#also i think it would be funny if the gay rumors get started about them instead and john's like 'oh yeah? well I'm gonna go even gayer!'

[myplasticadversary]

So I've been thinking about 1974 in my Plastic Ono Band universe, and I think what I've settled on is John and Yoko still separate and she puts out Approximately Infinite Universe and meanwhile John is antsy about recommitting to Paul without her but manages to get talked into briefly joining Wings to play lead guitar for recording Band On The Run, long as he can bring his girlfriend May. #9 Dream replaces Mamunia (which is released as a B-side to Helen Wheels) and Let Me Roll It breaks out into the Beef Jerky jam as an outro.

But I've been trying to decide, if John is on the album does that mean he goes with them to Lagos or does he wait till they come back for overdubs? I feel like with all the crazy shit that happened on that trip like the robbery and Paul's heart attack and getting antagonized by Fela Kuti (who had a point let's be real) John would believe that's all somehow due to his presence being a curse despite it having nothing to do with him and afterward be even more compelled to self-isolate, that is if he would decide to go in the first place.

[deathsbestgirl]

I don’t have the actual stats, but Scully would have been one of very few female field agents at the time that she started. What do you think her relationships were like with the other female agents and personnel?

omg i completely missed this. thank you!!

i actually think about this a lot. because they love to show scully with mostly men. her professor in the jersey devil, clyde bruckman, pendrell, the old detective in squeeze/tooms, etc etc.

but we did get to see her with a former student in soft light and holly in pusher. i think there are probably a couple women she has good relationships with, friendly and not strictly professional. like, she's kind of funny. because she is very professional, and so interested in their work, i think she forgets about pleasantries and making any kind of connection even for the sake of work. so the people who really like scully are probably people who like that, who find that refreshing or interesting. like pendrell loved that she was an fbi agent/doctor/scientist. and i think other women wouldn't be intimidated and would be more likely to approach her with an open mind — regardless of rumors or their personal beliefs etc. and idk, i think there's something about scully that if a woman is having a rough day or going through something, they wouldn't feel the need to hide it from her like they might some other women or the men they work with/for.

like she should have met that woman who analyzed barnett's handwriting. that woman was kind to mulder & liked him — and idc what anyone says, that woman was gay. SO i think they would have likely clicked. even if scully was skeptical about her field lol because scully, when she doesn't feel threatened, is curious. we get to see that with the lone gunmen. she was dubious of them, but in no way were they threatening.

i also think about that phone call in deep throat, where she's talking to a woman about the license plates. something about the vibe of it felt friendly & familiar to me, not plain professional.

i'm not sure this really answers anything but basically, i think scully would have had at least a few good (working) relationships with women working in the fbi, labs, etc. that weren't plain professional. she wouldn't be particularly close with any of them, but they would be friendly and chat about casual life things & science. any woman working in the labs would peak her interest. nerds love nerds and they all love infodumping.

[silverfoxphil]

copenhagen highlights:

- phil threw his boxing glove off stage and at the end of the show it still hadn’t been claimed so someone took it home, dnp tweeted about it from the preshow twitter account, that person immediately responded to get in touch over returning it, and everyone on twitter has been bullying them for hours over “stealing” from dnp

- there’s a scene with a barbie from the last show where they didn’t have the barbie they needed so they used a banana, this show they had the barbie so no more banana

- someone got confused and started spreading a rumor that dan said they confirmed phan in 2019, turned out not to be true and everyone else from the show said they confirmed that they were gay in 2019

- dan told someone off for taking photos, twitter phannies have also been bullying them relentlessly and fearmongering saying dan and phil will leave us again for being so disrespectful

- in true or false they said that phil isn’t the dancing pumpkin guy (obviously), that they didn’t get married in 2022 and again brought up dan’s fear of commitment and hate for traditionalism, and i think either bed or sleepless nights with phil that we heard from the last show, and that the bondage bar really is not a bondage bar and really was meant to hold pillows

thank you so much anon!!!!! this is so detailed wow this is great. Finally i know what the banana was about lmaoooo. NOT the phan confirmation mishap thank god i wasnt here because i would have eaten that shit up so easily💀

im gonna say something controversial in this safe space, i think it's funny to joke about them getting married but tbh i hope they never get married, i have a strong fear of irl marriages (and i understand dan's fear of commitment and his rejection of assimilation)

[shaunashipman]

Buddies weren't the ones having a 4 hr audio rant posted called Oliver lashings talking shit about Oliver for 4 hours because he was posting pics & vids of Ryan and just hanging out with him on set. Nah that was bucktommy shippers. Funny your toxic bucktommy fake insider has to make up rumors of Ryan and Oliver distancing themselves bc they feel awkward with each other now bc buddie shippers. Pretty desperate & toxic if you ask me. Yet very quickly that was proved wrong by a pic of them together with Aisha smiling their asses off. And you don't call it out bc it's not buddies.

are the same anon as before? still don't wanna drop your @ so we can see what you post about bucktommy?

I didn't call that out because I didn't hear it? idek how those twitter space things work but I assume it's live not recorded, and not only was I not there but I don't have 4 hours to listen to ppl talk. yeah, talking shit about OS for hanging out with his friends he's known for years and not a guy he's known for probably couple months is weird and rude. that should have been kept as a private convo.

tho again, shit talking someone isn't quite up there with wishing death on an actor. which buddies have done repeatedly and proudly. and before you start about that one person, they aren't even a bucktommy, I don't even think they're in the fandom they're just an admitted hater.

it's not toxic to say that two ppl feel awkward that thousands of ppl online are shipping them together? that ppl are posting about them having a sex tape? that ppl are tagging them in these "theories"? that ppl actually think one of them is gay and keeps trying to literally fucking out them over a notification in a ss? if you think that's toxic then please get off the internet and seek help.

and also, they never claimed OS and RG would never be seen in bts together. there are courses you can take online to improve your reading comprehension. here's some to start

[jaijaitbinks]

I love the phrase "never beating the gay/fruity allegations" because it always makes me think of the character(s) legitimately facing rumors about them being gay, and them trying their best to convince the public that they're not, whether it be to save face or because they're straight/genuinely believe they're straight. Its so fucking funny.

Like, take Genos and Saitama, or Serizawa and Reigen. Imagine Reigen having to constantly explain to clients, who heard through the rumor mill that he was gay or bi—part of the Alphabet Gang—that he wasn't. And he had to shoot that line of questioning down before whoever is in the office starts asking questions. The rumor never dies because of how quickly he shuts them down and clients think he's being defensive.

Or Genos being asked every once in a while by a fan if he's "actually gay", and he shuts it down immediately because 1) its none of their business, 2) (if Saitama's there) he doesn't want him to know, and 3) he just. Doesn't want that info out there. But because he rejects women all the time, people struggle to believe him.

Then there's Saitama and Serizawa.

A rumor about Saitama being gay would start, mostly because of haters wanting to get personal info out of him, but also because he's just seen around Genos a lot. And he'd try to shut it down because he either: thinks he's straight, or because of the same reasons as Genos. But people keep bringing it up anyway. Again, mostly because of the haters not shutting tf up.

And Serizawa faces these rumors because he just. Doesn't look straight lmao. And his reactions to people bringing it up don't help.

[batllethinker]

I’m sorry but “might have definitely dated” sounds funny af

Anyway personally I don’t think it’s that big of a deal. Whether people believe Leah dated Jordan or not (i think it’s kinda insane not to but i get it for people who weren’t around at a time. The last Valentines day when they posted for. each other Leah also liked some tweets from a woso journo praising the gay couples who were brave enough to post each other for making everyone feel like woso is a welcoming community. Patting herself on the back there Leah 😂)

What was i saying… whether people believe they dated or not it’s been pretty well known or at least suspected that Leah was into girls even before she started dating Jordan. She used to get spotted quite often at a gay club in MK, Pink’s, even tweeted herself about going there once (and got hate from a bunch of weirdo men. as an 18 yr old. imagine ffs), first day after deleting Jordan from her insta after they most likely broke up she was pictured at a wlw event.. she didn’t waste any time there lol

And I don’t think Leah herself is too hung up on labels and would feel insulted. Most people i know see gay as an umbrella term anyway. See the comment she made on this insta post replying to her friend:

https://www.instagram.com/p/CTIHUQ-Kl9S/?igshid=MzRlODBiNWFlZA==

“Big dyke vibes” lmao. Unless she meant “big dick vibes” which fair play to her ig 🔥💪

Anyway that’s just my 2 cents. You’re never gonna see me going to her insta and commenting “gay ass outfit” under her posts but i also don’t think we should police people that hard and be so overprotective. I feel like Leah gets infantilized a lot by the fandom bc people are under the impression that she was trying to become more private with Jordan and didn’t want anyone knowing about their relationship. When in reality they’ve just been broken up the entire time. It was only hopeful delusion and i think deep inside fans knew bc the change up was too sudden and without any real catalyst. I would’ve been suspicious if it happened when Leah was named permanent captain and gained popularity but it happened before that

Hm, yeah. I just think that I've been in too many fandoms where shipping between friends (most often) is way too prevalent, which probably is why I feel kinda iffy about certain rumors and whatnot between some players (not Leah in particular but), because there's been alot of celebrities that have actually spoken out about how uncomfortable shipping makes them.

Which is also why I don't really like to talk about possible couples or those kind of things (some ships are just unhinged too)

It was very clear that there has been a falling out between her and Jordan, which I assume would be the break up but friends fall out all the time without making it public.

Also the gay club thing I find so funny, like idk why but Leah is so funny(not the right word but)

[taylorgrape]

Ryan's Characters as Taylor Swift Songs

I am so sorry. @rumor-weed

AUDREY "RUMOR" WEED AS NEW ROMANTICS "The rumors are terrible and cruel but honey most of them are true." I'm gonna be so real the above lyric was such a big part of me picking this as a song for her lmao. But also it's just sorta a vibey bop and the general energy of it reminds me so much of Audrey which obviously we love. Other notable lyrics that give me Audrey vibes: "We play dumb but we know exactly what we're doing" "It's poker, he can't see it on my face but I'm about to play my ace." "We team up then switch sides like a record changer."

BARTLEBEY THE BUTLER AS TIMELESS "Time breaks down your mind and body, don't you let it touch your soul." Bartlebey is Timeless for two reasons. One, is, of course, the fact that Ryan and I are constantly pushing the narrative of Pincherbey are in love in every single universe and timeline. The other reason is that we don't know if he belongs in this timeline at all or what his like... whole deal is in any regard. And for that reason it is very funny to just say "Bartlebey is Timeless." Other notable lyrics that give me Bartlebey vibes: "And somehow I know that you and I would've found each other." "I thought about it as I started lookin' 'round at these precious things that time forgot." "We'll have a cardboard box of photos of the life we've made, and you'll say, 'Oh my, we really were timeless'."

PHIL WINKLESTEIN AS TEARDROPS ON MY GUITAR "The only thing that keeps me wishing on a wishing star." King of yearning ofc gets the yearning song of all time. Honestly listening to this song and thinking abt the musical situation with Bob and everything just came together. My mans is so in his feelings and if he has a guitar (which he might I'm not caught up on the Phillip lore) I just know that mf would have teardrops on it. Other notable lyrics that give me Phil vibes: "I wonder if he knows he's all I think about at night" "So I drive home alone, as I turn out the light, I'll put his picture down and maybe get some sleep tonight." "The only one who's got enough of me to break my heart"

PETER PEPPARAZZI AS EYES OPEN "So here you are, two steps ahead and staying on guard." Ofc Mr. Pepparazzi is the song abt how everyone is watching you. Because my mans is the one watching!! He is the 'everyone' referenced in lyrics below. King of being nosy fr. I really do not have much to say past that bc I love that this is just how he be. Other notable lyrics that give me Peter vibes: "Everybody's waiting for you to break down" "Everybody's watching to see the fallout" "And nobody comes to save you now."

LOVEY ASPARAGUS AS I DID SOMETHING BAD "I don't regret it one bit 'cause he had it comin'." Miss I killed my husband is obviously this song are you KIDDINGGG literally I could just list every single lyric in this song and it would be correct. She's a baddie and even tho she did in fact kill her husband she's kind of a feminist icon for that. He deserved it and I'm glad she did it. Other notable lyrics that give me Lovey vibes: "Most fun I ever had and I'd do it over and over and over again if I could." "They never see it coming what I do next." "They're burning all the witches even if you aren't one, so light me up."

NEBBY K NEZZER AS YOU NEED TO CALM DOWN "And snakes and stones never broke my bones." hear me out hear mE OUT- my man has dealt with far too much shit he's done his time... and he's surrounded by well... we know them. He's just done and that is DESERVED. Also, of course I am slightly biased but this is such him and his stupid high school glee rival energy. PLUSSS (as listed below) 'shade never made anybody less gay' ARE YOU KIDDDINGGG so nezzer coded (source: bro trust me) Other notable lyrics that give me Nezzer vibes: "And I'm just like 'Damn, it's 7:00 a.m.'" "You need to calm down, you're being too loud." "'cause shade never made anybody less gay."

ART BIGOTTI AS ILLICIT AFFAIRS "Take the words for what they are; a dwindling mercurial high" Okay obviously this is abt Art yearning for a whole ass married man. BUT ALSO the way this song is written just gives me such Art vibes especially with the whole comparing having an affair to drugs thing lmaaao but like when I was picking songs and this came up I KNEW this was downbad king art bigotti. (ps this is currently one of my top taylor songs so this is a great honor" Other notable lyrics that give me Art vibes: "A drug that only worked the first few hundred times." "You showed me colors you know I can't see with anyone else." "Look at this idiotic fool that you've made me."

LAURA CARROT AS ANTI-HERO "I should not be left to my own devices." Obviously this is Laura lmao she a baddie but she also is a criminal. And does nothing to better herself which honestly good for her bc same. She don't give a fuck and I admire that!! She owns being an anti-hero and she is so real for that. Also just like... the energy of this song truly gives me Laura vibes so there is also that. Other notable lyrics that give me Laura vibes: "One day I'll watch as you're leaving 'cause you got tired of my scheming." "It's me, hi, I'm the problem, it's me." "The family gathers 'round and reads it and then someone screams out 'She's laughing up at us from hell.'"

GOLITAH GOTTIK AS MEAN "Well, you can take me down with just one single blow," I am going to be so real like 70% of me picking this song was the above lyric bc that's so god damn funny when u think of the bible story. but also. much like nezzer Goliath has been through too much... (see medical malpractice) but despite that he really do be out here just living his life and simply does not have time for the haters which is why i picked this song. Other notable lyrics that give me Goliath vibes: "Someday, I'll be big enough so you can't hit me" "I just wanna feel okay again" "All you are is mean and a liar, and pathetic, and alone in life"

PA GRAPE AS THE BEST DAY "I know you were on my side, even when I was wrong." I'm gonna be so real my main reason for picking this song is bc it's literally written abt Taylor's mom so obviously in my fucked up little delusional mind Taylor Grape wrote it abt Pa Grape. I will not be taking any criticims at this time. That said, these lyrics are more like... how she would feel abt him vs ones that just exude his aura but yolo. Other notable lyrics that give me Taylor/Pa vibes: "I don't know why all the trees change in the fall, but I know you're not scared of anything at all." "Don't know how long it's gonna take to feel okay, but I know I had the best day with you today." "And I love you for giving me your eyes, for staying back and watching me shine."

SHANNON CEDRIC UNO SCALLION AS THE 1: "And it's another day waking up alone" Okay so OBVIOUSLY this started as a shitpost bc scallion number one is the 1. HOWEVER. upon reflecting on some of these lyrics I was like... damn i might b on to something. they're sort of just like depressing and cryptic enough, especially out of context and that just felt so perfect for mr uno. Other notable lyrics that give me Uno vibes: "And if you never bleed, you're never gonna grow" "In my defense, I have none." "If one thing had been different, would everything be different today?" KILT BAGPIPE RHUBARB AS SHAKE IT OFF "I go on too many dates but I can't make them stay, at least that's what people say," Bro I will not fucking lie. As soon as I started this project I KNEW this mf had to be shake it off. A hot fuckin mess, slutting around, everyone finding him slightly offputting, but he is an unkillable yale man so he is fr just gonna shake it off. Also, so far this has easily been the one that I hard the hardest time narrowing it down to just four lyrics bc inside and out this song is Kilt all over lmaaaao (derogatory?) Just know that I decided to not put any lyrics from the chorus bc they all fit too well lmfao. Other notable lyrics that give me Kilt vibes: "But I keep cruising, can't stop, won't stop moving." "I never miss a beat, I'm lightning on my feet." "but I'm just gonna shake to the fella over there with the hella good hair."

TOM GRAPE AS CLOSURE "I'm fine with my spite." okay this song is basically abt someone trying to give closure and this one mf being like nah, i'm good. which to me is so tom. he does NOT need that closure. he's good bein a spiteful little sour grape (which i love for him) but honestly king of not needing the mushy shit. ofc some of this is taken from his relationship with his estranged sister taylor grape but i mean how could i not. Other notable lyrics that give me Tom vibes: "Don't treat me like some situation that needs to be handled." "I know that it's over, I don't need your closure." "Reaching out across the sea that you put between you and me, but it's fake and it's oh so unnecessary."

EGG BOY AS IT'S NICE TO HAVE A FRIEND "'Wanna hang out?' Yeah, sounds like fun." okay so my otp: bathroom eggs ass was ofc fully thinking of that when i chose songs for each of them (see bathroom girls for a similar note) but also this song was specifically Egg Boy to me bc... u know what. he DOES think it's nice to have a friend. he's a silly goofy guy who loves his eggs and this song gives me energy of like childhood nostalgia and that is so him and bathroom girl coded to ME. Other notable lyrics that give me Egg Boy vibes: "School bell rings, walk me home, sidewalk chalk covered in snow." "Light pink sky up on the roof, sun sinks down, no curfew." "You've been stressed out lately? Yeah, me too."

VICKI CUCUMBER AS BETTER THAN REVENGE "I'm just another thing for you to roll your eyes at, honey." I MEEEEEEAN was there even really another option!! Miss steal your man had her man STOLE! a sneaky little bitch (affectionate). I truly feel like there is not much else to say bc the energy of this song is just SO vicki to me. Like this BELONGS to her. Much like Kilt it was SO HARD for me to narrow it down to just four lyrics but i hope u enjoy the ones a pick. Other notable lyrics that give me Vicki vibes: "She took him faster than you could say sabotage." "She looks at me like I'm a trend and she's so over it" "You might have him, but I'll always get the last word." SCOOTER CARROT AS THIS IS WHY WE CAN'T HAVE NICE THINGS "I'm shaking my head, I'm locking the gates" i have to be so fucking honest rn. I picked Scooter for this song bc this song makes me want to go to a boujee ass hollywood party and get into multiple fist fights with multiple a-listers and honestly i think I would like scooter to be there with me when i do it. He's got just the right amount of spite to help me out. not to mention in soc everyone thought he died so he's got some vengeance in him. me and moyer the destroyer kickin leo dicaprio's ass as god intended. Other notable lyrics that give me Scooter vibes: "This is why we can't have nice things, darling, because you break them, I had to take them away." "And so I took an axe to a mended fence." "Here's a toast to my real friends, they don't care about the he said, she said."

[papirouge]

Ive heard some people say that Candace Owens husband is gay, that the right basically "let her have him" as a consolation prize because they don't really give a fuck about her unless its to use her as the woman against feminism or the black person against blm or other black causes... is that true?? Or are people just making shit up?

Candace is a bird, but this whole assumption she was desperate to marry this White man is silly. She's has been spouting anti Black pickme nonsense for years before getting married + was openly conservative/MAGA. She significantly had lower chance to marry a Black man than a White man based in her strong & outspoken political views.

There's no shortage of men to marry among conservatives and there's no way they would remotely "control" whoever they marry. White Conservatives are often racist but let's no forget Candace was very popular among them (she was their favorite diversity token lol), so it's not like she'd need any help or handout from the party to bag one of them🤷🏾‍♀️

This narrative of assuming a Black woman marrying a white man is the result of some arrangement instead of genuine attraction is rooted in the misogynoir standpoint of thinking that 1)Black women owe allegiance to Black men when it comes to their dating choices 2) Black women are not attractive enough to attract men from other race.

Notice there's hardly the same energy when it comes to Black men (who are literally breeding out their extinction in the NBA and many other industries).

Peep the name of the account. Black MEN are pressed, because an influent Black woman married and procreated with a White men. Black men are pathologically jealous of White men and their power. That's why they're so obsessed to breed with White women : bc it's a way to take back a bit of that power back by taking 'their' women. That's why dating/marrying a white woman is a social achievement for (successful) Black men. It gets them closer to whiteness= peak of the social & economical ladder.

It's funny they take a dig at her statement about the black family, when many woke pro black black men/hotep who won't shut about the Black community #BLM who are themselves dating/married with White women... But these same Black incel accounts are NEVER seen calling them out like they do with Candace. They're full of shit. They just want to control Black women and their dating choices. That's it

Btw, it seems her husband allegedly SAed other men, but those accusations didn't seem to go anywhere (the thread is from 2022)

I believe the rumors about her husband being gay/bi though. I wouldn't be surprised Ben Shapiro/The Daily Wire clique has some shit on her or her husband and that's why she's been so meek with them despite how badly they disrespected her by firing her like she was trash.. I personally find VERY suspicious that Candace had more energy to go off at the family of some random Black men killed by the police she had no real connection with (pulling up at their house while being very pregnant, which has to be her most ghetto stunt ever), than against the very people who professionally & personally harmed her...🤔

I think Andrew Tate also has some dirt on her husband (considering his "job" I wouldn't be surprised he still has snitches to dig up dirt about everyone around him to protect his own tracks - didn't he admit on some shitty podcast with Sneako that he did a whole background check to have him in his podcast???) and use it as a form of blackmail or coercion to keep Candace on his side. Sorry but she doing the most about Epstein and then caping for Andrew Tate a few months later never made sense to me. I see french moids hail her "courage"for covering the Macron/Brigitte open secret of their pedophilic relationship + transness of Brigitte(whose real name was Jean Michel) when she defended Andrew Tate who openly sexualized/compelled men to hook up with underage girls who were barely older than when Jean Michel started sexing Macron (14 years old). She's a raging hypocrite, and I can't stand ppl who don't have any functioning brain cells to realize she's full of it.

I'm 80% positive there's some shady shit going on with her. Candace Owens ain't as "free" as her stupid stans think she is. She's still a conservative shill. She simply got humbled and cannot speak the whole truth. Just because she called out Zionism doesn't mean we should support her in any or her endeavor. She's not a reliable ally. Her moral compass is wack. She's a grifter and only care about herself.

[unfortunately-i-exist]

This is totally random but for some reason it’s been weighing on me to share my thanks for Rick Riordan, Markiplier, and SHSLBlaze (originally a Danganronpa YouTuber, they do more diverse content now) mostly as well as Danganronpa in general and share the story of why I’m so grateful, because without those things I think I would have spiraled into a much, much worse mental state in the 8th grade.

At that point in my life, it was nearly the end of the school year, and I was questioning my sexual identity. As I learned that more and more of the people I had grown to care for over the years came to terms with their own sexualities and shared them with me, I decided to learn more and more about the LGBTQ community. I live in a very conservative Christian household, and I myself am definitely Christian, but I do not agree with my mom’s beliefs on homosexuality and the LGBTQ as a whole. My mom is a firm believer in “love the sinner, hate the sin”. (She has said to me multiple times “I’m friends with gay people!” And she doesn’t actively persecute them, but still. She talks bad about LGBTQ as a whole.)

As I was questioning myself, and unlearning my internalized homophobia (I was perfectly fine with others being LGBTQ but I felt that it would be taboo to be it myself), I had a conversation with a trusted lesbian friend of mine who was out. For the past two years since then, I have I believed that a teacher and close family friend of mine was the one who overheard and told my mom that I was talking about potentially being LGBTQ. I only recently found out that she did not, and instead there were rumors going around that I was Bi (I was questioning if I was, I now identify as Aroace [but I still adore the idea of romance and smut]). Another student’s mother told my mom about these rumors. Instead of coming to me gently and asking me about it, my mom took me aside in the car one day at my older brothers’ tennis match with my stepdad and proceeded to yell—maybe not yell, but in my house, a raised voice is yelling—at me to convince me that I wasn’t. Eventually I just relented and agreed that I wasn’t gay. (Her main point was the sexual attraction to girls part, which legitimately made me uncomfortable to think about, but when I actually thought about doing it with someone with male genitals I was also uncomfortable with the idea.) The next day, she made me text my two closest friends, who I was already starting to drift away from as my personality began to change and I began to have stronger hyperfixations on certain things, and break ties with them because they were both LGBTQ. After that, it was the same story with most of my friends. I was almost alone going in to high school.

I was already well into the Percy Jackson fandom and I’m pretty sure I had read all the way through Trials of Apollo by that point.

I had had some points of depression before, but a change began after those few days. I started searching and looking for any kind of escape from the world where I didn’t feel so alone. I wasn’t actually allowed to watch YouTube, but I needed some way to escape. I had heard of Markiplier and I knew he was famous, so I started checking out his content, and his demeanor and his love for his fans and content kept me from thinking too dark in those days. I was also searching for danganronpa content because I wanted to get to know that series because I had seen the anime and one youtuber’s playthrough of the games, but I needed to fill the void of content, and somehow I stumbled across one of SHSLBlaze’s Fangan reactions. I watched, and I was hooked. They were funny, and they always had this air of excitement around them. They made me smile when it felt too hard to do so.

So I wanted to thank these creators, even if they never see this, because I honestly might have been driven too far back then without them.

There are a million more things I feel like I want to say, but I’ll leave it at this:

Thank you. Thank you to the creators who didn’t know it, but kept a kid alive.

[partytime33]

Me ranting about the Mario Movie

MAJOR SPOILERS!!!! I just finished watching the movie and I'm gonna go on a massive rant, how could this not have spoilers. Also, "minor" swearing and Bowuigi shipping.

Lets start with the characters shall we?

Okay, first off, Chris Pratt wasn't as bad as he could've been, so no complaints there.

Luigi, purest bean who ever lived, SO WHERE IS HIS PLOT RELEVANCE??!??!?!

Peach is such a BAD-ASS! YOU GO GIRL!! YOU AIN'T NO PRINCESS YOU'RE A MOTHERTRUCKING QUEEN.

Toad, Good, really enjoyed his parts.

Donkey Kong, Funny at points but overall is just annoying.

Cranky Kong, Good! Considering how bad his son was.

That leader Para-trooper with the blue shell armour, excellent. Will talk about him later.

Now, to get to the big one, everyone already knows that Jack Black was amazing in the trailer, and Jack Black is. The problem is Bowser's motives. SPOILERS STARTING PROPERLY NOW.

Bowser's lines have changed slightly in the trailer. The biggest dip is when he's questioning Luigi, who takes half the movie to get to his castle, and Bowser says;

"I'm not sure if you know who I am. But I'm about to marry a princess, and rule the world."

Then Luigi replies with his typical unenthusiastic "yay" (which if you ask me is so monotone because he's disappointed that this beast is taken) with the chin tilt we know and love.

Basically, Bowser's entire reason for ruling the world is because he loves Peach and stole the super star just to impress her enough to ask for her hand in marriage.

This is redeemed slightly, because he plans to just use the star and destroy the mushroom kingdom if she refuses his marriage proposal. But it cannot make up for the cringe-fest that is shown for a good portion of Bowser's scenes.

There was a clip of Bowser playing a piano, which, further confirmed the rumor that Bowser would have a song. This rumor turned out to be true, with the most awful song in recent movie years. (Lyrically wise, Jack Black fricking killed those notes)

The song is like; ooh Peach, you're so cool, come live with me and rule. Ya da ya da, heterosexual love interest which no one could care anyless about. Then Kamek comes in and tells him about Mario, to which Bowser responds with, "is the princess into him?" And if that isn't enough, the next scene Luigi is FINALLY IN BOWSERS CASTLE!!! AND GUESS WHAT?? GUESS F*CKING WHAT?

ITS THE ONLY BLOODY SCENE THE TWO OF THEM INTERACT. ITS JUST THE INTEROGGATION AND THAT'S IT!!!!

Nothing else whatsoever!! Bowuigi Fandom, I'm sorry for the disappointment, there is the full body spin and the mustache rip and the chin tilt and then Bowser shoves the precious bean to the floor! That's it!

And you wanna know what we get instead? KAMEK DRESSING UP AS PEACH FOR BOWSER TO PRACTISE PROPOSING. WHAT IS EVEN THE POINT OF LIVING???

(I'd like to add here that the blue Lumalee has more lines and makes all the penguins depressed and insane)

NINTENDO WHERE DID KAMEK COME FROM? IF YOU'RE GONNA BE GAY ABOUT STUFF BE GAY WITH THE ACTUAL STUFF WE CARE ABOUT F***!!

And then, Nintendo, you have the AUDACITY to shove Luigi to the side? His whole plot relevance is just to give Mario an excuse to go on the big adventure with Peach! Sure he has that redemption bit at the end because he was "too scared".

There are SO many cliches in this movie, like family doesn't believe in start up company, slow-mo scream (there were FOUR of those.) And they use the phrase "Mamma mia!" SO TERRIBLY!

What really sucks is that the world building and animation style is GORGEOUS! It looks so good and is ruined by it's basic plot and cliche characters.

The Mario family is introduced, which adds physically nothing to the plot or the other characters. Foreman Spike is also in this, but is not used correctly. What I think should have been done, is that Spike actually sent the brothers down to the mega-pipe place after they left his company for the plumbing job and was hoping to get revenge on them for doing so!

But no, he's just used to make the brother's doubt themselves, which you know, THEIR FAMILY DOES MINUTES LATER.

On the plus side, my final note and my favorite part of the movie. The blue para-koopa who's incharge of the Koopa army. When the gang's on the rainbow road the para goes after Mario himself and tries to kill him. However, instead Mario and DK destroy his kart, it goes up in flames and the two celebrate. But then, out of the fire, he walks forward, an inch from death and yells, "You can't escape meee!" And get this;

You know how he's the only Koopa (seemingly) with a blue shell instead of green or red?

And you know how in the trailers we see when the Koopa get stomped they turn into shells?

"You can't escape me"...

He turns into, a blue shell, flies high above Mario's head and smashes down onto his kart, pretty much taken straight out of Mario Kart, sure it's a seemingly obvious gimmick, but that's what made it so worth it.

Right, felt good to spend an hour ranting about a movie made for kids! Didn't know what I expected from the company that made The Grinch, but thank you, for humouring me with your time and attention.

[blasphemysblood]

The Joseph's house was all quiet and, after a couple beers, it wasn't anymore.

There's not a single drop of mercy in Josh's movements and it's hard for Tyler to keep his mouth shut, whimpering softly against his boyfriend's ear. "Please, don't stop" he cries in a sly tone, knowing that he shouldn't be talking at all. The look in the taller's face could make him finish instantly, but Tyler also knew that if he came without permission he'd be fucked.

Josh squeezed Tyler's hands together above his head, remembering his sub who was in charge in the situation. Tyler wasn't even able to see the other's hand when it hit his face, only feeling the scrumptious pain fulfilling his cheek. Five fingers went down his face to grip onto his jaw, drawing his attention.

"I do whatever the fuck I want with you, slut" Josh whispered, almost leading the other one straight to his orgasm. None of them were skilled enough into this type of treatment and it ended up being amusing, the way Josh could bruise and insult Tyler without remorse, fully aware that the smaller would love it.

At a loss for words Tyler just gripped his boyfriend's hair tightly and kissed him, unloading all his dirty wishes inside the other's mouth. Josh played along but immediately getting control of it too, his tongue establishing a lazy, slow rhythm. Exploring each centimeter of his mouth while maintaining the torturous movements on the sub's cock, gradually going from the base to the tip, clutching a bit and repeating it, twisting his wrist at the end of every variation just like Tyler liked.

It's kinda funny after all how Josh was the one to break Tyler's persona, showing him — and the world — what kind of man he was. Not that anyone knew he was responsible for the enormous amount of hickeys and bruises that randomly appeared on Tyler's body, that's the kind of knowledge that would be bad for the band's image, but they know somebody out there did it. Somebody out there made the straight top guy realize he's actually gay and mainly bottom, and the prize goes entirely to Josh Dun.

Oh to be the first and only one able to see Tyler like that, clenching the couch's arm, arching his back, squinting his eyes and moaning their name so desperately. Josh felt honored, lucky even. That's why he got used to being kind and letting his boy do anything, but now it wasn't for Tyler's pleasure. It was for his own — which, technically, meant Tyler's too, but i'm not the one telling you that.

Their affair started long ago, somewhere around 2016, the Emotional Roadshow World Tour striking around the globe. If someone asked they wouldn't know when exactly their friendship upgraded a level, but it sure was for better. Someday, walking to the dressing room and feeling all the energy from the concert spreading through his body, Tyler simply attacked Josh's lips. They obviously proceeded to think it was an only situation kind of thing, that thought didn't last longer. Between the two years of touring there was a lot of rumors about how close they got on stage, how strange it was for two men and all the homofobic agenda. It was easy to play it off since they always were that close, without the benefits of course.

Now it's been thereabout two years, Bandito Tour got announced and the band met up to prepare for the first show, that took place in the next day. Needless to say that it ended up being only another one of their excuses, since not a single word about music was exchanged.

"Josh, fuck-" he interrupted himself with a loud moan, squinting his eyes once again and opening it to search for his dom's, trembling a little. "Please, let me cum- I'll make it up for you". Having to ask for something he used to get so easily used to be humiliating at the beginning of it all, but he's kinda into it by now.

"I'm sure you will, darling" these words alone could kill Tyler, combined to the constant stimulation at his private parts and the feral look Josh gave him, he was lost. Partially covered into his own cum, the sub rushed and kneeled in front of his master, working straightforwardly to unbutton his jeans and get his cock out. It was actually his favorite job to please Josh with his mouth, and he was fucking good at it. "Good boy" the taller one spoke, grabbing his sub's hair to help him accomplish the task given.

Tyler took every inch of Josh with majesty, relaxing his throat and letting it fill completely. It was almost like his mouth was designed to take his boyfriend's dick. A tear ran down his eye as he moved away, sliding his tongue at the top of it, knowing so damn well the sensitive spots. Josh's hand was there only to keep his sub's hair out of the way, not making a single move to interrupt his perfect work. His lips separated as the man let himself be a little noisy, praising his boy for being so good to him. He didn't last much longer, flooding Tyler's mouth, that obediently swallowed the liquid. The boy even cleaned his lips with his fingertips, licking it right after and smiling gladly. "Thank you, Jish".

Yeah, Josh felt extremely lucky.

Oh, only if he could be proud of it.

[sheepinthebigcity]

bored. here are some opinions ppl on tumblr give a shit about

shipping: i'm not a cop but i will give you shit and not want to hang around you if you ship incest or adults with children. same with certain other ships like shipping a bigot with someone they're bigoted towards. ships where one of the characters turns 18 during the course of the story (i.e. light x l, narumayo) or the characters being related is a spoiler (i.e. cassandra x rapunzel, reylo) is fine but you're on thin ice.

literally any lgbt identity shit: i do wonder if we're falling back into microidentity shit from 2014 but just a bit more edgy about it especially considering society's gotten more anti-lgbt lately. it's a little individualist but western society is also individualist so i can't fully complain. i think solidarity is really important though so take some time to REALLY reflect upon that. not just "we're all lgbt we're a family" "let's stop fighting and start making out" like actually think about what you share with like. gay men, trans women, etc. <- examples for me

cringe culture: still alive to me if they're normie cringe. i watch baby shows i can call you cringe if you're obsessed with sonic. get into a more esoteric furry game like detective gallo (not the right genre i dont play video games).

sex/kink positivity: sex and kink are kind of inherently neutral. don't act like they're a unstoppable force of universal good don't act like they're pure evil. something to be said about getting off to something and being normal vs googling the bomb that kills all women.

mental health: psychiatry is fucking barbaric we're still in the dark ages. we have a very limited array of ways to actually deal with it and everything else is either a scam or too experimental and clinicians are unwilling to look further into it. mental health systems do serve those and power and can help you if you're a normie, but it's sort of becoming worshipped as the new family. you can't really question your therapist, which makes it easier to hurt you. that's also why i don't like seeing anything as a universal good.

misusing mental illness terminology: people act like this is an act of ableism instead of it being people not knowing shit fuck about psychology. XD idc if you do it.

punitive justice: world's most useless thing. you need to admit that you're a vengeful soul who simply doesn't want to see the people who hurt you again. idk how a restorative system would work in full, but starting from there i think is a good idea.

punitive justice but strictly stupid revenge schemes: funny. i'll allow them

callout posts: straight up ocd triggering and i could never make one. a lot of them are shit that shouldn't be public internet drama (stupid) or shit that shouldn't be public internet drama (actual fucking crimes). callouts are def a weird line when it comes to punitive justice because is it a punishment to tell everyone what you've done? it's like are rumors a punishment for being too close to someone in middle school? but at the same time it's undeniable there's a certain morality culture that causes people to leave you for dead about it.

[pierregaslays]

well... Ana's actress has made a career playing latinx characters... without even being latina. apparently she grew up with a lot of Mexican friends and used to go to a lot of quinceañeras. she said and I quote that her mom would always tease her and say that she wanted to be Mexican. for this she considers herself an ~~~honorary Mexican~~~

mind you, I'm not Mexican, but I'm Latina (sorry for my english btw) . and the thing that pisses me off the most is that she claims to be and honorary Mexican and she can't even speak spanish. her last ''HaDioS EdMunDoH'' is tattooed in my brain I just can't.

(Also, Lucy's last name was supposed to be Rios you know, which wtf. she can't even pronounce 'Donato' right.)

and for Cocoa, Carla's actress... she called a latina fan 'racist' for pointing out that Gabrielle (Ana's actress) wasn't a latina. and said with her whole chest that Gabrielle auditioned like ''plenty Latinas did and she received the role''.

when people started voicing their disconfort with that take she played the victim and started blaming buddie fans because apparently we all are misoginistic and those sort of things.

she then went to instagram live and referred to the lgbtq+ community as the alphabet "community'' with quotation marks and everything... said she couldn't be homophobic because she had gay friends!!!!!!

we didn't see Carla a lot after that, thought we were never going to see her again but we weren't that lucky.

now with season six. it's rumored we will see Lucy at one point in the last ep. and hopefully that will be the last time.

this season was actually going to have the worst rated ep of all time 👀👀 then people started the rumor that some fans were leaving bad/low scores on purpose and the ratings went up.

this season also has one of the worst storylines I have ever seen oh my god. good luck ~

oh my god. oh my GOD. OH MY GOD.

i don’t know what i expected to have happened w the actress but i didn’t expect this. is she genuinely fr? she cannot be fr, how? what? i think i’m speechless 😭 not her considering herself an honorary mexican help— no but seriously that’s so messy and the fact she’s literally built her career out of pretending to be someone she’s not? nah.

omg don’t apologise you’re all good!! she can’t even speak spanish yet openly considers herself an honorary mexican? and she genuinely expects people to just let it slide, to not have any kind of problem with that? NOT THE ADIOS EDMUNDO— that still haunts me, like, sometimes it’ll be quiet and i’ll just hear it in my head and i fully start laughing bc why. just why 😭

(anon you are so right for the lucy comment)

she— she called a fan racist for literally saying the truth? i— is she ok? fr? nah the reasoning makes it 10x worse how did she think that was a valid argument for it. oh god not her playing the victim and bringing everything back to buddie, like, when will they actually get it into their heads that not everything is about them? (going off for a second but i would be fine if either of them had a gf but like at least make it so they actually like their said gf, the lack of chemistry between them and all of their LI’s is giving me secondhand embarrassment)

she can’t be homophobic she has gay friends— literally my most hated thing ever but the alphabet community? god i’m embarrassed for her? what is actually wrong w her 😭 honestly after that i’m sad we still have to see carla

lucy? last time? you can’t see it but i’m actually celebrating rn, thank god, get rid please and thank you <3

HSHDJFJ i am curious about the worst rated episode though 👀 but not the fans intentionally leaving low ratings why is that so funny— ANON YOU CAN’T LEAVE ME HANGING— WHY IS IT THE WORST OMG NOW I’M SCARED

[jacob-young-draws-things]

Been a while since I last posted anything so I thought I'd finally post some more art of my oc's and go into further detail of what this is. Welcome to 9 Tail Heights! A little thing I'd like to make into something one day. Imagine this as like an animated series that would be right at home on Disney Channel or Cartoon Network....and also pretend the animation industry isn't on fire right now and more studios are more willing to take risks on original IP again. Maybe some day, but I digress. It's got the action, the funnies, the feels, the ongoing stories, the gay stuff, the works! 9 Tail Heights is a big city with 9 hills surrounding it, the 9 Tails if you will. A glorious city sprawling with many cultures, technology, arts, and dimensional rifts opening who knows what into their world....though oddly enough, not a lot of folks seem to notice that last part. Enter.... Zak and Elly Treetops! Two spidermonkey siblings who move into this city with their mother. Living in an apartment with their mother's two old friends and their adopted son, Jessie Bill. Jessie shows them the city while looking for a place to get some "Apartment Warming Pizza" when they accidentally discover a dimensional rift in an alleyway and a weird looking drone flying into it. Elly looks too close and almost falls in, gets her ace full of Dimensional Juice and finds that she can now close rifts and open her own.....and then accidentally unleashes a monster from another world running around.....should probably get them back, but they can't do it alone. Enter Ash "Tanuki" and Amy Costina, two other kids who already know about the rifts, in fact, Amy thinks she might have even went through another world or as far as she can remember, she's had the powers of creating ice on one hand and fire on the other. Together they chase the monster and bring them back to their rift and all's well...Until they get roped into stopping a museum heist by the local crime gang trying to steal some legendary statue, rumored to contain the spirit of an ancient warrior. A fight ensues and the big guy punches Zak so hard, he breaks the statue and then, suddenly, he has a dream where he meets the warrior, she says some weird stuff to him, and then when he wakes up, the gang they were fighting have already been knocked out and there's a giant hole in the wall. The other kids look stunned to what they just saw Zak do but he doesn't even know what he did. So now these five kids are off on many crazy adventures, all the while finding out where Amy got her powers from, what Zak's are all for, and what's up with all the rifts? And what does the CEO of the tech conglomerate, Gigatech, have to do with it?

Zak (He/Him) is basically a Shonen protagonist. Really itching to fight jerks, want to always protect his friends be and the first to jump in, shouting "Leeroy Jenkins!". After the museum, Zak finds himself with the power to create blue auras around his hands and feet. Great for punching and kicking, ain't it?

Elly (She/Her) is a total goof ball! 9/10 times, you'll see her with a giant grin on her face, always wants to start a stupid musical number. One other thing she's been able to do after falling into that rift is always talking to some people watching her that only she sees. No one else has any idea what she's talking to but after a while, they stop questioning it.

Jessie (They/Them) is more of the slacker of the group. At the start, they are more sarcastic and felt like they were being dragged along to the adventures and just wants at least one day off from all the rifts and fighting robots, mad scientists, and the local yakuza, and just wants to chill and play video games. But when backed into a corner, they'll fight harder than even Zak or Amy! Just give them something to hit real hard with like a stick or toy bat and watch them go feral! Also, for some reason, whenever they try to swim, they drop to the bottom like a brick.

Ash (He/Them) is more of a loner who would rather look into these rifts alone but has made a pretty good team after meeting a girl who can make fire and ice! He doesn't want to admit things work out better with three more kids with him, but you can't argue with the results. Ash comes in with his trusty Yo-Yo, you'd be surprised with what you can do with one.

Amy (She/Her) is what happens when you mix fire and ice. As far as she can remember she's always had these powers and tries not to use them as much, lest she accidentally burns down a building or her parents or a friend or specific crush. When she does get into action, she does sometimes use them like a flamethrower or snowblower, but more often then not, she prefers to create constructs with them to make it look like she has a fire sword or an ice sword. Swords are cool. Amy can sometime get into a nasty habit of acting "Holier than though" when any of the others get stupid, that doesn't last long. If Zak is a Shonen protagonist, Amy would be the Magical Girl, dramatically confronting the villain "In the Name of the Moon" or something. Those two don't have any crush on each other but they basically share a single braincell when it comes to their own crushes or fighting evil.

There's more characters of course, relatives, friends, enemies, people stranded from their home dimensions due to all these rifts, but that's the main five.

[reareaotaku]

Chloe x Reader x Mari

either poly or not, I just love a gay crack ship

Been in the Drafts since Sept. 6, 2021 😭😭😭

Chloe was in denial abt her sexuality

She used Adrien, thinking that she loved him, when really it was just to cover up her love for women

She felt she needed to be with a man

Though when she met you, she decided that maybe being a lesbian wasn't all that bad

Marinette liked you way before Chloe did, so when Chloe started liking you, Marinette was pissed off

She had to fight for Adrien's attention and now she has to fight for yours

The difference between you and Adrien is that you actually pay attention to Marinette and you treat her like she's the only girl in the world

Tikki was surprised when Marinette started liking you, because she had been so obsessed with Adrien

Chloe just liked you, because well, believe it or not, you said something rude as hell to her and she was offended, but oddly impressed

Chloe uses her money and power as a leverage over you

Chloe and Marinette team up when other people try and take your attention [Kagami/Luka/Alex/Etc,.]

You force Chloe to be nice to Marinette, at least if she wants to hang out with you

You don't listen to either of them whenever they decide to bad mouth each other

Chloe only stands Marinette for you

They could never be in a relationship with each other, but they could share you with each other

They always try to one up each other with gifts and such

Usually Chloe gets more expensive gifts, but you love Marinette's original designs, because they're made just for you

It makes you feel special, which is what she wants because you make her feel that way

You believe in 100000000000000000000000% consent, so either of them is uncomfortable with polygamy, you won't force it on them

You find Chloe funny, but she doesn't do it on purpose

^You think she's unintentionally funny

You like going on cute little dates with them, especially when they don't fight, but they do give each other the death glares

No one dares bully you

^If they even THINK about it, you can imagine Chloe destroying their social life

Marinette would spread rumors

I mean who wouldn't believe sweet, little Marinette?

God they hate Lila with a passion

^Lila loves taking your attention away, and they can't do anything, because Lila uses the same tactics as them

^Also she's a good enough liar when she can play you like a fiddle

Chloe wishes you were less naive, but Marinette has a hero-complex, so any time you're in danger she puts you first, before anyone else

Marinette believes the whole world is out to get you and she's the only one who can protect you

^I mean, SHE'S Ladybug! Why wouldn't she be your hero?

Then when Chloe becomes Queen Bee, she gains her version of a Hero Complex, but more that she wants you to be a hero too

Marinette would rather let Hawkmoth take her Miraculous, then let you have one

She's just so scare you'll get hurt She doesn't know how she'd react if you ever got hurt, but she does know that would lose her mind and probably blame Chloe for persuading her to give you a Miraculous

[loousir]

[Gorgon] Some Secrets Should be Said

Gorgon Male x Unaware/Oblivious Male Reader

Eros

Warnings: Tiniest ammout of homophobia/racisim, smoochin in a supply closet, YOU MAY BE IN HIGHSCHOOL BUT YOU ARE 18

Masterlist

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It was an early Monday morning. The usual early birds were arriving at school, you being one of them. Rumor was going around of a new student getting enrolled. There were only three high schools in this small town; One for monsters, one for humans, and one for both. You were enrolled in the one that shared with monsters. The overall relations in the school were good, other than the typical high school antics.

You had just been dropped off by your sibling and we're walking into the building. A few people smiled your way and you smiled back, heading to your first hour. The teacher was a Satyr and she was a bubbly as ever, happy to see you in the morning. "Good morning (Y/n), we have a new student coming today." Your ears perked up and you looked over to her.

"Ah, we do? So the rumor was true after all?" She laughed and said, "Yes! He's gonna make a bit of history here." You became confused at her statement as you walked over to your seat. "What do you mean by that?" You asked setting your bag on the table. "I might get in a bit of trouble for telling but..." She walked over, her hooves clacking on the floor as she did. She leaned in on the table, "He will be the first Gorgon to be enrolled into the school!"

She seemed overly excited about the new student but you smiled at her enthusiasm. "You seem awfully happy about that. Is he in our class?" You asked, sitting down in your chair. Her smiled seemed to get wider as she nodded. You paused for a moment and leaned back. "Does that mean he's gonna sit by me?" She nods again. "Yep! You are the only one without a table partner. I'm sure you'll be fine. He's a nice kid." She ruffeled your hair and you swatted her hands away. "Auntie, you know I'm taken right?" She isn't your biological aunt but she's very close with your mom so you call her it for fun.

She laughed and walked away saying, "He's a cute one." You sighed and rolled your eyes as you pulled out your phone. You opened Snapchat and sent a message to your boyfriend.

You took a cute selfie, looking down at the phone while your forehead rested on the table.

Aunties super excited about our new student.

Ngl, I kinda am too. She said he was a Gorgon and I think she's onto my facination with cute snakes xx

You sent the snap and put your phone face down on the table before resting your face on your bag. A minute or so passed before you got a message back.

It was a black screen but he usually sent one. Admittedly, you have never seen him but you respected that since you fell in love with his personality, which was charming as ever.

Don't go cheating on me now ;)

I might just have to show you I'm cuter xx

You smiled and took another selfie.

So that means I get to see you then??? Game on babe xx

You smiled as you sent it. Yeah, it was cheesy flirting but it made you happy none the less. A few seconds later he messaged back with another black screen.

Hmm, I just might lol

You sent that you love him too and put your phone in your pocket. Smiling slightly as you looked up to see that some other students were starting to show up. Soon enough, the first bell for class to start rings and students filter in, taking their seats. Five minutes later, you still haven't seen a certain Gorgon as the final bell rings, saying anyone who wasn't there was late.

Gotta get to class, message you when I can

Love you xx

Mrs. Hucksburry stood at the front of the class, writing some last minute things on the board. "Alright class," Most of the students quiet down at her words. "As you may have heard, we have a new student today! I want you to treat him with respect as he is one of us," She said referring to her fellow monsters. "He is the first of his kind to be enrolled into our schools system." Right as she finished speaking, the door opened to show a rather handsome face and a the obvious 'hair' that came in the shape of several small, darkly colored snakes that seemed to form some sort of style.

He wore rather nice and stylish clothes, very 90's -esk. Mrs. Hucksburry smiled more and looked over to him. "Good morning Mr. Lamollot, glad to see you made your way here." He smiles a cute and almost shy smile, making a pair of girls in class giggle. You watched and tuned out what they were saying before seeing he was looking at you.

You waved to him as he walked over to your table. "I'm guessing you're (Y/n)?" You smiled and nodded, "That'd be me." You put your bag on the floor next to the table and he quietly sat down next to you. "I'm Eros by the way." He was quiet when he spoke as class had officially started. You pulled out a notebook with a pen/pencil and made a message page.

You have the same name as my boyfriend!

You tore the paper out and slid it over to him while he was getting his own notebook and pen. Notes were handwritten on the board since the projector broke and hadn't been replaced yet but no one seemed to mind. The paper was slid back over to you.

Really? What are the chances of that?

His hand writing was nice for a boy and you looked out of the corner of your eye to see him smiling. You smiled too and wrote back.

Who knows but I think it's cool

You slid the paper back and he took a minute to slide it back but you patiently waited since you would have done the same. He didn't write anything on it.

You seem pretty chill Eros, wanna hang out at lunch? Also can I see your schedule? • 3 •

The paper was passed back for the fifth time during class and all it said was his schedule along with a "Sure!" underneath. You told him that the two of you share the same schedule. WhAt A cOiNcIdEnCe.

You looked over to him to see him looking at the paper. He looked up to you and you smiled. Eros smiled back and took the paper to ask.

Do you have early release too?

You read it as he wrote and he looked up to you. You nodded and he wrote again.

Wanna go chill at the park?

You shrugged and nodded again when he looked up to you. He smiled and nodded as the two of you went back to working on class work. You hadn't noticed it before but, his snakes seemed to be interested in you, which you thought was cute.

--- Skip to Break ---

An hour and a half had passed and the two of you had talked a bit throughout the time. The bell for break just rang and you got up with Eros. The two of you walked out to the hallway. "Let me make a stop by my locker real quick then we can go to next hour and chill there for break." He nodded and leaned against the locker next to you when two girls walked up to him. They were the same pair from first hour.

"Hey Eros, wanna hang with us at lunch?" The "leader" asked, standing in front of him. "Yeah that'd be like, totally cool if you did." Her buddy said, standing next to him. "Oh, sorry, me and (Y/n) al-" She cut him off with a scoff. "Oh you mean halfie? That kids got an imaginary boyfriend. How about you just ditch him and come eat with us." Eros looked over to you to see you had tensed and slowed your movements.

The girls focus turned on you, making you bite your lip. "Do you think you could not ruin this guy? He's like, super hot and doesn't need to be tainted by you." You looked away and felt a vibration come from your phone. You took the chance and opened it to see a message from your boyfriend. She smirked, "Did your 'boyfriend' text you? What'd he say?" She asked in a taunting tone.

You ignored her and opened the message. It was a new picture of the "super hot" guy standing next to you looking down to his phone.

Wanna dip babe?

These bitches are annoying the fuck outta me lol

The three of you looked up to him surprised as you closed your locker. He awkwardly smiled and said, "Guess I had to ruin that surprise cause some bimbos wanna fuck a gay guy." He laughed and walked over to you, grabbing your hand. You were speechless.

How did I not connect the dots earlier? Am I really that dense?

"It's a shame too. I was considering being friends, until you insulted my boyfriend, that is." He locked your fingers and looked back at the two. "Go suck a dildo, whore." Eros flipped them off and walked off with you around the corner, looking for a private spot. "Anywhere there won't be eavesdroppers?" He asked quietly. You nodded and lead him to a back room.

You opened the door with the key you had and let you go in first. The room was pretty nice considering it was useless. You turned on the light at set your bag down, Eros doing the same. "Are you really my boyfriend?" You asked stepping closer to him. He blushed and nodded, "I... I think so... I kind of ruined the supr-mm!" His eyes widened as you connected your lips to his. You pulled away and were about to speak when he connected them again, pressing his body into yours slightly.

He pulled away and you smiled, a blush was covering your face. "I've wanted to do that for so long." You said looking up to him slightly. "Me too." He said, hugging you close. "Why did you lie to me about being human?" You asked, resting your face on his chest. "I was... Scared of how you'd react if I told you the truth." You pulled away and looked up to him. "Are you kidding? Look what I was missing out on!" You said, making gestures to him.

Eros smiled and laughed. "I have a question for you though," You tilted your head slightly. "Why did they call you halfie?" You looked away and brushed back the hair around your ears. The tips of them were pointed much like an elf's but not as long. "My dads an elf. They like to use it as an insult since they're full and I'm not..."

Eros smiled again and nuzzled his nose to the crook of your neck. His snakes were gently booping their noses against your cheek as if giving you small kisses. You giggled at the sensation and he hummed to ask what was so funny. "Your snakes are cute." You said gently intertwining your fingers with them. He gently kissed your neck and rubbed your sides. "Well, they love you just as much as I love you." He said closing his eyes and hugging you.

You smiled and removed your hand to cup his cheek and make him look at you. His golden eyes were half lidded as he did. "Well," You said almost mocking him in away. "I love you and your snakes too." His eyes closed as he leaned in and yours did the same, both of your lips connecting again.

Eros pressed himself into you as both of you kissed. You pulled away first for air and he kissed your cheek and jaw lightly. You checked your phone when he pulled away he asked. "I'm curious how you got a key to a janitors closet." You leaned up to him and kissed his cheek. "My biological uncles the principal and he gave me the room to chill if I need to. It's usually where I would hang out for lunch but I dont really need to anymore since early release and all."

He "ooh'd" and nodded. "Makes sense. Wish I had a place like this at my old school." He looked back at you and his eyes went to your hair while you were checking something on your phone. Eros almost hesitantly brushed his fingers through your (h/c) hair. You jumped slightly at the sudden touch but enjoyed it none the less. "We have 4 minutes by the way." You said closing your eyes and leaning into his hand.

"Your hair is really nice. It's so soft." He smiled when you did and he gently kissed your nose while removing his hand from your hair. You tried your best to make it look like how it did before. "Sorry." He said gently with a small laugh. "Don't be, let's head to next hour so we can get this day done with and hang out." He nodded at your words and you grabbed his hand as the two of you grabbed your bags and quietly made it to the class you're meant to be in.

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The last two hours of school they had went by pretty quickly. The bell for lunch and early release seniors rang, making most people rush to leave or go to lunch. You and Eros lagged behind, waiting for the halls to clear a bit. He gently grabbed your hand as you finished putting your bag on. "Do you wanna go to the park or my house? I have a car so it doesn't matter too much on which you pick." He said with a small laugh.

You blushed and shrugged, "I would probably like your house since it's kinda cold out right now..." The two of you walked out of the class, hand in hand. The pair of girls from earlier watched with hatred/jealousy as the two of them walked out together. They were all going the same way so they got to see Eros walk you to his 1969 Blue Camaro.

Eros unlocked the car and opened the passenger door for you to get in to which you gladly accepted. You set your bag down by your feet and buckled as he set his bag in the back and got in. "I hope my dad isn't home." He said closing his door and starting the car. "Why do you say that?" You asked as he buckled his seat belt.

He sighed and leaned back on his seat. "He doesn't actually know we're... Y'know, dating. Or if he does he has no clue you're a guy..." You nodded and looked to him while he backed out from the parking lot. "We can still go to the park. I'll survive I'm sure." You said softly. "Plus I kinda wanna wear your jacket..." You mumbled the last part while looking away but he heard and smiled, acting as if he didn't hear.

"There's one close to my house we can go to. It's pretty cool if you wanna go there." Eros said while stopping at a light. "That sounds good." He smiled again and looked over to you before looking back at the light. Seeing it change to green, he stepped on the gas again and headed to the destination.

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The ride was comfortably quiet other than the occasional comment about something in the passing scenery. "Ok, we're here." Eros said, parking his car in the relatively empty parking lot. "I've never seen this place before. It's really pretty." You said as the two of you stepped out.

"Yeah. It's pretty quiet here. I usually hang out here after school. I have never been home "on time" since I got a car 3-ish years ago." You smiled and held his hand as he locked the car and put the keys away. "I'll take you to my favorite spot. There's all kinds of secret areas thanks to the trees." He said with a slight child like glee. You giggled like the school boy that you are as he dragged you along through a beautiful walkway that was shaded by the trees. "Gods it's so pretty here." You said under your breath.

You walked for what felt like forever before he shifted to stand behind you, wrapping an arm around your waist. He removed his hand to show one of the few non blank pictures he sent. "Oh wow." The winter sun was shining over the neighboring town, giving a good idea of just how small it was. "We have a cliff?" You asked suddenly, making Eros laugh and hug you close to his body.

Eros smiled as he took a turn off the path and up a small hill. He stopped and gently let go of your hand, covering your eyes. You reached up to remove his hand but he stopped you. "W-what are you doing Eros?" He giggled and started walking, making you grab onto him afraid of running into something. "Eros?!"

"Don't worry babe. I promise it's nothing bad. I know you'll like it."

"Kinda crazy right?" He said before resting his chin on your shoulder. You nodded as his snakes gently booped you're temple and cheek again, making you smile. You reached up and gently placed a hand on Eros' cheek, rubbing your thumb against his jawline. "Wanna sit down? I have two and a half hours before I have to be home." You nodded again and he pulled away, leading you over to a fairly large tree.

He took off his jacket and tossed it up onto a branch before jumping into the tree himself. You were surprised before he reached down to help you up. "C'mon, it'll give us some privacy just incase anyone comes over here." You somewhat hesitantly took his hand and he helped pull you up onto the thick tree branch. He leaned back against the trees core, letting his legs hang down and inviting you to do the same against him.

The two of you sat in comfortable silence again while he hugged you close, resting his head against your shoulder. "I love you. A lot." He mumbled softly into your ear. You smiled and held onto the top of his hand that was holding onto your stomach. "I love you a lot too." You mumbled back. "Oh and, do you wanna wear my jacket now? I noticed you were shivering ever since we started walking."

You blushed and looked down to the tree branch and ground below it. "I didn't think you heard me say that..." He giggled and leaned forward a bit, grabbing the jacket off the branch it was hooked on to. You moved forward and he helped you put the slightly bigger jacket on. You snuggled into the lingering warmth, taking in his soft cologne.

"Your jacket smells good babe." Eros chuckles and pulls you against his chest again. "Well, it's got my favorite cologne on it so if course it smells good." You smile and let your head fall back against his shoulder and he kissed your temple.

"So. Do you wanna explain yourself a bit?"

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Minimal spell/grammar checking, also set up for a part 2?