this is my banner btw i just stretched it out. i loooove a good stretched png...
below the cut is alt versions!
ok here. the picture its based on + the image without the bg being a bit blurred* + the image without blurring OR text. if you want any of this separately lmk cause like i still have all of this saved as separate layers
* i blurred it to make the the text slightly easier to read LOL
also fun facts / notes about the image:
i spent a frankly ridiculous amount of time looking for those picsart sticker filter overlay things?! like i swear ive found them so easily before but idk... as we get further from 2020 relics are hard to find....
holly has the femme flag on her cheek in the third image and hol horse has the butch flag in the fourth image!
the overlay/border thing is the lesbian flag in the third pic and the nonbinary flag in the fourth one, i'm sure most people know those flags but like why not write it down for those that dont ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ anyway i didnt wanna just overlap both because that looks bad but to me hollyhorse is a nonbinary lesbian couple. theyre both enby dykes i hope this helps
cinnamoroll is there because i found that sticker on picsart and i love cinnamoroll too much to not use that immediately
the button in the bottom right of the fourth picture says "in dykes we trust" (and like god bless. yes we do.) and the button pinned on hol horse's shirt (also in the fourth image) days "it's a bitch being butch!"
the background is just the cover to pitbull's album "global warming meltdown" idk it was that, tilted towers, or bliss (xp). but i used the last one literally not even a week ago(?) and i use tilted towers as a background ALL the time. so i spiced it up a bit. also im listening to pitbull right now
the speech bubbles are based on that one like jungkook(?) (its a kpop boy i think its jungkook.) roleplay reply tweet screenshot that has those exact lines in ridiculous fonts. that image turns 4 this year... i cant believe i ever lived in a world without 𝖎 𝖜𝖎𝖑𝖑 𝖕𝖗𝖔𝖙𝖊𝖈𝖙 𝖞𝖔𝖚. ???
thats it i think... this post is dedicated to hollyhorse nation but especially strawbeebap on twitter. ive never talked to them in my life i dont have a public twitter anymore 😭💔 if someone who does sees this pls tell cal strawbeebap i say hi and thank you for carrying hollyhorse nation 🫡🫡🫡
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Ajfjsjakjdfjs there is a lot about lesbian culture in other countries I did not know about!! Like o_o why with thr nudes thing sjdjskdjsjd
I see though i think that makes sense. I feel like theres always that dumb idea of masculine feminine balance 😭 even though i myself am femme4butch i still dontt liek the whole oooaaga divine balaaance. Also its weird bc I think in USA, while there is that idea of course, there's also the 'lipstick' lesbians or 'fem4fem' stereotype or at least, what straight people think of the Good type of lesbians if it makes sense. Like what we see on tv... Its more appealing to them anyway
I mean my ex(😭 it hurts to say my god) gfs mom was actually a bit confused on whether she (ex) was trans like her brother (ftm) or just masculine, Bc i guess her idea of lesbians was the Lipstick kind.? but then also shes not usa american but latin American. Also she was very supportive and sweet just straight and confused with things gjdks
Still i think we have that too or single feminine lesbians get told how its good theyre not the ugly kind if people find out. I think gay men also have similar expectations put on them like ive read about families being more accepting if their son was the "top" or more manly seeming one in his relationship
Also me too 😭 its sooo weird like to have been pressured since being born+!!! And even my teachers would say omg stop flirtingg with boy classmate. ☹️ (crazy bc a teacher thatt taught us Gender Spectrum actualy said that to me bc i was telling this one boy off or something.. ookay.) And then my mom bringing up babies or grandchildren and then in the next moment telling me sex is evil and i should stay away from boys okay ma'am!!!
But jdjd glad that its not just me. Idk i keep feeling worried, but then I feel like im being stuck up and thinking im the only one in the world whos smart and sane so ill never find anyone. Like relax you are not the chosen one (@ myself of course)
Yeah i hope my family will be accepting andd not kill me fjsksjs and I hopee. I can find love and peace.... but thank you for listening! really I appreciate it bc sometimes it just feels like drowning in loneliness and i cant be myself even among friends andd etc. So. Ur very sweet 😭 mwah mwah thanks again mena
literally i could not tell u why she was showing me her nudes. im guessing it’s bc she wanted to show me that she gained weight and show her body before 😭😭 i felt like she was low-key flirting ngl lmaooo but she kept talking about her gf and that’s often a red flag for me sooo nothing happened there. i told her she shouldn’t sit around waiting for the day when her gf inevitably leaves her for a man n that’s not healthy etc. she’s also extremely self-hating in general and said a doctor told her that her lesbianism & masculinity are bc she doesn’t have enough estrogen in her body / has too much testosterone and that she should be on hormones to be fixed, which she fully believed.
im not keen on femme4femme lool from my experience most of them are weirdly anti-butches and hold misogynistic & lesbophobic beliefs! and i do think ur right that’s the more acceptable combo in the west (two gender conforming conventionally attractive women dating). i also hate the stupid idea that bc im not masculine im meant to be dating a woman who is bc it’ll “balance” us both. they also said when im with more androgynous or feminine women, i become more masculine which is “unnatural” or sth 🫥. also my mom is most in support of me dating women that can pass for men, i feel like she thinks if i won’t be w a man then the thing that’s best is me dating a woman who can be mistaken for a man. i think it’s mostly bc she wants to be socially accepted but it can be exhausting
ALSO the top thing is a whole ass thing in the gulf. there’s many bi & straight men who will literally get away with having gay sex bc they exclusively top 💀 a lot of those tests they use to check if ur gay (so they’ll jail u for it) are specifically testing if ur a bottom. it’s a weird weird phenomenon. and it’s especially weird that there’s this weird culture of even straight men seeking out men bc the society is very sex segregated. im sure some of those men aren’t actually straight but it’s such a prominent thing the way it is in prisons in the US that im sure many of them are. craziest part is this culture is most prominent in saudi of all places
omg when i was little i had mainly male friends bc idk girls thought i was a weirdo that stared too much at them or sth. and i was v close to my male friends, we’d hold hands n all but i think we both thought nothing of it. and my mom would be like “omg soooo cute my daughter has a boyfriend omg 🤗 she looooves the boys omg and they love her!!!” meanwhile im 5 years old and just thinking of it like holding my brother’s hand
manifesting u find ur dream gf soon and that coming out goes smoothly for u 🥺❤️ don’t hesitate to msg me whenever. i love hearing from other lesbians n it’s always heartwarming seeing younger lesbians accept themselves, i somewhat envy it (wish i were that brave & self-aware!!!) but it gives me a lot of hope for our future 🥰🥰🥰
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F1 Re-Watch 2013: Round 11 - Belgium
The section of the season watch through I've been most looking forward to, Seb's nine consecutive race wins. At the time as a returning fan it didn't really sink in how much of a big deal it was at the time... I was just happy to see Seb win 😅
I believe this is going to be a Sewis podium too so a very nice added bonus!
It feels wild that Alonso and Raikkonen were still genuine title contenders at this point... then brat Seb showed up and said fuck your title hopes
Listen when Seb wins 9 races in a row it's sexy and never been done before, when Verstappen does it I hate it. I know I'm very biased.
ANYWAY, starting grid: Lewis pole and Seb P2 🥰, Jenson P6!!!! Hell yeah!!!! ...Jev P18 and Dan P19 😭 starting grid whiplash returneth
ah so it was a wet/dry quali which explains stuff a bit
Tyres were mediums and hards for this race
[Formation Lap]: The traditional mad dash of mechanics to get back to the garages (let's go lesbians let's go!)
"There's a McLaren with some very hot rear brakes" don't (it's Jenson's car)
[Start/Lap 1]: Lewis hold the lead at the start!
JENSON'S UP TO 4TH!!! STOP THE COUNT!!!!!
nevermind SEB TAKES THE LEAD!!!!!!!!!
Jenson tries to go round the outside of Rosberg but it doesn't stick
holy shit what a sequence of corners
[Lap 2]: And Seb already has a 1.4 second lead, #JustSebThings
Alonso tried to get past Jenson but doesn't have the speed
and the Lotuses have done the old switcheroo
Top 5 is: Seb, Lewis, Rosberg, Jenson and Alonso
[Lap 3]: Seb's lead up to 2.9 seconds 🏃♂️💨
"Just save your tyres" Rocky already telling Seb to slow down a bit
[Lap 4]: Oh the sight of Jenson running a race in P4, I have missed it so 😭😭😭
...nvm Fernando just got past him
it was nice while it lasted
man the replay of the start, Jenson just shot off the line
also more than a few cars had lock ups into La Source
[Lap 5]: while the start was replaying Webber got past Jenson for 5th
and yet another overtake happing right before Les Combs
[Lap 6]: And Alonso is into P3, also getting past Rosberg into Les Combs
Ted thinking Red Bull might try the one stop, since it's only a couple of seconds faster than the two stop
(I legit find a lot of this stuff fascinating I could listen to a whole TED Talk about it)
[Lap 7]: No I'm still not used to hearing GP over a Force India Team Radio
and an update on Sewis watch: Seb's lead is now just over 4 seconds
eesh lots of break dust coming off Raikkonen's car
that does not spark joy, it brings nerves
[Lap 9]: Webber and Rosberg having fisticuffs over 4th
and Raikkonen with his potentially dodgy brakes is up into 8th
Frankly if I saw a car leaking break dust at every corner, I'd give it a black and orange flag. RIP to the FIA but I'm different (and have braincells)
Seb passing 2000 laps leading a race 🥹 that's my boy!!!!!
[Lap 10]: Massa and Hulkenberg make their first stops
Seb's lead over Lewis holding at 4 and a bit seconds
[Lap 11]: Jev also makes his first stop
Perez getting a pen for supposedly forcing Grosjean off the track... you know when Crofty and Brundle say it's bs that it's bs
[Lap 12]: anyway, Lewis makes his first stop for another set of mediums
replay of the Perez/Grosjean incident, it was not a pen, FIA been clowning since the dawn of time
[Lap 13]: Rosberg also makes his first stop
[Lap 14]: Alonso and Webber make their pit stops
damn I was too late to make my pit stop shuffle joke
*70's disco music plays over the tannoy*
Cut to a very nervous Anthony Hamilton at the back of the Merc garage
and Seb makes his first stop, he's on the mediums so will have to two stop
[Lap 15]: He comes out in P2
*deep breath* JENSON IS IN THE LEAD!!! STOP! THE! RACE!!!!
Making a mental note to watch some Jenson/Lewis/Seb podium races. The ultimate dream podium for annoying people (me).
And Seb takes the lead just before the bus stop chicane
[Lap 16]: "It's all just playing beautifully into the hands of Sebastian Vettel" Inject it into my veins!!!
And another overtake into Les Combs, with Rosberg passing Grosjean for 5th
Jenson is yet to stop, hence his high track placing, the 2013 McLaren was sadly not that good 😭
[Lap 17]: and a Seb fastest lap for F1 bingo
Raikkonen has stopped, unclear if his brakes are still leaking break dust
[Lap 18]: And Jenson finally makes his first stop, interestingly onto the hards
So he could one-stop, it would depend on tyre life as to whether or not he makes it work
good grief cars briefly going three wide before going into single file up Eau Rouge, will people please THINK OF MY NERVES
[Lap 19]: Top 5 is currently: Seb, Alonso, Lewis, Rosberg and Webber
Oh, Force India on Sauber fisticuffs
[Lap 20]: Seb sighting!!! Man I miss the old glossy RBR livery
He's also 7.8 seconds ahead of Alonso
"What have Ferrari or Mercedes got to throw at him? [Seb]" Nothing. Let him cook.
[Lap 21]: Oh god there was more tyre failure during the build up to the race apparently. Please no I'm not strong enough.
Rosberg and Webber continue to scrap over 4th
[Lap 22]: and just like that we're at half-race distance!
Replay of Jenson getting past Grosjean (who's yet to stop) for 6th
[Lap 23]: and as I type that in pits Grosjean 😅
[Lap 25]: lol I got too enthralled in just watching the cars go round, but right after Ted said he'd told by Lotus that Raikkonen's brakes were now fine, he retires with a brake failure. Talk about commentator's curse
[Lap 27]: And in comes Lewis for his second stop, he takes on the hard tyres so will be good to the end
[Lap 28]: A FOUR CAR FIGHT INTO THE BUS STOP??????
welp, and out goes Di Resta. Someone punted into him, absolutely no idea who
we went from midfield spice to midfield violence in 0.2 seconds.
[Lap 29]: Alonso makes his second stop under the yellow flag
Jenson's in 4th!!!
[Lap 30]: Webber makes his second stop
You know an incident was messy when it only comes up with the corner it happened on screen as opposed to the drivers in volved 😳
Also it is so wild hearing Andrea Stella over Fernando's team radio when he's McLaren Team Principle now, oh what is the passage of time
[Lap 31]: Anyhow, in comes Seb for his final stop, he had a big enough gap that he retained the lead
"If Button's tyres don't fall off the cliff, will he get McLaren's first podium of the year?" Being a Jenson fan from 2013 onwards was rough 😭
[Lap 32]: But he is in third for now, with Lewis being the first car behind
and cut to Jenson's on board!
and *this* is how you do a chrome silver livery, iconic af
"We think we can go back to Plan A?" so a one stop I'm guessing
[Lap 33]: But there's Lewis getting rather close in 4th, gap currently two and a half seconds
Current top 5 is: Seb, Fernando, Jenson, Lewis and Rosberg
[Lap 34]: and as I say that Webber is really close to the back of Rosberg
[Lap 35]: And there go McLaren's podium hopes, Jenson makes a second stop for a set of mediums, he comes out in 6th
Oh the replay of Jev's pass on Hulkenberg for 11th 👌
That's my two time FE champ 🥹
[Lap 36]: Webber chasing down Rosberg for 5th
[Lap 38]: and still chasing down, I got too enthralled by the cars going round to type again
[Lap 39]: ayyy Dan and Jev are up to 11th and 12th 🎉
in our various battles, Webber is stuck behind Rosberg, and while Jenson is catching he's not catching by enough
[Lap 40]: 🚨5 laps remaining klaxon!🚨
[Lap 41]: Seb update: he's still leading 🥰
and Dan gets past Perez for 10th
[Lap 42]: and one again Rocky tells Seb to slow down right after he set fastest lap 🤣
Brat Seb once again being a menace
[Lap 44]: Final lap!!
I keep on getting enthralled by the cars just going around the track they're all very pretty
Might also be because it's currently after quarter past 11 at night as I type this
"Bring it home, stay away from the kerbs" Rocky is physically on the pitwall but mentally hitting Seb on the head with a cardboard tube
[Finish]: and SEB WINS IN SPA!!!!!! 🥹
Alonso P2, Lewis P3, Rosberg P4, Webber P5, Jenson P6, Massa P7, Grosjean P8, Sutil P9 and Dan P10
ahhh Seb's 31st win, in which he matched Nigel Mansell on the all time win record 🥹😭 and once Fernando congratulated him he went over to say well done to Lewis, I'm fine 😭
Apart from a couple of flash points, the race didn't feel super eventful. Honestly it felt like I was watching a Free Practice session at times, it had those vibes 😅
Next race - Italy!
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