sometimes a family is you, your mentor and mother figure you had to kill and then kill her AI because once wasn’t enough, her ghost boyfriend who threw you in a river full of dead people you killed, their son who is your no good terrible catboy cowboy boyfriend with a torture fetish, your other capitalist blonde whore boyfriend, your ex girlfriend who helped clone you unwillingly, three sons who were cloned from you without your consent who are as follows: guy who owns way too many huskies, little british turd, and president of the United States, your body double, your body double’s girlfriend, your body double and two boyfriend’s dog, then of course your gnc cyborg adopted grandson and last but not least your son in law who likes anime and pissed his pants
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stupidest movie you're willing to defend?
CATS THE MUSICAL!!!!! IF IT HAS NO FANS I AM
✨️D E A D✨️
It's so bad I love it, also if anyone wants my analysis on why she couldn't be the jellicle cat with evidence lmk cause it Haunts me
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*sees two emotionally fucked up people who should be in therapy* what if they kissed
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I got my hair cut the other day and of course I had to draw the dca boys running a hair salon:
Sun would be so effortlessly charming. Always chatting away with customers, explaining each product he uses and how to best maintain and style their hair.
Moon I can see being popular with the less chattier customers (like me) but over time they begin to open up. I imagine he hums while working. Otherwise, he's all ears for the newest gossip.
(The clipped up hat idea came from @bamsara's solar lunacy doodles!)
Also I love the popular headcanon that the dca can speak other languages, so I can imagine them being a hit with the aunties.
The full sketch page under cut! And some of my other thoughts
Other thoughts about this... AU? Can I call it an AU? Feels kinda small for an AU, but whatever:
Eclipse works there too! Haven't decided if it would be canon or fanon Eclipse, though I really like the image of 4-armed Eclipse working on 2 clients at once (plus, the nickname Clip is perfect for this scenario)
of course they're great with kids! They'd be able to console kids that get scared of getting their hair cut. Sun would do a little trick and tell them how good and brave they are all the way through. Moon would console them and hum a soothing song (or hey maybe they notice the kid's wearing a disney shirt and starts humming some showtunes). Every kid gets a candydrop and a balloon on their way out.
y/n works at the hair salon as a part-timer and does tasks around the salon like sweeping, arranging bookings, washing hair, etc. They don't really care too much about their own hair, but the boys are always offering to style it, dye it, braid it. With y/n's permission, the boys always toy with their hair—patting it, combing their hands through it, brushing it over y/n's ear, ruffling it.
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a lot of the popular "queerbait" ships are just "these two characters are friends / they stood close together once" but every once in a while i'll stumble into an unfamiliar ship tag and see shit like "in episode 169 Scrungko gives Blorbis multiple prostate orgasms with an anal vibrator while pretending to date him" and like. idk what the hell is going on there. but if it's not queerbait then they just invented something even more insane. maybe y'all are right sometimes.
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I'm pretty sure this would be Godzilla's reaction if he saw Baby Kong.
Also, I really gotta get used to his new design....
If you know the reference, you have my utmost respect
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Every day we get closer to a world where Fred interacts with Sunny before her other parents do and all i can say is...
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