#ah they're so annoying

[starflungwaddledee]

this is probably why meta knight moved the conversation to the hallway

based on @das-a-kirby-blog's comic based on my comic. comic inception. colour palettes are from das.

[lastofthe20thcenturygirls]

my guy was just offering them a ride in his imported car did they have to look so disgusted 😭

[y-rhywbeth2]

The VtM part of my brain thinking about BG3 again even though brain activity should have more important things to do rn: 'Cazador's set up and most of his childer scream 'Tremere,' but Astarion himself wouldn't be great at existing within the Pyramid.

'...Hey, what if Astarion's Ravnos, his siring was revenge/educational and Cazador's the adoptive sire.'

The clan has CtD ties; elf. Arcane Trickster -> Chimestry. The clan curse/ban could be any number of his vices (being cruel and spiteful for the sake of it springs to mind), but I think it'd probably manifest as a fundamental inability to obey hierarchy and orders (which is not the same thing as the Brujah temper and clan cultural inclination towards rebellion). Like a lot of people I tend to try to awkwardly avoid the racist shit built into the origins of the clan, but moon elves are not sedentary peoples so there's a really fucked up aspect to this in there if you start converting to the real world shit and bringing it into play.

(I am always on my WoD bullshit, I should probably tag it for filtering...)

[biowho]

Do you have a fear for veil guard for once it comes out? Like something happening in the fandom or in the game after Halloween that you're dreading? (i'm afraid of the folks who are going to be barking up the walls about 'racist' solas)

Dear listener, I do have something I'm afraid of but it's not Dragon Age focused. If anyone is also following my dnd/baldur's gate sideblog, you might remember my frustration upon realizing that my ex-best friend became obsessed with Gale and BG3 once it launched even though they made fun of me relentlessly and cruelly during early access for enjoying it and having him be my favorite. They carried that same sentiment to my love of Dragon Age and made me feel terrible for sharing something I loved with them

And while I do have them blocked in every conceivable way on Tumblr, if I see a drawing of Lucanis in their style... I'm going to need to set my phone down and go on the longest walk of my life

I'm also afraid of the younger companions and 'beautiful' face mods that are going to come out after launch

[bumblingbabooshka]

Someone on the "is it not enough to see Tuvok" post commented "Unfortunately, seeing Tuvok frequently requires also seeing a Neelix, which is unacceptable." and Bea, I am being sooo brave about it, I've not even murdered them (yet)

I am pinning this to your lapel like a purple heart:

They are worsties, they're divorced despite never being married, they have pigtail crushes on each other, they are mutually annoying co-workers, they are middle aged men and also high school girls with the most insane beef ever, family men without families, orchid breeders (one for sustenance and the other for beauty), they're everything.

[tamavonpineapple]

I don't know why is so funny to me that Usagi filleted a fly

[fisheito]

(zookeeper au) eiden: hey yakumo why do you always use the stall

rei: damn can't imagine asking someone why they pee the way they do. why do you show your dick to pee. imagine being so overconfident in your ability to piss you just stand and make a mess on the floor for a janitor to clean up (THIS DIVERSION WAS MADE BY 1/3 OF THE CLOACA CREW)

TSJFSFK THAT WAS MY INMMEDAITE THOUGHT -->defensive rei (bc i instinctively project my personal reaction as the first rxn)

if eiden's all "why are you shy yakumo? u can pee right next to me 🥰" *pats urinal next to him* i can imagine rei walking into the room with 1 of 3 reactions:

Fight Mode: "imagine asking someone what they do in the toilet. i could report u for sexual harassment" <- he would not, bc rei ain't a snitch, but i can imagine rei sassing eiden bc he feels like it

Apathy Mode: "i use the stall too. it's nbd. this is unimportant." (continues with his life, uncaring)

Generous Mode: "you're curious? come in here and i'll show u"

[wereh0gz]

I wish all sontails shippers go to hell no matter what

[unproduciblesmackdown]

truly something that, amidst facing / going through a dramatic Life Change ft. unavoidable emotional effects of that, there are instances where i can't conceal any & all degrees of being distressed / upset, & repeatedly getting "it's hard for me too" as a Direct Response to that: really something & a half how the asserted theoretical Sympathy of [i feel similarly!] is invoked so as to, oh you know, preclude sympathetic Treatment. such as that what would be More sympathetic in these instances would be to say Nothing, "if there's nothing but dismissal / making it first & foremost about someone else's feelings to say, don't say it at all" style

[supercantaloupe]

ah yeah it's saturday and the school year's started. explains the protesters on my way to the metro station

[chemicalarospec]

wow. okay i went to OP of that highest-stroke characters post's blog to see if they were Chinese or not, just curious. I couldn't figure that out (but I'm pretty sure they're not because of the following), but it was an experience like slowly realizing you're walking into the fires of hell: 1. wow a Christian on Tumblr... 2. hey they reblogged this post with a comment that I think means they're a trad[wife? woman? Christian girl?]... that's sus 3. lemme just search up "woman" real quick... okay nothing too weird, but what about "trans"? okay, up, they're a transmedicalist.

[rmorde]

I try to be as objective and unbiased as possible while watching stans go at each other in the fan war that is Gojover vs Fraudkuna. However, there is one camp that is just a different kind of breed.

[risingsunresistance]

this is a gaia construct hate blog btw

[hobimo]

this is because im a massive nerd but i think if you're going to write an a/b/o you have to at least have a solid understanding of wolf behaviour and biology if you dont at least keep up to date with the latest research. yes this about how people always write wolves as ambush hunters as if they aren't literally persistence predators

[reinemichele]

Wait hold on

Do we count not regenerating as suicide??? Bc if we do, that means that the master has killed themself out of spite 4 times, 5 if you count the Lumiat as canon (I do), and 2 of those were simm!master and 2 of those were missy, and 4 of them were motivated by the doctor

[pixiethoughtsfairyfeelings]

I'm constantly thinking about how you can go weeks without talking to me and not think a thing is wrong and I go weeks without talking to you all I can think about is how I don't know if everything is okay, if you still like me, if you still want to be friends with me and I hate that I'm like that so fucking much I hate it I hate it I hate it