Everyone’s reaction if MC came to them and told them they spent $200 on an oil change and got premium air😂
Ren
"O-Oh? I didn't know they sold premium air...! What was the name of this place again?" How dare they try to take advantage of you like that. If they don't mind tricking someone as kind and benevolent as you, then surely they wouldn't mind if he sets their business on fire.
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"Y'can just ask me to help fix your car next time. I don't mind, y'know." He gives you a soft smile before pulling out his phone and anonymously depositing $500 into your bank account. "Want me to take a look and see if they did a good job?"
Violet
"Huh?!" Almost immediately, she's pulling off her gamer headset, grabbing her purse, and pushing you out the door. "Where's their garage located? I think they need someone to knock a few braincells or two into them."
Elanor
"Oh? That's so cheap! I got charged $350 for my latest checkup." Elanor doesn't seem to understand that you both managed to get swindled by the same shitty auto service. "I refused the premium air though since I didn't think I needed it."
Moth
"You... do realise you just got scammed, right?" They're sporting a giant shit-eating on their face, but you could tell they were concerned as well with how delicately they phrased the question. "And there's no such thing as premium air..."
Leon
"Does it usually cost that much?" Leon shoots you a considerate look before pulling out his phone to compare prices. "Uh... Sunfish? I think you got scammed... Hey, why don't we go pay them a visit? You can hold the door open while I throw a volleyball at their face!"
Teo
"$200? Where did you go to get your oil changed? The dump?" He doesn't bother looking at you when he speaks, though you were grateful you got a response out of him in the first place. "Just buy a new car if that annoying red symbol shows up. The fuck does it even mean, anyway? Whatever. Take one of my cars if you want."
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I CHANGED MY CAR BATTERY ALL BY MYSELF AND IT WORKS!!!!! who says gay people don't know about CARS!!!!
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My boyfriend got me the yoga mat that I've been wanting for my birthday🥺 he's so sweet 😭 I didn't buy it because I felt guilty spending that much on myself. It's so pretty and soft💕 it matches my resistance bands and water bottle💕 ahh I'm so excited to use it🙈 I love him
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People who have never taken public transit before seem to be under the impression that everyone on a bus is ready to stab you meanwhile I have never had that problem and I get to read while I’m stuck in traffic and they don’t.
Also I don’t get stuck in traffic much anyways because the drivers keep going on the freeway even though it gets clogged up with traffic and it’s literally faster to drive on the surface streets where the busses go but whatever I don’t need to pay for a gym membership because I walk to the bus and meanwhile what are you spending your money on? Oil changes so you can keep getting stuck in traffic?
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