#a singular solution

[tennessoui]

'do you specifically like former padawans? i think i could offer mine, she’s adventurous, she’d wear a wig if we asked nicely. ' - lolllllllllll

quinlan, earnest: she was never much of an actor but maybe like we could get mace windu to act out skywalker's lines, you know, real singing in the rain type shit, so it feels natural

obi-wan, aghast and mortified in some upper levels bar: please just let me die

quinlan, matter of fact: not without trying everything else first

[the-music-maniac]

I just made a stupid purchase (short green haired wig) and I'm fighting some demons that are telling me to go to an anime convention as Zoro in a maid outfit

[abandonedpie]

When you're waiting for your villager to stand up so you can give them a present

(Then they finally stand up but only for 1.2 seconds and at that very instant you're bitten by a mosquito and by the time you recover they've already sat back down)

[last-flight-of-fancy]

hey, hey, quick internet fandom ettiquete lesson; X has two hands jokes only vibe if you are talking to someone who is ALSO already talking about how X has two hands. Okay? Okay. It is in fact very rude to go onto other people’s posts where only one set of hands is involved to evangalise about two hands. When seeing ship art/fic of only half your ot3, it is proper ettiquete to simply enjoy the art/fic as it is, and if so inspired create/commission/seek out the ot3 content of your choice. This has been your quick internet fandom lesson, thank you for your time.

[beeapocalypse]

the scene where jon and basira do improvised surgery on melanie while she is asleep. insert that image of the dog sitting in a chair looking mortified

[the-lady-general]

[Image description: Screenshot of the 1999 Among the Clans Star Trek rpg supplement with the following passage from "Sentences and Grammar" highlighted: "Andorians typically refer to themselves and each other by name(even the "third person" to refer to themselves) rather than using equivalents of "she" or "I".]

It is freshers' day at Starfleet Academy. For the student records office this is the busiest day of the year. There's a line of excited cadets looking like it's picture day at Starfleet Academy and a bunch of excited office people taking pictures and handing out student IDs. There is a separate line that loops around the building and hasn't moved in three hours, with one bedraggled looking dude on Andorian duty.

"Just. Just pick one. Please. Look. It's a mandatory field in your file. I can't give you your access card until you fill this out. I promise you can change it later. No, this isn't a test. No, we don't assign uniform variants based on pronouns anymore. You won't be treated differently if you pick one or the other. Yeah, I suppose they really don't mean anything then, haha, silly us binary species. It's still mandatory though. I don't know. Because the translators are going to be weird. For the love of Batman. Please, just take one and move on with your life. No, I can't pick for you, they'll fire me. Do you want to pick randomly? We can toss a coin! It'll be fun!"

"Hey", says Debbie evilly from the fast moving line one row over. "Have you shown them the neopronouns yet?"

[rxttenfish]

extremely mad at my RP dash lately and would do something about it if my options werent 1. delete my blog or 2. immediately receive a callout post

[science-lings]

I don’t really know if I actually hate this trope or not, but a part of me is kinda tired of the war trauma content for Warriors. Like, I really love reading about darker topics and how the things Warriors may have been involved in led to him being kinda morally ambiguous. But most of the stuff I’m finding about the war just takes everything and condenses it down to an average hurt/comfort formula. That genre is really not my thing and I hate that it’s 90% of the Warriors tag right now

I think there's something about Warriors that makes him incredibly hard to figure out. Just in general. In his game, he's generally a blank slate for the player with some pride to set him apart but it's just difficult to get a read on his personality, at least for me. So a lot of his story comes from the identity he's been defaulted to as 'the soldier' and 'the knight' and his standing as a leader in a bloody conflict. Everything, even his name, is about the war. War for most people seems like a faraway concept of something that's happening to other people so it feels like there's a lot of extrapolation that has to be done. I don't know, I'm not extremely involved in Warriors content, but I can see why that would get repetitive.

[that-one-oddity]

nothing is funnier to me than the fact that PK was a terrible father but was just good enough to doom the entire country

[toast1862]

man i was so excited about shigemoto being taken out of the picture and kana getting to be in charge. it seemed like such a great way to shift the focus and bring the actual magical girls into the larger political plot. but the next arc was entirely about getting shigemoto back, and it felt so rushed. like the author just could not stand having the real main character offscreen for too long. kana didn't even come up with the plan. some random guy who showed up just to have a man in the room making decisions did. why was he even added to the story except to take focus away. it just completely broke any illusion for me that the magical girls were important to the story as a whole.

and i like the story! it's kind of a sci fi political thriller with corporate maneuvering and conflicting incentives and a vicious cycle where the problems get bigger and the only solutions allowed to exist under capitalism are to do MORE, causing the problems to get worse, rather than cutting back and tailoring solutions to the problem. yknow, like throwing broad spectrum antibiotics at everything, causing antibioitic-resistant diseases, and developing stronger antibiotics to deal with it, etc etc. or herbicides or pesticides or even like. saving the environment. reduce your ecological footprint by buying this recycled product that we started a factory to produce, instead of buying less. but it's magical girls instead. like it's an interesting story!!!! but women don't get to participate in it

[golzarrahman66-blog]

https://mathgr.com/grpost.php?grtid=3

ম্যাট্রিক্স ও নির্ণায়ক এর মধ্যে পার্থক্য কী?, ব্যাতিক্রমী ও অব্যাতিক্রমী ম্যাট্রিক্স কী?, বর্গ ম্যাট্রিক্সের বিপরীত ম্যাট্রিক্স কী?, বর্গ ম্যাট্রিক্সের অ্যাডজয়েন্ট কী?, বিপরীত ম্যাট্রিক্সের বৈশিষ্ট কী?, অর্থোগোনাল ম্যাট্রিক্স কী?, একঘাত সমীকরণ জোট ও এর সমাধান কী?, ক্রেমারের নিয়মে একঘাত সমীকরণ জোটের সমাধান কী?, তিন চলকবিশিষ্ট একঘাত সমীকরণ জোটের সমাধান বিপরীত ম্যাট্রিক্সের সাহায্যে একঘাত সমীকরণ জোটের সমাধান কী?, বর্গ ম্যাট্রিক্সের ট্রেস কী?, Defference between Matrix and Determinant, Singular and Non-Singular Matrix, Inverse Matrix of a Square Matrix, Adjoint of a Square Matrix, Properties of Inverse Matrix, Orthogonal Matrix, System of linear equations and it's solution, Solution of system of linear equations using cramer's rule, Solution of system of linear equations using inverse myatrix, Trace of Square Matrix

[peeterjoot]

Book update. Now includes recent work on best fit solutions.

  I’ve added a few new pages in the linear systems solution portion of my book, Geometric Algebra for Electrical Engineers.  This now includes the best fit content that was covered in my recent video and blog post on approximate solutions to linear systems. The geometry that is associated with a Moore-Penrose or SVD-based pseudoinverse is not terribly obvious, and this result, providing the same…

[ringtoneumruremix]

vented ourselves into some sort of episode here and now everything is unfamiliar and familiar. ?

[thatwitchrevan]

Do you love the color of the mood disorder..

[hellonearthtoday]

canon is dead I rule the world. dsmp you are MINE

dsmpblrs ocs shared between the 5 (five) singular people that inhabit this fandom

I'm taking the chance to just talk about my personal dsmp au that is basically canon if you don't think about it

I don't think we as a community wrote enough about demon ctommy. he was always my favorite it just gives him this evil vibe that I think is sooo funny and I always see it in ctommy art but never in literally any fic. and that's fine but imp or whatever-he-is-Tommy will always be real in my heart. in my head he used to be a bird hybrid, but when he died for what was supposed to be the final time they took his fucking wings and gave him cunty demon horns and tail. Death made him emo. for the sake of this narrative his wings used to be white too. Pair this with religious ctommy and you get peak

ctubbo. I think about him a lot. I think personally he wears armor under his coat. You'd think it start to get hot under there, and it does. his solution is to just Never leave the Arctic.

At some point he started developing resting bitch face, because it used to just be resting (autistic face of neutrality) but now he kind of just looks tired all the time. Not like Tommy's rbf where he looks like he's kinda pissed and has a headache 24/7. but at least they're semi matching now. bff's!!! (?) I can't write too much about ctubbo because my cutbbo is like 20 billion contradictions stacked on itself. he's not as simple as my ctommy.

He doesn't wear the red bandana anymore but he can't tell you why and he's not insecure about the scar on his face but he's not proud of it either. I FORGOT TO DRAW CRANBOO AND HIS WEDDING RINGS IM AN ANTI WHAT THE HELLL okay ignoring that blunder, their wedding rings are meant to be on their horns 💔 you can't fucking see cranboos singular (1) horn because it's out of frame, they're too tall.

SPEAKONG OF CRANBOO!!!! snakes in his hair because Hahhaa hattte eye contact????? Medusa???? get it guys get it do you guys get jut

The snakes talk to him. Take that as you will. He's a chronic suit wearer and will literally not wear anything else unless it's under or over the suit. he would like to never try anything new ever he needs this constant in his life or everything will fall apart and the world will end. He knows how to kit up and wear armor but just as a joke he wears random bits of armor in places he literally needs it least. as a fashion statement. Tommy doesn't wear any armor usually bcz who gaf he's not doing that shit

in my perfect world the egg plot in dsmp actually got used better and becsme more than a background plot. it could've been everything. anyway my dsmp au is egg war las Nevadas craziness and I'm right goodnight

[ilsanslut]

proneboning—it’s HIS favorite position. there’s just something so very tantalizing about pinning you flush to whatever surface he can manage and completely ravishing you beneath him. and you? you love it just as much.

your pretty face pressed deeply into the sheets, leaving you to helplessly writhe and moan beneath the weight of your lover. your tiny fists fisting the sheets, bracing for every powerful, mind-numbing thrust as you feel his thick, heavy cock pounding the deepest depths within you. your shrill moans and pleasured wails becoming muffled by the duvet beneath you as you’re smothered beneath his hardy, masculine frame. you can feel his heavy weight and muscled chest boring down on your back, crushing and pinning you firmly into a mattress in such a delightful way as every one of his powerful, carnal thrusts, aided by gravity and his heft, pounds you further and further into submission—as if every singular one is bellowing MINE, MINE, MINE, from the lewd echos of your bedroom walls.

you can’t catch your breath, you can’t speak, you can’t even think. you’re reduced to a babbling mess, your weeps of sheer ecstasy matching that of your glistening, weeping cunt as it gushes around his thick shaft with every obscene clap of his pelvis PLAP, PLAP, PLAPPING against your bubbly ass.

“yeaah, that’s it.” you can barely make out his gruff voice as his lips press to the shell of your ear, his heavy pants mixing with near-feral growls as he struggles to maintain his own composure.

amidst his unforgiving pace, you feel his muscled forearm snaking around your waist, his meaty palm, and equally thick digits pressing against the fatty part of your lower belly to feel that prominent bulge that forms every time he bottoms out within you. “y’feel me in here too, princess? bullying that pretty womb of yours? haah, fuck. thaaat’s it. sing for me, angel. let me hear that pretty voice of yours.”

so you do. you cry, you shriek, you mewl—“singing” praises of his name, how big his cock is and how good his cock feels inside of you, how you can’t take it because it’s “too much," as well as contradictory pleas of him to slow down followed by depraved cries of “please, please, fuck me harder!”

that’s not good enough for him, though. c’mon, princess. use your dumb little brain. you think he can hear you when you're nose-deep in the sheets? don’t worry, he has a solution for that.

nothing could have prepared you for the sensation of a broad, bulging bicep snaking around your neck, the crease of its forearm and elbow resting tautly against your windpipe as he wrenched your head up from the sheets and began to squeeze. he balled the fist of his other hand and used his strength to pull back the latter, effectively locking you into an unforgiving headlock that made your toes curl and your heightened moans catch in your throat.

“say it again for me, pretty. y’like my fat cock fuckin’ you up? like me using you like the pretty pocket pussy you are? yeah? ngh, shit. c’mon, lighten up, princess, you’re chokin’ my dick here.”

“y-yes! yes, yes, yes! oh, f-fuck yess! m’gonna cum, hah, mpfh! m’gonna cum!!”

he raises himself onto his knees, caging your petite frame in between both of his muscular thighs as he pounds into you with more ferocity than before, like a ravenous predator claiming every ounce of his darling little prey. he was always so, so generous, most of the time. who was he to deny his little angel her precious orgasm?

“do it. c’mon, make a fuckin’ mess on my cock, you dumb slut.” he would snarl against you, his teeth and sharp canines grazing the shell of your ear.

you did so graciously; your moans mixed with babbles of useless speech along the lines of “thank you” and incoherent swears. your glassy eyes spilling with fat globs of tears that rolled down your cheeks could not register their surroundings, nor could your brain register him slamming his cock's head firmly against your squishy insides, pumping you to the brim with his virile seed that threatened to bloat your lil’ tummy.

he let you go in an instant, allowing your exhausted body to fall slack on the sheets before you, your head resting soundly on the crevice of his elbow between his bicep and forearm. he had yet to pull out of you, even after you had come down from your high, and his cock had long since ceased languidly pumping the ropes of his creamy, heavy seed deep inside of you.

“shh, i got you, angel.” he eased your twitchy frame and panting mewls with an affectionate, breathless kiss to your forehead.

“always such a good girl, f’me.”

blue lock: KAISER MICHAEL. SHOEI BAROU. nagi seishiro. KUNIGAMI RENSUKE. itoshi sae. itoshi rin. KARASU TABITO. EGO JINPACHI. otoyo eita. OLIVER AIKU. isagi yoichi. BACHIRA MEGURU. RAICHI JINGO. LORENZO DON. SHIDOU RYUSEI. jujutsu kaisen: nanami kento. GETO SUGURU. kamo choso. FUSHIGURO TOJI. OH MY FUCKING GOD TOJI. SUKUNA. SUKUNA. SUKUNA PLEASE GOD SUKUNA. GOJO SATORU. mahito. HAKARI KINJI. todo aoi. zenin naoya. genshin impact: WRIOTHESLEY. CHILDE. ALHAITHAM. kamisato ayato. ragnvindr diluc. ARATAKI ITTO. tighnari. SCARAMOUCHE/WANDERER. HEIZOU. IL DOTTORE. PANTALONE. kimetsu no yaiba: SHINAZUGAWA SANEMI. UZUI TENGEN. rengoku kyojuro. RENGOKU SHINJUROOOO. IGURO OBANAI. KIBUTSUJI MUZAN. akaza. kokoshibo. DOUMA. HANTENGU CLONES. GYUTARO, tokyo revengers: mitsuya takashi. KAWATA NAHOYAAAA. SHIBA TAIJU. BAJI KEISUKE. HANEMIYA KAZUTORA. haitani rindou. HAITANI RAN. RYUGUJI KEN. sano manjiro. SANZU HARUCHIYO. akashi takeomi. imaushi wakasa. TERANO SOUTH. sano sinichiro. HANMA SHUUJI.

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