Since the fandom seems to be having so much fun gaslighting people into thinking Wes is real, can we gaslight people into believing Vlad and Jack are canonically ex-boyfriends? Or would that be crossing a line of some sorts?
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Being the princess betrothed to barbarian!Bakugo.
You don't mind so much as you've always known this was to be your destiny, born merely to smooth over tensions between the kingdom and the country.
But your first meeting is hardly from ideal. The man shoves himself into your dressing room in trying to avoid the grooming his own mother is trying to give him, desperate to get away from the egregious, stifling rules the castle enforces regarding presentation, mainly putting on a shirt.
(He was born of his own parent's desire, but volunteered himself to save the country from annihilation via. industrialization, NOT realizing it would involve marriage. He's much less thrilled than anyone.)
And there you are, being (forcibly) sewed up into a corset that you're absolutely spilling over, your face matted from a layer of unnatural-colored powder, your lips stained the color of fruit that doesn't blossom for months as you turn to look at him in surprise (and then fear, and then confusion and question, your maids squealing before running off to get a guard)...
And Bakugo is suddenly made aware of this itching desire to save you, too.
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(You're standing there, both breathless and bare; him voluntarily, you because of timing. And it's so oddly intimate for separate reasons; Bakugo's never associated nudity with sexuality and you've never been naked in front of a man before.
And despite the betrothal, neither of you know what to say, stuck in the midst of an "is this it?" moment, at least until Bakugo is grabbing your hand to whisk you away and marry you where he was born rather than in between castle walls.)
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Reason #1 why MH's Victor Frankenstein didn't use corpses to create his monster:
Every time he got a body part, the next day he would have an undead pounding on his door demanding his stolen part back.
I think it's really inconvenient to try to create something with corpse parts in a world where the undead are a thing. There's always a chance that a really angry zombie, skeleton, or ghost will show up to give you a lecture for desecrating dead people. So I can see why Sparky/Victor decided it was easier and more practical to create his monster completely artificially. 😂
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everyone (not everyone. maybe like 5 people but anyways) on about whether rose or scorpius would be the professors’ favourite and i think most people lean towards scorpius being the fav. whilst i agree he gets better grades then rose i argue rose is more liked. my reasons:
scorpius doesn’t know volume control. bro just roars with laughter over the smallest comment albus makes and for what… he’s keeling over the side of his desk red-faced and for what..
bro TALKS out loud when writing his notes, evidently annoying everyone (except albus who is used to it) in his vicinity
scorpius tries to sneak in cheeky little snacks here and there except he’s not inconspicuous at all. he just tries to stuff his face when the professor is turned and then his cheeks will be full of cake and his mouth smeared with cream or some shit
his leg is always bouncing up and down
has burst into tears at least once in every class for various reasons (missed his dad, missed his mum, missed albus, was hungry, was tired, is overwhelmed by the concepts etc etc)
sometimes forgets to put his hand up in class and just blurts the answers
against all school guidelines, will show up to class sick, with all his medicine, a shit tonne of tissues and three blankets and will make his own little fort of disease at the back of the classroom (to this day he has a perfect attendance minus the fourth year shenanigans)
was once twenty minutes late to class and got so stressed about his attendance that he told his professor in explicit detail the bowel issues he was having and the extent of how bad his constipation was that morning using horrific metaphors to explain the physical feeling, and because he doesn’t know volume control especially when he’s emotional, most of his class heard it too, which embarrassed neville (because of course he was the professor in this scenario) to no end he ended up just giving scorpius a free pass to the medical wing
became impervious to shame halfway through fifth year. literally stopped gaf. which means many of these issues would be repeated as long as it didn’t effect his grades
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yeeaaahhh screw it im finally posting (some of) my RoTMNT ocs on tumblr dot com lol ! but it's them! the triplets! wahoo!!!
more art and actual info under the cut ^_^
So... you wanna hear about my tmnt ocs :3
i know most of this info is in the ref but: i like to yap so basic profile blocks ^^
"One" Venus
cis - she/her
Turtle: Eastern Painted Turtle / Red-Eared Slider
Weapon(s): fights with her fists and relies a lot on her mystic abilities
Powers: can produce vine/tentacles from her left arm
"Two" Ronnette "Ronny"
genderflux - xe/ve/he/she
(xe/xyr/xyr/xyrs/xyrself and ve/vis/vir/virs/verself)
Turtle: Four-Eyes Turtle / Spiny Softshell
Weapon(s): uses either steel claws or a bow and arrow depending on range
Powers: air manipulation / telekinesis
"Three" Lita
demigirl & voidgirlflux - she/it or none
Turtle: Albino Spotted Turtle / Alligator Snapping Turtle
Weapon(s): uses a tessen and naginata, but mostly uses the naginata
Power: time manipulation
so i don't have a set age for them yet, they're either a year younger or a year older than Mikey post-movie but I haven't decided ^^;
so these 3 are part of a post movie au idea i had, but is also technically during movie? idk!
their au isn't fully fleshed out on the specifics and the why's of certain things but that's ok :] Here's what i do have figured out though
They're from the Bad Future via the movie!
Initially made by Draxum using DNA from the original turtles and himself as well as some turtles he found (how? uh. dont ask)
Taken by the Krang as babies and infected with Krang DNA as well
They're "raised" and trained by the Krang to fight and defeat the rebellion, and assume the Krang made them
Three learns of their origins and attacks the Krang. She is sent to the prison dimension
Time passes: the rebellion is destroyed.
In the past Leonardo sends himself and Krang Prime to the prison dimension. He is there for a lot longer than he lets his brothers know.
There Leonardo meets Three. They become friends.
Then Leo's brothers come for him, and Three takes the chance to collect her own siblings
In a future no longer to come, Three appears, making her powers clear and known. She grabs her siblings, One and Two, and leaves
In the past, months after the attempted invasion a portal opens up above the Hudson River and out falls three turtle-krang creatures, two of which fighting each other while the other tries to stop them
The story begins.
that's the general gist of it :-)
As a note: I like the idea some people have of Leo being in the Prison Dimension for longer than thought of in canon bc of weird time stuff happening. Where it could be a few minutes for Raph, Donnie, and Mikey but it was months for Leo. Something like that :)
That's all i got for now, i'll try and make more posts about them, expanding on certain things and the why's and what that means (like why i picked what turtle combos, or why i picked what mystics, or when they figure out their powers, or why they chose their names) but i wanted to keep this intro post rather short ("short") so that'll do for now ^_^
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Thoughts on Grima in FEH? I personally am a big enjoyer of this horrible little guy getting picked up by the scruff and dragged kicking and screaming into therapy by the summoner.
OOF... UNFORTUNATELY... I have zero complex thoughts about Grima 😅 I do think it's interesting, from the many Grima and Robin interactions in FEH, that there's almost this self-fulfilling prophecy to it, like Grima believes no matter what they Have to be this way. That all roads lead to this, and there's no changing it. And in believing that, they make it their reality.
HOWEVER. I do get really stuck on just. How they talk. Top Ten Least Effective Insults: Worm.
They are like middle school bullies to me...... at least in FEH specifically where they will just harass Robin to no end LMFAOOO (and anyone else they have a bone to pick with)
I do think they can have a little therapy. As a treat :) (they could use it.)
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yo i did some FE3H fic and realized an hour after posting everywhere else that i probably oughta share it here too lmfao
Ao3 embeds really well here on tungl, huh? dope
Summary:
Bolstered by the promise of literal divine intervention should things go wrong, an emboldened Princess Edelgard von Hresvelg goes to speak with the Archbishop of the Church of Seiros- to give diplomacy a chance, as it were, where it would otherwise be far too great a risk.
Rhea, for her part, is far more receptive than Edelgard's worst impulses might lead her to believe... if a little more eager to tease the princess about her relationship with a certain professor than the she would like.
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fic trope tier list
tagged by @kinnbig - thank youuu 🥰
this is a very fun tag game: rank all the tropes in order of how excited you'd be to see them in the tags of a new fic by one of your favourite authors ✨
my process for sorting all of these went a lil something like this:
sorting all of them initially: ha ha! yes! this is so easy!
going back through all the lowest-tier things i hate to make sure they're all correct: ha ha! yes! this is so easy!
going back through all the other tiers to make sure they're all correct too: ...what the fuck. this is Difficile!
tagging: @snickerdoodlles, @bisexualbard-writes, @lesbianiconsteveharrington, @ditch-lily, @majestictortoise, @guntapon, @kimchaybrainrot, @justanothervariant (no pressure ofc!! ✨)
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