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simplydnp · 10 days

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It will be a joint q&a but since they cant call it pinof because of dan's rebranding they call it Phil Howell and announce they're married

points are being made

#sorry to everyone but i dont think pinof is returning. its dead and should stay dead. it had its time. it went out well #its an excellent time capsule of dnp yknow. 10 years. across all of their eras.#like i dont even know what a post coming out pinof would look like. i dont think i want it.#i *am* absolutely all over them doing a fr ama together though.#cmon. pull down that Murphy bed and use it for once #ahem who said that #dnp #c.text #dan and phil #phan #answered

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kaeyx · 3 months

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He could keep me chained to his desk I wouldn't mind

#leo.spam #Beastzai getting you a leash and clipping it to his belt.... and it's rlly short so you have to follow him closely #always on all fours with your face practically in his crotch #and whenever he sits down you have to sit with him between his legs and maybe he'll grab the back of your head #and rub your face into his bulge #and make you cockwarm him with your mouth #ahem who said that

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gaiaxygang · 28 days

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apparently benz is garfield's mom's son-in-law or something now 🙄 good for him I Guess

#gaiaxyposting #pretending im not jealou-#ahem who said that

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pthalomars · 1 month

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Hello JDatE enjoyers, here's my lineup of the main trio. Single refs below the cut!

#jdate #john dies at the end #john cheese #david wong #amy Sullivan #mars art #johns design is very elusive... trying to nail him down #ahem. who said that

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ilovemesomevincentprice · 1 year

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Vincent Price circa 1942

I don't know where this is from...

But GOOD GOD!

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microtyalm13 · 4 months

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safe to say i'm in love

art by: migrahuh (vk\telegram)

#microtya's kids #not my art #THOSE HONKERS THO.......#ahem... who said that #microtya: gavriil

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physicallyherementallykissingmen · 3 months

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bro (with the intention of flirting in band rehearsals) brah (with the intention of holding hands at the mall) dude (with the intention of accidentally deafening you while playing a horror game) man (with the intentions of getting hit by a double double decker bus with you) boy (with the intentions of camping in the mountains with you + we're cowboys)

#totally as pals hahaha #ahem #gay mlm #cough cough #gay #cough cough wheeeeze #mlm sfw #wheeeeze cough cough #jeez #brokeback mountain #WHO SAID THAT..#what the fuck..#..im..#what...??

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themetalvirus · 1 year

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everything was fine he just has a habit of catastrophizing

#exoticbutterstxt #doodlier doodles #ahem. just like me fr. who said that i didnt say anything

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simplydnp · 1 month

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i know we've had this conversation before but... phil i know what the parachute flaps could be used for...

#one word. pull.#ahem. who said that #dnp #c.text #dan and phil #phan

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kaeyx · 9 months

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I could go on forever with this hut I'll get on all fours naked just for chuuya to destroy this pussy

Sorry 💀

Say it LOUDER!!! I'm not flexible enough to get actually folded in half but that doesn't mean he can't try!!!

Forget all fours this man would grab the back of your head and push it down so your back arches. Or snatch your arms out from under you so you fall forwards, holding them together behind your back so you have no leverage. Putting his weight on you, moaning and panting in your ear, his legs hooked into yours to keep them open.

#chuuya.bsd #chuuya smut #asks.answered #chuuya x reader #ahem who said that

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loverboybrightsideghost · 6 months

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i love david tennant to death but i'm JUST SAYING that nine could've easily gotten as many bitches in s1. just saying.

#this is not to say that the doctor has any game. any ''''rizz'''. no no. they do not.#they have negative rizz.#however i mean. well. have you SEEN christopher eccleston. have you see nine. like. ahem. hiiiiii.#yes yes david tennant is pretty yes we all can see him but COME ONNNNNN #bluebird.txt #doctor who #i'm just sayinnnnnnnnnnng #'im trying to resonate concrete' he's so lame i love him i need him.#i am not a sex haver or even a sex-want-to-haver #but that being said SOMEONE should definitely destroy nine sexually speaking. just sayinggggghhhhhgggncvnvkvicivifov.#n e ways i'm gonna go back to being normal now ahaha

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cantheykillmacbeth · 7 months

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could providence from risk of rain kill Macbeth?

I'm not finding anything that would necessarily indicate that Providence's species isn't born naturally, and he doesn't seem to be robotic from what I can tell. He is also referred to with he/him pronouns, so probably no Gender Clause either, and the only other members of his species we seem to know of are his brother and an unknown entity referred to just as "her," who is the only possible candidate we have for a parent (I'm not saying she IS his parent, just that she's the only character we know of who possibly COULD be), so Birth Parent Clause is a bust as well.

Unless I'm missing something here (probably in either the Unconventional Birth Clause front or the Unique Exception front), I unfortunately don't believe that Providence from Risk of Rain could kill Macbeth.

Sorry! Thank you for your submission!

#asks #providence #risk of rain #i will however say:#Uh. Um Hi. Sir. hHello sir. Hello hi. Um. Wh uh hi um I uh. You- You look h. h. cCool you look cool uh. ok sorry sir i uh. ill leave now si #ahem. who said that

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astralarias · 4 months

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Why do Cerus and Deimos look like that. No other Kryptis we’ve seen is shaped quite like them or is as big as they are. Why are they so beefy. Why are they the only Kryptis ever who wear pants. Why do I want to press my face into their tiddies.

#I mean. ahem. who said that #I don’t think this needs a spoiler tag it’s not about anything recent

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sonicranger1 · 1 month

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Cough cough inkmare

Don't believe I've heard of that before