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puppyeared · 2 months

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Alex and my farmer Cosmo (he/him)

#my replacement pen came in today ican finally start working on artfight attacks YAYYYYY #ive been clawing at the walls itching to get my ideas out for weeks #i drew alex with wavy hair in the second drawing bc i got his dialogue where he stops using hair gel and i hc he has naturally #wavy hair ^_^ i think it goes well with him softening up as u get to knw him.. now im just trying to work up the courage to give #him a bouquet lol. i keep flip flopping on whether i wanna play this file thru my oc or just fuck it and go self insert #but i like building little ideas in my mind for how my farmer would fit in pelican town and how they run their farm so i think ill keep thi #an oc thing. i have another file on pc since 1.6 isnt released for mobile yet so thatll be my self insert thing where plan on #shooting my shot with harvey. HES CUTE.. I LIKE HIM #cosmo seems pretty deadpan but only bc hes hardly fazed by anything and after working at joja for like 4 years. hes #desperate to touch grass. i think his personality would bounce off well with alex's since he comes off as arrogant to get a reaction #frm others and then u have cosmo whos like 😐👍. i like to think itd drive him up the wall LOL #he gets more of a reaction out of cosmo when he shows him his soft side which encourages him not to front all the time <3 #my art #myart #my oc #oc #sdv farmer #sdv oc #stardew valley #sdv #sdv alex #alex mullner #doodles

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pyrrhiccomedy · 3 months

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it's crazy that in st james park there's just pelicans. and the londoners are all like "oh yes that's just ribald jerry and his rangy lads, ignore them," faintly exasperated by the tourists who keep stopping to gawk at the fucking dinosaurs wandering around

#I consider myself a fairly well-traveled person #I have been lucky enough to get to experience a lot of very different places #I don't think I've ever been so surprised as when I cut through a very normal looking little park and saw like a dozen fucking pelicans #just fucking chilling #like okay???

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sabotourist · 6 months

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You see there's a crucial difference between Spartans and Freelancers. Between their fucking insanity.

Spartans were indoctrinated as children. They are finely curated artisan crazy.

Freelancers are the results of some people looking around for the most fucked up individuals they could find and cherry picking the most batshit headcases possible.

See, it's artisanal insanity versus fully organic insanity.

Both results in people willing to jump out of airplanes or whatever.

#was talking with my friend about that scene from halo infinite #where chief jumps from the ship #into the pelican #and I asked which freelancers would do it #and like carolina and tex obviously #but then york would follow carolina #and south wouldnt let them show her up #and north would follow her #and someone would shove wash out #and florida would fucking whoop as he jumped #and i mean #maine #that sentence ends there #So basically if one freelancer jumped off a bridge all of them would #because again #they're all batshit fucking insane #rvb #red vs blue #red vs blue meme

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paletigers · 4 months

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Got around to drawing Haley :]

#my art #digital art #illustration #paletigers art #sdv #sdv haley #sdv headcanons #paletigers sdv #sketch #sdv fanart #stardew valley #her and abigail have like an on again off again hate fuck relationship #it happens when youre the only gay girl in the whole town #to her knowledge #everyone in pelican town is gay as fuck but she has really repressed herself into thinking no one would understand her #if you guys havent noticed all of my SDV headcanons are just pieces of my own experiences LOL

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nientedal · 8 months

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#audio post #dal's voice #as soon as i got to ''and i am not a fucking pelican'' i was like #oh i gotta record this

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chunkypossum · 1 month

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… The smile felt around the world.

#MY FUCKING HEART IS IN PIECES #jjk 266 #jjk leaks #jjk spoilers #jujutsu kaisen #yuji itadori #HIS DREAM WORLD IS #ITS THEM #AND I #THEY #FUCCCCCK #zero coherent thoughts #strangled pelican noises

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marnz · 2 months

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emerging from the dust and grit and 100 degree ponderosa pine no cell reception Gifford Pinochet National forest to: KAMALA?!???

#I should go camping more often #currently #😵‍💫😵‍💫😵‍💫😵‍💫😵‍💫#also btw I saw an American white pelican in fucking. Yakima!

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posthumanwanderings · 4 months

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Toonami: Black Hole Megamix (2003)

#this album fucks #Toonami #big beat #downtempo #breakbeat #dark ambient #DNB #drum n bass #drum & bass #full album #TOM 2.0 #TOM 3.0 #space music #Y2K #cyberwave #P Brothers #Chris Devoe #Joe Boyd Vigil #Pelican City

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puppyeared · 3 months

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started stardew valley for the first time. born to remember villager likes and dislikes forced to immediately forget it the moment i take my eyes off thw wiki

#HELP. HEEEELPP <- THE FORGETTER #i have 18 different tabs open and im pretty sure half of them are duplicates. i have not made anything past 5000G i am so cooked #rn im at summer 11 ish?? i cant remember dates in real life either jesus christ GRIPPING THE COMMUNITY CALENDAR WITH MY BARE HANDS #my ass really went into this like “ill just take it easy and go into it blind so i get the newborn baby deer experience" completely ignoran #to the fact that i get anxious disappointing ppl and not having any background knowledge going into smth new. like a FOOL #also the walking speed is just slow enough to make me space out and forget where i was going and what i needed to do head in my hands #ive had to backtrack all over pelican town so many different times im in fucking adhd hell. resource management hell #im saying this like i hate it but its actually pretty fun and engaging when im not gripping my head trying to remember what i was doing #i got linus' 2 heart event and it made me whimper a little. LINUSSS LINUS I LIKE HIM. AND WILLY AND MARNIE THEYRE SO NICEYS #marnie kinda like.. reminds me of my friends mom even her face is pretty similar. shes sweet i like her. also willy calls me lad hes cool #i think im just gonna start a new save and NOT rely on the fucking mixed seed forages bc my ass was too stubborn to buy seeds #i just got sebastians 2 heart event too ughhh ive never had to work so hard for an emo boys approval. but it was satisfying #corn will fix me. its a replenishable summer-fall crop corn has to fucking fix me PLEASE #i also. made a stardew valley farmer. the one im playing as. their name is cosmo they have a backstory and everything im making #him a ref. his backstory is so fucking funny just wait #yapping #diary #puppy plays sdv

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1800-lemon-boy · 3 months

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Words cannot describe how much I fucking hate pelicans.

They are such ugly little bastards.

THEY ARE THE SIZE OF FUCKING SMALL CHILDREN!!!!!

HAVE YOU SEEN THESE UGLY ASS BIRDS YAWN?!?! THEIR MOUTH GOES INSIDE OUT!!!

OR HOW THEY KEEP THEMSELVES COOL?!?! THEY REGURGITATE THEIR SPINE AND LEAVE IT IN THEIR MOUTH!!!!

WHAT THE FUCK?!?!?

THEY ARE FUCKING UGLY BASTARDS WITH WEIRD ASS FACES AND A LITTLE HOOK ON THEIR BEAKS.

THEY DONT EVEN LOOK CUTE AS BABIES

THEY ARE FAT BASTARDS WHO DONT DESERVE LIFE.

I THINK ALL PELICANS SHOULD BE REPLACED WITH FAT PIGEONS.

PIGEONS ARE CUTE AND NOT THE SIZE OF SMALL CHILDREN.

#pelicans #pelican #I hate pelicans #they are so ugly #pigeons are better #I need to fight whatever god created these ugly assholes.#ugly bitch #birds #pigeon #I genuinely fear these little fucks.#like #I run away from them #i hate them #i genuinely feel sick #tourists love them #I wanna punch them #they are the reason I don’t go outside #i hate this #fml

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bearofohu · 10 months

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changing franklyn’s backstory to where he had a daughter with an ex-lover when he lived in the city just so i can commission fanart of harvey in this shirt

#harvey was made to be some weird girl’s embarrassing gay step dad #pelican town needs silly doting step dad rep. fuck you demitrius #stardew valley #sdv #sdv harvey

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nmtltlz · 6 months

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Super quick sketches (i played a song and started drawing what it reminded me of and tried to finished by the time it ended)

#suuuuper messay & unflattering skteches #but the goal is to just fucking GO #digitalart #mem doodles :)#one piece #if ur curious abt the songs #first one is demon kitty rag for nami #little talks from of monsters and men for asl #pelicans we from cosmo sheldrake zoro #the quittin kind for robin #and lighting myself on fire for usopp #literally dont even know the lyrics ro some songs these r just pure vibes only

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canisvesperus · 5 months

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Raw milkers are cooked (no pun intended).

#ven talks #we are also potentially cooked fucking hell don’t let it mutate further please #enough nonhuman animals have died already #I’m having to put in pelican reports every week #hpai #highly pathogenic avian influenza #bird flu #I’m also so fucking paranoid about cross contamination right now it’s unreal

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rambunctioustoons · 6 months

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I think you should be able to take your spouse down to the mines in stardew. different abilities depending on who you take down.

#ramblings #i wish you could DO MORE with your spouse.#but genuinely what the fuck would Elliot do. throw books. I'll throw his books thats funny as hell. squashing slimes with hardcover books #Abigail eats the gems i guess. sure shes fighting but there's snacks down there.#i first played stardew on mobile when i had a really really bad job <3 have a parasocial relationship with everyone in -#pelican town ayyeeeee #anyway shane is so pissed you make him go down there but *does* have a good time.#I've only ever married Elliot so idk what any of them are like after marriage lmao

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linoguy · 8 months

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why does jeongyeon want me to eat her 🙄

#im like an eagle that sees her small and lying on the ground. I pick her up w my claws and fuck off into the sky #or like a pelican. swallow her whole #anyways 🚶🏽‍♂️#dyke momentz #m #my ladies

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viablemess · 6 months

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This is so niche but hear me out.

So I started a new stardew farm. And bc Gale Dekarios is my current comfort character, naturally I made him my avatar. So the question is, which npc should I have him mary and divorce akin to Mystra?

#bg3 #gale of waterdeep #baldur's gate 3 #baldurs gate astarion #baldur's gate iii #baldurs gate gale #gale dekarios #bg3 mystra #fuck mystra #tara the tressym #stardew valley #stardew farmer #pelican town #im living my bg3 trauma over again in stardew valley #and no one can stop me

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