#academic decathlon

[idk-bruh-20]

Irondad fic ideas #144

Peter Parker sounds just like Spider-Man. This is something that the students of Midtown find hilarious

Soon, Peter's getting comments in the halls like, "Hey are you that kid who sounds like Spider-Man?" "Uhhh I mean -" "Holy shit it's truuue" and, "Hey Parker, say, 'Hiya Mister Criminal'' "(sigh) Hiya Mister criminal-"

It becomes a daily bit on the school news: they put Peter in the cheapest, most ridiculous Spider-Man mask imaginable and get him to say wild stuff, whatever Midtown students can think of. Like that bit at the end of Honest Trailers.

(Peter may or may not go slightly viral saying some Stuff about the Rogue Avengers in his "Spider-Man voice." Tony may or may not nearly piss himself laughing about it when he finds out.

Spider-Man himself has yet to comment.)

[trapezequeen]

Every Shot of Michelle Jones (Part 11/♾️)

[acadec]

OPINIONS ON THE FIRST CLUE

going nuts trying to find information

OH MY GOD WHAT?! I JUST NOW SAW THE CLUE?!

I have maybe a couple vague ideas on what it might be (a couple weeks ago a friend told me that the 2024-2025 theme might be ecosystems)

I guess it makes sense considering that it's the "amazon tall tower observatory" (according to google)

[lil-miss]

My last ever regionals is tomorrow guys.

And we never go to state so it’s like my last event for academic decathlon ever.

[lemom-shark]

can i just say

for an academic decathlon essay i bullshit every single sentence for and didn’t even look at the resource guide

i got first place in my devision. first fucking place. how the fuck

[blebbloom]

guys when they marry rich to become a writer (unsuccessful) and spend their days pulled by the frivolities of their spouse without reflecting upon their life together only to realize after upon reflection after their spouse's death how that time was the best part of their life and they can never get back to it without distorting their memories in perpetual winter

[necarion]

During my junior year of HS, Academic Decathlon focused on the Renaissance. In particular, we had a CD of Renaissance music from which we'd have to answer question. I studied extremely hard (not least because I loved the music). And I could basically identify the piece from any 3 second clip of the music.

It's been over 15 years, but when I look up pieces to hear recordings on youtube, I can, within a second or two, tell you whether the recording was the one I studied. Sometimes just from how the performers breathed.

I think I might have studied too hard for that test.

[wowjfkewkndcm]

I drew on my speech cards for acadec so that’s great 😭😭

[archiesstudies]

ASSGAAD (assigned student specified gender at academic decathlon)

[tortleturtlei]

Hey do Spiderman fans actually know what academic decathlon is?? I have legit never seen it described correctly when it's used in a fic or talked about

[idk-bruh-20]

Irondad fic ideas #23

Flash gets ahold of Peter's phone somehow. Maybe Peter left it at a table at a party while getting another drink (probably water given his metabolism). Maybe Flash just snatched it while Peter was distracted at decathlon. Regardless, somehow, someway, Flash ends up with Peter's phone. He sees a contact labeled "Mr Stark" (*other possibilities also include "Yoda" and "Dad"). Flash being Flash, he decides to call bullshit. For a laugh, he texts that number, "we have ur son."

Flash does not expect Tony Stark to nearly blow out the windows with the force of his Iron Man suit as he lands outside.

He ultimately has to fess up about it in front of everyone and hand Peter's phone back to him. And if Tony Stark says anything regarding Flash's future if he chooses to keep bothering Peter, no one in that room heard it.

This idea was submitted by @derpmallow !

[trapezequeen]

Every Shot of Michelle Jones (Part 8/♾️)

[acadec]

hello acdec tumblr community 🫡 i'm here to join

Yippee! Welcome to the academic decathlon community! We have maybe 5 people (yourself included) and also maybe some bottles of water in some remote corner, help yourself. Anyways, that's my "wonderful" acadec introduction!

[lil-miss]

Me when my team ditches me

I’m not kidding guys my team just isn’t fucking here.

Azi is the sole scrimmage competitor for [high school redacted]’s academic decathlon team.

[dwoality2123]

Okay, but, what if Flash calls Peter "Penis" because (he's raised by parents who calls it vile to curse) Mr. Harrington scolds them or doesn't like it when they swear. So the AcaDec team replaces slurs with other terms. Like "dick" is "penis" and "cunt" is "vagina" and "fucker" is "flipper". So it's like "Flip off, you vagina!!" Or "she's such a sexually active woman!!"

[blebbloom]

There are a lot of names teams use to call Academic Decathlon! At a competition a while back, there were many heated debates on which team was the most correct. Today, I'm bringing the debate to you.