#adopt a pig

[cavyfinder]

Costco Hot Dog

[demigods-posts]

headcanon that percy and annabeth have a relationship contract they made after they got together once the war came to pass. they outlined it on paper in percy's bedroom. typed up a final draft using sally's laptop. and printed out and laminated it at the local library on their two month anniversary. and they abide by it like it's the law.

[guineapiggies]

Via extremelyellie

[funstyle]

When i was a kid and we got guinea pigs i remember being like "god damn my dad is really excited about these guinea pigs" but i get it now. Imagine the rush being like 40 in a loveless marriage with a job u hate but suddenly u have guinea pigs

[mimir-anoshe]

Thinking thoughts and people have made comparisons to Yelena having a soft spot for adopting test subjects. Aka Guinea pig boyo and human puppy boyo - Bob.

Don't know if I was just being slow, but I realised Yelena saving the Guinea Pig (who thanks to this fandom I've now started calling Cucumber in my head; it's my lore name for him now) from the same lab Bob got his powers, taking him out of a literal maze he's trapped in...

It was 1:1 foreshadowing for Yelena going into the void - a maze of void rooms that acts as a prison of guilt and trauma that you're trapped in - to pull Bob (Valentino's human guinea pig) out.

Cucumber really is a symbolic allegory for Bob, the cutw guinea pig gang who get adopted by 5'3 ex russian assassin turned hero. That little show of her seeing someone who needs help, and setting them free whilst keeping them close to her even though it's just a little guinea boy. All of that is a microcosm of what she would do for Bob through some beautiful little storytelling and set up by the writers. She even hugs cucumber by the end of it all.

It highlights from the beginning that she's exactly the person Bob needed to help him through that maze and out the other side, because she can see the bigger picture, she can reach through those walls and pull him out. And Bob is the exact type of person - same as Cucumber - that Yelena wishes to protect and care for, by being in her life he can help her through her own grief and abate her loneliness through love. And they're both cute as fuck.

I don't know if that was obvious for everyone else but I got there eventually. Damn I love this movie.

I also headcanon that the guinea pig has super powers, but thats neither here nor there. Cucumber having his own void eldritch god would be hilarious and terrifying. Like a flerkin on steroids.

[thegayneapigs]

sweet boy Gusty found a forever home at yesterday's MGPR meet! we're going to miss his adorable bedhead and happy popcorns. ✨

he was head over heels in love with his new girlfriend Shandie 💕

[dogontwolegs]

adopt, she is for sale currently 🐽 fun fact im lowkey scared of pigs

[stealthnachos]

new adopt! pig teacher info and bidding here:

[yourdadsbasement]

omg this dog playing with a cheetah is the cutest thing i have ever seen

they are children

oh boy Koki's trying to restock, i'm girding my loins

see what happens when you don't think more than two minutes into the future?

hahahahaha deserved

lmao Chris is NOT confident about what Martin has planned for him, but i personally am always happy to see gazelle Chris

haha that is what it is

bang-up job, guys

brothers who share one brain cell

would you buy a used car from these men?

Pig Power would be a great roller derby name

[doodleglaz]

Driving straight up to your door, this delivery pig is now live! This adoptable could be yours~ Deadline is 14th July 8pm BST

[mortemcatabasis]

Spent a whole day chipping away at this but i'm here to present:

The MortemCatabasis F2U Boar Anthro Lineart Pack! 16 alts available to download via my Ko-fi shop [HERE]

go forth and make anthropomorphic porcine propaganda 🫵🐗

[cavyfinder]

Chubby

[minimarvelh]

Peter, whispering: we almost got there, baby

*the light turns on and Tony appears turning around in his chair*: Peter Benjamin Parker Stark, what were you doing outside in your sle-

someone: oink-oink

Tony: -… what was that?

Peter: it was..me?

Tony: ..Peter, I literally see a pig behind you.

Pig: 🐷🐷🐷

Tony: how did you get the freaking pig?!

Peter: shh don’t curse around the kid! *closing her ears* remember we were putting some codes on this thisisnotawebsitedotcom.com?

Tony: ..yeah. But I don’t see the connection

Peter: I tried Waddles and it lead me to this site where you can adopt pig-

Tony: -please don’t tell me—

Peter: —and I adopted her!! Her name is Amy Swinehouse and she will sleep in my room.

Tony:

Tony: talk with Pepper, the “how to be a good dad” class that I attended for 3 years and graduated with gold medal did not prepare me what to do in this situation

[corpusdiem-seizethedead]

Fat Nuggets: *squealing inconsolably*

Angel: *appearing on scene, prepared to commit a murder* What happened??? Who hurt him??? I swear to satan if any of ya-

Husk: *casually turning the page of his reading material* I said he couldn't have two dinners.

Fat Nuggets: *squealing louder*

[eloaholiveira]

Begging for these fellas to get sold cuz ever since the guy who loved my adopts vanished i have been making 0 pennies im gonna drop on my knees crying bro.

[xxplastic-cubexx]

TWO OF THEM