#absolute disaster of a human being

[clementine-kesh]

the food situation on voyager is so fucking dire compared to every other star trek series like their chef is cooking for a bunch of alien species he’s never encountered before and has no idea what their palates are like so he’s just throwing shit at a wall and hoping it sticks, they can barely use the replicators, and they can’t even go over to the captain’s quarters for a nice homecooked crew meal because unlike every other starfleet captain she’s so bad at cooking she can burn replicated water. that’s the real horror of the show tbh

[insomnia-productions]

man forty really came through in the last episode only to immediately die

F

[tangledinink]

Since the Geminis have been out in New York a couple of times, do their human disguises differ from the What Now Au?

I've shown off the Gemini's human disguises before, but I decided I wanted to draw them again, so--

Leo is usually very cool under pressure, and there aren't very many things that can rattle him... but wearing cloaking broaches is definitely one of them. Luckily, when one of them falters, the other always steps in.

Generally speaking, when they're at any public event, Leo leads and does most of the talking, and Donnie follows his cues and plays support. When they're in their human disguises, however, Donnie always takes control and puts himself out in front, bearing the lion's share of socializing for the night.

✩ the gemini ✩

[yunisverse]

i have been thinking a lot about this very stupid toaster man and how sad it is that his insurance didn’t cover therapy

[theloopus]

Scully was lucky cellphones didn't have texting in the 90s because you know ya boi Mulder would be blowing up that phone 24-7 going "saw a snail today..... effervescent" or some shit equivalent

[weidli]

meta is such a good episode for the rubin & karow dynamic so far. "kriegen wir das hin, nicht nur kollegen zu sein? sondern ... kumpels oder sowas? irgendwann?" "sicher. gerne. aber heute glaub ich nicht mehr, oder? ihr essen wäre nichts für mich." "sie wissen gar nicht, was es gibt." "nudeln mit tomatensoße?" and " wenn ich das jetzt mache, dann stecken wir beide mit drin. dann gibts kein zurück mehr." "ich bibbere vor angst." and "sie werden nicht locker lassen, oder?" "sie können mich ja melden." "nein." "also glauben sie mir doch?" "ganz sicher nicht. aber irgendjemand muss auf sie aufpassen. und der idiot bin leider ich."

[whirlwindwonderland]

Life is Beautiful, the World is Marvelous, and I Love Everyone!

I saw a few bits of very neat Geronimo Stilton Fanart, went down a rabbit hole, couldn't find any art of my favourite character. Which on one hand, fair, she only appeared in one book, but on the other hand Justice For My Queen Cheesy Lou, because I was almost convinced I'd imagined her.

[shadeswift99]

Anybody else notice how the Entity is getting not only more complex with every update, but also more and more alive? To the extent that it can now get up and walk? To the extent of implied organs, implied magic? And meanwhile, coincidentally, Grian seems to be losing his sense for his own durability. Stood right there and took a hit from a trident thrown straight up, expecting to live, but didn’t. The surprise in his voice when Keralis was able to take him out in one punch. Having less health than he expected to have is becoming a trend...except for that time in front of the Rift.

“...I didn’t die?”

You know. The last near-death incident before the over-estimations started happening.

Debt is a powerful, powerful thing. Perhaps the Rift, and the Entity it spawned, know that. Perhaps that loan of life to Grian was the permission they needed to start taking back their due - slowly, of course, so that he never quite notices.

Slowly, of course, one sip of life at a time, so that the thing at the other end of the straw can feed in steady peace. Because debt and deals might rule the eldritch, but equivalent exchange rules nature, and the Entity is above all else both. Life cannot simply spring from nothing, not without cause, not without fuel. Grian is the reservoir of life that the Entity is pulling from. As it grows, he depletes.

Maybe the Rift is a conduit, the pipe for the transfer to take place - or maybe it’s the mastermind, or an impassive observer, or hey, maybe it’s just a coincidental tear like any other tear. Randomness is a law of nature too. But the idea that the Entity’s growth will be capped by how much life and power is left to be pulled from Grian is terrifying in MULTIPLE ways and I’ll be turning it over in my brain for the rest of the day at least

[nandermoenthusiast]

guys i have been in a state for days. i am giddy i am gasping for air i am broken inside i am blushing i am sweating i am twirling my hair i am suffering i dont know how to deal with the very real possibility that nandor has loved guillermo for years and has been restraining himself, feigning aloofness, keeping his distance, because all these years he understood that maybe guillermo would never be ready for vampirism - and maybe hes been so depressed in the latest years because hes finally found someone he wants to spend eternity with, and he strongly suspects he will spend eternity missing them instead

[quietwingsinthesky]

if the human au doctors are siblings (or at least, if some of them are), i wholeheartedly believe that their ages should go by doctor number. twelve IS younger than ten and eleven, he is just so stressed out all the time that he went grey at 19.

[criticalrolo]

redrawing this picture for every campaign i'm in is my favorite thing. obviously the capitalist vampire cleans up and sigrun gets dunked on

[von-karmas-a-bitch]

me, playing tgaa1: ok so this stronghart guy is obviously evil-

stronghart: london is the centre of the modern world. objectively best city. we have AAAAALL the cool technology you WISH you had our technology and public transport don't you ohhhh you wanna be a londoner so bad aren't you jealous of our trams

me, a rural english bitch and certified london hater: well now it's personal. it is on like donkey kong. i am going to have so much fun obliterating this man.

[selfinflictedgunshotwound]

i don't think it would even feel good to be loved the way i am rn

[purrfectlycontent]

with the way shen yuan uses memes and humor as a coping mechanism, i just know he would do great on tumblr

[babyitsmagic]

@grayedlense continued from { x }

Alistair watched the other for a moment, "if you're going to break in, at least do a better job if it than this, yeah? or, is this not a break in and you're here for something else?"

"...fuck," lucas hissed. he wasn't sure if he'd gotten the wrong information or if this was the wrong place, but either way? not a great start to his night. the home was supposed to be empty, residents on vacation. "look, i wasn't planning to steal anything except probably some food from the kitchen, so if you could uh, not call the cops, i can just leave." he was already going to have to find a new place to crash for the night. he really didn't want to have to add running from the cops to the mix.

[theidiotwhowritesthings]

I just started the New Girl AU series that you have, CAN I JUST SAY YOUR FANCAST OF CLINT IS JUST PERFECT???

i mean no hate to Renner tho, but I've read Matt Fraction's Hawkeye. That's the kind of Clint we were deprived of.

Oh no, oh no, I can feel myself climbing up on a soap box y'all get ready. I FUCKING LOVE DISASTER CHAOS CLINT BARTON COVERED IN BAND-AIDS AND FALLING INTO DUMPSTERS MARVEL CAN TEAR HIM FROM MY COLD DEAD HANDS.

more of the soap box rant below.

So, before I became a hopeless slut for Din Djarin, I started this story on AO3 with a female original character (who is technically from my original work but i wanted her to hang out with the avengers crew for fun and a three chapter drabble turned into a book i'm a mess). ANYWAYS, i say that b/c in that story the Clint Barton I started writing for the first time was absolutely Matt Fraction's Hawkeye and ever since then he has lived in my brain rent free. He's one of my fav marvel characters to write (next to Tony Stark, who is going to be in New Girl AU eventually b/c i'm a slut for him too).

And, mentally once I started writing that version of him I didn't like Renner as the mental image I had? No hate on Renner, just like you said, my brain just couldn't fathom it. So internally I re-casted him as Jensen Ackles and it worked.

I MEAN LOOK AT HIM:

LOOK ME IN THE EYES AND TELL ME THIS FUCKER DOESN'T SCREAM CHAOTIC/DISASTER CLINT BARTON. I WILL DIE ON THIS HILL.

Alright, sorry, I can rant about this shit all day long. Uh, where were we? OH. Thanks for reading and sending me a message, dude!😌