#ah yes...my fav...

[slushy-sash]

just a couple of eepy tired old men 😴

[dorodne-zuki]

chibified old man sticker sheet

[tramweye]

"I try to remember the wrath of the devil // Was also given him by God"

[casupremacy]

the word 'daddy' has been so sexualized that my kids are gonna have to call me bruh or some shit

— dean, probably

[puppetmaster13u]

Another Prompt in Memes?! Yes.

[kawoid]

HAMMER GANG!!

[random-dragon-exe]

Ok but like, girls with grappling hooks my beloved.

God it's such a gender.

[mftm1987]

dave gahan in red is actually something that can be so personal

[mac-ann-cheese]

Version without filters is under the cut!

I know the concept of this art is wild. Like wut .... ₍ ᐢ. ‌_ .ᐢ ₎

Buutttt the initial inspo is pure nuts. Since Matthew's introduction in the gangsta arc, I thought that he was just like a clippit - only there to explain rules and stuff. Sort of a helper...

Also love the bellboy costume. Tower of Terror cast member ahh uniform. I know his thing is hotels, which could be a ref to the Banff Springs Hotel?? or other haunted hotels in Canada....

Actually, I always preferred the wizard as an assistant; he was a fun guy in a cool cloak. I'm not THAT OLD, btw. I just had an old computer as a kid.

Anywho

It was a joke idea for a drawing at first, but the comparison has been sitting in my head for some time........ So that's the context and why Matt is in the Microsoft system. I genuinely love my brain.

Sketch ver. I'm generous today!!!!! (⁠*⁠˘���︶⁠˘⁠*⁠)

[cali-kabi]

~ Happy 10th Anniversary Kirby Triple Deluxe🌿🌸💫🍄this game means so much to me I have so many good memories of this game it helped me get through my sadness from school, the music is also very good and I get eeeeee excited whenever I get a keychain <3💫🌟💖

[jupitergalactica]

..uncle jiggy????

[valentinocriticizes]

Dude, do you have to be such a douche? And this is coming from the original dick himself.

Ah, el gran Adán. Ahora. Yo no soy nada de eso. Ven, ilumíname con tus afirmaciones de "malas acciones", ¿cómo puedo estar haciendo algo malo si mataste a millones? Eso no es justo asumir que soy malo porque actualmente estoy siguiendo lo que el infierno me hizo hacer, fui puesto aquí por un razón y estoy haciendo lo que me da la gana.

(Ah, the great Adam. Now. I am nothing of that sort. Come, enlighten me with your claims of "wrongdoings" how can I be doing something wrong if you killed millions, now that's not fair to assume I am bad because I am currently following what Hell made me do, I was put down here for a reason and I am doing what I damn please.)

[ask-october-fox]

Are you doing something else for the rest of the year or do you just... not exist during that time?

[halfhissandwich]

ooo royality pocky game maybe? :0

Context:

They have attempted this game quite possibly 100 times and have never kissed as a result of it because Patton keeps turning into Lilypadton :)

[mitochondria-larson]

Do you understand my vision?

[in-tua-deep]

had a funky asgardian dream last night lol

the premise was that loki fucked around and basically an amnesiac version of loki ended up back in time with so many holes in his memory but enough knowledge to be like "odin is my dad"

and odin looked at this kid and was like "aw he looks like hela, this tracks" and, importantly, does not know that loki is a frost giant and just assumes loki is his full blood kid lol

all that to say that loki and thor grow up with big brother!loki who is actually?? a good big brother?

rather than hide hela's existence, older loki makes odin nostalgic and he ends up telling them that hela is their big sister who was "lost to the war" or some bullshit, which most people assume to mean she died in the war, right?

older loki sees like, one picture of her, notes the similarities, and then for some weird reason feels profoundly uncomfortable so he decides not to unpack all that and just avoids mention of her lol. kid thor doesn't really care that much about her bc she's not in their lives so why should he? kid loki LOVES learning about her and actively seeks info about her out, mostly because he thinks a big sister would probably be better than two older brothers (he also is young enough that lost to the war means that he could probably find her, right?)

importantly, kid!Loki grows up very differently in this dream world. instead of being the weird outcast prince, everyone looks at him and is like "awww look he's like his big brother <3." he's also like, 8 so at the moment he is very much the baby of the family

anyway so the main plot of this dream was big Loki (imagine like a 19/20 year old) plus thor (like 12) and Loki (8ish) manage to find where Hela is sealed away. idk where they are or where the king and queen are, it's implied they're not in asgard right now and this was a Very Unplanned Field Trip that is giving older Loki an ulcer. They have to look at little Loki to confirm this weird fucking ceiling portrait is Hela bc the older two are not the Hela Experts in the room

at the same time, older Loki is starting to get some flashes of the future and begins to suspect that he's from the Bad Timeline

through accident, they manage to unseal Hela, who is met with three whole younger siblings - and let me tell you it is a very different welcome when you have a very enthusiastic 8-yr-old sparkling at you and very excited to have found his lost sister and a 12-yr-old who thinks girls kind of have cooties rolling his eyes

so hela makes a split second decision to not tell her baby brothers about the whole "dad sealed me away for being warful" thing (it will be a fun surprise for odin later <3) and also embrace being a big sister (it is now her legal job to pick on older loki and make fun of thor for being the odd one out)

anyway while they're figuring this out, older Loki is continuing to get flashes of the future but is now somehow joined by thor also getting flashes of the future. what they manage to glean makes them suspicious, and hey if they're both getting future visions or whatever then logically baby loki should also be, right??

so they start to like. suspiciously spy on little loki. except idk maybe the universe decided that one loki having knowledge was fine? i don't think older loki actually fully knows about the time travel thing or that he IS little loki tbh

so anyway they're spying on an eight year old who has a strict bedtime of nine o'clock.

meanwhile hela starts getting flashes of the future and is like "wait. do i destroy asgard?? why would i do that? where would my brothers live? ):"

the only other thing i remember is there being a dramatic scene where hela is trying to reject her fate and someone tells her that she cannot escape it, and she's actually getting teary eyed because she's gotten attached to her weird shitty brothers now

then i woke up and was like "huh"