#alien qween

[coffeestripes]

Some "Alien Survival Tribute {Alpha}" (Roblox) low quality pics with context

"A documentary of a tragedy"

BIG HUNTING PARTY

Ship for qween Ship too far up STACK

Lil' baby

Lil' babies. // Headcrab-

Some guy had admin powers and started shooting IN the walls

Two queens, too much free time... T H E H I V E .

Then the server lagged because the same guy in the walls triggered too many eggs, facehugger npcs spawned and we needed to clean it. Marines and predators working together with a ship with back pain (the lag made it move VERY slow)

Forgot to add all the npcs causing the lag (The queen went afk)

[spoke9]

The Show

#poem #poetry #shortpoem

My interpretation of life Is a bunch of puppets With their strings tightly tangled While the director is in a panic -QWEEN Credits Cover Photo by Lisa: https://www.pexels.com/photo/mask-alien-halloween-mask-12707004/Poem by Qween

[ill-just-yeet-myself-out]

Ashido Mina 💕

[be3flow3r]

A little info...

If you wanna know a little bit of info about some people I know....

Yk who you are #1

claims that she isn't obsessed with Leonor Rivera and Jose Rizal

is obsessed with Leonor and Rizal

MARINA

Falling for thy arch-nemesis

Enemies to lovers irl

Is an alien

Yk who you are #2

Debating whether she likes Portman or Diggory

Pale qween

Obsessed with Andres and Gregoria

Actually admits that she's obsessed

therapist of the group that works 28/11

Living the y/n life

Is the white lady

[cybercirca-a]

I have some quality stuff coming for this blog soon so I will be active again soon.

[mortuo-trolls]

so... like... edward......... let's say *theoretically* you were abducted (unharmed!) by aliens... who were dtf... but like they completely understand if you're not and will put you back immediately as soon as you want, it's just for convenience's sake they had to abduct you, they couldn't very well just show up on earth and-

“I got two houses out in the woods baby, lets hang out alien qween.”

[lilacsolanum]

Who was your Shepard? What ending did they choose? Did it remind you much of the end of Animorphs?

Did you just– did you just give me an excuse to rant about my Mass Effect experience? WELL THANK YOU!

My Shepard was a fierce dark skinned woman with a penchant for a heavy eyeliner and a dark lip. She originally had a stern bun but I DID give her a haircut between ME2 and ME3 for the drama and she had a buzzcut. She ran around in a hoodie 24/7 and was my butch qween. I named her Ms Nesbit in ME1, but ME1 didn’t understand the space so she ended up being Ms Shepard which honestly was ideal. She was from the tragic Midnoir, and had the “soul survivor” psychological profile. I was absolutely role-playing her, giving her a strong “bright clear line” ruthless and practical moral code. She had. SO many renegade points. It was mostly a renegade play through, but I was always bros with my crew. Well. The crew members I liked. I killed someone on purpose in the suicide mission like. Bye.

I played these games blind and it was the best, not knowing how my choices would play out, not knowing what was coming next.

When I played the ending it was, like, 4 AM and I just wanted to be done so I could focus on writing and not be haunted by my love of this great video game I wanted to play all the time. So like. I wasn’t comprehending anything really, and Shepard was moving SO slowly, and I just went toward the pillar because it was shiny. TECHNICALLY I chose Synthesis, which was the cheesiest and worst ending.

I WANTED to choose Destroy, and would have if I was less of a sleepy bitch. Destroy was what we set out to do, and I don’t think the consequences of the literal universe existing beyond “the cycle” were going to be THAT bad. The Geth chilled out. Everyone calm down. Let’s rebuild.

Because I played a “war is hell, bright clear line” Shepard, the ending with her death DID feel right to me. It WAS very Animorphs-ish. Not everyone makes it out of war. Not everyone survives. But I understand why people hated it, especially if you played paragon. Like I told someone else, then the ending of ME is like if Sailor Moon ended with the gruesome death of Sailor Moon. Really, the thing that reminded me the most of Animorphs was the Krogans.

I wrote out, like, my entire play through under the cut because I was feeling myself and because I have SO MUCH TO SAY and played this video game like ten years after it came out so I only had one other person screaming with me. I (somewhat) restrained my boundless energy on their behalf. Cav is a patient soul.

In ME1, I killed the Rachni queen, because even if she was serving me some buckwild nonsense about songs and the general plot of Ender’s Game I was like bye gurl bye, your race died. It’s dead. It’s far too traumatizing for too many people to bring y'all back. Also, you are litterly a giant spider, absolutely not, no no, do not want, please leave.

I primarily ran Wrex and Kaidan because I very much enjoyed Kaidan’s idealistic banter where he’s just impressed with literally everything and then checking in on Wrex who was just bitter and full of hate. Wrex became my favorite character. I LIVE for a grumpy old man. I got his family armor and managed to chill him out on Virmire on the first choice, which was AMAZING, because I later looked up the other outcomes and found out Ashley would kill him and I would have been TRAUMATIZED. I zoomed in on Ashley being a racist and peaced her out, keeping my boy Kaidan around for another two games.

I accidentally romanced Liara even if I wanted to romance Kaidan, but I WAS flirting with them both for a bit (though I ultimately didn’t get the scene where they both confront me). I also slept with that random Asari lady.

I chose to kill the council in the end. It was the better choice for humanity. We needed to do something big to prove that we’re here, we’re not going away, and we’re just as important as the rest of you.

ME2 is just like Making Friends: The Video Game. Which was honestly so fun, I loved that it was an entire game devoted to character storytelling? I let Garrus break a dude’s legs, but I did not let him kill that man, even if I let him kill the guy in ME1. It honestly felt like letting that dude live was shittier. I killed the heretic Geth because, like, they’re machines, they’ve already been possessed by Reapers, they’re fine. I understand that Legion was doing it’s whole Breq thing but most Geth are just part of a whole. I was fine with it. I had enough Renegade points when I did Tali’s mission to allow her to be proven innocent without revealing her father’s treason, which I’m super glad I did because of it’s effects on ME3. The rest of the missions I basically just went renegade for the points. I loooved Thane, Miranda, and Grunt, fell deeper in love with Garrus and Tali, didn’t spend enough time with Legion but again, I saw the whole individual sentience storyline unfolding and appreciated it, Jack I liked ironically because Oh Boy Everything About Her (LOVED her in ME3 though), and Samara and Jacob were THUMBS DOWN.

And then Mordin. Holy shit. What an amazing character. First of all, he’s the best, second of all, he busts out in a musical number, third of all, his mission is SO BEAUTIFUL AND COMPLEX. But. I ended up destroying both Maelon’s data and Maelon himself.

The genophage was population control, not genocide, and while it’s a harsh method it was the kindest solution at the time. The Krogan really remind me of the Yeerks, actually. When it was pointed out that they were given technology before they had culture, I was like, yes, YES, my favorite children’s books series addressed this SAME THING! And like Yeerks, absolutely, I recognize that some Krogans were good, that they didn’t have the same bloodthirst as others, that they saw a better future. Wrex was one of those Krogans. Wrex had power. But was that enough power? How very easy would it be for a rogue group of Krogans to hide away, procreate, get strong, and go to war with the Urdnots. How very easy would it be to destroy the efforts of one man. It was idealistic to think that just because Wrex had influence, that the entirity of the Krogan race could be changed. Ms Shepard made a hard choice, but she did what she had to do.

Also, my renegade zombie face was fucking hilarious, the drama, the theatrics. When I came back from some mission with red eyes I laughed so much. What a choice. What an amazing choice Bioware made with that. I probed the planets and fixed my busted mug, but not after enjoying my glowing scars and bags under my eyes for a MINUTE.

I two timed Garrus and Thane for a minute, but ultimately I went with Garrus, because I texted my BFF, a normal person who does not write or read about alien fucking, with a photo of the two and he immediately replied with “zaddy with the scope for sure” and it was decided. Thane did call me sita for a hot minute and it was very very sweet. Oh and you knoooooow I flirted with Kelly Chambers HARD.

I played the suicide mission blind and I have this weird habit of overestimating video games when they are CLEARLY telling me what to do and trying to outsmart them, so I somehow lost Thane, Garrus, and Mordin. I broke my rule about not going back on any choice and replayed it to save everyone’s asses, except for Jacob Taylor, who I killed on purpose. No regrets.

And then shit went DOOOOOOOOWN in ME3.

First of all, fuck EDI’s robot body. I was already shipping her with Joker and in no way did they need a physical form, it’s called IMAGINATION. I might write a fic where EDI as a ship’s AI instructs Joker on how to get himself off, Dom style. *I* know how to write an AI/human romance without a robot that has FUCKING HIGH HEELS??? No. Nope. Also, why the hell does literally every male squadmate have to call her hot. What was the point. WHAT WAS THE REASON. WHAT WAS THE REASON BITCH.

I immediately went to deal with the Krogan genophage because I knew some shit was about to go on. This whole thing ended up being maybe one of my absolute favorite story experiences, ever.

It starts happening. Wrex rolls up. He is PISSED at me. He is saying he wished he killed me in Virmire, the first time I blocked a genophage cure. It’s heartbreaking. I loved him so much, and he’s SO ANGRY, and he has every right to be.

Mordin starts his research. Eve is there, she’s fucking ICONIC, her and her 50-year-old diner waitress smoker voice. Poor unfortunate goddamn soul, YES. I love her. But I also doomed her by destroying Maelon’s data.

Then the Salarian talks to me. And I know I’ve chosen this stance for Ms Shepard and that I’m not going back on it. When she says “You stop Mordin from spreading the cure, no matter what” I already knew what was going to happen. It’d been spoiled for his death, yes, but damn. The way it went down.

The first thing that happened that made me go “holy shit” was when we were all flying toward Tuchanka and I had an option to tell everyone about the sabotage. I actually took it. Even if I had this storyline, I had this moment of like, okay, I love these characters, I love Mordin and he’s so happy to redeem himself, I have to tell my friends about what the Salarian wants to do. And I chose that option AND I AM INTERRUPTED AND DON’T GET THE WORDS OUT. I mean WHAT a fucking amazing detail. When the option came back again, to lie to my friends or tell them the truth, I lied.

Watching to confrontation go down with Mordin just destroyed me. The voice actors killed it. I told Maelon about the sabotage. It was so fucking emotional. “I MADE A MISTAKE! I made a mistake. I focused on the big picture. Big picture made of little pictures.” Just. Holy shit. And I knew what was about to happen and what I would have to do, and even if it was a video game, I was IN IT. It was the fact that the renegade interrupt was in slow motion that absolutely got me. That there was extra time to think about it, to let him go. I closed my eyes and hit my mouse trigger and Shepard shot Mordin. The way she walked off and threw her gun to the side was devastating. And then the game made me watch Mordin drag his dying body across the tower to try and get to the controls, saying, “Not yet, not ready, not ready,” which was honestly very rude. And then the cutscene where Wrex looked out on his planet, joy and awe on his face, that was also incredibly rude.

I later watched the paragon version and just. “I’m the very model of a-” SUPER. RUDE.

I knew doing all this meant I would also have to kill Wrex. That wasn’t a spoiler, that’s just logic. So one day I go to the Citadel, lalala, fetch quest fetch quest fetch quest, and then I go back to my ship and BAM. Wrex. How fucking brilliant. There is no moment around his confrontation, no visit to Tuchanka. It hits you when you’re completely off guard. He also called me out on not doing the “Bomb on Tuchanka” mission because I did things out of order. Found Grunt, go cure genophage. I shot Wrex. Bailey would have, but it was my responsibility.

Later, Garrus called me out on everything during his “tough call” scene. I told him what I did. The way he then asks, “Did Mordin just go along with it?” and Shepard just walks off was so good.

So.

All of Legions missions were SO cool. I’m learning I have such a weakness for robots/AIs and sentience. “Do these units have a soul?” Also it’s little inner brain Tron world was great, and how the Geth remember the Quarians who were kind was just beautiful. When it came time to choose between the Geth and the Quarians, I was able to save both. Even if that wasn’t the most renegade-y choice, it came from my original mission statement: bright, clear line. Both forces living meant both forces could fight. The rest of my “storyline” was so super dark that this moment felt really triumphant it my little role play? It reminded me of The Doctor saying “This time, everybody lives!”

The rest of the game was just “How many people can Liana kill?”

When Thane died, he called me sita one more time, even if I didn’t commit to him, and it BROKE MY FUCKING HEART. What a great detail to bring back one last time. When Bioware is on, it is ON. 

When Samara held a gun to her head I was just like “See ya later alligator.” What a boring character. btw, the whole Morinth thing could have been SO cool but ended up so lame. I didn’t have enough renegade points to get her and I don’t even care. Bye. I didn’t give Miranda Alliance support so SHE died. That was sad. Grunt survived because my baby boy was loyal, but he might have died since I didn’t deal with the bomb. I was supposed to get a poorly spelled message from him according to the internet, and I never did, so uhhhh oops. Sorry, my son. Kaidan didn’t die during his little freak out because we were besties.

When Liara asked me if we were still dating, I said yes, then I immediately went to Garrus and he asked me if we were still dating and I ALSO said yes, then I flirted with James Vega and Samantha Traynor a lot. Eventually, during Garrus’s personal quest, he asked me if I was ready to be a one Turian kind of woman. I said no and he took the rejection well. Then I went to see Kaidan, and he told me he had feelings, and I locked in with him. I love the idea of Kaidan, who is kind of sheltered and idealistic, attempting to protect and soothe this war torn woman, while accepting the darkness of war himself and questioning his place in it. I loved the idea of us breaking apart, but brief grounded moments with one another. Plus Garrus never even seemed THAT into me, like, yeah you’re awkward bro but idk give me a cute nickname or SOMETHING, and Liara was boring. Liara was SO PISSED AT ME LMAOOO she used A Tone when I would go visit her in her little office and like stopped talking to me. It was hilarious.

I can’t remember if anything else super relavant happed in ME3. I hated Cortez’s “bury your gays” storyline. Gays can do more than be sad. Samantha Traynor was such an afterthought. I still don’t understand why a femShep couldn’t romance Jack, who is canonically bisexual, and I wish that was an option in ME3. I love that Kaidan came back bisexual, like he was just on his little Barbarella journey. What happeneds on Horizon, stays in Horizon.

I have written too much that no one, if anyone, will read, and I must sleep now before I chose the Symbosis ending again.

[spaceshipkat]

I think tumblr may haven eaten my ask so here I go again hehe: I was skimming aco//war the other day (I wasn’t looking for any shit, I was just reading it because I had nothing better to do.) and came across this gem when hyburn attacked the library: “strength- such untapped strength in that slim beautiful body.” (Ch 32, italicized section) this is cass’s commentary on nest as she is fleeing for her fucking life and telling him to help faerug. I wish I was making this up. (1/2)

It literally reads as one of those posts that are mimicking how men typically write female characters. But this supposed to be mess aka qween of feminism and writing. What makes this even weirder is that this was a page I had randomly flipped to and was SKIMMING (stress on skimming). Imagine all the shit I would find if I actually read every word. Its so weird that stans read this books a couple hundred times and are completely oblivious to these quotes (2/2)

Nest/cass quote anon: i forgot to give ya the page number (because shit like this needs to be seen to be believed) aco//war p. 331 (at the bottom I believe)

i dunno if they’re oblivious to those quotes or if they just don’t care (i’m leaning toward the latter, if i’m being honest), but yes sj/m definitely writes like she’s a cishet white male author when it comes to her female characters. she’s established herself as a feminist writer bc of sardines being allowed to like dresses, chocolate, and swords all at the same time. in 2011 that was a bit groundbreaking, yes, but it’s so outdated now that i physically cringe whenever i see someone praising alien for that. and with Nesta, that’s (sadly) not even the worst description she’s ever gotten, since Cassian calls her emaciated body in ac0fas “mouthwatering” bc she’s super skinny but still has boobs and hips. it’s beyond disgusting and harmful. 

[time-to-write-and-suffer]

sjm stan anons complaining about cliches?? Uhh im sorry to break it to you buddy...

i stan alien, a beautiful teenage white girl who is also an assasin but not AN assassin, THE greatest in the world, but she doesn't actually really kill people because she has FEELINGS and she's also like suuuuper pretty and blonde and AH SO POWERFUL did you know she's also a qween?? yea so ew your characters are so cliche alien is ssooo much better

don't mind those idiots. Also is your preview still up cause i can't find it :(( best of luck with your wip!!

Don’t worry, I don’t mind them at all, I think they’re hilarious! And you’re absofruitly right about Alien.

Thank you, and yeah, the preview is still up! You can find the latest version here. It appears that I’ve removed the mobile version, probably for updates, but then forgot to actually update it and reupload, so I’ll get on that :’) 

[aliensandidentity-sp22]

Free Your Mind

LOVE the title, feels very psychological. Mindscape episode! Is this gonna be a bottle episode? Bottle episode inside Maria’s brain? March 11, 1969 better be something special cause Jones is really obsessed with it. “Military hospital” is code for “shitty barn”.  The Alex/Michael moment was awk but also cute. Yup, we’re doing a (partial) bottle episode. Ah yes the old “if they die while we are in their mind we die in real life” trope. Roswell is going real basic bitch with this plotline. Where tf you gonna hide her? What obscure memory? Literally nothing obscure happens in these people’s lives it’s all inexplicably interconnected and significant! I love how Qween Isobel is constantly dropping pop culture references and people only pick up on them about 50% of the time. “Potter rules of the mindscape” f**king WHAT? Alex and Michael, on an evil alien dictator hunt/romantic road trip getaway! Oooof so Caulfield was also a super racist torture lab. Not surprised tbh. Ok so Patricia (Maria’s Granny) was a bad guy kinda? She works at this racist xenophobe lab so I mean.... 

Rosa and Isobel get to time travel through memories while Liz has to be in the real world and apparently cooking some horseshoes. That’s what a degree in science will get you, a life devoid of wacky fun adventures. The humanities are the superior school subjects! Maria don’t beat yourself up, tons of people have horrible asshole bigot relatives! Ok so the grandma wasn’t shitty! Ok so now we got a Theo coming our way I guess. Side note, if your name is Theodore, go with Teddy or Ted over Theo. Yeah duh there’s something wrong with “the boy” he’s a raging asshole! Some key backstory for Alex we are getting today, about time. They found Jones too! Yay sweet sister moment for Liz and Rosa! Ooop Theo is deadddddd. Oh thats a cool twist for Jones. He’s just a body snatcher! Ok lots of fighting and shit. Maria is up! 

Happy Wild Pony victory party!! Sparks be flying with Alex and Michael. Yeah... discuss the machine... sure. HEYOOOOOO!!!!! Big kiss. Huge. Well done you two! I like this convo with Isobel and Liz. Happy ending, for now...

[lornahansonforbes]

You’re correct, my dear friend. I’m the total douche bag. I’ve looked back and saw that in the beginning I was a decent person but now you’ve seen that whatever we had was a complete waste of time and today, I asked myself, why did we ever get together? It was light and airy but now it’s thick smog and neither one of us can breathe. As I said previously, all I ever do is destroy everything in sight. I’m so fucking needy and I’m always demanding that it be all about me. I’m nagging. I’m intrusive. I’m always on the verge of Walmart Temper Tantrum about the smallest thing, I’m talking about on the subatomic level. I’m realizing that I was absolutely not that good of friend to anyone especially myself. It’s so small minded of me to use my mental health issues as a crutch as if I was a paraplegic and not taking into account that I’m actually an emotional quadriplegic. I’ve seen Stephen Hawkins express himself better than me. I’m surprised that I have two brain cells available to make a complete sentence. I am pretty sure you have possibly one good memory of my time with you and I’m hoping that you can get to a point where you’d think of me and you then vomit, spit on the ground and curse my name.

I turn to lyrics of song and ask myself, how many good friends have I already lost; how many dark nights have I known; walking down that wrong road can make a person see….and I see that I never should have been born, but God has a plan for me. He wants me to alienate everything and to die alone. I’m sure that God’s plan is playing out and unfolding before your eyes. I know resistance is futile. I’m giving up on myself and I’m hoping to die tomorrow. I’m just looking to you for how should it happen. Like Mama Cass Elliott, choking to death on my own vomit? Karen Carpenter, whither away from not eating? Like Jimmy Dean, in car crash? Or like Bob Saget die of a heart attack or more like Anna Nicole Smith, a drug induced heart attack? I’m thinking that going down like Ron Goldman & Nicole Brown is a good idea. Maybe I should have been in the apartment building in The Bronx.

I see my future, homeless, living in a cardboard box perched precariously by the highway underpass. I’m at that point where I’m learning about myself and that I’m a constant source of disappointment to myself and the world writ large. As you read this, you are correct that I’m such a Drama Qween and I too like Norma Shearer, I’m running the gambit of emotions from A to B and doing my best Edith Piaf singing (it’s not actually that, it’s more like a combination of caterwauling and keening) I Have No Regrets beating my chest. Such drama. Did you watch paint dry? Yeah that’s pretty much me.

Okay, I’m done with today. Maybe I’ll change my mind tomorrow but I’m good with knowing exactly how horrible I am. I’m good with knowing that my family has no use for me and I’m good knowing that anyone I had called a friend of mine regret that they know my name. Also do know that I am earnestly trying to figure out how to disappear because I made every attempt and I have failed myself and you. I just have to forgive you and give you the grace to enjoy the sun shining on your face and to have the wind at you back and I absolutely positively deserve the worst the world has to offer.

Don’t let this be a messy or bitter divorce. Just close the door and lock it up. I’m sorry I exist.

[detektyv]

doin this late but @rad-rad-rain and @theglorydefender tagged me to list my 10 female fav characters in no particular order, thanks lads ily <33

1) star (the lost boys) <333  2) katherine / kiki tango (tango and cash) 3) (qween of my heart) leia organa (star wars) 4) rey (star wars) 5) jackie burkhart (that 70s show) 6) buffy summers (buffy the vampire slayer) 7) max (stranger things) 8) nancy (stranger things) 9) ellen ripley (alien) 10) jill valentine (resident evil) i tag dylan @kissablity ;-)

[missrichandpop-blog]

MISS RICH is COVERED IN GENDER FLUID. She’s like a total alien bitch. She certainly DOESN’T GO HERE. She’s not even from our galaxy like seriously. Follow on IG for more ODD AND CURIOUS DRAG OBSCENITIES @twosee_

Products Used @urbandecay Kaliedoscopic Dream Palette, @makeupforeverusa Flash Palette, and @anastasiabeverlyhillsmakeup Aurora Palette in Luna for Highlight. For lips I used Nyx Glitter Primer and some beautiful Silver Glitter from Walmart that I got in a multi pack for like 2$. I had an absoluteblast being an alien on the outside to match my insides for once. ;) Love all you guyz especially @thebouletbrothers for providing people like me with a platform to launch alternative drag performers and artists to new experiences and audiences and further their careers. So much love from Miss Rich.

[silas216]

http://twitter.com/silas216/status/1092922098018848770

*Nancy Pelosi and her aides tell insurance reps they'll fight TO STOP Medicare for All centrists: OMG I LOVE NANCY PELOSI, SLAY QWEEN!! *Bernie Sanders gives the same speech he's give the past thee years after #SOTU centrists: BERNIE'S A MONSTER AND SHOULD SHUT HIS MOUTH!!

— beth an alien, buttaling at her own peril™ (@bourgeoisalien) February 5, 2019

from Twitter https://twitter.com/silas216 February 05, 2019 at 05:05PM via IFTTT

[nitestar]

RT @bourgeoisalien: bernie: i'm sorry for mistakes in my campaign. we'll fix this centrist dems: how dare he not know what all several thousand of his 2016 staff did. fuck Bernie pelosi: no green new deal, here's my cool PayGo to kill M4A and ALL lives matter, amirite centrist dems: SLAY QWEEN!

bernie: i'm sorry for mistakes in my campaign. we'll fix this centrist dems: how dare he not know what all several thousand of his 2016 staff did. fuck Bernie pelosi: no green new deal, here's my cool PayGo to kill M4A and ALL lives matter, amirite centrist dems: SLAY QWEEN!

— beth, an alien® (@bourgeoisalien) January 5, 2019

via Twitter https://twitter.com/NiteStar January 07, 2019 at 08:01AM

[albica-deus-blog]

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