Marc Marquéz
Nominations: 3
"pettiest bitch alive; you accused me of ruining your championship hope? guess what i’ll ruin it for real; when he crashed in front of rossi grandstand and they cheered, he blew kisses to them (unbothered, moisturised, etc etc); so many achievements, not enough time to list them all; a few days before a race in jerez, lorenzo got the last corner named after him (there were ceremony and all), a few days later, marc overtook him there on the last lap (so cunty of him); acknowledges he’s a bastard and wears it like a badge of honor"
Alex Sims
Nominations: 2
"He once tried explaining to me what a cd was like I’m not that young"
"can i visit a recycling centre with alexander sims please"
personally I (alek) think he should win because these are the best justifications I've gotten in this entire poll