#a message to the king

[misterjameswesley]

Message to My Employer: Anything you wish for me to do today?

[mfshipbracket]

[orindis]

. • Message In A Bottle pt. 1.5 • .

Very glad to see people enjoy this smoll AU I came up with <3 I got so many ideas for this, you guys are not ready,,,

[camscendants]

He was watching it

[idliketobeatree]

i just can't get over how edwin secured the best possible outcome for exerting magic on that cat. he has a gorgeous trickster wrapped around his dainty little finger so badly, the punishment was waltzing through the town, pointing at kitties and going "!" while wearing a fancy golden bracelet? yeah yeah he cannot leave at an unfortunate time, but the boy's been to hell and back and frankly, more dangerous things are waiting for the squad behind the corner. it all appears so lovingly tame in comparison. there are not that many cats around; they travel in perfectly countable twos and threes, practically getting in his way. not to mention the darling boy could have just– get it on and over with from the start. and the offer is still on the table if i understood the vibes?? my takeaway is that you may die repressed but gay thoughts will always catch you and it's all going to be okay

[eva-birdman-art]

More Wolf 359 shitpost!!!!!! They're too silly

[maladaptivewriting]

can i be real and vulnerable with y’all for a second?

it’s actually very annoying when people complain about the slow burn in the golden king, especially the very mean comments and anon messages i receive.

i feel like regulus’s relationships to sirius and harry are so important to the narrative and when people send me mean shit about not having him and james get together yet i’m like, so you just don’t care about the rest???

ALSO i feel like it’s obvious that he and james have basically been dating without admitting they’re dating for so long, so like there is a lot of jegulus they’re just building up to being officially together

[periodcostumefantasylover]

Period Drama Appreciation Week 2024

Day 2: Favorite Character

King Balduin IV in Kingdom of Heaven

[multifandomnonsense]

[ravenpureforever]

One thing I really do love the Sins of Youth storyline in YJ98 is that really does show how good at Young Justice are at being superheroes.

Because all the adults get de-aged and it’s absolute chaos and they can barely keep their shit together and Young Justice wonders if they’re that bad and the answer is “actually no you’re not, you’re actually doing pretty solid for your age in experience and you’re being held up to an unfair standard that invites more criticism to your actions”

It’s also a fascinating exploration of how adult anxieties are unfairly projected on to teenagers and while they of course still have room to grow and change and mature, the kids are, in fact, alright and actually capable individuals who do need support and guidance but aren’t helpless idiots by any means

[cassierox69]

Sorry Beta, if you’re under 6’ you’re literally invisible to every hot girl around you. I don’t make the rules. I just enforce them. If you want uppies just give me the little hands and mommy will pick you up and take care of you.

[misterjameswesley]

Small problem, Sir.

We just received word, Daredevil might be alive. We will be sure to keep an eye on this issue, if it is true.

@wilsonfisk-thekingpin

[royalarchivist]

Bad: Make a chainsaw.

Bagi: [Laughing, sounding incredulous] A chainsaw? Yes!!!

Bad: Yeah, because chainsaws are broken.

Bagi: Yeah, I'll traumatize my brother. I think it's a nice idea. [...] Yeah, yesterday he killed me screaming, "Hey, little sis!" Now I have something to get my revenge.

Fit: I can't believe you two are siblings, though. That's crazy.

Bagi: Yeah, it's a long story, I think we should talk about that when we are back to the island.

Fit: Yeah, yeah yeah yeah, for sure.

Bagi: Yeah, a lot happened. But I think he's adopted.

Fit: Oh, you think?

Bagi: Yeah, he's too aggressive to be my brother.

Pac: [Looking down at his legs] ...Yeah, too much aggressive.

[rudycrowley]

I'm cooking something guys

[cheese-water]

One of the things I enjoy most about Tubbo and his interactions with Cucurucho is that HE KEEPS THE GODDAMN BOOKS.

Most of the other players will hand Cucurucho’s book back to them after reading the initial message, so he can just reuse the same book over and over. Tubbo however, keeps everything they give to him, forcing Cucurucho to keep making new books, effectively giving Tubbo (and the others) a record for what was said to him. I only noticed it when Tubbo gave the books to Cellbit and he was overwhelmed by the vast number of them.

And Tubbo knows what he’s doing. Some might say he’s just like rule breakers on the island but I disagree. Because unlike the others actually breaking server rules, (Cellbit making the iron farm, Pac and Mike getting into the nether, Baghera giving herself 30 hearts out of protest, etc.) Tubbo finds loopholes. He feigns his newness and naïveté to the server as a scapegoat for the very illegal acts he commits. And now that it’s starting to wear off, he’s begun to use Cucurucho’s against them.

“Oh I can’t have a 800 drill world eater? It has to be smaller? Well you didn’t specify how small?”

Even today, he does this again by clearly fishing for them to approve the use of multiple 5 x 5 drills and Cucurucho falls for it yet again. Cucurucho can’t even manipulate him into thinking he was already told how large the drills can be. On top of that, they can’t backtrack or muddle any of the information that was accidentally spilled without getting caught. Tubbo has what they told him on literal paper. So Tubbo continues to get away with it.

That’s why Cucurucho is prone to violence whenever Tubbo is involved. Such anger not seen since the early days of the Brazilians, before they were set straight.

Cucurucho despises Tubbo because he is one of, if not the only, islander who has power over them. Let’s see how long that lasts…

[melaninpov]

Chadwick Boseman 1976 - 2020

3 years ago today, we lost a talented brother