#about kookie

[tsuchinokoroyale]

At a party and a guy was telling me about how one of his coworkers was complaining about how he thought his dealer was lacing his heroin with cocaine and then the party guy was like “but his dealer was his brother” and I said “that’s some cocaine and abel shit” and the joke flopped so hard but I stand by it so I had to share it somewhere

[nonokoko-draws]

Happy Christine from Heartshackle 🥳🎊🎉

[Click for better quality] The original memes were GIFs but I don't have them so here's the template I made under the cut. Feel free to use it

[v4guelyv4mpiric]

this didnt get enough attention on twitter so y'all get to have it now <3

(context is pietro's weird fascination with the circus and acrobatics)

[kittydragondraws]

do you think there are worker drones that are like, sexually attracted to disassembly drones

the way some people find vampires sexy

[coquelicoq]

people giving their kids names that start with the same letter/sound are really playing on hard mode for no reason. why would you do that to yourself when you could just...not? like you are the one picking these names. you could be optimizing them for highest likelihood of correct retrieval from long-term memory, but instead you're like "i am going to give my children names that i will constantly confuse, making them wonder if they are interchangeable to me." if i had kids i'd be picking names with zero phonemes in common just to be extra safe. my last kid would end up named [aʊðɔɪŋ] or something, but at least they would be easy to distinguish. then when i called them the wrong name, they'd know it was because i didn't love them. they wouldn't have to wonder.

[todayisafridaynight]

oh theyre so sillay

[jmdbjk]

3D

I had to let some time pass before I wrote this. The discourse is heated and polarized.

You say: "ABG ... Asian Baby Girl, doesn't mean the same as it used to" ... it might not for you but it is rooted in misogyny and racism. Does that mean the n-word doesn't mean what it used to? Or the word bitch, cunt or whore? It's ok to use those words too when rapping about women? What about fag or fairy? Ok? No. Not okay.

You do you, Boo, but:

"The ongoing oppression of women is enshrined in religious, legal, political, educational, and employment systems and structures. An equivalent level of systemic and structural oppression has not been experienced by the current generation of white men in America. "

You can read the article this excerpt is from here.

My first impression upon listening/watching the first time: I did not like it because of fugly white boy, Jack Harlow. I've never liked him, I've never liked his lyrics or his vibe. He is the type of overdone, asshole misogynistic male bullshit rap that had become unavoidable for a while.

I don't have ANY problem with JK singing about sex, having sex, shooting his jizz to the sky or any of that. BRING. THAT. ON. I don't care if the song is about phone sex or masturbating on camera or whatever.

What I do have a problem with is a white guy saying one girl (the black girl) is boring but two girls (add the white girl) is cool. I have a problem with the concept of having women lined up ready to fuck as some sort of thing to laud. And they are all dressed alike, so that means he doesn't care about them, they're all the same. Just another pussy to fuck. Diversity, yay. Not.

I will listen to the alternate version of the song but I will never listen to or stream the version with the rap.

I love Jungkook. I love that he's exploring his sound. He is creating music that speaks to him RIGHT NOW in his career. Do I like that he's put this song out? No. But that's my own personal opinion.

I can't speak for Jungkook, a 26 year old Korean man. He has his own systemic and structural oppressions to deal with.

I am not going to second guess him. He will see the feedback and take it into consideration, I don't have to guess on that, I know he will. They all see what goes on.

I wanted to give JK the benefit of the doubt with Seven. I don't have a problem with Seven the song, but its the hype surrounding it that is perpetuated by the fandom that he is being pushed in the western market. This song proves it.

All that being said, BTS and each individual member all exist within an industry that is heavily influenced by the western market.

As such, every song each member releases will add to the colors that the team will be able to use when they come back together as a group. No one will be surprised if BTS utilizes a hardcore western rapper in the future now. It is just one more color in the mix.

But as my friend says: "Shoot for another Coldplay....They don't need to be lifting people up. They need to find peers. Which is why I would support a Lady Gaga collab with Tae. Which is why Hobi asked for J Cole. That's a peer, man. I can handle Pharrell with them.

The benchmark for peers, to me, is another artist who has nothing to gain from collab'ing with them. An artist who holds their own, on their own, and collabs to let each participant have fun, shine, and grow a bit. Not some newbie who needs the boost. The only exception to that would be if they worked with one of their juniors at Hybe."

And now I move on from this.

[crownspeaksblog]

How the hell does ofmd manage to give me everything i love about tv shows, in one show?!!

It's funny, silly, stupid but somehow at the same time it's serious, deep and well thought out!

Characters change and develop in prominent ways, characters have arcs, what they go through affects them, things aren't stagnant. (1x01 stede is a coward who's trying to hide from the English, 2x08 stede throws himself over 2 soldiers, he's brave despite the fact he's out numbered. 1x04 ed wants to quit piracy but doesn't know how, 2x08 ed quits piracy a second time with stede even when the first time doesn't work out)

It's a beautiful romance, a queer romance between two people who have insane chemistry, a love story that has ups and downs, but in the end they're right there for eachother because what they have is True Love!

The show is shot so beautifully, it doesn't look boring, so many shows I've watched (although entertaining) are shot in the most boring/basic ways possible, ofmd has so many gorgeous still shots, a couple of fun one shots! (The bar fight one shot in 2x07 deserves more attention! Mer!stede and ed looking at eachother while floating in the water is genuinely one of the most beautiful shots I've ever seen!)

The outfits characters wear changes with their arcs and it makes sense story wise and the outfits are just so fun looking, it's interesting and different and so, so not basic. (Stede going from aristocratic silly little outfits to pirate shirts with deep neck openings and leather pants!! Hot! Also can't wait to see eds s3 outfit.)

The song choice is fun, the lyrics, beautifully add another layer to the story (I'm still not over the "I've loved him since he was born" lyric!)

The women in this show, although few and not main characters, they're interesting, different and not basic "normal" women, so many shows and movies I've watched, the men get to be weird, kooky and interesting while the women are just painfully normal, but in ofmd, the few women we got are either insane, wild, weird, violent or just not fucking "normal"! (the most "normal" woman we have is probably mary who was gonna stab her husband with a skewer through the earhole!! Also the addition of archie, former snake cult member is just amazing!)

The action we get every once in a while is just so fun! I love a fight scene and for the most part, they look good, it looks well done (again the bar fight and ed killing motherfuckers left, right and center in 2x08 is just so goddamn fun to watch!)

I know so many other shows have most of these things, but the fact ofmd has all of these things, that i just fucking love in one show is amazing, it's appreciated and on top of all of this, the show just makes me happy whether I'm watching it or watching people's reactions to it or even just thinking about it! I love this show even with the criticisms i might have, i love it!

[dazeddoodles]

The proshipper and the odeppus anon fight the best case scenario they both end with eachother in that case everyone wins

They both see Luz as that one TikTok of the person who drew their mom sexy for Mother's Day and said it's okay because she's adopted (which btw makes me suspicious of the mom if she's okay with that kinda thing)

The only difference is one person sees it as a good thing, and one as a bad thing... only because it gets in the way of their ship

[the-mighty-e]

Okay I think I got enough ss requests for now. The inbox will still be open in case you wanna ask me stuff, share some theories or stuff like that :3

Maybe MAYBE I'll accept some md ship requests, but you're going to wait for that.

Also I had to delete some asks cuz they weren't screenshots or scenarios requests and as I stated in my pinned I'm not comfortable with those requests!!! :3

In the meantime some traditional X) V to cheer u up 💕

[lasshoe]

just saw the taste of things and when dodin asks eugénie “may i watch you eat?” i swear to god i let out a squeak in the theater!!!!!!!!!! the sexiest most most romantic movie i’ve ever seen!!!!!! starring two literal exes at that!!! finally some good fucking food literally and metaphorically!!!!!!!!! love is stored in the kitchen and in the act of cooking with someone for someone!!!!!!!!! a win for hags in love!!!!! i cried very hard!!! and also who will come into my kitchen and be hungry for me!!!!!!!!!!!

[starlooove]

The whole made up “tim is seen/treated as an employee by everyone’” thing is funny vs just how much Steph and spoiler as an identity got disrespected by literally everybody. Like not even hated just the casual disrespect for her is soooo

[mysteryshack324]

✨✨

[kittydragondraws]

I don't trust Uzi Doorman haters something off about y'all.

[vimbry]

they might be giants are excellent with contemporary or experimental sounds, but they also crush every singalong/traditional pop/old standard cover or stylistically-influenced duet they make.

[kissimirrit]

sometimes i think about how there's a route in shadow's game called "the miracle of love", where you do the dark missions up until meeting amy, then take the good route for the rest of the game—and i just really feel things for shadow. and in the ending when he goes over everything he did, he mentions how he had no reason to help amy, but did anyway, wording it in a way that implies he just wanted to. it's fucking called the miracle of love.

also there's a voiceline in team sonic racing where he says "you did okay, amy" in the gentlest fucking tone i have ever heard my god. and it's like the nicest thing he said to *any* of the characters in that game.

it's such a soft part of his characterization that kinda drives me nuts to think about sometimes.