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wtf i'm literally shaking and crying right now i just saw silver bullets for sale on temu why the fuck are there silver bullets on temu
🪢 knotexplosion Follow
Hey. Hey. Look at me. Do you genuinely believe Temu of all places is going to have genuine sterling silver bullets for sale? TEMU. Wish and Shein's bastard child?
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they had wooden stakes on there too i'm actually fearing for my and my partner's lives right now
🦇 count-fuckula Follow
Yeah I bought some wooden stakes from Temu and they broke instantly. I wasn't even using any force to put them in my lawn as it rained quite recently. I wouldn't worry too much about any silver bullets you find. They're probably just silver plated.
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Can confirm- Temu silver isn't real and can't hurt us. I bought a bunch of silver jewelry off there because I can't afford anything the legitimate stores are selling and when I tried them they barely even burned. Not worth it.
🍯 bearly-hanging-on Follow
Why on earth would you, a werewolf, buy silver jewelry???
🍖 roadkill-meatloaf Follow
well for me it's a sex thing.
🪢 knotexplosion Follow
Why would you voluntarily wear jewelry from Temu? Did you at least sanitize it first???
🍖 roadkill-meatloaf Follow
Uh... I licked it first. Werewolf saliva can disinfect surfaces right?
🪢 knotexplosion Follow
YOU WHAT
🦇 count-fuckula Follow
Oh my g-d just because werewolf saliva can make your wounds heal faster doesn't mean it works miracles!!!
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Wait how would you know that?
🦇 count-fuckula Follow
@.daddy-fenris is not the brightest sometimes.
🌕 daddy-fenris Follow
oh my god IT WAS ONE TIME why do you have to put me on blast right now
🦇 count-fuckula Follow
The world needs to know. Roadkill please go see a doctor or a vet or something.
🌓 halfmoonhorror Follow
i feel like this is taking away from the real issue at paw
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Can't you see we're having a conversation here?
🌓 halfmoonhorror Follow
IT'S MY POST???
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Not anymore it's not
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When they are sick and you take care of them
GN Reader
Characters in this are: Tengen Uzui, Rengoku Kyojuro, Sanmei Shinazugawa, Giyu Tomioka, Obanai Iguro, Shinobu Kocho
(My requests are open if any of you want to request something)
Tengen Uzui:
-You and his wives knew he was sick before he knew himself.
-You may ask why and the answer is very simple: He gets really moody when he is sick.
-You better be prepared to force him to take his medicine.
-If he says no like a child, promise him candy that you don’t give him afterwards since he is sick.
-His hair is turning into a mess so you all make sure to brush it for him.
-Lots of whining.
-He complains at least once a day that being sick is not very flamboyant.
-He will demand a lot of cuddles.
-And soup. When this man is sick, he is consuming even more soup then usual. It makes you a bit worried every time but his wives assure you that he will be okay.
-He doesn’t get fever or throws up, he literally almost always just has a cold and a sore throat.
-He can be quite drama queen when he is sick.
-Refuse to cuddle him and he will whine that you don’t love him.
-“This is it, I can see the light!” . “Tengen, it’s just a cold!”
Rengoku Kyojuro:
-This man is so adorable when he is sick.
-His hair is a mess, his eyes are glassy and a bit unfocused and when you look at him, your feel your heart melt.
-He needs a lot of blankets when he is sick because he feels so cold even if he has a high fever.
-He doesn’t let you sleep in the same room as him in fear of getting you sick as well.
-“I don’t want you to get a fever as well, little flame.”
-You are upset by it but you understand where he is coming from. And to be fair, you really don’t want a fever as well.
-You make him a lot of delicious soups and teas.
-You give him one of your shirts and put it over a pillow so he at least has something that smells like you while he sleeps.
-He gives you a soft smile and curls up around the pillow.
-And your heart melts again at the sight of that.
Sanmei Shinazugawa:
-He is really stubborn.
-Like, when he finds out he has a fever, he ignores it.
-He continues to train and work until he almost gets hurt during a mission.
-Which earns him a scolding from you.
-You force him to rest.
-Which doesn’t stop him from trying to move.
-You threaten to tie him up or chain him to the floor if he doesn’t rest.
-Which has him groaning.
-But he finally actually rests.
-He sleeps really bad when he is sick, so you better stroke his hair while he sleeps to help him to sleep better.
Giyu Tokioma:
-This man is not complicated while sick. He is the tamest one out of everyone.
-He mostly sleeps through his fever.
-But then the coughing starts.
-It wakes him up multiple times during the night and he almost throws up by how abd it is in the first few days.
-You make sure that is a lot of water in the bedroom, so that he doesn’t have to go to the kitchen.
-He is even m ore silent then usual while sick.
-But he looks vulnerable, allowing you to see every emotions he has.
-You make sure he feels loved and that he knows you love him deeply.
-Be prepared to be the big spoon while he is sick.
-Before he falls asleep, he mutters something to you.
-“Thank you for taking care of me, my dewdrop. I love you.”
Obanai Iguro:
-He is a bit stubborn because he can bearly breath under his mask.
-You gently ask him to take his mask off and your heart aches when he hesitates.
-You have to give him as much comforting and reassuring words as you can, until he feels better.
-So he takes of his mask and you gently stroke your thumbs over his cheeks gently, asking him if breathing is better now.
-And it is.
-He takes the medicine you give him like he needs to.
-He definitely tries to talk his way out of disgusting medicine. But you are very insisting that he takes it.
-He feels useless and tells you as much.
-So you give him a kiss to the tip of his nose, which has him blushing and whining.
-“You always take care of me Obi. So now I am taking care of you.
Shinobu Kocho:
-Like Sanemi, she is really stubborn about it.
-She makes sure to write down medication that you need to prepare for her.
-Tho you 100% have to force her to not make it herself.
-She won’t rest when the fever slowly rises, so you have to force her to rest.
-She will say no at first. But then you give her big begging puppy eyes and how can she say no to that.
-You make sure to take care of her.
-But she still tries to help you take care of her.
-Ever heard that doctors are the worst patients? She is the perfect example for that.
-She has a list for what you can cook for her and get ready to make a lot of tea for her.
-If you catch her getting up before she is fully better, you better give her an earful.
Mitsuri Kanjiro:
-Mitsuri hates being sick. It always makes her feel really weak.
-You can see her usually happy expression fade into one of discomfort.
-You make sure that she takes her medicine, but sometimes you have to force her because she hates the taste of it.
-It's not often that she gets sick, which you are happy about, because seeing her usually happy and bright personality being replaced with a weak and sad one makes your heart ache a lot.
-When she is sick, she always has a stuffy nose, so you need to get as many tissues for her as possible.
-Her appetite is not there for the first few days, which makes you worry a lot.
-When it gets better, you make a lot of soup for her. You feel relieved when she slowly eats more and more again.
-Once she is almost completely recovered, she demands as much soup as you can possibly make her.
-The thing she hates the most about being sick is that she can't eat Sakura Mochi untill she has recovered.
Muichiro Tokito:
-When he is sick his eyes are even more dull than usual.
-He also forgets stuff a lot more, so you need to take care of him.
-You make sure to give him his medicine when he needs to take it.
-You make a lot of his favourite soup for him.
-When he is sick, he has a hard time falling asleep, so he forces you to sing lullabies to him while stroking a hand through his hair.
-He never complains when he is sick, but you can always tell that it bothers him.
-When he was sick once, you handed him a bucket after he woke up. When you said it was because he had thrown up, he blinked at you slowly.
-"I threw up?"
Gyomei Himejima:
-This man needs you the most when he is sick.
-He does not know what medicine bottle is what, so you need to help him take the right medicine at the right time.
-He asks you to clean his prayer beads once a day while he recovers, which you gladly do.
-You also make sure that Genya is checked on at least once every few days. Of course you let him see Gyomei, tho you make sure it is only a short visit and that he doesn't get too close.
-Gyomei gets nightmares everytime he sleeps while being sick, so you are always holding him while giving him comfort.
-When you end up getting sick from being so close to him, he does his best to take care of you.
-When Genya somehow managed to get sick, both of you take care of him.
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SAYING- to them
I love you..you may as well take my heart [....] it's already full of you. When I heard beautiful music I thought you'd like it. I've looked at flowers and known that one day ill give them to you.
...Xiao...wanderer...kazuha...kaeya...
Xiao
Speechless, utterly speechless...what- what is he suppose to say to that?
"i-...ah..um.-" is this a trick? Are you joking? Are you lying are you taking his feelings for a joke because...its not possible you or anyone could actually mean the things you just said
R-right y-..you must be playing a prank!
For thousands of year's he protected people suffered for the well being of others and never has anyone of those people said anything as sweet as what you just said
He turns to you ready to dismiss your claim to tell you to stop lying to him to stop playing pranks but...when he looks into your eyes, the sincerity behind them tells him all he need to know, and a quiet sob escapes his lips...then another, then once more
"i-i really hope...i-in the name of rex lapis you're not lying to me-.." his voice becomes small and weak at the end bearly a whisper.
He cries softly but this time for the first time in his life, his tears are those of happiness
Wanderer
Immediately defensive
"..i- I don't need flowers nor your silky words.."
He doesn't believe you. Not one bit he feels as though you're lying and if he shows you his true feeling you'll take advantage of him.
Your lying right? Your going to betray him if he shows signs of being weak. But then, there's the thoughts that linger...what if..what if you did mean it...? Then what?
He- he can't deal with this! So he does what he knows best. He runs. He runs away and hides too afraid to approach you again especially after he ran..
Wanderer hides beneath his blankets like a small child curled up with his legs touching his chest softly crying some sliffles leave his mouth
Oh he's done it now!! you're gonna leave him too!! He- he can't why did he run! And y-you haven't come to find him...that means it is true you've left him-
He stills...then there's another knock with your sweet voice on the other side gently speaking urging him to open the door for you even though the door is open you ask for his permission to enter his private space
He wants to tell you to leave. But..he can't
Suddenly the door opens and his body crashes into yours, he sobs into your clothes and begs for forgiveness he's sorry!!..and...he loves you
Kazuha
Lover boy is stunned
He's used to being the one who says all the romantic stuff he's the one who's so used to you being shocked and surprised by his honey words..
So..when it happens to him...he- he's speechless, he's never been in this sort of situation...hes not sure of what to say to you
You chuckled seeing him be so speechless, on the occasion that you say something really sweet to him he usually has a quick remark back, he usually says something sweeter...but, but this time..
"m...my- I-" what's he supposed to say to such sweet words!?
He finally gives you the reaction you want buy blushing heavily and hiding his face into his hands "i-im the one who usually says such sweet words..i-..im not sure how to react my love.."
He gently hides his face before pulling his hands away and giggling so cutely "..thank you"
For once in your life you've rendered him unable of saying something sweeter back to you
Kaeya
As much as pretty boy wants to act like he has experience, he doesn't.
Especially not with such romantic words from another directed to him
He's all bark and no bite, he has no clue on how to even process said information
Like kazuha he's used to saying such pretty and delicately crafted words,
Not once has someone ever said something even slight close to this to him
He stands there looking at your face dumbfounded- did you really say that? No- yo-you wouldn't say such a thing...and to him?? Really..?
He's skeptical at first, he doesn't take you seriously. He doesn't take your words seriously he just tries to brush it off as a passing comment or something you said but didn't mean...
But oh you were so sweet! So gentle with him reassuring him again and again no matter how many times he tried to brush it off, you did mean it! Truly from the bottom of your heart and soul!!
But he just can't find it in himself to be able to believe you..he trusts you but, why..him?
Surprisingly he sheds a few tears then blame you for making him cry as you comfort him and panic a little he smiles softly, the words you spoke to him, He's sure he'll never forget them.
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