#ahhh help

[this-strange-obsession]

Accurate representation of me rambling about my theories to my fucking bedroom walls rn:

[freshouththeslammer]

guys i did it i followed my crush on insta HELPPPPP

[typingwithmyhandstied]

Books you have to read slowly and talk about to take them in >>>>>

[am-the-renegade]

So I compared my height to Sir Ghost and

BOI AM SO SMALL

I knew about COD long before but was just intrigued with this man named Ghost for the past days and I decided to watch all the cutscenes and uhhh

✨SIR✨

(Cut me some slack, I cant play and unable to play the game 😭)

[princessfayebug]

Hi ^^ I have a bit of a weird request, could you please write a rottmnt x reader with the same personality as Maddie from euphoria? ((And she's a friend of Aprils from school)) sorry if this is too specific!!

A/n: Alr I'll try, but just know that I've never watched a single episode of Euphoria so I'm probably gonna mess this up I'm so sorry😭

Also I'm not really sure which character you want or if you want all of them so I'll just do headcanons

Btw I only did Leo and Donnie bc I couldn't come up with anything for Raph and Mikey

I will 100% rewrite this if you want me to just lemme know I'm so sorry😓

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Rottmnt x reader (request)

Leo:

•You and Leo automatically hit it off when you first meet

•You both are very extroverted people with bright personalities

•He appreciates and respects how fashionable you are 24/7

•He also likes that you usually try not to plan too far into the future and just go with the flow

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Donnie:

•He loves how ambitious you are

•You're willing to work for what you want and he respects that

•Every once and a while you'll remind him to take breaks which he appreciates

•He would bring you little gadgets he made for you every once in a while, they were usually beauty products

[wooobuddyletsgetnasty]

i think I’m back in my Naruto phase

i cannot hide from it 🥲

send help & also requests for headcannons before i die

[swagstar]

god. the walrus vs fairy at the door thing is turning into another version of the "is water wet" argument.

[acasternaut]

AHHHHHHHH THE SKULL APPEAR

[disneyprincessdxminatrix]

google how do I explain to my friend who runs for a seat in the state election that I cannot help promoting her campaign because I would rather vote blanc than for the party she’s involved with

[millennium-tealeafs]

YO! Fanfiction question.

I’ve been writing Yu-Gi-Oh fanfics for well over 10 years now…and I still haven’t ever settled on a name for Yami Marik.

Usually I end up doing a Malik and Marik thing. But sometimes those names are too close together and I’ve heard some people say that gets confusing.

What are YOUR opinions on names for Yami Marik? Is just calling him Marik confusing? Should I come up with a completely different name for my own stories (I’ve already picked one but it’s not even close to Marik and I don’t want to confuse people 😭)?

[inkskinned]

it's been said before and i'm sure said better than i can phrase it. but really, really - if you like making "i'm going to kill myself" jokes, please try switching to being ironically conceited instead.

anytime something goes wrong, say things like "ah well at least i'm beautiful and charming and everyone loves me." when you forget something, try "my big huge brain is so smart and thinking about too many other very big wizardly thoughts you wouldn't even understand." when you're frustrated by one of your symptoms, start talking like you're in My Immortal. "Life has come for me but my eyes are beautiful pools of gorgeous fire and my hair is amazing. I stuck my middle finger up at life and told it to fuck off and it did."

just... try it for a month or two. try saying the most absurdly self-congratulatory shit you can think of.

i know it's tempting to make suicide or self-harm jokes. and for me at least, a decade ago (!) when someone suggested i stop making those kinds of jokes, i was kind of at a loss for what to replace them with. i wanted to make light of these moments, but genuinely (at the time) my first thought really was suicidal ideation. there was a part of me that even felt like ... i was kind of "making light" of that voice. that if i could say i want to die lol, it would help take the sting out of that genuine (albeit passive) desire. like i could turn my illness into a joke.

when i started complimenting myself instead, it felt awkward and stupid. it felt really, really ironic. what i was actually saying was nobody would ever think this stuff about me, that's what makes it so fucking funny.

but. the effect was immediate. first thing i noticed was the people around me. when i dropped a glass and said ah my skin is too beautiful and sleek the glass has swooned and broken for me, other people were suddenly overjoyed to jump in with the joke. rather than making an awkward moment, we'd both start cracking up. ah princess sleek hands, i've heard of you.

i was 19. i hadn't noticed i'd been making others tense when i said i want it all to end. i know now that it's incredibly hard to know how to walk that moment - do you talk to them about your concern? do you potentially make them uncomfortable by asking if they're okay? do you ignore the situation? do you help them pick up the glass, or do they need to do it by themselves? are they genuinely made suicidal over this small moment? and most importantly, how do you - without professional training or supplies - actually help?

most people want to help you pick up the glass in your life, they just have no fucking idea how to do it. they don't want to make anything worse. they don't want to make assumptions about you. they love you, they're scared for you - and being scared makes people kind of freeze up. it's not because they don't love you. it's because they do.

now when something bad happens, my first thought is how can i make a stupid joke about this. it isn't my brain saying you're a dumb fucking bitch. i spend more time laughing. i spend more time being gentle with myself. i spend more time feeling good.

and the thing is - what's kind of funny - is that you'd be surprised by how many people agree with you. the first time i said i'm too pretty to understand that, someone else said to be fair you're the prettiest person in this room. i promise - you really don't know how kindly your friends see you. but they love you for a reason. they sort of reverse-velveteen-rabbit you. your weird and ugly spots fade away and you just become... the love they want to give you.

go love yourself ironically. the worst thing that happens is that you end up tricking your reflection into actually loving you.

[beemintty]

so I'm the year has 2 months left in it? And I have 2 weeks left of school for forever?

[fandom-gone-feral]

Correct me if I'm wrong but I think we only got one Queen song? And it was Good Old-Fashioned Lover Boy?

[obsessiveimpulses]

Yuuta needy brainrot °♡

summary: needy yuuta interrupts your girls night

cw: slight breeding kink, phone sex, exhibitisiom ? , subboy!yuuta , porn w a lil plot

an: first submission here,,, im welcome to any ideas and feel free to leave some feed back !! thanks:^)

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You laid next to Nobara, both propped up by your elbows. Your jaws hung slack as the blue light shined from her laptop. You were watching the latest hit romcom that Nobara had been begging you to watch with her for ages. It took her so long to convince you - only about 50 rejections for you to finally say yes. You were always just too busy with Yuuta, truthfully he just never wanted to leave your side. And you never wanted to leave his

Yuuta was a bit of the overprotective, obsessive type. You had to practically beg him stay at Nobaras tonight. Nonetheless, you love him for it despite knowing it probably wasn't healthy.

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"Please, Yuuta..." you said cupping his large pale hands with your own, "it's just one night I'll be back first thing tomorrow, I promise." You stood between his legs, his big tired eyes looking up into yours. He shook his heading before dropping it, his hair slightly covering his left eye.

"Fine" he mutters. His voice trembled a little before looking back up at me. But there was something in his eyes, they glistened darkly.

"Really?!"

He squeezes your hands tighter, "yes... but, that doesn't mean it won't be easy" he spoke softly. He rose taking his coat from the rack and gently placing it over your shoulders. He grabbed your bag from the floor, passing it to you.

"Don't worry you'll be fine Yuuta, it's only for one night" you reassured him.

"I never said for me" he mumbled his voice smooshed by his lips caressing your forehead. His hands grabbed the side of your head, holding you close as you shivered from the touch of his cold ring.

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Nobara reached over twisting your hair between her fingers mindlessly. Her bed was ever so soft but it wasn't us soft as Yuuta's.

Bzzz Bzzz Bzzz

Nobara and I jumped at the vibrations sent through the bed. "Who's that?" she questioned leaning over to try and peek.

"It's probably just Yuuta..." you sighed sitting up, "I should just see what he wants." Nobara sighed as well, not wanting to be interrupted on your only time together.

Answering the phone you spoke, "hello? Yuuta?" Silence answered back.

"Yuuta, what's up?" Asking again patiently waiting for an answer.

"Baby..." Yuuta choked out, followed by muffled sounds of the bed creaking and sheets rustling. "Yeah, is everything okay?" You inquired.

"No.. baby I need your help" he spoke softly his voice consistently broken up with small sharp breaths. He continued panting into the phone, pleading your name.

"Yuuta! Are you okay?!" Your voice raised as you grew anxious and impatient. Worrying you brought your hand to your mouth chewing along your nail. Your heart beat faster, it echoed through your mind like a drum.

"Darling ... I... ugh" he moaned into the phone.

Huuuuuh.... your mind went blank.

"nggh ... can't take it anymore, need your sweet pussy baby" he moaned breathlessly his sweet little whines ever so soft. A knot growing into your stomach.

"Yuuta... are you?" you sighed into the phone. A wave of relief washed over you before quickly being replaced by a swarm of butterflies fluttering in your stomach. He was right he wasn't going to make this easy, for you.

"m'mmm.. so close" he choked out. Followed by squelching and sniffles. Tears rolled down his cheeks, he couldn't help it. He fisted his cock, his back arching as he moaned into the phone echoing into your ear.

"so sorry baby, please forgive me but I just can't help it... need you... need your voice" he whined growing closer chasing the building feeling growing in his balls.

You pictured him sprawled across the bed. Seeing him vividly leaking from his slit, precum dripping down his length onto his balls and in-between his upper thighs. You could only imagine the mess he's making. A bead of sweat rolling down his forehead mixing in with his salty tears before dropping onto his lip.

"Yuuta, it's okay" you mumbled. "Don't stop baby I'm here for you." His moans pierced through your brain. In that moment you wanted nothing more than to see or at least hear him cum for you. To at least hear him cum from nothing but the simple sound of your voice.

Hearing your praise the feeling intensifies. His strokes become harder, faster and louder. The squelching sounds and his soft pleas for release growing louder. You almost forgot Nobara sat right next to you, her face contorted with confusion.

You shrug your shoulders and wave your hand with dismissal at her hoping she would just ignore you. Most importantly, you were praying she couldn't hear Yuuta's whines.

"ugh darling.. don't want to waste my cum," Yuuta barely gets out in between moans, "should be deep in you instead."

"It's okay Yuuta, just show me... after" you say but really you want to see it now. At this rate it wasn't going to be long before you soaked through your jeans.

With this Yuuta is determined to make a huge mess just to show you how much he needs you. His needy moans become more desperate filled with more fuuuucks than ever before.

"Fuck.. I'm gonna cum baby," Yuuta whines rocking his hips up into his hands. "Pleaseee, say I love you... need to hear you."

"I love you Yuuta" you say. Your pussy throbs for him just as his cock throbs for you. Before he can even tell he's cumming, his hands are covered with cum as he crys out for you. His hips buck up high picturing himself deep inside you.

He chuckles to himself, still breathless from his sweet release.

"Ugh so good.. I love you, goodnight" yuuta coos before abruptly hanging up. That bitch!

So, he's just going to tease me and beg for me like that and not even say thank you after! You sigh angrily taking your phone away from you ear.

"What was that about?" Nobara asks.

Before answering your phone dings. It's Yuuta he's sent you an image.

'As promised my love' it reads followed by a photo of his hand stretched cum coating everywhere. Its inbetween his fingers and all over his cock. Is this how much he usually cums in me?! You think to yourself in shock.

"Hello?" Nobara says as he snaps her fingers in front of your face.

"Fuck sorry, he just wanted to say goodnight" you say quickly. Liar may as well be written in thick black ink over your forehead with how red your face is.

Yuuta you fucking bastard. I'll get you back for that.

[princessfayebug]

Sorry ya'll!!

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Hiiii so I just realized that its been DAYS since people have started requesting and I've only done 2 out of 4 and I just wanna let yall know that the requests are coming soon I promise!! I am in school and with testing coming up soon its just been a lot and I'm also dealing with some other personal stuff rn. So if my posts are inconsistent I'm very sorry its just alot I hope you understand. But I don't wanna rush and make bad content but at the same time I feel bad for taking so long?? Idk. But ummm yeah, have a great day everyone remember to drink water and get plenty of sleep!<333

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[ihatebrainstorm]

[Pocketknife]

I dunno, I made this while dead tired one night and fell asleep a little while after drawing that last panel- The joke didn't even make sense to me until I woke up and reread it the next morning lmao

Also I like to think since Brainstorm was able to turn Nautica's wrench into essentially the Swiss army knife of Victorinox's dreams, he probably also modified himself into having several hundred secret tools