#aaaaabsolutely

[wrang1er]

boone giving kate positive attention instead of tyler is absolutely tyler’s punishment for running off without him

[daireannx]

More Forest God AU stuff.... Hooray

It wasn't visible in the first version, but Ruby is a four-legged noodle

The whole family under the cut if anyone's interested

Green Diamond:

Pink Topaz:

Sapphire:

(Angry) Yellow Diamond:

[binch-i-might-be]

rotating them

(Alex and Gwash being uniquely and deeply connected by their mental illness. understanding each other on such a vulnerable level. no perceived power dynamics here—no "I'm your father and you're my son and you listen to me" and no "you're my father and you've protected me always and to me you're unbreakable". they're humans they're soldiers they're men and they know exactly what the other is going through. Gwash holds Alex and reassures him that he's safe and he's capable and his nightmares can never follow him out of his head no matter how scary they are. he's brilliant and he's strong and he's his boy. Alex takes Gwash's hand when he gets that far away look in his eyes and kisses his knuckles and tells him that it's not all his fault. he can't be everywhere and he can't control everything and no matter how hard anyone tries, something will always go awry and that's not his fault. he's Alex's father and Alex loves him so much. they are weak together, in front of each other, because of each other, and they help one another be strong again. there's no space for shame or guilt or doubt between them. just understanding. acceptance. love.)

[crehador]

oh no 💀

[supernova-151]

UNEARNED BUT 😭😭😭😭

[seasaltbaptism]

me: [ decides to venture into the world ]

gross older men:

me: [ immediately gets in car and leaves. ]

[tangirlisfangirl]

THERE IS NO WAY IN HELL MY MOM JUST SENT ME THIS IMAGE TO SAY GOODNIGHT IIIII—

HELLO??????!!??))?!,(!,(??!

[motherraid]

I can’t find any rules so if your uncomfortable plz feel free to ignore this but I recently found out that when a afab person sits on someone else lap, they can feel the *throb™*

So I’m currently thinking what would Sebek do if during the Masquerade s/o fem!reader ended up sitting on his lap and he felt the throb. What would he do? Would he get hard or would he wonder what it is?

Can I be ✨🎀 anon plz? If you do those kinds of anon thingies lol

Omg of course???!?!?! It's been so long since I've taken an ask from a named anon what you're so nice 😭😭😭

AND YOU HAD TO PULL A SCENARIO FROM MY FAVORITE EVENT TOO ILY

((Grinding, manipulation/gaslighting(??), boners (lol), slight exhibitionism(?? If you squint i think) more big boy words and can't really think or anything else as a description, IM SORRYYY I NEED CHARACTER EXAGGERATION IT'S AN ADDICTION))

Well, well. Back to lap sitting. It seems you all have a certain taste.

Boring answer is he feels it, gets embarrassed, and asks you to get up before he even begins to feel anything. He'd probably offer you his seat and walk off to find another seat he can sit down in. He's red faced, but that's it.

Fun answer?

I believe that Sebek WILL know where it's coming from. I'm sure he has some knowledge in sex ed or smth and if he doesn't, he's still very smart. He can make the connection and what was causing it easily. And when he looks up at you in concealed confusion, he can tell by your nonchalant expression that you aren't doing it on purpose. He assumes it's a natural thing that you shouldn't be ashamed of. So, by that logic, if you feel something hardening under your ass, surely you can understand that it's just natural, right? It's nothing to freak out over, I mean, who wouldn't get hard when there's such a darling sitting in his lap?

And who could possibly have known that something as simple as a pulse could be so alluring?

I mean, if we're talking sweet ol classic Sebek, he'd probably be aaaaabsolutely mortified. His immediate reaction would be to politely tap you on the shoulder and ask you (in the quietest voice he's ever had in his life) to stand so he can use the restroom. He won't even make it to full erection by the time he's flown from the room lol. And as soon as he makes it into semi-privacy, you won't see him for a good while. Well, at least until he can either will his erection to die or pathetically rub one out in a restroom stall like a loser (lmao). Most likely the former. His pride wouldn't allow him to do something so humiliating. If someone heard or caught him whimpering while he spazzes with his dick in his hand mid orgasm he'd truly never show his face in public again.

If you two are in a relationship then maybe he won't be so quick to run away and pitifully consider jacking off to the feeling of you throbbing in his lap- wishing he could feel your throbbing while deliciously stretched around his dick and welcoming every inch deeper into your warm cunt until either he runs out of inches or you run out of space.

No, no. He may just steadily place both hands on each of your thighs and bury his face into the back of your shoulder. Or the crook of your neck depending on how tall you are.

("Please... Just stay here for a moment. I swear that I'll let you up soon.. But for now I need you to stay put... and try not to move too much." )

And uhm.. Mk so you know it's not a Duke post without some sort or freak in there, and I just can not write something without going feral about it and the only way I can go feral about it is if I exaggerate his character so PERVY SEBEK

So if you somehow had managed to sit down in his lap and he feels his zipper area becoming a bit uncomfortable, you'd better have a strong will. The absolute degrading filth this boy will spew into your ears will either have you grinding into his crotch and begging him for more or trying to muffle your hurt/confused sobs. Best believe he ain't going nowhere, and neither are you for your little stunt. Sure, you may not have been intentionally trying to arouse him, but you are the one who insisted on using him as a seat when there are plenty of places to rest. That must have been what you wanted, huh? To see him all red faced and bothered? You probably like seeing him breaking a sweat, lip between his teeth and digging his digits into the underside of the seat. You must loove making him horny. It's like you get a kick out of it. Is it funny for you? To see him in agony?

Well, two can play at that game. Don't even bother acting surprised when he wraps his arms around your waist and pulls you tight to his chest. He might wait for a person or two to pass out of view before his tongue sneaks a quick swipe against your earlobe. His breath is heavy on your neck while he nuzzles his face into your hair. Thank the Seven for the loud(ish) music echoing off the walls, or else anyone a good few feet from you would be able to hear him groaning in your ear. All while one of his hands slowly slides towards the inside of your thigh and gives it a good squeeze.

And don't even think about saying anything. It's all your fault, you know. You just casually decide to sit in a guys lap and act surprised when he gets hard? Just like your enticing second heartbeat, an erection is something that can not be helped sometimes. They can happen anywhere, and every guy can agree to that. So what will it look like when you purposefully sit in his lap, throbbing against his thigh with your ass sat firmly against his crotch? Did you forget you're in a school of boys? They'd understand him in a heartbeat. Some may even say you did it on purpose. You'll only embarrass yourself. So stay still, stay inconspicuous, and stay silent.

Let's be honest, though. He's hanging on by a thread. He's just so embarrassed that you've managed to get him this vulnerable and he's taking that out on you. You feel so warm and smell soo good. It's taking every ounce of restraint to hide his gasps and grunts from the spread crowd around you both. Trust they can't be concealed from you, though. You can hear everything. Not to mention feel everything. It's impossible to ignore him spreading his legs a bit and slowly rolling his hips into you.

If he's miserable and desperate, he'll make you feel even worse. Unless you'd rather sneak away and give him the blow job he deserves for putting up with you. Lend him you pussy for a while and he might even spare you a lecture about public decency once this trip is over. (How hypocritical.)

And he's lying. Of course you'll be getting properly disciplined when this is all over. A hands-on lecture is a must. Best not to worry about that now, though. Just enjoy the moment. He sure is.

("I should have known better than to humor you. To think I actually believed you might have been behaving decently for once.")

[meanbossart]

IF Spawn Astarion could turn people into vampires without this whole master-slave dynamic, would Drow want to be turned into a vampire? Or maybe he doesn't need fangs to drink blood...

AAAAABSOLUTELY NOT. He doesn't find there to be anything beneficial about being a vampire himself.

[earthstellar]

Medical Staff Superstitions and Cybertronian Medics

I was just thinking: What superstitions might Cybertronian medical staff have?

For some real world examples:

-Deaths come in threes

-Tying the corners of a bed's sheets "keeps the soul in" (helps prevents a patient from worsening/dying)

-Preparing for certain procedures ahead of time wards off certain incidents from happening (crash cart, some surgical setup, etc.)

-Full moon means a busy shift

-Some staff can be "unlucky"; For example, if a certain doc/nurse is working that shift, you can expect X to happen

-Nobody should ever say the word "quiet", or things are about to get real, real loud (busy)

Superstitions in healthcare vary from region to region, and from speciality to specialty.

For example, in a maternity/birthing ward, a well-prepared birth plan means everyone should prepare for emergency c-section or post partum haemorrhage.

One of my friends who is a nurse in Mexico said that a picture of an upside-down cat or upside-down dog pinned on the wall helps prevent poor outcomes! (This is apparently often done with pictures of staff member's pets, lmao.)

I'm sure that Ratchet wouldn't (at least knowingly) lean into any superstitions that might exist in Cybertronian healthcare, but I feel like other medics might.

Perhaps it varies regionally across Cybertron, too-- Tetrahexian medics may have different beliefs compared to Praxian medics, and so on.

I can see First Aid, with his collection of Autobot badges, potentially putting one upside-down on his work station. It would probably drive Ratchet up the wall, but Velocity might ask questions about it and share some Camien medical superstitions!

IDK It's just fun to think about.

Ratchet might even engage in some superstitions unconsciously, just out of habit from centuries of working with other medics in Iacon etc. who would probably get upset if the superstitions weren't taken into consideration, lmao.

First Aid might call this out in front of Drift, who would then be aaaaabsolutely fascinated, lmao.

I'm at work right now so I might elaborate a bit on this later, just thinkin' out loud lol

[prince-liest]

D Y I N G over vox having a belated crisis over the way he sprung hardcore kinks on alastor as his first ever experiences in bed lol. like it's oddly sweet how shocked and appalled he was about it, especially contrasted to how nonchalant alastor was acting in return. makes me wonder how vox would have /actually/ reacted in that first installment, had alastor let it slip that it was his first time - ✨

In an aaaaabsolutely deranged way that Alastor would have made fun of him for very intensely, hahaha.

If Vox knew ahead of time, he probably would have done the whole chocolates and roses thing while actively thirsting after the fact that he's the one who gets to "show Alastor the ropes" and "take advantage of him." He still saw Alastor as a goal to achieve at that point, not an actual person, and this would have slotted into his general desire to assert dominance (even if in a way that secretly thrilled him and made him feel special).

If he'd found out in the moment, it would have flipped a new, very horny switch in Vox's brain, which in turn opened the door to raunchy dirty talk about Alastor's virgin ass. Vox would have immediately slotted himself into feeling like some sort of authority on the subject for Alastor despite Alastor not actually being interested in said subject.

Either waay, Alastor would have laughed himself even sillier than he already did. The funniest bit for me to write about Vox being vaguely appalled at his recollection of the high risk shit they did was that, like. Vox knows what Alastor does to people on the radio for funsies in his free time. He probably listens to it as bedtime ASMR on the days he can handle the screaming. Just because it's not a sex thing for Alastor doesn't make a bit of choking any less vanilla in comparison.

But! That's what made it a fun reveal to happen right now, because Vox's current reaction is very much informed by his changed perspective of both Alastor and their relationship as a whole. So it ended up, like you said, oddly sweet! I'm really happy you liked it, thank you! <3

[calp0sa]

do u like hieronymus bosch or just any medieval art

oh aaaabsolutely. Aaaaabsolutely. i love art history; it’s two of my favorite subjects in one…

[autumnapricot]

Cute nerdy omega max is the new guy and hot alpha charles is captain of the football team (or whatever sport lol)!!! Bring back the classics!!!!!!

alexa? play taylor swift so highschool (you know how to ball i know how to aristotle🎶)

i aaaaabsolutely dig this too!

omega max who aces all of his classes and courses x quarterback (bc lbr we just need to be this cliché…like if i go cliché it needs to be cliché cliché ifykyk) alpha charles who‘s kind of fascinated by the omega in his course who is just so…smart….and pretty….

would you believe me that, ridden and possessed by some demon, i started to write 1k of smth like this already today somebody stop me. actually why would you bring me this idea because now i have another wip i wanna write!!! this is your fault anon😫🤣🫶🏼

[zmediaoutlet]

Oh Z go OFF why don't you ship Sam/John?

ahaha, anon starting off the friday night wine party by choosing violence <3

how don't I ship Sam/John? Let me count the ways --

first of all have you seen the sam/john content out there? I'm negatively interested in shitbird lolita sam with his crystal heart-shaped buttplug and the overemphasis on his pink lips and his mewling or whatever. like the puss becomes the sahara. I need a Great Wall of No between whatever's going on with that particular kink and the actual character. As always, a division: 'this is so hawttt omg' is good and fine, but please can we have a little moat between that and character-based canon-feeling stuff.

so all that stuff aside, on a plot level, John's Quest is based around protecting Sam, and like... way to not do it, bud. That is if you believe that John is ultimately flawed but kinda trying, which I do because 'pure monster' and 'hero daddy' takes are equally boring. Sam is left behind, is overprotected, is taught some hunting stuff but comparatively coddled -- in the wee!era, I see absolutely no way that John would go there on any kind of purpose, especially given the fact that Dean's also always there and it would be very embarrassing for your devoted older sonwife to stab you in the brain. (Caveat: I guess there are those times when John would "send Dean away" for disobeying, so that opens a window. But honestly, Sam was probably just abandoned in a motel room alone while John got on with work. I don't think it was a secret fuck-cation.)

on a sadness level: John wants something better for Sam. Dean's a lost cause, although John does super vaguely gesture at like 'eh he could have a house maybe' -- despite the college fight, Sam's untouchable in a way because John has this mad idea that maybe they'll actually win somehow, and Sam can have a future. That doesn't jive with bouncing him on the Dad D. And, again, if John's not purely insane, then--?

on just a vibes level: once Sam gets older, he and John are just way too much alike, and that's why they piss each other off so much. They're the thing of two magnets of the same polarity bouncing apart. Now there are ships where that can be fun, in the kind of slap-slap-kiss model, but in the specific (characterful) case of these two... no. I can see Sam losing his shit and throwing a punch; I aaaaabsolutely don't see him following it up with like, passion. Though I am literally loling here at my computer thinking about it. I'm doing my absolute best here not to compare to other ship options, but like -- this is not the son who'd fold and be like, aw daddy let me take care of you, you know what I'm saying?

on a taste level: like... can you see Sam actually wanting to? Any emotional/physical weirdness he has I feel like would get automatically turned to a different member of the three-part family unit. Non-con is blah, sex pollen is too easy (although with that said, I imagine a no-romance sex pollen f-o-d would be a good way to crack open those dynamics and see how they operated). Part of the massive issue here is that Sam has an oedipus complex, not an elektra complex -- he wants to fight his dad, not fuck him. He has daddy issues but they're of the tough masc black sheep son who goes off and has to get heroes' journeyed back into the fold; it's not 'oh daddy please say you're proud of me please let me be a good son,' unlike Some People We Could Name. It just doesn't have any entré into the kind of tangled up fuckery that makes vertical incest interesting for me. So...

That's probably enough, lol. That said, again: if you love to jill to babby Sammy slurping on daddy John's big meaty dadcock, go on with your bad self. Especially if Sam's inexplicably femme. But like. I'm good.

[queenofbaws]

Hi, Queenie~ Let's do a parody of America's Got Talent with until dawn or the quarry characters 🤭

"Okay Hacketteers, c'mon in here, huddle up." Chris waited until he saw their eyes on him (most of them, anyway) to bring the list out, to rub at his forehead, to marvel at how, of all his worries about camp running smoothly, the kids he brought in to act like adults always seemed to drown out the hairier stuff; he held the list up as a perfect example of that, sighing, "I think we all need to have us a good, hard conversation about what kinds of things are and are not acceptable in a kids' talent show, okay, because...holy moly, Kaitlyn, why would I let you 'shotgun three Natty Lights in thirty seconds' in front of a bunch of campers?"

As if it had never occurred to her, he watched Kaitlyn's brow furrow before she shrugged and suggested, "I mean...I can do it with soda too, I just figured that's kind of lame."

He didn't bother trying to find something to say to that - there wasn't anything he could - and so instead turned to the rest of them, continuing to read: "Dylan, please, I admire your confidence, champ, but you and I both know you can't juggle...three flaming chainsaws, and Jacob, I...I can't even read what you put down here out loud!"

"I mean," Dylan drawled, doing his very best to imitate the answer Kaitlyn had just given, "I could do it with two, but...kinda figured that was lame, know what I mean, Mr. H?"

"And for what it's worth," Jacob cut in, raising his hands in defense of himself, "being the world's greatest pussy magnet is aaaaabsolutely a talent, dude."

six sentence sat(or)sunday!!!

[audhdatsushi]

For the stim board post, could I request a funfetti stimboard (just mostly white things with little bits of rainbow colour)? Or maybe a kitty clown stim board?

Aaaaabsolutely ! :)

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