#a silly thing

[waokevale]

Lamb does an 'adoption' prank on the twins to see their reaction (GONE WRONG!: They almost murder them ❤️)

I'm sorry, that I haven't been posting much, I'm experiencing a little bit of a burnout and had less motivation to draw stuff but I'll be getting back with more content soon, so dw!

[inkstars1138]

Me: brings you dino nuggies while playing the Jurassic Park theme

[wispydreamsstuffs]

i cannot handle being mysterious because if you talk to me just a few minutes ago, and if i like your vibe then congratulations, a silly thing called ME is automatically attached to you.

[lunasohma]

chomp!

[ ao3 / ff.net ]

Filming a Halloween special has taken over Natori’s dreamscape.

—

"How would you like to be trapped in eternity with me?"

"…Trapped, you say."

"Well, I'm trapped. But if we were together, wouldn't that be better?"

It is far too late at night for this.

"Now, what do you say?" Seiji’s fingertips start to smoke where he’s holding the doorframe.

Shuuichi brushes them away none too gently and shuts the door firmly.

He hasn't invited that eye-patched creature of the night in, and right now, it's going to stay that way.

—

Being stalked by a vampire is more of a chore than anything else. He’ll conveniently forget his parasol (again? really?) to bully Shuuichi for his hat. Then all the while, he’ll grumble about its unfashionable qualities.

“Just give it back already.”

“Trying to get rid of me?”

Shuuichi scoffs. “If only. I know it’s not so bad.”

For Seiji, it seems that the sun is but an inconvenience. But he does have a special sunblock. He often forgets that too.

“How nice. You do notice things about me.” Smugly as ever.

He tries again. “So, can I have my—”

And another thing:

Shuuichi watches his hat take off through the sky, carried away by a bat.

After the first few times, the novelty has worn off. But it’s still kind of amazing.

—

“Who let you in here?”

“Not telling.” Seiji’s smile is as sharp as a knife. Shuuichi had to turn around to see it. The fact of the mirror is especially disconcerting.

“But I’ll have to send them something nice. What do you think? Flowers? Sweets?”

“I’ll burn them.”

“A threat?” He sounds far too delighted at the prospect.

“If you’d like.” Because he’s curious.

“You know what I’d really like…” Seiji leans into his space, crowding him against the vanity. Shuuichi steels himself. Seiji’s fingers brush his throat—whisper-soft, though the cold still bites.

“Won’t you join me?”

Outside, someone calls for him.

“I can’t.”

“You’re no fun.” He steps back and Shuuichi feels his heart rate return to normal.

But Seiji’s smile is one of self-satisfaction, as if he knows it’s only a matter of time before his victory is assured.

Would it be so bad? The thought worms its way into Shuuichi’s mind. He can’t quite shake it out.

He locks Seiji in the dressing room. It’s only temporary. After all, a locked room is nothing to a vampire.

.

.

.

“What a fevered mind you have, Shuuichi.”

“…Quiet, you.”

“Of course, I am more than happy to make your dreams come true,” Seiji purrs. His teeth—were his canines always so sharp?—find Shuuichi’s jugular to a resounding yelp.

And then, well—

Matters progress.

[consultinghuntertimelord]

Thrawn: I am a warrior. A warrior may retreat, he does not flee. He may wait in ambush, he does not hide. He may experience victory, or defeat. He does not cease to serve.

Wal-Mart manager: I just wanted to know if you could work overtime.

[sunny-plus]

My Engraved Heart

You lay in a bed of clovers, but I sat in a bed of fungi.

That Summer... It seemed so awfully weak.

and yet, that weak Summer...

The flowers held your cheek better than I

Regret was like an irrelevant spring.

[grden-f-eden]

INFO

So, turns out I don't really fit into kins, irls, or systems... so I made a silly fourth thing.

I'm calling it Inepta (Latin for silly)

Instead of fronting or kinning...itll be called being active.

Theres no real headspace or communication between people...but its more like different parts of your brain are defined by the people, and are on standby. When someone is active, the others go on standby, and can contribute without becoming active by having thoughts and the current active person relaying said thoughts. Thoughts between people are separate but shared. No memory gaps, more like feeling like something you did/said wasn't you, but was still your body. Being uncomfortable referring to something you did while someone else was active as something YOU did. Things like that. Not quite a system. But not quite a kin/irl.

Thats me :>

[eve-be-sleep-deprived]

[X]

The Vibe is strong... the accuracy appalling!

Better run, when Oppy and Prin come calling!

[plantlegs]

Moistcritikal charlie just dropped a video on if crystals work and the thumbnail is him scratching a lotto ticket with a clear quartz point

[deeisace]

An item on today's list of Weird Shit I Do:

On the way to the post office parcel collecty place, there's a street that has the same name as one of my many-great uncles (Redvers, where he was Redvers Henry Madge), and I've legitimately never seen that name before anywhere else (tho I know it's a surname) so I always make sure to say hello to Uncle Henry as I cross it

He lived in Bideford for about 50 years, and it's incredibly unlikely he ever came this far north, so it's not even a place he's ever been, our paths have never crossed (I've never been to Bideford either), but still

[desiderium-eden]

“My type? Half fucked up, half fuckable. Not sure what it means but it sounds about right.”

[tastylemonbread]

a post about when someone tags someone else on your post

[butchfalin]

the funniest meltdown ive ever had was in college when i got so overstimulated that i could Not speak, including over text. one of my friends was trying to talk me through it but i was solely using emojis because they were easier than trying to come up with words so he started using primarily emojis as well just to make things feel balanced. this was not the Most effective strategy... until. he tried to ask me "you okay?" but the way he chose to do that was by sending "👉🏼👌🏼❓" and i was so shocked by suddenly being asked if i was dtf that i was like WHAT???? WHAT DID YOU JUST SAY TO ME?????????? and thus was verbal again

[maria-ruta]

the thought i had inspired by this post

[bereft-of-frogs]

There’s that post that’s like ‘everyone should get into a tiny niche fandom at least once’ fully agree, that was really fun -- but I would like to add that everyone should get into a fandom where their opinions run counter to major fanon because it really teaches you about sticking to your guns and trusting your interpretation of the text without having to rely on peer validation

because WHAT are people talking about sometimes