running a little late, but someone's finally arriving at the @kirbyoctournament !
sent in to the tourney by her well meaning friends, starstruck is a Totally Normal adult waddle dee from king dedede's kingdom of dream land! she's here to try and meet new people, and maaaybe get out of her anxious shell a little bit!
equipped with her customary cheerful attitude, she's also sporting a brand new backpack full of lovingly packed goodies to help her through the event.
if you'd like to get to know her a little better, you can check out her tag on my blog, or these three important comics from previously!
lastly, you can find the masterpost for her interactive tournament adventure here! this is an ongoing chronological story (separate to her canon story, but referencing it) that will last for as long as she's in the tournament!
a few notes for any interactions
🌸 despite being a waddle dee, other waddle dees typically don't like being around her, and folks who already know what a waddle dee should be like also tend to get a weird vibe off her.
🌸 she is quite friendly and approachable, but prone to extreme anxiety if she perceives she might have done something wrong or inappropriate. tiny wanya takes criticism the way a handful of hay takes a flame.
🌸 if you have wings and you take her flying she'll never leave your side. she's only palm sized, so if you are big and have wings or can fly, please pick her up and go flying with her please please pleeaase she wants to go go flying and fawn over your wings so so bad
🌸 for the purposes of the tourney, which by merit of its existence is something of an au timeline, consider this event to completely predate her ability to summon these.
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i got this zine at a local store called "go fuck yourself" thats about like DIY stuff
and well. the stuff in it ranges from reasonable/clever to, hm, questionable at best. like for example the part about binding where it directly suggests ace bandages and has that as its main image. one fun thing is it suggests making packers/breast forms with. pudding.
imagine how fucking rancid a set of pudding breast forms would get. imagine the MOLD. and what if it pops?? imagine you go to a club and youre grinding on someone and its all cool and all fun and then all of a sudden your rancid choco pudding packer which has been sitting on your crotch for a month in the texas heat pops and it bursts on the other person and to them its like your dick just shit and then exploded and it smells like hell and your pussy is covered in moldy choco pudding. i think i would kill myself.
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silly episode idea but hear me out
okay well the first part isn’t silly! so the episode is based around a con they are doing where a polyam triad wants to get married and have been writing to senators and stuff for years but nothing has happened. maybe there is a time element that leeway has to happen soon (not sure what that would be yet, maybe someone is sick???)
(obviously polycules aren’t only and are often more than just a closed three-person system, but I’m saying triad right now bc I feel like that would be an easier and more ‘socially acceptable’ gateway into more accepting legislation for diverse relationship dynamics)
the leverage crew, of course, can’t outright change the public perception of poly marriage, but they can use the ‘enemy’s’ tactics against them and slip stuff into legislation without people noticing like they do. it’s slimy and it’s not a permanent fix, but it’s a start, and it gives people the opportunity to see poly marriage in action and that it isn’t as terrifying or pearl-clutching-inducing as they think it would be. there’s a long way to go, but the seeds of change have been sown and they will make sure everything goes as smoothly as possible
this is one of the cases that they will monitor on the back burner over time. some cons can finish within a few hours (the bottle job), and some things they will follow over time and make adjustments when needed- amplify voices and expose corrupt politicians etc
and then it’s just after 3/4 of the way through but the con has been finished? what is going on? this is where the silliness comes in
the camera turns to the ot3 and…
hardison, pulling out three individualized rings: I know it’s not legal yet, and we have the necklaces, but I think rings would be a nice touch
eliot, pulling out an intricately carved box that also has three self-handcrafted rings: dammit hardison (with feeling and tenderness, and damp eyes)
parker, pulling out three very stolen rings from her pocket: does this mean we’re getting triple married if we all have three rings???
harry pops into the conversation (practically vibrating) excitedly just casually mentioning that he’s a notary and would be honored to marry them to each other if they wanted to
(they do)
wait, did I say silly? I meant unwaveringly tender and heartwarming
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if I were will turner and I had to sneak up on davy jones from behind and saw his dumb bulbous head (you know what I'm talking about) I would have died in that room I'm telling you there's no god on earth that could keep me from squeezing that stupid man's brain like a water balloon
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haven't finished the original anime yet but reading the anti yashahime tag has me feeling insane atm. what do you mean sessrin happened. what do you mean sess is now a pedophile. what do you mean he had twin girls, took them away for no reason, and then disappeared. what do you mean every character has been butchered. what. what do you mean.
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no the best part of supernatural is that god is. well, he's actually a normal sized guy but BECAUSE sam and dean are both freaks who are way too tall. he's actually a tiny guy. on purpose.
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