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Cause today is a lazy day and my brain aint braining. A ton of Virgil and Logan today
Virgil: Hey, thanks for checking in, I’m ✨still a piece of garbage✨
*Logan and Patton flirting with each other yet again*
Janus: And you two are sure you're not dating?
Logan: 100%.
Patton: Of course not! Why would you think that?
Janus: I wonder why that possibility would even cross my mind, Patton. I fucking wonder.
Virgil: Name a more iconic duo than my crippling fear of abandonment and my anxiety. I’ll wait.
Patton: You and me!
Virgil: *tearing up* Ok
Virgil: Damn, Logan, are you secretly cool?
Logan: Well, poker is just math, so I guess it depends on if you consider the mathematician, Carl Friedrich Gauss, cool.
Virgil: I do not.
Remus: Welcome to my very first vlog, in which I try different hair products!
Remus: *sprays hairspray in their mouth*
Remus: Well, right off the bat I can tell you this one is not very good.
Logan: Am I right, Roman?
Roman: I’m almost certain you’re not, but to be fair, I wasn’t listening.
Patton: Not to brag, but I can go into the Spirit Halloween without crying.
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*someone visits the mind palace…somehow*
Visitor: *to Patton* So… are you seeing anyone?
Patton: Why yes! This is my husband Janus, Janus’ boyfriend Logan, Logan’s husband Roman, me and Janus’ boyfriend Virgil, Virgil’s boyfriend Remus, Remus’ enemies-with-benefits Remy, and Remy’s datemate Emile.
Visitor: *points at c!Thomas* And who’s that?
All In Unison: That’s our dad
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Janus: I'm making a list
Logan: What's on it?
Janus: Hatred
Patton: How are you?
Remus: Moose is God
Logan: Good Morning
Virgil, freaking out: I'm pretty sure I just snorted a carrot
Patton: You're my silly, Billy goat!
Virgil: Dick
Remus: Yum
Virgil: Johnny Depp
Remus Yum
Patton: Oh I found a turtle in my pocket!
Logan: What?
Patton: *holds up squishy turtle*
Logan: Oh a fidget toy one
Patton: Did you think an actual one???
Logan: Maybe
Roman: I'm glad Thomas had a sexuality crisis
Remus, across the room: I'm taking the bdsm test again
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could you pwetty pwease do sum moceit or logicality,,, (also genuinely tweaking over your dsmp stuff. you've woken up the autism in me)
whats it take 2 get ur number >.< ??!!?
whats it take 2 bring u home ^o^ ?!??!!
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I saw this guy on the bus that made me go, “Old!Remus? Old!Remus.”
Dude was in baggy camo pants, boots, dark hoodie, and a vibrant green mohawk. It was a great look, imo. :,D
Remus would totally never "outgrow" the punk/adjacent scene. And that lead to some more fun from the co-conspirator:
Remus (90 year old): "Back in my day we had Elvira, Mistress of the Dark"
Remus: "We loved her, we even considered being straight for her. But then it turned out she was totally gay and that was amazingly validating."
Remus: "I totally made Roman dress up as her for multiple Halloweens, tits and all and he couldn't do anything because I had blackmail material on him.”
Remus: "Until he finally confessed to that dork Logan."
Logan, from another room: "WHAT?"
Remus: "TURN YOUR HEARING AID ON LOGAN, I'M DISCUSSING HOW I BLACKMAILED MY BROTHER INTO CONFESSING TO YOU."
Logan: "I DON'T NEED A VISION TEST."
Logan, still in the other room calmly: "I could hear everything he was saying. But it was pretty damn obvious that Roman was gay for me. Every time I winked at him he dropped his books in a gay panic."
Roman, bolting upright from his nap: "I DID NOT DO THAT EVERY TIME!"
Logan: "This is true, you only did it when we actually made eye contact first so you knew I was in fact winking at you."
Roman: *Offended old man noises.*
The Grandkids (Virgil’s): "But grand-uncle Remus, we still haven't heard how you met your lover."
Remus: "I WON HIM IN A POKER GAME."
Patton: “IT WAS SUPPOSED TO BE A JOKE."
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HI HI MAC. I JUST WATCHED THE NEW GEMINI VIDEO (was going 2 watch it this morning but i forgor 💀) HOLYYYY SHIT i am so creeped out EAUGH it was so good. creepy faces fuck me up AUGHHH. many thoughts head full. also i apparently love drawing characters as teru vash plush bc i started drawing teru vash and then realized oh iam just. drawing patton. so then i drew el woowoo 2 keep him company!! holds out my hands and places these guys in ur palm <3
OH FUCK LITTLE GUYS...... ohbtheyre so perfect. squeezing them like stress balls. <3333
UGH THE GEMINI HOME VIDEO. GOD. I KNOW. i rewatched it like 3 times this morning. that bit after it says the deal is broken with the body that gets progressively more shriveled up made me feel soooo fucking crawly. also the comeback of the jack dialogue. fuck yes. jack do you see me... i have become something else... im still in here dont leave me you bastards..... god that bit was so cool. the face jn the window at the end was what absolutely broke me last night tho like holy fuck thay shit gets me so bad
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do you have a blank copy of the lover drawing prompt list??
(also i love ur art style its so cute if possible r3 for prinxiety?)
(@ruby-too-many-fandoms :) )
Prinxiety <33 my favourite boys!! Thanks for the ask <3
Long hair Roman has my entire soul and no-one can stop me.
Also yep! I do have a blank copy! Here ya go!
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