#ahaha 😃

[pebblestar]

I've done it

My sleep schedule is no more

[girl-hobbit]

just drinked 2 large extra strength espresso coffees back 2 back.. may go for a third... will update if survive👍

[slagclaren]

HOW CAN WE LOSE WHEN WE'RE SO SINCERE 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

[piplupod]

boy howdy i sure love when parents think it is funny to be ironically racist 😃👍 (sarcasm)

[rioabaixo]

Governo: temos de dinamizar o interior!!

Governo: não aposta nos transportes do interior, não investe na saúde e não faz nada pela falta de médicos de família, não investe na construção de casa

Governo: why doesn't anyone want to live inland ://

[i4sgwr]

MHA season 6 leaves off at Chapter 329! And it's getting real good, you'll have more Dabi content as well 😋

My beloved (Monoma) gets his time in the spotlight pretty quick after too 😌

~🎀

thank youuu !!! and trust me i’m well aware of all the Dabi content 🫠

[mechawolfie]

we're not gonna be doing food cards anymore....?

[strwbrymlkshake]

really. for real. deadass. on god. are you kidding me. if these problems aren't my fault then why am I always in the center of them

[clerichs-xi]

its biannual time of talking to my parents about being transgender again. sigh.

[starglow-xx]

just decided not to continue tennis this upcoming school year for my health and other reasons

i feel sad but also relieved; like a weight has been lifted from my chest :/

[genjv4rse]

#사랑 enhypen as your bf !

warnings!...none just pure fluff and affection, lowercase intended.

notes : fun fact this was the first work i wanted to post but got distracted :)

genre : fluff, established relationships, slight angst

𝗛𝗘𝗘𝗦𝗘𝗨𝗡𝗚!

soft flirty bf huhu he's literally gonna flirt so hard and on top of that if you're shy he's absolutely gonna shapeshift your cheeks into a tomato/strawberry whatv red stuff you prefer :) i mean we all know hee is a pro at flirting so good luck to your sanity RIP

lots of singing fs this man's gonna sing for you like can't sleep? dw babe he's got a soty typa lullaby, bored/stressed? who needs a lofi playlist when you got lee hee :) hEAR me out he's definitely gonna write songs for you jsjsjs he's gonna sing em to you randomly cause It's romantic right?? he'll look deep into your eyes, throw that signature smirk of his and sing oh so lovingly cause he knows he's driving you nutz ;)

lotsss of movie gaming dates he'll beat you at every game heyyy he's an ace i don’t make the rules 🥱 but time to time he'll chill down and let you win few rounds intentionally but you don't need to know that

he loves to kiss you sm, your cheeks are his fav place to smooch uwu. but don't forget to smooch him back hehe.

his love is is a mix of quality time and words of affection !

𝗝𝗨𝗡𝗚𝗪𝗢𝗡!

omg he's gonna be so caring and protective towards you he's basically your second momma 😭

but don’t get fooled by his strong facade deep inside he's your lil kitty ready to be taken care of so plz do check on him and give him the affection he deserves

he gets seriously jealous whenever your paying too much attention on maeumi and she's reciprocating it with heavy affection. "cats are best" he would literally blurt out of nowhere and you can't help but laugh at his silly tantrum.

there will be times where won wouldn’t be feeling his best. all the stress, work and commotion tires him out sm yet he still feels like he's not the best. on those days he only seeks for your comfort. knowing very well all he needs is you beside him to make him feel better plz always love this boy he's gonna be a mess without you :(

his love is a mix of quality time and soft physical affection !

𝗝𝗔𝗬 !

rich sugar daddy bf but he actually acts like a dad lmao

if your eyes lingers on a item from more than 0.00001 seconds he'll buy it for you no matter what

he makes you lots of healthy homemade meals and does all the chores for you plz he's such a material man I want him 🛐

jay loves you alot and is always there to guide in every situation he'll be both mature and goofy cracking silly dad jokes to lighten up your mood girl you better appreciate this man and love him back 😾‼️

his love is a mix acts of service and words of affection !

𝗝𝗔𝗞𝗘!

so how does it feel to have a rizzmastser as your bf 😃? /j

he's so cute goofy and babygirl you wanna gatekeep him

he'll get excited over all sorts of lil things. will take you out on various fun dates like arcades, amusement parks, pet cafes but his most fav date place and activity is going out on a walk with you and layla in a nice, less crowded, green park uwu!

you’re basically layla's mom now. he'll let you play with her and take care of her in his absence (layla's so cute noo 😭)

another smooch lover but his fav place is the lips ;) his lips are basically glued to yours.

his love is a mix of quality time and physical affection !

𝗦𝗨𝗡𝗚𝗛𝗢𝗢𝗡 !

awkward ahh goofy bf 😃

he's gonna be so unserious in general but dw he gets pretty mature and serious when he needs to be :)

he'll be a bit awkward at initiating affection first so if you take matters in hand and initiate affection first he'll be over the moon ahaha.

once he's opened up to you he'll be quite a affectionate guy but he isn’t a pda lover so behind closed doors he's all lovey dovey ^^

he'll let you play with gaeul and then he's gonna be like "gaeul is so lucky to have visual parents aka me n you 😌💅" and you’re like 😀👍 lmao

ice rink dates uwu. he's gonna be your personal figure skating coach <3

his love language is definitely quality times !

𝗦𝗨𝗡𝗢𝗢 !

the slayest bf ever im jealous 🥺

king of affection boy's literally gonna bicker about who's the most affectionate one or who's more slay lol.

lots of tteobokkie dates and self care nights

yall will do sleep overs and do each others skincare. he's practically gonna turn into your special dermatologist 💅

but he can be very serious and understanding. whenever your having a hard time he'll be there in a flash of light he understands you better than anyone in this world and is always there to cheer you up <3

his love language is a mix of physical affection and quality time !

𝗡𝗜-𝗞𝗜 !

A 6'3" TEASE

but first he needs time to open up to you to get friendly enough to tease relentlessly

so when he gets all warmed up say bye bye to your life 😈 /j

he teases you and is very playful but dw he respects you alot too and is very understanding and serious when needed to be <3

lots of piggyback rides from him, he loves to cuddle you and play footsies lol.

he loves to lay on your lap cuz in that position he can admire your pretty face and relax too 😍

he'll call you in his late night solo practices to showoff but it'll turn into a goofy dance session and filled with laughs and affection he's so 😢

he'll take you out on arcade or bowling dates and would tease the he'll out of you if you suck :D

insists on playing video games with you but it ends up with him doing some stupid bets you always keep losing 🙄 but dw he'll let you win time to time intentionally ;)

he'll be such a sillygoofy fun boyfie plz I want him he's so cool and cute

he's love language will be a mix of quality time and physical affection !

© aenfilmz /2023 !

taglist : @solarwoniii @shiningstar-byulxx @wtfhyuck

[opia-tarot]

🤤18+ astro notes🤤

part 4

🤤Pisces eros are roleplay royalty. I don't think anyone can beat these people when it comes to sexual fantasies. A very versatile placement.

🤤You want JAIL, CRIME INDUCING sex? Okay babe fuck someone you have mars square pluto with in your synastry chart. Don't say i didn't warn you when one of you ends up behind bars ahahah. The sex is feral.

🤤Leo venus are similar to taurus placements in terms of the sensory experience. They want to feel sexy and they will do what's necessary to set the scene ahaha. I wouldn't put it past them to have a playlist ready, alexa is a third party ahaha.

🤤Every mercury sextile pluto person loves dirty talk, convince me they don't like it. You can't. Just a little sprinkle of just like that or right there and they're thriving honestly.

🤤Sado conjunct mars BDSM ALERT. They are hard doms and sadists. They love to inflict pain during sex.

🤤Eros-mars people are INSATIABLE. Another round, and it's like an endless merry go round, ride after ride and they're not tired. Not even a water break? Damn🫡 ahahah

🤤Going off of the topic of stamina. Hey capricorn eros🫢

🤤Every eros conjunct ascendant person has fantasised about being railed in sexy clothing

🤤Eros-neptune easy apsect people tend to indulge in porn more than the average person.

🤤Scorpio venuses love staring at your reactions during sex. A little ego stroke, and perhaps more stroking invoved too ahaha

🤤Don't be surprsied if a taurus eros proposes right after you fuck. Oh you thought you were going somewhere? No babe it's time to be locked down😃⛓️

🤤Ascendant square mars synastry is HATE SEX on steroids. Fuck it out babe.

🤤Ascendant conjunct pluto synastry is staring at each other all night and then finding a dodgy alleyway to continue the telepathic fucking.

🤤Mercury-venus easy aspects (especially the sextile) win the award for sexiest moans. Sing it babe, let it outttttt. Grammy award worthy. 😩

🤤So taurus mars what did you do? 🍆. Most taurus mars love head. throat goats or deep sea divers. Period.

🤤8h stelliums will have your ip address by the end of the encounter. You can run….😀 Casual isn’t in their vocabulary. But sometimes stalking is….

🤤Mars opposite uranus are quickie connoisseurs

🤤And for the people who have boobs, the best boobs award goes to…. jupiter square ascendant.

This series has been so fun to do!! I kept cracking up finding the memes honestly i love doing these. Anyway you already know i love feedback, so go ahead and go wild in the comments ahaha

[castawavy]

November Save MEGA summary (part 7)

before / next

sad sad news for november save but her majesty erica ekpo has passed, and june was of course devastated

and I quickly arranged a funeral and wake because im organised like that and I promise I WASNT ENJOYING THIS AT ALL 😃

and adie and elijah were goofing and steve had to tell them off 😒

but it was a nice ceremony in the end (if thats what we can call sim funerals AHAHAHA)

landon was also there btw to support adelaide which was nice of him

and admire himself in the mirror I guess

then I gave their bedrooms a little facelift because we came into money mysteriously (thanks erica) HJDGHDGD but no for real, they organised to sell up erica's house and stuff, which meant they had some inheritence to play around with

and heres the entire upstairs since I dont show my builds much I feel

some steve / june cuteness as well because theyre veyr in love and I love that for them

one day adelaide decided to skip school so steve had to sit her down and agreed not to tell her mum this time round because he has a permissive relationship with his daughter oops AHAHA (if june had found her she would have been dead)

then her friend justin came over and FLIRTED with her, but I really dont think she likes him in that way

some cute photos of steve and his third child, moose

(my dog sleeps like this 🥺)

then adelaide went clubbing with her friends for the first time (shes now about 18 I guess in my mind, as this was really close to when she finished school) HER AND LANDON got in a fight tho (initated by landon), and she kissed another dude at the bar to make him jealous #toxic

she looked cute tho

and long sstory short but he did end up going back to herss with her... but for some reason he wanted elijah's bed

which he wasnt too thrilled about, but steve and june slept on blissfully unaware of the shenigans, which is just as well because june would have MURDERED adelaide

elijah decided to make a bad situation good, so he went to the gym to work on building more muscle (hes quite the fitness bro)

(he has a long way to go, god bless)

before / next

[timestillstands]

RAAHAHHAHAHRF

Hi i’m normal

Tell me about your au so I can EAT IT (the information, I mean.)

RRRAGHHHHH HELLO SLIME I HAVE NOT SEEN IN THE PAST TEN MINUTES COUGH COUGH

Hurrrg this might take me overnight because I'm sickies and exhausted but um anyways I'll try and do what I can

BA NA NA NA NAA ENTER THE READER. 100 men's anxiety packaged ever so careful. but not labeled as fragile. Has an overwhelming sense of people pleaser. also thinks everyone hates them if they aren't close w them. I wonder who could write such a self insert. Reader needs a job(you either quit or got fired from your last job) and you're fresh out of college(where you majored in engineering or something. idk.), what better place to turn to than the one and only(that's a lie) PizzaPlex!!!!

Yeah uh hahaha Sun doesn't like you. yayyy. you totally don't blame yourself at all. you do actually ignore that.

Haven't mentioned this yet but the dca is actually trying to PROTECT you. which is funny. because. you get harmed. physically and mentally. a lot. all apart of the plan to get you to quit !!!!

also sun and moon are one person in this au, which is extra fun because yayyy that totally isn't hard to explain at all. I did this to myself. moon is a set of nighttime protocols, while sun is day-time protocols. it just alters how he acts around you and talks etc etc. they both have the same goals and want you OUT.

Moon has very crappy programming; when they tried removing him or reprogramming him entirely, which they gave up on, they weren't very smart and didn't go back to fix anything they have erased. yknow. like safety measures. because. why would they try to do that.

They were more worried about fixing sun and just said screw it, shoving moon in there for a while as the naptime attendant before they realized they fuzzled up. oh good fun. so moon is like, erased from anything besides merchandise. sun won't even talk about what he did. or the fact that he's the same person as moon.

that turned into a bigger problem. why on earth would anyone want to give you a proper set of instructions? sun dismisses any sort of question about moon(who you were specifically told to FIX. by said date unless further complications arrived. they do, btw.) hey, at least we have Vanessa!

your brief encounter w her was great, she got along with you for the short amount of time that you talked that first time. you brought up moon, not having any other real coworker outside of staff bots and the dca around to ask. HEY !!! SHE KNOWS SHIT !!!

so you get some information, really rare around these parts, and haha. yay. you head out for the day and guess what? tomorrow you have a nightshift. fingerguns.

btw. you've never had a nightshift or anything. but you didn't think it was weird or anything to not have lights on, it was night, right?(ahaha that rhymed)

ouhg. hi Moon. um. btw. he likes playing hide and seek 😃

and that's like. the rough outline for the first two chapters

☝️me explaining my au 😁😁😁

[i-am-a-polpetta]

buongiornissimo, è il 28 di novembre e la mia responsabile ancora non ha messo fuori i turni di dicembre ahaha dio cane 😃

[yourfavepookiebear]

Okie dokie pookie I'm on it.

HERE WE GO POOKIES, BEAR WITH ME

UNFINISHED POOKIES I'M STILL WORKING ON IT.

I think I'll delete this and rewrite it again pookies, I don't like the storyline I wrote 😭🥲

(Less goo)

Octavinelle trio x fem!siren reader ‼️

Jade Leech:

Okay, so, at first he didn't know. Actually no one knew, except for the 1st years becuz they're your besties 🤑

When you first came to NRC, you were still a bit wobbly on your legs, since you weren't used to walking on land.

Of course, everyone noticed that, but they just didn't ask.

Eventually you mastered the art of walking, running, and moving on your legs. (Congrats pookie🥳)

And no one even suspected a single thing.

Until it all went downhill (not really I'm just dramatizing this)

The first years found out when you though were alone, so you jumped into a large swimming pool. Half an hour later they walked in to see you, with a siren tail, underwater.

(They fr thought your legs were wrapped in a plastic bag and that you were drowning 😭)

So they rushed to the edge of the pool, with Jack about to jump in and 'save' you, when your head suddenly popped out from under the water.

Ace almost had a heart attack and Sebek was screaming his head off.

Anyways, after the big reveal to the first years, you told them stuff, and they promised to not tell anyone about it.

Well guess what ? Surprise surprise motherf*ckers, those dumb*sses could not keep a secret even if their life depended on it.

Basically they were in the cafeteria, with Ace and Deuce arguing about who knows more about you.

Floyd heard the commotion from the other side of the campus and dashed to the cafeteria as soon as he heard your name.

And wherever Floyd goes, Jade follows. (It's his full time, main job to keep Floyd on a Leash.)

Naturally, Ace would bring up the 'secret', (which in a few seconds would not be a secret anymore)

Deuce tries to shut him up, but it's too late. Ace screams it out loud, right before a cauldron falls on top of him. (ªgªın.)

Well NEWS FLASH !!! EVERYBODY LISTEN

You wanna know something incredible ?

THESE 2 EELS ARE NOT DEAF 🤯

they heard-(everything.)

And well, let's just say those two had a friendly (very friendly 🔫) conversation (at 🔫 point). (Jk... ahaha, I'm so funny. That was such a funny joke 😃)

And yeah, Sherlock Holmes and Hercules poirot found out. (Truly smart, aren't they ? Such geniuses, I wonder how they found out 😃😃)