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vergess · 1 year

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Literally someone else's anon asking the most casual conceivable question: Everyone should have a favorite poet!!

My social anxiety for no reason whatsoever: OH GOD OH NO WE WERE SUPPOSED TO CARE THAT MUCH OH NO WE CAN'T EVEN REMEMBER THE WORDS TO OUR FAVOURITE POEM AND IT'S A FUCKING HAIKU WE'RE GOING TO DIE

#automatic op tag #Sometimes you must take the howling and enraged kitten #And put it in an inescapable towel burrito #It does not like this and neither do you #But this is your nature as a witch #But also if you ask me my favourite poem what comes out is #Uhhhhhhh i dunno its a haiku like um #Not a basho haiku and it's about poppies as a metaphor for draft revision #Or maybe draft revision as a metaphor for poppies #You know how it is with haiku #You will note that this is 1) not a title 2) much longer than just reciting the haiku 3) much less effective than recitation would be #Lol I should start saying My Nature As A Witch again its such a weird translation choice #thank you based madoka #This derailed the panic attack btw so i'm doing great

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stockcarbaby24 · 20 days

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William's racing

Give us what we want

Release Logan's Helmet

#a haiku by me #plz i dont know how syllables work but #FR GIVE US RHE GOODS WILLIAMS #you cant trust Logan to do it he doesnt use social media #Logan Sargeant #miami gp 2024

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uu-tella · 5 months

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Tella's Karuta cards, from chapter 87

#uu tella #undead unluck #uu spoilers #YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND HOW FERAL HIS HAIKU MAKES ME #this was the nail on my coffin #what made me go 'Oh this... this is my fave now'#HE KNOWS IT'S IMPOSSIBLE AND YET. HE WILL NEVER LEAVE BILLY'S SIDE #the most loyal soldier to a cause he doesn't believe in

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afterartist · 3 months

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The fuck do you want

I can’t make fucking haikus

Just piss off already

#found this from an old English essay I had to do in yr 8 #no wonder I failed English my gosh #I still don’t know how haikus work #I’m not even sure if this counts as one-#before you ask no I didn’t hand this one in unfortunately

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tinknevertalks · 2 months

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Five years since the haiku party here in the Stargate fandom that @nicehatgeorgia randomly started.

Five years since I distracted myself from my (six days late) waters breaking/contractions with Sam/Jack haiku.

My child is now five,

Fire and lightning unbottled.

Wonders never cease.

And now it's five seconds since I wrote one. XD

Still can't believe my youngest is turning five. If time could slow down please, I'd appreciate it.

#life #rl #poetry #haiku #yeah i'm always gonna think of nicehatgeorgia's haiku party the night before youngest's birthday #but also do you know how much of a ballache it is to search for *your own posts* of this godforsaken app?!#i had to go to the desktop version then sign in twice because it forgot i'd already signed in and aaaaaaah #hellsite

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rattkween86 · 3 months

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Watch from the outside. Practice smiles in the mirror. Swallow the anguish.

-- Daily Haiku #13

#daily haiku #2/16/24 #lucky number 13 #honestly I don't know how to get back to where I was before #I feel like I'm on the outside of everything looking in #wishing I still had a seat at the table with everyone else #the farther away I feel #the harder it is to find my way back #and how do you talk about that without begging to be let in again #and when they say “yes of course - we love you”#how do you know if they're telling the truth #or just feeling sorry for you - or guilty themselves

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afieldinengland · 1 year

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i’ve told this story but when i was in year four the best teacher i’ve ever had got frustrated by the fact that we weren’t having science lessons— we were a tiny rural catholic primary school, and the woman who taught science came in from offsite up until i guess she couldn’t be bothered anymore. and so my teacher sought to compensate through what i imagine were varied means, but what i remember is the two consecutive days where he passed the butcher on the way into work and brought us a) a pig bone and then b) a cow heart, which he hacked open with one of the woodwork saws we never used and encouraged us all to touch marrow and flesh respectively

#i don’t think i could convey to you how absolutely seismic he was. my mother sees his wife around sometimes and she asks after me #one day he sat us down and played us music and just wanted to know what we thought. it was hey joe by the jimi hendrix experience #i found the piece of paper i’d written my notes on a while ago. it was so stunning then to be asked what we thought like that #another time i asked him what we had after lunch and he said it ought to be maths but he’d seen some leaf rubbings the other day so we went #out and did that. he had a peculiar convoluted murder mystery thing that involved walking us all around the graveyards and empty buildings #in town. he wore hawaiian shirts all the time and played the guitar #and at the root he was the first person to think i was not too shaky at the whole english thing. sent me and some other people on these day #courses where you fucked around and wrote haikus about leaves #we put on one play where the central song was malvina reynolds’ little boxes. we had another structured around a flaming lips album #we went camping as a class and i told a horrible histories ghost story that freaked him out about a pharoah’s daughter without hands #he wrote a parody of the house of the rising sun to teach us how many millilitres were in a litre. we played myst on the smartboard

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eliias-bouchard · 2 years

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you ever finish a podcast and decide nothing in life matters anymore cus yeah me too

#death by dying #death by dying podcast #death by dying pod #i dont even know the tags for this fandom #dbd podcast #dbd pod #dbd #this is also kind of about #tma #but FUCKING HELL MAN #oh yeah spoilers in the tags from here #----------------------------------------#hoW DAREY OU ANGEL OF LIFE IM KILLING. IM MURDERING. FUCK YOU #HOW DARE YOU?????#very good point about death and resurrection and life and what it means to live tho #i jsut #:(#goign to be weirdly attached to walrus haikus forever and ever

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entropy-sea-system · 1 year

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I accidentally snapped another needle at the eye again even though this time it was the right kind of needle ....😭

#I was working on my Grumpy Bear embroidery and fixing the satin stitch over the snout but its a MESS of stitches at the back so needle not #go through easily so needle snapped...#I have two more crewel needles in my kit but AAAAAH..#personal #ok but. vague objectum attraction to the needle bc my partner sort of tried to make me feel better by saying #that the needle couldn't handle how hot I am (/lh) and I guess I have a thing for objects malfunctioning (usually machines but) when I #dont find it frustrating #but like uh its definitely rooted in me feeling like thats objects way of being flustered even if Im not properly posic #but no?? do I have an emotional attachment to the needle now??????!?#ok but is it an objectum thing to focus on what an object 'can handle'????????#bc Grumpy Yes the one ai am embroidering SO full circle #has a moment in power outage where he fixed grump power bot and said 'there #now you can handle our care bear stare!' and gently fixed the bot and !!! that felt so objectum....in addition to the obvious way he seems #objectum for the cloudseeker..#also he calls the bot a good boy then corrects it to good bot in the end and blushes and like?? you know how ppl #on tumblr say good bot to haiku bot?? reminded me of thst #I may write a whole essay on grumpy being objectum Okay??#hes just so hot and relateable and VERY objectum-coded and as an objectum person I want to talk abt my hc in depth sometime!!!!

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myname-isnia · 20 days

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If my school administrator has a million haters, I’m one of them. If my school administrator has a thousand haters, I’m still one of them. If my school administrator has one hater, it’s me. If my school administrator has no haters, then I have left this world. If the world is with my school administrator, then I am against the world

#that woman is INFURIATING #never mind that she doesn’t parent her own fucking kids properly so they’re two of the most annoying people in existence #she always acts like it’s our fault if we don’t know something or weren’t taught it #‘it’s supposed to be part of your school program!!’ yeah well it wasn’t!#bring it up with the teachers not us #we lost three russian + literature teachers in a year and since there are like 3 weeks left of school they haven’t hired anyone new #so she’s the one who covers our lessons #and not only did she go completely off track. she randomly decided we were gonna write haikus #we’re not gonna learn how to write haikus. we’re gonna be told ‘three lines. 5-7-5. make it about nature. go’ and that’s it #and then we’ll be scolded if we do it wrong #and I do it fine!! I’m capable of counting my syllables #but she decides that nothing I write is poetic enough #I tried like three separate times!!! and nothing is good enough!!!#‘oh you dislike literature because you only like lessons where you get praised!’#first of all. yes. I’m a human being. I like being told I did a good job at something #second of all. NO. when we had the teacher prior to the one who just left I loved russian and literature!#they were some of my favourite lessons!!#you’re the one who makes then insufferable!!!#ughhh #my friend was off school today so I didn’t even have anyone to trade annoyed glances with :/#and I’m PMSing too so all my emotions are heightened #this woman will drive me to murder one day I swear

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justme1963 · 2 months

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you think they don't know

how you feel. but they know how

you feel. pain is pain.

ME

#poetry #haiku #word doodles #worddoodles #feelings #pain #i know how you feel

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kookykuni · 3 months

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Something something nostalgic sentimentality

#just dabbling in haikus lol #also I stole the last line from the title of a miraculous ladybug fic you know how it is #spilled ink #poetry #haiku #writeblr #gods this feels pretty embarrassing to share

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swagittariusrising · 3 months

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#im a little high #and I was trying to write a haiku about the yt video im watching #and ik you can just choose how many syllables you NEED #but I wanna know what the consensus is #:)#curiosity #bird noises #swagittariusrising #Tumblr for you #a gift from my edible

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elly-boi · 5 months

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so turns out im cool now due to my post about haiku bot my beloved holy wow

#haiku bot #my beloved #how do you know if you're popular on tumblr

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comradekatara · 5 months

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ppl who are like “there’s no way sokka’s art skills would improve, he’s ontologically bad at art” ummmm. dude. you realize that this is the mary sue of hobbies, right? this guy could out-westley westley. he would develop an immunity to iocane powder in less than a week because he’s just that prodigious. he became a kyoshi warrior who could best their leader in a matter of hours, and this was the first time he had ever trained in his life with an actual teacher and opponent. he mastered the sword in one day, if we’re to take piandao’s word for it (and considering his name is literally sword, he is clearly an expert). sokka looked at the rough schematics for hot air balloons after the eminent inventor in the world had spent who knows how long not able to get his idea to actually work like “uhhh…. this may sound obvious, but have you tried a lid???” he has borderline supernatural aim with a boomerang. he was dropped into a haiku battle knowing nothing about the form, and not only beat the leader of ba sing se’s premier haiku club, but also chose, completely unnecessarily, to make each verse rhyme. if he actually sat down and practiced drawing, maybe with some instruction from a trained artist, or easier beginner’s materials than ink and a brush (you’ve all seen my art, and I still cannot paint with ink and a brush), I think sokka would easily be able to produce a work on par with (if not superior to) the mona lisa by the following morning.

#sokka #suki #piandao #the mechanist #synthesis #(bc princess bride reference)#(he is sooo westley coded tho. and not just because he’s an annoying smug asshole. but that is part of it)#‘sokka cant draw’ factoid actually statistical error. sokka can do everything in the world except bend and love himself

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illuminopseudonymous · 7 months

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When I feel depressed

I play Yu-Gi-Oh! online.

Not that it helps much.

#haiku #depression #mental health #poem #yugioh #yugioh tcg #cardboard crack #card games #poetry #did you know the plural of haiku is haiku #how many tags can you put on a post

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