songmingisthighs · 2 years ago
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Hellooo! I'm a new atiny and I was wondering if you could help me get to know the boys a bit, if you could describe them in a few words, what you think about them, who's ypur favorite and why. I'm also curious who are the trouble makers and who are the mom and dad of the group who keep them in check.
oooo hellaurrrrr welcome to the mess <3
in a nutshell, ateez is... pretty... self explanatory ??
you only need to know that within ateez is a group of fuckboi wannabe dorks called 99z (구구즈/gu-gu-jeu) which literally translates to the 99 liners and a duo called matz (맏즈) which consist of the two oldest members (both 98 liners) and yeah they left the youngest who's the only 00 liner but frankly ion think he gives a fuck because he's always either with mom and dad (matz) or pulling some shit with 99z.
- matz
seonghwa > the oldest is the mom. he's a boomer trying to become a genz, you'll see him constantly wanting to join in on weird ass 99z antics or with wooyoung circling around him like a chicken doped up in coccaine. soft cute babie off stage like literally lactates whenever he sees kids but on stage looks like he's possessed. I dare you to watch his guerrilla fancam.
hongjoong > captain (not leader), 2nd oldest and the "dad". bc fr he's a workaholic, 9 times out of 10 you'll find him camping in his studio. Dedicated and talented as fuck, produce every ateez songs despite being worse than tone deaf when he first got into kq. the embodiment of the word "tired. and he's possessive as fuck so don't even mention other singer or celebrities near him. he'll pop a vein or smth. stage possession pt. 2
- 99z
yunho > tallest boy. golden retriever who thinks he's a daschund or smth idk. easily excited, so fucking cute, handsome, can kill you with love and kindness. literally don't join his private message on universe, you'll get delulu. soft and lovable yet people wanna fuck with him because they're petty jealous bitches haha pendejo ANYWHAM the way he moves on stage is just... holy fucking shit ???? mesmerising. watch ateez's guerrilla on killpo on 1thek (yt) and you'll get what i mean
yeosang > looks like he can murder you simply by flicking the air near your forehead because HAVE YOU SEEN HIS ARMS ??? kq srsly need to shut down the gym. if you see him during predebut/early debut era and compare to his present look, you'd think he was swapped or smth bc where the fuck is the innocent naive nerd that woo said won't survive this world without him ???
san > DON'T GET TOO CLOSE, YOUR EYES WILL BURN. off stage he's san :D but on stage he's san >;). cheeky lil shit who used to sing in a church choir despite being not religious because he has the voice of an angel. and the body and moves of satan. istg don't watch his cyberpunk fancam in public, you're gonna wanna take a shower after that. master of performance like fr possessed on stage pt. 3
mingi > THE OTHER TALL BOY and the love of my life. looks like he could stomp you and will stomp you. by accident. tol boi makes many many clumsy steps. sexy on stage but off stage makes you wanna swaddle him and feed him cookies. obsessed with abura soba and he's your go-to guy for comfort in terms of like feeling better about yourself or when you feel like a loser. recommends songs A LOT on his pm
wooyoung > sly little bastard. he looks mischievous. AND HE IS MISCHIEVOUS. L O U D A S F U C K, i suggest you don't watch his videos in public because i deadass watched ateez whilst in the bus and Wooyoung's voice penetrate through my earphones. at 0% volume you can still hear him. but he's iconic, memorable, gay as fuck (in the best way) but ion wanna assume his sexuality because he calls his fans his wife. men women nonbinary trigender, EVERYONE'S woo's wife (영부인/young-bu-in). calls his dude friends honey (jagiya) like yeonjun (txt), changbin (skz) and many more methinks. man's a social butterfly like i believe he can befriend putin or smth
- babie <3
jongho > BEAR <3 literally the stylists are doing him justice this comeback bc he looks SO FUCKING GOOD istg he's turning my brain into mush. idk what's above angel voice because that's the fuck he has. so fucking talented and so damn fucking done with his hyungs's antics. but everyone loves him <3 <3 he's still everyone's baby <3 <3 but fr don't mess with him because he splits apples in half without having to try so i do believe he has the power to break spines, limbs, and mental
this is all i can think of so far pls let me know if you have more things you wanna know <3
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xelles-archive · 4 years ago
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Hey, just wanted to drop in and saw that Jose and Din would always be supportive of your interests and would actually be just as enthusiastic about them as you are! The things that you love and get you excited? They make them super happy, because they make *you* happy, and that’s all they could ever ask for.
aaaaaaa fae!!!! ❤️❤️❤️ ;;w;; you're always so kind to me, what did i do to deserve this much kindness fnbgghjg
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tendouluvr · 4 years ago
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not telling them you’re pregnant [2] - f!reader
- little angst, hurt/comfort??, fluff
- characters: iwaizumi, atsumu, kageyama
- warnings: pregnancy, cravings, morning sickness aka throwing up, some cursing, mentions of sex, “mad” iwa makes out with your neck, atsumu pretends to faint and reader jokes about him dying :0
- wc: 1.4k, 1.3k, 1.7k (jfc thats a lot)
a/n: thank u guys for all the love on the first part <333 ily all and ty to the nonnie that requested tsumu and kags
f!reader cuz pregnancy but no specific prns/gendered terms used
[1. suna, sakusa, semi]
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IWAIZUMI
#! you were planning on telling iwaizumi the big news that night
#! you missed your cycle this month, thinking it was probably just late so you didn’t care and waited for one more week to pass before worrying
#! it was almost two weeks now, your period tracker repeatedly sending you notifications to remind you to log your monthly cycle
#! but you had no cycle to log
#! thinking that you should go buy some tests, you did just that and came home to see them all turn positive
#! you were in the kitchen cooking a quick dinner when iwaizumi came home
#! he entered your home mumbling under his breath about some kid while putting up his jacket and shoes
#! “welcome home, haji!” you greeted him from the kitchen
#! “hey.” he briefly said back making you turn around to look at him
#! “you alright? what happened?” you tried starting a conversation in hopes of getting his mind off of whatever it is that seems to be bothering him
#! “some fucking kids came into the gym today, acting all obnoxious, trying to taunt me and the team because they wanted to impress some girls who probably didn’t even know them. would’ve knocked them out if it wasn’t against the fucking law.” he harshly explained his day while looking through the fridge for his protein drink
#! you tried not to laugh, turning around so he couldn’t see your face and tightening your lips together to contain yourself, but it was so funny you couldn’t help but imagine it
#! iwaizumi heard the giggles coming from you causing him to roll his eyes, “what’s funny?”
#! “nothing, should’ve just knocked them out, babe.”
#! “yea? sounds like you want to start visiting me in jail,” he makes his way over to back hug you while you continued cooking at the stove, “well then, i’ll keep that in mind next time some dinky teenager get in my face, baby.” he mumbles against your neck before giving you a quick kiss there
#! “hajjj, i’m cooking. go be horny elsewhere!” your upper half shuddered when he continued making out with your neck
#! “whatever you say, your highness.” deep chuckles come from him while he lets go of you to walk to the bedroom
#! “don’t call me that!” his laugh getting louder at your exclamation
#! later that night, you both laid in bed on your sides staring out of the window in front of you
#! “hey haj,” your voice a gentle whisper as to not wake him up if he had already fell asleep
#! “hmm?” he hums from behind you, rough, warm hands under your shirt rubbing itself on your bare stomach
#! “do you ever want kids?”
#! he was silent as he thought about what to say to you
#! “i don’t if they’re just gonna turn out like those dicks from today.” his answer wasn’t meant to be taken too seriously, he just hoped you didn’t interpret that as him saying he doesn’t want kids at all
#! “so if they don’t?”
#! “.......sure.”
#! you noticed his hesitation before he gave you an answer, trying to ignore it so your brain didn’t start analyzing too much
#! “hm, ok. goodnight, haji.”
#! “goodnight, i love you.”
#! “love you too.”
#! you told yourself that you were gonna reveal the news to him that night, but seeing that he was worked up over those kids and his slight hesitation when he answered you made you change your mind at the last minute
#! you laid awake thinking about what to do while iwaizumi peacefully slept not knowing his hand was caressing his future child
#! a few days have passed and you were still thinking about when to tell him
#! should you just say it? how would you say it? “hey, i’m pregnant.” no, that’s too blunt. “what if i told you i’m pregnant?” eh. “i’m preggo!” maybe.
#! you both never brought up the topic about having kids again ever since that night
#! but what you didn’t know was how occupied iwaizumi’s mind has been ever since you popped that question
#! he’s been imagining what it would be like to have a little him running around the house, maybe he’s a crybaby and dramatic like his uncle oikawa — who definitely would like to be the godfather, and he promises daily facetime calls everyday despite iwaizumi’s obvious displeasure — or perhaps he also finds entertainment in the godzilla franchise like his father
#! iwa thinks it would be neat to sometimes watch godzilla with someone else besides you, preferably his own kid
#! the night you asked him that question, it took him a while to answer because he couldn’t believe what he just heard. getting lost in his thoughts, he didn’t realize he forgot to answer you, giving you a quick, “sure.” once he came back to reality
#! you didn’t know this so you took his moment of silence as a sign of hesitation
#! the minor miscommunication causing you both to go into your own heads
#! you were currently looking in the full body mirror, observing the way your stomach looked and how much it’ll be changing soon to accommodate a living being inside you. your hands were moving around, curving itself against your stomach naturally when iwaizumi walked in on you
#! “babe, have you seen my hoodie? the black one, i think you were wearing it-,” his sentence cut off when he looked up from his phone
#! “what are you doing?” he asked seeing you pull your shirt back down
#! “looking at my stomach.”
#! “why? are you okay?” his voice softened at the second question wondering if you were feeling bad about yourself
#! “uh no, wait- yes, yea i’m okay. um, can i tell you something?”
#! before he could answer, you continued, “well, by tell i mean show. i have something to show you.”
#! “uh, yes? why are you so nervous?”
#! “ok, wait here.”
#! “babe-,” and you ran off leaving iwaizumi and the rest of his sentence in the room. a few seconds later, you came back holding something in your hand
#! “here.” grabbing his thick fingers to open his palm before stuffing the item into it. his eyebrows furrowed and he slowly unravels the piece of paper. you analyzed his face for any signs of anger or discontent while his eyes scanned the pictures from one corner to another
#! “w-what is..... you’re pregnant?” he whispered out, mind and body in shock as he stares at you wide-eyed
#! you nodded knowing that if you opened your mouth to talk you were probably going to cry. he falls onto the bed, sitting at the edge, then buries his head into his hands
#! “haji?” your voice lower than a whisper
#! he didn’t answer
#! but you saw it
#! you saw his shoulders starting to shake
#! “haj?” you tried again, this time lightly walking towards him
#! his cries became audible when he felt your smaller hands wrapping around his shoulders
#! “hey.. why are you crying?” you tried comforting him because it didn’t seem like his tears were going to stop any time soon
#! “shit, yn, fuck me.” he said through his cries
#! “oh?”
#! he rolled his eyes at your implying tone before grabbing you by the waist to lay his head on your chest. his breath staggered from crying, he was still crying just not as hard
#! one of your hand gently going through his hair while the other one rubs his back. the action soothing him enough to calm him down and eventually his tears stopped. “why didn’t you tell me?” his voice pouty and his sentence breaking between every other word
#! “i thought you didn’t want kids. i was scared.”
#! he raises his head so his chin is now resting on your chest, “why’d you think that?”
#! “you.. hesitated... when i asked you, remember?”
#! his eyes drifting to the side as he tries to think back on the last few days. you knew he remembered when his eyes slightly widened and his lips formed a small o, “i’m sorry, the question made me imagine things and i got lost in my train of thoughts that i forgot to answer you right away.”
#! “oh.”
#! “yea..”
#! “then, i’m sorry for assuming things and not telling you.”
#! “no, it’s not your fault.”
#! “it’s not yours either.”
#! “so.. truce?”
#! “idiot! why are we making a truce?!”
#! he giggles as he stuffs his face back into your chest but not before he bent down to give your stomach a loving kiss
ATSUMU
#! atsumu was huffing with his arms crossed across his chest, lip in a pout and eyes squinted as he focuses on the television in front of him
#! “stupid ‘samu and his stupid food. i don’t need it. if he doesn’t want to give me any, then i don’t need it. i can make my own food. stupid. stupid, stupid, stupid.” he childishly mumbled under his breath as his eyes squinted even more, shooting his glare directly at the television
#! “‘tsumu, can you come help me with this?” a voice called from the bedroom. your voice. his beautiful, lovely, awesome sweetheart
#! “c’ming.” he mumbles, slowly sliding off of the couch to trudge over to you
#! “hmm?” he hummed when he got to the entryway of your shared bedroom
#! “can you hold this up a bit, i need to get something in here.” you were in the walk-in closet organizing some things
#! he was happy to help, but you could tell from the way he was pouting and his eyebrows still furrowed that something was bothering him
#! you sighed, “what’s wrong?”
#! “nothin’.”
#! “‘tsumu....,” you gave him a knowing look
#! he was gonna have to tell you at some point, “‘samu, that food hogging pig!”
#! “oh, hey! don’t call him that! it’s mean.”
#! “dun care, his fault for not sharing. our mom taught us better than that.”
#! “you don’t share, get off his back.”
#! “i do!! why are ya siding with him?! i’m yer boyfriend! yer sweet, loving, ethereal boyfriend!”
#! you raised an eyebrow at the way he described himself, “y’sure ‘bout that?”
#! his mouth opens as if he was going to gasp but no sound came out, he just pretended to faint
#! “oh no, did you die?”
#! no answer
#! “about time, thought i was gonna have to endure it for a few more years.”
#! “hey!!” he bounced back up when he heard you say that ridiculously offensive comment
#! “fine, i’ll leave then. don’t come running back to me when ya miss yer oh so handsome future husband.”
#! you snorted before going back to organizing the closet, “hold this for me, please.”
#! he groaned from the back of his throat but went over to help you anyway
#! recently, the twins’ mom gave you guys some boxes of clothes she had put away for some time. not wanting to throw them away, she gave it to you guys and osamu to take whatever you could
#! while looking through the boxes, you dug up some baby clothes that belonged to atsumu
#! “oh my god.”
#! he swings his head over to look at you, “what? hey! that’s mine!”
#! “it’s so ugly.”
#! “i’m telling my mom you said that. she’s gonna hate you sooooo much.”
#! “‘tsum, she set you up.”
#! he faked a wail and then turned back around to ignore you
#! “y’think we can keep some?”
#! “what for?”
#! “i don’t know..what if we have kids later?”
#! “that sounds nice...but we might have twins. i don’t want that.”
#! “huh? you can’t control who and how many we get, ‘tsumu.”
#! “then, let’s not risk it!”
#! “so, you don’t want kids?”
#! “precisely, yah.”
#! you stared incredulously at him while he continued sorting through stuff like he didn’t just tell you he made up his mind on not wanting kids
#! you found out two days ago that you’re pregnant, not yet telling atsumu because you just couldn’t find the right time to sit him down and talk
#! you didn’t expect to find out now that he for sure didn’t want kids. you guys talked about it a few times throughout the years of being together, but he never gave a definite answer
#! it was usually just him teasing you, or he was running around the answer. you never pushed him to answer, you didn’t want to pressure him or anything of that sort
#! “good to know, i’ll keep that in mind.” you mumbled, distracting yourself with folding the clothes
#! atsumu gave you a hum to acknowledge your words. no one says anything after that
#! a few days passed and the topic wasn’t brought up again. you secretly stashed some of the baby clothes while cleaning, the baby was gonna come at some point whether atsumu wanted it or not
#! but what you didn’t know was that he kept a stash of the baby clothes as well. he cleared out a space in his sock drawers by stuffing everything to one side, placing a stack of clothes inside because deep down he knew that there was going to be a mini him one day
#! it was currently morning, you both having the day off so you slept in. your back was curved to mold against his well defined chest while you slept. atsumu was snoring but you learned to block it out over time (he claimed you snore as well, but was never successful on proving it)
#! your eyes shot open, feeling the familiar bile crawling up your throat threatening to come out without your permission
#! quickly throwing the arm that was wrapped around you off, you ran towards the connected bathroom
#! your disappearance making atsumu’s sleepy eyes blink open, “babe? it’s still early.” his rough morning voice whispering out because it wasn’t capable of being louder than that in the morning
#! he heard the gagging noises from the restroom, eyes shooting wide awake in concern. he trips over the comforter trying to get out of bed, hurriedly running to you
#! atsumu acted fast and was holding your hair back, warm palms rubbing circles on your back. he wasn’t sure what to say, choosing to stay silent until you were finished
#! you wiped your mouth with the back of your palm, gasping for air over the toilet seat, reaching out to hold the hand that was on your back, you whispered out an, “i’m pregnant.”
#! initially he didn’t hear you, but once he heard it in his head he gasped. “how long?”
#! “not sure, almost a month?” your voice rough from throwing up
#! atsumu was confused. eyes darting everywhere, not really sure where to exactly focus on. his mind was racing, trying to think of why he didn’t know anything for so long, “ya didn’t tell me?”
#! “how could i when you said you don’t want kids?”
#! “i’m...oh..sorry, i’m sorry, i didn’t mean for it to be taken too seriously. i only said that because of the thing with ‘samu so i thought ya could tell it was a joke.”
#! “no ‘tsumu, i couldn’t. i was already pregnant at that point and hearing you say that about having kids really affected me. i didn’t know how to tell you after you specifically said to not risk anything, how was i suppose to know it was meant to be a joke?” your voice still groggy and tears were building up in your eyes.
#! he lightly sighs then brings his hand up to cup your head, rubbing it to calm you down. “i’m so sorry, angel. i do want kids, specifically with ya. what i said was a bit dicky, but i was just being immature, i promise. i won’t joke about serious things like that again, i’m sorry.”
#! you sniffed and brought his hand up to kiss him on the palm, but he quickly yanked it away making you look up at him in shock. “ya just threw up.” he pointed to the toilet.
#! you laughed at that and quickly apologized, he carried you up so you both can stand up from the bathroom floor. atsumu gently washing your hands and around your mouth, then you swishing some water in your mouth to get rid of the throw up aftertaste
#! “wanna know a secret, babe?” he blurted out while helping you walk back to the bed
#! “what?”
#! “i kept some of the baby clothes.” a shy smile on his face as he winks at you from the side
KAGEYAMA
#! you’ve been feeling a bit sluggish lately, you weren’t sure why because it came out of nowhere
#! you decided to ignore it, but as time passes, you didn’t get any better and you even started to throw up
#! thinking back to the talk your mom gave you when you were 10, you went out to buy some pregnancy tests
#! the timeline made sense, the last time you both had sex was a few weeks ago
#! kageyama’s been caught up with practice, you were stressed, so naturally you both thought it was a good idea to let it out
#! but what you didn’t expect was having to buy pregnancy tests because there was a possibility you’re pregnant
#! granted there wasn’t any protection used and you stopped taking your pills a while ago because you guys just didn’t care anymore, so nevermind, you do see how you could be pregnant
#! but damn, one time. all it took was one time
#! shaking your head, you took your phone out to text kageyama
#! you’re not telling him over text, just letting him know you have something to tell him tonight so he can know to prepare for a talk
#! you: tobiii
#! you: i have something to tell you
#! you: tonight tho
#! you: after you come home
#! him: ok love
#! while waiting for him to come home, you lazed around and scrolled through social media for a bit. checking twitter, you were reading some tweets from kageyama’s fans, finding some funny, some adorable, and some just...weird
#! but one tweet you saw was from someone who had met kageyama at one of his previous games. the person was talking about their experience getting to meet him and they even wrote out a part of the conversation they had with kageyama
#! kageyama’s gf (real) @K4G3B10 tweeted: omfg i just met kageyama fucking tobiiosdfjdf
#! it was a thread so you clicked on it to continue reading
#! kageyama’s gf (real) @K4G3B10 tweeted: he’s so sighs dreamily
#! kageyama’s gf (real) @K4G3B10 tweeted: so fucking tall. i’m 5′3 and mans all the way up there 👆
#! kageyama’s gf (real) @K4G3B10 tweeted: OH OMH wait lemme type out one part of our convo omfg i think he has a partner?????? like an actual s/o guys not me
#! kageyama’s gf (real) @K4G3B10 tweeted: ok i asked him smtg along the lines of what he thought abt having so many fans who are children ykk bc i was thinking he knew i was implying that these kids look up to him and stuff
#! kageyama’s gf (real) @K4G3B10 tweeted: but this man.....is so...UNAWARE why is he like this but he said smtg like he doesnt understand how kids can be fans of him bc how can they understand professional volleyball like that and i was like ???mf didn’t u grow up playing vball
#! kageyama’s gf (real) @K4G3B10 tweeted: so i was like oh ok :D and then asked him abt his thoughts on his future kids following in his footsteps bc i was thinking his answer would be wholesome or some shit
#! kageyama’s gf (real) @K4G3B10 tweeted: he told me,,,,, i dont have kids and i dont want any... !!!! why does mr kagman not want kids w me :(( /j
#! kageyama’s gf (real) @K4G3B10 tweeted: ok so like all of this happened v quickly i was like in and out in 10 seconds lmao but WAIT after he said he doesnt want kids i saw him scrunching his face up
#! kageyama’s gf (real) @K4G3B10 tweeted: im not mind reader nor body language reader but idk he looked .. hrm sad?? FUCK IDK DONT TAKE M E SERIOUSLY IM DELUSIONAL
#! being an adult, you knew you shouldn’t be taking twitter threads of his teenage fans too seriously but you couldn’t help but reread the part where he said he didn’t want kids
#! did he actually say that or is this person rewording what he said? you now realized how you guys never really talked about having kids
#! sure, it was brought up once or twice but it was just because you were having baby fever. kageyama himself never directly told you he wanted kids or he was fine with having kids of his own
#! you sighed to yourself as you lock your phone, closing your eyes to take a nap until kageyama comes home
#! you felt yourself being shaken awake lightly, a familiar presence hovering over you on the couch made you open an eye
#! “tobio?”
#! “who else would it be?”
#! “i don’t know, a murderer?”
#! he scoffs at the slim chance of a someone breaking in to hurt you, but quickly turned his attention back to you when he remembered you wanted to talk
#! “so what’d you wanted to tell me?”
#! “oh, can you sit down?”
#! “o..kay?” he stiffly walked to sit beside you on the couch
#! “i’m uh,” think of something, “honestly, i forgot. yea, i forgot what i was gonna tell you. sorry.”
#! he raises one eyebrow to gaze at you curiously
#! “are you sure? it sounded important when you texted me.”
#! “mhm! yup, i forgot. sorry if i worried you, heh, are you hungry? there’s leftovers we can heat up.” you quickly tried to change the subject, getting up to walk to the kitchen
#! luckily your boyfriend didn’t question it further and got up to trail right behind you
#! you figured giving yourself some time before telling him after what you read was a good idea
#! are you aware that you were overthinking some tweet by a stranger on the app that is twitter? yes, you were. but you’re also human and overthinking is in human’s nature
#! it’s been three weeks and you still haven’t told kageyama the news. a part of you was ready to tell him, just let him know and you guys talk it out, what’s the worst that could happen
#! but the other part of you was scared. scared he actually didn’t want kids. scared he was going to leave you because going through with the pregnancy would drag him down. scared he would get mad at you for not being more careful when he was equally at fault
#! you know how kageyama gets when his emotions get complicated, he can’t deal with it so his one outlet is anger
#! he has no filter and says whatever comes to mind, all logical thinking leaving his brain
#! and that part of you is the stronger one
#! obviously you were going to tell him at some point, it’s not like you can literally hide the growing baby inside you
#! just not yet, not until you’re ready
#! you’re currently a little over a month, bump not really showing, but it’s there and it’s growing
#! kageyama can be a bit dim when it comes to.. most things beside volleyball, and usually you tease him about it but for once you thank whatever god is out there that he hasn’t noticed any big changes on your body yet
#! that was until you were showering, and he made the decision to enter the shower with you without your knowledge
#! humming to yourself while scrubbing your arms, you scooted back away from the water so it wouldn’t wash off the body wash you were trying to use
#! the action causing you to lightly hit kageyama’s chest making you jump from where you were standing
#! “tobio!” you screamed, turning around to throw the foamed body wash at him
#! he chuckles at your surprised expression and didn’t mind the soap you threw onto him, which was now sticking to his defined chest
#! “why were you just standing there, creep?”
#! he was still giggling when he answered you, “did i scare you this time?”
#! “what do you think?” you lightheartedly roll your eyes before going back to scrubbing your body
#! he picked the loofah out of your hand to continue for you
#! you both enjoyed the relaxing sound of running water and quiet echoed hums as he takes his time washing you when he suddenly stopped
#! opening your eyes, you looked up at him, “what’s wrong?”
#! he was just staring at you, blinking very slowly
#! “why do you look- your stomach feels- you look very-,” he sighs, “you look pregnant.”
#! now it was your turn to blink at him
#! you totally forgot that you were naked at the moment and he could easily see every inch of your body
#! blinking once more, you took a deep breath before telling him, “that’s ‘cuz i am.”
#! “y-you are?!” he jumped from his spot
#! “yea.. do you have a problem with that?”
#! “i...why didn’t you tell me?”
#! “do you have a problem with that?” you repeated
#! “n-no..so why didn’t you tell me?”
#! “you’re not mad?”
#! “why would i...?” his voice slightly turning high pitched as he dragged the i out
#! “i thought you didn’t want kids.”
#! “who told you that? when did i say that?”
#! “twitter.” you murmured under your breath
#! “what?”
#! “twitter..” you said a bit louder, still murmuring and choosing to turn away from him
#! “twitter?! why didn’t you just tell me, your real life boyfriend?”
#! “because!.... i was scared.”
#! “s-scared? baby, why?”
#! “i was scared you were going to leave. i don’t want you to leave. that night i told you i had something to tell you, that was when i found out. i backed out when you came home and i’m sorry. i should’ve just told you, i’m sorry, tobio-,” you were crying at this point, both of you standing under the water
#! “shh, shh, it’s okay. i’m sorry for not noticing earlier. you’re alright, babe. it’s okay. it’s okay to not feel ready, you don’t have to feel pressured to tell me anything, alright? whenever you’re ready, you tell me,” you meekly nodded as he pulls you into a hug, “whenever you’re ready..”
#! you both stood hugging each other’s bare body for a few minutes under the warm water
#! “that was probably the smartest thing you’ve ever said, tobi.” your voice sounding congested from the crying
#! “hey. mean.”
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Watching the Rise of the Titans movie and I'll be documenting all of my thoughts/reactions here. [Spoiler Warning]
So instead of reblogging every new update, I'm just going to have this post up on my phone as I watch and type my reactions in a bullet list format.
Nari's human disguise is so cute. As someone who does have a cottagecore aesthetic, I want to cosplay her so bad
Are Skrael and/or Belroc non-binary coded? Regardless, I'm also obsessed and I want to fuck Skrael and be Belroc.
STEVE CARING ABOUT JIM BEING HURT YESSSS!!! My god his redemption has probably been one of the greatest there is because he doesn't just suddenly go from being a bully to a completely good person. You can see the gradual shift in learning better throughout the shows which is awesome.
IN NEW YOOOOOOORRRRRRRK!!!!!! CONCRETE JUNGLE WHERE DREAMS ARE MADE OFFFFFFFFFFFFF!!!!!
The mugshot montage reminded me of season 1 of trollhunters when toby and Jim were arrested at the museum.
STRICKLER PUT A RING ON IT??? HE'S THE ONLY DILF IVE EVER ACTUALLY AGREED WAS HOT WYM I CAN'T HAVE HIM??? well I'm still really happy about his arc over the series probably one of my favorite character growths.
Eli my guy got his growth spurt!!! As an 18 year old who is still 5'0", I'm happy but envious for him
So I went into this movie without watching any trailers or promo, but I doubt anything could have prepared me for the existence of mpreg. In fact, I wasn't going to document my reactions until I saw that.
NAMURA!!!!!!!!! MY BELOVED!!!!!! I CAN STILL THIRST FOR YOU WITHOUT GUILT
The coach teacher just called the kids zoomers so I have to dock one point from my final rating just because of that. Unforgivable
Those husky animation models suck lmao
Oh fuck the titans got power ranger zords!!
God why did they include the mpreg??? This movie would have been perfect without it.... After that plot point being revisited only one time I'm already beyond done with it
Like it's bringing me back to the v*ltron days where they're was a suspiciously high amount of klance omegaverse and mpreg fics and art created and it physically hurts because Steve and Keith's voice actor is the same person meaning this is especially cursed to me since I was unfortunately in the v*ltron fandom and remember all of that
But like on another note, how old are these characters again??? I haven't checked any wikis because of spoilers but is Steve an adult??? I know aja might be technically a lot older than 18 because alien but is whatever age she is equivalent to an adult as far as emotionally and physically in Akaridion development??? IS THIS A TEEN (M)PREGNANCY IN A KIDS SHOW????
Like bruh I saw a singular post on here before going into the movie that was like "rott spoilers without context" and there was a pregnant belly but I was absolutely not expecting the actual context of it. I'll find the post after I finish and edit this post to tag the creator right here: @makoden
This entire post is just gonna be me ranting about mpreg huh
Anyway I love the whole roundtable allusion to the legends of king arthur (not the toa version but the one he's based off)
THERE'S 3 TO 5 BABIES????? I need to take a break bruh this is just too much
Alright I've taken a 30 minute break got some food and did some things i love (decompressed by tactile stimming with some owl plushies and watched some videos on my favorite owl, Garu. He lives in Japan with his owner and is a domesticated eagle owl who basically just acts like a sky cat. If anyone else needs some eye bleach, here is their YouTube channel)
Blinky and ARRRGHHH!!! saying their "if one of us doesn't make it" talk my god one of them is going to die I can see it and I will be utterly crushed. Jim can't lose another father figure and Toby can't lose his wingman again I will riot if this happens
On a similar but unrelated to the movie note, can we just talk about how toa started with Jim having 0 dads and (if strickler and blinky live to the end) will end with 2 dads? Like I just really feel happy for him that he has two dads who actually figured out how to put the past behind them to not have any infighting between them so that both of them are healthy father figures. Jim has already been through literal hell and back losing his actual humanity in the process so if he loses one of them, I'm going to be really pissed because at this point, this is just Jim torture porn. Y'all know how as SpongeBob SquarePants went on, the show just became Squidward torture porn? It's starting to feel that way for toa and I really hope they cut the shit by the ending
Jlaire is such a good ship but like I feel like it's too perfect they never disagree with each other
YESSSSSSS Someone finally doesn't treat toby like a fat waste of space who messes stuff up!!! I think out of all the characters that would have been most deserving of a rewrite, it's Toby. Sometimes I just feel he's only comic relief and any heartfelt moments he's had in the series was also born of stupidity (ie his flour baby project being unharmed was seen by him as divine intervention from his parents but was actually just Eli and Steve behind the scenes).
Ohhhhh yesssssss Archie's father!!! I was hoping I'd see him again because we got so little of him last
Ooooooooooh Asian trollmarket!!!!!
Oh never mind slavery trollmarket
Bruh titanic camelot
I feel like we're not seeing enough of the villains because I completely forgot about the power ranger zord things
NAMORA NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO MY LAST CRUSHHHH
STRICKLER NO NOT YOU TOO PLEASE
WHAT THE FUCK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
THE ONLY TWO CHARACTERS I SIMP FOR ON THIS SHOW DIED WITHIN FIVE MINUTES OF EACH OTHER
THAT WHOLE ASS RANT I WROTE IS COMING TRUE FUCK THIS MOVIE THIS SERIES IS JUST JIM TORTURE PORN
WAIT JIM'S SPERM DONOR INFO?
Oh thank God I don't want to know anything about that person
For the record, I call that man Jim's sperm donor because he has no business being called a father to him. All he did was donate some swimmers to the creation of him and give him abandonment issues
Oh another blind troll elder???? This fucker is just if vendel was a bad guy
Bruh I was grieving
PACIFIC RIM WITH GUN ROBOT VEX AND THE BELROCZORD? I've never seen that movie but I know the reference
Bruh Blinky doesn't read horoscopes? Does he realize conspiracy theories are just the manly version of horoscopes?
NO DON'T KILL VEX STOP KO-ING FOUND FAMILY MEMBERS
Oh thank God he's okay
NO NOT ARCHIE AND CHARLEMAGNE OH MY GOD
oh never mind they're just gonna coup de tat I believe in them :))
But I want to see him again
But I'm glad to see vex
Yay they're in arcadia!
But yeah I wondered why the trolls and Merlin didn't keep the whole "daylight doesn't hurt trolls" feature from the eternal night but now Guillermo del Toro I see you were playing the long con in that just to kill my girl Namora :(((
Oooooh I love the animation of the Narizord over Chihuahua!! It looks very good and realistic (if only they could have put some of that into those huskies from before smh)
Bruh the character designs of the arcane order are so good I want to be them
Nari making sure the Skraelzord doesn't crush the bus
DAMN DOUBLE HOMICIDE
Bruh I'm just glad we finally have an answer on why arcadia had everything going on as opposed to literally anywhere else!! I always found that as a weird coincidence for plot convince.
BRUH WERE BACK TO THE MPREG IM SO JEALOUS I FORGOT ABOUT THAT EVEN THOUGH IT WAS BECAUSE I WAS GRIEVING THE LOSS OF MY LOVELIES.
Oh that's real convenient that the ninth configuration meant all of them. Way to not decide which character gets more attention. Though it probably was a smart way to not have any infighting in the fandom between each character's stan group.
Bruh I just realized where is Barbera did they just ditch her on the Camelot ship???
And where are the other trolls that migrated at the end of trollhunters s3? They said something about new jersey but obviously Jim and the other main characters got on Camelot instead.... This feels like a plot hole
And we never learned the process of how changelings are made and bonded to humans and stuff. We just know it's super painful but I'm curious ffs!!!!
THE DONT THINK BECOME HERO SPEECH ALL SAID TOGETHER!!!
BRUH THEY REALLY HAD TO SHOW HIM GIVING BIRTH??????? WAS THAT AN ABSOLUTE MUST??????
Plus the main audience for this series is little children (the rating for the movie is literally TV-Y7) so even though my adult ass is not in the target audience, I STILL DONT UNDERSTAND WHY WOULD MPREG AND ANAL BIRTH WOULD BE AN IMPORTANT THING TO 7 YEAR OLDS???? THIS IS A LITERAL FETISH HIDDEN IN KIDS CONTENT ITS ELSAGATE ALL OVER AGAIN Y'ALL 😭😭😭😭😭
Though it's probably hypocritical of me to think fetishes don't belong in kids tv when I've openly admitted to thirsting for strickler and namora
HUZZAH
NEW AMULET WAZ GOOD????
STAB THAT BITCH JIM
WAIT NO I SAID STAB NOT GET STABBED
Alright good job just missed the directions at first but you fixed it
SEVEN KIDS?????????
T O B Y ????????????
W A I T NO
N O
IS HE ACTUALLY
OH MY GOD THERE'S HOPE
NO THERE ISN'T
F U C K THIS SHIT THEY REALLY JUST HAD HIM TO BE BULLIED THEN KILLED
Y'ALL IM ACTUALLY CRYING THIS NEVER HAPPENS
I NEVER ACTUALLY GET SO EMOTIONAL OVER MEDIA THAT I CRY IT ONLY HAPPENED ONCE AT THE END OF VOLTRON BUT AHHHHHHHH
W A I T
HE'S GONNA BE BROUGHT BACK?????
HOLD UP THEY'RE JUST GONNA BRING ALL THOSE DEAD PEOPLE BACK??????
WAIT IS HE
BLINKY CALLED HIM A SON
HOLD ON IS THIS GOING TO BE A CLIFFHANGER???????????
BRUH THEY REALLY JUST CAN'T END THE SERIES WITHOUT CLIFFHANGERS like there's always an open ending
TROLLHUNTER TOBY????? You know what forget the whole rants I had on how toby was written they just redeemed it all
And that's all! I'd rate it a 6.5/10 because it's definitely the weakest of all the sequels but still had amazing animation and some good plot points. It's just really hard to look over the bad stuff enough to rate it any higher.
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idk if you’re taking request atm but feel free to ignore this if ur requests are closed. ^^ i just would like to request an imagine/scenario for oikawa who has been preparing for argentina and hes highkey nervous on how would he continue his relationship with his gf bc of the distance and all that, but unbeknownst to him shes also been preparing to leave argentina with him bc luckily her scholarship there was granted and also bc shes set on sticking by oiks side to support him, thank u! 💞
Awww Nonniee I think this would be so cute. Sorry for not having the Requests Post by the time you sent this :(  I think he might actually even cry when he acknowledge this 0///0. So here it is something with a lot of fluff! Thank you for requesting, hope you like it!
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S/O telling Oikawa he is not going alone to Argentina
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Oikawa x f!Reader
A/N: I’m a simp for domestic Oikawa...that’s the tweet  HAHAHAHA. Thank you for reading! Enjoy! No but seriously I want to marry him, send help!!!
Genre/Warnings: fluff / timeskip spoilers
WC~693
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“Babe, have you seen my blue jacket?”
You peek your head out of your bathroom with your toothbrush in your mouth, Oikawa’s broad back is facing you as he takes out his sport shorts out of your wardrobe. A big suitcase laying on the floor.
It only takes you a minute to spot his jacket right next to him.
“Mmph Uhmf”
“What?”, he turns back, eyebrows furrowing together at your noises. His nose scrunches further when you repeat your babbles in a high pitch tone, “I don’t understand youu!!”
You shake your head, amused, as his palms are facing up in confusion, you walk pass him to grab the so demanded jacket, teasingly shaking it in front him before throwing it to his pretty face.
“OK! OK! I get it…No need to get physical”, the setter whines at you, places the fabric in his suitcase, and sits on the floor as you stop the water from pouring down the sink.
“How are you gonna survive without me, Tooru?”, your cheeky voice makes Oikawa’s movements halt.
Suddenly, you feel the air heavier, filling itself with gloominess as Oikawa lifts his gaze at you with a faint smile.
“I have absolutely no idea”, he fakes giggle before resuming his activity, eyes focused on his passport as he clears his throat. “Uhm. Can you come with me tomorrow to take a new photo for this, I–“
“Tooru?”
His eyes widen at the sudden contact of your hand around his wrist, amazed at the speed you erased the distance between the two.
“I’m okay, really. I know it’s going to work.”, his voice doesn’t show the confidence of his words. He looks at you, wary. “We are going to make it work…right?”
You cup his cheek and just he let his chin fall between your hands, a troubled expression falling over his features.
“Of course, we will”
“Are you sure, Y/N?”, he looks at you, sceptic. “Because all the magazines and blogs I’ve read were pretty discouraging, you know?”
“Tooru, listen–“
“–Like, more than half of the couples break up–not to mention the different time zones”, his eyes are closed as he keeps rambling, unable to see how  your face moves closer until it is only inches away from his, “What if I accidentally wake you up–mmh”
Oikawa’s eyes snap at the feeling of your warm lips over his, red rushing to his cheeks when he notices your cocky grin.
“This is serious, Y/N, don’t laugh”
“Oh, but it is hilarious”, he quickly moves away from your hands, chocolate eyes roaming your figure up and down in disbelief as you stand up, “Stop whining at me and help me getting down my suitcase”
“Your suit–Don’t joke about that, Y/N!”
“I promise you, Tooru–“ your boyfriend pouts, his bulky arms crossing over his chest as you walk to your nightstand before heading back with a piece of paper in your hand, “I’m dead serious”
He swallows hard, reading the words ‘Transfer’ and ‘Argentina’ together, suddenly, his heartbeat much more evident. Oikawa looks at you with awe, dumbfounded.
“What? You thought it was going to be easy to get rid of me?”
“Y/N…Is it re–“
“Very real” Oikawa drops the paper as you make your way in between his arms, “I’m sticking with you, Tooru, like glue”
Oikawa bites his lip as his eyes become a little glassy, familiar with this expression, your hands instinctively move from his waist to the back of his neck, tracing soft circles over his skin.
“Look what you do to me, princess”, he chuckles making your heart throb as he grabs your hand to place a bunch of kisses, your cheeks turn red at the softness of his lips, causing you to cough nervously, “I’m really, really lucky”
Oikawa admires your red face, his signature smile back on his features as his hands grab your waist to toss you onto the bed. You gasp, feeling his weight on top you, giggling when his puppy eyes stare at you, brimmed with joy.
“What?”
The brown-haired setter quickly captures your lips passionately, his big palms lifting your neck slightly, deepening the kiss.
“I just can’t wait to hear you speak in Spanish”
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kvgehiras · 3 years ago
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can i request sleepover hcs with trickstar (separate)? i feel like they would be so much fun to be with... the new shuffle unit really woke up my inner trickstarP 🥺 (hope it's not too much to request all 😭)
HELLO !!! nd no it's ok !!!! it took me some time bcs i didnt . rlly know how to start out hokuto's part BUT IT'S DONE NOW !!!!!!! (also i hope u meant it in a setting where y/n nd the members r in a relationship (separately ofc) bcs that's how i wrote it so ye) hope yall like it ~
─── ・ 。゚☆: *.☽ .* :☆゚. ───
AKEHOSHI SUBARU
• he probably brought up the idea while u were accompanying him on a walk w daikichi
• u were talking abt how u brought these glow-in-the-dark stickers nd they remind u of him
• "it would b so nice if u could see it omg!!! but .... it's the best when u watch it right before u go to sleep.....nd ur probably busy :(("
• "????? LETS HAVE A SLEEPOVER THEN!!!!!!! W ALL THE SPARKLE SPARKLE STARS!!!! AAAAA IT WOULD LOOK SO PRETTY!!!!!!!!"
• nd ur just like :0 bcs u cant believe this dumbass . he has a live to perform in day after tomorrow but he's gonna have a sleepover........what
• "dw abt my live !!!!!!! ill tell hokke nd the others that i can't come today but i'll practice extra hard tomorrow !! they'll understand dw (*・∀-)☆"
• they didn't.....actually...but he cut the call on hokuto before they could get him to attend so uh-
• "anyways!!!!!!!! ^^^^^^"
• yall bring daikichi over too. it's not even a question daikichi is literally yalls child at this point but anyways
• he probably looks for board games for a good hour or two while u get some food for daikichi nd then get some food for subaru nd urself
• (he doesn't find it)
• u peek at the doorframe bcs for a while u keep feeling like someone has been watching u for a while now nd then boom . u see the other baby (read : subaru . main baby is daikichi, ofc!) pouting at u
• u laugh nd wipe ur hands on ur apron before ruffling his hair nd he goes
• "i can't find the board games :((((( y/n :(((((("
• surprise guessing game : whos the actual puppy? akehoshi subaru or his actual dog daikichi??????? it remains a mystery
• anyways u help him look for them nd after u hand him over the thing u get food for the both of u nd force him to eat atleast a bite bcs this bitch is too busy trying to win against u in snakes & ladders 😭😭😭
• "subaru.....pls....the food is getting cold....."
• "no i Know im gonna win!!! the sparkly stars r my good luck!!!! i know it!!!!!!"
• he.... doesn't win .....for the 5th time....
• so manz just gives up, noms all the sandwiches visible (aka his portion bcs u alrdy finished urs an hour ago JDJDKDN)
• nd then sleeps, still sulking
• yes it ends up in u guys cuddling under the glowy stars
• nd subaru thinks that mayb losing against u isn't that bad after all (´꒳`)
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HIDAKA HOKUTO
• unlike subaru, this was actually a planned one
• u both had homework to do, u especially had a test tomorrow nd subaru just ditched the rest of trickstar to go hang out w someone else instead of their practice so ┐(´∀`)┌
• hokuto appears at ur doorstep around 6:30pm, as discussed earlier
• "right on time!!!!!! so true hokke (´∀`)b"
• he chuckles a lil as he closes the door behind him nd takes off his shoes
• "(y/n) u keep sounding like that masked pervert whenever u say smthg like that pls"
• u laugh it off nd then get him to the living room, where u two get ur books out nd then start studying
• hokuto asks if uve studied any material before to which u quietly reply no nd hokuto just goes
• "oh, that's ok… i think it will be good practice for me too if i taught u all this, right? so let's start, hm?"
• HOKKEEEEEEE ๐·°(৹˃̵﹏˂̵৹)°·๐
• sasuga hokuto kyun!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
• anyways !! u guys (finally) start studying now!
• except…..except ur alrdy falling asleep……
• hokuto doesn't even realise this till he looks over to his shoulder bcs wow it suddenly feels heavy! wonder why!
• nd then boom ur face is an inch away from his
• poor hokuto his face gets all red and his ears r burning nd when he realises that ur sleeping he just . freezes
• doesnt even move fucking muscle
• mentally too manz just checks out NDNDNDJDJKS
• BUT IN HIS DEFENCE WHEN HE CAME TO UR PLACE HE DIDNY EXPECT THIS!!!!!!! HE EXPECTED TO STUDY ND THEN GO HOME YK!!!!!!
• poor guy he can feel how hard his heart is beating nd hes praying that u dont hear it nd wake up
• thank goodness ur a heavy sleeper……..nothing, nd i mean not even if boulder is dropped on u, can wake u up
• sasuga…..y/n……?
• anyways !!!!!
• u wake up at like . 2 or 3 am nd u find hokuto just closing his eyes shut, cheeks still bright red nd. WHYS HE SO CLOSE-
• o u fell asleep on his shoulder lol-
• U FELL ASLEEP?????
• u jerk back up nd apologise a million times for falling asleep even tho hes so desperately trying to teach u nd hokuto just tries to hard to explain that it's ok !!!!!!! (bcs he actually kinda . liked it . aaaaaaAAAAAAAAAAAA)
• after much thought u guys just decided to go to sleep bcs ur too tired anyways so it's not like u would retain this info anyways
• nd it was a good decision bcs after waking up in the morning nd going thru his notes instead u actually aced the test !!!!!!!!!!!!!!! so true y/n !!!!!!
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YUUKI MAKOTO
• this one….. it's like . neither planned or accidental?????
• it just happened????? yk?????
• he called u suddenly in the evening bcs he went to this new game shop that opened near his place right
• nd hes just like !!!!!!! y/n!!!!!!! uve got to check this game out !!!!!!
• nd so u go to his place to play the game nd u see that he just has everything prepared so u get the snacks that u got for both of u on a plate nd get some juice from his fridge nd start playing the game
• nd the game is rlly good !!!!!
• from the graphics to the boss music, makoto rlly knows ur taste
• (he blushes nd thanks u all flustered too hehe)
• nd after switching consoles nd playing the game for over 3 hrs, yes it's a pretty huge game, u finally reach the boss battle!!!!
• nd this . this scares u
• uve seen ppl on the net say that this battle will absolutely End u . periodt
• u never rlly understood why but holy shit u now do
• uve been trying to win against this bitch for AN HOUR at this point . why cant he just die
• poor makoto is just cheering u on in the bg bcs u refuse to let him help
• "y/n….(;´Д`)...... it's ok bb…...i'll finish this up for u…. it's like 4am we have class tomorrow- wait no it's actually today-"
• "makoto No u always help me in games let me finally win smthg for u !!!!!!"
• nd u point at his forehead nd poke it several times as u make ur point
• "ill win for u !!!!! ok!!!!! this stupid boss can never be as strong as my love for u !!!!!! (*`へ´*) 彡3"
• nd hes just . looking at u all worried but he . he trusts u . so he lets u do it urself
• yes u lost even more times nd cried a lil out of frustration
• so at one point, instead of directly helping u, he just starts giving u directions nd at this point ur too tired nd exhausted to say anything so u just follow him
• (u also have ur head on his lap nd hes combing thru ur hair nd looking down at u like :') lmao what a lovebird)
• but when u actually beat the boss, finally, nd the screen says "win!" in huge yellow letters ur eyes go O.O
• nd u jump out of his lap, while he's still spaced out, combing ur hair nd hug him v tightly
• nd hes like ????? huh ???? wh wh wh ?????????
• nd u explain that u finally won nd u guys just rejoice lol
• then immediately fall asleep. both of u
• (u guys were late to school next day . sigh)
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ISARA MAO
• unlike the other three, this man was actually dragged to ur place
• why? u might ask
• WELL THIS DUMB RAT IS BURNT OUT !!!!!! HE DOES TOO MUCH WORK ND HE DOESNT REALISE IT !!!!!!!!!!
• so after u guys r done w school, nd when u check in w his fam too that hes gonna stay at ur place (nd also that he has almost no work today, ofc) u drag him to an arcade nd hes like ???
• "today is a rest day!!!!!! so no work at all!!!!!!"
• u said this while pouting a bit so mao mostly thought u were joking
• but even after going to the arcade, going to the shopping mall nd getting snacks, going to the fast food place u guys visit alot nd getting food from there, his brain doesnt catch on that ur indeed not joking
• until it's been 3 hours at ur place, ur having the dinner that u guys had bought from the fast food place while watching a random movie that was airing on some channel that his brain suddenly went
• 'i know they were saying that this is a rest day nd ur not allowed to work probably as a joke but bro…. i dont think it's a joke anymore'
• this is so sad f in the chat for mao lol
• but also he doesnt bring it up bcs ur forcing him to watch musicals w u (some of ur favs) nd he... actyally likes it?
• he hasn't felt so ….relaxed in a very long time now that he thinks abt it
• nd he has to thank u for it yk
• nd so after the musical marathon ends, as he thanks u, he kind of just goes on a rant yk
• abt how he's feeling
• he never expected for this to happen but u tell him it's ok yk
• nd while he shouldn't burden himself w so much work, ur always open to listen to his thoughts, opinions, random bs, anything !!!!!!
• for hours u guys just have a very deep talk abt how guys have been doing nd mao feels like hes so so glad that u did smthg like this for him
• yall also go to bed early bcs mao alrdy has a bad sleeping schedule (so let's not make it worse!!!!)
• nd in conclusion, it was a v good day! now yall do this whenever either of u r feeling down or get burnt out lol
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n1sh1n0ya · 4 years ago
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hii may i request the pretty setters reaction to their s/o, who is usually quiet, performing like a powerful/badass kpop type dance? thank uuuu
Pretty Setters x shy! s/o who dances? idk i'm bad at naming things
a/n: i don't know the first thing about kpop sorry if that shows in this lol
Kenma Kozume
You and him have a lot in common, and you bond over this quite a lot
Like,, you both have a lot off common interests, you like the things he likes and vice versa, you're both pretty quiet
You’re both pretty and quiet
But if one of you really likes something, they’ll try and get the other into it as well, you got him playing Animal Crossing, he introduced you to apple pie
You basically know that if you like something, he’s gonna like it too
So when he sees you dancing for the first time he's like oh hell no
I am NOT getting dragged into this absolutely not no no no
I feel like out of all of these guys he would be the least surprised to find out that you have another side to you, he has another side to him we just don’t see it in the anime he does I swear
Although he r e f u s e s to join in with you, he definitely enjoys watching from the sidelines ;)
And you only dance in front of him, no one else, he's the only one who knows about your more confident side
Even if he wasn’t as surprised as the other boys on this list, he was still pretty surprised
The bar wasn’t set very high
You wouldn’t see that he’s surprised though, and he wouldn’t tell you, he just smiles to himself, thinking about how proud he is of you
He’ll even look up from his game a little more often if you’re dancing in front of him
Akaashi Keiji
You and your friends often learn kpop dances and post short clips of it online
But you don’t tell anyone about it, you’d be absolutely mortified if anyone you knew found them
Spoilers: You’re about to be absolutely mortified
Out of everyone to see them, Bokuto, your bf’s best friend, and close friend of your own, finds your TikTok and sees ALL you guys’ videos
He totally spam likes ur acc smh
So as soon as you see his name in your notifications, the panic sets in
Ohmygodhesgonnashowakaashinononono
When Bokuto shows him, they’re both kinda in shock
Like, they both thought that they knew you pretty well, but they had NO IDEA that you could or would dance like that
You’re kinda dreading going to school with him the next day, because you know he’s gonna mention it
So when you see him, you brace yourself for him to say something about it, at least to ask you why you didn’t tell him, but he just?? Doesn’t??
You keep looking at him, you can’t tell if he’s not saying anything because he knows that you didn’t want anyone to know about it, or if he genuinely doesn’t know
He notices this, and by the end of the day, when you’re on the millionth glance his way to see if he’s showing any recognition to you, he has to say something
“If you’re worried about me judging you, I think it’s really cool that you can do that”
On the outside, he seems super calm but on the inside he's like
Where did you learn to dance like that? Did you teach yourself? No, there’s no way you taught yourself, so who taught you?
He’s so impressed like?? You have a WHOLE other side to you that he didn’t know about?? You’re so cool??
Sugawara Koushi
He would be your BIGGEST fan
✨ ultimate hypeman ✨
He just loves you so much and anything that makes you happy? Makes him happy too
When he saw you dance for the first time he was really surprised, because, of course you’re super shy, HOW did you change into such a badass like that??
But once he gets over the initial shock of it, he will ALWAYS be cheering you on
He doesn’t really get it, but he’ll be damned if he doesn’t appreciate it
If you’re struggling to learn a new routine and are about to give up?? He’s there to hype you tf up
If ppl take the piss and you’re feeling down about it?? He’s there to hype you tf up
Wish i didn’t have to make that point but ppl are mean >:(
he knows you’re the best, and he wants to make sure you know it as well
He won’t join in unless you b e g him, but he’s always happy to give a second opinion and constructive criticism
Once he kinda learns what’s going on, he might even start sending you videos and being like
“You would look so good if you learned this”
You fall in love with him all over again I swear, because he’s taking the time to learn about something you love 🥺🥺
It never fully stops surprising him how you can go from 0 to 100 and then straight back to 0 again within an hour
Like when you’re dancing you look?? So badass?? But when you’re not?? You’re super quiet??
He is l i v i n g for it I tell you that 💅
Tobio Kageyama
You come to him with the idea
He’s tried to teach you volleyball before, so why don’t you teach him something that you enjoy as well?
And then it’ll be a two in one of two of your favourite things; him and dancing
He’s not too keen on the idea at first, but you look so excited, how can he say no
This is the most passionate about something that he’s ever seen you be, he doesn’t wanna let it go to waste
And if you love it, he knows it’ll be great
So at first you gotta demonstrate, because not only is he clueless school-wise, he also has no idea about anything else
He probably doesn’t listen to music at all anyway, so you might have to even explain to him what kpop is lmao 🥴
He’s still a little confused, so you show demonstrate the dance that you wanted him to learn with you
I stg all his thoughts depart
If there was any to begin with that is (probably not)
He’s so a m a z e d
Because?? 1. You can dance like that 2. You look gorgeous when you dance like that 3. Who are you and what have you done with my quiet s/o????
He’s ABSOLUTELY not complaining tho
But,,, when you try to get him to learn,,, ✨no✨
You thought that maybe he would be good at it, because of how graceful he looks on the court, but, maybe you were wrong lmao
Mans has two left feet and NO rhythm and you’re about to give up and crash when he says
“Maybe this isn’t for me, but I’d really enjoy watching you do it again”
He loves how talented you are so much, especially because he’s tried it for himself and knows just how difficult it is
Tooru Oikawa
While he’s at volleyball practice after school, you and your friend meet in an empty classroom so that you can each wait for your bfs to finish their club activities
She’s dating Iwa bcos best friends dating another pair of best friends is the cutest thing to me idk
Because you two know that you’ll be alone, you’re not afraid to go all out practicing the you guys’ favourite dances
You could NEVER do this in front of anyone else, you’d get too embarrassed, but when it’s just you two, and you know that there’s no one around to see, you Go For It™
You two are working super hard on perfecting this one dance that’s been bothering you for weeks
Working so hard that you completely forget the time, and that your bfs will be waiting for y’all
How convenient lmao
So when Oikawa and Iwaizumi come out of the volleyball clubroom and can’t see you two around, they head on over to the classroom that they know you go to while they’re at practice
As they’re coming towards the classroom, they can hear music playing in there, and just poke their heads around the door
At first they’re both in shock, like seeing you, who’s usually so quiet and reserved, going all out on a dance like that??
You two are facing away from them and filming, with your phone propped up on the windowsill, so you don’t notice that they’re watching
Iwa’s pretty happy with staying there and just watching but Oikawa is totally like “ooooh I know this one!!”
So he comes and joins in behind you two
You two are so caught up in your dance that you don’t even see his image on the phone screen in front of you, until you finish dancing and turn around to see your boyfriend, still sweating from vball practice and looking at you in absolute wonder
You try to hide away from him because your boyfriend, who would never expect you to be performing kpop dances in front of a camera in an empty classroom just saw you doing just that and oh GOD that’s embarrassing
He’s like OH HELL NO you are NOT getting away from me now I know you can dance like that COME BACK
Kanji Koganegawa
I feel like he would like to date someone who’s a little more on the quiet side, because he’s super loud and energetic, and he needs someone to balance that out
AND HE’S A TOTAL KPOP STAN FITE ME ON THAT
Him and Oikawa are the biggest kpop stans in the Miyagi Prefecture 💅💅
So I think that he’s gonna be the one to approach you and be like hey we should try this lmao
Like, expecting you to say no, so when you say yes he’s so surprised
You both start learning it separately, so that you’ll be almost done learning it when you see each other
He’s super excited, but then he also knows that you’re quite shy and quiet, so he’s not really expecting you to go all out on this
Oh no he was wrong
When he sees you again for the first time after he suggested it, you both perform as far as you’ve learned to the other, to see how much you have to learn
He goes first, and just imagine him,,,just picture it in your mind 🥺🥺
He’s kinda bad, but a+ for effort
And then it’s your turn
He suddenly panics, because he thinks that it’s quite out of character for you, and he might of accidentally peer pressured you into it lmaoo
You brush him off, and when you start dancing… damn
He’s in shock
If you looked inside his brain right at that moment all you would see is just ????
When he gets over his initial surprise, he kinda realises like,,, that’s hot WHY have i never seen this before
You put him to shame and he knows it
When you’re done he just stares at you
You’re kinda nervous because??he’s not saying anything??
And then he kinda explodes
He’s all like
“WHY did you not tell me you could dance like that that seemed so unlike you??we could have been doing this for months??I didn’t know you could dance like that???what??
Kiss him to shut him up please thank you
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chubbletea · 4 years ago
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The Spirit Board
A horror story about Amanda's and Serina's experience with an ouija board.
August 12th, 7:38 p.m.
Twelve hours before launch.
Amanda had opened a box from the storage, and she found a wooden board with a triangle-like wooden shaped thing with a hole near the tip, and it had a "Yes" and a "No" and all of the letters of the alphabet. It also had numbers in this order; 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 0
Amanda immediately recognized it. It was an ouija board. She had always wanted one of those, but her father, Reginald, never let her get one because he had Phasmophobia. Amanda's best friend, Serina, had also wanted an ouija board. But she had never gotten one either. But, why was there an ouija board here? Were her fathers trying to hide it from her? Well, it was no longer hidden. Amanda had found it.
Amanda quickly grabbed the wooden board and swiftly dashed to her part of the living quarters, and hid the board. She had to tell Serina about it so they could play with it in secret.
"Serina!" Amanda called after finding her in the cafeteria.
Serina turned. "Amanda! Hey! What do you need?"
"Come here for a second." Amanda beckoned.
Serina swung herself over the side of the seat, and approached her best friend. Serina had strawberry blonde hair and a light blue-minty green ombre colored top hat, along with a pink ribbon and bow going across the brim. Amanda had long red-brown hair that was held up in a ponytail, and she wore a cream colored top hat with smoky gray fingerless gloves.
"What?" Serina asked in a hushed voice.
"So, I was looking through boxes in the storage, and I found an ouija board. I hid it in my room, so nobody knows about it yet. I was thinking, do you want to get up in the middle of the night and play with it?" Amanda explained excitedly.
"Oh! So it was being hidden from you?" Serina asked. "Yeah! Sounds fun, what time?"
"One a.m. sound good?" Amanda suggested.
"Sounds like a plan." Serina nodded. "Where?"
"I was thinking in the portrait hall? Since that's the place which would probably have the most spirits." Amanda told her thinking.
"Yeah! I like that." Serina nodded in agreement. "I have candles."
"Awesome! It will probably keep the ghosts happy. I have a lighter."
"Perfect. I can't wait!"
Five hours later, August 13th, 12:40 a.m.
Seven hours until launch.
Amanda set her phone down, and got herself back into her normal clothes, trying to keep her movements swift and silent. She grabbed her lighter and the hidden ouija board.
She creeped out of her room, and quickly got out of the living quarters without being seen.
She made it to the cafeteria successfully without being spotted.
She made herself and Serina some coffee to help them stay awake. She put sugar and cream in Serina's, and Amanda just had black coffee, because she really liked bitter things.
She walked over to the portrait hall and set the two cups full of hot liquid on the table, taking a sip of her own coffee. It was hot and bitter, just the way she liked it.
Ten minutes later, 12:55 a.m.
Serina had arrived with the candles. "Hey." She quietly greeted.
"Hi." Amanda greeted back, also trying to keep her voice hushed. "I got us some coffee to help us stay awake. Your's is right there." She pointed to her friend's coffee.
"That's thoughtful of you." Serina said, taking a small drink of her coffee.
"Thanks." Amanda nodded. "Here, place the candles on each corner of the ouija board and I'll light them. Then we can start."
Serina placed the candles on each corner, and Amanda whipped out her lighter. She flicked it on as the bright scarlet-golden flame sparked to life. She touched it to the wick of the candles, and they were lit.
Amanda flicked off her lighter and placed it on the edge of the table. "This is gonna be spooky, but I'm excited."
"I agree." Serina nodded. "Well? Let's start."
"Okay." Amanda took a deep breath. "Is there a spirit here?"
They waited for a response.
...
The triangle at the top of the board moved to the left. 'Yes'
Amanda and Serina jumped in startlement and excitement.
"Oh my gosh, that's so cool! I knew ghosts were real!" Amanda kept her voice hushed, yet got excited.
"What's your name?" Serina asked. "I'm Serina, and this is Amanda."
' '
The board didn't do anything.
"I don't think their gonna respo-" Amanda began when the triangle began to move again.
'S-I-R-W-I-L-F-O-R-D-4' The ouija board spelt out.
"Woah!" Amanda still managed to keep her voice silent. "My dad told me about Wilford before."
"Former Toppat leader, right?" Serina asked another question.
'Yes' The wooden board answered.
"Will you hurt us?" Amanda was trying to keep herself and Serina safe.
'P-R-O-B-A-B-L-Y-N-O-T'
"Thank god." Serina sighed in relief.
"How did you die?" Amanda was probably going to pester him with questions like a teenage fangirl.
Hey, she and Serina are both teenagers.
'M-U-R-D-E-R'
Amanda and Serina got less excited.
"That's kinda dark." Serina commented. "Wasn't he a good leader?"
"Yeah, I think that's what I was told." Amanda nodded. "He was probably killed for the position."
"Who killed you?" Serina was curious.
' '
"Are they still alive?"
' '
Serina was silent, and she glanced at Amanda, whom was drinking some of her coffee.
"That's kinda scary... He didn't answer." Serina grabbed her coffee as Amanda set her's down.
The candles flickered out.
"Oh gosh, I'm getting scared." Serina said as Amanda set down her cup of coffee and used her lighter to re-light the candles.
"Yeah, that's kinda creepy." Amanda agreed, placing her lighter back down.
"Wilford, you still there?" Amanda changed the subject.
'No'
"Oh, cool! New spirit!" Serina was interested. "What are your preferred pronouns?"
'H-E'
"Alright then."
"What's your name?" Serina went back to pestering the spirits with questions.
'T-E-R-R-E-N-C-E'
Amanda glanced at all of the portraits. "Terrence Suave?"
'Yes'
"Isn't he the leader who was super reckless and only cared for himself? The one who hurt my dad? Both of them?" Amanda asked. "I haven't met him, but I don't like him."
"Are you going to hurt us?" Serina asked with hesitance.
...
' '
Amanda and Serina exchanged glances.
"That's not a good sign." Amanda commented.
Serina took a drink of her coffee, then placed it back down on the table. "I hope he doesn't hurt us."
"Me neither." Amanda looked back at the ouija board. "How did you die?"
'O-V-E-R-T-H-R-O-W-N'
"I should've guessed that." Amanda told herself.
"Where are you?" Serina then asked.
' '
'N-E-A-R'
"Amanda, I'm scared." Serina took a step closer to her friend.
"Me too."
Something creaked.
Amanda jumped in startlement and looked around cautiously. "Maybe this wasn't a good idea..."
"Should I go get dad?" Serina gazed up at Amanda.
"No, they would be furious." Amanda shook her head, reaching for her almost empty cup of coffee.
The two girls heard footsteps.
"I don't like this..." Serina whispered.
Amanda blew out the candles and set down her cup of coffee. "Quick, hide. Under the table."
They crawled and hid under the table, and sat silently, terrified.
The footsteps came to an end, and there was a sound which sounded like a door closing.
It was silent for a few more moments.
"I think we're safe." Amanda whispered. She crawled out from under the table and snatched her lighter, flicking it on and observing the room. "Yeah, we're good." She turned and lit the candles.
Serina emerged from under the table and faced the ouija board again. "Was that you?"
'Yes'
Amanda and Serina exchanged glances again.
"Change of subject, uh... Who killed you?" Amanda asked.
'R-E-G-I-N-A-L-D'
"Dad killed you?"
'Yes'
"You kind of deserved it after what I heard you did. I heard you're transphobic." Amanda scoffed.
The candles lights flickered out.
Amanda sighed and reached for her lighter again, while Serina was looking around nervously.
They heard what sounded like an adult male heavily breathing.
"What is that!?" Serina asked.
"I don't know, under the table again!"
They slipped themselves under the table, in the darkness.
The breathing got a bit heavier, and Amanda flicked on her lighter, looking around.
"Amandaaa, I don't like this..." Serina sounded terrified. "Should we go back to bed?"
"No, the spirit would follow us, and we'd be in huge trouble. All of us, most likely. Dad killed Terrence! What do you think he'd do to him!?" Amanda didn't wait for Serina to answer. "He'd hurt or even kill him! There's no way I'm letting a spirit kill dad!"
"Fair point." Serina admit.
The heavy breathing stopped, and there was another creak.
Amanda and Serina didn't dare to move for a few moments.
"I think we're okay." Amanda pulled herself out from under the table, Serina following behind her.
Amanda lit the candles again and set her lighter down.
"Don't hurt us. Or anyone. We don't want to be guilty for any deaths." Amanda begged. "Please."
' '
"Are you just trying to scare us? Or are you going to do something?"
'M-A-Y-B-E'
"That doesn't help!"
Serina finished a long sip of her coffee. "Well... Are there any other spirits here other than you and Wilford?"
'Yes'
"Okay... Who?"
'R-E-Y-N-A-L-D-O' 'R-A-N-D-Y' 'J-A-Q-U-E-S'
"I knew the portrait hall would be crowded with the leaders spirits." Amanda confidently told her best friend.
"Yeah, that's most likely." Serina nodded. "But do you think we should do this in the airship? We might get different spirits."
"Yeah." Amanda told Serina. "But that's gonna be tricky since we'll be in space."
"Yeah, true." Serina nodded. "We might have use Supreme Dominance ourselves."
There were more footsteps.
Something moaned.
Amanda drew her glock and pointed it at the direction it came from. "Who's there!?"
No response.
...
"Show yourself!"
...
Amanda lowered her gun. "Huh." She hooked it back onto her belt and turned back to the ouija board.
"Was that you?" Amanda asked.
'No'
"... Okay." Amanda was hesitant.
Serina glanced at her, the back at the ouija board.
"Has there been any female leaders before?" She asked a random question.
'No'
"Oh." Serina glanced at Amanda. "You'll most likely be the first, Amanda. I'm sure you'll be a great leader, too."
Amanda didn't want to be the next leader. "Thanks." She said sheepishly.
"Well... What other creepy stuff do you think is gonna happen?" Serina asked.
The ouija board started to move out of the corner of their eyes.
'W-E-W-I-L-L-M-E-E-T'
"What!?" Serina gasped.
The candles flickered out, and there were more footsteps.
Amanda drew her gun and reached for her lighter. She lit the candles again.
The two girls ducked under the table again. The candles were extinguished yet again.
"Oh my god, we're gonna die..." Serina whispered.
"No, we're not." Amanda reassured. "Their spirits, they can't hurt us. They don't have physical forms. They can only scare us."
Serina didn't respond.
"Serina?"
"Yeah? I'm here."
"Oh, okay. You had me worried for a second."
"..."
They eagerly waited for something to happen, or get the all clear sign.
The footsteps got louder, until they stopped. And then there was the heavy breathing again.
"I don't like this..." Amanda whispered.
"Me neither, I'm horrified."
"I'm gonna have nightmares for the next three weeks..."
They stayed silent, and the breathing got louder.
"You're hearing this, right?" Amanda wanted to confirm.
"Yes." Serina replied. "It's creepy."
Amanda sighed. "I'm sorry, Serina. We shouldn't have done this. I shouldn't have suggested it. I should've just left the ouija board alone where I found it."
"No, you had no idea this would happen." Serina shook her head. "And neither did I. If I knew, I wouldn't have agreed to it."
"... Right."
"..."
"COPPERBOTTOM. SVENSSON." Something with a very intimidating voice spoke.
Amanda and Serina jumped in startlement, and Amanda flicked her lighter on.
There was a pitch black humanoid shape with what looked like it had a top hat on, and it had white glowing eyes. It had freaky long shaped hands, and it reached for Amanda.
They two girls let out a blood curling shriek just before they went unconscious.
(Thanks to my friend Rin for making the lineart! I did the coloring and shading.)
(Please reblog if you enjoyed! They help us writers as much as they do artists!)
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crystu-cii · 4 years ago
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I f e e l that pain in my soul-- my older sister uses cologne sometimes and it is sO STRONG AND WILL NOT STAY CONFINED TO HER ROOM-- AMD SOMETIMES SHED DO IT IN THE DOORWAY LIKE HELLO-- XDD
YEAH WH GET SOME SLEEP LEAVE THE STAYING UP TO US-- XDD
YES BABY JAIL, INTO THE UPSIDE DOWN LAUNDRY BASKET YOU KNIFE-WIELDING HEATHEN-- XDD oms XDD well I don't know them but I love them- YESSS THEYRE SO FLUFFY-- I'm actually curious what images pop up first imma check-- FLUFFY PUPPIES-- we've actually never owned ones that fluffy(those actually look more similar to shetland sheepdogs than the shelties we've had so far?? Very similar/similar enough where if someone doesn't know a sheltie we mention shetland sheepdogs), our current one is a purebred that we got for free(she was being given away bc her family never came back for her and the lady taking care of her couldn't afford the time to take care of a second dog long-term think) and she's got pretty short fur in comparison- still fluffy enough, but not quite so long of fur-- she's a blue merle(absolutely gorgeous fur, she's like 8 now with a lot of health problems but she's super loving still 💕💞) anyways about the fur, so long as you brush regularly you should mitigate most of that, and it mostly collects in corners- but like.. be prepared to eat and wear dog fur for the rest of your life-- (actually there's a thing called a fur zapper we bought recent that you put in with your clothes when you wash/dry them(I think it's dry but idk??) that's supposed to get a lot of hair off your clothes in that process? Also lint rollers are your best friend--) AND roombas are really helpful(we bought a knockoff one and rarely have to sweep ever so 👀) XDD WHEEZE I can't even imagine what you did-- but like you could ask for a budgie/parakeet /hj I mean, they aren't very expensive (actually they're pretty cheap) but they're very loud, need a lot of attention(especially if you want them to bond to you!) and you need to research into them a lot to make sure you're doing things right-- loads of vids online!! Loads of websites too!!! I'd know I have one- JUST A WARNING, FEATHERS AND SEED HULLS GET ALL OVER YOUR FLOOR XD p l u s like you have a friend who knows stuff about birbs :3 anyways ENOUGH RAMBLING FROM ME WOW THAT GOT LONG--
💕💕 I feel that XD OMS-- I WISH-- WHAT A D R E A M - s n a k - Awww but what a mood XD
XDDD oms YES-- EXACTLY-- XDDDD another good thing you should try eventually is SWEET POTATO CASSEROLE WHICH IS APPARENTLY DELICIOUS??? I TRIED IT FOR THE FIRST TIME(AT LEAST IN A WHILE) TODAY AND IT WAS SO FUCKIN TASTY????
H E A THEN-- XDD how cool of them to try tho :3 whEEZE Y 'A LL-- XDD
WHEEZE I SUCK WITH INSTRUMENTS SOOOO-- DAMN THA'S SOME BAD LUCK MY DUDE-- MAYBE YOU'RE CURSED DAMN-- oms wOWW--
Yesss-- ooh I've never played 👀 seen some stuff but never played-- (see: my computer sucks XD) I h a v e played Portal 1 and it is SO GOOD and SO SHORT and I WISH I HAD GOTTEN PORTAL 2 INSTEAD BUT THATS OKAY CRIES-- YESSSS THE SONGS SLAP--- ALSO THERE ARE ACTUALLY TWO WHOLE MORE CANON(PROBABLY KINDA MAYBE NOT?? IDK) SONGS, ONE FROM A LEG DIMENSIONS GAME("You Wouldn't Know") AND ONE THAT WAS CUT FROM PORT TWO("Don't Say Goodbye"(Harry101UK made an edit to make it Glados' voice!!)) THERE ARE ALSO A BUNCH OF GOOD FAN SONGS SO YEAH-- ALSO NOT TO BE A SIMP BUT GLADOS' VOICE? PERFECTION. I LOVE HER. ALSO I COULD LITERALLY DETAIL THE PORTAL LORE I AM INCREDIBLY EMOTIONALLY INVESTED IN THIS GAME-- ALSO THERES A CLIP THAT SOMEONE MADE USING A (VERY GOOD) GLADOS TTS TO HAVE GLADOS SAY TRANS RIGHTS AND ENBY RIGHTS AND IF I FIND IT AGAIN ILL SEND IT TO YOU-- YOU COULD PROBABLY FIND IT IF YOU LOOM UP GLADOS SAYS TRANS RIGHTS? IT HAS A VIDEO WITH TRANS FLAG COMPANION CUBES ACCOMPANYING IT-- ALSO YES THE PORT MODS(/ADD-ONS? MAYBE? THEY'RE COMMUNITY MADE I THINK BUT IDK ALL I KNOW IS THAT THEYRE COOL AF--) (also I apologize for all the screaming? XD it's like, four am and I was talking about portal so.. whoops?)
Right like wth???? I???? Okay but like December to February babies just fuckin DONT EXIST IN THIS GEN OR SOMETHIN-- CAUSE I FIND N O N E -- Maybe there are more December babies but there are definitely like NO January to February babies it is So Weird--
NEJFQOBGKW WOWW d an g like-p l e a se s t op over sp r aying-- xD and LEGITTTT LIKE- THAT WAS M Y ROLE TO STAY UP LATE- XDD
WHEHEHEZE- LAUNDRY BASKET TIME- G E T I N XDD anD YESS- any doggo is just such a cute doggo 😭💞💞 but for me- fLUFFY ONES ARE WHERE ITS A T- and ohhhh i see- FOR FREE?? W H A T A S T E A L XDD but awwww the poor doggg at least she's with you now ! ;0;; 💞💞😭 aaw such a lovable puppup 😭😭💞 and oHHH i see :00 but oh no- xD i also have a friend that has two dogs and whenever he would give me gifts- there would be dog hair on them no matter what- XDD and ooOhhh those sound really helpful! omg- i swear i dont have to have a pet for the need of a roomba- i already shed so much hair myself its so crazy-- xDD and oH MAN loud animals are really gon get my mom fired up- and OO birds just look so cuteee i always fantasize of having one- but then again- with the noise and all xD the more i think about it i dont think we are prepared to have a pet at all xD but i still dream of at least having one pet in my lifetime!
and OO that sounds awesome!! i have no clue if i even tried casserole before- man- sometimes i just eat food without even knowing wth it is XDDD but THAT SOUNDS so gooodddd :O
and LEGITT LIKE- TF IS HAPPENING WITH MY SCHOOL LIFE- XDD and oh my god- IT GETS WORSE- that year there was a FREAKINGG FIREEEEEEE- it wasnt that dangerous thank god- but it had to get a whole ass room renovated because of it- and guess what room it was- THE ORCHESTRA ROOM- AND GUESS WHAT M A D E I T W OR SE- that year- it was the first time the school replaced those 10+ year old instruments with new ones- NOW THEYRE B U R N T- and mind you that the school's budget isnt so- gr e a t- like oh my god i am still so bewildered over HOW MUCH chaos HAPPENED that year- and i thought that year was gon be the year- yknow? like UGH
and OHH MANN playing portal sounds awesome! but i just dont think the game would be worth my money cause i know the plot- and even with the mods and all my brain would be broken as i would possibly have no clue what to do- xDDD
and HOOOO MANNN game fan songs are just so AWESOMEEE- and those sound pretty cool! :OO and HOLY SHIT FUCK YEAH- GLADOS SAYS TRANS AND ENBY RIGHTS Y A LL- now im gonna look that up and let my ears be blessed by such words- XDDD and DONT WORRY BOUT SCREAMING ALOT- i scream a whole dam lot too XDD
and LEGITTT- finding someone's b-day in january and feb is so rare all of a sudden like wh a t - XDD
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empty-dream · 4 years ago
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Just watched 13 Reasons Why S4
Ended up making a full blown commentary per episode because this is finally the last season and I’ve been enjoying this mess since S1. I even forgot that it was released until a friend brought it up to me. So in short,
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Ep1
OKAY WHO DIES AGAIN HUH??
Clay, narrating: *I'm good at hiding shits so my parents don't notice at all." His parents: *concernedly looking at him pale and mushing food on the dining table*
The concequences of investigating murder cases and creating conspiracies instead of studying your ass off because it's a damn school really caught up huh.
Charlie holy shit I love you he's so chill and good.
It's been years I still can't believe Justin is really adopted by the Jensens. Funny that now the table is reversed, with Justin finally actually doing better and taking care of the increasingly-ill Clay.
SCOTT!! OH MY GOD! SCOTT REED!! OH MY FUCKING GOD!! AAAAAAAAAAAAA HOLY SHIIITTTTTTTTT AAAAAAAAA!!!
Wow my headcanon is approved, he already graduated by S3. No reason he didn't hang out with the gang after all the shits in S2 if he was no longer around in the first place.
He's still so nice even in Clay's trippy nightmare. Is that what Clay remembers about him? Well not really surprising, considering Scott actually was worried about him in S2.
Good god finally Clay meets a therapist- Wait a minute that's the guy from CSI:NY?!?! Isn't Clay just gonna get clobbered instead.
Okay I knew they are really close and I do adore their relationship so much but HOLY SHIT THEY ACTUALLY GO AT IT WITH ALEX AND ZACH???
Alex: *panicking over the kiss* Zach: Ayy don't worry let's just continue perhaps-suicidally hanging out on dangerous rooftops that you were almost fall to your death from. Alex: ????
Ep2
That narration of Clay ranting about college applications. I'll drink to that bruh.
Ya I too make my applications and other supposedly important matters at 3AM instead of any other more sensible time.
Oh my fucking god that is the creepiest smile I've ever see.
I feel like as Justin gets better and better with his life, Clay goes worse.
Justin is so excited about going to college! You deserve the future man. 
The old-time stoners and drunkards are rehabbed or dead. Enter Zach.
Winston: *eyes and ears up to your shit 24/7*
Nobody likes Tyler in S1 but now everybody likes him.
Okay. Cops doing shit jobs at protecting. This feels too real with this situation right now.
Clay's adventure to put the trash into the trash bin.
Omg they got the paint to the lab this is going real CSI.
Idk about u but at this point I don't exactly want to pay attention to Jessica/Justin problems anymore.
I know Zach and Clay don't get along and that's why I need their adventure together.
Clay drunk-puking on Justin. Well well well how the turntables.
The return of Monet!!
"I have 2.8. If I work hard, I'll get 2.9" Winston omg same.
Tht held gaze between Alex and Winston.. Is this slow burn fanfiction???????
Yes Mr. CSI it will definitely get worse.
I know writing about your feelings can make you feel better but probably not in your college essay form.
Ep3
I'm starting to think Clay is the one who dies in the end? Idk tho.
I guess the toll of busting ass trying to save everyone by yourself is catastrophically high, huh, Clay? Funny that he now goes from 100 in S3 to 0 in here and that's actually realistic.
Alex and Winston are really pining each other with Zach in the background lmao.
"You don't wanna go on the Valentine Dance with me? Even as friends?" Well sometimes there are moments when you just don't go back to being friends. It's an actual normal thing.
And besides the last time Alex goes with Jess for something she wanna do, he ends up murdering somebody. So.
"Hey Zach. Hey punch me. Hey you pussy now? Hey hey. Bitch." *poke* *poke* *poke*
No Zach he's trying to save all of your asses. You can't just say that.
Charlie is really just there trying to do his best in this shitshow and like Justin I wanna laugh but also am proud.
Everyone: *being paranoid and unto each other* Alex and Winston: *having the date of their life*
I wish everyone doesn't have this level of trust issues but then again we won't have a shitstorm drama like this.
When did this become "what is love?" philosophy class?
"You know love but you love so fiercely and sometimes it hurts."Wow Mr. CSI you hit the mark.
How many parties can the Liberty High hold in a year?
"You go with Charlie to get back to Justin, right?" Wow Diego you HIT the mark.
I still have problems with Ani as a character, but I do like her casual banters with Clay.
You know, with all these trust issues, I'm surprised nobody actually tries to peek on other's phone. Like, I know that's low. But, you know, faster solution. And better than having mass hallucinations.
Oh God the football team really is a bunch of jerks. Good fucking thing Scott is outta here.
Alex and Winston almost die like couples in a cheap slasher movie.
"Fuck Love." Clay Jensen, 2019 (according to the movie timeline)
Ep4
Why is Charlie talking? Why is he wearing the football jersey? Who on earth dies?? Is it Zach? Justin? Somebody else from the football team? But the content of your speech man...
Ah yeah. Clay did survive a great big deal of many ugly shits. Single-handedly thanks to adrenaline, mostly.
Jess got a point tho. Ani could have followed Clay to stop him, by herself or with the gang. What did she do? She spied on Winston and Alex, and then went back to the dance. So much for handling anything themselves.
Or maybe, the gang shouldn't have let Ani and Clay take care of it themselves.
Does anybody in this show ever figure out Clay has dead people hallucinations?
Domestic Jensen family is my everything.
Charlie really out there bribing Zach with his homemade cookies I-
Ah yeah, I kinda forgot that in reality Alex and Winston have a really difficult situation. With Bryce and Monty stuff.
"Looking back on your time at Liberty, do you have any regrets?" Really? Isn't that all they have?
"Who do you trust most in your life and why?" Everybody: *immediately side-eyeing each other*
Clay c'mon wtf Justin is really just worried sick and trying to help you. Aaand he's gone.
Jess you don't put your hands into something without checking it first...
Why would you only send 2 adults to supervise 30-50 kids on a camping wildlife trip? They wouldn't be able to do shit.
"I thought you were a football player!" "I AM a football player! And so are YOU!" Gold.
Dream!Monty and Dream!Clay really sit like that and I almost laugh were it not for the fact that I do that too. It's strange to see that for once, they talk normally, heart-to-heart, without the usual snickering, chiding, all that venom.
Oh shit they really make Monty and Clay mirror each other like that. They both protect people they love but have tendencies to snap, one way or another.
Zach, dude, I know you've been a real good friend. But Alex almost died. Twice. Because of your drunken ways. And you laughed. Didn't you spend an entire season trying hard to not let him die again? What's wrong with you?
When did this become a horror movie?
The Standalls :((
CHARLIE MY MAN WITH HIS COOKIES. And incidentally, a wild Zach appears.
"So are we gonna fall apart or trust each other now!" Justin my man.
Clay dude that would have been an amazing entrance were it not for the fact you looked insane.
I can't fucking believe they just go normally at campfire like that. Two people almost died. Several got beaten. What the fuck.
Does it come from the bottom of your heart or it doubles as a threat, Clay?
Alex you had us at the first half not gonna lie.
GR A NO LA CA MP C O OKIES? ??
Wait. So who has been fucking around with the football team? Who moved Clay?? Huh??
Ep5
GUYS THERE IS A THING CALLED GPS ON THE PHONE?? What are you? 3?
Justin finally breaking down after 5 episodes being the most decent and healthy person around. Well Charlie is too but he's new, so.
Finally an obligatory meeting at Monet.
CYRUS AND THE PUNK GANG!!! God I love you guys where have you been. And you guys are computer geeks?!?!?! Perfect.
My question exactly, Clay. Good replies tho, Cy.
I'm still thinking how for a nerd, Clay knows A LOT of people and knows who to ask what.
"How am I even friends with you?" Ya Alex that's my question too. How are you suddenly bff with Zach? I don't remember you two being close in S1?
Hm. If you aren't holding his family at stake, there is no way Tony would even think to rat out.
Mr. CSI starts going CSI on Clay.
I almost forgot Charlie's last name is St. George. The cast goes by Charlie mostly so.
Justin really shows up at the party with the angry mom pose and disappointed look at Clay. The turntable, people. Flynn's voice got raspy.
Oh no no Clay you don't go there. Please don't split my Jensen-Foley brothers like that. Meanwhile the punk gang be like just watching there.
C O O KI E S??? Goddamn Charlie do you bring cookies everywhere you go??
Charlie my boy you T_T I was kinda suprised that the cookie baking actually had a sad backstory.
Clay-Zach bonding that I fucking wish for oh yeah. I definitely didn't expect it with piano and drunk singing tho.
While Clay is having the time of his life, Tony is seeing life flashes in his eyes.
Yassss he winssss!!!!
Caleb's expression when the sherrif hugs him lmfao
Nice try Sherrif but Tony knows your tricks.
"What of any of this is okay?" Wow things you'd never hear Justin says in S1.
Meanwhile, Charlie and Alex are high on weed cookies as fuck. Their conversation is the most interesting thing I've seen beside the Scott cameo till now.
The look on Justin's face when Clay pushes him :((
MY DUDES HAVE YOU FORGOTTEN ABOUT JEFF'S DEATH? WHAT HE WAS ACCUSED FOR?! You do not, under any circumstances, drive drunk.
Ep6
Clay be spitting truth.
They really be discussing Clay's chronic hero syndrome huh.
Okay. Operation Clay-Zach failed.
Weren't Zach all fuck it all yeah! kinda guy? Guess when you are the one who faces death it's not that fun anymore huh.
"One Clay Jensen is enough" Jess truth.
Do Alex and Charlie really study Spanish in front of Tony who is not helping at all? That would be embarrassing lmao.
Clay: Fuck off. Hallucination!Monty: *sits next to him*
Gotta hand it to Timothy Granaderos. He could go venomous to puppy eyed in 1 second. Amazing.
Man. School shootings are fucked up. There are many things I wonder about mankind and one of them is why is school shooting even possible?
Hallucination!Bryce: Hi I’m sorry I’m late. I hear this is time for Clay’s dead people hallucination party.
"Are you a hero or a martyr?" Wow they really throw the question.
And here is Clay sitting under the desk between his two most hated dead people hallucinations whispering moral dilemmas to him.
Meanwhile Winston and Zach got high.
Charlie helping Alex to breath.
The talk with Estella and Tyler.
"No offense, you are cool, but I don't wanna die with you." Zach chill lmao.
Are.. Are you sure outing that to Winston is a good call, Zach? For a guy who was super paranoid that his gang would narc him, he sure is loose mouthed himself.
I like how everyone from Tyler to Zach to Winston, admits that Alex is a really kind guy.
Wow Tony did you really expect anyone could do anything in that situation, in fucking Evergreen situation, for that matter?
Charlie is a great friend wow.
Cl-CLAY DON'T GO OUT that is EXACTLY what you are NOT supposed to do!!!
Goddamnit Clay. Holy shit Clay. 
Dylan Minnette really worked hard in this scene.
.......... WAIT A MINUTE IT'S NOW ACTUALLY CHARLIE ALEX????? Tony be just walking in.
Ep7
Clay really got into a psych ward. Talk about darkest hour. And it’s only ep 6?
Wow Ty that's some brave lines.
Which hallucination-induced person is Clay talking to before Ani gets there?
Ok that therapy session made me tear up.
These kids are having college interviews at the worst time possible. They are all fucking breaking down one way or another.
And Charlie just, really never gives up on Alex huh.
What's most important to Clay is his friends. Real quick to answer that question huh.
God Justin lashing out at the Jensens. It's the first time he does it and it hurts.
Zach holy fuck. I appreciate you didn't out it but holy fuck you didn't have to do that are you trying to die
Clay-Tony combo is back baby I miss them so much. Although perhaps Tony you would mind a bit about Clay's health because clearly he was out of it.
This is so short. I too really don't like application essays and interviews and the inevitable revisit of the sadder parts of my life because of them.
Ep8
When did this become sci-fi apocalyptic story?
God I miss the time when Clay's dreams are just Inception-styled trippy shit with Scott randomly says hello and gets him water.
Okay. Everyone's got their own way to cope with existential and moral crisis huh.
You know what, I would like one movie out of this sci-fi dream.
I knew it Tyler was a bait to smoke out illegal gun dealers. Is that... An okay thing to do for a high schooler? Sounds fucked up, all things considered.
Yaaay Justin's got the college! I'm super happy!
Wow Estella good question.
Wow Tyler good statement. If they trust each other a bit more, everything would have been a bit better.
Ah shit. Justin relapses again.
Does Tony need to be pummelled first before he finally goes all off to finish his opponent or what?
Is this going Big Brother Is Watching
What the fuck. That locker fight scene is disgusting.
Jess and Clay might throw shades at each other but together they share one brain cell.
"I think it's a walkout, Sir" Tyler lmao
Wow Zach and Alex heart-to-heart.
Cyrus really steps on some pedestal to make his point.
Aaand Zach and Alex really go all out on "doing it right" huh.
They really have students vs cops riot at this time. Talk about timing.
It's nice to see the punk gang enjoying the fighting again.
Dude what happens if you don't have anything on your bag tho.
Aaaah the punk gang with Tyler again!!
"Why are you with me and not with Charlie?" Zach ouch that hurts.
Zach no no no Zach get out of there too Zach pls
Clay really becomes 2nd in command to Jess huh.
Charlie tries to save Clay but gets whacked on the head instead. 
Tony you came back!! Oh so that college scout was.. Oh.
Oh shit Clay. Oh. Shit. I should have realized that. Goddamn.
Ep9
"I like sleep." Charlie me too. 
God Alex and Charlie literally sleep together jaldjwaownaljewoalsj that some cute shit.
Wow Clay really takes Mr. CSI's advice to round up the gang and confesses. That's a step.
Charlie sometimes has a good idea, huh.
The Jensens meeting is probably the reason why the idea of parenthood scares me.
Also Clay and Justin really put the practice of "tell the parents the less-harsh-but-still-harsh truth, then ask them to get prom back" by the book. And it's awkward.
Aww Charlie coming out to his dad and the response he gets... When you put the rich fams like Dempseys, Walkers and Saint Georges together, the last one is really the only healthy one huh.
Way to go Jess!
Ah I forgot Alex has an older brother.
Aaaahhh Charlie has dinner with the Standalls! Their reaction is so sweet!
"Does he make you happy?" "Yeah. A lot." AHDKWJWOAKDUWLAOEL I mean after everything that has happened to Alex, man I am so happy he can say that with a fond smile.
WHAT THE FUCK HAHAHAHHA CHARLIE WHAT THE FUCK HOLY SHIT LMFAO I THOUGHT THIS WAS JUST AN TRIPPY ANIMATED IMAGINATION THING and Alex is so done with his extra shit.
Wow Ani you do karaoke good, asking Jess out even better.
OH MY GOD IT ESCALATED. Also Alex is right that one is creepy Charlie.
I thought by special doughnut Caleb means some diet-related stuff fit to Tony's menu for fighting. Why didn't I expect a literal Will You Go To Prom doughnuts?
CHARLIE PLEASE STOP AHAHAHAHA you dumb rich kid where did you get all those lamps and prop candles.
"Would you love me any less?" Aww Clay knows Justin loves him.
"You three all look adorable" Ya Jess, same.
Tony really out there doing the "I'm here because he's here" to Caleb.
Clay, Alex, and Charlie be like judging Zach hard.
Oh right that one kid from Cyrus's gang is gay and he brought his boyfriend!
Zach: You two sitting here like it's a funeral. Also Zach: *proceeds to continue sitting as well*
"We deserve to live." Finally something from Zach's mouth that I can agree for this season.
I love that Tony and Caleb are such good friends to Clay.
And now it's Winston turn for dead people hallucination.
..... The door to the other side again.. :'''((
CHARLIE AND ALEX WON THE PROM KINGS AAAAAAHHHHHH I mean with all those extra efforts, it'd be hard to not to. And there goes Alex finally giving in to dance.
I don't like Luke the football guy when he's the enemy but I like him when he's a friend. He's a hype man lmao.
Alex I'm so happy for you man. I'm glad you are finally happy. My heart was tight at the dance part .
Everyone: *dances* Clay: *sits there, monologuing philosophically*
I like that Clay and Ani finally being honest that they don't fit each other romantically. As romance goes there is not much romantic tension between them. And they have way too many flawed traits that when paired, would turn the relationship sour and possibly toxic in the end.
Justin do u like to show up and make everyone step aside for you or what.
I like that Clay was just watching from a distance. Then at last minute decided to join the crowd with his mother, whom he had a few trust issues with in all seasons.
Charlie: "Foundry's gay?!" Alex: "Mind's blown" Me: Same.
There has been nothing wrong going on in one episode, aside from the Zach one that's timely stopped by Charlie and Alex. I'm suspicious.
Ah. Yes. Of course.
Oh my god Justin's the one dead huh?
Ep10
Oh thank God he hasn't died. Yet.
Oh God Justin no. No no no.
Get your shit together Zach. Even Charlie tells you that.
No no no not like this not after everything oh god.
Somebody would you actually please run after Clay too.
Oh my god Clay.
Oh my god Alex you. Even when he admits it to Winston, he still covers for Jess. I- oh god.
It's been only 15 minutes and it hurts.
Charlie and Alex, the moms of the group.
You know, for a guy who says he doesn't love Justin, Alex gives a lot of shit about him. I guess you can still be around people you don't like?
I know the kiss is huge news Charlie but that's not the issue here lmao.
Zach: *hugs Clay* Clay: ????? Alex and Charlie: ?????? Zach: *pats Tyler's head* *leans on Clay*
The Padillas :''')
Clay Jensen. Class speaker. Wow.
Yeah Mr. CSI's voice is really calm, rather chilling, actually.
"You've looked at death too many times for a young person." Damn right Mr. Jensen.
Ah so that's the reason why Zach stole that letter. Makes sense, emotionally.
You know, I did say Idc anymore about Justin/Jessica problems but when it gets to this point, I can't not care.
So many people come to the hospital...
Clay and Justin's talk. I'm sorry I can't hold it in anymore. I'm fucking sobbing at this moment.
He's dead. He's dead. He's dead just like his mom. But he died not in the same way. He died holding his bro's hand. He died surrounded by his family. He died with people who loved him around.
"After everything, this is how it ends." Fucck
DID HE HAVE TO DIE??? DID JUSTIN FOLEY-JENSEN HAVE TO DIE?? Did you really have to put yet another sucker punch in the last episode of the season?? Yeah I know real kids and people do die from AIDS but really? After a whole season of Clay screaming kids wants to live to the point he lost his mind???
I spent the entire funeral screen crying. I couldn't even scream again when Scott is present in the funeral. I know he'd be there but god I can't right now.
Mr. CSI sure knows super effective ways to make Clay react.
"If Justin's dead, the none of the rest of it matters. " Clay..
He opens up.
Oh yeah I forgot Charlie is a junior.
AAAA COURTNEY AND RYAN ARE HERE!!! I MISS YOU GUYS!!!!!
SCOTTTTT!!!!!! And CHLOE TOO!! It’s nice that they come together. But they aren’t like, together, right? I mean if he is her boyfriend she would say his name right away to Zach instead of a mere ‘would you like to meet him? He’s outside.’
These 4 are such good friends to attend their friends’ graduation ceremony.
The punk guys in toga are so... Refreshing to look. Such hype men.
"It's easy to hate. It's easy to fear. It's goddamn hard to love. But it's not optional. It's essential." Jessica Davis, everybody.
Jeff, Hannah and Justin really died in the span of 2 years. Add to that is Bryce and Monty, whose deaths left uncountable traumas on top of existing traumas. Yeah. It was hellish time.
Scott’s proud small smile when Clay gives his speech. Im love.
"Choose to live. Even on the worst day, life is a pretty spectacular thing." Clay Jensen, everybody.
Ma boi Zach really teared up at Clay's speech. 
Luke and one of the punk kids talking about some geek thing I am not familiar with I-
“No offense Luke. You’ve got great arm but you haven’t been known for your brain.” PETER That BURNS LMAO
Poor Winston just being alone. OH HELLO RYAN YOU ARE FAST.
Zach is gonna study music! Nice foreshadowing since he plays a lot of music this season.
Clay having a gratitude moment with his parents and Scott be like munching cupcakes in the background.
Oh god Hannah ...
Wow the old tape gang is here!! The nostalgia hurts.
They bury the tapes on the same hill again asdfwosaiofai.
Kinda salty Sheri and Scott aren’t here. But then again I guess back then Scott was just helping Clay and co when he could and mostly minding his own business. HOWEVER isn’t Sheri like in the tape and pretty prominent too :(( Like she was really cool with Clay (despite the whole guilt over Jeff), tried to make amends and really helped with the polaroid cases.
Also you can't just insert Scott in Clay's dream and then not have them interact in the end. The dream was such a perfect bait. Like we know at least they apparently get along well.
Everything in Jessica’s final conversation with her Bryce hallucination. Everything in it.
Ryan: “Gordon Lightfoot?” Ha Ryan you miss a whole lot of drama.
Fuck I'm tearing up again at Justin's essay. He deadass makes an entire essay about Clay and how he is his savior I- 
Oh my god they end it exactly like S1 with Tony and Clay riding away. They are really each other’s ride or die.
That’s it. It’s over. It’s been a long trainwreck. So the 2019 class graduates, so does Justin, they are doing uni right now and keeping in touch with everyone. Bye.
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trepidatious · 5 years ago
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(   natalia  dyer  &  alexandra daddario   )   bopping  along  to  vanilla twilight  by  owl city  is  vienna schuyler  ,  the  twenty-one  year  old  cisfemale  thrown  back  to  their  sports journalism  days  with  none  of  her  memories  .  voted  most  likely  to  break  into  area  51  ,  vienna  was  known  for  being  passionate  &  bashful  ,  go  figures  you’d  always  find  them  on  the  ice  rink  ,  but  grew  up  to  be  tranquil  &  withdrawn  .   ✎   kaya  ,  22  ,  she/her  ,  pst  . 
P A R A L L E L S
mia thermapolis ( princess diaries ) , hyuuga hinata ( naruto ) , casey carlyle ( ice princess ) , amy antsler ( booksmart ) , nadine franklin ( the edge of seventeen )
T R O P E S
shrinking violet , grew a spine , adorkable , homeschooled kid , geek , she is all grown up , extreme doormat , the confidant , eyes always averted , nice girl , shy finger twiddling
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          born in albany, new york to philip and danielle schuyler, the schuyler twins had been the center of their parents’ world from the moment they took their very first breath. they never had to want for anything and their childhood was often spent in upstate new york, visiting a family cabin during the holidays. it was those winter adventures that inspired vienna to pick up her first pair of skates, wanting to join the teens who’d she see skating across a frozen lake. at first she stumbled through, barely being able to keep herself upright, but by the end of the holidays she had mastered how to glide across the frozen landscape. after that it was only a matter of time before she started begging for lessons which inevitably lead to small competitions and private coaching.
          after developing a familiar routine on and off the ice, her parents getting transferred to bellevue, washington caused the schuyler family to move across the country and a seed of doubt to be placed in vienna’s head. while at first apprehensive that her ice skating career would never get to see the light of day, her nerves were quick to dissipate once she joined a local rink and continued her budding career as a skater. homeschooled so she could have time for her private coaching, vienna never got to socialize with others her age, often sticking to the sidelines and offering shy smiles to her fellow competitors. instead her downtime was spent alone, although sometimes in the company of her twin, as she binged movie franchises from star wars to lord of the rings.
             by the time she was a freshmen in high school, most of her summers were spent in san diego for a weekend, attending comic con whenever the dates didn’t coincide with her skating life. socially inept with no skills other than skating, vienna’s parents made it a point for her to attend a university like them, not believing that their daughter’s skating career would be enough to keep her afloat despite the success of her international junior career. vienna found herself reluctantly agreeing, being too timid to argue and chose to join rvu knowing her old coach from new york had moved down to california.
            a wallflower entering university, attempting to make friends and being in a school setting had felt like a rug being pulled right from under her. in her classes she was hardly acknowledged, only having her presence known whenever she was paired up for a group project. without the private tutor she was used to having her whole life, class settings were often spent with her lost in thought, filling her mind with daydreams of the future and random thoughts about whatever film she had watched the night prior. even when confronted outside of class, she’d often have a soft tone with whoever she was talking to, her eyes cast down as if she was only a few minutes away from stuttering. when you did notice her, it wasn’t uncommon to find a beginning of a blush forming on her face, a nervous smile becoming her default expression whenever interacting with someone.
            stretched thin with her studies and unable to qualify for the 2009 u.s. nationals championship, it was common knowledge within the skating community that vienna would still continue training during the current cycle of competitions instead of participating. skipping most of the major international competitions, she instead put her energy and skills into having a set of polished routines ready for the 2011 circuit. but with her degree being in sports broadcasting, espn had invited her to be a co-commentator for the 2009 world championships held in los angeles. with the conversation being about a topic she knew like the back of her hand, her commentary came fluidly and her usually bashful nature was nowhere to be seen as she observed the performances before her. with that attempt successful, it was no surprise that she was invited to vancouver to once again commentate on the competition.
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            graduating from rom valley university in 2010, she became a paid intern at espn, attending different competitions whenever she wasn’t competing in them. the internship only lasted a year, with her putting her broadcast career on pause to focus full-time on the 2014 olympic circuit. the next few years passed by in a breeze with her getting silver at the 2013 u.s. nationals and sixth place in the world championship, earning the united states a third spot in the olympics. during the 2014 u.s. championships, vienna placed first in the short and free programs, winning the national title and securing a spot on the u.s. olympic team. the rest of her career followed similarly, with her once again competing and placing in world’s as well as winning a bronze team medal in the 2018 olympics.
            before the throwback to 2010 happened, vienna had taken another pause in her competitive career, having suffered a stress fracture that put her out of commission. however, as a now internationally decorated medalist, she found herself returning to her broadcast roots, once again commentating at the different competitions and being interviewed on numerous talk shows. throughout her years post-graduation, she had kept in touch with a few people but for the most has kept to herself, preferring her own company over any amount of people. now able to turn on her charisma in situations non-related to skating, she had found herself content with where she was in life, with her days of smiling bashfully at the ground long gone, instead being replaced with confidence.
Q U I C K  F A C T S
unfortunately she’s one of the few who DOES NOT remember anything after 2010
all the self-growth and confidence she developed post-graduation??? long gone and home girl doesn’t even realize it sdfghj
definitely still a bashful mess who is avoiding eye contact whenever possible but hey, she’s definitely approachable and currently lacks the ability to be rude to anyone
doesn’t realize the whole marvel cinematic universe becomes as big and major as it is now so if anyone spoils anything she’d either think they’re an oracle of sorts or a secret writer for the mcu
she’s the biggest nerd and fan girl like i saw a few actors/oscar winners on the taken list and if any of your muses were a part of a marvel, lord of the rings, star wars, etc ( if it was at comic con then consider her a fan tbh ) she would have lost her shit being like “i went to school with this person omg” or “my friend is the scarlet witch!!!”
knows random facts about the stars and outer space and probably used to tweet at nasa a lot
her favorite barbie movie is the rapunzel one solely bc homegirl is staring and singing about the stars sdfghjk
probably asked her acting friends to be an extra in whatever movie they’re in
she says it as a joke but one of those “ get me in the movie. jk.... unless ????”
believes aliens are real and probably talked about it in 2010 and in 2020
like her theories about area 51??? and the government???? she could talk about them for days tbh
avoids drugs like the plague. will not even be anywhere where there’s weed smoke bc she’s scared it’ll pop up on her drug test bc she’s a paranoid dumb lil bean
probably doesn’t really drink that often but when she does it’s tito’s vodka
big nerd who speaks sindarin, can read aurebesh, and can somewhat speak togruta despite the limited amount of words that are known
named after the billy joel song and proud of it
ANYWAYS PLS PLOT WITH ME !!!!! my discord is medieval 4loko gang#5402 but feel free to hmu on here <3
i have a stats page here and wc page here !!!
but also come check out her pinterest board here
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hwangskz · 6 years ago
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homeboy! | pizza boy!(han) jisung
i know i was supposed to post the merpeople! au first but !!!! i just wanted to post this ok (plus im sorry this is like,,, being posted after 2 or 3 months sjsjsksj)
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• ur uni had opened this new pizza place there and u just wanted to go there really bad ok
• not only because the place was really cool!!!! or that it sold amazingly good pizzas!!!!!
• ur childhood best friend jisung was working there too (▰˘◡˘▰)
• he left ur town yEARS AGO to go to seoul
• so u missed him a shit ton ok
• so u walked into the pizza place as u were returning from the library somewhere at the evening when the place almOST closes
• the bell did a little "ting!" as u walked in and were greeted by 3 amazingly good looking guys
• "hello, ma'am! welcome pizzeria palace! what would you like to have?"
• "can i have one.... barbequed chicken fiesta? medium size."
• the guy nodded and yelled a "coming right up!" to u before taking down the list of things required and went to the kitchen
• there wasn't really any place to sit since they were probably packing up when u arrived
• aka there were no chairs and u were just standing there looking like a lost child
• "hello there!! sorry we had to keep our chairs in since we were about to close but.... u can sit here!"
• u turn around to find a guy behind u with his apron on and pointing at a chair behind him
• u were honestly too tired and exhausted to say no or basically anything so u sat down
• and there was just silence covering u both when he broke the silence
• "have i.... seen u somewhere...?"
• u turn to look at his face and inch towards him, causing his cheeks to go red, but he stayed where he was
• "u kinda remind me of this one childhood friend of mine who came to seoul a few years ago and now works here"
• u rest ur back on the chair once again when u were done speaking
• "is his name......... han jisung......."
• ⊙_⊙
• ur pretty sure u only feel oNE thing now
• P U R E C O N F U S I O N
• "yea........."
• he laughs out a cute little laugh
• but u won't back down by his cute ass laugh that kinda made ur heart go d o k i d o k i !!! (≖︿≖✿)
• "wait are u his stalker or smthg"
• he scans ur face for a second and laughs again and then stops and takes a breath to talk to u again
• "why would i stalk myself?"
• this is literally ur face after he said that
• (o_O)
• so u inch closer (again) to see if it's really jisung yk
• (⊙□⊙) holy mcdoublefucking nuts in the worLD
• "HOMEBOY HAN (°0°)!!!!"
• jisung can only laugh as he ruffles ur hair and responds
• "of course it's me, dumbass"
• yes u came back to that pizza place eVERY SINGLE DAY TO MEET JISUNG (✿◠‿◠)
• hey atleast u got extra cheese and meat for free,,,,,,,,,
• "jisung can i get one of my regulars extra che-"
• "i've literally memorised ur entire menu babe"
• calling each other names like "babe" is very common u know
• yall did it before too
• but,,,,,, why does it do something to ur heart whenever he says it
• like !!!!
• uR HEART IS IN A 911 CRISIS AND U MI G H T DIE BUT THAT'S OK IT'S FOR JISUNG !! :D !!
• little did u know he's been dying like that for a long time now
• also can i just say how shameless his headass is
• like every time u would walk in the place he would INSTANTLY know it was u and would yell
• "Y/N !!!!! MY BABE !!!!!!! LOOK AT HER !!!!!!! BLESS YO EYES AND LIVES CUSTUMS!!!!!"
• this probably started when u overheard a customer who looks like ur age, asking out jisung
• (u didn't see that but he looked in ur direction before replying to her)
• he turned her down
• but that didn't stop from the others to come at him too
• whenever yall are hanging out late at night
• an ongoing 2am supermarket raid (⌐■_■) for example
• someone hAS TO INTERFERE !!!!!
• "and omg the pizza in that place literally stin-"
• "jisung??????????? omg hi!!!!!!!"
• i mean they aren't really like those Annoying Girls Who Are In Love With You
• but u always feel very insecure yk,,,,
• like jisung could replace u with them anyday
• but one day jisung finally notices ur dull expression and he asks u about it
• "y/n. something's wrong, isn't it?" - jisung, as he pulls u towards him (lightly) with a serious expression
• this is just one of those million things u love about jisung
• the fact that he doesn't just ask someone right away. he waits to confirm himself and then he confronts them. and if they aren't okay with speaking about it, he'll just give them space
• but u did want to tell him
• so u told him about ur case of insecurity
• and jisung just hugged u really close and pat ur head as ur sigh comes out muffled since ur face was legit squished in his chest
• "y/n. i will never give up someone like you. okay? stop feeling so insecure."
• and he pulls away and i swear the way he looks at u
• the endearing look he gives u
• "you're perfect, y/n."
• sometimes u really think that he likes u because of all of those boyfriend material compliments he gives u and cuddling whenever he feels cold
• "y/n!!!! :(( !!!"
• "fine u big baby c'mere i'll give u ur cuddles"
• " :DDDDD "
• oh did i mention that he tried to that lady and the tramp kiss with u
• but it was actually pretty stupid
• no no there's no noodle
• OBVIOUSLY THERE'S NO NOODLE THAT'S WHY IT WAS STUPID ANYWAYS
• HE TRIED TO DO IT WITH A FRICKIN P I Z Z A
• yall were literally this | | close to kissing but somebody rang the doorbell and yeah it was felix coming to get jisung and take him home
• oh and yea felix would ALWAYS take ur orders when u came to the place ok
• he was even the first one who took ur order
• and it wasn't like jisung didn't wanna take ur order
• he was just too busy looking at u and hearing u talk and smiling like an idiot u know
• what a cute idiot :"))))
• so this cute idiot confessed to u one day
• and u could actually swear on ur left pink toe that u were actually crying because of that
• it was like any other day when he came to ur house with an entire box of pizza yk
• but when he passed it to u
• u were kinda suspicious because he would always fight to open the box first and get the best slice first
• but he gave u the box before so,,,,,,,
• whatever man ur hungry
• so u open the box and hOLY MC CRAPPING SHIT
• "what do u say..?"
• there were words formed with cheese
• “is this..... a confession...”
• jisung laughs out a shaky breath followed by him slightly nodding his head
• “yeah,,it is,,,”
• is it possible to say that u want to cry and hug him and pepper him with kisses all at the same time as u scream because that is exactly u feel rn
• and so many thoughts are running in ur mind
• about how he moved to seoul and u always thought he was joking about it to u until he really did
• and how much u missed the warm hugs he gave u 
• and how much u loved his silly humor and 
• when u found him
• happiness like old times surrounded u once again
• and maybe it’s all the emotions that were piled up for too long, because of which u are now a fucking crying mess
• well good job y/n
• “HHHHHHHHHH JISUNG I LIKE U TOO PLS UR WORDS WERE CHEESY  ENOUGH WHAT ARE THESE EXTRA CALORIES HHHHHHHH”
• jisung first takes his time to take in ur words
• but when he DOES
• this baby just bursts into laughter and hugs u so tightly
• “even with those calories, u will always be perfect to me baby (●´ω`●)”
• and u just cry louder because WHAT DID U, Y/N L/N, EVER DO TO DESERVE SUCH AN AMAZING ASS PERSON IN UR LIFE HHHHHHH
• WHO CONFESSED TO U WITH A PIZZA THAT SAYS “I LIKE U ALOT!!!”IN CHEESE AND A SMALL HEART MADE OF SOME EXTRA MEAT
• “y/n now ur just making the pizza saltier w ur tears pls,,,,,”
• shut up no one gave u the right to add these many calories plus be this fucking adorable ok that’s double attack.”
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askthetotallynotcampcamp · 5 years ago
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jaspvid for the s o u l
michael: oak aye
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Jasper: *first day working at the camp 😳😳* *vIbES near the entrance lmao*
David: GOOOOOOD MORNING JASPER! READY FOR YOUR FIRST DAY?
Jasper: Totally!! Is the camp still the same as when we were younger?
David: yup! Obviously different kids, they can get crazy so be prepared!
Jasper: Oh jeez, okay.
The b u s: *i am alive*
David: ah! They're here, oh you're gonna love them Jas!
Max: *walks off the bus* who the hell is that?!
Nerris: yeah I've never seen him before! Hello sir I dont know!
David: well kids, this is your new counselor, Jasper!
Jasper: Hi kids-! I hope I can make your summer great!!
Neil: *😒😒*
Harrison: Oh cool! A new person to show my magic to!
Space kid: howdy do Jasper!
Max: okay just another person to make fun of!
-all the kids are in the mess haul now-
David: I told you to be prepared! Dont let max get to you, hes always like that
Jasper: he’s just a little, uh, insulting. kinda rude, I can handle it though! Don’t worry about it
David: alrighty!
-time skip bc I'm lazy-
David: *getting ready for sleep time* do do dooooo
Jasper: ughhh, I do not understand how you deal with those kids all day *😔*
David: I've gotten used to them, maxes words hurt sometimes but I'm fine with it. And you dont have to work here ya know, if it isnt fun for you
Jasper: I wanna work here because I miss being with you all the time, homeslice- I’ll get used to it eventually
David: awe that's sweet, but you can always tell me if you want to leave because this place can stress you out! Now you, should get some sleep mister
Jasper: *😳😳😳* ah yeah, you too homie *bed time bro*
David: goodnighttttt!
Jasper: goodnight-
Time: smellbert day time
The camp: i am going to burn down
David: OH GOSH THE CAMP!
-after they fix the camp bc I'm lazy and tired-
David: *collapses against a tree* now that, that was a workout
Jasper: *collapses nexts to mr tree* is that how it’s like everyday?
Neil: *a p p r o a c h e s*
David: yeah basically *jumps up* hello Neil!
Neil: Hey can I show you something I’ve been working on? *is neil*
David: ah yes of course! *grabs Jaspers hand and walks over*
Jasper: *😳😳😳😳*
Neil: Okay, so, this is my science stuff, and this right here is a calculator
David: very...interesting! Right Jasper!
Jasper: I like the uh, bottles?
Neil: The test tubes?
David: *tries not to laugh*
Jasper: I mean- I guess? I don’t know, I never did science
Neil: Literally everyone knows what a test tube is-!
David: oh come on Neil cut him some slack, hes not all about science
Neil: david, literally everyone knows what a test tube is!
David: well Jasper isnt everyone! Keep up the good work! *walks back to the cabin*
Jasper: *taps david’s shoulder 😗✌️* hey hey hey, quick question
David: hm? *turns around* yeah Jasper?
Jasper: Can I talk to you alone for a hot sec
David: yeah of course! What's up buddy pal
Jasper: uh, so, since I was a kid i thought you were super cool-?
David: wow really?! Youre really.. what's the word you use..radical!
Jasper: Wow thanks! Anyway, I was thinking and like- I like you??
David: well duh, we're best friends!
Jasper: yeah, but, like-like you homie
David: *very red* oh gosh- i- um-
Jasper: *😳😳😳* uh- yeah-
David: a-are you sure? Out of a-all people?
Jasper: *nodnodnodnod*
David: well uh- lucky for you- *kisses his cheek😳😳😳*
Jasper: *😳😳😳😳* oh dang-
David: *smiles at him*
Gwen: well that was lovely
Jasper: Wow gwen okay
David: oh h-hi Gwen..*v red*
Jasper: *😳😳😳😳*
Gwen: I saw the whole thing, it was WAY better than trash tv
David: well is this good for your trash tv? *kisses Jasperteehee*
Jasper: *is a red*
Gwen: *:0* Oh damn!!
David: oh wait I actually did that-
Jasper: jesus- *lmao covers his face or some shit*
Gwen: 👏👏👏
David: okay uh toodaloo! Bye! *runs to the cabin*
Jasper: uh, i’m gonna go too-! *fOLLOW*
Max: they're so gonna makeout
David: *in the bathroom* WHAT THE HECK IS WRONG WITH ME
Jasper: *kNocKs oN tHe dOoR* uhh, davey are you okay?
David: AH! oh Jasper, hello! Uh yes I am completely fine why would something be wrong what
Jasper: you ran away really fast, are you sure you’re okay-?
David: yes of course! *comes pit of the bathroom and is like face to face w/ jasper bc he was standing right outside of the door??*
Jasper: *😳👉👈* *s smooch*
David: *😳😳😳😳😳😳*
Jasper: i’m uh, sorry *😔👉👈*
David: nononono it's okay! *hug*
Jasper: *hug 😔👉👈*
David: hey, you okay? *ruffles his hair and laughs*
Jasper: *:) 👉👈* of course!
David: that's great! *smiles at him*
Jasper: we should uh, leave and see what the kiddos are up to *walks out backwards???*
David: okay! *kicks the door open* owie
Jasper: oh dang are you okay-
Nikki: What SPICY DRAMA happened??!
David: nikki what do you mean??
Nikki: Max said you were gonna make out!
David: nothing happened! *😳*
Jasper: *holds onto david’s arm or smth lmao oop*
Nikki: hmmmm
David: nikki nothing- uh- nothing happened!
Max: Likely story DAVID!
David: fine, what do you think happened?
Max: you two made out or some gross shit and then you came out like nothing happened!
David: well you are incorrect!
Jasper: very incorrect!
Nikki: Oh damn it!
David: well anyways, since it's getting to sunset now, its campfire time! *skips over to the benches*
Jasper: come on children!! *follow*
Children: kk *follow*
Max: jasper I seriously dont understand how youre in love with HIM
David: *making a fire*
Jasper: I mean, he’s really nice, Max- I’m sure you’ll feel the same way about someone eventually
Max: pft- yeah, no
David: *stands up* okay and we are ready for action!
Jasper: oh come ON max, stop being so heartless *walks over to the f i r e*
David: *sits down on a log and puts on his sweatshirt* (I LOVE DAVID WEARING A SWEATSHIRT)
Jasper: *sits next to d a v i d* oh dang, are you cold?
David: eh, it's just summer night air
Jasper: yeah but i wanted an excuse to do this *puts his arm around david 😳*
David: *goes wide eyed 😳😳*
Jasper: *forehead smooch 😳😳*
David: *hides in his sweatshirt😳* Jasper not in front of the campers!-
Jasper: Oh dang i’m so sorry *n not*
David: *rests his head on his shoulder* hmph
Jasper: oh no, am i in trouble now? *hug teehee*
David: *shakes his head no*
Jasper: cool cool cool *😘😘😘*
Gwen: *👀👀👀*
David: *sleep*
Gwen: I think you need to go tuck your boy in
Jasper: Righto, Gwen make sure nothing burns down *picks up mr tree mans and cArRiEs hIm To tHe CabIn wOwIe*
David: huh..oh hi jasperrrr
Jasper: hola *drops mr tree mans onto his bed lmao rekt* you fell asleep
David: oh sorry *laughs tiredly?? Is that a thing??*
Jasper: go to sleep, you sound tired *forehead smooch 😳😳*
David: *pulls him down to....hug him duh*
Jasper: oh dang- *hug hug hug*
David: what? I love youuuuu (he ain't gonna remember this-)
Jasper: *😳😳😳* shoot- i love you too homie *s sits on the bed or smth*
David: *sits up and hugs him* thank you for working here, now I get to see your adorable face everyday
Jasper: jeez- calm down- *😳😳😳*
David: I'm just saying! *smiles at him*
Jasper: *😌😌* okay go to sleep now- it’s late, homeslice
David: okay *kisses him* goodnight *:)*
Jasper: goodnight weirdo *escape*
-morning-
David: *wakes up and sits up* best sleep I've ever had
Jasper: *uhh already out watching el children*
David: *gets dressed and walks outside* GOOOOOD MORNING JASPER
Jasper: hello hello, how did you sleep?
David: very good actually! I just dont remember anything from the camp fire
Jasper: oh great, you were hella tired last night man
Nikki: *f fire*
David: GOSH DARN NIKKI NOT AGAIN WITH THE FIRE!- *runs*
Jasper: *ahaha just vibes honestly lmao* righto children, who wants to go do something cool
Max: what do you consider cool
Jasper: dunno, what do YOU consider cool?
Max: I dont know that's why I'm asking you!
Space kid: how are babies made
Jasper: okay, we’re not going over that today- what if we uh, go to spooky island and find cool stuff
Nerris: david said we arent allowed over there!
David: I heard my name! Wassup
Jasper: we’re going to spooky island because i almost died there so we are allowed
David: *:0* ooooo adventures okay! Boat time! *walks to the boats*
Jasper: alrighty everyone get in groups of threes to go in the bOaTs and then don’t get lost
David: *gets in the boat in front of thy jasper* is Gwen coming?
Jasper: I don’t think so-
Space Kid: *is on their bOaT now because he asked how babies were made*
David: *starts paddling the boat* weeeeeeee
Jasper: *lmao also pAdDlInG*
Space Kid: David how are babies made?
David: uh well- *😳*
Space Kid: because neil told me that-
Jasper: okay okay okay let’s not talk about this today
Space kid: do you and jasper make babies?
David: NO *😳😳😳*
Jasper: *w heeze*
Space Kid: hmmmm, well do you want to make babies?
David: SPACE KID JUST STOP TALKING *😳😳😳😳*
Jasper: *literally sobbing* this is COMEDY
David: JASPER DONT ENCOURAGE HIM
Jasper: It’s so funny-!
David: uh-uh! Its embarrassing!
Space kid: you guys have definitely made babies
Jasper: *FIDNKSNSKSK* OH MY GOD *teeheehaw*
David: OKAY WOW LOOK WE'RE HERE *gets off the canoe*
Jasper: *escaped canoe* kk kids stay in your groups and find something cool
David: I guess space kid went with harrison and his group, so that's leave us alone *😳*
Jasper: *😳😳😳* *👀👀* *smooch 😳*
David: *😳😳😳* *kiss:)*
Jasper: *:)))*
Nikki: GUYS IT IS HAPPENING
David: NIKKI I SWEAR TO GOSH IF YOU DONT GO AWAY-
Jasper: *😳😳😳* Woah Davey chillax
Nikki: Everyone wanted to know!
David: well I think it's pretttttttty obvious that I am deeply in love with Jasper!
Jasper: 😳😳😳
Nikki: WOAHH!! Like my mom and Carl!!
Neil: nikki pleeeeeease dont bring that up
David: oh god-
Nikki: Why not! That was true love Neil!
Jasper: what even- who?
Neil: that was sex! Theres a difference Nikki!
David: their parents hooked up on parents day-
Jasper: *elbow nudge ;))* *LMAO WHEEZE JK JKING*
Nikki: There is no difference!
David: JASPER NO
Neil: they only did it for pleasure!!
Jasper: I was joking homie!
Nikki: oh REALLY? how would you know!!
Neil: beacuseeeeee that's why people do it nikki!
David: okay....homeskillet!
Nikki: have YOU ever done it!!!
Jasper: oh jesus- we should stop that before something bad happens
Neil: NIKKI I AM 11
David: yeah-
Jasper: *picks up nikki or some poopoo* Nikki, just listen to Neil on this one
Neil: THANK YOU
David: *giggles*
Nikki: this isn’t over NEIL
Jasper: okie dokie kids- Nikki you’re coming back with me because I don’t trust you with neil
Neil: NIKKI YOU LITERALLY EAT DIRT SO I DONT THINK YOU WOULD KNOW ANYTHING ABOUT SE-
David: OKAY ENOUGH OF THIS
Jasper: alrighty everyone we’re going back- david go back with neil
Nikki: *g rowels*
-when they get back-
David: *flops on to his bed* well that was a experience
Jasper: *s sits on david’s bed* oh god it sure was
David: *sits up and leans against the pillows* I haven't been that stressed in awhile-
Jasper: *😳😳👀* *smooch*
David: *smooch😳😳😳😳*
Jasper: *😳😳😳😳smooch*
David: *hug* hiiiii
Jasper: *hug 😳😳😳* hello hello
Dsvid: not to be that weird person but you are way better at kissing then I thought you would be- *giggles*
Jasper: *😳😳😳😳*
David: okay soryyyyyyyyyyy
Jasper: you’re so dorky
Space Kid: *knocks on the councelor cabins door*
David: ugh can we ever be alone! *opens the door* oh space kid! Why are you up?
space kid: i had a nightmare that space wasn’t real can i stay with you :(
Jasper: ughhhhhh
David: yes of course! *picks up him* where do you wanna sleep?
Space kid: uhhh in space
David: let me rephrase it, where do you want to sleep in the cabin?
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cruddyborderlandstheories · 5 years ago
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i said i was gonna do the meme Zer0/Hyperion theory from 2017 after the festivities but plans got shifted around and i have a couple minutes until the fireworks start so here we go. wild west pyro this one's for you o7
tl;dr: Zer0 was reverse engineered from Tannis’s notes on Eridians when Hyperion tortured her for the Vault Key and they used E-Tech to build them which is why they look human(oid) and why they use the E-tech rarity color in their splash screen instead of just... red or something. ... also we lost control of the timeline and 0ne was built by Rhys as a replacement for Zer0 once Rhys took over Atlas. we uhhhh didn’t think that one through LMAO
This was taken from a discord chat I had with a friend a couple years ago
i saved it in a google doc
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i haven’t changed in years lmfao
im Foster Farren/Me 
greg swifthands/xeric is my friend, we ended up swapping to our dnd server to scream about it which is why our names change halfway thru
my edits for clarity are gonna be in [brackets]
Me-Today at 2:33 AM
you know MAYBE THEM ALWAYS HOLDING A HYPERION SMG IS A SIGN [as some official art of zer0 had him with a hyperion smg...]
[i think this is it]
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[bonus the hyperion sniper]
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[also just for shits and giggles, the null pointer in bl3 is a hyperion sniper zer0 gives to us for the monomolecular edge upgrade]
LIKE WE ALL THINK OH THEY CHOOSE HYPERION BECAUSE ACCURACY
BUT WHAT IF BECAUSE THE OLD HYPERION COLORS WERE RED AND BLACK RIGHT BEFORE THEY MADE IT YELLOW AND WHITE
FUCK Y E S
I WOULDNT BE SURPRISED IF THEY COVERED UP THE WHOLE FAILURE JSUT BECAUSE THEY'D BE ASHAMED OF IT THE OLD GAPING CUNTS THAT’S WHY JACK WOULDN BE ASKING ANGEL
obviously zer0 escaped right
or else they wouldn't be in bl2
Xeric-Today at 2:33 AM
yeah, he fought his way out of the moonbase [helios], and came back to pandora to finish the job
Me-Today at 2:33 AM
fuck YES
Xeric-Today at 2:33 AM
DUDE
Me-Today at 2:33 AM
and did assassinations on the side to cover any costs that come up
Foster Farren-Today at 2:36 AM
OMG DUDE
HYPERION WAS THE FIRST COMPANY TO DISCOVER ETECH WEAPONRY THATS HOW THEY AMDE MILOLION S BY TSELIING IT TO THE OOTHE RS 
[the reason im flipping out about E-tech is because Zer0′s splash card in the bl2 intro uses the E-tech rarity color]
[for reference:]
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[look at the white bits and also we were thinking the background was eridian ruins but couldn’t make a connection to any we’ve seen... they looked like stone and collapsed arches]
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[very similar to e-tech rarity colors]
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Greg Swifthands-Today at 2:37 AM
oh shit wait, WHAT IF
TANNIS
RIGHT
SHE WAS IN THE RUINS
Foster Farren-Today at 2:37 AM
YES
Greg Swifthands-Today at 2:37 AM
AND FOUND ZER(0) IN CRYO OR SOMETHING(edited)
Foster Farren-Today at 2:37 AM
OH NO
ITS SPELLED ZER0
Greg Swifthands-Today at 2:38 AM
AND BROUGHT HIM BACK TO HYPERION
Foster Farren-Today at 2:38 AM
TANNIS WOULD NEVER SHEWAS A DAHL GIRL
AND ALSO INSANE(LY) SMART(edited)
Greg Swifthands-Today at 2:38 AM
Maybe when hyperion was torturing her the stole her research notes
Foster Farren-Today at 2:38 AM
oh shit
BOY
Greg Swifthands-Today at 2:38 AM
and reverse engineered him
Foster Farren-Today at 2:38 AM
CEILING CHAIRS COMING DOWN
Greg Swifthands-Today at 2:38 AM
oh f u c k
Greg Swifthands-Today at 2:39 AM
Hyperion BROUGHT HIM BACK
Foster Farren-Today at 2:39 AM
THIS PARTY'S GETTING CRAZY
Greg Swifthands-Today at 2:39 AM
THE GREATEST ASSASSIN IN THE GALAXY
PAST PRESENT AND FUTURE
Foster Farren-Today at 2:40 AM
i had aa theory that tannis did it herself with the teleportation system BUT THIS IS SO MUCH MORE SENSE
YES
ZER0 IS SIMPLY THE PRESENT
ONE IS THE FUTURE
Greg Swifthands-Today at 2:40 AM
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOH SHIT
Foster Farren-Today at 2:40 AM
OH SHIT
Greg Swifthands-Today at 2:40 AM
OH SHIT
Greg Swifthands-Today at 2:42 AM
DUDE
ALRIGHT
SO
REMEMBER TRANSFORMERS 4
Foster Farren-Today at 2:42 AM 
 THE CODE HAS BEEN REACKSED [... cracked?]
Greg Swifthands-Today at 2:42 AM
THE HUMANS BUILDING NEW VERSIONS OF THE ROBOTS
IN T4 = HYPERION IMPROVING ON THE CLASSIC ERIDIAN DESIGNED ZER0(edited) [using E-tech technology]
Foster Farren-Today at 2:43 AM
i fixed it
OH SHIT
YES
YES
AND RHYS
RHYS RUNS ATLASA
OH MY GOD
Greg Swifthands-Today at 2:43 AM
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOH
HOLY SHIT
Foster Farren-Today at 2:43 AM
RHYS LOVES ZER0
Greg Swifthands-Today at 2:43 AM
NO
LMOA
INRGNIERGN
Foster Farren-Today at 2:43 AM
RHYS MAKES A ZER0 FOR HIMSELF LOL
Greg Swifthands-Today at 2:43 AM
OHMYFUCKINGGOE
AHHHHHH
Foster Farren-Today at 2:43 AM
IM FCUKCING SOBBING
Greg Swifthands-Today at 2:43 AM
YOUGOTMESHOOK
Foster Farren-Today at 2:43 AM
UIMF CUKING SOHHHHHHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOK
im cant my bsotmache bhurts so badly from laughing
Greg Swifthands-Today at 2:44 AM
HOLY SHIT MAN IT WORKS AND IM SCARED
SO ONE/MERCY KILLED ZER0'S ASSASSIN BECAUSE HE WANTS TO BE THE ONE TO KILL ZER0
Foster Farren-Today at 2:44 AM
yes
YES
Greg Swifthands-Today at 2:44 AM
HE WANTS TO PROVE HES THE BEST
Foster Farren-Today at 2:45 AM
YES
Greg Swifthands-Today at 2:45 AM
THE BETTER
Foster Farren-Today at 2:45 AM
THE ONE
Greg Swifthands-Today at 2:45 AM
HOOOOOOOOOOHOHO
Foster Farren-Today at 2:45 AM
OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
Greg Swifthands-Today at 2:45 AM
DUDE
ALRIGHT THATS CANON TOO
Foster Farren-Today at 2:45 AM
C O N F I R M E D
... anyway there it is
i actually was quite fond of the E-tech colors/Zer0 splash screen connection but I could never get anything out of it. maybe in bl3 we’ll learn something new :?
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ghosty-schnibibit · 5 years ago
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very late (both in terms of date and time) ttazz liveblog before graduation comes out later today! 
the main reasons i put off listening to the ttazz for as long as i did:
was in the middle of a balance relisten, specifically in the middle of eleventh hour, and didn't want to break my flow there (iirc i was right before That Episode and i didn’t want the mood whiplash of going from ttazz to the emotional gut punch of the chalice)
still getting over amnesty in general because d a m n, this was my first season with taz from beginning to end that hit me hard, i needed some decompression time
i'm always a little terrified to listen to ttazz eps because i've been here for a long ass time and have seen interactions between fans and creaters go bad fast and am always quietly worried for our good good brothers even though most of the fandom is relatively chill
but graduation begins today so! i felt like i needed to get it over and done with. going into this with my only spoiler being that sternclay is canon, let's do this!
OH SHIT! new ttazz music! :D
kill me with emotions more like
or clint could be pollution a la g’omens
YES PLEASE I HAD TO GOOGLE HIM
... is there some reverb on justin's audio? he's echoing
i literally only saw ferris buller for the first time a year ago and i cannot remember wayne newton being in it
whomst???
yes please i am so curious
aww, that's fun
... so the ending was likely originally going to be duck taking over as mothman??? i'm so mad
YES PLEASE EXPLAIN GRIFFIN I WAS SO CONFUSED ABOUT THIS
g i v e  m e  t h e  l o r e  g r i f f i n
oh my god that is so good, holy shit
oh right, the npc who was a ghost that i couldn't stop picturing as owl from winnie the pooh because of his voice lmao
oh dang griffin and trav's audios are echoing too, this is super distracting
i would agree with that honestly, i feel like it was more like a tv season-esque build than an epic
... mood, and also why i think it hit everyone so hard that ned died
same, i love bad liar duck so much
the audience struggled with it too for a bit there lol
it has been so fuckin long since i listened to the first few eps of amnesty, i legit do not remember what aubrey's original voice sounded like
"how did we come to ned chicane?" damn trav
i always made a connection between suffering game and the shifter arc in my head but i didn't want to compare the two seasons unjustly, i feel better now that griffin's made it more implicit
who is clinking a spoon against a porcelain cup
"i'm checking slack, fuck you guys" pfff
that is literally how you brought barry back griffin
i need someone to write an au where aubrey touched thacker and got quelled earlier in the timeline, holy shit
dang, i could have guessed it was planned... i guess a lot of this arc's foreshadowing came in the form of "the boys all picked red null suits" moments where random things all added up
... wait, didn't duck kill the tree abomination? i need to relisten to amnesty so bad, i honestly cannot remember, i think that arc’s finale came out while i was in the middle of finals
ilu griffin
we could have had a "you earned love, but you didn't earn LOVE" moment??? g r i f f i n
YES, give me those great parallels trav
i have literally never seen a national lampoon movie guys
i thought it was!!! dang :(
honestly i wish pigeon had gotten more screen time between the arcs, she was really a wasted character imho
i love danbry so much :')
i'm only familiar with brian blessed as hamlet sr.'s ghost lmao
YEEEAH, STERNCLAY! :D
...
i maintain that she fell off a pudding fruit tree lol
oh fuck i am somehow even more happy thacker did that knowing that now holy shit
nice, time for some graduation hype!
tiny heist? i don't remember hearing anything about this :0
i am so fucking excited to see these maps trav, holy shit
i! cannot! wait! for! travis! dming!
oh my god i do the same thing with all my ocs, i have an entire publisher doc with all their info written out too
i'm so damn exited! holy shit!!!
nice one griff lmao
alrighty, that's the end of amnesty! i can't wait to see what trav has in store for us, and i'll still be here livebloging along with it for the foreseeable future ^u^
p.s.: thank you guys so much for all the love on my recent post!!! i didn't expect so many people to enjoy me venting my emotionsTM over suffering game lol
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cleaduvalls · 5 years ago
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i watched all 20 episodes of "spy kids: mission critical" twice in about a week and here are my thoughts (pt 1/5)
these will be divided into 4 episodes per post so they stay about the same length as one spy kids movie
1.1
no theme song. :/
wow specific location
wow. we love lying to our spouses
greg actually kind of sounds like greg??? like ingrids not right in the slightest but greg sounds like greg
oh yeah i call him greg instead of gregorio bc thats Too Many Syllables
i dunno id rather go on an adventure
oh!!!!! ingrids hair!!!!! cute
they look like friggin iron knuckles from cadence of hyrule
how do you..... classify a move
also why would they teach agents to counter a move that they also taught the agents
dont you mean SWAT
is that tom kenny?????
thats not carmen. i dont care WHAT you say. thats not carmen
shes 14???
since when can he build???
since when do they LIVE at the oss?????
thats a ball. not a blob
oh mood
juni your voice is so squeaky
Every Villain Is Lemons
is this a separate universe????? we already know about the third brain program. and you cant claim that people havent seen the movies cuz theyre ALSO on netflix
the experiment wasnt FUTILE it actually went really well. yall are just cowards
you can destroy gold???? like its not DIAMOND
ew
did golden brain go through childhood??? or did he just.... spawn as an adult????
alliteration
take a wild guess carmen
why are you wearing jeans in the DESERT????
"sis"??? who says that
oh boy fart jokes already
little brothers, cuz youre younger, were related, and youre boys
did you mutate the agents too?????
oh i feel you juni
oh boy butt jokes
carmen youre 14. where im from you COULD have a job at certain places
is he... gonna kill them?????
oh!!!! the mimicking is back!!!
theres no way you had taco butte in the last 5 minutes
teenagers?????? the franchise is spy KIDS get it right
there SHOULD be, yall are licensed spy kids
roll credits
juni stop trying to be a lone wolf it never works youve seen all 4 spy kids
i want to be her
are you.... knighted?????? or are you just british
hes like 11 what do you expect from him
ahavschaj acemate
carmens FACE she looks HIGH
finger guns???? hes bi
THUMB THUMB!!!!!!!
TOM thumb thumb!!!!!!
F L O O P!!!!!!!!!
nvm i want to be HER
im sorry how the H*CK did you just say fegan???????????
piercings!!!!!
and i OOP-
aztec???? bc the aztec death spiral??? nice
maybe im a little biased bc floop but shes my favorite
why are the parents here
who calls it a cuddle bear?????? its a teddy bear what are yall on
oh i love carmens socks
i gotta say im living for goldies aesthetic
haha coward
to be fair hes from the outback, they have friggin emus. those things are creepy
:0 sneaky
nice timing
1.2
wow ig there really is no theme song :(
how can he sleep with a TEACUP
i think at some point youd just... fall asleep????
wow big flex
and i OOP-
scorpions so mean i love her
for like 3 seconds that animation looked like a friggin barbie movie
i thought thumb thumbs couldnt hold things???? like thats their whole point
did she hang up on them?????
when your mom said she wouldnt get mad if you tell the truth so you tell the truth and she still gets mad
K A N Y E?????????
oh no they all have died
drowning a chainsaw????????
PLENTY OF PEOPLE
my parents whenever im tired
did you not hear her name shes clearly immortal
me
stop yelling
at that point he shoudknt have even been able to drink the milk
why are the spotlights on carmen
*2 hours later*
dont put the phone on the desk????? have you not have a teacher give you detention for that????? i have
i think its pretty obvious what he was dreaming about
in the subtitles the u has the dots but hes not pronouncing it right. it should be more "keurp-ka-kay", not just "coop-ka-kay"
everyone has weird dreams????? step off ace
class lasted for 5 minutes wtf
do the three of them share a phone???? thats what it says in her contacts
ok visage thats a little too far
i hate this dude so much
visage shes allowed to be on her phone shes not in class
psi???? like earthbound????
😔
theyre not wrong
STOP YELLING
thats?? not possible?????? youre just weak
why are you saying that out loud
dude stop im dying of second hand embarrassment
wait the sign with the transcribed words doesnt have the ü. so how he pronounced it WAS right they just messed up the subtitles
i thought there was only ONE of its kind why do they EACH have one?????
why did so many people lose????? it seems pretty straightforward
also i love her ringtone
is that tom kenny again??????
thats.... not how it works
he should not have made that
so the big reveal is that it was his mom, but how does he know shes a cortez now?????? she was avellan at that point
take a wild guess
spurious??????? why are you using his first name
i dont???? think you can????????
1.3
the beats pretty good, im tapping my feet
i love his voice
thats not disco thats TECHNO
actually discos probably right. hes german and in germany clubs are called diskos. the music hes playing is pretty clubby, therefore it would be disco
she has spotify premium???? nice
ooooh scorpion has bed curtains!!!!
why do both cortezes have the floor bed???
how can juni hear aces music???? did his headphones get unplugged????? is it just super loud?????
sounds more like kids music than folk music
HOLY CRAP HES LISTENING TO THE WIGGLES (no offense to the wiggles)
yes hes a heavy sleeper we discussed this last time
he has a bazooka you might wanna run
"carmen is not here" me too carmen, me too
glitch chill
oh yay piss jokes
how does so much stuff come out on the floss
she was asleep???????? take it easy glitch
creative name
also the music sounds like it came right out of cadence of hyrule??????? which could be possible bc the girl who voices glitch also voiced link
glitch its clearly a virus
carmen you can go, psi can handle this
hes so protective of his records im dying
BAHAHA she said "worm?" and ofc my dumb ass thought she meant worm as in "oh worm?"
1.4
i had a whole bunch but tumbr decided to delete it and i dont wanna rewrite it so we missed the last 4 minutes of 1.3 and the first 8 of 1.4, sorryyy
it doesnt matter anyway no ones gonna read this
this whole point system was in the fourth movie, get some new plot points
is that really a good idea carmen???
throwback to when i was a kid and wanted to learn australian
oh no they died
JUNI NO YOU SAID IN THE THIRD MOVIE TO N E V E R SPLIT UP
sheilas a great name shut up
listen i see mirages all the time in the summer but how do you see a fake building???? its always a puddle of water
yeah the outback STEAKHOUSE
you sound like youre on crack
oh no he died
one time i ate a bug bc i thought it was some leftover dorito i had stuck in my teeth
hes pretty good at shelters, did you not see the second spy kids???
hey he calles him juni!!!
s n e a k y
what even is heat rash?????
STOP YELLING
nice STEALTH you tell him he has nice STEALTH
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