#a charming man

[poorly-drawn-mdzs]

HOT, SINGLE, UNSTUDIED SPONGES. 3000 NAUTICAL MILES AWAY. Come sail the distance and read Tiger Tiger!

[noodles-and-tea]

This is what the inside of my ears look like every Tuesday :)))

[egophiliac]

I have SO many thoughts about everything and they are in no kind of order yet, so here's just some quick little bits in the meantime!

I am not normal about any of these characters!

[mischievous-thunder]

Wade Wilson's love language is so eloquent that it leaves the Wolverine speechless

[forecast0ctopus]

she was putting the moves on this man like crazy

[pancakemolybdenum]

im bwuh? im wuh? im uhhh im ummm and im who give a shit

[dammarchy211]

Yes Man (and courier) be upon ye

[olaniafish]

We all want to be that crab, admit it.

[morganbritton132]

There are two constants with a Leverage crossover:

(1) It will always make sense that the Leverage team is there regardless of what show you’re crossing-over.

(2) No one will get along with Nate

[turtleblogatlast]

I think a lot about Leo standing up for his brothers in the things that really matter to them.

Like- Leo is the one who immediately pushes Mikey and Donnie into finding Raph the second it’s clear that their oldest brother is missing because he knows Raph can’t handle being separated like that.

Leo is the one who stands up for Mikey when Mikey wants to go on a solo mission, actively vouching for him and being the one to convince Raph into letting Mikey go, because being independent and proving himself just as capable of standing on his own two feet as everyone else means so much to Mikey.

And Leo defends Donnie’s honor in particular when his brothers’ intelligence is insulted because Leo is well aware of how important Donnie’s smarts are to him - and how important having those smarts valued and acknowledged is as well.

All this goes right into just how well Leo knows his brothers. For as much as he’ll tease or fight with them, he knows them, and he loves them.

[pollyannawog]

oh no i actually like this show

[starry-bi-sky]

my martha knight au in a nutshell:

Danny/Martha: see up here?

Danny/Martha: *taps skull*

Danny/Martha: intense psychological damage

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Danny/Martha: *upon finding out she's pregnant*

Danny/Martha: oh my god i cant be a mom, I'm fifteen and homeless--

Danny/Martha: im going to be a terrible mother--

Danny/Martha: i live in a cAR--

Danny/Martha: what if the baby inherits my powers? Oh no--

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Danny/Martha post giving birth: i've only had Bruce for a minute and a half but if anything were to happen to him i won't even need to fuse with Vlad, I'm razing this goddamn planet to the ground myself

Danny, to Baby Bruce: you are the last remaining thread of my sanity. I'm going to give you the world :)

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Danny/Martha prior to getting pregnant: Fuck it, if everything in my life has led to this moment, i'm allowed to make one stupid decision. I'm getting drunk and getting laid

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Danny/Martha while Bruce was a toddler: i swear to fucking god i am going to kill the next person who talks to me--

Bruce: hi mommy!! i brought you something!!!

Danny/Martha, immediately flipping on a dime: hi baby!! what do you have?

Bruce, a weird child like his mother: a spider :)

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Danny/Martha, talking to Falcone after he made an unsavory comment at her and Bruce: If you ever come near me or my son again, I will dig up your shithead father's corpse and make you eat his skin.

Danny/Martha: do you understand me

Falcone:... crystal, ma'am

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Danny/Martha new in Gotham: *getting mugged*

Danny/Martha: *grabs man's arm*

Danny/Martha: I AM GOING TO BREAK YOU IN HALF LIKE A TWIG, FUCK BOY, DO YOU HEAR THE WORDS COMING OUT OF MY MOUTH--

(she then proceeds to terrorize Gotham's night life for the next extended period of time, mostly unintentionally)

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Danny/Martha: Danny Fenton?? No. you must be mistaken, my name is Martha Knight.

Danny/Martha: this here is my littlest knight, Bruce.

Danny/Martha: I made him all by myself :]

[thedickgraysons]

“it’s so weird that chloe was so kind when chad wasn’t” no you don’t get it. chloe WASNT kind. initially, yes, she was polite when her mother was, but chloe proceeded to act just as d1 chad did the whole movie.

she was equally as spoiled by her parents (‘were you really a good person if you got a reward’/her inability to use a mop/her reaction to ella’s appearance), equally as prejudiced against VKs/red (every time she says something like ‘you’re a villain’), and equally as stubborn.

perhaps she wasn’t a cartoonish bully, but the song ‘get your hands dirty’ is literally about chloe unlearning each internal bias she has because of her privilege and learning empathy. she and chad ARE the same guys pLEASE PUT THE PITCHFORKS DOWN HEAR ME OUT HEAR ME O

[egophiliac]

innocently logging in to look at the Twst schedule for May like

[shrimparts-blog888]

🍎🍎🍎Bad, bad apples🍎🍎🍎

[hamartia-grander]

People who think Wyll is too perfect try to make up flaws for him because they don't want to bother paying attention to his very real flaws in the game, such as hypocrisy, lack of self worth to the point of reckless endangerment, and finding Astarion charming.