#what the fuck..

[splatattackz]

memory/hope is LITERALLY what wouldve happened to pomme and tallulah had they not have been found. theyre all in the same group (group #002), and all were very hidden from the islanders. tallulah and pomme we know were starving and nearly died from it, waiting for the islanders to arrive. memory/hope was in the exact same situation (hidden from islanders, starving) but never got the luxury of being found. they were too far out, too well hidden. that entire group is like a cruel experiment of how far can the eggs be pushed before they die. and memory/hope was the limit.

theres a reason group #002 is headed by the "department of subsistence monitoring"

[physicallyherementallykissingmen]

bro (with the intention of flirting in band rehearsals) brah (with the intention of holding hands at the mall) dude (with the intention of accidentally deafening you while playing a horror game) man (with the intentions of getting hit by a double double decker bus with you) boy (with the intentions of camping in the mountains with you + we're cowboys)

[starscelly]

do they even care that delly can do triple backflips on a trampoline…

[mochatheangelkiller]

The scene with Stephanie crying in the bathroom while her mom is screaming, crying, throwing things in the hallway...

[worm-brainzz]

what the fuck my dad told me to take the pooh pathology test and uh.. SINCE WHEN WAS I SEEING SHIT

[battle-subway-ghost]

what I think you'd look like in homestuck ^^

HEY WHAT THE FUCK. DO NOT CONTACT ME AGAIN.

[goopingandgunking]

i die tomrpow its my gievrnment semtence lu final wish it to play solotate wirh slimeice

WHAT?? UH.. ok holy shit we can play I guess?!!!

[angelxxreaper]

Not only is Slime older than you, he said that he saw the First eggs, like… he’s WAY older than you, Phil. And I’m pretty sure he died at some point so he’s definitely a fossil

I….

Jesus christ.

[ronxnslynch]

literally what do i do about the adansey of it all

[chainsaw-dick]

got ibis paint x to finally work. apparently i just needed to download and then delete it like 4 times for it to work

[skenpiel]

i hope i never ever ever see this image while im high or it will also straight up kill me. it would make me so scared my skeleton would run away And id be a boneless scared heap on the ground

[trashy-greyjoy]

really love dynamics that are like 'it honestly doesn't matter if you view them as romantic or platonic, the point is that they love each other. the type of love is inconsequential, all that matters is that it's there'. gotta be one of my favorite genders.

[bananonbinary]

"menstruation is punishment for original sin" is a fairly common doctrine (altho in my experience it's usually more implicit than just baldly stated like that)

anyway this implies that of all the animal kingdom, humans are not UNIQUE in sinning, but are joined by bats, the elephant shrew, and the spiny mouse species Acomys cahirinus. (according to my 5 seconds on wikipedia at least)

[riacte]

not romantic not platonic but a secret third thing [what would happen between earth and the moon if the earth stopped spinning as illustrated by xkcd randall munroe]

[orgasming-caterpillar]

"fuck it we ball" is for stress about the future "it is what it is" is for stress about the past and "this too shall pass" is for stress about the present thank you for coming to my TED talk

[noelledeltarune]

EVERY SINGLE DAY there are MILLIONS of characters in their late 20s who get falsely accused of being father figures to teenagers when in reality the description of "weird older cousin" or "step-sibling that moved out before you were born" is 1000000x more apt