I love the anatomy class- they're so great
Oh, we're blending into a college? OK! Time to pick very real human names :)
Okay, the nice professor taught us that we shaped something wrong, let's fix it real quick :)
Oh! We spilled blood everywhere?? Let's clean that up before he notices- wouldnt want to be a bother :))
Huh? We've been dropped into another dimension and are unable to communicate with our now warped god? Welp- time to blend in! Maybe we'll try a college again- we're really good at that :)
It's for a good cause ! :))
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what if even tho sy is just an assistant sometimes disciples ask him questions bc he's weirdly well read for some dude who just spawned in one day and he'll just Answer shit if it's innocent enough. how does x demon fight? where would you find y monster? and his little hyper fixation brain just rears its head. just a weirdly helpful little scrunkly
RIIIIIGHT RIGHT RIGHT RIGHT. to the disciples hes just this guy that their shizun keeps around that knows weird obscure facts. disciples go to him like hes their personal xianxia google. i think it would be REALLLLYY funny if when sy realized his position in the sect hed be like "oh god im failing these kids. they need moral support they need 3 meals a day they need to know what kind of plant they can use to ward off Six Legged Snow Panthers" or smth like that. im not sure hes in a good headspace to really figure out how to take care of kids actually
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hi guys have some RANDOM SOUKOKU HEADCANNONS because i’m procrastinating my holiday homework lol (like i genuinely can’t bring myself to do it so i’ll just uh, cram it all before school actually starts)
contrary to popular belief, dazai is actually the good cook between the two of them :) chuuya burned down the entire kitchen once when he tried to make rice, so dazai removed his kitchen-entering privileges. dazai can actually cook well, he just enjoys seeing the shocked/scared faces of the people he serves his food to when he makes it nasty
dazai replaced their couch with a foldable couch bed because whenever he makes chuuya mad, he gets sent to sleep on the couch, and their old one was uncomfortable and not big enough for his lanky ass legs
chuuya once thought dazai was a burglar when he was drunk and smacked him in the face with a frying pan, which broke dazai’s nose. he (chuuya) cried while apologising when he sobered up
they have movie marathon nights, except they speedrun movies separately and fight to see how many more movies they can watch than the other before the clock strikes 7:00am and dazai has to go to work
when dazai did the “that’s what i love about you!” thing to chuuya when they were younger, chuuya actually wanted to punch dazai because he was so flustered. he actually went back to his room to punch his pillow and scream into it about how much he liked dazai back and how he messed up his response
chuuya likes it when dazai drives, because it’s so adrenaline inducing and it’s funny to see the looks on civilian’s faces when they speed pass them and almost crash into the lamp post
dazai’s home wallpaper is a picture of chuuya drooling in his sleep, and chuuya’s one is of dazai screaming and running away from a dog
i feel like they would both be really good at styling hair and doing makeup from kouyou’s lessons and all the infiltration missions they have to go on... although, i can picture chuuya trying to pry a bite of lipstick out of dazai’s mouth because he read the contents and tried to commit suicide by eating it lol
they have a built in wine cellar in their house (inspo from my aunt’s house lol. she has a fucking wine cellar in there stock full of expensive alcohol and there’s even a catalogue) and it’s super super cold. they have two silly fuzzy pairs of slippers, one is crab designed and the other is slug designed lol
yes ig that’s all for now :D
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I had to stay home from rehearsal today… I hope U notices and misses me ❤️
tiny flashback below
I was talking to M after rehearsal a couple days ago, and U kept looking over … but I never looked back. I even sort of forgot about his attention for a while, getting caught up on something funny M had said. It felt powerful in a way, haha.
But then, U came over and started doing something stupid, and I thought about asking him what exactly he was doing, but I withheld the urge, having a feeling that it would be better that I did. Then… he started muttering something dumb to himself, and I could only smile and chuckle lightly, not regarding him further.
Finally, he made a witty comment fairly loud, finally earning the attention and laughs from a couple of my peers and from me as well, a puzzled look now forming on my face… but as my gase settled onto his, I realized that he was staring at me, waiting for my reaction with a super eager smile.
I asked him a question, and he acted like he wasn’t just begging for my attention (😭 we’re twinning) and turned to pace away, giving me a simple answer. Then we chatted for a little longer before I suppose he felt satisfied and walked away 💔 but the conversation I had with M was really nice.
ANYWAY. Moral of the story… he always seems to pay more attention to me during marching band season. Now that it’s ramping up… I can’t wait. The last couple of days have been pretty telling, but now that I’m not at today’s rehearsal, I hope that he can maybe realize just how much he might look at me or think about me during rehearsal??? Because I realize the same on the days where he’s gone
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