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escapetothelake · 3 months

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Harvey and mr bat for the ship asks? :D (you don’t have to if you’re not comfortable)

ooh this is so silly!! thank you for giving me something to chew on >:) btw i will do any ship people throw at me, even if i don't like it (as long as i can reasonably write for it & it doesn't involve minors)

mr. bat and harvey have few spoken lines, so pls forgive me if my characterization doesn't align with urs. i also made them a little toxic 😐 if you want a healthy relationship portrayal, please specify!! hopefully this is still enjoyable though heehee

i'm going to try to keep this contained to rusty lake: hotel as that is the game in which they interact. also i’m using he/him for harvey

who made the first move: mr. bat was immediately aloof with harvey when the latter first got the job at the hotel. harvey was content with ignoring him, until he realized that he hated the feeling of being disliked so much. he made a point to talk to mr. bat everyday when he went to visit mr. owl, which mr. bat was not receptive to. then harvey thought to bring him food, thinking he would likely be hungry and tired after being on his feet all day. mr. bat took it wordlessly, but his eyes would flit back and forth between harvey and the snack as he ate. from them on, he gradually started to become more open and even friendly to harvey—especially when the bird had food.

who kissed who first: i’m trying to figure out the logistics of this lol. i could see mr. bat kissing harvey for bringing him something exceptionally tasty. later in this post i headcanon that harvey bathes to wash the blood off, and that when he doesn’t have immediate access to hot water, mr. bat becomes his co-conspirator. perhaps harvey is panicking because it doesn’t seem the water will be fixed for a while, and mr. bat sees this, and begins to apprehensively lick the blood off harvey’s feathers. then they’re both like 😳😳

who started the relationship: it kinda just. happened. and while harvey is jealous, mr. bat is possessive. he wanted things to be exclusive, and harvey agreed.

who remembers things: when one of them remembers something, the other usually doesn’t.

nicknames for each other: admittedly, i’m a little floored on this one lol. i think mr. bat would call harvey “dear”, and harvey would call mr. bat “my moth”.

who is more likely to pay for dinner: harvey all the way.

who normally cooks: another cop-out here, but mr. toad. harvey supplies food though (😉)—as he kind of serves as mr. owl’s errand boy—and mr. bat occasionally enjoys hunting for his own food. harvey doesn’t like flying insects all that much though.

who remembers anniversaries: mr. bat EXPECTS harvey to remember anniversaries. with all the stress he’s under, however, he doesn’t always.

what would they get each other for gifts: you know those lollipops with insects and scorpions and stuff in them? yeah, mr. bat loves those. he literally shrieks with delight when he gets one. harvey also once gave him an amber necklace with a moth inside, and mr. bat periodically gnaws/sucks on it like a teething necklace. mr. bat isn't really a gift-giver (he wants princess treatment 💅), but he likes hunting for insects and then dropping them in front of harvey like a dog with a rat it caught for you.

most trivial thing they fight over: literally anything lmao. these two fight like cats and dogs, and i will die on this hill. food is the most common topic; sure, harvey is a foodie, but doesn’t understand how mr. bat can place that much importance on it. sometimes, it’s like mr. bat cares more about food than harvey (who, as i said, gets jealous pretty easily. you’d think he would have learned to detach after all those years).

how often do they fight: all the time. so often. they are lowkey toxic 😳 mr. owl can expect to be woken up by some sort of petty squabble. it's not good for 'business', so he tells them to knock it off or lose their jobs.

who uses all the hot water: harvey—how else is he gonna wash all that blood off?

who calls up the super/landlord when the heat’s not working: harvey panics when the heat isn’t working because it means that he can’t clean the blood off of himself. it’s actually how he and mr. bat ended up getting closer—harvey resorted to calling mr. bat for assistance, and he got it fixed for him. so in a way, mr. bat is his partner in crime :) the couple that slays together stays together

who leaves their stuff around: mr. bat has few material possessions, but what he does have, he hoards (particularly food). actually, harvey touching mr. bat’s stuff is another thing they used to fight over in the beginning of the relationship. harvey sometimes leaves bloody garments around, which mr. bat scolds him for. he won’t admit it, but he finds it a little endearing.

who remembers to buy the milk: mr. bat would remember that they need milk. he expects harvey to get it though. of course, it’s readily available in the kitchen of the hotel.

who controls the netflix queue: mr. bat NEEDS his netflix after a long day. DO NOT mess with his netflix queue 😡😡😡

who steals the covers at night: this isn’t really an issue! mr. bat sleeps on the ceiling, so if harvey wishes to use blankets, he has them all to himself. though it seems like he can easily change into his anthropomorphic form, so he sometimes does that and sleeps perched by the window. (side note ooh what if bird!harvey slept in a cage in mr. owl’s room)

who cusses more: mr. bat screeches, if that counts. sometimes their “shouting matches” are just mutual screeching in a sort of display of dominance. it drives mr. owl bananas 🍌 🍌

who does most of the cleaning: the hotel has waitstaff. harvey is responsible for cleaning up after himself (iykyk), but mr. bat has found that he enjoys helping out.

what’s their favorite non-sexual activity: i think that, as much as it annoys harvey, they both secretly enjoy arguing. beyond that, they like spending time together during the late hours. it’s after harvey has completed his kills and work hours are over that they can find solace with each other. they are at their calmest when mr. bat has a snack in hand, and harvey his favorite music playing without any stress.

who’s the cuddler: lowkey mr. bat, though harvey likes the attention.

who’s the big spoon/little spoon: mr. bat leans his head on harvey’s shoulder or chest, and harvey puts his head on top of his.

who’s more dominant: mr. bat is kind of a brat 😳 sometimes he winds harvey up so much that he just… snaps 😏

who is the dirty talker: mr. owl, scolding them for being bothersome to the guests again 😆 in reality, i think they see squabbling as dirty talk

what do they do when they’re away from each other: mr. bat has separation anxiety (not that he would admit it). harvey often has to leave to run errands for mr. owl, so it’s not uncommon that they’re apart. harvey tells himself he’ll enjoy finally getting some peace and quiet, but he starts to miss his partner after a little while. mr. bat catches up on sleep and pretends to be unbothered, but his job gets boring and he often finds himself thinking about harvey.

what would they do if the other one was hurt: i think they would both freak out, but they’re also mutually self-centered. for instance, if one of them has an incapacitating sickness that the other could catch, then the healthy one would likely consider that for a while before going to visit them. one time, though, mr. bat got sick with a flu, and harvey brought him stew that he’d made for him. of course, harvey spent too much time with mr. bat, and he caught the flu too. he was a little annoyed, but when a healthy mr. bat brought him moth soup that he’d made, harvey couldn’t stay mad, even if he doesn’t like moths all that much :) (for once, they would NOT let mr. toad cook—they wanted to make it themselves :))

a headcanon: after harvey fled the hotel upon being attacked by the corrupted souls, he didn’t return for a while, which upset and worried mr. bat, but he continued to do his job as usual. eventually, mr. owl relocated him to the cave, where he could stay more comfortably after his service, but be called back as needed. mr. owl tipped off harvey to mr. bat’s location, and they were reunited again. now, they don’t interact as much as they did while working the hotel, but they’re still co-workers with a little something extra :)

#mr. bat #harvey #harvey x mr. bat #shipping #ask and tell #ask meme #my fics #rusty lake #cube escape #rusty lake hotel #cube escape the cave #asks #mine

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crystallinestars · 4 months

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I saw the banner and it’s kinda relief that Kaveh isn’t pulling up with Haitham, even though the community I’m in is absolutely losing their marbles over this ahahah. Hopefully he will be with Nilou instead, I want them both 🙌🏻🙌🏻🙌🏻

Though OMG I saw one of the voice lines from new Sumeru guy Sethos regarding Haitham and Kaveh and the ship pandering that you’ve mentioned before, it’s so real 🙁 Like it’s along the lines of “Something about those two guys hanging out together, you just can’t look away.” Apparently the original CN line doesn’t even carry the same implication, like it focuses more on the fact that ah, these two famous people are hanging out and it’s eye-catching (?), iirc. For some reason English translator wanted it to look more sus ig. And the fandom is gobbling it up… haizzzz 🙄

I don’t know anymore honestly, when Mihoyo tosses the bait, the fandom will absolutely latch on to that stuff and make sure to rub it in everyone’s faces. “Ah, they are GAY for each other and everyone else who doesn’t feel the same way is WRONG” kind of thing. As far as I’ve seen, the only other ship whose fans get so insistent and up in arms about their ship and the sexuality HCs is a certain pair of Inazuman women (and even for these two idk if Mihoyo has baited as hard as they have for Haitham and Kaveh???). To many fans, close same-sex friendships are no longer viable; they must be kissing and getting hitched next week. And as usual, bisexual people do not exist in Hoyoverse fandom’s eyes. They’ve locked me out of Pride Month 🤣

Also, I was thinking about how pushy the fans could get and I wonder if it’s something that’s exclusive to the English-speaking fandom? IIRC I’ve also seen other nationalities such as the Indonesian fans who say that their part of fandom is not any better 😅 Cos I’m genuinely curious if the CN/JP/KR (or any other nationality) fans get so aggressive about ships, sexuality HCs, etc. I remember another anon mentioned how shipping as activism has become a thing and it seems like it’s really big among American fans in particular (and at this point, probably other anglophone fans).

I don’t even play HSR (cos no space on my device) but I’m just absolutely eating up the AvenStelle and AvenPaz feasts in lieu of what NL crumbs there are for Kaveh because hot DAMN Aventurine is just so fine. 😭 And Stelle, Topaz… they’re soooo pretty (it’s a digression but when I was at the con, many girls dressed as Stelle, and I observed that her fit looks good on pretty much everyone). I find it kinda interesting that even though Aventurine has a popular BL ship and a fandom that also likes to do the “he can’t be anything but gay because of his looks and personality” thing, he also has not just one but two popular NL ships. The tags for both on Twitter are alive and kicking, compared to if you go onto KavehLumi, KaveLou, etc and it’s a very, very small trickle of activity in comparison.

Not quite ready to stop playing yet because I need to build up my new team with Layla, Faruzan, Scara but maybe after I’ve done this, I’ll take a break to cook Kaveh food on AO3 ahahahah.

I think that I lack the ability to write short asks… Hope it is not too painful to read (and sorry for negative vibes 🙁).

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Welcome back 🍓 Anon! No worries, I like receiving long asks ^_^ They're not painful to read at all, trust me. Nothing will ever top the pain that is reading academic research papers 😐

In the same vein, I hope my super long responses aren't too much for you. I can't keep them short even if I tried. And don't apologize for negative vibes, I get that sometimes you want to vent your frustrations and thoughts with someone who can relate. I would even say that between the two of us, I'm more negative haha 😅

I legit wanted to celebrate with a bottle of champagne when it was revealed Kaveh wasn't on Haitham's banner. Finally a win. I know the community is having a meltdown, but truth be told, their tears water my crops, clear my skin, and and extend my life by 10 years. 😊 I'm having a good day. If I actually bothered to look at their comments, I'd grab a bag of popcorn and have a field day.

And yes, I also hope he's with Nilou! I always thought they'd be together since they're both bloom-based, but some people speculate he might be with Furina/Sigewinne. Guess we'll see. Kaveh has been gone for over a year, which is so unusual for a 4 star. I though they were withholding him because of the deletion glitch a hacker did using him, but it's been a good while since then...

Regarding English localization... it has been established since a while ago that the English translation for Genshin and HSR leaves much to be desired. There have been multiple instances of mistranslations and butchering of characterization. Rhinedottir, Nahida, and Arlecchino had masculine pronouns in the beginning before the translators realized they messed up. Characters dialogue is often translated to sound more aggressive than it actually is, or subtleties get omitted entirely. It's a mess, basically.

I also wouldn't be surprised if the English localization team for Hoyo is trying to push their own agenda using their translations. Over the past year, I've seen proof that English localizers for anime and Japanese video games push their personal beliefs by butchering the original source material to suit their political standpoints.

The fandom doesn't even need poorly-translated dialogue to gobble up ship crumbs. They twist and misconstrue official media to try and push their ship being canon. Basically make their own crumbs haha.

I would agree with you that the only other same-sex ship that gets as much gatekeeping and toxicity as the Roommate Ship TM is the one with the electro Inazuman ladies. I would also go as far as to say that yes, they also get almost as much pandering, though maybe a tiny bit less? Just a bit. At least both of them can be seen solo or interacting with other characters frequently, and don't have forced moments of interaction for ship bait.

Please don't get me started on same-sex dynamics in Genshin and HSR. It feels like you can ask any shipper of a popular same-sex ship, and they'll tell you that every single character is either gay or lesbian, no in-between. And if they do accept other sexualities, then characters can be anything but straight. NEVER straight (as a saw someone say about Aventurine while using his lightcone art with Ratio as "proof" that he can't possibly be straight, how dare you ship him with a woman).

So yes, according to a significant portion of the fandom, only homosexuality exists, all other sexualities be damned. And yes, characters of the same sex can never be just friends, they're only ever "implied to be a canon gay/lesbian couple". The worst part is that Mihoyo actively encourages their delusions by pandering to the BL and GL sides of the fandom, and the toxic portions of those rub it in everyone else's face, as you said.

It's ok 🍓 Anon, even if they locked you out of Pride Month, you can come celebrate it with me 😊 (I'm straight though, hope that's ok).

The English-speaking side of the fandom is definitely extremely toxic. They've become notorious for harassing artists from East Asia over ships, so they've got a bad rep there too.

As far as I've personally seen, the Japanese side is pretty chill. People liberally block and mute stuff and people they don't want to see, but they do it quietly to avoid conflict.

I have a friend in China, and she told me that the toxicity is just as bad there as it is in the West. Chinese fans don't fight over sexuality, but they do fight over BL and NL ships. I can't say anything about Korea since I haven't seen anything from them, but I imagine it might be similar.

I also want to add that I haven't seen any ship wars for the Russian side of fandom, but I might just not be looking in the right places. I'd be pressed to find NL stuff there, though...

Lmao, Aventurine converted so many players to HSR. I was one of them (thought I started before he was drip marketed). That man is simply too gorgeous. And oh my god, you cannot imagine how stoked I was that Avenstelle (and Avenpaz) became so popular! It helps that Aventurine is still a new character, so his ships are very popular at the moment, but for two NL ships to be so abundant? Mihoyo would be fools to shoehorn him with Ratio, like what they did to Kaveh. Lowkey, I hope Avenstelle can be as popular as Chilumi so Mihoyo does more with them in the story (and I can continue seeing fanart of them years later).

Kaveh is a tragic case, but I think that's mostly because he has two things going against him:

1) He's a "tall" man, and as we have all seen, Mihoyo loves to create "tall" characters in same-sex pairs.

2) He's a 4 star. 4 stars are always less popular compared to 5 stars, both in ship combinations and overall popularity (I would know, 90% of my fav male characters are 4 stars. There's so little solo and NL content for them).

Surprisingly, Kaveh has a lot of NL ships (with Faruzan and even Layla too), it's just unfortunate they're not popular. Kinda hard to be popular when Mihoyo gives no food for those ships, and the toxic shippers harass you for shipping him with a girl. Mihoyo isn't even trying.

On the bright side, though there isn't much regular content for Kavehlumi and Kavelou, there are dedicated fans for those pairings that still create things for those ships.

I run a Daily Kavehlumi Twitter account, and though it's not bustling (I'm just not good at garnering a following lol), it's got over 200 posts and I still haven't even gotten through the majority of all Kavehlumi content that exists on Twitter. We'll be hosting a Kavehlumi week in July, and I hope we'll get a few participants to make even more content to celebrate the ship. I'll be taking a break from posting on Tumblr this month to write some things for it.

I'm curious though, what kind of Kaveh food are you hoping to cook? 👀 Is it for a specific ship, or something else?

Anyways, I wish you luck on building your Scara team (Who is the 4th member, btw?), and may you have a good day! 😘

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liacobain · 4 months

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Hammon has said she knows what she’s getting out of Kate when she puts her in the game - solid plays. I don’t see Hayes taking Kate’s minutes, I think it’s more to give Young and KP a breather, and she even said in a presser that she’d be another primary ball handler. That’s good because Young definitely needs her rest and having another seasoned vet is always good for the team.

Bro the haters 😐 idk what’s worse - the Twitter or Reddit haters (aka Couch Analyst and Couch Coaches). Read like a lengthy comment from someone saying Kate had a bad defensive game vs the Lynx, like how?! She was pretty solid. Also said that Kate missed a defensive assignment, uh, someone else did and Kate had to cover both spots 😐😐😐😐.

This hater also said Hammon won’t play Kate against CT because they’re bigger players and a good team 😐 The Lynx players are big, same with ATL players and good teams, and Kate still played and had solid games especially on defense. The other hot take was how Hammon won’t play Kate vs good teams 💀. I don’t get these dumb takes by people who think they know what Hammon is thinking when she’s always spoke highly of Kate and her high bball IQ and that she earns her mins from her solid practices and how she delivers on the court consistently. Hammon putting in Kate with less than a min to go, down by 3 should tell these haters and other people all they need to know. Especially with Kate being a rookie. Idk why people overlook that fact all the time - Hammon (and the team), trusting Kate, as a rookie.

kate is always and has always been a really solid defender. becky has always praised kate for having a high IQ and more so i don’t understand why anybody would think that she’s not a good player 😭 that girl don’t do nothing but mind her business

#kate martin #las vegas aces #lv aces #wnba #wbb #anon

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the-darkness-does-not-bargain · 1 year

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so i LOVE the avalil gamer au!! they’re so tooth-rotting adorable (and also hot) together. 😍😍

i love the idea of ava finally getting lilith to stream animal crossing and of course lilith gets very invested in city planning and donating to the museum but her true passion!! is fishing 🎣

but imagine she’s trying to get that nook miles achievement where you catch loads of fish without letting a single one off the line and she’s So Close but she fucks up and chat is like ‘😭😭😭’ and also ‘🧨everyone run she’s going to kill us with psychic energy’ but lilith is just… so calm & calls ava in imperiously (to ava, she’s visibly holding back angry tears but all chat sees is 😐) and lilith’s just like “take care of your squabbling infants. i need a glass of wine.”

and ava sitting there like 🫠 winding down chat and putting lilith’s avatar to bed and then going to lay her poor sad girlfriend on the kitchen table so she can eat her out

Anon, I hope this is as good as you pictured it 💕💕

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Rated R for Rage Quit

You kind of saw it coming a mile away. Maybe you didn't anticipate these exact circumstances, but when Lilith agreed to start playing games occasionally on your channel, you knew that something like this was bound to happen eventually.

It was just how Lilith was. She was maybe the hardest working person you knew, and that was both good and bad. If she valued something enough to put time into it, she could get very intense about it, be it her job, her workout routine, or your relationship. It all came from a place of care, the deep-seated well of love that she so often tried to conceal and the passionate spirit that made you fall for her in the first place. All of that was the good part. The bad part was that when things went wrong sometimes, the fallout could be just as intense.

Your "My Girlfriend Tries Animal Crossing" series was a hit with your subscribers. They loved Lilith’s harmlessly grumpy attitude and her vague threats of legal action against Tom Nook, and every stream she did resulted in new bumps in your viewership. And though she was quick to act dismissive and superior about it, you knew Lilith genuinely enjoyed playing the game. She went all in on the city planning, frequently going into tangents about property and zoning laws, and she was always donating to the museum. She monitored the turnip market religiously, listened to her villagers chatter even as she rolled her eyes at them, and above all else, she loved fishing. Catching bugs didn’t really appeal to her, but somehow fishing was what really got her hooked (hehe).

Tonight, she was trying to finish the Nook Miles fishing achievement where you had to catch 100 fish in a row without letting any get away. It was going well so far, with her powering through the first 60 or so fish in no time. Her progress started to slow down on the back half, but she was still going strong. You were watching her play covertly from the kitchen, keeping the stream open on your phone so you could read what the chat was saying. As per usual, your subscribers were enamored with her, sending her encouraging messages and fish emojis every time she caught another one. Someone even started a countdown around the 80th fish, cataloging how the remaining number for the achievement was steadily ticking down.

Everything was going great until the second to last fish, number 99. Lilith got it on the line and was reeling it in when it just managed to slip away, its shadow disappearing back into the pixelated water.

There was instant uproar in the chat. Devastated exclamations and 😭😭😭 emojis were flooding in as though a dam had burst. Your attention wasn’t on them however. Instead, it was on your girlfriend. Inside the little window at the corner of the screen, Lilith put the controllers down and sat back in your chair, steepling her fingers together. To anyone else watching the stream, she probably looked calm, maybe a little disappointed. The chat kept blowing up about their fears that Lilith would fry them all with psychic powers, but she paid them no mind. To them, she probably looked unaffected by what just happened, but you knew better.

So when she called out to you, her tone haughty and commanding, you quickly jumped to your feet.

“What’s up, babe?” You asked, carefully casual. You could instantly identify the tension in her shoulders, as well as the way her head moved a little too sharply to look at you.

She gestured dictatorially toward your computer screen. “Deal with your blabbering infants. I’m getting a drink.” Without another word, she stood up and walked past you, out of the office and down the hall, heading for the kitchen. She turned her head away from you as she did so, but you could still see the turmoil churning in her face.

Biting your lip and cursing internally, you took Lilith’s place in front of your viewers, appeasing them with a joke and a smile before quickly wrapping up Lilith’s remaining tasks for the day and putting her character to bed. You bantered a bit more with your viewers, and then ended the stream. The game’s cheery music faded out, leaving the apartment silent in its wake. Once the camera and all the recording equipment was off, you went to check on your girlfriend.

As you suspected, she was in the kitchen, leaning against the table with a full glass of wine clutched tightly in hand. When you entered, the only acknowledgement she gave you was a curt nod. So you’d have to play that way, eh?

You went through the motions of fixing yourself a drink. With the oppressive silence of the room weighing on your shoulders, you filled a glass with freezable fruit shapes before pouring a can of alcohol-free mojito into it. When that was done, you grabbed it and took a seat at the table right next to where Lilith was standing.

“I’m fine,” she said out of the blue.

You took a slow sip of your drink. “Okay.”

“I am,” she growled, hackles rising.

“I’m not arguing with you, babe.”

“It was a stupid achievement anyway.” The wine in her glass oscillated ever so slightly. “In a stupid game for children.”

She was upset. That much was obvious. And an upset Lilith had to be handled with care. Because sure, she could get really intense about stuff, but it came from a sincere drive to succeed, one that had been impressed upon her since childhood. The arrogance that sometimes came with it was a surprisingly thin facade, one that the right set of wrong factors could very easily break. Tonight, missing an achievement on Animal Crossing was one of those wrong factors, so you had a bit of ego-soothing to do.

"Can I tell you something funny?" A curt, harrumph was her response. "There's this game called The Stanley Parable. It's a funny game that exists to be weird, and there's an achievement in it called Go Outside. You wanna know how you get it?" You slowly smirked at her. "You have to go five years without playing the game."

You watched her forehead wrinkle as her scowl became confused. "What? Why would they make an achievement out of not playing the game?"

You shrugged. "Cuz it's The Stanley Parable. It's a whole thing."

"Hmm," she murmured, still frowning, but looking the tiniest bit less tense.

"Lots of games have weird achievements like that, just to have fun with the players," you continued. "They even make ones that are meant to be super embarrassing, because once you get an achievement it gets put on your gamer record permanently. I once got one for dying in a game before it even started."

"Why am I not surprised?" She groused toothlessly, relaxing just a smidge more.

"Well, there's also this one game, where you get an achievement for—"

"I know you're just trying to make me feel better."

You stopped in the middle of your anecdote and stood up. "Maybe I am. Is that a crime?"

She growled. "It is when it's about my failure."

"Failure? It's not a test, Lil, you just didn't get it this time." You brushed your knuckles along her bicep.

She scoffed. "It's as good as. It's a simple game, made for—"

"For children, yes, I know, but that doesn't mean adults can't play it and miss stuff too. You think people like me would be able to make jobs out of this if it wasn't still challenging?"

"I'm sure you wouldn’t have failed on the goddamn 99th fish," she growled.

"No," you conceded with a shrug. "But it took me 4 tries to catch the five wasps without being stung, so my record is hardly spotless."

You kept stroking her arm while she considered this. "I know I'm overreacting," she mumbled, taking a large gulp from her glass before setting it down.

"You're not."

"Don't lie to protect my feelings."

"It's not a lie," you retorted, turning to stand in front of her. "You really aren't, babe. I'm serious." Looking at her head-on, you could clearly see how your words affected her. You had slowly chipped away at her front of disaffection for the duration of this conversation, and now it was falling.

Under your steady attention, her eyes grew wet. She grabbed your wrist when you reached up, but didn't reject it. You waited, and when she still didn't push you away, you pressed on, wiping away a tear just as it began to trail down her cheekbone.

"You did great, baby," you told her softly. She huffed incredulously. "No, you did. It's one achievement. You'll get it next time."

You stepped into her space and kissed her sweetly on the cheek, letting your lips linger there as you registered more and more of the tension leaving her body.

"Are you sure they would even want to see that again?" She asked, sounding unsure, even shy.

"Are you kidding, babe?" You leaned back with a bright grin. "They're gonna be so stoked to see you try again. And when you get it, their reactions will be wild. They'll probably make stickers for it."

"I don't know what that means."

You rolled your eyes and pecked her on the lips. "It means they love you, and they love watching you catch fish in a video game." You kissed her again for longer this time, sinking into it. She was quick to give in too, taking you in her arms and relaxing against your body. And as is the case basically any time you two are in physical contact, the sparks of lust started to dance and burn in your belly, giving you an absolutely brilliant idea.

You begrudgingly disengaged from the kiss and took a small step back. Her brow furrowed with confusion when you dropped to your knees. "What are you doing?"

You smiled playfully up at her as your hands undid her belt buckle. "You just had your first rage quit, baby, but you handled it so well. That's an achievement in and of itself." You pressed your lips to her toned stomach. "And achievements deserve rewards."

"Ava," she sighed roughly. She looked away with flushed cheeks, but made no move to stop you from undoing her fly and shimmying her pants down her legs.

"Settle in, Lil," you teased, leaving kisses across her abs and just above her underwear. "It may not be 1,000 Nook Miles, but I think you'll like this just as much."

"Don't get overconfident," she responded, even as she tangled her fingers loosely in your hair. You just laughed, sliding your hands underneath the fabric of her panties to cup her ass cheeks. Pulling her in, you nudged the growing dark spot in the fabric with your nose, ghosting over her clit while she shivered above you. You did this a few times before retreating to leave a collage of love marks on the meat of her thighs, nipping and sucking the skin there with relish.

"Do you know how hot you looked tonight?" You asked her, your voice dropping into a breathy purr.

She let out a disbelieving scoff. "Don't talk nonsense."

"No, I mean it." Her hips jumped when you grazed your teeth across her abs. "You get this face sometimes, this look of total concentration." You dipped the tip of your tongue into her belly button and silently reveled in the noise she made. "It only happens when you're working or when you're fucking me. And now, when you play Animal Crossing."

"That’s absurd," she protested, even as she bit her lip to contain a whine. "I don't make faces like that."

"You totally do, babe. Especially when you take me on your strap." She gasped softly, cheeks darkening further. You continued lavishing open-mouthed kisses across her stomach, reclaiming one of your hands so you could press your thumb against her clit. "When you control my hips with your hands so I have to move at your pace." You rubbed tight, insistent circles against her, keeping pressure while she bucked erratically, her dark eyes slipping shut. "When you keep me on the edge for fucking eons before you let me cum." You tugged on the elastic band of her panties with your teeth and let it snap against her skin, causing her fingers to tighten in your hair. "And when you work me down afterward, slipping between my legs to clean up the mess you made." You replaced your thumb with your mouth, sucking her covered clit between your lips, listening intently to how she cried out in surprise.

By the time you finally liberated her from her underwear, she was hot and dripping, exactly how you wanted her. "Do you want your reward now, baby?" You kissed the space between her cunt and thigh, holding your mouth there while you waited for an answer.

"Yes," she gasped. "I want it so badly."

"Are you ready to admit you did a good job tonight?"

"Ava."

You pulled your mouth away, tsking at the way she whimpered in response. "You have to say it, Lil. Tell me you did a good job, and that you deserve your reward. Tell me, and I'll give it to you."

She looked away with a stricken expression. "But I don’t believe it. I wouldn’t be telling the truth."

"Keep saying it then. Say it until you believe it."

She huffed. "Like that's ever worked."

"Positive affirmations, babe. You repeat them like mantras until they kick in. They've done, like, whole studies on them."

"Is that so?" You punished her sarcasm by sliding a finger through her folds, teasing her entrance but going no further. She hissed in frustration and arched her back, practically shoving her pussy into your hand. “Please, Ava.”

“Say it, Lilith,” you commanded, withdrawing your finger in a silent threat. “Say it, or you get nothing.”

She stared down at you with beautifully desperate eyes. “How do you want me to say it?”

You took a small amount of pity on her by stroking her thighs, soothing the firm, twitching muscles you could feel there. “Say, ‘I did my best. I did a good job. I deserve a reward.’”

She closed her eyes tight again, her lip quivering, betraying the true intensity of her emotions. “I did my best,” she mumbled, swallowing harshly. “I did a good job. I deserve a reward.”

You smiled, and kissed just to the left of her core. “Good, baby. Again.”

Lilith shuddered. “I… I did my best. I did a good job. I deserve a reward.”

You kissed to the right, brushing dangerously close to her throbbing clit. “Again.”

“Ava,” she whimpered, pleading with you. You just kept rubbing her thighs with gentle hands.

“One more time, baby,” you told her tenderly. “Tell me one more time, with feeling.”

She exhaled roughly, a mix of need and frustration on her face. “I did my best,” she repeated fervently. “I did a good job. I deserve a reward.” There it was.

You beamed up at her. “That’s right, Lil. You absolutely do.” And without wasting another second, you put your mouth on her at last.

The reaction was dramatic and immediate. You licked a long, slow stripe across her entrance and her other hand grabbed a fistful of your hair, pulling you hard against her. You did it again, dipping inside briefly and moaning at the taste of her. "So good, baby," you slurred as your tongue glided sloppily through her folds. You moved deliberately at a snail's pace, building her up with care and shamelessly relishing the way her body responded. At this angle, it took very little time to feel her slick dripping down your chin, a stunningly decadent sensation that you would never tire of. Occasionally, you moved up to give her clit some love, teasing it, taking it between your lips, humming around it so the vibrations would shake her down to the bones. You worked her over with devotion, seeking out the places that made her weak in the knees and focusing on them while you held her open with two fingers. "My good girl." She whined at your praise, high-pitched and uncontained even as she pressed her lips together to muffle it. You weren't the only one with a praise kink in this relationship, oh no. Hers wasn't as prominent as yours, maybe, but it was undeniable.

You moved your fingers in until they were circling her, doing this only a couple of times before pushing inside. A cry managed to break past her lips, a raw, exultant chord that you would hear in your dreams for the next week. She bucked wildly into your hand, riding your fingers with abandon. You let her, wrapping your free arm around her waist and pressing your face into her stomach. You could feel her abs twitch and contract against your cheek.

"Ava, yes!" She hissed as you fucked her, curling against that spot that drove her crazy and keeping pressure there, rubbing relentlessly. "I love you, please don't stop!"

"I won't, Lil," you promised, kissing her belly again. "I love you too. Ride my fingers just like that. You're doing perfect." With every positive word, you felt her walls tighten around your digits, sucking them in and holding them there until you could barely move them. Never one to give up that easily, you shifted focus to her clit again, attacking it gently with your thumb to make her writhe. Your knees were screaming at you but you didn't give a shit. The only thing that mattered was Lilith and making her feel better. You could tell by the sharp rise and fall of her chest that she was approaching the final precipice. A little more and she would barrel right off it.

"Ava, Aves!" She moaned your name desperately. "Right there, I'm so close!"

"I know, baby, I've got you," you soothed. You patted her hands where they were still tangled in your hair. "Hold on tight." You secured your grip on her waist again before moving your thumb and replacing it with your mouth.

She came with a silent scream, so overwhelmed by the tidal wave that nothing could escape her overworked vocal cords. You felt it happen though. The force of it shook her entire body, and by extension yours. Her iron grip kept flush against her core, a little squashed to be honest, but you weren't complaining even as her fingers threatened to leave you bald. You kept going, feeling the hot rush of her climax spilling onto your lips, painting your chin, even dripping down your neck. Moving your fingers was difficult as shit but you did your best, bringing her down easy while you mostly just held her in your mouth, a steady presence for her to focus on as she fell back to Earth.

You stayed there through the aftershocks, containing her residual thrashes and tremors, until you felt her hands abandon your head to pull at your shirt. "Up, please," she panted. "Too sensitive." You obliged, pressing a final kiss to her labia before carefully reclaiming your fingers and climbing to your feet.

Once up, she immediately pulled you into a lung-flattening hug and buried her face in the mess she'd made of your hair. She clung to you like a life float, and you let her, rubbing your dry hand up and down her back. A few minutes later, when she felt steady enough to release you, you saw that her face was sweaty and flushed, but her eyes were no longer wet.

"So." You ventured, smirking and bouncing up on your toes. "What would you give it? 500 Nook Miles? 600?"

She laughed like it had been knocked out of her. "I told you not to get overconfident."

"Oh come on!" You put on your best pout, and even stamped your foot. "My face is literally covered in cum and I can't get 500 miles?" To your delight, she actually giggled at your theatrics and pressed a hand over her mouth.

"I'm afraid you'll have to do better than that," she teased, pushing you by the shoulders and guiding you out of the kitchen. "Care to try again?"

You rolled your eyes dramatically as you were walked backward toward the bedroom. "The things I do for the platinum trophy."

#warrior nun #twitch au #my writing #ava x lilith #avalil

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zhongster · 2 years

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Hii!! I know you wrote a long thread of Eddie Munson burping headcanons but do you have any more headcanons of him? I’ve read your thread a thousand times and still need MORE if not that’s okay you don’t have to answer :)

Hehehe always, i think about this man literally 24/7 so i most definitely have more dear anon, here’re some more of the things my friend and I talked about

Warning for sorta mentions of scat?? Idk i’m not really into scat but it’s kinda there a little bit

THIS IS KINK CONTENT, DON’T READ IF YOU DON’T LIKE IT

He burps on the toilet

Like he’ll be sitting there taking a record breaking shit and he keeps letting out full on belches

And Wayne can hear them from the living room

I’ve mentioned he gets really intense morning gas

So he’ll be in the bathroom belching while brushing his teeth and shit

Super obnoxiously

AU where Eddie’s a gamer YouTuber/twitch streamer

He does Mukbangs and people make comps of his burps

Eddie burping while on the phone

Like right into the receiver

Or he pulls the receiver away and whoever he’s talking to can still hear him because they’re so LOUD

There’s a scene where he looks away to cough into his shoulder and i feel like it looks like a burp:

Eddie in the shower and the hot water pounding on his back is making him burp

Meanwhile Wayne making coffee in the kitchen: 😐🧍

Wayne is definitely both surprised and not surprised

He also definitely let out the most gurgly-gnarly-guttural milk belch after this scene:

Tell me I’m wrong

Sometimes he gets super agro when he has to burp but it won’t come out

Usually when that happens he’ll very aggressively dig either his fingers or his knuckles into his tummy

Occasionally he’ll hurt himself doing that 💀

He loves it when someone pats his chest to help him get a burp out

Airplanes definitely make him burpy too

Something about the altitude

Whenever he gets the hiccups he pounds on his chest and forces them to go away by letting out a super long belch

Although sometimes they turn into hiccup burps

He HATES hiccup burps so much

Whenever he gets a painful burp he has to give some kinda one liner

Like “I think that one cracked a fuckin rib”

I love the idea of Wayne being super surprised by just how much Eddie burps

He’s like “Damn Boy! Where the hell is all that coming from?!”

Wayne definitely has some burping talent of his own too

So Eddie’ll respond “From you old man”

Eddie hiding behind his hair to burp

Like this hehe:

He thinks it helps muffle it but it definitely doesn’t 💀

Steddie AU where Steve and Eddie are famous

Eddie’s ofc the lead singer of Corroded Coffin who’s made it Metallica big and Steve is a model/twitch streamer

And Eddie constantly burps in the background of Steve’s videos

And sometimes Steve’ll be like “Babe I’m filming 😭”

And people clip Eddie’s burps in the background

Lol and the comments’ll be like “It’s not a Steve Harrington video if his bf doesn’t burp in the background”

And someone responds to that comment like “You did not just call the lead singer of corroded coffin “Steve’s boyfriend””

Eddie having to burp so bad while he’s driving that he actually has to pull over

He definitely gets stress burps too

And he definitely can’t control it at all

This is the only time he ever really gets embarrassed by his burps

(Hehe the video i put earlier in this post 👀)

Also have some photos of his tummy:

Sometimes he wakes up in the middle of the night super gassy

And he has to let out several lengthy belches back to back before he can get comfortable enough to go back to sleep

But he’s so grumpy and sleepy all he wants to do is knock tf back out

Back to the fame thing Eddie definitely burps on the red carpet and hides behind Steve’s shoulder when he does

And the paparazzi have definitely caught a few of his burps on camera

Also there’s this clip of River Phoenix burping in the movie “My Own Private Idaho” that my friend and I definitely think was not scripted (I’ll add the video in another post since tumblr’s a bitch and won’t let me put two vids in one post)

And we were like “Imagine actor Eddie accidentally burping during a take and the producers keeping it in the movie”

And then he’d get asked in an interview “Was that a real burp and was it scripted?”

And he’d be like “Yes it was real and no it was not scripted 💀”

#burping #eructophilia #belching #stranger things #eddie munson #steddie

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zeninsama-moved · 2 years

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I HAVE MORE please stop me

-aki likes cars. Readers like okay. But she wants to get more invested in it for him, so she asks to go to a car show. He takes her to one and they walk around looking at all the cool cars. Reader is dressed like a snack™️ and she keeps bending over to look at cars. Other men are looking at her and about to hit on her or do and aki scares them away. They end up going home and readers like “you know I like your car the most /double meaning/“ then they fuck on the hood of his car

-WHAT IF ok hear me out what if they do drag racing and it’s a competition and reader is like the flag girl looking all hot. She wanted to go in the car with aki but he wouldn’t let her cause it’s too dangerous so she’s like fine I’ll look hot and do the flag thing. And he’s like okay? He didn’t realize how much he’d like it until he saw her walk up and stand between the cars and wave the flag thing and he’s like oh I have discovered a new thing about me aknfkshdisj and he’s racing whoever and readers like waiting and the girlfriend of the other racer is like talking down on aki and reader pops off and talks about how cool he is, after a long time she gets nervous cause he should’ve been here already. Eventually he comes back /first place obviously/ she jumps up on him and kisses and is like YOU SCARED ME and he’s just happy he could make her proud

-reader getting into a fight with another girl. It’s getting pretty ugly but aki doesn’t step in cause he knows reader can handle herself and he wouldn’t hit a girl, but then the girls boyfriend starts talking shit about reader and akis like alright that’s my cue *cracks knuckles and punches the guy once super hard and he either KO and the girl gets scared and they stop and run off or the boys get in a fight too and the girls have to drag them away cause aki is gonna kill him* if it’s the second one then reader takes him home and is cleaning up his wounds /you should see the other guy/ and is like “you didn’t have to do that for me.” And aki looks deep in her eyes and is like “of course I do.” Sijdjsbxjsjd

-reader and aki have a sleep over with pjs and a movie and candy and popcorn and they just like hang out I think it’d be cool to see more of their friendship. It’d be cool for like before they got together and they’re both in relationships with other people and readers boyfriend calls and is like “where are you you aren’t responding to my texts” and she’s like “oh I’m having a sleep over” and he’s like “with who” and she’s says “aki” and the guys weirded out like “…your guy friend?” And she’s like “yeah 🥰” not realizing what that seems like skcjosjsks but also it’d be cute to see after they’re together too

ANYWAY skjdksbxjajdho -rem

REM, THE SLEEPOVER ONE IS KILLING ME!!! reader sitting there watching a movie with aki while her phone is blowing up beside her... it makes even more sense bc her prequel bf is naoya & he's soooooo jealous and toxic... u would not hear the END OF IT!!!

AND OHH MY GOD, READER PATCHING UP AKI AFTER A FIGHT!!! HIM DEFENDING YOUR HONOR!!! apologizing for the sting when u dab at his busted lip but he can't focus on anything other than the fact that you're so close to him right now, he can feel the warmth of your breath fanning across his face... it's rare for aki to get sentimental because he's usually so 😐 but he would look u in the eyes so sincerely and tell you he would always stick up for you like that, it's the least you deserve. GOD, I WANT THEM TO KISS!!! that's the most stressful part of the prequel dkfls so much tension and pining and i'm screaming at our own story like JUST KISS ALREADY!!!

the street-racing one is sooo sexy too... like in genesis when reader leans through aki's window when he's picking her up... this man would want to fuck u on the hood of his fancy fixed-up car <3

#about: chokehold #mercury speaks #I LOVE UR HCS REM!!!

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firewoodwander · 2 years

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If I can ask a couple for the ship ask meme (please feel free to answer any or none as the fancy strikes!):

jaing/mereel

besany/ordo

fives/tup

😊

Of course!! :D thank you!!!!

Jaing/Mereel: ship :)

1. What made you ship it?

Asshole-bastard energy off the CHARTS. Idk about romance here but they’d do fucking around and repressed feelings well I think. There’s not much I won’t ship and this is tasty.

2. What are your favorite things about the ship?

See above + fun forbidden pseudo-incest internalised-xyz-phobias to play around with! The fact Mereel is so very desperate for parental recognition [imo leading to the repression and secrecy] while Jaing (seems to have??) accepted this is the life he’s getting [more freedom, more devil-may-care about it], but they would absolutely still use the dirtiest tricks to get one over the other and look like the better son. Pathetic little sad messed up men who are actually very badass and scary being pathetic and messed up at each other? Yes

3. Is there an unpopular opinion you have on your ship?

I don’t know if really anyone else ships this 😶 an opinion contrary to what I’ve gleaned of fanon characterisations: they’re both primarily subs. Would enjoy being choked.

Besany/Ordo: ship :)

1. Absolutely nothing from the canon except the one moment I thought Ordo was cute for getting a little bit flustered over her. KT writes them as literally 😐❤️😐 (our favourite joke) even though THEY HAVE THE POTENTIAL. THEY HAVE IT. THEY COULD HAVE BEEN SO BADASS [screaming]

So: spite.

2. He’s sad + scary, she’s hot + scary, prime poly material, even if they’re simply a quiet and traditional couple they CAN STILL BE BADASS (I’m going to go fight a writer hang on–)

3. Once again I don’t know the popular opinions for this ship on purpose but this man would call her mommy and babygirl in the same breath but she only ever calls him honey.

Fives/Tup: ship :)

1. Somehow, it was the tragedy.

2. Besties that stick together heal together. I think they’d be good for each other you know? They would definitely talk shit and snicker suspiciously in the back of the canteen. They can also be badass together. There seems to be a theme emerging here.

3. Precious soft uwu Tup is my mortal enemy. I’m pioneering straight forward and practical to the point of oblivious Tup. This guy 100% accidentally makes the first move and then ruins it by immediately changing the subject. They don’t get together for weeks, not because they’re worried or pining or whatever, but because Tup completely fucking misses his own signals he’s giving and confused the Shit out of Fives.

#thank you for listening to the ramble #cloneshipping #talking tag #ship ask game

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kithtaehyung · 2 years

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ok so i have so much to say about this last chapter my GOSH. it was a rollercoaster lololol.

1) im such a fan of your writing, you never cease to deliver amazing chapters and the way you develop the characters and plot is really well done. i read the whole 3tan series in a few days right before NYE so i was really into a special mood entering 2023 ☠️

2) your smut 🥲 fucking hell generally when people write stuff that is not vanilla they tend to neglect the trust and development between the characters but i really like how you put time and effort in the details to built that trust. anyway it’s a lot of word to say that it’s so fucking hot 🥵

3) this chapter was everything to me ajdkskdkdkd the way it started with angst and jealousy (my gosh yes) and ended with such a laugh. i loved the intimacy portrayed between mc and yg when they are laughing because of the brother being such a cockblocker jfc 🙄 sdkdkddkdk i like when the sex scene aren’t always super serious like being able to laugh is a really nice trait imo

4) mc and yoongi being absolute dumbasses will never cease to amaze me like how these two drop random personal details about each other in the middle of the conversation (i’ll be so stressed if i was taehyung 😭😭😭😭)

5) ALSO jin and nj getting suspicious 😳 ?

anywayyyyyy these are my thoughts fresh out of the oven after reader window, take care and can’t wait to read your next work ! 🫶

- 📀 (i hope this emoji isn’t already taken)

CD🥺💕💕 that’s a great emoji, and it’s not taken so it’s yours<3 so so happy you decided to reach out with your thoughts because I love hearing what y’all like about the chapters. It’s fun! And you even numbered them it’s like you know my love language LOL

1) damn, a few days right before NYE! That really would put you in a certain mood for the new year.. damn. As far as plots and writing goes, that’s good feedback, tysm🥹

2) AHHHHHH this is making me shy bc I’ve always seen smut as my weak point, since I never wrote it. But when I write it more and more, I get more comfortable with it, which allows me to not think as hard about the setup but more about all the little things that go into intimate moments.

3) oh gosh when they’re laughing while in bed?? That’s my favorite😭 because it’s so like, comforting when you can be yourself in every way while being that vulnerable. And it’s fcking cute that guys will crumble if you’re being cute af (and you bring out the “ughhhh stop.”) At least, from what I’ve learned😂 so keep it up, babes, if you’re being a damn fool you’re doing great💀 guys feel free to correct me but this is just my experience🥲

4) NOT THEM BEING MESSY😩😩😩 they have got to get their shit together lmao like they both slipped up bad. And Tae’s just over there like😐

5) are they???👀

Thank you so much, love!! This was amazing commentary and it made me smile🥳

#them giggling under the covers UGHHH #📀 anon #asks:3tan #3tanW #lovely people #3tan spoilers #*ryenfictalk #mailbox💌

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m1ckeyb3rry · 13 days

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You’re fr doing us all a favor by writing about deconstructed popular tropes I LIVE for it!! I’m crying don’t remind me abt hollyhock Karasu or else I’m gonna start swerving again and I’m gonna forgot that otoya is the male lead

I loved the pi ending I feel like the balance of bittersweet was just right with all the tragedies that happened along the way plus Yuta losing his ce

You’re cooking too well with oaeu the ideas are genius but I’m DYING THE KARASU ONE??? LMFQOOOO HOW TO BECOME A HOMEWRECKER 101 “aiku is so experienced with that” is BRUTAL HAHAAH so true though I’m so excited!!!!

All hail irl tullia counterpart!!! Tell her Karasu nation (and bllk and jjk community too) owe her one for getting you to post your writing omg but I’m actually crying and laughing so fucking hard the epigraph is too good

I love chigiri bestie content….actually I love chigiri content in general too but he also just fits so well in a best friend role too!! I’m crying maybe the peregrine Nagi was the friends (reo) we made along the way LMAOO it’s ok what’s a good long Nagi fic without reo meddling in the storyline

DHDGSHS it’s ok…trust it’s coming soon!! Im pissing myself WHAT is that edit the first pic of Rin as Sukuna has me rofl wtf (yeah what’s sad is how his face card is giving more than wtvs going on in the current match smh) WHAT IN THE TARGETED AUDIENCE?!?! Bro I need more yotd on my fyp now that you’ve shown me this but omggggg also I’ve been Lowk kinda obsessed with the song they used something about the harmonies hits hard but that’s besides the point erm anyways. ok but like…….strike while the iron is hot yk…don’t wanna lost the motivation for these fire ideas…yk…..having inspiration and motivation while writing truly brings out the best flavors so I meaannnnnn whatever works yk! That’s true though I thought both of those slapped I wouldn’t have guessed that you weren’t working with any inspo for those at all

DISCORD KITTEN HAHAHAAH REAL new idea for the bllkverse is bllk gaming/streamer/youtube era I’ve seen fanart of people drawing the characters over some iconic meme YouTube videos and they’re so funny

SAMEEEE epinagi is actually serving us starving children because speaking of DID YOU SEE THE CH?? I love you epinagi thank you for the meal and delicious panels of the characters we don’t see in the main series

- Karasu anon

DECONSTRUCTING POPULAR TROPES IS SO MUCH FUNN!!! LMAOO omg that’s so real though like yes otoya is the male lead…but karasu…🥹😩😓

agreed i think it felt satisfying because it’s not like a disney-esque happily ever after ending where everyone is happy and alive it’s more of a “making the best with what we’ve got” type of deal where things aren’t perfect but at least they have each other and they can kind of rebuild a new life?? like there’s a hint of hopefulness even though they’ve lost sm

LMAOAOAO IT’S LITERALLY AIKU GIVING KARASU LESSONS ON HOW TO RUIN A RELATIONSHIP now ofc normally karasu would never be a homewrecker but like…is it homeWRECKING if the home is already in shambles 🤔

irl tullia counterpart is fr the goat we owe so much to her 🤩 THE OAEU EPIGRAPH IS SO GOOD definitely my best work…yk aiku has the most devious grin on his face while saying that meanwhile niko’s just like 😐

FJSNDJS considering the current point that we’re at in the story is reo trying to get reader to be his friend it really is just all abt reo rn 😭 but reo slays we love him it rlly isn’t a nagi story if he doesn’t play a massive role!! and at least i’m not making him all psycho or a freak or smth…chigiri content always slays truly he has no better role than as a bestie imo

OKAY WAIT QUESTION DOES TIK TOK SHOW YOU MY ACCT WHEN I SEND THIS VIDEOS TO YOU??? I JUST LEARNED IT DOES THAT SOMETIMES LMAOAAO DO YK MY FULL GOVERNMENT NAME AND EVERYTHING I’M CRYING this actually is freaking me out i turned the option off so nobody will get my acct suggested to them in the future but i’m terrified at how many people have already seen it…genuinely sickening to think about…i’m like actually so paranoid about people from irl finding me online and vice versa so this is stressing me out so much 😓 i don’t rlly mind if you know because we’re besties so i would literally give you my socials and not care but like random people on tumblr 😰 ick ick ICK

THE RIN AND SUKUNA EDIT HAD ME CRYING IT’S SO RANDOM 😭😭😭 but agreed his face card serves more in the edit than it has in the entire pxg vs bm match 😓 anyways AHHH YES YONA EDITS i have so many shinah edits saved i think i ended up rewatching them because i was searching for audios so my fyp remembered that i love yotd and put the edit on my fyp!! and agreed that song is rlly good the way their voices blend together is so nice (bruno mars is insanely talented but he drops songs once in a blue moon so people always forget that i feel)

EEK that’s my thing i don’t want to put the oaeu off for so long that i stop caring abt it 😓 so i think i might just start it and post and honestly it is what it is…people have waited this long they can wait a couple days more…i’ve posted a lot of request stuff recently i think so everyone will just have to be okay with me taking my time 😩

I LOVEE WHEN PEOPLE MAKE MODERN MEMES AS CHARACTERS FROM MEDIA it always slaps…it’s like smaus but actually done properly instead of butchering the characters beyond belief

I DIDDD I JUST READ IT AND OMG KIYORA CONTENT??? truly aligned w the miraverse there also the way karasu is all “we’ll fight meatheads with meatheads 🥱 so here’s the ball kiyora 😋” VILLAINOUS LMAOAOA also nagi looked extra majestic fsr…and zantetsu having literal train aura was so randomly funny to me because everyone else has cool animals and motifs and shit (chigiri + panther, barou + lion, kaiser + roses/thorns) meanwhile zantetsu is just a literal bullet train 😭 he’s so goofy i hope he has a moment in pxg vs bm i miss him

#answered asks

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ham-st4r · 1 year

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bby pls it’s a crime to put “trash” and any of ur fics in the same sentence 😞💗 i finally had time to read it andddd ‼️‼️ honest feelings it was intriguing and omg i felt so bad for yn cuz hee own family was the one hurting her the most her mom was a poor excuse of a human. a waste of resources in the world 👹 and like wtf how could u look at hee and be like “meh imma js use him and then leave” I WOULD SLAP MYSELF OKAY? like what’s wrong with the mom 🫥

the whoep storyline was like soooo good aaaaaa they things they did behind the mom’s heehhehehe so hot. but when hee “broke it off” omgg my heart broke for them. not them both hiding the fact that they were hurting sigh the angst hit hard BUT IT WAS THE RIGHT AMOUNT CUZ WE GOT TO SEE JEALOUS STEPDADDY HEE AHAHAHHA he’s so possessive i love like imagine being called “my princess” “my girl” and he fucking claimed her pussy and her whole being essentially ‼️ (toxic behavior for irl men but it’s hee soooo we can turn a blind eye heheheh) and i loveeee how u made yn pretend like that disgusting bully was actually her bf js to make hee jealous ehehehhehhe they’re so silly i love them

however…there were some parts i feel like u could’ve elaborated or written more? BUT THATS JS CUZ I WANT TO READ MORE OF UR AMAZING WRITING 😣🫶🏻

oh and also one last thing (sorry) when hee said he had cameras all over the house so that they have evidence of the abuse and stuff 👀 so…he basically also has footage of yn and him fucking…all over the house…in all sorts of positions 👀 AAAAAAAA I SQUEALED IDEK IF THATS TRUE BUT IF IT IS IDK THATS KINDA HOT

Ok i’m done for now i js wanted to express how much i liked it 😞🫶🏻‼️💗

ily muah pls take care of urself 💞

Why do I lowkey like the mom tho? Lmao 😂 I mean she’s a bitch of course but the way she treated hee was like ?? I think I went overboard 😭 especially with the whole “you’re not her real dad” her to toxicity was off the charts

But then hee is kinda stupid for staying with her for so long but the poor man was so in love and just wanted his little family to stay together even if she was treating him like less than trash and giving him zero attention 😞

And same I had to take out so many parts cause the dots just weren’t connecting I still think I could have done a bit more of a backstory but by the time I tried I was too far into the story so I just had to go with it and do the best I could

The first sex scene was so so different from the initial one but I think the one I used was better

That being said though y/n has been through the mud ☹️ and the part where hee broke things off that’s what I wanted to go into more detail about but i couldn’t word it better to save my life (real) and I still can’t even describe it 😐

But overall I’m glad everyone seemed to enjoy it I’m just a little bit disappointed with this one 🫤

Thanks for the feedback I really do appreciate it you’re one of a kind 💙 hope you have a good day today!!!!

Btw yes them fucking is on camera too 🫣

#ham st4r⭐️ answers!

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emeraldbabygirl · 1 year

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Does anyone write letters to friends anymore? Like pen pals aren’t a thing anymore are they? Now everyone has internet or something so we just message our friends there and I guess in some ways it’s safer that way cause what if the person you’re messaging is one of those creepy people that pretends to be someone else and then if you send letters back and forth they now have your address. And people are just too scared and don’t like telling where they live which isn’t a bad thing btw.

Idk I have friends all over both in the same country as me and other countries and I just kinda like the thought of writing lil letters back and forth like people used to. Minus tying the letter to the leg of a carrier pigeon 😐 bUT! It is faster online messaging and my hand writing is really bad :( I write too fast and then you can’t read anything. Also I don’t think I have anymore stationary that was never something I did really. But just the idea of having cute paper and using colored pens to write with or getting cute stickers and like sending lil attachments like maybe a picture of a pet or printing a meme off the internet and sending it to a friend I love that idea. Of course sometimes postage is expensive ;-;

BUT ALSO cause like for me I have like clothing that is sitting in my closet that doesn’t fit like I bought online and even tho I picked the biggest size I’m just too big for it, like even if I lost weight I couldn’t get the item over my head or around my shoulders so I was just thinking it would be cute to send to a friend if they like it and write a little letter with it :) it’s kinda fun to think about sending gifts to friends back and forth as long as the mail carriers aren’t assholes 😠

On another note when I was super into Exo back in like 2014 I bought so many Exo things on eBay and I still have the stuff and it might be fun to make a post of it sometime. I bought a mouse pad and a really cool mouse that lights up and changes colors when you plug it in and it’s really pretty but not very practical unfortunately and I have some posters too, some from the Nature Republic shooting and I have some themed rings and necklaces AND MY LUHAN HOODIE STILL FITS! And I have a snapback that I wanted cause I thought I was cool omg I was cringe when I was a sophomore :(

Nowadays I have some bracelets made of that rubber stuff with the group name and member names and other types of bracelets and I have a VAV hoodie and a couple of group t-shirts some I bought from Hot Topic, and I have some posters but I don’t think they’re official but I still like them except my Twice poster is either missing Nayeon or Jeongyeon :( and I have a handful of albums and a lil box with all my photo cards that didn’t come in albums, some my sister gave me cause they came in her orders and she didn’t want them or had double. AND I HAVE A CUTE LIL FAN WITH SUNWOO FROM BOYS REPUBLIC 🥺🥺🥺 I LOVE IT SO SO MUCH I LOVE HIM AND UGH I LOVE HIM I LOVE HIM. And I also have the monsta x themed toys the nunugom? I think is Shownu’s (I have the shownu one but I’m not sure if it’s called nunugom or not) I have a medium one and a lil keychain that’s on my bag. But anyway I bought a lot of things just cause they reminded me of Exo members lol.

ANYWAY OFF TRACK BUT IDK I think if you really trust your online friends it might be fun to send cute letters back and forth. YOU COULD EVEN MAKE THEM CUTE BRACELETS LIKE EITHER THOSE LOOM BAND THINGS OR CUTE BEADED BRACELETS OMG. I have made a lot of pretty loom bands bracelets (cringe alert: I made one for each member of Exo except tao and chanyeol cause I didn’t have enough bands of the color I wanted but I was like ‘I’m gonna give these to them at a fansign’ 💀) and I have a couple random beads like the pony beads? And some blocks with letters and flat round ones with letters you know those cute bead sets from the 90’s and 2000’s 🥺 omg that would be so cute I love that idea. BUT I ALSO LOVE THE IDEA OF MAKING FRIENDSHIP BRACELETS WITH YOUR FRIENDS Y’ALL I USED TO THINK FRIENDSHIP BRACELETS WERE CHILDISH 😔 BUT FRIENDSHIPS ARE SO WONDERFUL AND WHOLESOME AND MAKING CUTE THINGS FOR YOUR FRIENDS IS REALLY UNDERRATED AND NEEDS TO BE APPRECIATED MORE!

I’m sorry this post flew off the track lmao. Anyway :)

#what to tag 🤔#friendship #pen pals #letters #...#friends! :)#random #exo #because my Exo merch :)#friendship bracelets #:)#i’m a clown and you’re watching the circus mfer #🤡🎪#the final season of 3 brain cell hour

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onlysoftly · 3 years

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watched the first season +1st ep of season two of rose matafeos show and 🧡 such an INCREDIBLY uncomfortable & awkward slow burn. absolutely magnificently executed

#genuinely screamed!#Jessie stresses me the FUCK out in such a lovely way.#also they’re both. so hot 😐#starstruck #jo jabbers

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thee-achilles · 3 years

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🍬. | astrology observations & drabbles.

💥. | these are only observations i have made. please take them with a grain of salt. DO NOT PLAGIARIZE OR POST ANYWHERE ELSE. if there is anything you’d like to add, let me know! <3 |💥

🍬. | made by a libra sun, libra rising, and leo moon. :)

🧞cancer moon natives have special connections to their grandmothers. my brother and cousin have cancer moons and they speak so highly of their grandmothers and love them very much.

🧞mars square moon vs. the need to throw something when angry 😀 like calm down, honey, the world isn’t ending because you lost your favorite pencil 😀 (this is particularly a callout. shhhh.)

🧞not an observation, but i love gemini moons. heavily makeout with me under red led lights you absolute bafoons.

🧞libra placements are SO GOOD at playing dumb. too good. especially with our airhead stereotype?? come on, y’all. use it to your advantage, or don’t use her at all. 🙄 #girlboss or something idk.

🧞if someone’s jupiter is the same sign as your venus or vice versa, prepare to be spoiled. 🙄 it’s most likely as a “i got this because it reminded me of you” type spoil. gift giving is a love language with this aspect.

🧞pisces placements and their infatuation with the color purple. i have not met one pisces placement who does not absolutely adore the color purple.

🧞harsh jupiter-sun/asc. aspects may have been put down for showing their happiness/telling people about their accomplishments. they develop a tough shell at an earlier age. people may have thought that they were bragging or being arrogant for talking about what caused their happiness. :(

🧞while moon in 11H may be into activism, they have to learn to not be TOO involved with it. by “too involved,” i mean like neglecting their emotional well-being for their community. you can be mad. you can be angry. you can WANT to fight, but just PUHLEASE take care of yourself, and don’t put all of your well-being into it.

also, moon in 11H, don’t become emotionally attached to your opinions. others have differing views that are bound to come up.

🧞6H stelliums may have been late bloomers and if they have lilith in the 11H, they were most likely bullied for it.

🧞moving from that sad stuff, virgo & aquarius placements have amazing hairlines. that bitch never moves. she is cemented. she is the moment.

🧞venus in the 4H 🤝 “just chilling” as a love language. GOD they are SO respectful and they put your needs before theirs?? they don’t need to do that all the time, but they’re so considerate. the boyf has this placement, and his venus is in taurus too. :) (HOW IS HE SO HOT... AND RESPECTFUL-)

🧞venus/moon in the 9H may like listening to music in other languages! french and japanese are big ones i’ve noticed. :)

piggybacking off of this, they may also like “old timey” music like crooners, soft jazz, etc. they have such a charming music taste.

🧞children with both cardinal suns and a cardinal moon are SO BOSSY BAHAHAHA i was with my libra sun, cancer moon three-year-old cousin and he was telling me what to do while i was making him his lunch. like.. boy if you know how to do it, why not do it yourself, damn. 🙄😒

🧞leo placements and the irresistible, pulsating, primal urge to have a heated makeout session with each and every one of their besties. but, “bestie vibes only‼️😜”

🧞sagittarius risings are the hardest to point out- at least physically. i’m surrounded by so many and ???? i literally wouldn’t have guessed ???? also most that i’ve met have had a pisces sun, and a few with a virgo sun. y’all are mad sexy.

🧞capricorn moons are so??? OH MY GOD. love them. they’re the manifestation of perfection. they give such amazing advice, they’re amazing friends, they’re amazing beautiful, they’re just amazing. cap moons, please know how amazing you are. tell it to yourself in the mirror RIGHT NOW. 🤬‼️💪😾💥🥊

🧞pisces placements aren’t all about feet, guys. 😐 society 🙄 putting them into a box 😒‼️ anyways, further pushing them into that stupid little box, a lot of pisces placements i’ve met get feet injuries uber easily. like cramps, weird toe injuries and such.

they also may hate feet and obsess over cleaning them?? my brother won’t even let my put my feet on his bed without a proper shower. 😐 love you, pisces/5H stellium big bro. 💪😻

🧞 mercury in rx are SUCH GREAT ACTORS and singers too! they’re voice is soothing and just really great at tapping and channeling that mercury power. bonus if they have a prominent moon/venus. :)

🧞gemini, virgo, pisces, aquarius, and sagittarius placements are all BALLERS at chemistry.

🧞aries placements are stupid good at algebraic math.

🧞jupiter dominants have such pretty eyes :)

🧞(#103)asteroid hera in the 1H gives you SUCH a glow omg.

🧞pisces placements also have such weird births, too. y’all just gotta be born on that extra day of a leap year or be born 20+ days late 🙄 was the womb truly that comfy? 🤨⁉️ come on out, you’ll only sell your soul to the government for all eternity. 😈

on second thought, maybe they know where it’s at. i would’ve stayed in too if i knew i’d be procrastinating my SAT vocab essay right now. 😻

🍬. | solar return shit <3.

🦹🏻‍♀️okay y’all. we know the 2H rules finances, and stelliums there indicate financial struggle, however i’ve noticed that 2H prominence also could indicate a divorce in a SR chart. and with malefic planets in partnership houses too? oh, buddy.

🦹🏻‍♀️having a sagittarius asc in a SR chart could indicate travel.

🦹🏻‍♀️branching off that, jupiter dominance could indicate travel as well. jupiter in the 3H is more shorter distance travel and jupiter 9H is more longer distance travel. you could feel really busy with these placements, too.

🦹🏻‍♀️uranus in the 9H (if well aspected) is like “all of a sudden” getting super good at school. like you start understanding more and getting better grades. your public image in school changes too.

🦹🏻‍♀️my brother’s SR chart has his moon at 5°, his mars at 29° and his jupiter at 17° with his uranus in the 5H.🧍 his asc is also at 0°. truly the coolest SR chart i’ve seen.

🦹🏻‍♀️12H stellium?? in SR chart?? have fun going within yourself :) the divine is also heavily with you. you could be looking into your ancestors or looking to practice something esoteric.

🦹🏻‍♀️(#55555) asteroid DNA conj. IC could indicate a pregnancy/pregnancy scares. 👦 (my my isn’t it the consequences of your own actions-)

there y’all go. a first post. i put my whole anus in this, so i hope you lovely souls enjoyed. stream red (taylor’s version) and anything by fka twigs. until next time. 😈 (don’t steal my shit.)

#Spotify #astro notes #astro community #astro observations #astrology #astro tumblr #astrology asteroids #thee-achilles

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cousinconnie · 2 years

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💿Holo, love!💿 I really love ur content it makes me laugh every time. I'm being tortured by my period cramps rn so could you pls aot boys+girls reaction to y/n having period cramps (it's not essential for them to be in a relationship btw)

Thank you so much in advance - may the inspiration never leave you

I love YOUR content 😭🥰 sorry these were a little late I’m fighting demons rn (Aka ear infection *sobs*)

These can be read as romantic or just best friendship!

AOT Period comfort

Eren-

At first he wouldn’t get it 😐

Mikasa’s periods were always light and he didn’t pay attention to his mom’s periods like that and he’s also a dumb boy, so when he sees you in pain like that he’s like “wtf, get up”

Immediately regrets it if you start tearing up.

You tell him it’s your period and it really hurts and he’s like “ohh 😧 I see 🤔” meanwhile he’s panic texting Mikasa like “help wtf is a midol ‼️”

He has the spirit though, will literally do whatever you ask, treats your period like it’s an unpredictable beast holding you hostage 😭

Mikasa-

Like I said I think she’d have light periods (Ackerman blood 😵‍💫) so she wouldn’t know exactly what to do at first if your cramping really badly, but she’s a quick learner!!

MASSAGE QUEEN she’s so fucking good at it omg.

Makes you drink water non-stop, at the tiniest mention of any sort of pain she’s giving you pain meds. Literally wants to call out of work that week to take care of you 😷

Armin-

PANICS

He knows what to do, like in theory. But the moment he sees you in pain, all knowledge will fly out the window.

Hot water bottles. He owns like 30 of them, they are all yours now.

Any time he sees something online that’s like “this (item) helps with period relief” he panic buys it 😭

Like he knows it might not do anything but what if it does!! He doesn’t want to risk it.

Starts tracking your period for you and warns you when it’s coming up 💀

Sasha-

Probably also has her period 🗿

She’s so clingy so of course you guys have synched 😭 if your cramps are bad expect her to show up to your place with a bunch of foods that are high in vitamins (like bananas and broccoli) and a container of gummy vitamins for you both to share. Like the two of you are just eating banana bread and cheesy broccoli for the whole week.

Jean-

King would treat you like glass at first.

Like obviously you’re in pain so you wouldn’t mind being treated gently but he starts to (almost) take it too far (like gets stressed out if you roll over too fast). He eventually eases up but still doesn’t want you moving around too much. Like he very much doesn’t want to see you in pain. Buys you one of those stuffed animals that you can put in the microwave to help you 🥺

Connie-

He has a younger sister so he’s prepared. Will massage your back 🥰 you guys will be staying in and watching YouTube together. Touch is his love language so be prepared for him to act like your own personal heating pad. Has a note in his phone labeled ‘y/n period things’ so he knows what snacks you like and what you don’t like because he doesn’t want to forget.

Reiner-

Worse than Jean 🗿 will not let you go anywhere like literally you are only allowed to go to the bathroom. The first time he saw to cry because of cramps his heart BROKE and he’s so scared of seeing it again. Has heating pads and pain meds in his house that are only for you (and occasionally Gabi).

Levi-

Is surprisingly chill about it

Like you’d expect him to hate everything that had to do with periods because,,, it’s messy. But he doesn’t care.

If you bring it up to him he tells you period blood is cleaner than dirt. Which he’s correct but also whAT A WEIRD THING TO SAY⁉️⁉️⁉️

He’ll get you whatever you need, even if you just want his company.

(If he sees you cry over a cramp he vaguely wonders if it’s possible to beat up your uterus for doing this to you 🗿)

Hange-

Like Armin I feel like they would panic

Like seeing you cringing and holding your stomach, they’d be like “omg they’re dying?!?”

It turns into you comforting them over it 😐

The next day they come to you and are like “ SO I stayed up all night researching uteruses and periods!! 😄”

Gives you a detailed report.

Now they know EXACTLY what to do, like they can sooth a cramp in seconds it’s actually wild! And they’re really proud of it lmao. Deadass the best person to go to if your period is super painful.

+bonus smau

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