#a silly thing

[asterrrrion]

listening to wtnv for enough episodes is getting to be able to tell when Cecil is trying to say something he's not allowed to subtly without going against the city council and when he's just 100% in agreement with them (which is unsurprisingly not very often)

[loafowl]

i did that one silly trend thats been going around

[waokevale]

Lamb does an 'adoption' prank on the twins to see their reaction (GONE WRONG!: They almost murder them ❤️)

I'm sorry, that I haven't been posting much, I'm experiencing a little bit of a burnout and had less motivation to draw stuff but I'll be getting back with more content soon, so dw!

[mariposita24]

Hi, I got over-researches everything brand neurodivergent, which did you get?

(revisiting his mer au design while it’s still May)

[aca-ttacka]

[plantlegs]

Hello father overlord @strange-aeons I thought you may take an interest in this occlupanid I am using as an earring. It is a Megapanis gregjubyi

[wispydreamsstuffs]

i cannot handle being mysterious because if you talk to me just a few minutes ago, and if i like your vibe then congratulations, a silly thing called ME is automatically attached to you.

[lunasohma]

chomp!

[ ao3 / ff.net ]

Filming a Halloween special has taken over Natori’s dreamscape.

—

"How would you like to be trapped in eternity with me?"

"…Trapped, you say."

"Well, I'm trapped. But if we were together, wouldn't that be better?"

It is far too late at night for this.

"Now, what do you say?" Seiji’s fingertips start to smoke where he’s holding the doorframe.

Shuuichi brushes them away none too gently and shuts the door firmly.

He hasn't invited that eye-patched creature of the night in, and right now, it's going to stay that way.

—

Being stalked by a vampire is more of a chore than anything else. He’ll conveniently forget his parasol (again? really?) to bully Shuuichi for his hat. Then all the while, he’ll grumble about its unfashionable qualities.

“Just give it back already.”

“Trying to get rid of me?”

Shuuichi scoffs. “If only. I know it’s not so bad.”

For Seiji, it seems that the sun is but an inconvenience. But he does have a special sunblock. He often forgets that too.

“How nice. You do notice things about me.” Smugly as ever.

He tries again. “So, can I have my—”

And another thing:

Shuuichi watches his hat take off through the sky, carried away by a bat.

After the first few times, the novelty has worn off. But it’s still kind of amazing.

—

“Who let you in here?”

“Not telling.” Seiji’s smile is as sharp as a knife. Shuuichi had to turn around to see it. The fact of the mirror is especially disconcerting.

“But I’ll have to send them something nice. What do you think? Flowers? Sweets?”

“I’ll burn them.”

“A threat?” He sounds far too delighted at the prospect.

“If you’d like.” Because he’s curious.

“You know what I’d really like…” Seiji leans into his space, crowding him against the vanity. Shuuichi steels himself. Seiji’s fingers brush his throat—whisper-soft, though the cold still bites.

“Won’t you join me?”

Outside, someone calls for him.

“I can’t.”

“You’re no fun.” He steps back and Shuuichi feels his heart rate return to normal.

But Seiji’s smile is one of self-satisfaction, as if he knows it’s only a matter of time before his victory is assured.

Would it be so bad? The thought worms its way into Shuuichi’s mind. He can’t quite shake it out.

He locks Seiji in the dressing room. It’s only temporary. After all, a locked room is nothing to a vampire.

.

.

.

“What a fevered mind you have, Shuuichi.”

“…Quiet, you.”

“Of course, I am more than happy to make your dreams come true,” Seiji purrs. His teeth—were his canines always so sharp?—find Shuuichi’s jugular to a resounding yelp.

And then, well—

Matters progress.

[eve-be-sleep-deprived]

[X]

The Vibe is strong... the accuracy appalling!

Better run, when Oppy and Prin come calling!

[plantlegs]

This is such a serendipitous post for me to see now because less than a week ago i found this baby (THE LAST ONE IN STOCK) at a shop in Mystic Village CT

tiger tale toys 🐀🐁

[mariposita24]

LMAO @moonbeam-mothling don’t keep this hidden in the tags!!!! 😂

(referencing this comic)

[crabussy]

"dolphins are completely evil" I actually don't think we should assign human morality to animals with no concept of law or civilisation with an intelligence roughly equating to that of a toddler

[plantlegs]

Moistcritikal charlie just dropped a video on if crystals work and the thumbnail is him scratching a lotto ticket with a clear quartz point

[tastylemonbread]

[phantom-shell]

Fiddleford Hadron Mcgucket, you will always be famous