#You will be booped.

[no-mercy-percyyy]

no idea if theres etiquette for this booping thing but in the spirit of my cat flopsy i will be hitting the button every time i see it because that's what she would do.

flopsy btw.

[ant1quarian]

You have given me permission to ramble

Be prepared /silly

So for a little context, in my God AU, gods can time travel when they pass through the gate to the mortal realm

Outer and TK (Quantamtale Sans, I think) run it because they're the gods of Space and Time :D!

This means gods can exist in multiple places at once without actually having to strain themselves (so Reaper can go on break to flirt with Geno (I haven't quite decided if he's a ghost or another god yet) whenever he wants /silly)

Dust is one of the few gods who can be 'summoned' for blessings

(Other gods include Lust (Marriage and Fertility), Ink (Creation, although I like to joke he's the God of Tax Evasion because of my ask blog), Dream (Joy), and Fresh (Chaos))

(No one summons Fresh on purpose, though)

War (gonna call him that now) is mostly quiet, but he occasionally responds to whatever his 'brother' has to say and he's actually very silly when you get to know him

Sometimes he encounters Horror (famine) if they're both working in the same place

He'd see Nightmare (guess his job lol) but he doesn't need to come down to work when he can just do his job through people's dreams

He, like many of the other gods, fears Nightmare because ironically the God of Fear is paranoid, which makes him prone to randomly attacking the other gods

I have an obsession (/hj) with a certain ship child, so Fear has a son named Crescent (demi-god)

War has never met him, but Fear has made it clear he will regret getting near him

...Can't think of anything else rn

Unless you have questions? .w.

Intriguing intriguing! Consuming this information

I. . . do not currently have quest-

WAIT NO NEVER MIND

I love your AU, it sounds awesome, so I do have a question: What's War's personality like? Cold? Commanding? Intimidating? Just a silly guy? Charming? Persuasive? Almost has a hypnotic, alluring quality?

I am very curious about him :]

( And if you want name recommendations then mayhaps you could call him Carnage? Or something similar. War is obviously perfectly fine and awesome tho :D )

[histrionicscribbler]

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[ominouspuff]

You know who you are

but for everyone else btw it was @razzbberry

[darlingjmiller]

they’re called boops but i think it’s better as lil baps

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[yourdadsghoulfriend]

[o0kawaii0o]

I'll tell you a secret... my name 'Sam' is short for 'Samson'.

[lizluzz]

reblog to give more people the chance for one last boop!

[knifebucket]

if you're ok with an incessant amount of boops reblog this so I can get those other 2 badges <3

[scottishmushroom]

Be safe out there today, folks. That boop withdrawal is no joke.

[canisalbus]

Today's tumblr experience.

[hawthorn-mori]

OMG LOL???

Taking a brief break to record progress

The boop meter seems to progrsss on a scale of

30 > 100 > 300 > 700 > MAX > LOL > OMG

Of gives, the appearance only changes based on gives, but the revived seems to follow the same process

Additionally there are two badges I’ve unlocked so far! Let’s see if there’s more, I doubt so since staff seem to have all the badges pre unlocked

Edit

Yall don’t even know what fucked up shits been going on

Edit 2

Ladies and Gentlemen and Y’all else who may

We got a tumblr

See it in its original splendour down there

The order seems to be

30 > 100 > 300 > 700 > MAX > LOL > OMG > WOW > *-* > WHY > PLZ > AAA > ;_; > 0_0 > T_T > <33 > TUM/BLR

edit 3

I didn’t use an autoclicker because I started at 2am when it dropped, had no idea it was April fools, got an instant adrenaline high that lasted for four straight hours (the blood pressure has not done my legs any good) and just went apeshit

If you do this manually like me, I thoroughly recommend using a gaming controller, or anything with a trigger input on pc, I have a steamdeck so I used that. You’ll also be there for at least 6 hours ngl.

I probably could’ve been more efficient but I didn’t want to over spam people and wanted to fairly distribute clicks, have fun!

[salamispots]

didn't get to boopin everyone but it was fun haha

[notamamiboye]

Thank you again for the greatest April Fools of my life

[caffeineheroes]

seeing blogs with no boop button