something I have wanted for a long time and it's finally ready - my storefront has moved! You can now purchase prints and original artworks directly through my website!
Watercolor Prints | Good Omens | OFMD | Original Artworks
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Had to rush Peanut to an emergency vet hospital coz he "accidentally" ate some grapes.
"Accidentally" coz that's what my Grandma told me.
Me after seeing the bills
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contains: gender unspecified reader, masturbation, pr0n, dirty talk
thinking of steve leaving you fv pornos in your mailbox with little notes - would love to try this with you :) - and you do the same with him - your cock’s a lot bigger than this guy’s, not sure if we could do it - and steve calling you, moaning and sweating on his bed, ensuring you that you could take his cock just like that if you’d just try.
going to family video to return them with a review tucked inside which steve eagerly pulls out in the back room. this one was okay. think they need some guidance from you re: dirty talk. i give it two orgasms out of four. maybe a little bit of your own written smut on the paper to get steve riled up. god i really love how he fucked their throat. so fast, so much drool. think you’d let me try? i want to be a mess for you. want my mascara to run and smudge. i bet i could take it, just have to practice first. free tonight?
steve calling you while he’s watching another one you’ve picked out for him, groaning and gasping through the speaker. “fuuuuuck, baby, would you let me fuck your ass like that? really? really? i’ll stretch you out first, getcha ready for me. oh, fuck- look at- wanna see you gape just like that.”
“just wait, steve.”
listening to his pants with a wide grin until he groans again - you can hear his hand working on his slick cock through the phone. “shit. shit. want to watch my cum drip out of you like that. fuck. please?”
“don’t know if i can handle it,” you sigh, moving your hand into your pants to play with yourself, remembering the movie. “it’d take days to stretch me open enough, steve. ‘nd if you didn’t cum that entire time, there’d be so much. make me all dirty.”
“sweetheart,” he says, growls it, hand picking up the pace on his shaft. “i’ll call off the next week. pack a bag and get over here.”
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hm. don't like how redbubble is now saying that they're entitled to like 1/3rd of your redbubble income if you're not influencer enough for them and there's currently not even a guaranteed way to get reclassified even if you DO try to pander to them
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anyway you can leave feedback here if you want
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Yesterday my gf and I adopted a cat. An adorable little boy, three years old according to the refuge, and they said he was sociable ++ but DAMN that is one CUDDLY cat.
I'm writing this with him on my lap. He's there because his previous resting spot, my gf's lap, is now occupied by her laptop because she has to work.
He's purring. He purred all night. He has the bluest eyes I've ever seen. I love him with all my heart.
We named him Mr Darcy
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GOD After like two years of being in legal-court-lawyer hell, a judge finally is letting us handle my late father's finances from his bank account lmao... WILD!!! anyway, i've had to go to the bank like three times to close/manage his account and i am so glad it's finally OVER
if u got kids PLEASE fill out a fucking WILL!!!!!!
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Hi ✌️ Made a couple of additional pages for my F1 & MotoGP journals. You can find the details in the Etsy listing but essentially you get pages to follow and track :
the quali and sprints/races results of whichever rider/driver you want
whichever element you want (from track limit penalties to teammates drama, passing by ice bath thirst traps or whether or not a record was broken — your choices)
who will be on the grid in 2025
testing results of the upcoming weeks (Sepang & Qatar for MotoGP, Bahrain for F1)
Promo code TUMBLR10 can be used on the whole shop for a 10% discount ⚡️
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i wanted to make a lil document of museums, parks, galleries, cafés, etc. to visit in the city we're moving to and it's already 18 pages long and we're only there for a year !!! panicking about all the arboretums.. all the preserves... all the bagel shops...
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