#also just the entire dirk???

[crabbygouache]

uhh a doodle dump for colour practice, ft. strilondes

[offkilterkeys]

The world isn’t ready for my alpha kid readings.

[bloobydabloob]

Big time celebs

[eggwishing]

short & stout rose And awkward and gangly dave >>>> i think rose would move with a ferocity like she could accidwntally bump her elbow onto the corner of a table and the table would crumble . dave posture’d be so rigid that he’d fall like a tree and shatter like glass from a light breeze

[incorrect-hs-quotes]

Roxy: wehere's seasons greasons

Roxy:

Roxy: its that tmie of year agian

Dirk: It doesn't have to be.

Roxy: its not optional!

[tibli]

Someone: Here's why Dirkjohn sucks and doesn't make any sense! *explanation that completely misunderstands both characters*

[miraclemioart]

mashing together my two teenage years interests for dopamine

[ottiliere]

you know I was thinking last night as I rewatched Being John Malkovich, a movie which always reminds me of dirk, about how he actually would've started out using somethingawful just due to timeline of his universe. the very first time he spent money on the internet was to unban his account

[plumbogs]

anyways one hc I never really bring up but I always play with is that lilith pleasant is an egg to me. get that man some large boots

[clownculler]

alright let's try something

enter the first tag that shows up when you type each of the troll's names

[insanecowposse]

im gonna be real i do not fucking understand dirkjohn at all

[jojotier]

wait wait. you mentioned that dave doesn't know that rose is still alive for the spy x family au ? care to elaborate ??

YEAH so basically. In the years between the end of the Dersite-Prospitian War and Condy's overthrow in the coup that Feferi, Karkat and co. orchestrated, Condesce was getting pretty... Fickle, in her ruling. She was always an authoritarian Queen but restrictions only grew tighter once the war ended and she seemed to grow increasingly paranoid about a coup attempt. Thus the organization that would later be the Dersite Intelligence Ensemble was created, acting as a dissident off-shoot of Condy's espionage department to gather the info necessary to help Condesce's overthrow should Derse become an all-out military state.

Rose would have been about 16 when Condesce makes the first moves to enforce martial law- a martial law that includes the imprisonment of Rose's mom for conducting research deemed a possible 'threat to homeland security'. So Rose is 16 and angry that she and Dave can't see each other because they have to lay low and angry at the world for being shitty and unfair and angry at her mother for getting caught and angry at herself for being 16 and not being able to stop 4 heavily armed men from taking her mother and she cannot be Rose Lalonde anymore. So when they scout her out for the Dersite Intelligence Ensemble, its not a choice for her.

But becoming a spy means never seeing your family again. As far as Rose, 16, is concerned, this is for the best. When Dave, age 20 or so, tries to find his family as the rumblings of a possible coup are over the horizon, Rose isn't there. She's not Dead- there have been no funerals, no mention of her dying, but everyone refuses to speak about Rose Lalonde.

And when the coup is over and he can see their birth mother again, she just hugs him and tell him that Davey, baby... You never had a sister.

So you can imagine his shock when at age 28, he's in Prospit, trying to see about the rumors of Betty Crocker being much like a certain Disgraced Former Dictactor, and he sees Rose. Alive! With two kids! When did that happen! What the fuck!

And all of this backstory is still for a spy comedy fjkskfiso rip

[synthetic-sonata]

dirk in blood orange from this

reblogs preferred but i dont control you , i guess .

[incorrect-hs-quotes]

HAL, completely monotone: Dirk. Dirk please give me toaster privileges again. Dirk. Dirk i swear i won’t put any cabbage in there this time, Dirk please-

[crockersbian]

NOT all headcanons are valid some actually kinda just suck

like not even in an offensiveness sense, its that there IS a quantifiable difference between “headcanon that’s actually nicely thetical to the text. this makes this better and people will probably try to claim its ‘coding’ even though it fucking isn’t that wasn’t on purpose you dolts”, “not really even that big a change. doesn’t alter much of the character like at all. not WRONG just. there.”, and “that’s literally not what was going on with that guy at all” any fucking ambient transmisogyny or whatever going into it is just a bonus

adding this thing in even after all them tags but like. i bring up “ambient (translation: unintentional or accidentally on the part of the person most immediately headcanoning it, carried over from broader cultural atmospheres or character precedence) transmisogyny” not to say that this is still a “its evil to think she isn’t a trans woman >:(” thing but rather that its NOT that really for 90% of remaining apologists and instead i just fucking think your headcanon so sucks because its out-of-character and just kinda cheapens their whole “canon” thing without creating an improved alternative. its roots as what probably WASN’T intended as an outright attack on transfems like some insisted  but WAS still just a colossal bungling that on top of removing the possibility of a characters transfemininity (while giving 2 or 3 others of the ‘main’ options Officialization and pseudocanonicity. like you can get detrans TME roxy but the actually textually plausible trans woman? wha?) in either an act of astonishing ignorance or an attempt to be clever ALSO served to villify and CISMOGRIPHY the only canonically gay man in the whole fucking comic by framing him as transphobic also good god the homophobia shit just. theres so much more to it than just making the gay guy incredulous at the existence of transmasculine nonbinary people i stg even homestuck itself was on this reverse greek shit when it came to men feeling affection towards other men. Oops! That Got Away From Me!

[deepsea-horror]

"Can you stop? You're spilling your drink everywhere."

The return of Rose Strider(Dirk-Ways)!

It's not that Rose Strider is in denial or that she believes that the doll is actually her mother- buuuut she does keep complaining about what her "Mom" is doing to her friends, while deliberately leaving out that this is the mom she keeps talking about. While she characterizes the rest of her doll council as entirely subservient to her (especially Jasper who is her right hand man), she characterizes Doll-Mom as a bit of a nag who doesn't understand her or her interests (and then complains about it to her friends).

Doll-Mom's hair is meant to be way smaller since I imagine it's made of yarn like those Raggedy Ann dolls, but I just made em that big for simplicity's sake.

Also guys I finally like drawing again. I changed one thing and it made drawing actually fun for me so I finished this wip I had laying around for forever.