#aespa incorrect

[wintvs]

winter: this is our outfit? i can't use white for the happy new year

ningning: why??

giselle: it means peace, karina will disappear

winter: there's no way to have peace with karina in our life's

[fellominaarcher]

When I’m in the VIP section of their concert and don’t even clap, just sipping my drink with one eyebrow raised, and suddenly the lights go out and a spotlight lands on me while Karina says, “Sorry, we can’t continue until that one acknowledges us.”

tagging my pooks: @lascvitae @bytemee @zlut4rina

[ughgeto]

咲かない花 は散ることもなく 枯れることもなく ただ明日を待つだけ 🖋🍶 watashi geto suguru •°¿ 🏚🕛🕊 SATORU!

i wish i knew how to be okay.

[yzhuoo-inqoutes]

ep. 29

Y/N: What does 'take out' mean?

Karina: Food.

Giselle: Dating

NingNing: Murder

Winter: IT CAN MEAN ALL THREE IF YOU'RE NOT A COWARD.

[kpop-girlgroup-quotes]

Winter: Just don't ever ask Giselle to be your wingwoman. She's terrible

Ningning: Hey, it worked for you and Karina unnie, didn't it?

*flashback*

Giselle: Excuse me, Jimin? Minjeong-i here needs someone to make out with

*flashback ends*

Winter: I'm ashamed to say yeah, it did

[kkyuupidz]

when i'm with you

side character sillies ^_^

* all inspired by other fake tweets !!

@stqrgr7 🌟

🖇️

[waaana]

Ningning ( aespa )!★

[adaluisademilune]

atmosphere ❤️‍🩹

[arachnion]

Giselle: when you are in a really fucked situation, it's the only thing that can save you. nothing else will.

Ningning: queen of fucked up situations

[incorrectlesserafim]

Eunchae's star diary ft. Red Velvet and Aespa:

Eunchae: I lived, bitch

Karina: I laughed,bitch

Seulgi: I Loved, bitch

Yeri: I ain't never gonna stop loving you, bitch

Ningning: I Won't Hesitate Bitch

[liamscttoc]

Aespa x Reader Incorrect Quotes Citações incorretas

Karina:Quer explicar a mensagem que você me enviou ontem a noite?

S/n:foi autocorreção.

Karina: autocorreção automática escreveu“Você é tão gostosa pôr favor pise em mim”??

S/n suado frio:Sim

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S/n:Acho que estou tendo uma crise de meia idade.

Gisille:mais você tem apenas 20 anos.

S/n: É EU POSSO MORRER AOS 40!!

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S/n: precisamos de mais ajuda. talvez eu devesse ligar para os meus amigos.

Winter: Você Oque?

S/n:Meus Amigos.

Ningning:ela tá dizendo “Amigos”?

Karina: Acho que ela tá sendo sarcástica.

Giselle: Não, não, não,eu acho que isso é completamente delírio. Ela está maluca por ficar acordada a noite inteira. Ei S/n todos os seus amigos estão nessa sala.

S/n:Eu tenho outros amigos! vocês me pediram para fazer novos amigos,eu fiz novos amigos! Foi uma tarefa eu sempre cumpro as tarefas que me foram dadas.

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Karina:Eu sei que você escapou ontem a noite do dormitório S/n.

Giselle sussurra para S/n: faça-se de bobo.

S/n:QUEM É S/N.

Giselle passa a mão no rosto frustrada: NÃO TÃO BOBO IDIOTA!

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S/n pegunta para winter: unnie porque Karina Unnie usar maquiagem?

Winter:para ficar bonita.

S/n:mas ela está bonita sempre.

Aespa:Ah!

S/n: Giselle unnie. Você deveria usar maquiagem.

Aespa:“Chocados é incrédulados com a fala da S/n”

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S/n:Sua mentirosa, trapaceira, seu pedaço de merda!!

Ningning:Ah, é você é uma idiota que pensa que pode ser safar de tudo que faz.BEM VINDA AO MUNDO REAL PRINCESA!!!

S/n:Eu vou ter deixar aqui, eu vou lavar WINTER COMIGO!

Karina pegado levemente o tabuleiro de monopólio: Acho que vamos para de jogar agora.

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Karina:Do you want to explain the message you sent me last night?

Y/n: it was autocorrect.

Karina: automatic autocorrect wrote “You are so hot, please step on me”??

Y/n in a cold sweat: Yes

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Y/n: I think I'm having a midlife crisis.

Giselle: but you're only 20 years old.

Y/n: YEAH I COULD DIE AT 40!!

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Y/n: we need more help. maybe I should cal l my friends.

Winter: You What?

Y/n:My Friends.

Ningning: Is she saying “Friends”?

Karina: I think she's being sarcastic.

Giselle: No, no, no, I think this is completely delusional. She's crazy about staying up all night. Hey Y/n all her friends are in this room.

Y/n:I have other friends! you asked me to make new friends, I made new friends! It was a task, I always fulfill the tasks given to me.

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Karina:I know you escaped last night from the dorm Y/n.

Giselle whispers to Y/n: play dumb.

Y/n: WHO IS Y/N.

Giselle runs her hand over her face in frustration: NOT SUCH A FOOL, IDIOT!

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Y/n asks winter: unnie why does Karina Unnie wear makeup?

Winter: to look beautiful.

Y/n: but she always looks beautiful.

Aespa:Ah!

Y/n: Giselle unnie. You should wear makeup.

Aespa: “Shocked and incredulous at what Y/n said”

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Y/n:You liar, cheater, piece of shit!!

Ningning: Oh, you're an idiot who thinks you can get away with everything you do. WELCOME TO THE REAL WORLD PRINCESS!!!

Y/n: I'll have to leave it here, I'll wash WINTER WITH ME!

Karina lightly picked up the monopoly board: I think we're going to stop playing now.

[shiba-chuu]

Giselle: I don't like bugs. Winter, are you even listening to me?

Winter: I seem to have misplaced my ant farm.

Giselle, at Karina: MOOOOOM!

[pepemyfantasy]

Karina, texting Giselle : Text me when you're home safely.

Giselle : l'm home dangerously.

Karina: Stop it

Giselle : I'm home lethally

[cinnamanz]

— ✩♬ ₊˚. ONLY ON CAMERA ᝰ.ᐟ DANIELA AVANZINI

❝𝐁𝐀𝐁𝐘 𝐒𝐇𝐄 𝐋𝐎𝐎𝐊 𝐋𝐈𝐊𝐄 𝐀 𝐒𝐓𝐀𝐑,

𝐁𝐔𝐓 𝐎𝐍𝐋𝐘 𝐎𝐍 𝐂𝐀𝐌𝐄𝐑𝐀.❞

when katseye's main dancer daniela avanzini accidentally throws shade at chart-topping singer y/n l/n on an interview, the internet erupts in chaos. with y/n already in hot waters with the press over her latest scandal, both their pr teams scramble for damage control. the solution? a 'picture-perfect' fake relationship to turn the headlines in their favor.

❝𝐋𝐎𝐎𝐊 𝐋𝐈𝐊𝐄 𝐖𝐄 𝐈𝐍 𝐋𝐎𝐕𝐄,

𝐁𝐔𝐓 𝐎𝐍𝐋𝐘 𝐎𝐍 𝐂𝐀𝐌𝐄𝐑𝐀.❞

tags .ᐟ smau, crack, fluff, one-sided hate, love-hate relationship, coarse language, suggestive themes, celebrity! au, sexual jokes, mentions of substances, highly toxic relationships, red flags, toxic ppl, angst sometimes, my writing (shite)

featuring .ᐟ katseye, p1harmony, enhypen, aespa n more celebs.

pairing .ᐟ daniela avanzini x female reader.

status .ᐟ completed— 21 jan 25.

notes .ᐟ this smau was made for fun and entertainment. it is not an actual portrayal of the people mentioned in this smau, nor are the photos used to portray y/n. let's just say that some kpop groups mentioned are living in california. y/n is lwk based off billie eilish. ignore timestamps. divider cred : @/mikeykuns.

❝𝐈𝐓 𝐌𝐈𝐆𝐇𝐓 𝐋𝐎𝐎𝐊 𝐋𝐈𝐊𝐄 𝐈 𝐂𝐀𝐑𝐄,

𝐁𝐔𝐓 𝐎𝐍𝐋𝐘 𝐎𝐍 𝐂𝐀𝐌𝐄𝐑𝐀.❞

❝𝐃𝐎𝐍’𝐓 𝐋𝐈𝐒𝐓𝐄𝐍 𝐓𝐎 𝐓𝐇𝐄 𝐋𝐈𝐄𝐒,

𝐈 𝐒𝐖𝐄𝐀𝐑 𝐓𝐇𝐄𝐘 𝐀𝐋𝐋 𝐋𝐈𝐄𝐒.❞

PROFILES!

THANK YOU BEYONCÉ KATZEYE BY MEGAN KATZEYE BY MEGAN PT. 2

01. 2014 justin beiber but worse

02. zoo wee mama

03. DATING

04. not spiderman

05. yuri blunt

06. coffee

07. punching a wall

08. pr relationship in doubt

09. lunch

10. dickhead

11. schizophreniatitis

12. stronger than us

13. shade

14. dream... nightmare?

15. angel

16. solace

17. woman loving winner

18. peace

19. pretty cute

20. MY SHAYLA

21. want to know

22. come home

23. GOD PLEASE BRING OUR FAMILY BACK TOGETHER

24. FUCK MY DISGUSTING GAY LIFE

25. assthetic

26. count your days

27. welcome back princess diana

28. congratulations?

29. albums and pcs

30. licked my screen

31. pc gone missing

32. nutcase

33. welcome home

34. our baby

35. my passenger princess and her mami

36. save the dates

37. fam meeting

38. come home pt. 2

39. 3AM

40. heavy

41. wake up

42. what the hell, no

43. understand

44. not so weird psychotic way

45. accurate representation?

46. casual

47. children of divorce

48. yuri gods

49. messages

50. whoremembers

51. she

52. the end!

bonus! incorrect texts and tweets

™ CINNAMANZ 2025

— please do not repost, copy, translate, or take from my work in any way without permission. thank you! xx

[yzhuoo-inqoutes]

ᵉᵖ.²⁶

Karina: Time for plan G.

NingNing: Don’t you mean plan B?

Karina: No, we tried plan B a long time ago. I had to skip over plan C due to technical difficulties.

Winter: What about plan D?

Karina: Plan D was that desperate disguise attempt half an hour ago.

Giselle: What about plan E?

Karina: I’m hoping not to use it. Y/n dies in plan E.

Y/n : I like plan E.

[kpop-girlgroup-quotes]

Ningning: I think we should get a divorce

Giselle: What are you doing?

Ningning: Just practising

Giselle: Why are you already planning your hypothetical divorce?

Ningning: I dont know. I'm getting old, I think I'm having a quarter-life crisis

Giselle: You don't even have a partner

Ningning: Hypothetically divorce me

Giselle: Okay, then I'm hypothetically taking half your assets

Ningning: Well, you didn't sign the hypothetical prenup

Ningning, to Winter: It's called a prenup, right?

Winter: Yeah, it's a prenup, and you DID hypothetically sign one

Giselle: Who the fuck is this woman?

Winter: I'm her hypothetical lawyer in this divorce case

Giselle: Well, then, I'm taking the hypothetical kids

Giselle to Karina: Right? We can get those, right?

Karina: Yes, we can definitely get the hypothetical kids. Don't worry about it

Ningning: Who the fuck is this hypothetical fucking idiot? A hella fucking nerd idiot at that

Karina: Wow, that is a lot of hypothetical insults. Hypothetical other lawyer keep your hypothetical client in check

Winter: Don't hypothetically tell me what to do!

Giselle: Anyways, this is MY hypothetical lawyer, and we have been hypothetically sleeping with each other

Ningning: How could you hypothetically do this to me?!

Giselle: Because you hypothetically are an alcoholic!