#after we broke up

[9teen904]

Didn't think it'd kill me, but those four words hit me, he said, "Do you miss me?" And I said, after we broke up I thought I'd be over us, told myself I'm better off not thinking 'bout you at night and I'd be alright, after we broke up I'd be dancing with someone, I’d forget those seven months and fall for another heart but I fell apart, after we broke up.

[potions-and-wares]

Every single person I have dated or am currently dating has turned out to be trans, I’m starting to think I have some sort of effect on them

[dhaaruni]

(Apparently) the face of someone who can guilt a Republican into voting Democrat

[casualgnome]

the funniest things my ex did after we broke up:

started going to the gym daily and posting it (he had a gym membership the whole time we were together and I can count on one hand the amount of times he used it)

captioned all his posts with cringe things like “spreading my wings” and “be your own biggest supporter”

texted me at work accusing me of cheating on him two weeks after we broke up

blocked me on everything, including Spotify and Steam

posted a long ahh quote on his public story about cheaters and how they’re lowlife scum, very clearly aimed (I like to imagine him searching for this specifically)

posted a BeReal. of him in a public park, sat alone playing guitar (I also like to imagine him carrying that guitar to the park in the first place)

[stuckinapril]

used to daydream about fairytale reconciliations after pretty much every platonic or romantic fallout i ever had, but sometimes it’s healthier to just accept that someone will never own up bc they don’t think you’re worth the trouble. anyone who truly cares would move mountains just to make sure that they communicate w you if they truly want to rectify the situation. but sometimes it’s their ego getting in the way, sometimes they have a narrative of you in their head they’re determined not to break, and sometimes they just don’t care enough about you to even consider it. they don’t have respect for the friendship or relationship in its posthumous state bc it was nothing to them, or at the very least it doesn’t eclipse their pride or their desire to appear correct in a situation or just outright the need to be done w the situation rather than be a good person. still guilty of this but i’ve been getting better at just nipping the delusion in the bud and just being okay w accepting that someone truly does not care. until they prove they do that is the assumption i go w every time. and it is saving me a lot of heartache

[poorly-drawn-mdzs]

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[alwayshinny]

Hinny ♥️ - The Chronicles of Harry J. Potter's mind

She's Ron's little sister 😡

She's Ron's sister.😠

She's Ron's... 🫤

She's... 😵‍💫

She's so beautiful. 😍

Shit, she's looking my way. WAIT. DID SHE JUST WINK AT ME? 😳

Stop staring. Look somewhere else. Fuck, I think Dean noticed... Awkward... 😬

Okay, try to act cool. Stand against the wall, cross you arms, and look nonchalant, like you don't care. 😎

*stubbles with hand placement and footing* 🫨

Ginny: "Hi Harry"

tries to cover his dopey smile but ends up swooning instead. 🥴

[lasttuesdayforever]

Gorgug still listening to Zelda’s mixtape, even if it’s just because he hasn’t gotten a new one, really does something to me. Sometimes the relationship fails but there is still good from it.

I would like to think that even if Gorgug gets a new tape, he still sometimes listens to Zelda’s. He is a teen, and that first relationship is going to have a kind of weird hold on him I think. He did build a cell tower for her. He became an artificer because of it.

[generalsmemories]

every time i see someone shit on the xianzhou story quest on twitter i die a little bit inside.

[geraskierfanficprompts]

Prompt 13

How was Jaskier supposed to know that the lovely woman he spent the night with had a husband? Let alone a husband in a big scary poacher gang? So Jaskier is hauling ass through the forest, only to get his leg caught in a beartrap. He faceplants (very daintily, prettily, and most certainly not with an embarrassing wail, thank you very much) and begins sobbing with the pain. Not to mention his cheap lute breaking into splinters. Great. Just great. What a LOVELY day he's having! A pure white werewolf with bright golden eyes suddenly prowls out of the bushes, growling at him, and Jaskier decides that today really is his worst day. No matter how majestic the beast is, this is cearly the end of Jaskier the bard. He sobs and begs to live, apologizing profusely, and the last thing he sees is the monstrous snout getting closer. Geralt, the werewolf, is stalking for food for his pack, only to come across one of those humans in their own traps. Except... This human isn't one of them. He's wearing brightly colored delicate clothing, and wasn't familiar with where their traps were. It's an innocent human. One that smells very nice, under all the stench of blood and fear. Wolf!Geralt creeps closer, and pries open the trap, intending on releasing the human back into the wild, but it just kind of stares at him in horror before passing out. Hm. Well, it appears it needs more care than he initially thought. So imagine the other witcher's surprise when he doesn't bring food back to the pack, but instead brings a human to patch up. The moon dips out of the sky, they all turn back into their witcher-human forms, and now they're all SCRAMBLING over what they're meant to do!? HOW DO YOU CARE FOR A HUMAN AGAIN??? FUCK- I DON'T KNOW! Geralt stop petting him, he doesn't like that, he's human, not a wolf! What do you mean he likes it? Oh shit- EVERYONE QUICK PET HIM! No wait- He doesn't like it any more- One at a time pet him! And uh- Fuck- What do normal people eat!?

♡!Optional addons!♡ • (ORIGINALLY A TAG) Is Aiden a werecat or also a werewolf? And if he is a werewolf (and/or a werecat I suppose), perhaps he's from a rival pack (against his will) and needs to be rescued by Lambert as a sideplot • Maybe the poachers find poor trapped Jaskier and Geralt has to fight them off first, or perhaps they come back later, intent on killing the White Wolf • Perhaps Geralt turns Jaskier into a werewolf (Either with his consent or without his consent ONLY if he has to do it to save his life, we don't fuck with forced bonds here, people)

[oonajaeadira]

an actual conversation i once had (paraphrased for consumption)

(an ad for Queer Eye plays on the TV)

me: I love that Johnny Van Ness so so much.

mom: I think he's weird.

me: That's half of why I love him. He's just out there being himself. Cute.

mom: Cute? I just thought you found him funny.

me: No...IN love with him. I'm attracted to him. He's fierce. He makes my heart happy.

mom: But you wouldn't sleep with him.

me: I'm not going to get that chance.

mom: But if he wasn't famous...

me: I bet he's a ton of fun in the sack.

mom: Really....but he's gay.

me: He very much is. And married.

mom: Like...he's really really gay.

me: You saying it does not make it more true.

mom: I just mean that he doesn't like women.

me: That's what that means.

mom: I just mean...isn't that a waste of your efforts?

me: What effort. It's not like I'm pursuing him. I'm not chasing him around and trying to convince him. Loving someone isn't an effort. It just is.

mom: You're attracted to someone who would never find you attractive.

me: You're in love with Robert Redford. What's the difference.

mom: *gets angry and doesn't talk to me for the rest of the day*

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I have had pretty much this conversation with several people in my life about a many different celebrities. Sometimes about folks who have never announced their orientation or marital status. And if there is any inkling at all that the man isn't straight or the woman isn't gay, this is usually what happens.

And yet, I stand by it. I am in love with / attracted to the people who I am attracted to. Idgaf about what they do with their own hearts and genitals. I love them for who they are, not how they can serve me.

[tennessoui]

au where jedi healers take a vow not unlike jedi temple guards, but instead of wearing a mask and becoming anonymous, they give up their sight and wear blindfolds to allow the Force to guide their every action. it’s also supposed to blind them to their patients’ differences, which used to be symbolic but since the war between the jedi and the sith broke out, has become much less so

because jedi healers are supposed to heal regardless of if their patient is a jedi or a sith, when they’re deployed on battlefields after the fighting is over, they use the Force to heal every injured person they come upon.

anakin skywalker, who was chosen from the creche and agreed to follow the Healing path at the age of 9, thinks it’s sort of stupid that they have to wait until after the fighting is over to begin to help because he can feel people dying in the Force, he can feel their pain--

young general kenobi, who remembers his old creche-mate anakin skywalker and how blue his eyes once were, thinks it’s beyond foolhardy that this healer is stealing out across an active battlefield, blindfold over his eyes and bending down to heal karking darth maul and single-handedly diverting all of obi-wan’s attention away from the droids and sith legion because now he has to make sure he’s ok he can’t just leave him to the whims of the Force, he’s unprotected and he’s going to get himself killed----

it’s a headache and a half for everyone involved because general kenobi keeps abandoning his battle strategy and sometimes even position to ensure healer skywalker’s safety and healer skywalker keeps dropping everything and everyone the moment he feels obi-wan kenobi get hurt in the Force to rush to his side, Force Vow of Healing Equality be damned.

but......the Council keeps deploying them to the same battlefield because healer skywalker is never more effective as when he knows he must heal fifty mortal wounds before he can rid general kenobi of a headache, and general kenobi is never as ruthless as when skywalker is on the field close to him, in potential harm’s way

despite how much they insist they hate each other 

[girlbloggercrowley]

i am a believer in the s3 1941 kiss

[gxlden-angels]

Bro I hate fundamentalists and culturally-fundie parents they'll say shit like "spare the rod spoil the child am I right haha yea my parents used to have to beat my ass with a switch almost everyday but I sure did learn my lesson" but like??? no you didn't??? you were hit multiple times for something you very obviously did not, in fact, learn

Like studies about how harmful even lightly spanking children is aside, you're literally contradicting yourself?? Some even admitted they got worse as they got older cause they wanted to see how far they could push their parents before they got punished

And studies not aside, you're gonna get child raising advice from the same book that tells you to stone your wife if her hymen doesn't break on your wedding night instead of the decades of research we have now?? Just say you're a bad parent and move on my guy. Skill issue

[amygdalae]

Forever scarred by the memory that I had my first kiss mere moments after watching the first episode of jjba