#aaaaaAAAAAAAAAA okay. okay im done

[lurkiestvoid]

yeahhhhh pretty much, except the only thing is it's less individual investors and more Hedge Funds.

Hedge funds use algorithms to maximize profits by any means necessary, up to and including certain tactics that will deliberately tank a stock. If it's not performing well or if they just don't want it to, they can bet against it and whip out a variety of bullshit of varying legality to push the share price down, which causes other HFs to sell to stay ahead of the market, which leads portfolio managers and accountants and regular folks to sell, and then when the selloffs are done the original HFs make fucking bank off strangling the stock. (This also works in reverse: betting a stock will rise, baiting others to buy in, profit, then bet against it again)

So a "strong" company is one with lots of gains and very few/short losses (harder to break/less room to manipulate, generally Big Name stocks like Disney/Apple/etc) whereas a "weak" company with more losses than gains or lots of volatility is a prime target for the piranhas. The people running companies are terrified of stagnation, let alone losses, because it can very, very easily be taken advantage of and even outright kill the company in just a few weeks or months. Perpetual growth is virtually required to survive the market as it is today.

Individual, casual/hobbyist investors with at most a couple dozen shares in a handful of companies don't have the numbers/margins to seriously affect a stock price. Even hobbyist/semipro "traders" who obsess/hoard and attempt to imitate The Big Guys are comparitively few in number and just don't have the weight to affect much more than their own account balance. But hedge funds do have MASSIVE weight in the market, throwing around thousands of shares at a time, several times a day, for dozens of different tickers, in multiple markets and across multiple industries.

And then there are "market makers." These are giant companies whose SOLE purpose is to manipulate the market ensure "market liquidity," or, "a buy for every sell, a sell for every buy." What this means is that if demand is high but there aren't enough shares available to sell, they make more by "borrowing" them, potentially infinitely. If these market makers feel a stock is too "overvalued," they can dump loads of those borrowed shares to saturate the market and drive the price back down. There is extremely little regulation on this, which leads to situations where the same one share can have dozens or hundreds of "owners."

This can happen because regular everyday investors don't actually "own" stock at all. Like, very literally, their "shares" are 1) not real and 2) can be liquidated by their brokers at any time, because, as the go-between third party, their brokers own the shares "on their behalf," and brokers essentially just "deliver" digital IOUs. All Actual Real Shares are held in the DTCC by a company called Cede & Co, and everything else is traded on credit.

If you buy a "share" in a company through a broker, it's not your name on the company shareholder list, it's your broker's. If you're submitting paperwork to your broker for voting for that company's policies at their annual meeting, your broker is pooling aaaaall the votes and "proportionally" voting "on your behalf." And your broker can decide to lend out your shares without telling you (to their own profit) and you may or may not ever get them back -- this is called "failure to delivers" or FTDs and there is a massive backlog of them that just ... never get addressed.

this is hella over-summarized and sloppy but the tl;dr is that supply and demand economics are beyond broken, the entire stock market is more fake than you ever imagined, it's propped up entirely by computer programs trading IOUs-of-IOUs-of-IOUs, and is easily manipulated at the literal whim of bank-and-billionaire proxies.

companies really have got to be okay with stagnant profits. what is wrong with earning the same amount every year? why does it always have to be more? it's not sustainable. there are only so many people on the planet you can profit from 😭

[memoryoflife]

for the fanfic trope thing: dubious morality, body horror and came back wrong :)

Give me a fanfiction trope and I’ll grade it

"dubious morality" trope rating: A

listen... the fact that i had an entire subcategory of ocs in the past dubbed "dubiously blonde" is testament enough. oh my GOD. grey characters are my SHIT. dubious morality is a fucking a+, it's so BORING for it to be completely black and white! give me characters with complexity and dimensions, who do fucked up shit for fucked up or justified reasons! on the subject of dubious morality, i wind up thinking about the "villains" series by v.e. schwab — the vast majority of characters are extremely grey, having their own goals and motivations that are justified to them. and it makes it SUCH a wild fucking ride to get through that book. uh i can';t even say much else i jsut love it. I KNOW THIS IS A FANFIC TROPE GAME BUT I CAN'T THINK OF FANFIC EXAMPLES RN MY BRAIN IS FRIED IM SO SORRY

"body horror" trope rating: B

i! do like body horror a ton! but it's not something i usually go out of the way to get. but god, it slaps when done right. i'm a bitch ass pussy so i actually really like it in fanfic because if you SHOW me body horror in a visual medium, i scream and writhe and cry and die :') not much else to say here except i should probably give it a shot and write some someday!

"came back wrong" trope rating: A

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAA OH MAN OKAY i wish i didn't scrap came back wrong off my bthbingo because MAN. MAN. IT'S JUST!! the absolute HORROR of knowing someone for who they were, only for them to come back as not someone, but something else... i can't speak of fanfics for this but i've thrown around ideas with a friend in discord dms (blows a kiss @ lettie) about the trope and it's just. so fucking good. the absolute agony, especially if the person who brought the other character back did it because they couldn't comprehend their passing, couldn't let them go!! (excellent fodder w lilia and silver ngl)

SO YEAH A GRADE A GRADE FUCKING EXCELLENT TROPE

[senseiwu]

hello i think im gonna cry about faith again

[mephojixx]

mephone looks so mentally exhausted

you'll always return home

[moxymcyt101]

HELLO HOW ABOUT THAT NEW JRWI EP !!/&383$:8:$; it was so good i am. so astounded by all their talent omg omg

UR SO RIGHT, IT WAS AMAZING OMG

[fuckingsuperbutinyalchemist]

*angry emoji*

So

sO

FUCK

my motherfuckin chrome os is damaged or whatever and i dont have a way to recover this bitch so so so i really wanna punch something or whatever im angry i had powerwashed this shit twice and it ain't workin im just gonna sit here and quietly bottle up my anger.

so like to anyone who knows me from discord and sees that im not on there anymore um yeah my chromebook sucks ass and i cant download discord onto my phone

hahhahahaahah what fun times im having right now

[searching-for-synpathy]

I FOUND A GAY REWRITE OF #40 AND IT LITERALLY SOUNDS LIKE AN ORIGINAL VERSION BEFORE IT GOT STRAIGHTWASHED

LOOK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[silvermuffins]

Pokemon Legends Arceus: the continuing impossibility of a clever title

It's been a few days. Not that I haven't wanted to play, I just went back to work after The England Trip. And then got distracted in the evenings. But the wilds of Hisui, they call.

i honestly cannot express enough how much i just want to run away into the wilderness and find somewhere i belong. PLA is pure escapism for me, because if i can't do it for real at least I can get sucked into a game where I can for 12 hours at a time.

but that's too heavy for this liveblog! we are here for an idiot running headlong into and away from danger!

hm. i see. it's nighttime and i am crouching in a patch of grass.

good time to wait it out as i eat some cereal, there are fungal pieces of shit about

hm. i see ingo and warden bitchqueen waiting. she'd better get some character development or so help me i WILL sic every pokemon i've got on her.

"I'll beat him" i see, i've been mistaken. warden bitchking will know my wrath. and the wrath of my walrein.

skuntank.....okay.

dude you lost. get lost.

sup volo!

everyone be like "yeah you fell out of the sky and threw snacks at hangry demigods so you gotta do all of literally everything"

one break for delivering things that somehow ended up in my bag at the end of the trip later, let's get on with it

should really keep feather balls on hand for unown....

aaaaaaAAAAAAAAA URSARING

bronzor points over the river....i'm not sure basculegion was the "correct" solution but it got me there in one jump

and i think i spotted another bronzor......yep there it be

i wonder what a wound on a bronzor looks like

it...it's a metal disk. do they bleed????

theres mushrooms growing on the cliffsides....i need to be able to reach those

ah. hidden moves. HMs. clever....and thus Sneasler will give me Rock Climb

battle!!!

sneasler laughed at meeee

oh! she's poison??? apparently????

oh my fucking god sneasler carries me in a lil basket

all i can see are mY EYES HELP--

!!! CHERUBI get over here you little drupe-y fuck-

man i wish fewer pokemon were aggro

like it kinda sucks that i can't just wander, i HAVE to be running for my life

ig that's what stealth sprays are for but meehhhh

anyway thers graves here

"look to the ruined pillars of celestica" care to be a tad more specific????

OKAY im done with these ruins where everything wants to hurt me, melli probably gonna fight me again, fuck you sir

FUCK YOU, SIR

adaman you're the leader of the diamond clan can you just like, fire this dipshit

like, into the sun

melli please just STOP TALKING. give me the balms and shut the fuck up.

guh this is rough, but so was arcanine

this is easier thus far

DONE

wait am i a time traveler or a full on isekai.....eh i'll roll with yes

shut up melli i want to push you off a cliff

i think i might've seen some wild basculin but they disappeared before i could even attempt to catch and i can't get them to respawn

anyway. PLOT.

actually, first, SIDEQUEST HEEELLLLL

awww....kamado takes such good care of me

also, one of the NPCs mentioned he has no home to return to, which was definitely the vibe i'd been getting from him

oh hey you took me right to kamado this morning instead of making me walk there myself, thanks game

avalugg....ooooey, and like, i know the mobility noble has to be braviary!

....the fuck was that just now with cyllene and wurmple?

pesselle. i am nearly always completely out of medicinal leeks. i need those for both potions and revives. and you want me to save up A HUNDRED?!

haha hooboy here come brain weasels, no one invited those

so im just going to aggressively play!!!

....y'know, ideally one would purchase some nice warm clothes to go to the icelands in, but we're just gonna keep wearing this fancy kimono

hm. avalugg hasn't hurt anybody, but i'm going into major danger for this...

is the pearl clan village out here? i haven't found it yet, but i did find the diamond clan's...

FINALLY found and caught a misdreavus. new hairstyles here i come.

meanwhile i repeaatedly get lost in the snowfields

gaeric also looks familiar

god. game does set up this bit of moral quandary. is it fine to quell a noble who hasn't hurt anyone?

i mean there is an implication that being frenzied is bad for the pokemon so THAT'S important but it's not settling definitively into "they need help"

anyway, i have fire

sabi! is she...cheryl?

you know i feel like these ancestors are a golden opportunity to fuse character designs and tell people like "hey misty and riley share a common ancestor, isnt' that neat?"

which i guess they sorta did with the Miss Fortunes! i can't quite identify Charm, sure, but Coin and Clover prove Candice and Saturn share ancestry!

yesss the pearl clan's village IS out here!

so i get plates from the ten nobles, that's all well and good, but presumably i'm going to need to pick up the other eight somewhere?

finally. goddamn basculin.

nearly to the temple now!

oooh puzzles? but why am i going into Snowpoint Temple....i know what's down here,

hmmm not much to interact with here...

oh it's simon says but with more running

hooboy there was an alpha gallade here two seconds ago, no idea where it went and it's like when you lose track of a spider. burn the temple down.

oof. rhyperior, magmortar, and electivire....hm. well, Walrein can take care of two out of three. just gonna need to deal with the electivire first....i have no ground moves, though, this will be rough.

electivire down, come on out my dear walrus~

fuck i really needed to oneshot the rhyperior, now they get four moves in and i need to use a revive

dammit magmortar down but i need to revive my walrein again. also my staraptor is down but that's not like...a Teammate Teammate if you know what i mean? i haven't shoved any grit down its beak it's here for numbers

k it was p fun murdering the rhyperior with a roselia

oh i need to battle braviary now? okay uh get out here Luxray

heyyyy god's calling! been a while! how you been, buddy?

okay....so it's less flying and more gliding, you can't go up

man volo really gets around huh

oh. oh shit we going right in.

oh snap that's

big

slightly regretting only wearing fancy zori

well whatever, i have a typhlosion, here we gooooo

fuck

fuck x2

fuck x3

fuck x4

fuck x5

FINALLY

more unown get, too

fuck that balloon race was hard

i think im ready to go back to jubilife

people keep talking about back to normal but a moral quandary does not a climax make. some shit is gonna happen.

THANK YOU REI. finally someone acknowledging that maybe i might have, you know, a home to go back to. and that i might want to! and maybe if the rift closes i'll be stuck!!!

we are entirely too happy

yep, there it is

oh, the skybox glitched--

i got told i will always have a home in jubilife ergo this is the part where suddenly i become a pariah because everyone is convinced 1) that this is my fault and 2) that this was my goal from the beginning

yeah...kamado never fully trusted me

wowe fuck me i guess

kamado i know you've probably got trauma but.....

this is really harsh

fuck. lian and melli are going to have my head, in particular.

lian and mai both want to help. but won't. because politics.

Shinx?

aww....

...!!! Volo!!! god if im banished from jubilife and neither diamond nor pearl will help me it's ONLY ginkgo left....they'll help me right???

looking for me???

where are we now

ancient retreat????

is cogita an ancestor od cynthia too

exposition time!

....cyllene's abra. cyllene is sending help with the pastures....

oh no they're finally making me choose diamond or pearl

i must maintain my loyalty to pearl. it's an ooc thing. much as i love adaman....i wanna date irida--

(poly is an option tho)

iridaaaaa

yesss i trust adaman to Handle kamado

changes up my team and movesets.....i think it's time to evolve Togetic and Roselia

i have more budews and roselias, and i can catch another togepi

we have also added a riolu to my team in place of staraptor

hmmm i wonder what the Miss Fortunes are up to....three lakes, three of them...hm

time to go prove myself to mesprit

oooof. alpha goodra.

wait that thing is part steel?!

thank goodness i brought riolu but uh....this is little dude's first fight

revives....

that does not look like a plume

cogita is harsh with volo

searches for vulpix and remains of a village because fuck you kamado i WILL have a future

ohhhh dear, i know this story is about a froslass

okay uhhh i have some unown to hunt down, too....three pillars and an unusual stone....

found the latter!

mmkay time to go up to the lake!!!

oh fuck alpha zoroark. okay. uhhh...ghost's weaknesses....uhhh fuck this thing is ONLY weak to dark isn't it, okay then.

i wonder if there's any lore reasons linking the guardian alphas to the lake trio

fox down

oh, just one question this time?

who knows what would happen if the red chain fell into the wrong hands. what use would the wrong hands have for it.

stares into the camera like im on the office

that does not look like a claw

cogita keeps implying something's up with volo

also something's coming out of the rift. lots of things it could be!

valor time

qwilfish evolution. the fuck is this thing?

qwilfish is dark/poison so...riolu again perhaps?

that thing has spikes coming from its eyes! what the fuck!

overqwil.....yeah it overqwilled my riolu!!!

watches it qwil itself

oh fuck i gotta balm azelf now???

that does not look like a fang

oh it's just taking me to the shrouded ruins

a remarkable pokemon that flits across Hisui....oh it's gotta be cresselia

fucking hell kamado sit your ass down

rei what are you up to

awww laventon and rei

fuck kamado already left

teehee tsun cyllene

a lucario came to give me a quest?

Rye.... riley!!!

also we are in the "talk to all the NPCs" phase of the finale

cyllene is So Good

okay soon...we head up to Mt. Coronet

green clouds of dust that....are harmless???

sus

beni???? what is the mochi man doing here

why am i fighting the mochi man

why is he talking like i've been a meddling brat instead of a good little girl

what the FUCK dude

yooooo

save kamado from himself...hooboy

wow that getup

aaaaaa only a few of my team are strong enough for thiiiis

stop KOing my pokemon you bastard

and then i KOd all of his

aaaaaaaaaaa now what awaits at the top....!

heeeere's palkia!!! aaaaaaa

oh fuck it broke the chain

OH FUCK I NEED TO BATTLE IT

and hopefully catch it....

done

oh shit another frenzy

do we HAVE any balms for a god???

dialga is frenzied......eesh

can melli Stop

glue his goddamn mouth Shut

cute, the primeval grotto has skeletons of bastiodon and rampardos

oh THERE the sisters are

wait... are they related? there was an npc in pearl village who mentioned a girl with a croagunk who ran off, implying coin....and clover walked out on the diamond clan....

yeah coin left the pearl clan

well, charm was a pushover

worried about us....

why are we back to town???

are we making a masterball

rei is making a masterball

...............correction

that's a fuckin' cherish ball

i JUST realized colza is an ancestor to gardenia

buys riley's hat

OKAY fuck i hope im nearly done im getting tired but i can't stop now

volo again!!!

1: this music is awesome

2: dialga's lookin' a little....different

3: so that's how the spear pillar ruins got ruined!

fuck

fuck x2

fuck x3

fuck x4

gottem

holy shit.....

teehee kamado is crying

party time? party time.

roll credits!

....i still have my mission from god,

this is pokemon legends arceus and a certain godllama has yet to appear! other than int he intro

we shall save the postgame for another time~

[deiacontraria]

okay so below the line you shall find my screeches about why Legendborn is awesome and you need to go read it

This book just goes straight to the gut punch, darn. Just. WOW. The entire scene is meaningful, but this line just captures so much about the fragility of life. Losing a loved one, and knowing it means you’ll never get the chance to re-do things. Just. Ouch.

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This dialogue is top-notch lol.

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aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

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[second-hand screams on Nick’s behalf]

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Omg there’s a Felicity in this. Unrelated but reminds me of my great^∞mother’s name so I’m immediately happy. ...Though I do get the impression Nick dislikes her lol.

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aaaaa

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i’m not crying i’m not crying i’m not crying GODDAMMIT I’M CRYING

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This entire book may be fantasy, but the grief themes are real. It’s so deep I can’t even

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aaaaaaaaaaaaaaa yesssssssss

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lmao

this makes sense i context i swear

but lmao

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IM SO HAPPY LMAO

i promise this book is awesome

not even done yet but i promise this book is awesome

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bruh the dialogue in this entire thing is just golden

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BASICALLY THIS BOOK IS GREAT. THAT’S ALL I CAN SAY. GO READ IT NOW OMG.

[lycanthology]

okay im sick of making art. im done. *sees very beautiful art of the character i want to draw* AAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

[galacticstationsblog]

just watched the final episode and here are my reactions

1-i believe eguene is telling this story to his kids or something

2-dang arianna you got no chill and i love it

3-OMG EASTER EGGS TO TANGLED BEFORE EVER AFTER

4-eugene i love you but just stop

5-VARIAN CAN PLAY THE PIANO????????

6-Rapunzle with a sword RAPUNZLE WITH A SWORD

7- A SONG NUMBER WITH EVERYONE IN!!!!

8-at this point varian knows how to play any instrument

9-another tangled movie referents shorty falling when the song ends

10-EUGENE KNOWS QUIRIN HES A SLEEP AGENT

11-varian tell me thats milk in that mug please

12-cass you better show some appretiation that rapunzle kept your room how it was or i swear

13-CASS YOU BITCH

14-okay being a lady in waiting probably piss you off and thats understandeble

15-Rapunzle stop your saying to much

16-oh shit team awesome getting angst

17-OH SHIT

18-OH FUCK HIS TUMB IS HUGE

19-another riddle

20-LANCE YOU GENIUS/also alchemy torch

21-varian fangirling

22-G-Bug

23-demanitus must love monkey or that originaly belongs to a temple of monkeys

24-LANCE DONT

25-FUCKING MONKEY

27-LANCE NO

28-LANCE YOU HAD ONE JOB

29-WAIT DOES THIS MEAN DEMANITUS BODY IS STILL AROUND AS A MONKEY?!?!?

30-welp everyone is going bananas

31-that mind switch might be useful

32-can we adopt a monkey

33-probably a bad romance between Demanitus and zhantiri

34-AWWWWWWWWW DAD OF THE YEAR

35-AWWWW NEW DREAM MOMENT

36-AWWWWWW FATHER AND SON BONDING ASLO BROTHERHOOD QUIRIN

37- oh shit rudiger

38-im scared

39-OH SHIT

40-OH NO

41-OH FUCK QUIRIN NO

42-poor varian

43-Welp zhan tiri is a feral cat

44-A SUNSTONE?!

45-SHIT

46-THEIR ALL TRAP WHAT THE FUCK

47-another song

48-origin of the picture frame

49-cass i miss you QQ

50-im not crying

51-OH FUCK OH SHIT OH FUCK OH SHIT

52-YES CASS TRAP THAT BITCH

53-YOOOO FLASH BACK

54-HUMAN DEMANITUS AND OLDER ZHAN TIRI!?!?

55-baby monkey

56-wait VIRGO WAS DEMANITUS COMPANION

57-bro what type of drugs???

58-OH SHIT AGAIN

59-hector talked :D

60-BROTHERHOOD BATTLE

61-wait wheres adira?

62-oh fuck

63-THE GIRLS ARE FIGHTING

64-DAMN RAPS

65-wait quirin

66-welp know we know how he got the rino

67-HECTOR

68-WTF

69-yup on drugs

70-cass is understanding

71-FUCK I SHOULD HAVE SEEN THAT COMING

72-IM SCARED

73-IM SCARED IM SCARED IM SCARED

74-MAX OUR HERO

75-HE HAS A STUMB ARM-then king

76-YES

77-QUIRIN SAVE THEM

78-YOOOOOOO OH NO

79- also cass what are you wearing??

80- oh fuck me

81-welp were fucked

82-golden rocks

83-THE TEAM AWSEOME DREAM OFF TO SAVE THE DAY AND VARIAN IS RIDING ON MONSTRUS RUDIGER

84-EVERYONE IN CORONA AND THE DARK KINGDOM FIGHTING ZHAN TIRI YES

85-fredrick holding a frying pan as a weapon yes

86-oh no cass baby no omg sweetie i love you

87-SISTER MOMENT AAAWW

88-YAS RED FUCK HER UP

89-HECTOR YAS

90-OH FUCK OH FUCK

91-SHIT NO

92-NNONONONONONONONOONONONOONONONONONONONO

93-RAPS YOUR A GENIUS

94-the journal awww

95-Plus Est En Vous

96-OMGOMGOMGOGMOGMGOMGO YES

97-YES FUCK YEAH

98-CASS SAID BLONDIE

99-TEAR THAT BITCH UP

100-CASS YES

101-COME ONE

102-Oh fuck me

103-YES

104-RAPS IS CUTTING HER OWN HAIR!!!!!!!!!

105-YOOOOOOOOOOOOO THAT IS FUCKING BEAUTIFUL

106-OH SHIT

107-Eye emojie

108-OH MY GOD RAPS IS THE TRUE HOLDER OF BOTHE THE SUN AND MOON

109-pascal i love you

110-TAngled REFERENCS

111-CASS HAS A NEW OUTFIT AND IM LOVING IT AAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

112-And shes wearing the cassadrium (cassarian shippers please stay the fuck away from me)

113-BROTHER AND SISTER MOMENT YES(Pls dont let this be a ship i swear)

114-CASS AND PASCAL AWWWW

115-cass is leaving?!?

116-awww cassie

117-CASS SAID THE LOVE WORD AAAAAAAAA

118-IM CRYING

119-CASS AND HER DAD TOGETHER AAAAAAAAAA

120-RESPIRE SONG

121-ROYAL ENGENIR YESSSS

122-AWW FATHER AND SON MOMENT

123-DAD LANCE YESSS IM LIVING FOR IT

124-hector you need to go back to oleander he misses you

125-LIVING HAPPILY EVR AFTER AFTER AAAAAALLL

126-I KNEW THAT IT WAS GOING TO END TO HER JOURNAL CLOSING I LOVE IT

127-THERES MORE GUYS

128-HE REMEMBERS CALL BACK

129-THE PROPOSAL SHE SAID YES!!!!!!!

130-and im done UwU

[cybervoider]

a test post in which i paste a bunch of notes i wrote after watching good omens for the forth time like two weeks ago to see how this works

• you would not believe your eyes, if the antichrist grew up to make Fireflies • my favorite scenes were all the ones with the burning car. idk they just made me laugh for that reason you can't describe • but the "lord heal this bike" is my favorite moment probably just... there are no words • oh and "haster." "-levista." • AND "SHUT UUUUUUUUUUUP" "AAAAAAAAAAAAAAA"

• sunglasses demon sad boy.

• he seems like he enjoys general mischief but when it comes down to like... idk very stereotypical evil thingys™ he's not into it. but still bad boy but just... likeable bad boy who mostly likes to inconvenience people because thats funny. probably would've been generally decent if he wasn't gonna die for it. maybe. • "let's ride off into the stars together like lovers haha jk...unless? actually please im begging you"

• angel food cake is like... sweet but also asshole.

• like idk seems to have a bit of a disconnect (and some sort of "above this" complex but all of those loser angles got that) but like, at least he's not as bad as the rest of the creepy skybox cult. he’d probably be so much better without them. otherwise he's a nice southern pansy. • it made me sad the last time i watched it when i realized that only after he literally gets rejected by the presidential speaker for god does he turn to his best friend like... that gives me so many mixed emotions. ugh :(

• their character interactions were my favorite though even if they tried to tear my heart out but jokes on you i dont have a heart >:) • im mad that they didnt hold hands >:( let them hold hands dammit. it's not gay if you say no homo first.

• toad man and chameleon guy are like "lol we don't trust anyone" but are just... always hanging around eachother. • haster is ridiculous he's definitely lost it it's great. his screams. just. there are no words. crazy man. "what's a computer." • sad that ligur has to become a puddle of goo. how do you think froggy is handling it? besides the whole....screaming his head off. • gabriel and michael remind me of my dad and his mom. idk it's just their whole.. demeanor and look. eugh. • gabriels hilarious though like... complete dumbass asshole and it's great. can't even describe it. • dagon's pretty cute ngl. lispy demon. cute lil scales and metal teeth. good. very good. i approve. gimme. • uriels cute too but like...cold asshole. no cute lisp either. dagon's better. • oh and beez. yucky. cute but yucky. looks and sounds like they're just so done with everything all the time i love it. • i can't spell his name but i hate the "can't have war without war" guy like his mouth is always hanging open and his smile is all weird??? yuck. no thanks.

• i want to see the four horsemen drinking tea at that shop. • also death is the best out of the four of them if only just because he was playing some arcade trivia game in the background in a bikers outfit. it's too perfect • i would say pollution looks cool but i care about the environment too much. like fuck off you little shit how dare you ruin that creek??? you bitch. • war has that stupid smiling face all the time like can she ever stop grinning • im hungry now and im blaming it on toothy guy.

• i swear every rewatch my brain keeps flip flopping on whether emo americans dad knew the plan or not and i dont even know why •  emo kid has probably so many issues from being sung lullabies about ruling the world like... i just had my sister play a song about someone's funeral and look where i ended up •  adams cool enough besides the fact that it must be canon that he ends up making some alternate universe of owl city. british owl city. •  i like how he's got that kind of... im not sure how you describe it but he's got this "neutral" expression alot of the time i felt fit the kid who's gonna end everything. •  pepper is great. 90% sure she grows up to be a lesbian queen. you go girl. •  wednesday is... the fourth day of the week. and a little witch. that is all. •  the rest of the them all get some kind of background but apparently according to the narration brian just... exists. •  also i love how it's says "always supportive of adam" when he's the first to doubt him and also just *picks up some sort of wooden thing to knock him out* •  anathema is cool. i loved all her different dresses. gives me big sister vibes. •  did the same actor do both newt and adultery??? •  okay they get to bang literally right after they meet but you can't have dumbass immortals hold hands??? bruh >:(

anyways i enjoyed it        

[vegeebs]

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Meow! ❤️

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okay im done being angy (:

[better-every-minute]

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I just got,,,,, thanked? for trying to calm someone dawn and like, reassure em that the nightmare they saw was just bad nightmare nonsense and nothing real, and i did, and they were happy and moved because i worded it hecka good and they said they felt understood and also that i was a good friend and i havent been this happy in a heckin While! And so now im vibraty and shaky from the good. Which is wild bc like, go back an hour or so and i was super sad because i kinda drove someone away bc i got excited talking about avatar and its politics and i think i just scared them away?? and they went like, “uh, okay. this is weird. and kinda sucks. im gonna go now” and like, yeah theyre totally in their right to do that, but also, i thought we were like, jamming? and talking about the greatest show on earth? but then they said that and i realized what i had done which was just Not SHut The F UP Ever, and just, dump a wordpile on them and scare them away about avatar which is very good show, and i felt super sad! like real sad times sad. And like, rollercoaster? rollercoaster. Life’s more fun when you’re experiencing all extremes, lets fucking go.

[nyanzaya]

Anonymous inquired: Really? I feel like she's done it at least once before but like it was possibly/probably during that whole angst confession because I remember his hands were brought up I think? Anyway I can understand why he would be apprehensive since, if I'm right, this is only the second time she's put them to her face and he views his hands as weapons. So I get it.

Yeah i think it was once with the angst and how she said she isn’t glass and that she would be okay. I don’t know what made him so anxious? This would def be the second time his hands had been on her face in a soft(tm) display of affection, though it’s kind of sad that even though she reassured him that she would be fine he’s just “AAAAAAAAAAAAAAA” about his hands and his emotions LOL

He might need to see his mom and his kid again tbh LOL smh sometimes he just gotta reconnect and then he’s fine but even with hana im sure he’ll feel better soon too<3