phantasmacabre · 5 months ago
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Every single song in HIM's discography (2000's Finnish band) sounds like it was written and recorded by Vincent Valentine
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facefullofsadness · 3 months ago
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ever think about car sex with aeri... yeah, I do, a lot
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I most certainly do too anon... a lot. ooouuu the au concepts to go alongside car sex with aeri are quite literally countless like I can envision after a dinner party w designer!giselle (she's been occupying my mind for weeks guys idk I wanna make like a miniseries on that aeri-), hooking up with stranger!giselle from the club in the parking lot, stepsis!giselle taking u out for an *innocent* midnight drive but u can't take ur hands off one another, bully!giselle putting u in ur place after u refused to do her hw, ugh I could go on and fucking on.
but for today, let's paint the picture of bestie!aeri. it's summer vacation and you both are bored at 2 am, deciding to go out on a joy ride with your bestfriend who you've been crushing on for fucking ever, and what's a friendship without mutual yearning accompanied by intense flirting and affection to make each other confused right? blasting music with the windows down as u both sing ur heart out to u and aeri's shared playlist (gay), both of your outfits leave little to imagination, sheer and flimsy tops with unbearably short shorts, it's hot as fuck so sweat gleams on ur guys' skin, shining from the street lamps and moonlight.
but the tension? my god it's insane. when the tone of the music shifts as sensual rnb plays rhythmically on the speakers, you look at aeri and holy fuck she looks god-like. the sheen on her milky skin from her perspiration, her messy hair clinging to her body, her arms toned perfectly clutching on the steering wheel, the way her tank top hugged her chest and waist deliciously, her juicy thighs on full display, and her lips plump red after licking them locking eyes with you at the stoplight. you were so dizzy, the ache in your core throbbing from the mixture of adrenaline and js looking at your best friend. u watched as she pushed her hair back with her big veiny hand, threading her fingers through her messy hair, still staring shamelessly as she drove into an empty parking lot.
doesn't take long for her to grab you by the neck (choking you) and pull your head forward towards her, making a choked noise, practically a whimper. her smirk and eyes are filled with lustful intent, your eyes watering with need as you beg her to take you in every way with your dazed expression, and so she does. the sex is messy and oh so desperate. even with the car ac, you both can't help but to feel so hot, even if you're fully naked. her hands are js as greedy as yours, clutching grabbing grasping scratching at skin, pulling each other as close as physically possible.
moans fill the car as you finger each other, your digits drilling in and out of your friend's pussy, her's mimicking your movements, need evident on your faces. forehead to forehead with her as you both release pleasurable noises onto each other's mouths, on her lap as one hand is in her hair, the other thrusting into her, her hand digging into your waist as she fucks you with no remorse. cumming insanely hard on each other, immediately switching to rubbing clits tgt, using each other's slick to slide on the other's pussy. the sensations are so intense and yet neither of you care that it's too soon, that the overstimulation was too much, you both needed each other in an almost primal way, like two animals in heat.
most certainly filled with love bombs, confessing how much she's needed this, how badly she's been waiting for you, how much she has thought about doing this, and you reciprocate the sentiments, rambling against her tongue about dreaming of this day, touching yourself thinking of her, being addicted to everything that has to do with her. every climax you both would slur I love yous repeatedly, screaming each other's names and holding each other close. so much panting, moaning, pathetic begging from both like fuck you feel so good please don't fucking stop or I'm so close I'm so close just a little more please please. her taste is js as sweet as her name on your tongue, and you couldn't wait to get more, never having nearly enough. an exciting summer indeed.
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wonysugar · 7 months ago
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sorry this is very unclassy of me but omg… just got the dirtiest thoughts about g!p aeri having a breeding kink?? :(( like THIS NEEDS TO BE SHARED
g!p aeri thoughts!
cw: kinda dubcon and HEAVY breeding kink!!
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i mean look at her?? she’s the type to not pull out SORRYY I SAID IT I SAID THE TRUTH! cause why the fuck would she engage in having sex with you if she’s not gonna fill you up with her load at the end.. no point in fucking altogether then,, like okay girl we see you.. condoms? don’t know ha! hence why you should always make sure to be on the pill with her ahem moving on
and if i said dubcon along with it too..? putting on those fake puppy eyes as she pleads you to let her cum inside you :(( you let her, of course… unless you’re too fucked out to even think of a response properly, then don’t worry, she’ll make the decision for you! once she feels her cock twitching against your walls, threatening to shoot, she proceeds to immediately grab you by the waist and thrust even deeper than she was, making sure you’re not going anywhere whilst she drains every single drop of herself inside you cosmxksn so considerate of her,,,
she can’t help but pound into you relentlessly just so she can watch her thick cum leak out of you at the end, it’s only natural :(( she’d even eat you out and finger you slowly after your orgasm just to get all of it out,,, the sight and taste of her own cum drooping against your pulsating wet cunt gets her back up and throbbing again in under a minute you literally CANNOT make this shit up!!😭such a messy situation before her yet all she can think about is ruining you even more… whining and moaning against your core as she plays with it, licking every inch of it and overstimulating you, making sure she tastes all of herself,,, gawd!
it ends up everywhere :(( on your tits, ass, stomach, face, hell, even your hair! she marks up every inch of your body with her sperm she truly cannot be stopped i fear,, gently slapping your cheek with her throbbing dick and saying things like “open your mouth for me baby.” only for her to ‘accidentally’ miss your mouth altogether and end up cumming everywhere around it… smiling upon seeing how fucked out you look under her fkdkfkd your eyes heavy and your body all covered in her lukewarm juices
am i going insane? yes!! G!P AERI ME NEXT— [EAGLE PASSES BY]
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mossmx · 1 year ago
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While Merlin is trending I want to thank the whole Merlin fandom
people who have been with us since 2008 and people who have just started watching, people who have left us too soon but will be forever in our hearts and people who switched fandoms but are still amazing
whereter you create, lurk, cheer or just cry in the corner (most of us have been there lol) every part of the Merlin fandom is always part of our family
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even if we have no reason to trend we will always have a reason to celebrate :D
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aerisxblade · 1 year ago
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what if...we passed a joint back and forth while masturbating to each other <3
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amourjins · 6 months ago
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texts w/ gf!aeri
notes: kys jokes, AERI USES BABY GIRL JOKINGLY, UM UM take this until i figure things out with spider!jen pt2! aeri fic coming out soon guys dw..
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non4ry · 2 months ago
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girl you are not normal
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feanoryen · 7 months ago
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Don't pit THE MEN of House Targaryen against each other!!!
Aenar is SMART FOR LISTENING TO HIS DAUGHTER
Aegon I is...
Aenys TRIED
Maegor is...
Aegon the Uncrowned MARRIED A LESBIAN ICON & IS AEREA'S FATHER
Jaehaerys I is...
Aemon the Pale Prince is THE MOST BEAUTIFUL TARG MAN
Baelon is HUBBY MATIRIAL
Vaegon is A NERDY ACE ICON
V*serys I is...
D@emon is...
Aegon II is...
Aemond is...
Daeron the Daring is A WAR CRIMINAL WHO GET'S A PASS FOR BEING A MINOR
Aegon III DESERVED BETTER!!!
Viserys II is...
Daeron I is...
Baelor I is...
@*g0n !V is...
Aemon the Dragonknight is THE FATHER DAERON II DESERVED
Daeron II is THE BEST KING OF WESTEROS
Baelor Breakspear is THE BEST TARGARYEN MAN EVER
Aerys I is AN AROACE BOOKISH KING
Rhaegel is A DANCER WHO HATES CLOTHES
Maekar is AEGON V'S FATHER
Daeron the Drunken is...
Aerion is...
Maester Aemon is FLAWLESS
Aegon V is THE MOST ICONIC MALE TARG
Duncan LOVES HIS WIFE
Jaehaerys II is...
Daeron the Gay MARRIED HIS BF FOR LOVE
Aerys II is...
Rhaegar is...
Viserys III is...
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chaosordoffl · 7 months ago
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Crazy how Targ/Valyrian names can sound feminine or masculine because of their association with a character
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saerins · 1 year ago
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heavy thoughts about arranged marriage with jing yuan and how he’s so nice and treats you so well but he already has someone he likes that he keeps under wraps so you don’t feel hurt, but then you find out anyway and now you don’t know what to do with yourself because you feel like you’ll never be able to make him feel that way for you …
but of course over time, jing yuan sees you as more than just wife in status, sees how you look so pretty in the mornings and how you’re so perfect in your own ways that maybe hey, maybe he could fall for you after all.
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phantasmacabre · 11 months ago
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Not to be TMI or anything but I'm so happy I like finally accepted the fact that I'm queer. Not sure why it was such a hard thing for me to do for so many years when it was so blatantly obvious but it really does feel like a weight has been lifted from my shoulders
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ilynpilled · 4 months ago
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re “most popular lannister in fandom” discussion lol i love cersei obv but im not particularly shocked at her not being as immensely popular as her brothers in book circles. not even just because of misogyny but the type of character that she is and her “likability”. nonetheless, there is a lot to say and discuss about her and her complexity anyway and id love to see that more over “girlboss delulu queen x100”. idrgaf about what others think but the only thing that kinda bugs me is when i see multiple ppl complain about tyrion specifically lacking the intrigue and discussion that sorrounds jaime sometimes (which is a gripe i entirely understand and resonate with, especially bc we can guess the types of things it could be rooted in; and there is a lot of material to discuss with him ofc) and then never discussing him or really mentioning him themselves either, especially centering him. like ye i write like 800 pages on jaime or whatever and not as much about the other two bc i find him the most compelling personally for whatever reason but lol thats just me. be the change u want to see, especially if u find him the most interesting personally
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haunted-mindset · 1 month ago
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My ASOIAF tinfoil hat theory:
Joanna Lannister was having an affair, just not with Aerys. She was having an affair with Rhaella. Aerys had a problem with Jo that then became a problem with Lannisters in general. Tywin is taking credit for running the country and Joanna stole his wife.
Thoughts?
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eyes-roll · 10 months ago
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got a little cash now, so the skirt is dior
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la-pheacienne · 8 months ago
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The argument that Jaime killing Aerys is proof that he wasn't actually a hostage of Aerys may be one of the funniest takes i've seen in a while and I see a lot of funny takes in our lovely fandom on a daily basis
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amourjins · 5 months ago
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POINT OF VIEW — 16. explaining to do
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TAGLIST (CLOSED) — @modanisgf @winieter @jongocat @sunshinez4 @aeriigfs @yeetaberry127 @mxl633 @multiliker @lisaswifey @bing-uzzz @yukianism @lettertolovers @gtfoiydlyj @aerisgirlfriend @vernonburger @yjiminswallet @sixflame438 @bzeus28 @gornoi @linnnsworld @masuowo @mr11inches @pandafuriosa60 @penpenguinn @sanasfavhoe
a/n : its okay guys……..let jake be creepy………he grants jealous!aeri……i promise……
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