#alex does asks

[alexsorsis]

draw Player and Hatred meeting Griefer again (show his reaction to Player's new ally)

Introducing Griefer into the au! They met up because player kept nagging them about meeting someone

[moon-reader01-blog]

Blunt: The experience is the payment. Besides he even gets international trips, hospital trip included.

[norrthie]

he is my dress up doll

[fairylando]

alex you're the strongest soldier in the world

[tsarjozinzbazin]

Could we see Macca and Peddie bullying Stanley on Harry’s behalf to cleanse our timelines please? 🥹

ofc! Here is Alex yappin and Peddie bullying Stanley with his height and Scottish accent <3

Stan is not used to being able to look into anyone's eyes so this is scary for him dont make fun of him <\3

[creative-clawmarks]

@rosyabomination-reblogs you gotta stop sayin' stuff that rocks my world and alters canon like this.

So anyway uhm this is a good chunk of the reason why Jay survives the seven months between S1 and S2. That and Alex is unwell about him.

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[laswells-ashtray]

Hiiiiiiii who out of the cod guys is most likely to tear up at a movie? And, to add to that, who is is embarrassed or entirely unashamed?

Soap will shed a few tears at Brokeback Mountain and he doesn't care, that movie is fucking heartbreaking.

Price would get choked up by Dead Poets Society when he was younger. He refuses to rewatch it now for fear it might be just as bad.

Gaz was back home for Christmas one year and the family decided to throw on the Jurassic World movies for the kids, he had gotten slightly tipsy with his siblings and when it got to the scene where they have to leave the brachiosaurus behind and it burns in the lava he leaves "to go smoke" and then stands outside and wipes the tears from his eyes because it was just so fucking sad and he's definitely drunk. Would never admit it to anyone.

Nikolai sheds a single tear at Mamma Mia during Slipping Through My Fingers, he feels no shame. It would get to the best of men. He was also high as shit on painkillers at the time.

I've said it before, I'll say it again. Shawshank Redemption gets Graves. He is ashamed of it but the bit with Brook just gets to him and crumbles every time.

No one knows and no one will ever know but the movie that truly does it for Ghost is All Dogs Go to Heaven. I don't feel the need to explain.

Big believer that Alex is the worst out of all of the cod men because if you get him drunk enough then he'll cry at damn near any movie, he's a big feelings type if drunk and it shows. Watched Philidelphia once while drunk and started bawling, to this day he doesn't remember it.

[crow-caller]

rewatching your nightbane review and getting genuinely mad about how much the concept of a magically-bound divine right of kings (and how the populace can’t overthrow their rulers without all dying) fucking rules and how alex aster WASTED it. begging another fantasy author to please write this idea but like. good

(also your proclamation in that video that grim has “ice-cold yaoi hands” has haunted me since it came out. why did you speak that into the world social media user crow caller. why)

1. was there when the yaoi hands reigned. I know the signs and know them well. never call me a social media user ever again.

2. The divine right of kings thing Aster backward stumbles into IS very cool conceptually, you're right!! I nearly brought this up in my Skyshade review, but then realized it'd be the weirdest pull: Fallen London has an extremely good version of the same concept. I'm so so so sorry FL for referring to you as anything similar to Lightlark, but if you're interested in how 'magically bound divine right of kings which keeps a populace under control, treated as innate to the world but secretly artificial' can be done well.... well. let me tell you about The Chain.

The Great Chain of Being is a concept that the world is divided into a strict hierarchy, with some above others. In FL, the beings at the top are Judgements- cosmic gods who burn as bright as suns (okay, they are suns). They sit at the top of The Chain with the understanding This Is The Way The World is- they are often referred to as 'Kings', because they are analogous to them in many ways. Why do the Kings rule over us? Because the Chain is a facet of the universe, the Chain is true and says they are better than us. Why does the Chain say this? Because it is true.

.......Except, of course, it isn't. The Judgements created the chain, as kings created the Divine Right of Kings- to excuse their excess of power and abuse of it, they create the lie there is a divine truth to the world which just so happens to put them at the top. The universe doesn't make some people better than others, but some people will say it does in order to get away with heinous acts*. In FL, the Judgements abuse their power in far wilder cosmic horrors ways, able to enforce this division with their ability to rewrite reality with burning words. This power is again not necessarily something innate to them because they are sooo special- it is something they have because The Chain they've created to control reality says so.

This is key worldbuilding to fallen london, and is Sick As Hell- though quite Deep Lore, not apparent or relevant when you first begin playing.

(*The Great Chain is a real concept originating from medieval Christianity, which very much places all the world into a strict hierarchy with God at the top- followed by man, descending through various animals, and even including plants and minerals. A key aspect of the Chain was that this 'Absolute Hierarchy' was real, innate, holy, and... of course, an excuse for all kinds of racism. Sure, maybe they did think it mattered to decide lichen was closer to god than mushrooms, but ultimately an obvious reason the philosophy took root was to justify why certain humans mattered more than others.)

[junkyardspider]

Mr. Bonzo’s on his way,,,

he also does lapdances

[ray935sworld]

Model Luca AU

[alexsorsis]

Chat is it bad that I found Hatred hot

You’re asking me. The Hatred lover. If it’s bad to find it hot.

/lh

(This ask was from April 27💔)

[moonshynecybin]

@tartquez here with a mermaid Marc au question but only if you want to! ✨

After he does his deal with the devil to turn his tail into legs in exchange for his voice, are there any particular shenanigans you think (mute bambi-legged) Marc would get up to?

scream if we ARE doing the full little mermaid with mute marc, he would SO annoyed that he cant talk everyone around him's damn ear off omg... hm i like him talking/being irritating…. im gonna let him keep his voice. for this the witch fucks up his arm or smth.

so marc gets his legs (wildly traumatic experience), passes the fuck out on a piece of floating decrepit driftwood like that first scene in pirates of the caribbean, and gets rescued by vale's crew (cele sulking moodily in the crows nest like uh GUYS? when he spots marc. who is of course naked and gleaming in the sun like a piece of gold.) and the academy boys pull marc's body limp from the sea, and when marc wakes up it is to the loose shirt and rakishly raised brow of the famous captain valentino rossi... literally like THE guy who he got legs for (in all universes marc starts doing dangerous stuff bc he sees vale doing it when he was younger and falls head over ass in love w him lol)… and he has to think up a cover story QUICK

of course as we know, vale is the most curious man alive. so when this hot (weirdly familiar.....) mystery man is deposited on the deck of his ship two weeks away from any land with no clothes, no nearby ship wreckage to explain his presence, and seemingly no memory whatsoever, hes like okay. you can hang for a bit until i figure you out. at least until we get to land— but you also have to make yourself useful :) (in my head he’s so charming about this offensive even if he’s like. implicitly threatening marc a little lol) and marc gets bored easily so i think he folds himself into the crew p fast after that… there are scenes of immediate flirting (marc comma shameless and BOLD. hasn’t really figured out the clothes thing). there are scenes of marc not knowing how to use a fork because he is used to using his sharp teeth and nails to simply rend sushi to shreds. there are scenes where pecco and luca pull out their fiddle and flute for the crew at the end of a long day of raids and the marc stares at them like hes under a spell because they dont have that kind of music under the sea. there are scenes of marc being deathly afraid of the ocean because he cant swim now (thrown in as a prank and vale rescues him ? perhaps ?). there are scenes of marc being surprisingly, viciously good at sword fighting (makes vale even MORE suspicious... like okay he is definitely not a two bit merchant deckhand lol) and them shirtless and sweaty in the hot sun spending hours trying to get one over on each other. marc staring at fire like hes never seen it before. him and celestino pranking crewmembers. an ache in his chest when he thinks about alex. counting his toes because they’re WEIRD and learning how to PEE and learning how to JACK OFF. and most off all falling harder and faster than he thought possible and vice versa... truly nothing vale likes more than a surprising little puzzle who is obsessed w him, even while theres a voice niggling in the back of his head that the alien way marc cocks his head and stares rings more like a shark than an amnesiac sailor...

UNFORTUNATELYYYYY for vale and marc, part of the reason marc excels at sword fighting is because marc IS the prince of the mermen or whatever the fuck. and his spell has a two week time limit to find true love before his arm (getting weaker every day) is permanently FUCKED (really bad when you live in the ocean or simply lead the kind of life marc marquez does) and he has to slink back home to papa marquez and all the boring, safe trappings of being royalty (PAUSE: santi is sebastian. thank u). so alex shows up trying to bring him back, but marc doesnt want to go (starts 2 become guilty about foisting this on alex) and cant swim like this anyways (scar on his arm getting bigger comma. new legs), and then vale CATCHES THEMMMM talking late at night when everyone else is in bed and he remembers all the stories about sailors being dragged to their deaths (true. lol) and remembers the glittering flicker of marc's tail after he pulled him from the sea twenty years ago and all of his suspicions at marc’s ability at violence. and then its a huge fucking mess.

[dollya-robinprotector]

Honestly my head canon for Whitney is that when he feels something that doesn't make him feel dead inside (pc) he freaks out. So his bullying is somehow apn attempt to control pc and an attempt to keep them away. Because if he can't control them, they will eventually leave him, so he needs to get rid of you first. Like the dude is an emotional mess, scared of any good emotions.

Imagine what a mess he is after waking up and realizing that PC rescued his sorry ass from the UB...

[icebluecyanide]

I saw people talking about that scene where Yassen shot Max as a huge betrayal of Alex and it's kinda funny to me like yeah he involved Alex in a murder but also I cannot emphasise enough that Alex decided to join a criminal organisation. People have been telling him he'll need to kill for days now, Alex has watched them kill multiple people already, I get that it sucks for him but you cannot team up with a known killer and be that shocked when actually his secret extra mission was to kill

[merricksmailbox]

Description: Was 3 AM when I filmed this video. I passed out on my bed shortly after editing it, and now I'm uploading it at noon (just woke up).

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[tsarjozinzbazin]

The way you draw Dr. Peddie brings me joy. Could we see more of his interactions with Goodsir and Macdonald?

Of course!! Im glad you like these little guys, I am playing with them like barbies