#also this is SO funny

[pretty--in--purple]

chilchuck you bitch i love you

[unexplained-events]

FYI Zio is an extremely disrespectful term to use

I can't stress this enough, but when I use the term Zio, I mean it in the absolute most disrespectful way possible

[imminent-danger-came]

confession: back in like 2020-2021, somewhere around there, one of my twitter mutuals was really into lmk and kept posting about it to the point that my tl was flooded with it, and i just scrolled past after realizing mk was not in fact kai from ninjago (they look really similar ok). and now i’m sorely regretting that bc i could’ve been insane about this show TWO-THREE YEARS AGO. crying in the club

I'm so sorry for your loss

[jinxxed-vexx]

My infamy travels past the reaches of Twitter. >:)

Also for anyone wondering the lore of my name...it's from this meme.

I just thought it was the funniest shit I'd ever seen like three years ago and I haven't changed it since.

[thefuturewithoutus]

guy who was born too late and also in the wrong universe to rock 1970s fashion

[astrumocs]

bravery for jules as well. it'd be funny,

Ah yes, the thing he's known for: Bravery--

My muse would …

[X] Spend the night in a haunted building [ ] Go into a burning/collapsing building to save someone [ ] Take a shortcut through a dark alleyway  [ ] Stay calm with a weapon pointed at them [ ] Be confident defending themselves from an attack [ ] Touch a dangerous exotic animal [ ] Take someone else’s punishment to protect them [ ] Travel to an unknown place by themselves [ ] Spend a night in the woods alone [X] Witness a seance [X] Play a scary video game in the dark alone [ ] Explore a pitch-black catacomb with only one light [~] Contact the spirit of someone they once knew [ ] Spend the night in a cemetery [X] Sit in a room with one hundred creepy dolls [ ] Hang their feet over the edge of a tall building [ ] Swim in dark, murky waters without being able to touch the bottom [ ] Use or accept a powerful magic spell [X] Be covered in spiders, snakes, or other insects [ ] Go looking for the source of a mysterious sound late at night [ ] Spend an hour sealed up in a coffin [ ] Go sailing miles from shore without any communication [ ] Use a Ouija board [ ] Go diving in a dark, underwater cave [ ] Climb through a long tunnel just big enough to fit through [ ] Explore a spot where cult rituals were performed [ ] Go walking late at night, alone [ ] Spend the night in a home where someone was murdered [X] Go surfing on the Dark Web [X] Play an urban legend game (bloody mary, the midnight man, etc…) [X] Stay home alone with a suspected killer on the loose [ ] Climb a dangerous mountain where many others have died on their way to the top [~] Explore ancient ruins where strange things have happened [ ] Touch a supposedly cursed object [ ] Check out a creepy cellar or attic [ ] Cross an unstable bridge over a huge drop [ ] Pick up a hitchhiker in the middle of the night

[butchfalin]

the funniest meltdown ive ever had was in college when i got so overstimulated that i could Not speak, including over text. one of my friends was trying to talk me through it but i was solely using emojis because they were easier than trying to come up with words so he started using primarily emojis as well just to make things feel balanced. this was not the Most effective strategy... until. he tried to ask me "you okay?" but the way he chose to do that was by sending "👉🏼👌🏼❓" and i was so shocked by suddenly being asked if i was dtf that i was like WHAT???? WHAT DID YOU JUST SAY TO ME?????????? and thus was verbal again

[poorly-drawn-mdzs]

Knowledge Revenge.

[thunderon]

so my roommate is completely straight edge like no drugs no alcohol etc and so im sure y’all can imagine my surprise when i saw she brought home this sign

so i immediately inquired

and now you may ask. what the fuck did my roommate think that sign meant? well

anyways i moved the sign so it’s now front and center in our living room and ive been laughing every time i pass it

[weaver-z]

There's a user called Erika Horn (@erikahorn.art) on tiktok who made a "duet me" challenge so technically impressive that all of the duets are exactly like this LMAO

[luminixx]

“Your mom” gone wrong. Not the right person.

this is lowkey so unserious don't kill me. it's a reference to all that stuff about his mother that I am seeing.

[viorhysealberia]

pokemon fans when they have to wait another year for the next big game with no major releases in-between

[artkaninchenbau]

Crocodile finds a strange stray cat an 11-year old Nico Robin (AU where they met 13 years earlier. Robin's been on the run from the World Government for 3 years. Crocodile's 27 and has not set up base in Alabasta yet)

It seems like I have become possessed. By some sort of demon.

Bonus:

[daftmooncretin]

spock’s room decor is actually fucking bonkers. The weapons??? the big red velvet curtain??? like ok phantom of the opera go crazy.

for reference jim’s room has some photos and a plant so we can surmise this is uniquely a spock being a dramatic weirdo thing

[mushramoo]

I am losing it

[cosmicrhetoric]

ok i finally get why everyone fucking loves law it's cause every time the straw hats do literally anything they cut back to him making this EXACT face