll never let you go."

—

I'll never let you go. 

The same words echo in Camilo's mind like a broken record. He didn't complain, he wanted it to last forever. Four years have gone by since he asked Y/N to be his, and his life has never been brighter. He looked forward to everyday to see her. At one of the times of the day where he has all the hours for himself, he decided to reminisce his long time memories with her as he opened a large box that contained tidbits of core memories he wanted to cherish for the rest of his life. 

A dusty old story book finds itself on his hands. Suddenly like a flashback, all the childhood memories came falling back. Camilo smiled in glee as he blew away the spare dust to view the cover page better. It was the same fairytale that Y/N and him read and wrote together. It has been 20 years, yet they still haven't found the original ending of the prince and the princess, simply because he lost the will to do it. The ending that she and him came up with was already better than what the author could possibly think of. Camilo carefully flipped the page till the end, a light giggle escapes his lips upon seeing taped paper and childish doodles. It was Y/N and his planned ending for the two characters, the prince and the princess. Y/N drew them being married while Camilo drew them as a family in the next page. 

He reached out to his pocket and grabbed a velvet box. Camilo's smile widened. Who knew that the story tale that they had been longing for was starting to unfold beautifully in his eyes in real life? He opened the box and immediately, the shimmer of the bright jewel glowed brighter as it hit the rays of the sun. Camilo picked up the ring, the engagement ring, and held it up to gaze at it lovingly,

"Soon, we'll be official" 

—

"Soon, we'll be official!" 

Y/N cheered brightly as she giggled to her friends, her loud voice echoing throughout the street. She was catching up with her best friends and flaunting to them about her getting to capture a Madrigal's heart and soon become a member of the beloved and well-respected family. But unbeknownst to her, her own lover was by the shadows of the nearby home, dragged unwillingly by his own sister with the gifts of super hearing. 

"We shouldn't be spying on her" Camilo trailed off, "It's strange" 

"What's strange is what I heard last night." Dolores, his sister, softly commented. "It's beyond what I ever imagined. I didn't want to tell you through me, but instead I want you to hear it from her as soon as ever." 

Camilo crossed his eyebrows, weirded out by the behavior of his sister. "What do you mean?" 

"You'll find out. I'll be back at the Casita if you need me" Dolores sighed, and gave her younger brother a sudden hug, "I'm sorry, 'milo."

Dolores suddenly bolted away sneakily, leaving an oblivious but curious Camilo. He didn't know what was happening, but it certainly wasn't the way he thought it would. 

Y/N once again laughed that brought back his attention. She was crossing her legs and eating an arepa while oddly talking loud with her friends. 

"You'll be a Madrigal soon!" Her friend told her. Y/N smiled even brighter, "I know! Just imagine me, Y/N Madrigal! Has a nice ring to it right?" 

"It is, but are you willing to throw the rest of your life away just for—" Her other friend paused and looked around before finishing her sentence "—him?"

Him? 

Camilo thought to himself and listened further, but it wasn't too clear on his ears. After a long debate with his conscience, he decided to shapeshift into a random villager and walked nearer to where Y/N was at. 

"Please, Camilo is too in love with me to realize it" Y/N cockily argued, taking a bite out of her snack, "Plus, he's good at teaching acting. The entire time it really looks like I loved him back!"

"I know! At one point I actually thought you weren't faking it. But, did you ever have feelings for him?" Her friend asked. 

"Never, why would I ever fall for him?" Y/N snorted out another obnoxious laugh, "I'm perfectly fine with just keeping my act anyways, I'm almost certain he's gonna ask to marry me soon. Once I'm wed to their family I'll be a Madrigal and show it off to everyone who doubted me" 

Camilo choked out a sob. He couldn't take it anymore. Every word that comes out her mouth shoots daggers straight at his once fluttering heart. Now, anger overtook the feeling flowing in his veins. He couldn't dare to stand longer just hearing her backstab him and his family for longer so he ran away in such a fast pace that even he couldn't bother to notice. 

Once he was out of their sight, he shapeshifted back to himself and let the tears flow before running back to the Casita, in his room. He jumped on to his bed and cried his eyes out. A glimpse of the box in the corner of his eye caught his attention. The souvenirs he stored, the memories he kept, he muttered to himself stuttering in tears,

"Was I a fool all along?" 

—

"Was I the fool all along?!" 

Camilo yelled at Y/N, something he had never done before. He was agitated, furious, and not to mention pissed. The fact that the girl he once loved, the girl he cared about, the girl he dreamed to spend the rest of his life with, was standing still innocently at his doorframe, putting on an innocent face as if nothing was wrong. 

"What do you mean?" Y/N asked innocently, tilting her head in 'confusion', "Amor—"

"Dont amor me, Y/N. You know damn fucking well what I'm talking about!" Camilo screamed from his bed, standing up to throw a pillow down the ground in anger. He reached out for the roots of his curls and shouted loudly. Y/N just stood there, almost as if she was frozen on what else to do. She has never seen Camilo this upset, and it was because of her. 

It took a few seconds for Camilo to regain his composure, standing back up and wiping the tears of his eyes aggressively. He looked broken, out of it, it was evident that this was turning into a scar that was hard to heal. Heck, even Y/N felt bad for once. 

"Tell me," Camilo choked out in a sob, "Was any of 'us' real to you?" 

Camilo stared at her eyes, his glassy and blurry sight was nothing compared to Y/N's clear cold look. He hoped that at least, she would say yes. Please, let me know if you felt something at one point. He repeated to himself. Hoping for at least her making up a lie just to salvage the remaining bits of his shattering heart. But,

"No." Y/N said honestly. She looked guilty, looking down at her foot that was tapping nervously. Where was the cocky girl he was too blind to see? Is she pitying herself as another act again? Or is she honestly remorseful? 

"Camilo—" She exclaimed, "Let me explain"

"There's no need to." Camilo coldly said, for the first time. He was always soft spoken to her, now it all changed, "Leave, and never show yourself to me and my family ever again." 

Could she just leave before he makes a fuss about it again? Y/N barely moved a heel. She stayed there, not listening to him. 

"It was all a misunderstanding!" Y/N yelled out firmly, attempting to step closer to him.

"Don't come near me!" Camilo yelled out furiously, a hand slamming on his nightstand that made a loud noise that startled her. As much as he wanted to, Camilo wouldn't want to release his anger at her. He didn't want to lash out like this, but he couldn't help it. He wanted her to run to his arms and hope that this was all a nightmare, but no. The pain he physically felt unfortunately told him that it was actually happening. The least he could do is stay farther away from her. Because even if he was furious at her, he would never dare hurt her physically. He could only stare at her eyes. Y/N was speechless, her face barely had any emotion in it which all the more angered him. 

"I was such a fucking idiot, to think that it was real?" He rambled out with sniffles, "Every moment, every story, every kiss, every dance, every promise, it was all an act by you! And for what? To soon marry into the family? To mess with my head only for the family name? Do you know how fucked up that sounds?!" 

"And the fact that I didn't hear it by my own, my sister had to tell me because God forbid, I mistook the signs that you actually loved me back!" He raised his hands, mockingly. "You were my friend, Y/N! I knew you well since we were little, never did I once make you sad, angry even and here you are doing the opposite the entire time! Did everything mean nothing to you? Because for me, it didn't! Even the most out of nothing was everything to me. Turns out, it was the other way around in your side!" 

"Camil—" 

"I hoped you'd say yes." He cut her off. "I hoped that at least one of our memories meant something to you, but I guess it didn't"

Y/N stood quiet. Her hands fiddled with each other a she avoided his eyes. For the first time, Camilo stared at her with anger. His heart fluttered, but this time, with displeasure. There was adrenaline, but it was from rage. Days and years he prayed that this day wouldn't come, but to his dismay, it had to unfold. 

"Leave and never come back." He coldly spat out. This time, Y/N finally listened, heavily walking outside his door and harshly slamming it, but Camilo didn't flinch.

Once she was out of his sight, Camilo started bawling out in tears. His breath staggered, shoulders shaking up and down while he tried to let it all out. He was heartbroken, devastated. As much as it hurt him, the look of her unfazed gaze was all he could think of. Camilo couldn't decipher it anymore. All the moments they shared basically meant nothing to her. But it was everything to him. He looked back at the box and heavily walked to it. He sat on the floor and harshly opened the box. 

The fairytale book. 

Was he a fool? That he dreamt of the ending that she made for him? That they were gonna get married together? Camilo thought it would happen that way, but Y/N had a much more different motive to it. Like the fairytale, Camilo wished he married her and start a loving family. But Y/N wished he married her so she can become a Madrigal, a family of high status that was well-respected by the community. How foolish of he that the hoped it would turn out the way he wanted it to?

Maybe he should have just looked for the original ending back then. Maybe he shouldn't have listened to her make up the ending in the first place. Camilo wanted to go back as a kid, to slap his past self for being so naïve, so open-minded, so carefree. The fairytale that he treasured, the story he hoped would turn out like his life, was now turning for the worst. He wished that the story stopped there, wishing that the princess never even met the prince after being cursed by the witch. He wished that he didn't meet Y/N at all. He wished that he never stumbled upon the library then, maybe in that way, he would have had his happy ending.

"So this is it?" He chuckled out a bittersweet laugh to himself, 

"This is our ending page?" 

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[billylemz]

Hi, I hope you're well! If you're not too busy could I request a slasher reaction (any ones you choose!) to their s/o being very jumpy, not because they're easily startled but because they have very sensitive hearing and even small noises sound very loud to them? Please and thank you!

Slashers with a s/o who has sensitive hearing

Characters - Bubba Sawyer, Choptop Sawyer, Thomas Hewitt, Otis Driftwood, Bo Sinclair

Bubba Sawyer

He definitely won't be using his chainsaw around you.

It actually makes him stand up to his brothers more often. He notices how you jump when Drayton starts yelling and will quickly take you to somewhere quiet, shooting a glare towards Drayton as you exit the room. He'll angrily stomp down to Choptop's room when he's blaring his music too loudly, demanding him to turn it down. Even though he's a total teddy bear around you, Bubba is still a large man, and he can be very intimidating when he wants to be. Making you feel safe and comfortable is all the excuse he needs to utilize his more intimidating side.

Bubba can be pretty loud without realizing how loud he's being, but when he sees you jump and tense up when he squeals, he babbles in apology. He eventually learns to try and be quieter around you so as to not scare you or hurt your ears.

Choptop Sawyer

While the entire Sawyer household tends to be pretty loud, Choptop is easily the loudest.

He honestly just doesn't notice how jumpy you get at first. It'll probably take his brothers pointing it out to him before he actually starts to pay attention.

But once he does pay attention, things start to make sense. The way you would leave the room whenever he turned his music up or when he got into a shouting match with Drayton. He just figured you weren't a fan of his music taste, and well, who could blame you for leaving when he and Drayton got into it.

When he asks you about it, you brush it off, telling him it's fine and not to worry about it. But from then on, he does put effort into being quieter around you; even turning the other cheek when Drayton chews him out instead of yelling back at him.

 He'll also check in on you when he has the radio on, wanting to be sure he doesn't have it turned up too high, "I-is this alright sugar? N-not too loud?"

Thomas Hewitt

Same as with Bubba, Thomas will not be using his chainsaw around you.

He already prefers that you stay in the house when there are victims around, and your sensitivity to noise only makes this more so. Their screaming can be grating to even his ears, so he can't imagine what it would do to yours.

He get annoyed if his family argues around you, briskly leading you somewhere quiet so he can comfort you and make sure you're okay.

He's very observant and always picks up on it when you start to get jumpy. You don't even need to say anything, he will take care of you without hesitation. Whatever you need to feel comfortable, Thomas will do it.

Otis Driftwood

Yeah, you're definitely going to have to be patient with Otis on this.

He notices how you flinch when him and Baby get into it, and he just assumes that you don't like confrontations. But then he realizes it's not just yelling; you jump when he slams doors, turns the tv up loud, or knocks something over.

"The fuck's up with you? What are you so damn jumpy for?" He asks you one day, and when you explain to him that you have sensitive hearing, he feels a little guilty (though he'd never tell you that).

He'll try to keep it down when you're around. Instead of getting into a shouting match with Baby, he'll now just give a quick "Fuck you." before ignoring her. His anger can often get the better of him, but he can control it if it means making you more comfortable.

Bo Sinclair

Bo is another one that's going to have to learn to mind his shouting. The man has quite the temper, and it's probably going to take him a while before he notices how his yelling makes you flinch.

At first, he's worried that he's scaring you. His anger is very rarely ever directed at you; rather he just tends to yell and complain about whatever into the open air around him, not caring who can hear him.

But if his anger is scaring you, that's another thing. It isn't until you're watching him work at the gas station one day and he drops a wrench, the sound of the metal crash making you jump almost out of your skin.

That's when Bo starts to wonder if maybe it's just loud noises in general that make you jump. A theory that is proven when he sees how tense up when he slams the hood of a car down.

Okay, so loud noises are bad, noted. He won't say anything about it, always one to hide how much he truly cares about you, but he will put more effort into keeping his volume down. If you notice his change in behavior, don't say anything, he'll just get defensive and deny it.

[chara-jame]

Fun Facts: Hamsters

It is NOT cute when hamsters scream, yelp, yell, cry, chew their cage OR climb it, it means they are very stressed out or that your cage is to small or they feel threatened, 450 square inches (length times width) is the bare minimum for a hamster cage, thanks.

Hamsters need their wheels, I don't care if it's "to squeaky at night" because that's how they get their much needed exercise so they don't become stressed.

One hamster per cage with 450 square inches (length times width) of floor space. Shut up. Do it. Deal with it. Yes, pet shops do it, but that's because pet shops are trash and also those hamsters aren't mature yet. They are not social pets AND they're territorial, you want a social pet? Research ferrets, rabbits, rats...

Hamsters need chews for their growing teeth and things to do, they are very intelligent creatures that need stimulation, they get bored easily, they carry the weight of the world on their shoulders, the least we can do is provide them with swings, hideouts, slides, tubes, mazes, etc...

Wheel size. Get. It. Right. Or they'll get back problems, and that falls on you. P.S. it is normal for a dwarf hamster to have trouble and even fly off for a few days if they are not used to their wheel, just be careful since they can break their bones or get seriously hurt when flinging themselves to hell and back. (Took my robo two days to get used to his wheel.)

Do research before you buy any pet, don't give your hamster a water or dust bath, buy them a sand bath. Hamsters might need help trimming their nails, esspecialy when they are older, get a cage they can't get hurt in with at least 450 square inches of floor space (length times width)

Getting a 40 gallon fish tank can be a very good hamster cage, it is enough space and your hamster won't be able to escape to easily (a covering with ventilation is recommended, basically required though for these escape artists)

Watch videos, research breeds, you don't wanna buy the wrong hamster for you or lose it because you picked the smallest one.

Don't use your hamster as a cheap toy, I see those hamster videos and even posts here on tumblr, you guys are tormenting these creatures with picking them up with chop sticks, making three or more share a tiny cage, letting them "roam free" and more.

Just because they have short lifespans and are small dosen't mean they aren't living creatures. If a jellyfish looked at a human and thought "Eh, they don't live long anyways." And started stinging them, you'd be pretty hurt.

They NEED at least six inches of bedding. They dig, burrow, make tunnel systems, etc... if they don't have that they could get rather upset or bored or stressed.

Don't expect them to love you at first, they gotta be tamed with time and patience, they are intelligent prey in a world of predators, afterall. Also imagine two giant hands swooping down to scoop you up before hearing loud squeals of excitement and fondness. Traumatizing.

Hamsters have sensitive hearing, think of Dolores from Encanto.

They deserve all the good things in life ♡